2 Places A Man Should NEVER Shave
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Why is this dude yelling at me about shaving a$$ cheeks? 😂😂
Lmao 🤣🤣
It’ll save your ass one day
bro has booty rage 😭
😂
He's out here shaving lives
Bro walked into the bathroom, took his shirt off and casually starts filming 😅
Hes actually naked
Don't forget about putting a glob of shaving cream in between his eyes and saying "I got this" into the mirror before hitting record
what if he took his pants too?!
It’s clearly a studio tf? 😂
Can't forget the shaving cream appliances
I love that the shaving cream between his eyebrows also implies that it’s on his butt as well
but where tho
🤣🤣🤣
Pretty sure ur the only one thinking there’s implication here
@@ansel5848 hes not the only one
@@ansel5848 I also do
Even I turn the volume off I can still hear this guy shout
Fr
Shaves his butt! What a tool!
I exited out and he's still loud.
1. Don't shave your ass
2. Don't shave your eyebrows
There, I saved you from being yelled at
i always shave my butt
Ty bro
but what if I wanna be yelled at
You were too late
U did not
"If you clean the door, you're expecting a visitor."
-Sun Tzu
Hmm, something ain't smell right 🤨
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
Nah bro. Cleaner wipe on the toilet
This is why yall don't get hoes yall don't clean yourselves
Hey, bro... We can hear you... You don't have to scream 💀
Of course we have the annoying skeleton kid
@@Arrinaction123of course we have the annoying anime kid
Bro's yelling so loud that he is about to cry
Ikr😹😹
Instructions unclear. Now I removed my ass hair with tweezers!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
he aint understand the assignment
This comment section got me dying 💀
Yeah, just use tweezers
What a good guy, out here shaving lives !
Lmao
Corny
Dad Jokes 101
💀
Best when read with an internal Sean Connery voice.
He’s crying cuz he just learned his lesson
Sir, can you stop yelling at me……😂
Respect. Wish I didn’t have to learn #1 by myself lmao
I use hair removal cream. Doesbt give the itch or ingrown hair plus its all gone in less than 10 min, just wash it off.
@@childcannibalism5080 we dont want doo doo stuck in between our cheeks
Dude what ? Sounded kinda gai
@@childcannibalism5080 for Hygiene.
@@childcannibalism5080 You have ass hair? Cause I have and it doesn't look good at all.
I rip my ass hair out with my bare hands and wash em afterwards. Very effective.
💀
Bare hands ???
@@Sacration Yes.
Hahaahhahahahhahahahahajahahjahajahajja
Duuuuude same
BRO JUST WANTED A REASON TO VENT ABOUT HIS PORQUPINE BUTT CHEEKS😂
Blud is on the verge of tears 💀
This man arrived in my Yt shorts and began yelling at me about shaving my ass. I love him already.
Yo david what happened in waco?
@@RealDavidChipman oh cool. You uh. You didnt kill anyone did you?
ONG 🤣🤣🤣
@@Iaintgivingmyinstaout No. it was peaceful. They handed over their oddly shaped pieces of plastic and those little shoulder thingies that go up and all went well.
@@RealDavidChipman oh sweet. You seem like a well rounded person.
"A man that cleans his house is surely expecting a visitor"
No bitches??
Not even original
@@tomascosta9237 that’s why it’s in quotations
Damm that's fitting lmao
😂😂lol
"sir, sir, sir, you are up here right now 🙋♂️ you need to bring it down." - my middle school teacher.
Imagine him ordering at Macdonald:
OKAY SO I WANT A BIGMAC, COKE AND FRIES BUT CAN YOU PUT EXTRA CHEESE ON THE BIGMAC, BECAUSE I LOVE EXTRA CHEESE ON THE BIGMAC BECAUSE THERE IS NEVER ENOUGH CHEESE ON A BIGMAC, AND 2 SUNDAYS LARGE WHIT CARAMEL BECAUSE CARAMEL IS GOOD AND I LOVE IT !
