Roxanne but it's just rocks

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  • @idk-ve9ss
    @idk-ve9ss 4 роки тому +26545

    i love that the singer sounds distressed about the rocks, like he turned around and slowly raises a pointed finger

    • @Super-BallSharp
      @Super-BallSharp 4 роки тому +195

      EXACTLY!!!

    • @Zmargo702
      @Zmargo702 4 роки тому +471

      “the singer” like we dont all know its Sting lol
      Edit: missed opportunity to say “the stinger”

    • @roliz
      @roliz 4 роки тому +13

      Ya made my day

    • @beanusmaximus7515
      @beanusmaximus7515 4 роки тому +55

      Sting

    • @Ori0987
      @Ori0987 4 роки тому +46

      Sting man

  • @i.s9272
    @i.s9272 3 роки тому +17157

    You knew exactly what was gonna happen. You still sat here for 19 seconds. So did I.

    • @goldenpig6453
      @goldenpig6453 3 роки тому +213

      *you're right and it was goddamn hilarious*

    • @jiaxiangyang8081
      @jiaxiangyang8081 3 роки тому +17

      you are describing things that did happen to both of us

    • @Soul_Younes
      @Soul_Younes 3 роки тому +62

      I actually didn't. I expected to hear actual rocks falling or something...

    • @DerAggel
      @DerAggel 3 роки тому +15

      So true. Are you Walt Whitman?

    • @mark7746
      @mark7746 3 роки тому +15

      I even watched it twice haha

  • @attackbrains2095
    @attackbrains2095 4 роки тому +23020

    the lyrics:
    ahahaha
    rocks

    • @calw.9373
      @calw.9373 4 роки тому +231

      Written by Tommy Wiseau

    • @ajoke5105
      @ajoke5105 4 роки тому +120

      @@calw.9373 nah if it was tommy wiseau there'd be at least one moan in there

    • @radioactive_dodo
      @radioactive_dodo 4 роки тому +18

      @@ajoke5105 fax

    • @II-sn8hw
      @II-sn8hw 4 роки тому +30

      These lyrics are so deep

    • @aureeel
      @aureeel 4 роки тому +5

      Thank you I needed that

  • @toycat
    @toycat Рік тому +18522

    me working out what I'll play in rock paper scissors

  • @thegoddessofedge
    @thegoddessofedge 3 роки тому +8580

    Parent: “What is in your mouth”
    Child:

    • @stevethepaidintern196
      @stevethepaidintern196 3 роки тому +146

      He answered 18 seconds later because he was chewing and swallowing it

    • @gvtterslag
      @gvtterslag 3 роки тому +14

      @@stevethepaidintern196 nah he was spitting them out

    • @masayuki2454
      @masayuki2454 3 роки тому +17

      @@gvtterslag nah he was breathing them in

    • @niga3
      @niga3 3 роки тому +7

      @@masayuki2454 nah he was savouring them

    • @rainbowzgrqce
      @rainbowzgrqce 3 роки тому +4

      @@niga3 nah he was choking to death

  • @RicAdbur
    @RicAdbur 3 роки тому +19770

    It was exactly as stupid as I knew it was going to be, and yet I was already laughing from the time the song started.

    • @Nat_the_Chicken
      @Nat_the_Chicken 3 роки тому +13

      Eyyy funny like number

    • @potato_god_03
      @potato_god_03 3 роки тому +3

      @RicAdbur me too lol

    • @pinpoint0
      @pinpoint0 3 роки тому +25

      Same reaction, I was laughing harder when it started then when it ended but I'm still smiling

    • @padmeamidala5161
      @padmeamidala5161 3 роки тому +5

      I love your pfp

    • @Boss_Tanaka
      @Boss_Tanaka 3 роки тому +5

      I m the dumbest one. I didn’t see that coming so l went from wtf to 😂

  • @zada3067
    @zada3067 4 роки тому +2246

    "yo why the hell are your bags so heavy, what did you put in here??"
    0:18

    • @GBlockbreaker
      @GBlockbreaker 4 роки тому +22

      I can't believe it took me until i was 22 to understand that
      Until today that is to say
      Hey that rhymes

    • @ijfisjjf1916
      @ijfisjjf1916 4 роки тому +11

      dumb but funny comment 8.5/10

    • @zada3067
      @zada3067 4 роки тому +15

      @@ijfisjjf1916 I'd give it a solid 4/10 because I also stole it lol

    • @BEDMan-vl3xy
      @BEDMan-vl3xy 4 роки тому +5

      Such a good episode of spongebob

    • @tahirmukic5460
      @tahirmukic5460 4 роки тому +3

      Can I use emojis to describe how I feel about this comment? Here's my mood: 😂

  • @Sharkizen
    @Sharkizen 6 місяців тому +565

    Is this what Boris is laughing about for the past 2 months?

