Theo Von on Why Louisiana is so Mysterious & His Love of Stray Animals
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- Опубліковано 21 вер 2024
- Comedian Theo Von breaks down why Louisiana never washed away its mystical history, how all you needed was a chef's hat to cook at New Orleans restaurant, and bringing back stray animals.
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Any Theo von story:
50% fact
50% who tf knows
CRAZY PATH just hard hugging 🤣😂🤣
Yea it's almost like he's a comedian and trying to be entertaining.
Lilliam Pumpernickle exactly lol. It’s all a bit. Either laugh or don’t
I think there’s some truth to shit he says. He just knows how to spin it in his own image. He’s a genius
"...down here in Manhattan, the Jewish Atlanta." Theo says the most accurate, genius shit and it seems to be accidental half the time.
White Goodman perfect sum up
Its never accidental dude, this guy is a genius
@@benshaw2306 Yeah that's really what I meant, I should've been more clear. He's got the Norm McDonald-like ability to come off as a simpleton then bash you over the head with his genius. Endear your audience by being relatable, it's a brilliant tactic. Whether they realize they're doing that or not. (I think they do)
John Williams Can you explain? Im not american
genius
"all animals are homeless according to God" lmao
“Checks and bullyences” 😂😂😂. This is why Theo is on another level.
Nave 2192 shout out Tony hinchcliffe shout out mark normand. I love puns
How quickly he comes up with them as well.
I came back to this video just to hear that riff. Theo's been upstairs for a while
They missed it too & Bark Market
''I've opened up 9 cans of worms, and we only have one fishing pole". LOL
"there are a lot of start-up zoos and sanctuaries down there"
one year later we're made well aware thanks to Tiger King lol
MasterofSheepdogs except the zoo in Tiger King is in Oklahoma, not Louisiana, but whatever.
Lived in New Orleans for 6 months last year.
By far the the most backward, dangerous, exciting, beautiful, friendliest, coolest place I’ve ever lived.
Lived here for 28 years and can confirm.
Born / raised in New Orleans and lived there for 40+ years. When moving to Las Vegas makes you feel like your life is safer and more normal...that's all that you gotta say.
@RobdaVegasMailman I live between NOLA, and Baton Rouge, and once you get from around the inner city wards, and into the regular peoples area, it feels like a whole other country.
Billy Conforto ate a bunch of pills and drove into an embankment RIP the legend
@@TheShiftersMusic the embankment drove into him
Toughest gay boxer, best homosexual bus boy, also Loved taking pills
@@TheShiftersMusic Mario rafino (guy who made Theo burry his poop) was the guy who rode the boat into the embankment
"all animals are homeless...according to God"
that raccon shit is hella accurate tho "lemme get yo scarf... "
I bet Theo's IQ is off the charts. Hilarious that people who aren't familiar with him probably think he's an idiot. Little do they know that's what he wants them to think. You can't be this witty and clever at the spur of a second and not be cognitively supreme. The best part is he rarely even laughs or acknowledges his own rare abilities. It's a beautiful thing to watch.....
Norm Macdonald always says play the fool they laugh harder
IQ has nothing to do with it.
@@MrSilus2000 verbal comprehension and processing speed, 2 of the 4 aspects of iq, definitely have something to do with it
Silus IQ has absolutely everything to do with it. His brain works substantially faster and connects the dots better than the average bear.
Connecting the dots just requires a high degree of honesty and humility, because it’s always your own bullshit that gets in the way of seeing clearly. Everybody has this in them. This is from Bruce Lee’s philosophy.
"ned stark is awesome, you're going to love him." lmao
kayden stegman he almost spoiled it 😂😂 quick recovery.
Season 8 he’s awesome
Theo is one of the most naturally funny people ever. He never let's the truth get in the way of a good story. GANG GANG
Yea, you & what army?
I’m gonna need all of us to remain calm for a few moments. Or else!?
It's a southern quality ya gotta let the story breathe
“Remember they used to have Rottweilers”
“They still do”
😭
Billy conforto embankment gang
😂😂
Checking in
Gang gang
RIP to the realist one ☝️
#GANGGANG
#EMBANKMENTGANG
@TheoVon
#HamsterGANG
“the bark market” there were at least 6 genius quick witted calls
He's so quick off the top it's ridiculous!!
Seriously, idk how Theo thinks that quick
Jake K checks and bulliances
I can’t believe Theo didn’t take the opening when they were talking about wild and stray animals to tell the story about a bunch of primates escaping from a test facility in his town. The cops had to recruit the bigger teenagers to help them round them up.
He really said the Jewish Atlanta 😂😂😂
He always brings up billy 😂❤️
arnold p - he always brings up "butt activities" as well...
#embankmentgang
RIP BC, never saw that embankment coming
"They've got swamps, hearsay.."
Theo never ceases to amaze. Just tremendous. Real national treasure and gem.
Theo's Game of Throne bit is hilarious. Kiills every time. "Ned Stark, man he's awesome isnt he?"
"The Birds and the Bichon's" 😂
Theo knew all about the dark arts of exotic animal farms
They didn't even catch the " Fuckin Birds and the Bichons" line hahaha. Theo is so damn funny off the cuff, what a Legend
Theo met joe exotic when he fought that bear
Theo is the funniest comic in the game right now hands down. Nobody can top his personality
“Instead of birds and the bees it’s The birds and the Bichons” -they completely missed Theo’s gold. Went right over their heads.
Birds and Bichons. Cheques and Bullyances. This is why I love Theo Von lol.
“Checks and Bullynces”😂😂
The bar he was talking about with the bear wrestling was the Scottish inn.
