Oh no! The Rise of Skywalker was real bad :(
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- Опубліковано 28 гру 2019
- It wasn’t a good movie.
Click your favorite thing that ended up not mattering in Episode IX:
Most of the visuals from Rey’s force vision in TFA / jennynicholson
The entire character of Hux / jennyenicholson
The Knights of Ren / progamerjenny
Poe’s arc in the second movie / spider_jewel
The literal or symbolic implications of the skywalker saber breaking clean in half, including its kyber crystal, when a slightly cracked kyber crystal is the reason Kylo Ren’s blade is extremely volatile and a kyber crystal/saber is typically a symbol for the soul of the character it belongs to / spiderjewel
Rey’s happiness / jennynicholsonvids - Фільми й анімація
"I'm Rey"
"Rey who?"
"Rey'd shadow legends is a hot new mobile gaming experience..."
😂
This deserves more likes 😂
Top tier comment
Marley Chinn They had two chances to do this in the movie.
The force is stored in the balls.
_"It's not much, but it's honest work."_
- Palpatine, tending to his Snoke farm.
Underrated comment
After every youtube video I put on my hazmat suit and descend into the comments, and I always leave wondering why.
This, this is why.
Underrated comment... Made me laugh loud for a solid minute.
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Rey naming herself Skywalker definitely feels like they picked the title of the movie first and got all the way through the script before realizing that "Rise of Skywalker" had nothing to do with anything that had happened
Indeed. Studio Board meeting "Hey guys, a bunch of SW nerds on twitter are complaining that The Last Jedi made luke into a flawed wimp, and now any old joe can be a jedi now! What about the freakin' midichlorians?! We need to bring things back Old School style!" "I Got it. We need to put "Skywalker" in the title!" "Yep, that'll attract those fans that are in fact only a small visible demographic of the true SW fanbase that we actually shouldn't care so much about."
Well the same thing happened in Phantom Menace so the series has a record of it.
@@weneedaladder8384 Phantom Menace pretty clearly refers to the Sith running things behind the scenes but not properly revealing themselves until the end of the movie. A more accurate comparison would probably be The Force Awakens, a film wherein the Force does not, at any point, awaken. Because, uh, that's not how the Force works.
The last Skywalker, Ben Solo rises out of the pit to save Rey. Palpatine says himself that Ben is the last Skywalker btw. That's partly what the title refers to.
its um... stylistically designed to be that way? 😆
If it was a transport ship that was identical to the one chewie was on, then that means it was a prisoner transport ship. Meaning Rey definitely still killed innocent prisoners
Yeah, but only one of them had an established & named character, so the statistics stands on that
Tbf other than chewie it seems like the first order didn’t succeed in capturing anyone and I doubt they were hauling around prisoners from a previous mission
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@@Cdr2002Then why did they need two prisoner transports?
@@ArtyomPlatonev oh I dunno, I ain’t a defender for the movie lmao I know it’s not that good. The real reason is the story needed a fakeout. If I had to stretch for a headcanon id say their prisoner transport ships and troop transports are of a fundamentally similar design and cross-compatible function
Anakin's lightsaber was buried in sand, the final roast.
This deserves each and every like.
C O A R S E AND R O U G H AND IT G E T S E V E R Y W H E R E
Daughter Of Frankenstein anakin be screaming no forever now
Daughter Of Frankenstein Oh god. I just realized that that!
Ethan Alfonso - Anakin was a bit of a whiner, wasn’t he?
Palpatine was able to intercept the force connection between Rey and Kylo, but thanks to Nord VPN you don't have to worry about anyone stealing your force connection
*Ford VPN
sorry
Hahahaha 🤣
Omg 😂
weve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty
HAHAHAHAHAHA , ben, BEN is that you?
I would've loved a back and forth between Kylo and Rey where they keep healing eachother, dying, and then re healing eachother, dying, and so on so forth.
That would’ve been more entertaining than the dog crap ending we got
The ultimate No U Championship
That's what supernatural did
until it just sort of....ends
Reminds me of Order of the stick.
Slash
"Cure light wounds"
Slash
"Cure light wounds"
Slash
"Cure light wounds"
"Grrr!" Slash slash slash slash slash "Huff Huff Huff"
"Cure moderate wounds"
"Screw this, I'll order Thai."
"Go team Cleric!"
"an era of filmmaking where it seems more important to make sure that the audience doesn't predict what's going to happen over making a satisfying ending"
Subverting expectations indeed
The crazy thing is that jenny did predict Ray Palpatine 😢
I actually prefer the endings and plots that aren't predictable, because it's boring to follow the same basic storyline every online fan wants. This is part of why I loved The Last Jedi.
I'd say the problem with RoS is much more the opposite: all the story beats and plots are dumb and contrived for the sake of erasing all of the new, interesting lore built up in the last movie. They retconned all the actual character development so they could check off the boxes of Star Wars Thing Fans Want to See.
That honestly feels like a copout for not being a skilled enough author to set up and pay off stuff
@@amityislandchum There's a huge difference tho between being able to predict the story because it's predictable and being able to predict the story, because it's written properly and consistently.
Fans can predict the later, because there are some crazy theorycrafters who comb trough every bit of lore and notice every little detail, so they can figure it out where the story will go. And it's a super fun thing to do.
