+THE UNETHICAL ETHICIST I personally think that the Drunken Peasants knocking Brett Keane is getting kind of old. I agree he's an asshole, but if he's rally so worthless, why do the Peasants keep talking about him so much?
That's another thing, I think he's doing it intentionally to make the Peasants talk about him and they keep falling for it. I think he believes that if he can make people on one of the most popular podcasts in existence talk about him constantly, it will make him seem more relevant than he really is and eventually, it will increase traffic to his channel, especially among hardcore religious viewers since this is seen primarily as an Atheist podcast, the religious racists will think, "well if these heathen Atheists hate him, he must be someone worth listening to". In the episode they did before this one, they sat there bashing him for over an hour.
Now this is what I'm talking about, the DP style of old. I was starting to loose faith in the show but this is doubtlessly the best DP episode in recent history.
+Anthony Sacarello If Brett donates that 1000 dollars to cancer research or some shit I will legitimately think he's a cool dude who just can't help but sabotage himself on UA-cam.
Bret Keene really is the master of passive-aggressive tactics. He can rile people up and to the uninitiated with Bret Keene, they appear to be the bad guy 'attacking' the victim.
I was going to wait a few days to watch this episode, but when I saw the title, I couldn't contain my excitement and giggled like a little school girl.
+Game Taff Me too, if anything for cracking a genuine smile for one moment in his life; for once not being a complete scum fuck. It gives me hope for the future.
"Chili No Cheese, Chili No Cheese. I'm Brett Keane I'm a bag of sleaze. Bottom of the Internet's where I live. HEY! I have Water Headed Kids. I'm a Manatee." - Paul's Ego's freestyle rap from DP Post-Show #237.
Really hoping that some of the DP fans attending the meet up have a concealed carry permit and keep a close eye on Joseph. As someone who at one point had pretty radical Christian ideas, Joseph's videos are pretty worrying.
+WendigoPsychosis Ya, it's bad when I have finals tommorrow and I'm worried about this whole Joseph debacle than I am about the tests. I want to just pass him off as a troll, but the fact that he actually came all the way down there, has crazy radical believes, and seems pretty mental all around has me kinda worried. I just know he's gonna try some shit. The whole "crazy person uploading a video on youtube before going on a killing spree" shit has happened many times before.
***** I don't believe he is a troll, but the very best intentions he could've had is to get them to cancel the meet up. The thought that he could be a legit threat is a big worry to me though.
Honestly from watching that video and knowing what kind of mindset he's in, it sounds like he's planning on doing something that his brain is telling him is wrong but he thinks that it's what God wants. It sounds to me like he's thinking "If God doesn't want me to [insert fucked up thing here], he'll stop me from going to the meet up".
I have sympathy for those who are unable to change their lot in life..brett not only made the choices who made him like this but actively continues the downward spiral. He's also a spiteful and duplicitous person also he's got not much empathy nor sympathy for others. So with that in mind why should anyone feel sorry for him? By far my biggest issue with him is he seems utterly devoid of any integrity whatsoever.
"I don't suspect I'll get even a dollar but it sure would help with cleaning supplies around the house." - Brett Keane's "Goal description" on patreon. Haha, this episode was one of the best so far! PaulsEgo brought it home.
So Marteli took a brisk walk past the meetup, then ran away. Pretty anticlimactic. He's now making videos about how they're pussies for not facing him. There's something genuinely wrong in his head, hope he gets help.
Damn good episode guys well done. #WheresScotty Love how you were all tough on the phone and soon as it's all over everyone's like 'You shit yourselves too?' XD Love the honesty guys, keep it up.
I like watching Brett Keane whenever I feel depressed. One look at him, and it's like, "Damn, welp I guess my life is not so bad, now is it."
BURN
+THE UNETHICAL ETHICIST True. I have depression and body dismorphic disorder. Thinking that I certainly don't look like a snorting walrus is helping.
+THE UNETHICAL ETHICIST I personally think that the Drunken Peasants knocking Brett Keane is getting kind of old. I agree he's an asshole, but if he's rally so worthless, why do the Peasants keep talking about him so much?
