He actually laughed because he accidentally sat on a piano thinking it was closed. Idk, just thought I'd share it. Right before he laughs you can hear the piano
I don't know why someone would dislike this You clicked on a video called "Roxanne but it's just rocks". *You got rocks* You got exactly what you came for
when i was like 3-5 years old, my dad played this around me a lot. last summer i looked at an old do it yourself book i wrote in. i wrote my favorite song as "rock sand". fell off my chair and laughed for about a minute
i love that the singer sounds distressed about the rocks, like he turned around and slowly raises a pointed finger
EXACTLY!!!
“the singer” like we dont all know its Sting lol
Edit: missed opportunity to say “the stinger”
Ya made my day
Sting
Sting man
You knew exactly what was gonna happen. You still sat here for 19 seconds. So did I.
*you're right and it was goddamn hilarious*
you are describing things that did happen to both of us
I actually didn't. I expected to hear actual rocks falling or something...
So true. Are you Walt Whitman?
I even watched it twice haha
the lyrics:
ahahaha
rocks
Written by Tommy Wiseau
@@calw.9373 nah if it was tommy wiseau there'd be at least one moan in there
@@ajoke5105 fax
These lyrics are so deep
Thank you I needed that
me working out what I'll play in rock paper scissors
Toycat???
checkmark :0
No way its the eye beee exxx toyCAT
lol ibxtoycat
Huh
Parent: “What is in your mouth”
Child:
He answered 18 seconds later because he was chewing and swallowing it
@@stevethepaidintern196 nah he was spitting them out
@@gvtterslag nah he was breathing them in
@@masayuki2454 nah he was savouring them
@@niga3 nah he was choking to death
It was exactly as stupid as I knew it was going to be, and yet I was already laughing from the time the song started.
Eyyy funny like number
@RicAdbur me too lol
Same reaction, I was laughing harder when it started then when it ended but I'm still smiling
I love your pfp
I m the dumbest one. I didn’t see that coming so l went from wtf to 😂
"yo why the hell are your bags so heavy, what did you put in here??"
0:18
I can't believe it took me until i was 22 to understand that
Until today that is to say
Hey that rhymes
dumb but funny comment 8.5/10
@@ijfisjjf1916 I'd give it a solid 4/10 because I also stole it lol
Such a good episode of spongebob
Can I use emojis to describe how I feel about this comment? Here's my mood: 😂
Is this what Boris is laughing about for the past 2 months?
The reason why I'm here😂😂😂
@@pali4ever889 Same here lol
VADIM BLYAT
keep it cheeki breeki
Yes
My parents: Why is your pocket so heavy?
Me as a child:
ua-cam.com/video/CsH9Mu1vfjU/v-deo.html
Reletable
All these comments on this video I’mlaughing
Still me as an adult:
I can SO much relate. I'm getting flashbacks.
Ngl, those are some pretty rocks.
This is sand:
ua-cam.com/video/lCl7I7png08/v-deo.html
Here, you can buy them:
www.amazon.com/Slate-Stone-Miniature-Aquarium-Wargaming/dp/B071YN2QH8
NicimakiClips Jesus, Marie, they’re minerals
What’s there to lie about?
@@fodebic5253 I think it’s slate
Jokes on him, I chose paper.
Lol underrated comment
😂
Jokes on you, I choose...
SCISSORS!
@@PickleRicksFATASSCOUSIN
Well I’m sorry but I have you beat...
I chose....
The Spanish Inquisition!!
@@l_ndonmusic you draw pretty bad to the point I really want to cut all of your drawings with scissors...
I came here from the Boris eye reveal video
When I was like 5 I genuinely believed they were saying rock sand
So you’re 6?
When I was around that age I remember being in my dad’s car and him playing this a lot. And I really loved it. I still like the song a lot
@@africancouscous You fucking dumbass its roxanne by The Police
Everyone chill. We were all at that age where we didn't hear things right. I did that too
want to feel that again but with shitty music? ua-cam.com/video/16YnOUnbE6s/v-deo.html
Physics: the study of every phenomenon going on in the universe
Chemistry: the study of matter and its components
Geology:
*wheeze
Eyyyyy great one
rocc
Civil engineering: ROCKSAND
Hehe look at this rocc i find
thank you youtube recommended feed i now know the best police song is 20 seconds long.
Sophisticated Coherence stop
@Sophisticated Coherence 😂🤣
@Sophisticated Coherence i hope this is a joke
Doyoumine nah
@Sophisticated Coherence lmao
Life of Boris Army wya?