But what these movies do, is just throwing random shit at the audience and then pat themselves on the back, that no one was able to predict it. But it all happened because they write a story like a 4 year old, who just comes up with bullshit on the go, when they notice that a problem in the story needs to be solved.
"I'm Rey"
"Rey who?"
*Rey looks away for a rude amount of time and the lady walks away uninterested in hearing her finish*
I was seriously hoping this would happen and disappointed that it didn't.
Kevin Eontrainer lol
@@KevinEontrainer381 using the "r" word, even in pun form, is gross and you should do better.
I was waiting for them to sneak in a title call-out, and I was heartbroken that she didn't reply '...Rey Star Wars.'
@@ctkachuk08 We shouldn't use puns. Puns are hurtful. And emotionally we're all children now.
"I'm Rey."
"Rey who?"
"I don't have a family... I'm alone."
"Rey Solo, then"
Full circle.
Underrated call back
Still a better line than the movie
I would have liked that WAYY more than the actual line lol
That actually would suck but not as much as in the actual movie 'Rey Skywalker'
the retcon with rey’s parents made me irrationally angry
Same here.
Every single time I see the soldier reach out and rub the ground, put it in his mouth and then spitting it out and saying "Salt".
It makes my head want to explode...
Nah that anger is completely rational
Funny that you call JJ a toddler for upending the previous movie. He was just inspired by previous toddler Rian Johnson. He talked about this in pre-release interviews, being inspired by Rian's "sod it" attitude. Also kind of hard to think Kylo was telling the truth when he told her she "had no place in the story" and she is literally the most important person in the trilogy. I think you just have some irrational attachment to Reylo.@@holographicwing
@@phonepunk7888what did Rian “upend” besides killing off Snoke in favor of the more interesting villain lol? I guess having the main three characters split up?
The ancient sith knife being exactly lined up with the fresh death star wreckage is beyond hilarious
That entire sequence tho. The death star somehow didnt get atomized even though we saw it happen. The remains of it landed on a random planet instead of floating in space or landing on Endor. The remains magically didnt burn up on entry or disintegrate on impact. The remains didn't shift or move from the insane tidal forces of the ocean it was sitting in for decades. The wreckage wasn't stripped and looted by the resistance even though its invaluable. Rey magically can handle a boat in a squall despite living on a desert forever. And just so much more.
As far as Sith artifacts go, that would be a pretty cool one.
That whole sequence felt like a Professor Layton puzzle
9 out of 10 video game fetch quests can't be wrong.
@@KerythDraws "Rey magically can handle a boat in a squall despite living on a desert forever." This is the only one I can give a pass to because of "The Force". Everything else? Yeah, I don't buy it whatsoever.
Ah yes, Palpatine the humble Snoke farmer, peacefully tending to his Snokes
I love this.
It ain’t much, but it’s honest work
Farming ? Really? A man of your talents?
@@alexbrundage4733 Lol I was just about to say that 😂😂😂
Perfectly balanced, as things should be.
Rey's parents sold her to one direction
Underated comment
@@annie7716 Agreed
Star Wars's parents sold it to Disney, just like Billy Ray Cyrus.
During The Purge.
If i wasnt in a roo with other people i would have screamed from laughter at this comment
I'll never forget I had to use the bathroom during the movie, and when I got back I asked my wife what happened and she said "Oh Chewy was blown up in a space ship but we already know he's fine."
I like to play club music while I play this video and pretend we’re at the club and this girl is yelling everything in my ear over the music
I don't know why this doesn't have more likes lmfaoooo
I'm just thinking of that scene from American psycho with defoe and bale at the restaurant
“I’m Rey”
“Rey who?”
Smiles to the distance
“Rey Rey Abrams”
Sister of Jar Jar
"I'm Rey"
"Rey who?"
Smiles to the distance
"Rey STAR WARS™"
She should have just farted loudly as a response.
@sabizos5897 *end credits roll music plays*
Rey Mysterio (booyaka booyaka)
"I'm Rey"
"Rey who? Who are your people?"
"I have no people"
"Rey... Solo..."
Seriously this would've made so much sense
Would have been so much better haha! Good job!
I'm Rey...Rey-turn of the Jedi....sigh.
Rey who?
Rey Liota
Dude, I was so ready for that. It woulda been perfect and also made the Solo movie have some vague relevance.
The way that Han Solo looked at Rey, when she wasn’t looking, had such sadness in it I thought for sure he suspected or outright knew exactly who she was. It didn’t have to be anyone important - a Kenobi or whatever - but imagine if Han knew her parents from his smuggling days or the rebellion and seeing this girl and being like “Okay, Force - I can take a hint.” Imagine if they threw a couple of douchebags in Solo, maybe friends of his, and they talk about their contacts in Jakku or one of them is pregnant or they jokingly offer to sell one of their kids for a whiskey - one of several kids. What if Han knew Rey was a no-one, and knew exactly what neglect had landed her on Jakku and it kills him that she thinks her parents are coming back because she’s clearly a way better person than they ever were? Luke, Leia - they wouldn’t get it because they had loving families, but Han would get it. It sets up the foil way better that Ben Solo is such a tremendous fuck up despite good people parents. But if Rey can choose to be good then so can Ben, and that gives Han hope - enough hope that he got close enough to let Ben kill him. Rey trying to redeem Ben is revealed to be her trying to forgive herself for force-crippling her parents ship or even just freaking them out by manifesting force powers, and Ben points out that she’s not very Jedi of her. That makes Rey doubt herself. Then she has an emotional journey to go through that Luke, guilty over losing Ben to the dark side, can actually help her with or even just be a companion as maybe he’s still working through it. Now you have spiritual stakes.