That's another thing, I think he's doing it intentionally to make the Peasants talk about him and they keep falling for it. I think he believes that if he can make people on one of the most popular podcasts in existence talk about him constantly, it will make him seem more relevant than he really is and eventually, it will increase traffic to his channel, especially among hardcore religious viewers since this is seen primarily as an Atheist podcast, the religious racists will think, "well if these heathen Atheists hate him, he must be someone worth listening to". In the episode they did before this one, they sat there bashing him for over an hour.
Of course he does and I'm sure they're well aware. They just don't care if he's getting traffic. Why would they?
Dude, they got Brett Keane to show his teeth, and had a crazy guy on the phone LIVE and called him on his shit, this is the fucking best podcast ever.
I never thought an hour long frozen frame of a bald dude in a red shirt could be so entertaining lol.
The fact TJ has to tell fans not to bring bananas is one of the best examples of why DP fans are the best.
SaikoRhythm It's a broad spectrum.
"I want to do a documentary about you."
"Will I have flippers and swim in the sea?"
Did....did Brett just bust a zinger?
Every Brett appearance episode is like a special occasion for me :3
This was one of the best episodes ever!
There is a clear love-hate relationship between DP and Brett. I love it.
Brandon Smith Nah DP can exist without fucking Brett Keane but Brett would be even more done if it wasn't for DP.
it's a very particular situation
Brett Keane is a Legend. History may forget his name (lets be honest it never knew his name to begin with), but I, will never forget
#IWasThere
His aquatic mammal soul will forever dwell in the heart of Festus continuing to fester in his duplicitous greatness.
I cried laughing at the Martelli part hahahahahahahahah that guy is a fucking lunatic!!
+LordAztahoth His personality is the reason there are so many trolls on the internet.
It was exactly like that COME AT ME BRA episode of South Park hahahah
Brett Keane was such a good sport
+imspidermannomore because 1000 dollars was on the line
"The Man Behind the Manatee"
Matinee or Manatee?
The Manatee matinee... Situajoirn.
"Lightening hit a booger on a rock." - Brett Keane is a National Treasure
Can we just talk about how Brett is fucking toothless?
Literally or just in general?
He's not even 40 and he has no fucking teeth.
+Evan Waffle maybe he should invest in dentures
lmfao
+Joe Smith well that would be a start. I would say cosmetic implants but I doubt tj would give him enough. #savebrettsteeth
Hearing Tommy from the Bronx bully Joseph Martelli is a high that I repeatedly come back to this episode for
One of your best episodes in a while IMO
Paul > "Everyone needs to be here"
> Scotty is not there
Says a lot about scotty i guess :P
+Godless Engineer #banscotty
oh i knew you're watching this show!
k
+Tinyman11 >>thinks every arrow he sees on the internet is lay maymay arrows from muh secret club
>>uses memes as humor
Now this is what I'm talking about, the DP style of old. I was starting to loose faith in the show but this is doubtlessly the best DP episode in recent history.
+mapagatu never loose faith
this was the best episode yet, i was expecting brett to just pop in real quick. he stayed for quite a while
I have a weird sympathy for Brett Keane... WHY? AM I THE ONLY ONE
+Anthony Sacarello your not its ok
+Anthony Sacarello If Brett donates that 1000 dollars to cancer research or some shit I will legitimately think he's a cool dude who just can't help but sabotage himself on UA-cam.
+Anthony Sacarello I have that with ill people
There must be a camp for that.
+Jack Doe cancer research is a scam, High amounts of cannabis kills cancer cells that with being vegan is great against cancer
Soon to be trending : the Columbus massacre
😅RIP peasants....😢
The Amazing Theist killed for his beliefs.
+Shoji Tabuchi v2.0
+Shoji Tabuchi bunch of atheists murdered? that wont make the news
Stephen Quinn Idk some crazy guy killing a bunch of people at an arcade because he was offended. Just might make a 2 second mention on the news.
I'm going to protest on Election Day against the two party system.
Thanks
+Idle Thought damn right.
"Brett Keane will see that I'm not a scammer". That's almost poetic, stay tuned kids.
Back Many Months Later to see it again .. this was one of the most pulsating , kickass episodes of DPP ..
Nice to see jim, my overlord again
Fuck Jim, annoying try hard fuck.
#BanJimAss #HeilKasierScotty
He needs his own channel with more content, that guy could get so much more love
#theAssRemembers
+JustinBieber Ok Justin Bieber
You guys are great and this recent show was amazing.
best DPP episode in a while. Insane ramblings of Moseph Jartelli, the Keanester makes his return, and the glorious JIM ASS appears.