A wise man once said
“He who mows his lawn expects visitors”
AYOOO!!!😂😂
My gf sees my ass
OMG 💀
Bruh my ass is sweaty af in the summer 💀
😶
Men, don't be afraid to get your eyebrows professionally done
Noo
Real shit, every guy I know that got their eyebrows done get complimented left and right. I haven’t done mine yet because it costs a bit but definitely would do it
I just pull my eyebrows for any "loose" hairs. Nothing more.
Gay
@@stopdeletingmyaccount125 and ? You Homonaziphobic
I’ve been shaving both for many years, never had a problem
What this guy doesn't tell you is as long as you trim the hairs *above* the pores you won't get ingrown hairs. Its physically impossible to get an ingrown hair if it's already past the surface
Right! But he says to pluck it which could cause ingrown hairs
@@milesmorales2191 literally. and then he doesn't even bring up exfoliating to prevent below-surface hairs from becoming ingrown. I like this guy's platform and all but he needs to do more research.
Yeah I think he recommends just trimming it. He meant don't shave with a razor
@@spawncampe no he clearly meant pluck it
his lungs deserve an award
Exactly, he thinks it’s manly to shout.
Fr
Bro in some unimaginable tension
That's the perfect explanation why you should not expect your girl doing the same
For real. But also there be some numbskulls who say ass hair is a turn off. Bitch you got that shit too
I don’t think anyone has really expected either of those from a girl tbh.
If she's shaving her ass "thats a man baby, yeah!"🤓
@@imperialinquisition6006 if one has hairs anywhere other than their eyebrows, lashes and hair they're called disgusting
@@Poland4lifehowso…humans didn’t develop it to be disgusting? I mean shit I’d rather my girl shave but I ain’t gonna cry about if she doesn’t
There's nothing more alpha than a five foot six man telling everyone he's an alpha male
Finally an actually useful videos from him, (probably the only one)
a wise man once said
" you don't clean your house if you don't expect visitors "
Fr 😂😂🗿
So you just have a dirty ass house?
Copied reworded comment you bot
@@colebrown4927 this one’s the original
@@joaquinmartinez-qx3sm there’s literally one posted a day earlier with over 10x the amount of likes 😐
I can confirm that shaving your ass doesn't get super itchy for most people
Thanks god he scared the SHIT out of me
Same here I have full grown bushes back there every now and then I get rid of it no itch no in growns I completely forget about it 👍🏻
But if you got them Mediterranean Curly body hair... Just use things to lessen and soften the hair, don't shave it completely.
Same shit for pubes my dudes when it grows back it hurts like hell
@@Koro_Sensei_ At least pubes don't grow facing each other and have the potentiality to pierce into one other.
"Fuzzy Cheeks " is my CB handle 😂😂😂😂
Thanks for the butt cheek warning, I was planning on it
If he talked any longer he probably would have busted into tears
Yeah that's what I thought
Man’s got ptsd from that ass cheek stubble
Thats how a man talks . Not like a trans man lol 😂
@@default3136tf?
@@default3136?????????????
As someone that sweats a lot if I don't do hair removal between my cheeks. I get swamp ass bad.
Just trim it but don't shave
Man, I feel that there. It feels worse during the summer, so it's a must. It's definitely not something every person can do as the guy in the video is right.
use body powder lotion
Someone gets it. My cheek hair has to go at least once a year, specifically before summer hits
@@jxsavage2047not only that but when it gets really long it’s hard to wipe it all properly. Has to go at least 2 times a year for me.
You are so entertaining and funny! Truly a breath of fresh air.
Not really biased at all this was actually informative, thanks you
For your cheeks and pits use Nair hair removal shower creme. Bring a small towel with you in the shower to wipe off your hair once you let it sit for 7-10 minutes. For your eyebrows just wax them or use waxing strips. It’s easy and more painless than plucking. Do y’all just let ass hair build up?😭😭
Damn bro I was expecting a beard when I hit puberty but I got ass hair instead, I’ve had no clue what to do until now…
Hey im just asking for a friend but where can i get them this Nair Hair Removal 🙄🤔🤔
Why would I care about cheek hair? I'm not showing it to anyone 💀💀
@@billysbigworld6166 it lets you wipe your ass easier
@@AzoSBear yo fr?