Hell, she can still be a Kenobi - maybe Obi-Wan’s parents sold him to the Jedi when his force powers manifested, and his siblings never manifested powers, but once one of their kids did they were like “oh shit there’s no Jedi order to dump this kid with and we do not need this kind of attention.”
There, we’ve fixed it in the comments.
beautiful! the fans honestly are blowing jj out of the water, it’s sad.
Excellently rewritten!
Why did this make me cry x.x
I love this
"Nobody important - like a Kenobi or whatever -" 😂lmao that cracked me up
dear evan hansen: anybody has a map?
rise of skywalker: everybody has a map
Oh my god…!😅
“Rey, honey. Your parents just left in a blue Honda Civic. It’s not the same one.”
They both left to get some green milk twenty years ago, and haven't come back.
Looked like a Pinto to me.
Heck, *I* have an old (2007) blue Honda Civic, and that make and model really doesn't change its appearance much from year to year. I regularly see others just like it in parking lots almost everywhere I go.
@@commandercaptain4664 Ah, the car with that one fundamental flaw. Classic Star Wars.
I had a blue Honda Civic once.
It was a distress purchase, from Gumtree, when my previous car extremely broke down mid-journey in Glasgow.
"Bulletproof engine" crowed the listing, but the engine was a colander for distributing oil onto the road.
Scrapped it a few months later…
“I’m Rey”
“Rey who?”
Looks away dramatically
“Rey Rey Abrams”
"I'm J J Reybrams"
@@ian_b Rey Rey Reybrams
Rey Rey Binks
You can call him Rey, or you can call him Rey Rey.
@@Amitlu If Rey Rey come round here lookin' for me...you don't go droppin' a dime, do you's?
“Rey who?”
“Reyy…bies” and then she growls and bites the old woman, and then episode f*cking 10 has werewolves the end
It's crazy to me that I saw this in theaters and after being bombarded with so many stupid things I actually have zero recollection of anything that actually happened
"I'm Rey"
"Rey who?"
Looks off dramatically to the horizon
"Rey Star Wars"
Cousin of Sans Undertale and the Undertale family.
I hope you’re the original person who tweeted this.
Rey Star Wars makes sense. She is pretty much God at this point
Wow its like we both saw the exact same tweet! Lol!!!!! That's so hilarious hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wow this is a tweet from twitter dot com how original of you!!
This video is confusing; you should have opened with a shot of you leaving your spaceship, so we would know how you got there.
This actually wouldn't work because Jenny popped into existence in her room along with her giant porg
@@ashikjaman1940 I guess you’re not a True Fan because Jenny has a video of her going to get her giant porg.
@@charlesherbig4502 those are lies being sold by Big Jenny for views
@@ashikjaman1940 You sound like one of those people who believes all kinds of conspiracy theories about the Military-Jenny-Industrial Complex.
You two should just kiss and get it over with.
To me the issue with this trilogy is that they had all of these ideas but very few ideas on how to do anything impactful or effective with them. Like they think "maybe we should have a more diverse cast with a female lead" and "maybe a main character is a reformed storm trooper" and "what if Leia and Han's son is turned to the dark side" but they don't think about it further than that. Like Jenny said, it's just a list of things.
Blame the Fandom Menace. Rian Johnson expanded on those ideas. Rey had dark side tendencies and longed for a family, only to find out her parents weren't anyone special. Ren turns more to the dark side and longs to be supreme leader which he ultimately does in TLJ. Finn, while a former storm trooper, still didn't see what the resistance was fighting for until he sees enslaved people often overlooked during the war, and the greedy wealthy who sweep things under the rug. Some really angry fans didn't want to accept these plot developments and Disney caved to shallow nostalgia. If only RJ (who btw was closest in showing us what GL intended for the sequels) had directed the sequels, we would have not gotten a soft reboot of the OT.....if only......
@@sebastianbelcher5354 Yes, it's always the fan's fault.
If it was anyone but JJ, I would say for sure there was a plan and Rian just crapped all over it/made it unusable. But I've seen enough of Lost and Star Trek, that I wouldn't actually bet money on it.
Before i saw it i though "somehow Palpatine returned" was a joke making fun of the movie, not an actual line
One planet only exists to make Poe straight
True dat. Lmao.
and a drug dealer.
the power, to be so obviously in love with your friend that the writers invent a whole world to try and deny it
@@pixelpeas3025 ehhhhhh i wasn't surprised
@@SoyBioIogia which is the problem. they did that just to to fulfill racist stereotypes about latino characters. it sucks lmao
"I think the worst thing a franchise ending can do is make you feel kind of stupid and embarrassed for being so excited for it in the first place."
Game of Thrones fans relate.
Audrey shout out from the magic the gathering fans too. We just had a big arc end with at least seven main characters being done dirty.