  • @kirbysuperstaruhh3769
    @kirbysuperstaruhh3769 3 роки тому +8183

    My parents: Why is your pocket so heavy?
    Me as a child:

  • @NicimakiClips
    @NicimakiClips 3 роки тому +14984

    Ngl, those are some pretty rocks.

    • @fodebic5253
      @fodebic5253 3 роки тому +19

      This is sand:
      ua-cam.com/video/lCl7I7png08/v-deo.html

    • @willburchett4667
      @willburchett4667 3 роки тому +10

      Here, you can buy them:
      www.amazon.com/Slate-Stone-Miniature-Aquarium-Wargaming/dp/B071YN2QH8

    • @Ryan-yy8tm
      @Ryan-yy8tm 3 роки тому +37

      NicimakiClips Jesus, Marie, they’re minerals

    • @e.f.clarke2041
      @e.f.clarke2041 3 роки тому +1

      What’s there to lie about?

    • @geologist5838
      @geologist5838 3 роки тому +14

      @@fodebic5253 I think it’s slate

  • @andyg1113
    @andyg1113 4 роки тому +10749

    Jokes on him, I chose paper.

    • @Lontonce_
      @Lontonce_ 4 роки тому +45

      Lol underrated comment

    • @thegoblininyourcloset699
      @thegoblininyourcloset699 3 роки тому +3

      😂

    • @PickleRicksFATASSCOUSIN
      @PickleRicksFATASSCOUSIN 3 роки тому +55

      Jokes on you, I choose...
      SCISSORS!

    • @l_ndonmusic
      @l_ndonmusic 3 роки тому +50

      @@PickleRicksFATASSCOUSIN
      Well I’m sorry but I have you beat...
      I chose....
      The Spanish Inquisition!!

    • @PickleRicksFATASSCOUSIN
      @PickleRicksFATASSCOUSIN 3 роки тому +2

      @@l_ndonmusic you draw pretty bad to the point I really want to cut all of your drawings with scissors...

  • @PlummyHall
    @PlummyHall 6 місяців тому +26

    I came here from the Boris eye reveal video

  • @Flyingboy25
    @Flyingboy25 4 роки тому +8958

    When I was like 5 I genuinely believed they were saying rock sand

    • @africancouscous
      @africancouscous 4 роки тому +183

      So you’re 6?

    • @mintyfresh2357
      @mintyfresh2357 4 роки тому +33

      When I was around that age I remember being in my dad’s car and him playing this a lot. And I really loved it. I still like the song a lot

    • @lense99
      @lense99 4 роки тому +45

      @@africancouscous You fucking dumbass its roxanne by The Police

    • @zooeyhill6006
      @zooeyhill6006 4 роки тому +24

      Everyone chill. We were all at that age where we didn't hear things right. I did that too

    • @FatKnifeMan
      @FatKnifeMan 4 роки тому +8

      want to feel that again but with shitty music? ua-cam.com/video/16YnOUnbE6s/v-deo.html

  • @adude6568
    @adude6568 3 роки тому +9570

    Physics: the study of every phenomenon going on in the universe
    Chemistry: the study of matter and its components
    Geology:

  • @DansandoaTV
    @DansandoaTV 4 роки тому +22792

    thank you youtube recommended feed i now know the best police song is 20 seconds long.

  • @demon_obsidian
    @demon_obsidian 6 місяців тому +11

    Life of Boris Army wya?

    • @hopeless1617
      @hopeless1617 6 місяців тому +2

      Wazzup fellow Shashlik King fan

  • @The4j1123
    @The4j1123 4 роки тому +5168

    It sounds like he's warning someone of a rockslide.