It’s 2:40 am in the morning and this man is screaming at me about why I shouldn’t shave my butt cheeks😢
Deadass when I saw this comment it was 2:40
2:30 lol
2:18 loll
2:54 lol
Mom walks in the room* beats your ass* for watching dirty UA-cam videos.
This dude is so passionate about this.. amazing
did he apply the foam on his cheeks too while filming this video?😂😂😂 jkjk, love you aaron 😂
You saved my life! 🙏🏼
Shaved my life*
@@JuanVazquez-zb6wb 😹😹
@@badskull9999 which my name is neil
8g
@@borrowedtoomanytimes who asked?
Tip, if you want to remove the ass hair without any of the itch or risk of rash/ingrown hairs, use hair removal cream for intimate areas, as this doesn't basically breaks down the hair and it washes off without removing any skin layers. This way the hair doesn't have to try to grown back through, and possibly get caught on the way
i've read that you still have a fairly high chance of ingrowing hairs from that
Or just rip them out with force using ur hand.
@@jamiehayn I have yet to face that
@@shinjid3705 fucking ouch😂
@@oscargreguol3339 it is alright. My pain tolerance is pretty high😂😂😂
You have to lotion your skin after you shave! It makes your skin softer, so the hair can breakthrough!!
That is such an understatement, you should definitely watch “Removing butt hairs with nair cream” by Kevin Leonardo which is showcased in a digital visual guide! 🙏
-IT FELT LIKE I LITERALLY WAS SITTING ON A PORCUPINE!
Dumbledore said calmly.
I shave between eyebrows. Never been a problem. The hair is naturally finer than my stubble and doesn't produce the same kind of stubble.
Same bro, I’m not gonna stop either it’s just like 4 or 5 hairs that grow in the middle that I do one swipe with a razor every two weeks
Just turn the shaver 90°
@@kev9539 same here
I burned that part of my skin when i was younger so tge skin is molten and i dont have to worry about it ever again. It just looks a bit odd but can recommend
Same
Its embarrassing to blare this on a computer in a quiet library lol
Omg one of my new favs💜💜
If this Man has a shaving foam in places he told not to shave (on his eyebrows)... then that means he also has a shaving foam on his butt cheeks. 💀
😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i was thinking about that exact same thing
Me who cut my eye brows with super precision either SCICCORS FUCKING SICCORS
I love how this guy can speak out about male insecurities and turn it positive
I'm a make and ne er o ce shaved these areas needed even thought about the because who tf cares it's a face
@@Dont_click_this_profil3 okay I won’t thank you 😊
a couple years ago this guy actually freaked out on a girl bc she posted a tiktok about how she didn’t wanna be approached by men trying to hit on her at a gas station. it was very funny tbh
Boom🤯💥 caught me off guard😂😂😂😂😂😂
This dude is actually hilarious earned sub
Why is a naked guy with shaving cream between his eyes yelling me about where I can and can't shave? UA-cam has literally become a nut house with employees sleeping at the surveillance cameras.
To be fair, this guy has been doing this bullshit for well over a decade. He was obnoxious back then too.
He's also a pretty embarrassing "alpha male" guy that ytbers i watch make fun off, so i probably wouldn't take any advice from him.
liberals when the lgbt activists and the male drag queens do sexual stuff: I sleep
When a stupid man whose body isn’t even visible: real shit!
😂
You two failed to care thus failing to properly listen thus shut shut shut shut shut shut shut shut shut.
@@Naomi_best_his advice is good bruh
wish i didn’t have to learn #1 the hard way
What do you do instead then?
@@cheatyplayz you trim it good sir, never shave it. If you want to remove it that bad either wax or hair removal cream.
Now how to go back ??
