I feel the same way. I can't help but think that she is abusive to him. He just seems like a hyper sensitive dude and she seems very manipulative and abusive. Maybe not, but it's the impression I get.
I have zero problem believing that Egghead would get involved with any woman that would have him and throw all his standards out the window. He strikes me as a man with very low self esteem.
There was a child care worker abuse case here in Kentucky not too long ago where some chick put a beanbag on top of a kid and sat on it for a half-hour, or some extended period of time. If her cringy-ass boyfriend came on UA-cam some years later asking for money to pay off the legal ramifications of that shit, I'd be pretty pissed. I don't know what Egghead's girl did and even if I did, I wasn't there and can't verify anyone's version of events. Sure there are plenty of times where the state threatened people and scared them unto signing some plea agreement basically admitting their guilt to a lesser offense, and many of those people weren't actually guilty, but there's no way for me to tell especially if I'm hearing the events from one of the offended parties. I'm certainly not going to help to pay off their restitution on the chance that they really are guilty. I don't know why anybody would expect any different from a complete stranger.
Sn Tnapan Puking Dog believes *blaarrg* that pot brownies *blarrgh* makes him very sick *blraagh* but others should be able to enjoy it just like how puking dog enkoy's his own puke
When that crazy lady who was talking about the apocalypse talked about her dream and she said she saw "your time is up" I expected her to tell me that One Winged Angel started playing in the background as sephiroth appeared. I don't know why.
+breakfastMcgull .. I was just making a joke , cuz at one point JF was a teacher at a college in Canada and then since appearing on the DP he no longer works as a teacher in Canada and lives in north Carolina now.. so I'm just assuming being exposed to the cancer that is the DP his life is in shambles lol
Egghead. I'll be honest with you because I like you. I really do. And I understand you're passionate guy. I truly understand and respect that. But, I mean. You're not doing yourself any favors. You can't do these random acts of passion that you'll regret later. You need to start thinking. I hope everything will be fine, Egghead.
Total speculation, but from what i've seen on streams/videos my impression of eggheads girlfriend isn't a positive one. She seems to be unstable, controlling and to maybe lacking empathy a bit, i have no trouble imagining her slapping a kid or something because she had a "bad day". I can think of a few videos where egghead is on cam crying and defending her, and she's off camera pulling strings and seeming completely detached, laughing or just with no sense of the situation(individual). But hey, i might be completely wrong and judging her unfairly.
***** If you're referring to the Drunken Peasants as 17 year olds, you're definitely mistaken. Also, they discouraged their fans in another video from harassing Gail because they really don't have anything against her, they just laugh at her.
My feelings on Egghead have hone from Apathy to Pity to Fury to Hatred. Seeing him like...THIS, it's definitely gone back to Pity. I just hope he doesn't develop Shives Syndrome.
Amusingly enough, Rule 13 of the internet states: "Nonsensical, uncited, or otherwise incomplete arguments may be immediately recognized as trolls if the first party immediately responds with "Fucking Google It" when further explanation is requested. It can safely be assumed the first party doesn't know what they're talking about and Rule 14 may be invoked." Rule 14 states: "Do not argue with trolls - it means that they win." Either Gale is aware of her own BS, and this is the greatest work of harem slash fiction ever, or she's the greatest idiot by believing all this stuff that's being fed to her.
I didn't realize it until going back and watching the whole Egghead meltdown, DP came in late. The video they played began after Egghead really broke down and needed his fiancée come in and keep hugging him in order to calm him down.
Whenever I see sunlight on Paul I get a fucking shiver up my spine. Like daytime DP. Gross. Why don't you all go on the Jim Baker Show. Let Paul slam some of those bonus buckets.
Gail's narratives are a lot like DBZ. There's androids, space technology, epic planet-threatening conflict, and every time she overcomes an enemy someone just slightly more powerful than she's prepared for comes out of the woodwork. I mean, with the whole "Gail Commandments" things, she's literally going "people of Earth, give me your energy". The Gail Shield is basically her defensive form of the spirit bomb. Now we need a live-action Hollywood flopbuster of the adventures surrounding the Church of Gail. And someone needs to transform into a giant ape.
