Tech Dif Make Ice Cream - Will It Soft Serve?
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- Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
- Matt bought an Ice Cream Machine, so we all had a play with it!
Will It Soft Serve? / willitsoftserve
Two Of These People Are Lying: • Two Of These People Ar...
Previously, CITATION NEEDED: • John Stonehouse and Dr...
WEB SITE and MORE AUDIO EPISODES: techdif.co.uk
Featuring:
Tom Scott: tomscott.com - / tomscott
Matt Gray: mattg.co.uk - / mattgrayyes
Gary Brannan: / garybrannan
and Chris Joel, who doesn't do this social media nonsense
This was filmed in December 2019, before anyone had heard the phrase “Social Distancing” widely before. Thanks for your concern. -Matt
oh, this was posted today
I thought it was older because I've been binging videos
Please try steamed mince meat w/ spices
I figured this was almost certainly the case, but thank you for explicitly stating it. :)
It was a different time... the socially non-distant past.
Damn how long does it take you make videos? is this a normal time?
I'd much rather have a friend who has a soft serve machine, than be the friend who has a soft serve machine.
I dont know what to put here
I’d want to be the friend who has a soft serve machine because then I could have soft serve whenever
Why can't we all have soft serve ice cream machines? And we'd have a competition to see who can make the worst possible soft served cream
just like boats.
I feel like I'm watching the teletubbies make tubby custard
Perfect
There’s even something about the frame rate that makes it seem extra teletubbyesque
Including the machine's sound
Bulldog D
“Teletubbyesque” is my new favorite word
So, who's going to speed up this video 4X and put teletubbies audio over it?
'we need to turn this on'
Gary: you're a lovely machine ..
Best gag of the video
I missed that!!!
How did I miss that
He should have his own 70's sitcom.
!!!
3:25 for anybody who's looking for it
Chris Joel, once again the humble man of infinite hidden talents.
When I say ornith, you say ologist!
Ornith!
@@dr.castor1392 Ologist!
He does seem to be the quiet man who can pick up anything instantly.
@@dr.castor1392 Ologist!
@@dr.castor1392 ologist
I am convinced that this series only exists so that Matt could buy a professional-grade soft-serve machine as a business-expense tax write-off...And I am not only alright with that, I admire it.
Hovercraft? What hovercraft?
@@cameronsteel6147 I don't see a hovercraft, all I see is a load of money
My thoughts exactly.
@@richardmillhousenixon L-O-D-S...
9:24
"You`re losing your cone angle, dude"
"You`re losing... You`re losing..."
"Dude, in your hand"
"In... In..."
"Matt, in your hand!"
When you see an imminent problem and desperately need to communicate it but can't think of the words.
For a moment, I caught the glimpse of possibilities for a TechDif bake-off
That's when the *real* mystery biscuits will be made!
*audible gasp* 😮
@@wolframstahl1263 techdif making mystery biscuits? THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN
TechDif on ice (cream)!
Worth it just to hear Brannan say "Bake-off".
As someone who once had a job at a frozen yogurt shop, my critique of Matt's style is that you should start the bottom of the spiral on the lip of the cone. Fill the cone up, then immediately start spiraling upward, reducing the diameter of the spiral gently as you go. You can easily get something as tall as he did without the bending issue he ran into.
Gary's technique, though - opening your gob directly under the tap - is spot on!
yeah but with a hook in it hope it lean over-
Gary: Bedlam generator.
Matt: Trying his best to look professional while doing unprofessional things.
Tom: Laughing at Gary, feeling bad for Matt.
Chris: Barely says a word, generally the embodiment of the audience.
Bedlam generator is the most accurate description of gary I've ever heard
So we're all agreed? Next series he's officially Gary Bedlam.
@@aamackie Everybody's favorite Gary Bedlam
Garry brannan: bedlam generator
Does Gary generate bedlam, or does he channel it?
2:50 "Inside the cylinder, is an ogre."
Thanks for subtitles, they really help in cases like this.
I think it's 'auger'?
@@mirjanbouma Yep, that's what the subtitles (CC) say. I wouldn't've been able to google it otherwise.
I heard Augur and was wondering how they got an oracle in there
@@dragonboyjgh Thanks for the chuckle. Definitely worth it.
This is really the quarantine video we all needed
One where four guys who live in different households get together for work in a narrow room where they put their fingers in the same glass of liquid ice cream to then lick that ice cream off said fingers. Yes. (Apparently this was filmed quite some time ago, before the outbreak.)
Edit: Typos.
Marie Lastname
Early last December, so definitely before the outbreak.
@@ragnkja Thanks! I wasn't really thinking they were behaving like douchbags, being bad role models and all.
"I always wanted to do this as a child!"