  • @JAMEArts
    @JAMEArts 3 роки тому +4695

    *Me:* Doesn't drink water
    *My kidneys:*

    • @azestical6566
      @azestical6566 3 роки тому +54

      underrated

    • @killyridols72826
      @killyridols72826 3 роки тому +100

      Jokes aside, drink water... That shit really happens

    • @JAMEArts
      @JAMEArts 3 роки тому +48

      @@killyridols72826 I made this comment based on personal experience so i agree.

    • @ThaTruFily
      @ThaTruFily 3 роки тому +8

      It never happened to me and I drink plenty often.
      Thanks for the info, I'm sorry to hear, from what I've heard it sounds terrifying! 😰

    • @JesusChrist-jh3gd
      @JesusChrist-jh3gd 3 роки тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/CsH9Mu1vfjU/v-deo.html

  • @LifeHacksMP
    @LifeHacksMP 3 роки тому +1335

    Me: "what is this class about again?"
    My geology teacher:

    • @ArcturusOTE
      @ArcturusOTE 2 роки тому +2

      it's actually about remedial chaos theory

    • @fatbgmanbg975
      @fatbgmanbg975 11 місяців тому

      ​@@ArcturusOTEbased!

  • @tangsaver1
    @tangsaver1 6 місяців тому +16

    Saw this on life of boris had to see if it was real. Not disappointed

  • @FishForThought
    @FishForThought 3 роки тому +7270

    those rock would look great in my fish tank

  • @Vade1220
    @Vade1220 3 роки тому +2762

    Squidward: Patrick, why are your suitcases so heavy?
    Patrick:

    • @laurenherb3899
      @laurenherb3899 3 роки тому +59

      This is what happens when you never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request

    • @faith11.1
      @faith11.1 3 роки тому +5

      It's true, I was there

    • @GVNOTFAKEREAL
      @GVNOTFAKEREAL Рік тому +1

      Patrick always needs his lucky lump of uranium lead alloy

    • @AwesomeGuy2011-ll9fw
      @AwesomeGuy2011-ll9fw 6 місяців тому

      ROCKsanne

  • @beesokay
    @beesokay 3 роки тому +16872

    I'm a geology major and this is relevant to my interests

    • @beesokay
      @beesokay 3 роки тому +15

      @Чечи Камни

    • @raahimas2776
      @raahimas2776 3 роки тому +20

      is that slate

    • @beesokay
      @beesokay 3 роки тому +81

      @@raahimas2776 it's either slate or shale. I think probably shale but I can't know without getting a closer look at it

    • @inquizition9672
      @inquizition9672 3 роки тому +56

      You a geo dude?

    • @dj-murlock
      @dj-murlock 3 роки тому +4

      @@beesokay Булыжники

  • @乂
    @乂 8 місяців тому +437

    Rock Sand

  • @TheEggoEffect
    @TheEggoEffect 3 роки тому +6041

    “So, what music genres do you like?”
    “Uhhh... rock?”

  • @classique4678
    @classique4678 4 роки тому +2834

    I thought it'd be that "Roxanne" song except everytime roxanne is mentioned, it's changed to rocks.

    • @hazyproduct1692
      @hazyproduct1692 4 роки тому +107

      Do you mean the ShitTok one?

    • @heyimhere7048
      @heyimhere7048 4 роки тому +11

      Same m8

    • @googleprofiel6814
      @googleprofiel6814 4 роки тому +84

      I was expecting it to be "Rocks" cut from every "Roxanne" in the song...

    • @hazyproduct1692
      @hazyproduct1692 4 роки тому +1

      @@googleprofiel6814 This one?

    • @dennydarkko
      @dennydarkko 4 роки тому +20

      @@hazyproduct1692 it was a good song before tik tok got a hold of it

  • @2electricboogaloo831
    @2electricboogaloo831 3 роки тому +19129

    I waited 18 seconds just to hear, “Rocks.”

  • @Scottish_Pyro
    @Scottish_Pyro 6 місяців тому +12

    Anyone else here from Boris's eye reveal?