I think that Egghead is being bullied its quite sad that he allows his fiance to treat him that way. Also trying to use his fans to pay for her court costs not cool.
Me: "Hey Brett, I believe you need to cut your intro time and get into the video." Brett Keane🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋: "STOP ATTACKING MY FAMILY, YOU ARE HARRASSING ME. YOU ARE BLOCKED!!!!!"
You must be new to our...... Organization. So let me remind you of our goals, associate. She is CLEARLY the reincarnated goddess and as a Jesuit Knight it is our duty to defame her and claim she is crazy and/or a troll!
Kenism is based on well defined principles: 1-Strong atheism 2-Rationalism 3-Concept of will to power 3.1: Meaning of will to power 3.2: Loyalty and adherence to the will to power 4-Opposition to any kind of morality 5-Pride
"If you're not subbed, get the f*ck out!" - Egghead, 2016
If you flip DP you get PD, Puking Dog
It all makes sense now.
Penetration double?
MY GOD...
+General Steelflex it came full circle
God's chosen candidate...
Looks like Egghead flew too close to the sun.
He didn't lose his wings but his head internally scrambled
Even sans does not sink that low!
He may not have lost his wings but he lost his X WING GUISE.
scarheavyfox csgkate accidentally made a bad pun. I was making an undertale joke.
"The dp sub Reddit is gonna go wild!"
scarheavyfox #votetemi
Poor egghead, his girlfriend seems kinda crazy..
I feel the same way. I can't help but think that she is abusive to him. He just seems like a hyper sensitive dude and she seems very manipulative and abusive. Maybe not, but it's the impression I get.
I have zero problem believing that Egghead would get involved with any woman that would have him and throw all his standards out the window. He strikes me as a man with very low self esteem.
Yesss oh my god, she is bat shit crazy and he is just a harmless guy. I know we rag on him a lot but I hope he is okay...
That would explain his try hard attitude with the drunken peasants.
+Shadow I agree. It is pretty obvious. It makes me wonder what she does to him off camera.
The DP subreddit is gonna be blowing up about this!
AWWW SHIT DUDE, AWWWW FUCK MAN
Dawwwwww
Seeing how handsy Egghead's fiancé is with Egghead, it's not much of a leap to imagine that she could injure a child, intentional or not....
Agreed.
He admitted on a stream that his GF is a confirmed known abuser.
Egghead should probably find a new girlfriend.
In even worse than girlfriend, she's his fiancée. Meaning there is a high chance that they will get married and live with each other long term.
+Daniel Eyre OH GOD, NOOOOOOOOOO! #NukeTheEggheadHousehold
+Andrew Purvis "household"
They need to be killed before they spawn any cringy egglings.
There was a child care worker abuse case here in Kentucky not too long ago where some chick put a beanbag on top of a kid and sat on it for a half-hour, or some extended period of time. If her cringy-ass boyfriend came on UA-cam some years later asking for money to pay off the legal ramifications of that shit, I'd be pretty pissed.
I don't know what Egghead's girl did and even if I did, I wasn't there and can't verify anyone's version of events. Sure there are plenty of times where the state threatened people and scared them unto signing some plea agreement basically admitting their guilt to a lesser offense, and many of those people weren't actually guilty, but there's no way for me to tell especially if I'm hearing the events from one of the offended parties. I'm certainly not going to help to pay off their restitution on the chance that they really are guilty.
I don't know why anybody would expect any different from a complete stranger.
I love how everyone reacts to Egghead as disappointed parents. Even me.
TJ's song at 23:48 gave me the best laugh I've had in a long time!
Puking *bargghh* Dog enjoys your appreciation.
Best of luck in the debates
Guy Forrest, The British Dinosaur Man Thank *blargg* you. I belive I have a very *blurrgh* strong platform. *Eats vomit*
M-Mr *burp* Puking Dog, w-w-what is your stance on legalizing MJ?