That sums up this entire exercise, doesn't it?
Tom is like the annoyed teacher who doesn’t get paid enough to have “children” screaming in his ear
It's not just in this video, if you think about it
This is getting dangerously close to "1 year ago"
Turned a year old today
I need more people like Matt in my life.
There's no way I'd ever be unhappy when people around me say things like "There's an inside up here." I'm madly in love with Matt's way of thinking!
"It's the top right of Bottom America" is still my favorite quote.
wolfbd5950
And of course the reason he knew where French Guiana is was that it’s the home of Kourou spaceport.
The fact that Chris likes to eat the cone alone is oddly fitting.
Why am I not surprised in the least that Matt has a commercial grade ice-cream machine at home?
Or is he gonna instal it in his future ute?
This is the same man who bought a HTC Vive a week after demoing one. This is why you're not surprised.
@@MetaBloxer oh man if you've done vr you understand why he did that one.
@@jetison333 That's probably why I haven't...
Or maybe install it onto a hovercraft?
If you're being REALLY Yorkshire, why not try soft serving beef dripping?
There’s a solid chance that would break the machine. Let’s try it.
Betcha some dude from Alabama is going to try this.
Make a Top gear style beef bovril and brick ice cream
@@UltraMaXAtAXX probably doesn’t know what drippings is
@@thekathal well if you watch Tech Dif..
I want someone to show this to Gary Brannon’s kid one day as “The goofy stuff him and his besties did on ye olde Internet”
Huh. This comment just made me realise that one day our (currently) modern writing conventions will look as weird as "ye olde" does today.
@@emdivine I wonder if they'd still call it "Ye Olde"? What if they call it something different, like the Oldie/Oldern Times or something. On the other hand, there's a shop called Ye Olde Sweet Shoppe near me, so it would be funny to see what it would be called in the future
fun fact: Y used to have a completely different sound than it does now. it used to have the "th" sound
so something like "ye olde sweet shoppe" translates to "the old sweet shop"
@@cooltv2776 That makes the "you"/"thou"/"your"/"thy"/"yours"/"thine" distinction make a little more sense.
But it also makes it make a lot less sense. Did English have plural and singular second-person pronouns that were homophones, except for when possessive?
@@neolexiousneolexian6079 if memory serves it's more that there was a letter similar to 'y' with the /th/ sound, so instead of adding that letter to typing machines, they just took 'y' to write it down or something alomg those lines
**That ice cream is as hot as venus**
When your icecream melts then turns into a superheated vapour
*bruh*
not venus... tom's anus 4:01
The escalating panic in Chris's voice at 9:24 is absolutely gold
Even then it's still Yorkshire level of panic.
"You're a lovely machine" don't worry Gary i laughed
Poor Gary
You have been in the same shot before, on a park bench.
And on a road trip
And on citation needed live
@@jacobspence4326 And on the TV show pilots
And the intros to the experiements
But most of those are in citation needed order, and matt messed this one up.
That is definitely a better use of counter space than a countertop dishwasher.
i've just watched 4 grown up men make ice cream for 10 minutes
Quarantine, day 8
João Vitor Matos
Yeah, I’m on day 8 of lockdown as well.
Any updates?
And i’m lovin it >D
Yegor Georgiyev
Just finished my second week back at work. It’s really good to get my routine back.
I just watched this as well. Day 100-something.
Gary murmuring “just the tip” was what I needed right now
My brain automatically added "...and only for a minute". Thanks AvE I suppose.
WARNING
This Video Is Extra Chaotic
Oh YES lads we're in for a good'un.
AND THUS WE WERE. I love the eternal bedlam. I'd definitely have tried to Mattineer this but Gary is truly embodying the child within.
I would Love to see a TechDiff Regular Special Episode for some proper Yorkshire or just plain weird experiments.
Matt: "Where does the icecream come from?"
Gary: "Cows!"
This pretty much sums up Gary pretty much, if you ever have to describe him to someone in as few words as possible.
Anyone notice that Gary’s ice cream cone was just like his Citation Needed answers- started off excellently but went off the rails at the end?
Gary: Chaotic Evil (9:00)
Tom: Neutral Good
Chris: True Neutral
Matt: Lawful Hood (intentional pun)
Gary is Chaotic Neutral, Tom is Lawful Evil, (see their OG live show from Uni for "This isn't technically illegal" when they made the semaphore tower out of that one building)
Chris is indeed true neutral, and Matt is just... Matt
Of course, then there's the episode with Mad Cap'n Tom which would make Tom...
... quite frankly I'm not well-versed in these allignments so I'm not really sure but my point is, there's definitely a good reason why he's friends with the Chaos Incarnate.