@@pinkwings8036 Oof, you have my condolences.
I was about to write this exact comment and by chance saw this first. It's sad that two legacies came down to this.
Audrey - Knowing the kind of pure joy Jenny derived from Star Wars, that statement is so damn sad. It reminds me of the tragedy of watching someone break a promise to a child and then mock the kid for having been excited by what they were promised. : (
Except the Sequels were bad from the start, but TFA left a chance for a Sequel to repair it's damage, TLJ threw that chance out the window. TROS is just spitting on a dead corpse.
this video is still the only way i've experienced this film and i regret nothing
This video is ten times more entertaining than the actual movie. You’re not missing much
This and the Red Letter Media review.
Same lol Also through the Reylos mega edit of the sequel trilogy (with improved ending!)
Palpatine exclaiming to the galaxy "WHAT'S UP, SUCKERS? I'M ALIVE!!!" is the most un-Palpatine like thing ever.
But it's something Ian McDirmand would do
"I'm Rey"
"Rey who?"
"I don't have a family"
"So, Rey Solo"
Accurate
amazing!!
Rey thinks of Ben and Han dying and starts crying
This is cursed.
Honestly this would've been better with Jan being like a father figure in the force awakens
“I’m Rey”
“Rey who?”
“Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Rey”
YES
YES
YES
*Dark'ness
Pretty much, yeah.
im so late to this conversation but, I'm really interested in the detail that they designed this futuristic bandage to help heal Kylo's lightsaber wound on his face, which seems to have worked very well...but when Hux is wounded from a blaster shot, he is wearing a simple white bandage and and walking on a stick like he just got thrown out of a cartoon dust cloud brawl.
That high tech bandage probably cost as much as a star destroyer.
It’s because he was ginger 😢
Leia clutching the medal from the battle of Yavin... that she didn't receive. Like a high school football coach wearing a print overrun t-shirt from the '96 semifinals
Wasn’t that Han’s medal? Wouldn’t a better analogy be a widow clutching her passed husband’s war medals on her deathbed?
"I'm Rey."
"Rey who?"
"Rey Turnofthejedi."
*"What? Did you say Jimmy Scrambles?"*
Classic
Trixie Mattel voice:
WELCOME TO THE STAGE, REY TURNOFTHEJEDI
OMG!!! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!!
You mean Rey Dshadowlegends?
“I’m Rey”
“Rey who?”
“Rey-2D2.”
_She was a robot all along..._
"Rey-3PO"
Rey from nowhere
Finally he had something important as an active role in the movie
Cue CSI Miami theme song
I watched it for the first time yesterday. Two third into the movie and I thought that the hate was exaggerated. Not that made the first part good, it’s bad, but not outrageously bad. And then the 3rd act began. I didn’t know a movie could go exponentially bad scene after scene. I was so angry at the end.
I am maybe 15 minutes into your video, and you’re nailing everything that updated me. Notably the rolling text. Thank you, I feel less alone
The knife map is something that would show up in a puzzle in a PS1 or DS game because it would show off/justify the fact that it can use 3D models.
Plus weird puzzles using whatever key items you have are relatively expected in that medium.
Thats an insult to the clever puzzle design of the original playstation games. Example, silent hill. Puzzle items have connections to the lore and inform you about the world while also informing you in a clever way how to solve the puzzle. Rey just straight up happens to be standing in the exact spot she needed to be for the bullshit knife ruler to match and everything works out cause screenwriting is hard.
It did make me think of Professor Layton, or like that part in Ace Attorney where you have to rotate a pot to get it to match up with the silhouette in the drawing
Stranger: “Who are you?”
Rey, surrounded by her resistance friends: “I’m Rey... Rey-sistance”
That's very Poe-etic.
I hope we're Finn-ished here.
Rey: I am a Skywalker (furthering the legacy)
Also Rey: *buries the skywalkers lightsabers* (ending the legacy)
Me: what
@@Bustaperizm We were as soon as Skywalker a-Rose.
What the Hux is wrong with you people?
Low-key your funniest line here: "They wanted to protect her, but yes, money did change hands."
Gotta respect that hustle.
I busted out an LOL at "Maybe Po has trouble with object permanence." The verbal gems are consistent throughout.
Ethical human trafficking 😊
@@brianstorm5488 Finn, you mean.
The way Jenny says “like a pickle” and it cuts because it sounds like she’s gonna start laughing is the best
I wouldn’t hate the whole “the dead speak!” thing if it weren’t for the fact that they used Palpatine’s announcement for a Fortnite tie-in instead of in a trailer
My favourite part of the movie was when Palpatine ruined his own plan by telling Rey the entire thing
The writers now, are like "It's supposed to be cheesy..like the OT." However, the OT is only cheesy because it has old fashioned values of heroism imho.
The real secret plan was the one we were told about...openly.
Subverting expectations good, subverting awful tropes bad!
@@Generationrhino Well, if everyone would fucking decide whether they wanted it like the OT or to be its own thing, the writers could settle on something.
Come to think of it, he kinda did that with Luke.
the last two movies Palpatine was just standing around on his veranda with a pipe in his mouth watching his crop of Snokes ripening for harvest.
His farm was next to Thanos’s but he ignored Palpatine because the snokes were a very smelly crop
Dr. Krieger?!