You're heaven sent Puking Dog, a real warrior of Christ
Sn Tnapan Puking Dog believes *blaarrg* that pot brownies *blarrgh* makes him very sick *blraagh* but others should be able to enjoy it just like how puking dog enkoy's his own puke
Oh my phuckin' GAWD! The Gail segment was so funny! Play more Gail!
THE BEAST HAS RETURNED, ONCE AGAIN!!!!!!
what times he show up?
OUR KING IS ALIVE?!?
1:42:30
+KMC thunks m8
Drek Onion
HE LIVES!!!
"Imma hit this harder than egghead's bitch hit them kidssssss"
I fucking died lmao
When that crazy lady who was talking about the apocalypse talked about her dream and she said she saw "your time is up" I expected her to tell me that One Winged Angel started playing in the background as sephiroth appeared.
I don't know why.
so... egghead is a scammer now? I guess he really is going to be the next brett keane after all...
yup...confirmed
I wish
Egg keane
I miss JF. What happened to him?
appearing on the DP has destroyed his life
+Justin Troyer Holy shit, how???
+Justin Troyer really ?
+breakfastMcgull .. I was just making a joke , cuz at one point JF was a teacher at a college in Canada and then since appearing on the DP he no longer works as a teacher in Canada and lives in north Carolina now.. so I'm just assuming being exposed to the cancer that is the DP his life is in shambles lol
Didn't you hear? He was eaten by a pack of velociraptors. Such a shame. My grandpa went the same way...
Thank You guys for adding some laughter to a difficult day!
Egghead in a genuine rage? I guess that one could say that he's... cracked.
He's even cringe when he's sad or mad. Jesus
"Daddy, how is it possible that people be this cringey?"
+TheRedTailShark I don't know son... Some people are just born cringe.... They can't help it. The LGBTC community is here for you Egghead.
Daddy, where do eggheads come from?
+TheRedTailShark they come from the same place you do.
+Arcus Shit, I come from a growth on a tree
The DP subreddits are gonna be blowing up about all these DP subreddit jokes.
paul look like he's about a second away from being a mall santa
Egghead. I'll be honest with you because I like you. I really do. And I understand you're passionate guy. I truly understand and respect that. But, I mean. You're not doing yourself any favors. You can't do these random acts of passion that you'll regret later. You need to start thinking. I hope everything will be fine, Egghead.
shut up Egghead.
+Trumpkins Revenge. Shut up Rybi.
egghead thinking? that's a good one
Of course egghead has a man of steel poster
Sounds like something he would do.
Good movie
pussy guy
stupid comment
+Jesse Viveros "good movie" I'm calling troll
Someone likes something I don't? Must be trolling.
+Jesse Viveros fatal flaw of man of steel is that superman doesn't act like superman.
Total speculation, but from what i've seen on streams/videos my impression of eggheads girlfriend isn't a positive one. She seems to be unstable, controlling and to maybe lacking empathy a bit, i have no trouble imagining her slapping a kid or something because she had a "bad day". I can think of a few videos where egghead is on cam crying and defending her, and she's off camera pulling strings and seeming completely detached, laughing or just with no sense of the situation(individual).
But hey, i might be completely wrong and judging her unfairly.
Yeah she does come across pretty cold hearted to me.
Yeah it's pretty cruel to take adamant age of a mentally weak guy like egghead
Could you really see someone like Egghead in a non-abusive relationship?
Egghead... Dude.... You may wanna ditch the broad.
I have to agree. Kick that bitch to the curb!
love Is blind
in his case it's not just blind. it's also deaf and dumb
Kayla Wingett Egg head Seems like a pussy , so It's understandable he'd end up this situation. Poor guy man I almost feel bad
I just hope shes not using him. Say he raised the money she needed to pay her debt to society for beating children, then what?
Gail's story about the resurrecting of the Jesuit order sounds like the plot of the last Star Wars movie honestly.
I think the beast is eating his dry walls now! Quick start a fundraiser to feed the beast!
Level-headed response to Egghead from the Peasants.
hahahah that "cack" video cracked me up.
it's the final count-dorn!