It doesn't hurt at all what do you mean :P
😂😂😂
10/10 not what im trying to hear after work and in a dark room
For some reason this is my favorite UA-cam short lol 😂
Thank you. As a 14 hear old that just started shaving a few months ago o finally know that ass hair will always be a pain in my ass. Literally
I'm 16 and I started growing hair down there back when i was 13 turning 14. Respect brother.
Just shave it. Nothing happens at all.
@@putent9623 you should shave. 🤮
@Bruh no. Growing new hair is a pain. No only does it feel like needles but it also can cause ingrown hairs especially when it's ass hairs
@@Sauced_EggI do not feel the pain at all
bro was holding back tears 💀😭💀💀
Edit 1: Thank you guys for 90 likes 😁
Omggggg bro u have 26 now 😮😮😮
Why are you thanking people for 25 likes 💀💀💀💀💀
NO WAY!!! 353?????? YOURE SUCH A SUPERSTAR!!! 🤩🤩🤩🤩
r/roastme moment
finally, useful advice from this guy
When i was like 12, I was curious about how it'd look so I tried shaving my eyebrows but regretted it when it was too late, so i had to walk around with half a brow everywhere.
'Dont shave, ingrown hair'
'Use tweezers to pluck out hair'
Bro wt-
You don't want ingrown hair in your ass and tweezers doesn't make your brow hair look stupid, and an ingrown on your forehead isn't as bad as an ingrown ass hair
@Kyl Schwartz pulling may leave fragments in which will cause inflammation leading to an increased risk of ingrown hair,
Actually, plucking is better. What you said about inflammation usually came from shaving.
@@heattoastnope, there is a reason you should never pluck hair, example being never plucking nose hair
I was not ready for a grown man yelling at me why I should shave my ass😂
He's explaining why you should NOT shave your ass 😂
@@RobertGunthrie Instructions unclear, got nutsack caught in a blender
@@RobertGunthriebut it's alright though. Not everyone will experience things mentioned in the video. I shave myself and never got anything the dude was explaining in the short
@@OldJayPokerman u must be gay
@@h.a2885 I'm not though. It's just hygienic, it has nothing to do with sexual orientation...
Ok so I was watching this on full volume in my family dinner and oh boy everyone was looking at me
Well time to introduce U-Like
I went to high school with a guy who had a thick patch of hair growing out of the bridge of his nose an inch or so below his eyebrows. He'd pluck or shave it but it just kept growing back thicker. Finally took about a dozen electrolysis visits before he solved the problem.
What was it
@@darthmader057mmm6 hair
@@taylorlibby7642 lmao
Hair doesn’t grow back thicker after being shaved, it just grows back. But yeah I have the same issue I have to pluck my eyebrows like once a week or so so it doesn’t become a monobrow
@@sldarwin5615 Except that that hair did and it wasn't his eyebrows.
Now this is what I call quality content.
For PAINLESS EYEBROW hair removal method; use magic shaving powder (gold with scent can I like most) and just mix a little of the powder with a little water and smear a small amount where you want the uni brow hairs to go away, wait 5 minutes, take wet cloth and wipe away
Probably the only good advice you've ever given
The good thing about shaving your middle eyebrow is that it's very low effort you can do it daily, you don't actually ever need to get to a point where you have a 5 o'clock shadow there. Guess it depends on your hair and how fast it grows but I doubt it grows so fast that it's noticeable by next day. I pluck them myself but did shaved it for a while and miss how low effort it was.
Not only men should not shave ON YOUR BUTT CHEEKS, has everyone forgotten about women needing to be shaved, but it does the exact same thing and is as if not more uncomfortable
That is why there are other options than shaving. Deploratory creams, waxing, laser hair removal are a few
@@karma1520 Yeah bro wanna go get your butt hair lasered with me?
@@rain507yes
@@karma1520 Tbf, laser gair removal isnt an option to most
@@karma1520 why the fuck would anyone want to shave their ass? Just accept that people have hair literally everywhere and be done with it
I'm a foot away man. You're yelling at the top of your lungs.