  • @molro5303
    @molro5303 4 роки тому +4766

    Dwayne Johnson’s wife after she gives a birth to twins: 0:18

  • @cafaa
    @cafaa 4 роки тому +1987

    Can't wait for the sequel: "Sand"

  • @stqticcruncher
    @stqticcruncher 3 роки тому +4175

    Lyrics:
    [Musical intro]
    Hahahaha..
    [Musical intro continues]
    Rocks.

  • @nottelling8129
    @nottelling8129 6 місяців тому +17

    IIIIIIS BORIS

  • @rock2145
    @rock2145 4 роки тому +69543

    Y'all called?

  • @iheartkazu
    @iheartkazu 3 роки тому +3387

    "whats her name?"
    "rocks anne"
    "roxanne?"
    "no, rocks anne"

  • @Brione30
    @Brione30 4 роки тому +3133

    “ROX-“
    “No!”
    “Bathroom?”
    “Yeah, over here”

    • @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45
      @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 4 роки тому +250

      "Uhh, guys, what does a pregnancy test look like"
      "It's like a thin plastic stick with a thing at the end."
      "So this is definitely a GUN."

    • @fuzzycuddlebearthatsmells2746
      @fuzzycuddlebearthatsmells2746 3 роки тому +112

      Everyone that hasn’t seen community must be confused af😂

    • @MintyBlueNobody
      @MintyBlueNobody 3 роки тому +110

      “i wonder what happened in all those other timelines...”

    • @yoshifan33
      @yoshifan33 3 роки тому +89

      "There ARE no other timelines, Abed!"

    • @Baller577
      @Baller577 3 роки тому +79

      "troy and abed's new APARTMENT!"

  • @firstername
    @firstername 6 місяців тому +15

    blyad, is it that time already?

  • @pavloverboy
    @pavloverboy 3 роки тому +2612

    For some reason I thought this would be every iteration of the word "rocks" in Roxanne

  • @izzylopez7612
    @izzylopez7612 3 роки тому +3766

    0:07 my reaction to this.

    • @jaden_bricker
      @jaden_bricker 3 роки тому +68

      Underrated comment

    • @Apollo-gd4qp
      @Apollo-gd4qp 3 роки тому +20

      @@jaden_bricker overrated comment

    • @henrykramer365
      @henrykramer365 3 роки тому +71

      This got a genuine 0:07 out of me

    • @spongebobsquarepants5757
      @spongebobsquarepants5757 3 роки тому +5

      clever

    • @thongquixote
      @thongquixote 3 роки тому +18

      He actually laughed because he accidentally sat on a piano thinking it was closed. Idk, just thought I'd share it. Right before he laughs you can hear the piano

  • @alejandrotenorio80
    @alejandrotenorio80 4 роки тому +2276

    I waited 19 seconds just to hear him say “Rocks”
    I’m not disappointed

  • @prymus141
    @prymus141 6 місяців тому +21

    How many of us are here after "Life of Boris" video ?

  • @HeavymetalHylian
    @HeavymetalHylian 4 роки тому +680

    I knew exactly what was going to happen, but I laughed the whole time in anticipation.

    • @Anaklusmos42
      @Anaklusmos42 4 роки тому +13

      That is the right thing to do

    • @Julie_jul
      @Julie_jul 4 роки тому +7

      Me when I’m telling someone a funny story but I keep laughing when talking about it because it’s so fuckin funny

    • @zorantaylor3190
      @zorantaylor3190 4 роки тому +3

      I thought it was going to be every "Rox-" in the whole song....

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 4 роки тому +3

      I knew what was coming as well. I didn't think it would be all that funny, but very clever. I was wrong. It was funny.

  • @couchpotato274
    @couchpotato274 3 роки тому +3288

    Humor in 1989: *Actual jokes*
    Humor in 2019: *R O C K S*

    • @usernametaken017
      @usernametaken017 3 роки тому +17

      its 2021

    • @aaargh-angel
      @aaargh-angel 3 роки тому +69

      @@usernametaken017 this video was made in 2019

    • @KingKusuo
      @KingKusuo 3 роки тому +34

      @@usernametaken017 if you didn't tell me i actually wouldn't know

    • @elliebelly6980
      @elliebelly6980 3 роки тому +6

      humour in 2021: R

    • @ItsReeTime
      @ItsReeTime 3 роки тому +3

      @@elliebelly6980 weed

  • @blackdragon796
    @blackdragon796 6 місяців тому +19

    Who came here because of "life of Boris?"😹

  • @mememan4705
    @mememan4705 3 роки тому +5089

    Why all the dislikes? You came here for rocks and you got rocks.