Also, Chaos Incarnate (aka Gary) is an archivist. Just to refresh your memory and throw a wrench into your assessment of the character of people you know from the internet. :D
I could listen to Matt Grey mimic machines all day. His loom from the last Citation Needed was particularly inspired.
Matt: "Not sponsored"
The company watching a group of friends misuse their product: "Good. Please don't get us involved"
An Icecream Vendor Teaches Three Excited Preschoolers How an Icecream Machine Works, 1938 (Colorized)
“Careful, Icarus” made me think of Craig Ferguson
Tom, be careful. Ashens is having an effect on you.
DMAN’S VIDS and your problem with that is .......?
Coming soon: "Will it Soft Serve? 60 Year Old Soft Serve"
"This is how they measure speeds in Star Trek"
"Set engines to Whip 3"
This video really shows off Gary's weird chaisma in a way other videos don't, and its amazing.
I'm impressed that Matt's Hubris Cone hadn't completely collapsed
Soft serve coffee! Maybe mix up some instant coffee at a higher strength? Put in some cream and sugar for a more creamy ice-cream coffee?
This is the most chaotic neutral thing I have ever seen
OH. And when Gary got himself some ice cream, all I imagined was Gary getting some time from the Time Dispenser. (Citation Needed S5E6 LIVE Part 1: Ruth Belville and Time Balls)
to be fair, that's how he imagines most noises
Trying to find that video to rewatch it a while ago lead me to the Futility Closet episode on Ruth Belville, and thus did I discover my favourite podcast.
7:22 I now _completely_ understand why you all are friends.
Ahhh, the long awaited TechDiff on ice(cream)!
*Hears the sound the machine makes* I bet Matt must be very popular with his neighbors...
I think they go "well at least this doesn't sound like an impending explosion"
@@mirjanbouma Easy solution: Give them free ice cream.
Gary missed his calling, he was clearly born for comedy.
who is still waiting for new uploads
Yep
same
When Britain’s out of lockdown they might start uploading again
Its called corona
"I need to turn this on. You're a lovely machine."
I laughed Garry.
If all we needed to watch Gary french kiss an ice-cream machine was to get into self quarantine the I say: worth it
I work in a shop with one of these. Trust me they're deafening when they're new too.
Gary? Or Matt?
Barbara 165
Matt works in radio, Gary in an archive, Chris at a nature reserve (last I heard, at least), and Tom works, well, online?
@@ragnkja I think you missed Barbara's joke.
From Gary's Twitter:
For everyone stressing in the comments: this was filmed in December, a time before th’infection, when toilet rolls were plentiful.
i really love this video because matt is clearly so excited to show off the machine, even if nobody else is impressed by it. i constantly feel like this and it's nice to know there's another dweeb out there like me.
Matthew, Gareth, Christopher and Thomas.
also I caught the Bertha reference from Gary.
Sounds like the Sir Topham Hatt calling all his trains in for a staff meeting.
"what's the ice cream version of hold my beer"
"what should we put in the ice cream machine"
🤔
Ding dong, another great idea from the people who brought you beeeeeeer milkshakes!
cold my beer
Hold my milkshake?
isn’t ‘what should we put in the ice cream machine’ the whole reason matt got the ice cream machine
Hold my cone
he's still my favorite Gary Brannon
This'll be all of us after 4 weeks isolation.
AceRidesBikes
Except that we’ll be on our own.
Amen
Ugh, you four are living out all of my childhood fantasies! You’ll be going to the moon, next!
1 year anniversary of this channel posting
Wish they would do more of this stuff
Corona
I've probably watched this enough to be able to reenact the whole video, citing every word from my memory
I have no idea how many times I've watched Matt laugh at the beginning of the vid. That's a very good laugh.
Of all your concepts, this is the one I would buy: Four people stand around a technical device like Monty Python's Gumbys and are surprised and confused by the result. It should not be a problem to stretch that to 42 minutes. The downside of course is that you would have to shoot something else for the whole day to get the right state of mind for an episode.
"Careful Icarus!"
Couldn't stop lauphin when the auto subtitles thought tom said " its chunky. Little bit of children there."
We just watched 4 people stand around and wait for ice cream. This is the content I came here for.
We need more videos 😭
Ah, the tale of Icarus, who's ice cream melted as he flew too close to the sun.
Tom: Apparently, it's -99 celsius.
Gary: But that's as cold as Venus!
WHY exactly does Matt have a Soft Serve machine? Why? Also, my exact mental image of Breeze from Mistborn is Gary. Also, Tomato Puree!
Are you saying you’re even the slightest bit surprised?
Because he is Matt and this is exactly what you'd expect Matt to own. Now I've realised you can get ice cream machines on Ebay I'm going to go there and contemplate buying one but ultimately not buy one because I don't have the room.