Bob Barker his wife, Betty White. 🤣🤣
The Bark Market 😂
Theo Von is dead accurate and very clever with everything he said in this video
Rest in peace Billy Conforto, drove into an embankment high on sum pills,
Theo Von: "Check and Bullyances". Yo this guy spits straight fire jokes that just go right over most people's heads haha
Lol my grandma was the attorney for the patent on fake dog balls
"down in Louisiana where you have a gay guy wrestling a bear for 5 dollars", why a gay guy, "because he was a bigger draw"
That part killed me 😂😂
Yes!!! Theo is the best! The sting in the thing
Theo Von with them MNS HITTERS .. them Melodious Non Sequiturs.
“Can dogs do birth control?”
- Theo Von
" I opened up 9 cans of worms and we just have 1 fishing pole " 😂
Lol alot of people from the south grow up in not really subpar conditions but not the best so they learn to make light of shit and never be to serious about themselves makes for a great sense of humor
I'm so grateful this dude exists. I don't know how to explain it. Like a long lost country cousin. We got those "you look like ..(insert random ethnicity or busted actor descriptor here)" faces... ppl questioning if youre Chinese Mixed Cherokee Chihuahua. DS eyes too. The way he uses English tho. I can't get over his poetic punches. Sawed off humans. Wild unbelievable childhood experiences. Truly been in such an existential down swing for Months, yet heres this crazy craw daddy making me laugh about the shit that hurt.
All animals are homeless according to God - the rat king
They missed a lot of cuts lmao
“Can dogs do birth control or not?”
hunter12555 clues......
Get in there!
“Checks and bully-ances”
“The bark market”
😂
The Jewish Atlanta has me crying hahaha and the bark market
At least the rat king's immune system is strong during all of this.
"Birds and the Bijon's" oh my... 😂😂
"Checks and bulliances" "stranimals" Theo is a hoot😂😂😂
Gang gang!!!
best comedian they've had on for sure
Pft looks like he's 22 how is he 35 lmao
He’s 40 bro lol
From st.louis love the saints never been to LA but tried to go 3 times each time it flooded. Almost don't want to go because the thought of new Orleans is as fun as being there.
Checks and bullyances LMFAO Theo is a trip
I love that he didn't bite AT ALL on the "dog balls are weird" remark.
Theo Von may be the funniest comedian alive right now
Rip to big daddy billy baby drove right into an embankment
😂😂😂
RIP
07:44 "On the bark-market"...haha that's good.
I’d pay top dolla to watch Theo get back on PMT for 30 min, gang bruh
When they said that they didn’t get to cheer for the lsu bama game I was so confused but then I realized it was from last year
“Yeah the fuckin birds and the Bishauns dude” lmao too good
If it creeps, crawls, swims or flies we're gonna make a gumbo.
Not really. Despite what people think, a very limited number of things actually go in proper gumbos.
"the ole bait and switch. It was actually a very rewarding job".
All Theo von clip comments:
30% Theo unintentional funny
20% gang gang
50% RIP Billy Conforto
Out on the bark market lmao dfkm Theo is fire 🔥
Theo is unintentionally hilarious 😂
the hilarious birds and the bichon's comment by theo was completely missed lol
Need Theo on again
The bark market hahaha
Theo might be referencing Mortins seafood serving dirty duck
I think this is the first Theo von clip I saw
7:10 "they had checks and bullyences"
Theo Von with those honey dripping’ fingers.
Rip Billy Conforto. Legend of the Theo Lore.
At 2:30 is he talking about the tiger king?
The birds and the bee-shauns... lol
"let me do a back flip for a dollar" 😂
Checks and bullyances
7:07 - "Checks and bullyences"
Bruh it really do be on 3g all over here in Mandeville n Covington where he from where I’m at now lol
I don't know where in Mandeville and Covington you have 3G Internet, given I've lived here most of my life.
“Checks and bullyances”
100% the goat.
Theo is so special man
This interview took some strange turns lmao
Where’s the full interview daddddy?
Is that tiger king or Theo
You want this wymerama with a shellfish allergy? The man's a genius.
his mullet is legendary
Lmao I love Theo Nd I have a pack of 5 sometimes 7 but usually just the main 5 raccoons that live in my condo there’s a lot of wooded area around it and they stay digging in the dumpster and I feed them and I’ve been living here almost 4 months now and for the past 3 I’ve been feeding them and they finally know my scent and they come up to me not all the way close enough to touch only one gets that close his name is felix and dude is so wild and spontaneous lmao he will run up to me and try and steal my keys or whatever in my hand that I’m feeding them he wants the whole thing but then he runs off real fast and I’m like well why did you run up on me then if your scared lmao. I don’t touch them but it got me obsessed with them and to do my research they rarely ever have rabies and if they do they show major signs and die within a week of being poisoned. Also they can live in day or night they just prefer night so if you see one during the day and it’s acting normal it’s just a mother getting an early start on feeding her babies due to the competition 🙏🏽😩😩🙏🏽🙏🏽❤️❤️❤️🦝
michael michael no I didn’t want to talk to anyone lol my DMs are full of strangers I could talk to but don’t I just wanted to put some info in the universe about raccoons.
thank u for this comment
RAT KING! Gang gang
Checks and bully-ances
RIP Billy Conforto
Checks and bullyances.
Theo talk about tiger king!
HAHAHA He said "the bark market"
Imagine downloading a podcast tho lol. We down in the south mostly tor
BILLY CONFORTO 4EVR
lol Theo killin this shit
It's called mystery, dude!