    • @lucasmirelez7083
      @lucasmirelez7083 3 роки тому +57

      I thought it would Roxanne by Arizona zervas

    • @r011ing_thunder6
      @r011ing_thunder6 3 роки тому +30

      About the girl who wants to party all night?

    • @moon-mb2fg
      @moon-mb2fg 3 роки тому +2

      @@r011ing_thunder6 yep 😹

    • @WyWid
      @WyWid 3 роки тому +16

      I liek roks

    • @justthinking650
      @justthinking650 3 роки тому +7

      because we expected the rock to appear on screen sooner, not in the last second

  • @monkeydetonation
    @monkeydetonation 4 роки тому +797

    Geologists when someone asks them to explain what they do for a living

  • @asleeeep
    @asleeeep 4 роки тому +2022

    after reading the comments, "rocks" doesn't even sound like a real word anymore

    • @Anna-wz6yb
      @Anna-wz6yb 4 роки тому +3

      I HAD TROUBLE WITH IF I SPELT ROCKS WRONG CUZ IT JUST DONT LOOK LIKE A WORD ANYMORE

    • @12677789
      @12677789 4 роки тому

      Jamais Vu

    • @lavenderbanana3197
      @lavenderbanana3197 4 роки тому

      666 likes- oh hell nah I ain’t liking this comment

    • @ishikawa7077
      @ishikawa7077 4 роки тому

      Happens

    • @-irene-29
      @-irene-29 4 роки тому

      @@lavenderbanana3197 like it to make it 667 because we love the lord hALLelUjAh

  • @Flightmaster4456
    @Flightmaster4456 6 місяців тому +17

    people who are here from life of borris

  • @dannydaugherty546
    @dannydaugherty546 3 роки тому +1714

    "Jesus Christ Marie, they're minerals!"

    • @kostasvellikis
      @kostasvellikis 3 роки тому +22

      The comment I was looking for!

    • @raps2973
      @raps2973 3 роки тому +6

      Exactly

    • @jorgek92
      @jorgek92 3 роки тому +5

      @@kostasvellikis me too

    • @lcdream4213
      @lcdream4213 3 роки тому +6

      I was hoping to find a comment like this

    • @doodleting4019
      @doodleting4019 3 роки тому +8

      Breakimg bad moment

  • @marasantos5166
    @marasantos5166 3 роки тому +247

    I don't know why someone would dislike this
    You clicked on a video called "Roxanne but it's just rocks". *You got rocks*
    You got exactly what you came for

    • @kaphizmey6229
      @kaphizmey6229 3 роки тому +3

      leaving a comment here to remind everyone that i was like number 69

    • @dvshooligan868
      @dvshooligan868 3 роки тому +6

      Some people probably thought it was gonna be Roxanne by Arizona Zervas

    • @apauljuice
      @apauljuice 3 роки тому

      They probably though this would be the rap song

    • @throwawayyoutubeaccount4219
      @throwawayyoutubeaccount4219 3 роки тому

      @@dvshooligan868 same

    • @drkspnova
      @drkspnova 3 роки тому +2

      maybe they were expecting the other Roxanne song

  • @dragonwhispr2575
    @dragonwhispr2575 4 роки тому +1201

    rocks

  • @ARPTakao
    @ARPTakao 6 місяців тому +30

    Here from boris

  • @thepeopleonthecouch2928
    @thepeopleonthecouch2928 3 роки тому +2888

    Girl: he's probably thinking about other women
    Guy: lmao rocks

    • @kck4y
      @kck4y 3 роки тому +12

      no

    • @owen723
      @owen723 3 роки тому +14

      @@kck4y No, YOU are wrong!

    • @nothanksplease
      @nothanksplease 3 роки тому +9

      @@kck4y ... So wrong...

    • @cmdrreggit
      @cmdrreggit 3 роки тому +7

      @@kck4y ...unbelievably wrong...