Bret Keene really is the master of passive-aggressive tactics. He can rile people up and to the uninitiated with Bret Keene, they appear to be the bad guy 'attacking' the victim.
Best episode in a long time.
That was a 1000$ moment. I actually do hope he gets that money lol
I was going to wait a few days to watch this episode, but when I saw the title, I couldn't contain my excitement and giggled like a little school girl.
We need more Brett on the show. He is an endless source of entertainment.
I swear.. Trump is looking more like Emperor Palpatine every time he appears in public.
+The JK4 Network He hasn't gone full Deathstar at least
+Madway first step wall.
+Madway yet
+Void153 Dark side degradation from deep immersion in the dark side soon he will be a pile of pale orange wrinkles
+Void153 I think Trump is able to shoot lightning bolts aswell :/
*"Behind the Manatee"* coming this summer to a cinema near you ...
rated R for graphic content (aka gigantic double chins and warts)
"Made me cry." IGN
"Who the hell is Brett Keane?" Rolling Stones
"This is an interesting particular individual situation." Rotten Tomatoes
+Madway "Reminds me I'm going to die one day" Some guy
Brett is finally the 5th drunken peasent #BrettTheStalionPeasant.
This was one of my all time favorite episodes!! It was just so involved and crazy! My
This was a great episode, was great live going into Bretts stream.
This is still one of the best episodes
Just having both Brett and Jartelli on live makes this the best episode.
Period.
The French Vanilla Connection: "It's either, or it's both"
!!!
Brett Keane has a Cloaca!
This is amazing. It's like a cross-channel boarding party.
TJ and Paul playing good cop/ bad cop is hilarious
I hope they actually do give Brett the $1000! hahaha. One of the greatest episodes in a long time chaps!
+Game Taff Me too, if anything for cracking a genuine smile for one moment in his life; for once not being a complete scum fuck. It gives me hope for the future.
Last time I came this early... I got a 15 year sentence situation
That's a very particular situation
I hope the victim indivigul is alright
+Madway This particular indivijul couldn't handle the french vanilla.
Great episode, It's always so nice when Scotty's not there, i wish he were absent from more episodes, or all of them.
why
+Chyenne Whisman he's annoying
+Andrew J He grows on you though.
He is kinda annoying
Brett, how many times, per shit, do you wipe your ass?
Brett: "Have you ever, heard of G-Man? He told me, seafood comes from the water."
The Brett Keane Cycle should be a shirt.I would buy that shit no questions asked
The best episodes have Brett Keane in them.
this is such an underrated episode
#WeWereThere2
all UA-cam drama and no macN'cheese makes Brett a dull manatee.
Paul and Brett's comedy hour is my favorite part of DP
DORN GET ME MY SANDWICH
Brett was actually pretty cool this time
Best episode so far! Loved this guys!
Provide as much video footage of the meet up as you can in case you don't do a Friday show.
Every episode with Brett is amazing
I didn't know who Brett was the first time I saw this, and I felt bad for him.
This time watching it I feel like Paul was going way too easy on him.
"don't ask him too questions at once" Brett can't handle it
This was a great show!
21:12
Paul: "Get down, TJ!"
someone animate this as the shoot/meet out
I didn't watch this live just so I could fast forward through the manatee jumpscare. I just can't take it anymore .
I want to see a Paul's Ego and Tommy from the bronx detective show. Paul is the Sherlock, Tommy is the muscle.
Fuck yeah, dude
BEST DP EVER!!!!!!!!
Brett Keane was actually funny. I don't know how, but he was.
I agree. I feel dirty.
I’m here chillin in my hotel room what you gonna do about it! 💁🏻♂️
'Ruining the Manatee's hangout' should be a new segment
That was an amazing show!
35:58 - "The Drunken Peasants Grocery Store"
That'd be a new one!
Man, what a great final episode to end a podcast!
Brett needs to become the 5th Peasant. Every episode would be entertaining.
The part with Brett was pretty good.
i seriously hope joseph martelli doesnt go shoot up the dp meet up
He won't
"I need to go get my dentures "
Thank you guys for using my picture for your thumbnail. I really appreciate it!