Palpatine with a cowboy hat: "That be some good harvestin', yee haw"
It ain't much but it's dishonest work
@@gateauxq4604 "I finally rest, and watch the sun rise on a Snoke-ful universe."
So I had Ep 9 spoiled for me ages ago. I read synopsis and commentaries on it, watched videos (including this one!), but only just tonight watched the film first hand. Did all of that predispose me to things? Yes. But I was also catching onto things that people weren't mentioning. The film had a frantic editing style to it, minor details like characters handing objects between each others hands didn't get shown. One minute Rey is holding the knife, then on the camera cut 3P0 is holding it. That sort of minor thing is EVERYWHERE in this film. And then there's the literal copying JJ did of the climaxes of Empire and Return of the Jedi. His idea for 7, 8, and 9 was to repeat 4, 5, and 6 in the big respects. Yikes.
The "your son will die" vs kylo dying issue feels like the sort of problem that happens when a prophecy is introduced into a story before the writer decides how it's going to be resolved, and then several installments later they clumsily try to twist the events to match and it doesnt quite fit. But it sounds like the prophecy is both introduced and resolved in this movie! So when JJ decided how the end was gonna go, why didnt he rewrite the prophecy to fit it better??
Always assume the soothsayer/scroll/dream frog spouting prophesy is full of shit.
Rey enters Tosche Station
Rey: "I'm here to pick up some power converters"
Station Clerk: "Name on the order?"
Rey: "Skywalker."
Luke Force Ghost: **Thumbs Up**
Ending that finally resolves the power converters and supports small business and keeps the cringe.
If I could give you worthless Reddit points for this comment I would
And then the walking bassline from Seinfeld plays.
Tosche station kept those converters for 50 years. Best customer service ever
Can uncle owen and aunt beru be force ghosts as well
This is canon.
"Rey who?"
"Rey, Rey Palpatine,
Jakkus greatest love machine."
I need a parody of this
She was a cat who really was gone
I loved that song.
why? why would you do this to me?
Jakku's (apostrophe)
The movie should of ended with her saying, "I am Rey...Rey Palpatine!" Then she force lightnings the random old lady.
i am a 41 year old man - you are my hero. i never saw this movie - now i want to cause you make it sound horrifically funny
Rey burying the lightsabers in the desert has the same energy as Luke saying "Aunt Beru" as his dying words
I thought that woman at the work end was going to turn out to be Aunt Beru. She’d be all like, ‘oh yeah, I actually survived. I just never told Luke, for some reason’
@@celebrimborposting9251 The dead speak! The galaxy has heard a message, a sinister delivery of BLUE MILK in the voice of the late AUNT BERU
@@shakespeare4bears run, don't walk, to Darths & Droids, where (spoiler alert) Owen and Beru are canonically alive and amongst the Rebel commandos assaulting the Peace Moon's shield generator on the Endor moon.
Rey should have said "just Rey" at the end. It's a callback to the beginning when she doesn't know how to answer to the little girl but this time she says it with confidence, showing her journey.
The film would have to be called the rise of Rey, which is actually better.
Stop expecting good writing. That would have been an awesome idea.
@@vasari9198 It could still be the rise of Skywalker, but Kylo is the Skywalker. (I know his name is Solo, but he's Leia's son too and he's a Jedi)
@@francescapatti2934 But Kylo didn’t rise. He literally and figuratively fell. We’re spending way too much time thinking about this! 😀
Just dog? Just dog
12:00 "Wow, Finn is really bad at object permanence!"
The idea of Finn not having object permanence, a skill that toddlers develop, is so funny to me lmao😂. Makes me wish that was the actual explanation for it.
I swear, Palpatine's "reveal" of his plan felt more like a Yu-Gi-Oh villain explaining new card game mechanics as the movie went on for how disconnected everything felt.
"Ah, I came back from the dead thanks to one of my many magic powers."
"Ah, actually, if you kill me, I get your body for some reason."
"Ah, actually, even if *you* don't kill me, the fact that the two of you are in the same room lets me go super-saiyan."
I just had no idea what the hell he was doing at any time
Did people realy watch that stupid show i couldnt even get through the title
Did you maen Naruto
I'm no expert on the EU, so that ending really felt like it came out of left field. You'd think an old man who can be thrown off a cliff wouldn't have taken ten levels in badass just because he's a clone now.
Rey should have said “I am the Senate” when that old lady asked who she was
Missed opportunity smh
Or when she said "I'm all the Jedi"
Rey "The Senate Jr." Skywalker
@@sour_peckanmix "I'm every Jedi! It's all in meeeeee! Any duel you want done baby, I'll do it naturally. Oh. Oh. Ohoh."
"It's treason then..."
@@lycanrocx1121 LMFAO 😂😂
It would have been cool if, at the end, Rey says “Well, I have really enjoyed all the star wars!”
**Rey Skywalker proceeds to sing Katy Perry's "Rise"**
Finn: "Ah! Skywalker! She's rising!" **END CREDITS**
Star War... never changes
I never understood why Rey being naturally gifted needed some big explanation or was like a plot hole. Like, do the people that think that see a child prodigy with perfect pitch or something and demand to know what famous composer they must be secretly related to?
I totally agree. Like, I'm pretty sure the canon has established that some people are just more naturally gifted than others.