    • @lawnmower16
      @lawnmower16 3 роки тому +8

      Girl: he's probably thinking about other women
      Guy: lmao roxanne

  • @danielbeadle4278
    @danielbeadle4278 4 роки тому +288

    rocks

  • @thatonepenguinyoumightsee7191
    @thatonepenguinyoumightsee7191 3 роки тому +709

    Most people: “what is there to see? It’s a stone.”
    People who are at the rock show: 0:18

    • @layicorn
      @layicorn 3 роки тому +3

      Jesus Christ Marie, they're minerals

    • @chrismercer96
      @chrismercer96 3 роки тому +3

      It's a football! I chiseled it!

    • @briangruenewald7536
      @briangruenewald7536 3 роки тому +3

      It’s a stone, Luigi! You didn’t make it!

    • @Markiplier2
      @Markiplier2 3 роки тому +1

      It's official size... but not official weight!

  • @olivierst-martin5383
    @olivierst-martin5383 6 місяців тому +26

    Who's here because of Boris ?

  • @jaxjax960
    @jaxjax960 4 роки тому +1599

    rocks

  • @traderofgoods6500
    @traderofgoods6500 4 роки тому +292

    idk why people are disliking this video.
    The title explains what they were going to get.

    • @obi-wankenobi1173
      @obi-wankenobi1173 4 роки тому +9

      Some people just want to watch the world burn

    • @christopherwineholt9165
      @christopherwineholt9165 3 роки тому +2

      @i am past that stage Video's private, you douche flute

    • @MrOverfloater
      @MrOverfloater 3 роки тому +2

      While i didn't dislike, I was expecting a compilation of every time he says "rocks".

    • @whosricky
      @whosricky 3 роки тому

      @@MrOverfloater Yeah I thought instead of it being like ♪Roxanne Roxanne♪ it was gonna be rock, rock

  • @RockSolitude
    @RockSolitude 3 роки тому +4311

    "In the future, humour will be randomly generated"
    The future:

  • @wabbit36_
    @wabbit36_ 6 місяців тому +17

    Thanks Boris

  • @not_eggs752
    @not_eggs752 3 роки тому +436

    Me: I'm taking a test, I need to be focused
    My Brain: rocks

    • @johnnyrocket6588
      @johnnyrocket6588 3 роки тому +3

      My last brain cell while I’m taking an exam.

  • @oneworldcommunity117
    @oneworldcommunity117 4 роки тому +102

    rocks

  • @SomeScruffian
    @SomeScruffian 4 роки тому +3753

    Advisor: "So what inspired you to pursue a degree in Geology?"
    Me: 0:18

    • @MrCreamcracker15
      @MrCreamcracker15 3 роки тому +34

      Jesus Christ Marie, they're minerals!

    • @jackpb2757
      @jackpb2757 3 роки тому

      @@MrCreamcracker15 its a joke calm down

    • @Chris____.
      @Chris____. 3 роки тому +5

      @@jackpb2757 its a reference calm down

    • @jackpb2757
      @jackpb2757 3 роки тому +3

      @@Chris____. oh oops sorry. I didn't catch that one

    • @barritoothy
      @barritoothy 3 роки тому +1

      @i am past that stage what is that link, wat does it do?

  • @behemoth910
    @behemoth910 6 місяців тому +13

    Who’s here because of Boris

  • @ceoofshark1229
    @ceoofshark1229 4 роки тому +2484

    carbon substance in relation with the human male Dwayne “the rock” johnson

    • @steven.5720
      @steven.5720 4 роки тому +10

      Sand

    • @largemanOFFICIAL
      @largemanOFFICIAL 4 роки тому +15

      Arent rocks smostly oxygen and a bit of silicon? U thinking of coal

    • @Xorberax
      @Xorberax 4 роки тому +5

      Offtopic but I’ve always been calling him Rock “The Wayne” Johnson, and now I finally understand why people give me a funny look.