45:06 No. The official dance can be seen on the encyclopedia dramatica. It involves a kettle of hot oil.
The Beast fails take into account that he looks like he's going to have a series of heart attacks at any momeht
Egghead is slowly becoming a new DP antagonist
yay another thing to listen to during a sleepless night
The Egg finally cracked
This new arc of The Church of Gail seems promising
watching gabe made me want to download a star wars audiobook....
Gail is such a nut. Angelina Ballerina is a mouse character from a children's cartoon.
***** How do you know that she has schizophrenia?
***** They don't intentionally send hate towards her, her fantasy world is just hilarious.
She said something about being diagnosed with it in one of her insane ramblings.
***** If you're referring to the Drunken Peasants as 17 year olds, you're definitely mistaken. Also, they discouraged their fans in another video from harassing Gail because they really don't have anything against her, they just laugh at her.
Hesus I do think that she's schizophrenic or either is trying to escape from reality but it's still entertaining to watch her nutty videos.
I get the sense Egghead is being used by his crazy girlfriend.
I think Egghead is a piece of shit too.
Paul was thinking of the song "Aint Nuttin But Music" when he was talking about the backstreet boys.
EMINEM DOESN'T LIKE N'SYNC, BUT I DO! SO FUCK HIM AND
For a successful band Cheejay you gotta bring back the #1 single " Remember that time that your dad molested you"
The Beast looks like Kathy Burke's character in the Ab Fab movie.
Brett just made a 20 minutes long video about really dull boring questions for TJ
With this egghead thing we need to remember a piece of Scotty wisdom - "Fuck you don't make it true"
Gail is the best troll ever, that tinfoil hat proves it
"Injuries to a child" and they have her on video slapping Egghead? Well, that was smart...
I missed Gabriel, so good to see her again!
How does puking dog approve messages? Does he puke on them? Lol.
Nice show, I loved it.
The dp subreddit is gonna go WILD!
Beast is pushing the boundaries of widescreen display.
Wow, gail AND the beast in one episode. This is some retro dp
My feelings on Egghead have hone from Apathy to Pity to Fury to Hatred.
Seeing him like...THIS, it's definitely gone back to Pity. I just hope he doesn't develop Shives Syndrome.
Just lost my first season 2 placement match in Overwatch, but this should cheer me up a bit. Well, this and alcohol.
Were gonna build a wall, a real wall with wall to wall wall technology, it will have the walliest workers to wall up that wall.............
wall
The Child Abuse Shoooow!
BRETT "EGGHEAD" KEANE EVERYONE!
"He's at least two or three times fatter than me!"
Haha TJ, he struck a nerve didn't he?
Egghead is so absurd, I'm beginning to hope he's a troll.
NOPE all to real
Amusingly enough, Rule 13 of the internet states: "Nonsensical, uncited, or otherwise incomplete arguments may be immediately recognized as trolls if the first party immediately responds with "Fucking Google It" when further explanation is requested. It can safely be assumed the first party doesn't know what they're talking about and Rule 14 may be invoked."
Rule 14 states: "Do not argue with trolls - it means that they win."
Either Gale is aware of her own BS, and this is the greatest work of harem slash fiction ever, or she's the greatest idiot by believing all this stuff that's being fed to her.
"The jesuit space fleet..." I'm relatively new hear, but is that normal for DP?!!
Gail already had a tinfoil 4 years ago.
30:00 if you want to skip the extremely boring egghead drama
Thank you Constantine, for this and for saving the human race
Thanks John,now go fuck over Satan some more and hang with Swamp Thing.
T.J as Tracer KILLED ME 😂😂😂
We need a 'Church of Gale' anime
+Timmeh ! sorry Gail
I didn't realize it until going back and watching the whole Egghead meltdown, DP came in late. The video they played began after Egghead really broke down and needed his fiancée come in and keep hugging him in order to calm him down.
The inkblot behind the Drunken Peasants logo looks a lot like the continent of Australia.
I forgot where I put my keys, I must have all timers!