Ok OK! Jeezus! Don’t have to yell at me dad!
he looks like he’s at the brink of tears
Imagine a whole 50% of the population being subject to a beauty standard that makes them shave a place that causes intense discomfort and pain just to go swimming
Male swimmers shave their asses?
You could wear trunks if its an issue. Or just stop giving a shit and swim however you want.
Or just shave ur ass and dont have pain if ur lucky
who's forcing anyone to live to those standards. do what you want, people will react to anything
Who's forcing yall to shave? 😭
Oh, what about “THE CAVE OF WONDERS”?😂
My eye brows are way too long to make them good looking using tweakers. I have to cut them shorter with my beard trimmer.
Sir, this is a Wendy's
I imagined him walking into Wendy’s and yelling at the cashier about shaving his asscheeks! Shit was funny af
r/deadmemes
The gym teacher when he’s trying to explain how to play sports:
Oh dude I wish I saw your video few months ago, before I shaved my hair on my butt cheeks. Those few days was hellish. 😅😅
Bro is about to cry😢
THIS MAN SAVED MY ASS 🙏 THANK YOU
😂
*shaved your ass
“I’m a chad but listen to me rant about my bare butt”
Is that a problem? This is actually helpful advice for people unsure of what and what not to shave, not everyone has a parental figure to guide them, this man doing gods work, we need more men’s health a grooming videos
Chads don't have ear piercings
Bro saved me 💀
Where was this video 3 months ago when i sat on a Cactus 😂😂😂
The Two places I shave as a woman 😂 People have different skin types…. I don’t get ingrown hairs on my bum….. but I do on my bikini line. And my eye brows are on point. 👌🏻 I take the razor right down the middle.
this is about men nobody asked
@@jaysmechs2457daddy chill-uhh 😢
lucky, i am a woman too but i am super hairy and so far have never shaved my bum but shave my 🐱 and it super spikey 😭
@@jaysmechs2457 ha cry about it 😂
@@Shawarma101 I love my girls kitty so much
I always pluck my mans unibrow. It’s so satisfying
Where da girls like you ffs.
Where was this vid when I needed it the most. I did this back in 2010 and it was one of the worst weeks of my life. I would rather have poison ivy than experience that torture again!! 💯
Thanks for coming on my feed on exact day I shaved my butt
"i had fuzzy cheeks." 💀💀💀
I never shaved my butt cheeks until I got a cyst pilonidal and had to go through surgery. Then, after that, the doctor told me to shave it all the time and go to laser hair removal. So if you have too much hair and you sit a lot, I definitely suggest you shave there.
SAMEEEE DUDE I LITERALLY JUST WROTE A COMMENT ABOUT THIS!! Bro did end up having what I like to call a 3rd butt hole ass well😭
How did yours heal I’m on my second procedure and it’s not healing properly
Pills guys, pills. No need for surgery. Get a prescription. It works so much better. Take a lot of ibuprofen. It’ll numb the pain.
Pilonidal? Is that around the tail bone? I got one too, dreadful thing thankfully it went away....
@@FG-bu3jp yup it’s right above the buttocks
"fuzzy cheeks" 😂
For reference this is how hairy my butt is 😂😂😂
This man has more enthusiasm than I've had for several years.
My man looks like Vision when Thanos removed the mind stone from his forehead. 😂😂😂
your voice just keep making me to laugh gosh lol
needed this
Shaved my entire eyebrow … never thought of that
I do, I'll grow a unibrow really fast. So I got to shave it every 3 days or so, which is super fast and easy to do. F plucking.
@@DaltonLayne EXACTLY
@@DaltonLayne if you pluck it all then it won’t grow back in three days that’s the whole point it’ll obviously still grow back after a while but it’ll be slower but if you shave your eyebrows once you have to religiously shave then bc like he said you’ll get like tiny eyebrow hairs that you can’t pluck bc they’re to short
Man has a PhD in yapping 😂
was thinking about shaving my cheeks but the fear of funny infections around my pooping area got me. 😂
i shave both places every 3-4 weeks and i never had any of the problems you mentioned.
He could have said all that without putting foam on his forehead and .....