    • @CarboKill
      @CarboKill 4 роки тому +3

      @@largemanOFFICIAL Correct, came here to correct to silicon lol

    • @TheCoolDragoon
      @TheCoolDragoon 4 роки тому +1

      WaW dead meme

  • @peachapplebanana
    @peachapplebanana 3 роки тому +293

    This is Jeff Winger’s favorite version

  • @Not_Aaron_
    @Not_Aaron_ 3 роки тому +584

    I've never heard Roxanne so this is the song for me

    • @JavanPatrickReigner
      @JavanPatrickReigner 3 роки тому +39

      its way better than the original

    • @katshea2342
      @katshea2342 3 роки тому +9

      @@JavanPatrickReigner it really is 😂😭

    • @Potato-fc5zx
      @Potato-fc5zx 3 роки тому +43

      Me too. I’m gonna listen the song but I’m worried my expectations will be too high now that I’ve listened to r o c k s

    • @NowImAsh
      @NowImAsh 3 роки тому +8

      I've heard the song. This is it.

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 3 роки тому +4

      @@katshea2342 Shut the fuck up, i know this is a joke, but come on The Police, are great.

  • @Ruts2678
    @Ruts2678 6 місяців тому +14

    rocks blyat

  • @zulimations
    @zulimations 3 роки тому +511

    when i was like 3-5 years old, my dad played this around me a lot. last summer i looked at an old do it yourself book i wrote in. i wrote my favorite song as "rock sand". fell off my chair and laughed for about a minute

  • @chop3334
    @chop3334 4 роки тому +353

    rocks

  • @stwawbewwy
    @stwawbewwy 3 роки тому +853

    Squidward: That’s just a stupid boulder!
    Spongebob:

    • @PhantoMace2012
      @PhantoMace2012 3 роки тому +25

      Its not just a boulder! It’s Iraq!

    • @ConnerV
      @ConnerV 3 роки тому +7

      The pioneers used to ride those baby’s for miles

    • @not.mckenzie.09
      @not.mckenzie.09 3 роки тому +6

      I see you’re a man of culture as well

    • @spacedandy2774
      @spacedandy2774 3 роки тому +6

      @@PhantoMace2012 Donkey: I like that boulder, that is a nice boulder!

    • @thecastermaster1
      @thecastermaster1 3 роки тому +2

      Is that the cheese?

  • @izakomandaz2895
    @izakomandaz2895 6 місяців тому +26

    Anyone else here after watching life of Boris?

  • @kimkyja
    @kimkyja 3 роки тому +659

    “ROCKS”
    5 million people:
    *comedy gold*

  • @shadophaxx2401
    @shadophaxx2401 3 роки тому +818

    Thor: the literal god of thunder
    Loki: shapeshifting giant and master of trickery
    Korg:

    • @sarahporter9892
      @sarahporter9892 3 роки тому +2

      Lmaoooo

    • @NightMiner24
      @NightMiner24 3 роки тому

      Lol

    • @stevenstice6683
      @stevenstice6683 3 роки тому +25

      But don't let that intimidate you unless you're made of scissors.

    • @amongoose402
      @amongoose402 3 роки тому +5

      @@stevenstice6683 and *destroy* if you are paper*

    • @kg-ui4mc
      @kg-ui4mc 3 роки тому +4

      the fuck man, you talking shit?

  • @peterbombeater3122
    @peterbombeater3122 4 роки тому +205

    This comment section feels like a science research lab with multiple clones of Dwayne Johnson.

  • @The1Hamsterman
    @The1Hamsterman 6 місяців тому +14

    Thanks Boris

  • @hebajeba9677
    @hebajeba9677 4 роки тому +1674

    “In the future, comedy will be randomly generated.”

  • @mateuszprawnuk2490
    @mateuszprawnuk2490 4 роки тому +135

    rocks

  • @attackbrains2095
    @attackbrains2095 4 роки тому +114

    rocks

  • @The_Googol
    @The_Googol 6 місяців тому +19

    ISSSS BORIS

  • @fynnla.e
    @fynnla.e 4 роки тому +93

    rocks

  • @makebelievekingg
    @makebelievekingg 3 роки тому +460

    i knew it was coming and i still ended up laughing at a rock image for 6 minutes.

    • @KawaiiKing64
      @KawaiiKing64 3 роки тому +4

      Granted, I am too but I think that's because I'm high right now

    • @yacketycat
      @yacketycat 3 роки тому +3

      I've now laughed at it at least 30 times. Solidarity

    • @Teapoid
      @Teapoid Рік тому +2

      @@KawaiiKing64 Granite, I am too but that’s because I just made this pun.

  • @donaskmee1404
    @donaskmee1404 4 роки тому +607

    Not gonna lie, I thought this song was called Rocks Sand.