Imagine a movie about Mozart where at 6 years old having 0 knowledge about music starts playing the piano flawlessly and embarasses a piano teacher.
It's just silly, the real problem with Rey is that she's pooling tricks that take years to master with absolutely no training whatsoever.
Regardless if she's a prodigy or not her character suffers from this, and instead of explaining that she was trained but they messed her mind to forget or smth they decided to say that just because she's related to palps she can do all that which is even more stupid.
@@jorgeloredo100 the nature of the force as a power is kind of flux in the movies. And seeing as it’s not really a technical skill I’m not sure why a person can’t just be powerful to start with. Like she isn’t perfect, she blows up a ship while trying to pull it which is a technical skill that can be trained. I agree the explanation was bad, that was my point lol but I don’t think it requires some big explanation. She obviously knows how to fight and survive because of a life where she had to take care of and raise herself on Jakku. Fighting is a super technical skill.
@@jorgeloredo100 Well, I personally don't mind it, since this is a fictional movie set in a fictional universe with a fictional magic system. I'm able to believe that some people are just very strong in the force naturally.
And when it comes to the specific instances, I think Rey using the mind trick is okay, since she just learned how to influence minds accidentally by Kylo doing it to her, and I'm also okay with her winning the fight against Kylo, since Kylo was already injured, and Rey had already been shown to be at least somewhat good at fighting.
@@jorgeloredo100 and he is also a great spaceship pilot too , oh and a crack shot with a laser pistol
“I’m Rey.”
“Rey who?”
“RRREEEEEEEYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!”
@Frank Lucas Finn better be careful, or he'll get his head chopped off by Rey.
"Just Rey. I have not people."
"So, Rey... Solo."
"No. NO. HELL NO."
"Rey Solo it is."
"Goddamit."
"Rey. a drop of golden sun!"
Rey: "Rey... Skywalker!"
Me: "That's not how that works! That's not how any of this works!!!"
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Honestly Hux doing everything out of Pure Spite was the funniest part of the movie and an absolute mood
It makes all of my Kylux fanfiction all the more enjoyable
@@JMarchel do they hate fuck? Do you have a link to your work 👀
@@La-PetitMort jesus fuck 😂
@@JMarchel got any Sheev-lo stuff?
@@ozmarichardson6524 I'm not judging but Jesus Christ.
I'd just try browsing ao3, you can filter by pairing
"This film is just a weird checklist of things that are meant to satisfy star wars fans..." Is exactly how I felt about the The Force Awakens and why I did not watch the other two. I couldn't see them coming back around from the parade of obvious references thrown in your face in the bluntest way possible. It felt insulting.
Same. Watched them years later just out of curiosity and opportunity. First one was obvious social justice messaging mixed with plot line regurgitation or even cloning. Second felt like it was building... Something. Lotta plot holes but I tried to stow any logic as best I could after all, this is star wars where gravity is exactly the same everywhere there is no such thing as air pressure and all air is breathable. And space wizard knights with laser swords that aren't lasers clash. Anyways!
But then I saw the third movie, and it took me by the hand and gave me an immersive experience into what psychosis feels like.
I have watched this video about Rise of Skywalker many more times than I've seen Rise of Skywalker. Happy about that.
"The worst thing a franchise ending can do is make you feel kind of stupid and embarrassed for being so excited about it in the first place." - Jenny Nicholson
I realy felt that :'(
Yea, I saw The Sopranos too.
GoT
That's how I felt about The Last Jedi
@@jared1964 Same. Saw it last night. I want my money back, and I didnt even pay to see it...But I want my money back.
I got flashbacks to the 4th season of Sherlock
Rey was a secret sith princess. I get that her parents wanted to protect her from psycho grandpa but with all those clones, she must have had like 30 uncles they could have shipped her off to, unless unkar plutt was an uncle?
Just sad in bed watching your vids again to stave off deeper sads. Thanks for making really great rant/research vids.
Stay strong friend
"Im Rey"
"Rey who?"
**sees Luke and Leia**
"Rey notapalpatine"
Rey Space Hitler
Palpatin’t
"Rey #NotMyFamily"
"Rey Friendpatine"
😂😂😂
“She’s *not* on Jakku...”
-Mom of the year
And how cool would it be if Rey had her own Obi wan? And use a classic jedi from the EU or LEIA!!
Remember, it's not stupid if it worked.... within the script... that was written as retroactive continuity... that was destined to not affect the events of the plot...
"She's on Dantooine" would have been great. Fuck Dantooine.
I mean, this was after he'd picked them up from Jakku. So she was telling him they she wasn't with them. It's not like he just bumped into on the streets of Coruscant and she started blabbing about Jakku, though that would have been hilarious.
@@DavidWMiller I'd watch an eight part Disney+ series about that
And four years later, JJ Abrams hasn't directed anything else. 🙂
That's a silver lining for sure.
Pretty sure you'd get an audible groan popping his name up in a theater preview ala M. Night Shamalan
i come back to this video every year around christmas time. it’s like therapy
"I'm Rey"
"Rey who?"
**sees the ghosts of the twins**
"Rey Lukenleia"
omg lol amazing comment
@@Dilopho I mean he stole it from the new Rockstars video soooooo
Gross. Saying it out loud, it sounds like "Luke in Leia." They are siblings! Ahhhh!!!