Wazzup fellow Shashlik King fan
It sounds like he's warning someone of a rockslide.
HOW??? 😳😳😳😳🤔🤔🤔
Well that, except he's stoned AF
@@Twertle ROCKS!!
More specifically, Anne.
"Rocks, Anne!"
*Me:* Doesn't drink water
*My kidneys:*
underrated
Jokes aside, drink water... That shit really happens
@@killyridols72826 I made this comment based on personal experience so i agree.
It never happened to me and I drink plenty often.
Thanks for the info, I'm sorry to hear, from what I've heard it sounds terrifying! 😰
ua-cam.com/video/CsH9Mu1vfjU/v-deo.html
Me: "what is this class about again?"
My geology teacher:
it's actually about remedial chaos theory
@@ArcturusOTEbased!
Saw this on life of boris had to see if it was real. Not disappointed
those rock would look great in my fish tank
ua-cam.com/video/CsH9Mu1vfjU/v-deo.html
I thought the same thing 👀
Always nice to find you in every comment section😂
Same
Wack
Squidward: Patrick, why are your suitcases so heavy?
Patrick:
This is what happens when you never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request
It's true, I was there
Patrick always needs his lucky lump of uranium lead alloy
ROCKsanne
I'm a geology major and this is relevant to my interests
@Чечи Камни
is that slate
@@raahimas2776 it's either slate or shale. I think probably shale but I can't know without getting a closer look at it
You a geo dude?
@@beesokay Булыжники
Rock Sand
sub bot? Wtf
Bro what is this channel?? 5.9 million subs?!
@@Mark.OnEarth idk
This guy again
Its twitter lol
“So, what music genres do you like?”
“Uhhh... rock?”
metal
Based and Cavepilled
@@named746 deathcore :)
I sure do love "boulder rock" music
Underrated
I thought it'd be that "Roxanne" song except everytime roxanne is mentioned, it's changed to rocks.
Do you mean the ShitTok one?
Same m8
I was expecting it to be "Rocks" cut from every "Roxanne" in the song...
@@googleprofiel6814 This one?
@@hazyproduct1692 it was a good song before tik tok got a hold of it
I waited 18 seconds just to hear, “Rocks.”
We all did.
You have been "Rock Rolled", Rick?
Well... why would you say that you know I did?! lol
You also saw "Rocks."
Worth it
Anyone else here from Boris's eye reveal?
Dwayne Johnson’s wife after she gives a birth to twins: 0:18
pebbles
Pebbles
Yes
@@shualel the rocks are built different
pebbles
Can't wait for the sequel: "Sand"
underrated comment
Possibly a glass sequel?
Maybe scissors?
And than we end the gravel trilogy with crushing sandals
Rock san(d)
Lyrics:
[Musical intro]
Hahahaha..
[Musical intro continues]
Rocks.
sting is truly a lyrical genius
thank u so much i needed that
you missed the 'hahaha'
you called?
@@RocksPolarBear HOLY SH-
IIIIIIS BORIS
Y'all called?
Rocks.
Rocks
Rocks
You're a cute rock.
Rocks
"whats her name?"
"rocks anne"
"roxanne?"
"no, rocks anne"
Rock sand
Her name is Rocks, Anne.
i was gonna like but i would ruin the 420
More like... ROCKS AND
Same energy as spiders georg
“ROX-“
“No!”
“Bathroom?”
“Yeah, over here”
"Uhh, guys, what does a pregnancy test look like"
"It's like a thin plastic stick with a thing at the end."
"So this is definitely a GUN."
Everyone that hasn’t seen community must be confused af😂
“i wonder what happened in all those other timelines...”
"There ARE no other timelines, Abed!"
"troy and abed's new APARTMENT!"
blyad, is it that time already?
For some reason I thought this would be every iteration of the word "rocks" in Roxanne
I'd groove to that
that may have been the plan originally
same here
Same xD
That was a shower thought of mine. I’d really like that
0:07 my reaction to this.
Underrated comment
@@jaden_bricker overrated comment
This got a genuine 0:07 out of me
clever
He actually laughed because he accidentally sat on a piano thinking it was closed. Idk, just thought I'd share it. Right before he laughs you can hear the piano
I waited 19 seconds just to hear him say “Rocks”
I’m not disappointed
Rocks
Rocks
Roxs
Rocks
tar
ronks
How many of us are here after "Life of Boris" video ?
me!
Me
Me 👋
That still exists?