  • @senioravocado1864
    @senioravocado1864 6 місяців тому +195

    I came from Boris' vid lmao

  • @j.j.hector735
    @j.j.hector735 4 роки тому +185

    “Why is the Hoenn Rock-Type Gym Leader named Roxanne?”
    Sting:

  • @TheTrickyTwix
    @TheTrickyTwix 4 роки тому +1615

    “In the future, humor will be randomly generated.”

    • @Pusfilth
      @Pusfilth 4 роки тому +3

      You just add quote marks to crap shit?

    • @TheTrickyTwix
      @TheTrickyTwix 4 роки тому +76

      Pusfilth No I add quote marks to a quote dumbass

    • @chidubemigbo5858
      @chidubemigbo5858 4 роки тому +40

      WEEDEATER

    • @Dsanchez103
      @Dsanchez103 4 роки тому +12

      Pusfilth that’s from Veggietales dude

    • @yeatdagoat173
      @yeatdagoat173 4 роки тому +6

      Bruh I can hear that weird cartoon shit saying that quote you just put up right now.
      And they were fucking right

  • @ImJustABacon69420hahafuni
    @ImJustABacon69420hahafuni 4 роки тому +106

    "We've reached to the point where random things become hilarious"
    - Random Guy On The Internet.

    • @originalpebbles
      @originalpebbles 4 роки тому +3

      Fucking VeggieTales knew what they were doing

    • @Venom-rr1vg
      @Venom-rr1vg 4 роки тому

      One nanosecond on weed: world at war

  • @AJAsh-uq5lg
    @AJAsh-uq5lg 6 місяців тому +15

    Boris sent me

  • @mergat2970
    @mergat2970 4 роки тому +464

    I laughed at this. My humor has deteriorated to this point.

  • @dubhastley
    @dubhastley 4 роки тому +28

    rocks

  • @inanjarif1388
    @inanjarif1388 4 роки тому +174

    What's your favorite song?
    Rock.
    No that's a genre.
    No.

    • @killuaaa3851
      @killuaaa3851 3 роки тому

      Pizza but it's just sauce: ua-cam.com/video/25l96_-5PZI/v-deo.html

  • @scoopshort
    @scoopshort 6 місяців тому +12

    ВАДИМ БЛИН

  • @LoveMyMom456
    @LoveMyMom456 4 роки тому +98

    rocks

  • @nightmare-nightmarenightma1147
    @nightmare-nightmarenightma1147 4 роки тому +155

    I think this is all Britta got out before the group shut her down lmao

  • @carlosvalencia2763
    @carlosvalencia2763 4 роки тому +2228

    Boomer Humor: I hate my wife
    Millenial Humor: I hate my life
    Gen Z Humor:

    • @snakewithapen5489
      @snakewithapen5489 4 роки тому +14

      Honestly this is a perfect example

    • @bellamckinnon8655
      @bellamckinnon8655 4 роки тому

      @i am past that stage no

    • @dclikemtndew
      @dclikemtndew 3 роки тому +45

      claiming to own nonsensical humor is a very gen z thing to do, yes

    • @artificial_S
      @artificial_S 3 роки тому

      Bob scaggz humor: ua-cam.com/video/xi-GDD8yFyo/v-deo.html

    • @wastefellow2569
      @wastefellow2569 3 роки тому

      Perfect. Underrated comment

  • @Dr.Balaclava
    @Dr.Balaclava 6 місяців тому +22

    New Life of Boris Video be like

  • @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45
    @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 4 роки тому +375

    Britta: "roOOXAa-"
    Jeff: "Nope."

  • @Dan_K_Meme
    @Dan_K_Meme 4 роки тому +339

    I'm glad it's Roxanne by The Police and not the rap song

  • @GMElemons
    @GMElemons 4 роки тому +61

    rocks

  • @georgevasilopoulos5359
    @georgevasilopoulos5359 6 місяців тому +12

    Boris

  • @aidanrogers4438
    @aidanrogers4438 3 роки тому +197

    0:19 Jeff Winger: “No!”

    • @Omnipresentponi
      @Omnipresentponi 3 роки тому

      😂 yea when he left to go get pizza she wasn't stopped