Let’s be real, who *_didn’t_* want to own a soft serve machine as a kid?
Matt did ketchup actually
I went to - Can I say college because otherwise it gets complicated? - with a guy who had a candyfloss (or fairyfloss or cotton candy) machine. At around age 20 and if I remember correctly starting when he still lived with his parents.
Is there any plan for.....maybe a Zoom TechDif or....anything? Cause I miss y'all and found y'all incredibly funny.
disconnected: techdif special
aw man
@@ethanbennett7 Cool, someone already mentioned that a bit back and I'm not really on social media in any context. Too many places to look for what ounts to fractured info without looking at it all. I appreciate the answer!
Citation needed has gotten odd
I don't know if many people caught that but Gary paying the machine compliments to 'turn it on' is probably one of my favourite moments of this video.
I miss the gents together 😥 Not too much longer now, I guess!
"Warning this video will be extra chaotic".
No shit Matt, it's a Tech Diff video. We'd expect nothing less when you lot are together and we love it
turns out chris is good at everything, even at filling up micro cones perfectly.
as someone who used to work at dairy queen watching them struggle to figure out how a soft serve machine works is absolutely hillarious
I love you guys’ energy, it’s so infectious and we could all use a grin right now.
I can't wait for The Park Bench to start up again.
Wait is it how do you know!?
Really? I thought they killed of off more than a year ago
Chris takes to it like a hovercraft.
It's sad the park bench ended, the "will it soft serve‽" ended.
I still watch matt's channel and Tom's channel, I already watch all the video of will it soft serve.
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Matt eating that very long ice-cream looks like a very innappropriate thing
"Where's the ice cream come from?"
Surely somewhere just down a bit from Tromsø? :P
Alexis Auld
“Just down a bit” is about a quarter of the length of the country away if you’re thinking of the ice that was brought from the Arctic Circle to the equator. (Of course, compared to the 66° of latitude that ice block travelled, 3° is not very much.)
@@ragnkja they're talking about the Two of These People are Lying video entitled "down a bit from Tromsø
@@richardmillhousenixon
And I’m talking about the Citation Needed episode about the Ice Block Expedition.
Start simple: custard, yoghurt, whipped cream, and raspberry jam. One by one or all together, up to you.
EDIT: Oh, you've done custard and cream already. All right: Ribena.
awmperry
Smoothie was very nice, apparently.
Comedy: Four grown men with a softserve machine
i was a bit sad when i realised TOTPAL only had three episodes this season but this more than makes up for the lacking one (and ive just started watching it)
Can you tell me, what TOTPAL is? I can`t figure it out.
@@MoempfLP Two of these People are Lying
@@MoempfLP TOTPAL = two of these people are lying (took me a while as well)
@@TheRacoonGhost Oh, that makes sense. Thanks!
@@Jono997 Thanks
It is blowing my mind that Gary is shorter than the others, I always assumed he was the tallest
Really? The heights are about as I expected. Well except for Chris whom I expected to be a giant
@@casperes0912 Chris Joel, the tiniest of giants.
everybody's shortest Gary Brannon, Gary Brannon.
Benjamin Shaw It’s the beard though... That beard screams giant, doesn’t it?
Jane Weber He takes the precaution of a good coat and a short friend
crying because no uploads in 5 months crying too
Prolly cuz of the rona. Makes it hard to meet up and do vids.
@@termitreter6545 this is extremely sad
@@iriscandy6377 Tru, rona is pretty sad.
A flashback to my days as an icecreamman. Even after three years I never got the hang of small icecreams; Chris to a good job.
HA! I totally called it. I noticed the machine in the background of one of your quiz games. I was like "That looks like a professional soft-serve machine... No?? Really??"
I look forward to more of these in the future
Gary is just the funniest dude I’ve seen in a long time.
He is such a JOY
Dude I could watch these guys mess around for a week straight, it's great
Loved the Craig Ferguson reference there as Matt was reaching peak capacity.
I think some deep part of me always knew that Matt had his own personal soft-serve icecream machine.
I went and looked up how much one of those things is new, and it ranges from $4500 to $6000.
So getting one of ebay for $1000 sounds like a pretty good deal.
I miss these guys :c
@The Cow they stopped recording due to covid and busy schedules, they might come back tho
@Somali they have their own channels tough were they still upload alot
Tom is the best at saying hello. "HALLO!"
This is the kind of video that I feel Tom should still have his ponytail.
Looking back on two drums and a cymbal 11 years later
This is exactly the kind of wholesome content I need.
Sometimes I feel like Gary and I share a brain... maybe with a little bit of Matt in there aswell