I knew exactly what was going to happen, but I laughed the whole time in anticipation.
That is the right thing to do
Me when I’m telling someone a funny story but I keep laughing when talking about it because it’s so fuckin funny
I thought it was going to be every "Rox-" in the whole song....
I knew what was coming as well. I didn't think it would be all that funny, but very clever. I was wrong. It was funny.
Humor in 1989: *Actual jokes*
Humor in 2019: *R O C K S*
its 2021
@@usernametaken017 this video was made in 2019
@@usernametaken017 if you didn't tell me i actually wouldn't know
humour in 2021: R
@@elliebelly6980 weed
Who came here because of "life of Boris?"😹
Me comrade
Why all the dislikes? You came here for rocks and you got rocks.
I thought it would Roxanne by Arizona zervas
About the girl who wants to party all night?
@@r011ing_thunder6 yep 😹
I liek roks
because we expected the rock to appear on screen sooner, not in the last second
Geologists when someone asks them to explain what they do for a living
ROCKS ua-cam.com/video/lZ7IGVTk4bs/v-deo.html
😂
Lmao😂
I do rocks
"They are not rocks Marie, they're minerals!"
after reading the comments, "rocks" doesn't even sound like a real word anymore
I HAD TROUBLE WITH IF I SPELT ROCKS WRONG CUZ IT JUST DONT LOOK LIKE A WORD ANYMORE
Jamais Vu
666 likes- oh hell nah I ain’t liking this comment
Happens
@@lavenderbanana3197 like it to make it 667 because we love the lord hALLelUjAh
people who are here from life of borris
"Jesus Christ Marie, they're minerals!"
The comment I was looking for!
Exactly
@@kostasvellikis me too
I was hoping to find a comment like this
Breakimg bad moment
I don't know why someone would dislike this
You clicked on a video called "Roxanne but it's just rocks". *You got rocks*
You got exactly what you came for
leaving a comment here to remind everyone that i was like number 69
Some people probably thought it was gonna be Roxanne by Arizona Zervas
They probably though this would be the rap song
@@dvshooligan868 same
maybe they were expecting the other Roxanne song
rocks
rocks
rocks
rocks
rocks
rocks
Here from boris
Girl: he's probably thinking about other women
Guy: lmao rocks
no
@@kck4y No, YOU are wrong!
@@kck4y ... So wrong...
@@kck4y ...unbelievably wrong...
Girl: he's probably thinking about other women
Guy: lmao roxanne
rocks
rocks
rocks
rocks
rocks
rocks
Most people: “what is there to see? It’s a stone.”
People who are at the rock show: 0:18
Jesus Christ Marie, they're minerals
It's a football! I chiseled it!
It’s a stone, Luigi! You didn’t make it!
It's official size... but not official weight!
Who's here because of Boris ?
me
Me
All recent comments
Yup
me
rocks
rocks
rocks
rocks
rocks
rocks
idk why people are disliking this video.
The title explains what they were going to get.
Some people just want to watch the world burn
@i am past that stage Video's private, you douche flute
While i didn't dislike, I was expecting a compilation of every time he says "rocks".
@@MrOverfloater Yeah I thought instead of it being like ♪Roxanne Roxanne♪ it was gonna be rock, rock
"In the future, humour will be randomly generated"
The future:
You have to do it like this:
"In the future, humor will be randomly generated."
-larry the cucumber
The future DOES rock
Weed eater
WEED EATER
Rock eater
Thanks Boris
Me: I'm taking a test, I need to be focused
My Brain: rocks
My last brain cell while I’m taking an exam.
rocks
sand
captain_noob small rocks
Advisor: "So what inspired you to pursue a degree in Geology?"
Me: 0:18
Jesus Christ Marie, they're minerals!
@@MrCreamcracker15 its a joke calm down
@@jackpb2757 its a reference calm down
@@Chris____. oh oops sorry. I didn't catch that one
@i am past that stage what is that link, wat does it do?
Who’s here because of Boris
carbon substance in relation with the human male Dwayne “the rock” johnson
Sand
Arent rocks smostly oxygen and a bit of silicon? U thinking of coal
Offtopic but I’ve always been calling him Rock “The Wayne” Johnson, and now I finally understand why people give me a funny look.
@@largemanOFFICIAL Correct, came here to correct to silicon lol
WaW dead meme
This is Jeff Winger’s favorite version
Well done.