Time for some Alabama jam!
Remember when people would make those couple Facebook accounts? THIS? Yes.
My favorite part was every time Rose showed up and then a hook appeared and dragged her off-screen like in a Vaudeville show
It hurts so bad to laugh at this. lol
I feel really bad for the actress, she's a victim for Rian Johnson's dumb character....But its was totally hilarious..Everyone's going on an adventure, and the story is like "NO YOU STAY!"
@T Doran Do you always project your racism onto other people like a typical leftist?
@@FullMPTV They're a troll, but I have a feeling you are too. But at least I can laugh at you for taking the bait.
@@FullMPTV Do you like Fortnite just like every other zoomer on the planet, or are you a boomer trying to zoom with the zoomers?
It's strange how Jenny can make a hour long video about...A. Film. That. Never. Happened. Great work Jenny keep it up. I hope someone someday makes some films set in the Star Wars universe.
It's not that I think the #1 job of hats is to keep you dry when it's raining. They are rarely large enough to keep even your shoulders dry. And that's ignoring sideways rain or walking in the rain. I'm a realist on these matters. HOWEVER, at the very least, I don't think that hats should gather all the rain that would have otherwise hit your head and then funnel it directly onto your ears, shoulders and arms. That's bad design.
It's just a water feature at that point 😜
Jenny: makes a list of silly predictions about the movie
Abrams: “write that down!”
The Js in JJ Abrams secretly stand for Jenny. She did this. She's been Palpatine-ing us this whole time.
@@Retsonine Now I'm picturing a jar stuffed full of of JJ Abrams' just out of camera view. "I MADE JJ."
All the trailers until she makes her prediction videos are just elaborate deepfakes, and the SECOND she drops the vid, the writing process begins.
Deku Bro “Get that girl a contract!”
Maybe Hasbro follows suit and bases My Little Pony G5 on Friendship is Witchcraft.
"Kill me"
"no"
*Kills him*
*The resistance wins*
what
I think it's because she died at the same time, so his soul was just gone.
@@SailorOrbiter "DAMN IT! The ONE thing I didn't plan for!"
Ah ah ah!
"Hey, JJ, how we end the final fight?"
"Ehm...We can...I don't know...Ehm...Why don't we copy a previous film? It worked so well whit episode seven."
The writers were just incompetent from start to finish, over the whole trilogy, it's astonishing they took so little care of their billion dollar franchise. Anything would do, no quality control, they felt entitled to your money.
She didn't kill him herself, she redirected his force lightning against him, so essentially she forced him to kill himself. I thought it was pretty obvious that's what the writers were going for when I first watched the movie but considering I haven't seen anyone else talk about this interpretation I'm second guessing myself idk
man the ending of this video always gets me. there's nothing more heartbreaking than taking the passion out of a fan
Yeah that line about being made to feel dumb for having been excited is like a punch to the gut. And I just realized that her 'first' Star Wars Land video came out before this movie and there's been no update since. I genuinely wonder if the absolute disappointment of this movie basically took the wind out of her sails.
@@alice88wa There's nothing left to say about Star Wars. The prequels were bad, this stuff is even worse arguably. So it hasn't been good since 1983 for me.
I wonder how many people who love this channel feel that way about the OG fans who object to the lore breaking dumpster fire that is Disney Star Wars as a whole.
"It doesn't matter that she blew up a ship full of prisoners because none of them were named characters" might be THE MOST Star Wars thing in this entire movie.
The real Star Wars: Episode IX: Rise of Skywalker was the Snokes we cloned along the way.
oh god
am i a snokes
dndboy13 we are all snokes
@@Flatcetera It's Snokes all the way down
Snokes on a plane
The rise of Snokes
"I'm Rey"
"Rey who?"
"Rey-Bacca"
"what?"
Hell.yes.
She loves them furry wookie balls
Finally someone to survive Malla, Lumpy and Itchy Bacca.
Cut to the Wookie smashing the guitar video
In short, it would have been nice if they wrote a full story, and not a disjointed chain of barely coherent scenes.
"Also unrelated, but this is stupid" could describe this entire movie
The "Finn is really bad at object permanence" bit would also reinforce the running joke that stormtroopers can't aim, so it's really a win-win
That should've been a genuine thing they did throughout the movies
@@bobsempletank5362 Finn and Poe at the target practice range would be such a good scene
LMK
@@JustinTheGrey let.. me .. know ??
@@witchflowers6942 I definitely fell asleep with autoplay on and somehow managed to leave this comment. Regardless, I stand by my demands. Just let me know.
Lines of dialogue Ben Solo says after his redemption
Ben Solo: "Ow"
it is frustrating yes, but maybe that's a good thing, they'd have ruined it with idiotic dialogue like the rest of the movie. They just let Adam do his thing and I think it worked for the best.
He got blasted by Chewies crossbow, something that sends people flying, and grunted.
But that hurt?
@noisyflowers In my theater it was actually when they kissed then he died for no reason
Tomato Melvin There was a reason... Ben didn’t want to commit to a relationship, so he force faded out real quick.