+Goku14635 I challenge you to a bitch boy slap fight
44:10 "The thousand is coming your way Brett"
this is one of those episodes that make you wonder if brett and the dp's really are friends
I'm starting to think the whole Brett Keane thing is a charade. He's a character, created by the DP, that they use as a bit or an angle.
Brett's first sentence on the show: "What's going ORN?"
This was epic, made my day
I ran to the restroom to brush and floss my teeth as soon as i saw brett's teeth. I don't wanna end up like him.
hahaha this was a hell of a interesting episode, I'm glad you guys could reach JM at the end, it was perfect!
I miss the stupid ads.
Wait.. Jim Ass' real name is Peter? My life is a lie!!!
"Chili No Cheese, Chili No Cheese. I'm Brett Keane I'm a bag of sleaze. Bottom of the Internet's where I live. HEY! I have Water Headed Kids. I'm a Manatee."
- Paul's Ego's freestyle rap from DP Post-Show #237.
Really hoping that some of the DP fans attending the meet up have a concealed carry permit and keep a close eye on Joseph. As someone who at one point had pretty radical Christian ideas, Joseph's videos are pretty worrying.
+WendigoPsychosis Ya, it's bad when I have finals tommorrow and I'm worried about this whole Joseph debacle than I am about the tests. I want to just pass him off as a troll, but the fact that he actually came all the way down there, has crazy radical believes, and seems pretty mental all around has me kinda worried. I just know he's gonna try some shit. The whole "crazy person uploading a video on youtube before going on a killing spree" shit has happened many times before.
Hate to be "that guy" asking for like on his own comment, but please thumbs up the comment so that it's more likely to be seen by permit holders.
*****
I don't believe he is a troll, but the very best intentions he could've had is to get them to cancel the meet up. The thought that he could be a legit threat is a big worry to me though.
+Nightwingfan9515 I can't find his channels can you please give me a link thank you
Honestly from watching that video and knowing what kind of mindset he's in, it sounds like he's planning on doing something that his brain is telling him is wrong but he thinks that it's what God wants. It sounds to me like he's thinking "If God doesn't want me to [insert fucked up thing here], he'll stop me from going to the meet up".
This was the best episode! Jim ass is my fucking favorite!
I hope this becomes one of the most highly rated videos!!!!
This was definitely one of your greatest episodes of all time. Brett, Jim, and Joseph all in 2 hours?! How do you top that?
I love how paul bulldozed keane
What Paul is having to go through just to reach a hangout is like the plot to a movie.
Aww... Joseph Martini is talking like he's big... das so adorbs... I just wanna pinch his cheeks... :3
Your everything is cancer.
I weep for those who have to deal with you.
+Jar-head Tsteak they probably wanted to see if there really is a dick smaller than TJ's.
Brett Keane: The Rise and Fall of The Manatee Individual Situation. Coming to a Drunken Peasants Podcast near you January 5, 2024.
Lmao " Behind the Manatee". Hahahaha
Man this was DP and the Goober Squad tonight.
Am I the only one who feels bad for Brett at this point
No. I legitimately get depressed just thinking about him.
+Chandler Gaydos DP just beating the dead matinee as usual. Antagonizing the same group of idiots three times a week.
+Chandler Gaydos It's a sad story of a man possessed by envy
Not Kent Hovind He's just an old man. Let him waddle off into the sunset.
I have sympathy for those who are unable to change their lot in life..brett not only made the choices who made him like this but actively continues the downward spiral. He's also a spiteful and duplicitous person also he's got not much empathy nor sympathy for others. So with that in mind why should anyone feel sorry for him? By far my biggest issue with him is he seems utterly devoid of any integrity whatsoever.
"I don't suspect I'll get even a dollar but it sure would help with cleaning supplies around the house." - Brett Keane's "Goal description" on patreon. Haha, this episode was one of the best so far! PaulsEgo brought it home.
I always like the video when you start the information segment :)
This is the best show ever
You can taste the alcohol in the Not Your Father's Root Beer.
So Marteli took a brisk walk past the meetup, then ran away. Pretty anticlimactic. He's now making videos about how they're pussies for not facing him. There's something genuinely wrong in his head, hope he gets help.
Damn straight
Damn good episode guys well done. #WheresScotty
Love how you were all tough on the phone and soon as it's all over everyone's like 'You shit yourselves too?' XD
Love the honesty guys, keep it up.
Umm they were obviously joking about being scared.