Hero
A person of culture uwu
God tier reference, good job
50/10 reference
I've never heard Roxanne so this is the song for me
its way better than the original
@@JavanPatrickReigner it really is 😂😭
Me too. I’m gonna listen the song but I’m worried my expectations will be too high now that I’ve listened to r o c k s
I've heard the song. This is it.
@@katshea2342 Shut the fuck up, i know this is a joke, but come on The Police, are great.
rocks blyat
when i was like 3-5 years old, my dad played this around me a lot. last summer i looked at an old do it yourself book i wrote in. i wrote my favorite song as "rock sand". fell off my chair and laughed for about a minute
rock sand
rocksand, rocksand
Aww :)
I used to think "the ace of spades" by motörhead was called "bodacious dates"
So ur 7 years old?
rocks
rocks
Rocks
Rocks
rocks
sand
Squidward: That’s just a stupid boulder!
Spongebob:
Its not just a boulder! It’s Iraq!
The pioneers used to ride those baby’s for miles
I see you’re a man of culture as well
@@PhantoMace2012 Donkey: I like that boulder, that is a nice boulder!
Is that the cheese?
Anyone else here after watching life of Boris?
Same
“ROCKS”
5 million people:
*comedy gold*
no comedy rocks
Thor: the literal god of thunder
Loki: shapeshifting giant and master of trickery
Korg:
Lmaoooo
Lol
But don't let that intimidate you unless you're made of scissors.
@@stevenstice6683 and *destroy* if you are paper*
the fuck man, you talking shit?
This comment section feels like a science research lab with multiple clones of Dwayne Johnson.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Thanks Boris
“In the future, comedy will be randomly generated.”
weed eater
@@treelynx5487 rock eater
rocks
@Donovan Cooper snake eater
Shout-out to my boys Bob and larry
rocks
rocks
Rocks
rocks
rocks
rocks
rocks
rocks
rocks
rocks
ISSSS BORIS
rocks
rocks
rocks
i knew it was coming and i still ended up laughing at a rock image for 6 minutes.
Granted, I am too but I think that's because I'm high right now
I've now laughed at it at least 30 times. Solidarity
@@KawaiiKing64 Granite, I am too but that’s because I just made this pun.
Not gonna lie, I thought this song was called Rocks Sand.
69 fff stop advertising
@@69fff No.
Can I ask you?
@@degenerate4747 i mean you technically did.
That's just sand tho. And facts don't care about your feelings.
I came from Boris' vid lmao
SAME BRO
Me too
Same here
+1
Same
“Why is the Hoenn Rock-Type Gym Leader named Roxanne?”
Sting:
“In the future, humor will be randomly generated.”
You just add quote marks to crap shit?
Pusfilth No I add quote marks to a quote dumbass
WEEDEATER
Pusfilth that’s from Veggietales dude
Bruh I can hear that weird cartoon shit saying that quote you just put up right now.
And they were fucking right
"We've reached to the point where random things become hilarious"
- Random Guy On The Internet.
Fucking VeggieTales knew what they were doing
One nanosecond on weed: world at war
Boris sent me
Us*
I laughed at this. My humor has deteriorated to this point.
I think you spelt evolved wrong
@@pebbles3720 hm did I?
Rocks
same 💀
rocks
rocks
What's your favorite song?
Rock.
No that's a genre.
No.
Pizza but it's just sauce: ua-cam.com/video/25l96_-5PZI/v-deo.html
ВАДИМ БЛИН
rocks
rocks
rocks
NOBODY ELSE LIKE IT, IT'S A 69
rocks
I think this is all Britta got out before the group shut her down lmao
I was hoping for a community reference, thanks ❤️
exactly what I was thinking!! lmao
Rocks
Best show.
Boomer Humor: I hate my wife
Millenial Humor: I hate my life
Gen Z Humor:
Honestly this is a perfect example
@i am past that stage no
claiming to own nonsensical humor is a very gen z thing to do, yes
Bob scaggz humor: ua-cam.com/video/xi-GDD8yFyo/v-deo.html
Perfect. Underrated comment
New Life of Boris Video be like
Britta: "roOOXAa-"
Jeff: "Nope."
Bathroom?
Camera earbud toe pick lip tape yes
@@jeffsantos93 Yeah, over here.
SOMEONE SAID IT
what
I'm glad it's Roxanne by The Police and not the rap song
It’s a good song tho?
hell yeah
I am very glad about this too :)
What there is a rap of roxanne hol up wait a minute
At least it wasn’t the gay rap version
rocks
rocks
Boris
0:19 Jeff Winger: “No!”
😂 yea when he left to go get pizza she wasn't stopped