@@CharlieTooHuman dude really said ow and dipped
THE DEAD SPEAK! Yeah, like Obi-Wan? And Yoda? And Qui-Gonn? Cloning - secrets only the Sith knew. Kaminoans are Sith now? None of this movie made sense and it was a panic button after Carrie Fisher died. They bumped off Luke to clearly focus on Leia, but then reality happened. I don't envy their attempt to salvage this, but man it was just a series of terrible choices across the entire trilogy by Disney. They were already in a bad spot and God was like - I need Carrie to come make me laugh, so good luck Disney.
>Cloning - secrets only the Sith knew. Kaminoans are Sith now?
Oh this is explained.. in an animated series that came out after the movie lmao.
It was literally the worst possible star wars movie. They calculated it mathematically, which is kind of impressive… least impressive.
Fin: "Rey! Rey! Rey! I never told you-"
And then he never did.
It’s a story for another time....
(John Mulaney voice) And then I *didn’t*
He was like Stewie Griffin from Family Guy. - "Mom... Mom... MOM... Mommy... Mommy... Mama... MAMA... Ma... MA..."
This made me laugh more than it should have 🤣
A good question....😑
One thing I'm shocked no one ever talks about is how stupid it is that kylo gets Luke's lightsaber and rey gets leia's. Rey was following what luke wanted for her, she wanted to be part of Luke's family. Kylo was called back from the dark side by his mother, and he never forgave Luke trying to kill him.
The only reason I see for them getting their repsective lightsaber is because one was a ""boy"" lightsaber and the other was a ""girl"" lightsaber.
(I realize this is 7 months late, but w/e)
Also the amusing notion that Kylo takes up this saber like it's Excalibur, having thrown away his own one. The most notable deeds done pre-ST with that weapon are the crippling of Mace Windu, the summary execution of Count Dooku and the dismemberment of a a room full of children.
THANK YOU
Also i wish they were at least different colors because it was very hard to tell which was which during that scene
@@JohannDakitsch It also didn't help that they were using blue sabers in a very blue place - amusing as Luke's saber was green because Lucas and Marquand realised they were shooting its first appearance against a blue sky and changed the colour for that reason.
Added to that, Kylo's fight with the Knights is pretty incoherent and they're all dudes in black with weapons that don't light up (anyone else find it weird that they didn't get vibro/plasma blades like Snoke's guards?)
I guess, it all comes down to the notion that Leia is a Skywalker. I think what JJ tried to do: Make a story in which Leia Organa accepts herself as a Skywalker. Like, accept Luke as his brother and accepts Vader as someone who was redeemed.
Abrams seemed to be obsessed in closing abandoned storylines from the Original Trilogy, and this probably is one of them. I speculate that there were lots of scenes about Leia coming to terms with her legacy that were left behind. So, Rey does it for her.
TRoS is about Leia (and the Jedi) using Rey as a puppet, so this idea wouldn't be so crazy.
The Rise of Skywalker feels like a Zach Snyder movie. Things happened but you felt none of it.
"Rey, honey, your parents also just left in a blue honda civic. It's not the same one." 🤣😭💀
"REY!"
"REY!"
"WHAT, FINN?!"
"Hi"
"WWRRRAAAAAAAAAAAEEEY" - John Boyega, 2015-2019
Is that a Stewie Griffin reference?
"danger zooone"
@@nasher931 Woooo!
@@Tymanus666 More like that Spongebob episode where Patrick joined Spongebob in Boating School.
“What’s your name?”
“Rey”
“You’re alone? I guess you’re... Rey Solo.”
That's what I was thinking in that moment!😂
Cambie X
That would have been something.
I wasnt the only one 😂
good one. 👍
This would have made that moment at least a little easier to swallow.
14:15 Somebody get Evermore Park on phone about this! These guys have maps!
love your channel so much. you have a wonderful energy and sense of humor about yourself. and a sharp eye for media, it's wonderful
"I'm Rey"
"Rey Who?"
"Rey William Johnson"
Rey Parker Jr. I mean she did bust a sort of ghost in this one.
*stabs kylo*
🎵Just the tip
Shit that’s a deep cut
=3
"I'm just sayin'"
I had to go back and watch it, but she really does say, "she's not on Jakku"
which is literally the second worst thing you could say, right behind, "she's on Jakku" if you're trying to hide your daughter on Jakku.
I thought she was doing a jedi mind trick but that might have just been me trying to make sense of a movie that doesn't make a lot of sense. If she's not doing a mind trick...why would she say that?! Yeesh
She's on jakku might be better, cuz they would think you surely wouldn't give it up that easy
@@CalebRogers808 bwahahaha
@@bookshelfhoney she wasn’t doing a mind trick, neither of Rey’s parents had force powers and the one who would is her dad who was palpatines son(clone?).
🤣
"Im Rey"
"Rey who?"
"Rey fly now"
Shocking how movies turn out badly when you do the filming first and the writing second… or never.
Kylo to Rey: “Your parents were nobodies... from a certain point of view.”
Kylo was just trying to insult Rey. I'm sure he would have said they were nobody no matter who they were.
Is that proof that Kylo Ren is actually Obi-Wan's descendant? Leia managed to entertain the old bloke? I mean, he's real name IS Ben after all...
@@Itheadon please
@@nemo_of_napa just kidding ofc :)
"aw come one I was KINDA right lol" - Kylo Ren