Good luck on the move guys.
Whenever I see sunlight on Paul I get a fucking shiver up my spine. Like daytime DP. Gross. Why don't you all go on the Jim Baker Show. Let Paul slam some of those bonus buckets.
Paul is Pennywise
Gail's narratives are a lot like DBZ. There's androids, space technology, epic planet-threatening conflict, and every time she overcomes an enemy someone just slightly more powerful than she's prepared for comes out of the woodwork.
I mean, with the whole "Gail Commandments" things, she's literally going "people of Earth, give me your energy". The Gail Shield is basically her defensive form of the spirit bomb.
Now we need a live-action Hollywood flopbuster of the adventures surrounding the Church of Gail. And someone needs to transform into a giant ape.
HOLY SHIT, TJ READ MY MIND DAYS IN ADVANCE.
omg hahaha i love how scotty is zenyatta in the thumbnail,
holy crap I feel bad for egghead.
Egghead will eventually be a new dp villain
I think TJ and Scotty were being very malicious to egghead.
What? How? I thought the opposite. TJ hardly said anything about this and Scotty seemed fair.
The Beast's real depth can only be measured inward, from the edge of the belly button.
were gonna sell 10 million 8 tracks! ~dies laughing~
Logic can't be sound. An argument can be sound, but logic can't be sound.
Gail is officially trolling us now
TODAY IN THE EGGHEAD SHOW: Watch Eggtard burn some bridges between him and dp, and then instantly gets forgiven thanks to how pitiful he is
I think that Egghead is being bullied its quite sad that he allows his fiance to treat him that way. Also trying to use his fans to pay for her court costs not cool.
omg brian's the first troll ive ever liked! lmao
Me: "Hey Brett, I believe you need to cut your intro time and get into the video."
Brett Keane🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋: "STOP ATTACKING MY FAMILY, YOU ARE HARRASSING ME. YOU ARE BLOCKED!!!!!"
egghead needs dump his gf and date rybi
#Eggbi
No, *I* need to date Rybi.
Do you hate Rybi that much?
Gail has to be a troll.
You must be new to our...... Organization. So let me remind you of our goals, associate. She is CLEARLY the reincarnated goddess and as a Jesuit Knight it is our duty to defame her and claim she is crazy and/or a troll!
I'm pretty sure she is. No one could believe the stupid shit she claims to.
No way, I clearly remember the Nukkake happening
Janus Remember Sarah Avery? That shit was crazy.... Poor poor Bubba....
Jaer Nihiltheus truly a day no one will ever forget. i'm off to cover my dildo in tinfoil now.
Bring back the information segment!
I just pitty subbed to egghead :(
He ain't worth you're pitty
Mako is that you?
he ain't worth. you are pitty. beep boop bop.
+Kayla Wingett agreed.
He's too cringeworthy to even pity
Kenism is based on well defined principles:
1-Strong atheism
2-Rationalism
3-Concept of will to power
3.1: Meaning of will to power
3.2: Loyalty and adherence to the will to power
4-Opposition to any kind of morality
5-Pride
not rly brett tbh
someone needs to study the shit out of gale
Gail? Gayle?...
+Kayla Wingett it's all 3
me and you babe we can make a date out of it aye
Agreed, I have a tough time believing she's a real person.
you misspelled beat.
6:30 and "scotty" has already said "thins".
16:40 for a funny thin.
The news segment should be renamed to "PD Action News".
I love this show.
TJ always trolls DP hahaha
Egghead is slowly transforming into Manatee jr.
Gor'gon the Space Eater for President.
Man, I would like to see Gail dm a Dungeons & Dragons campaign.
Egghead has already made a video explaining the situation and apologized for over-reacting. Personally I think this will help improve him.
I really enjoyed watching that random orbiter guy who frequents your show have a mental breakdown. wouldwatchagain/10
Theses where the dayz
"Yous" is actually useful. It differentiates between plural and singular "you".
lol. eggheads gf sounds awful. even if i knew the reason she and egghead needed money i wouldnt fork any over.