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How do you not have the best one in here? Johnny Cage- Shadow kick beats flying kick Liu Kang- Bicycle kick beats shadow kick Johnny Cage- But a nut punch wins the day
@@PsyrenXYWhich one? "Serve me and conquer realms!" "Name one realm you control." "Sharp tongue for a dead man." Or: "A Kahn with no throne." "I will reclaim it!" "From beyond the grave?"
Can't believe you didn't include this infernal roast: Shao Kahn: Join me and conquer realms! Noob Saibot: Name one realm you control. Shao Kahn: Sharp tongue, for a dead man.
Which is honestly pretty true to Mileena's character. She's not as skilled as Kitana or Jade but she's feral enough to be both unpredictable and brutal in combat
Dvorah: “What was it you said before?” Cassie: “You’re the bug, I’m the windshield.” Dvorah: “This one breaks windshields!” It took her 4 years to come up with that one, huh?
Liu Kang and Johnny are like those two buddies where one lies to the other when both know it's a lie 😂 "I admire Sonya's strategic mind" "It's not her mind you're admiring." "It's true."
Jax: _"Man, Scorpion toasted you."_ Noob: _"Ermac ripped off your arms."_ Jax: _"But I survived, you didn't."_ Noob: _"This is coming from the guy who got killed by Sindel."_ Jax: _"..."_
This one's my favorite because even though Jax gets the last word it seems like he's coping more than anything. I think it's the fact that Noob isn't even trying very hard to be mean, he literally just said some shit that happened.
At least Bi-Han fought for his life, meanwhile Jax would have died bleeding out and crying in pain if it wasn't for Sonya who was there to save him when his arms got ripped. Actually Jax didn't stand a chance against Ermac, Bi-Han fought against Scorpion but sadly lost and got killed
@@TheLicheQueen Hsu Hao was basically a Diet Coke version of Kano. He's officially the worst MK character of all times (which says alot considering we have Frost and D'Vorah in that list too). Also fun fact: When Erron Black tosses a bag with someone's head in his intro in MK11 - that's Hsu Hao's head
Even while watching this video I still see intros that I've never seen before, NRS/WB did a beyond-fantastic job with their intros/outros in MK11. They are the best fighting game company PERIOD!
In the Mk3 he never lost his arms, they were just exoimplants. They changed it in the animated movie (goro rip them off), in the live action (subzero freeze and smash them) and in the new timeline, ermac was the one.
Liu Kang: You learned nothing at the Wu Shi. Kung Lao: I learned I'm better than the best Liu Kang: Have you been drinking with Bo' Rai Cho? HOLY COMEBACK check at 1:32
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How do you not have the best one in here?
Johnny Cage- Shadow kick beats flying kick
Liu Kang- Bicycle kick beats shadow kick
Johnny Cage- But a nut punch wins the day
The best one is Noob vs. Shao
@@PsyrenXYWhich one?
"Serve me and conquer realms!"
"Name one realm you control."
"Sharp tongue for a dead man."
Or:
"A Kahn with no throne."
"I will reclaim it!"
"From beyond the grave?"
@@alunbuss7877Yes.
Can't believe you didn't include this infernal roast:
Shao Kahn: Join me and conquer realms!
Noob Saibot: Name one realm you control.
Shao Kahn: Sharp tongue, for a dead man.
My favorite is
Noob Saibot: "You have no family."
Skarlet: "Yes, I am an orphan, Bi-Han."
Noob Saibot: "Then who will mourn you?"
What is Bi han problem with orphans?😅
like fr, orphans didn't do anything to him-
“Your power won’t stop me, Liu Kang”
“It has done so twice before”
“N-nuh uh”
I loved how you started the whole thing up with the Fujin/Kano one. It's definitely the smoothest of all. Thanks for that detail, my man
Jax: Bish you got toasted
Noob: Bish you got no arms
Jax: Bish you DEAD
Lmao
The most wholesome moments in this video were Shao Khan standing up for Mileena and Cassie standing up for her dad. 🥺
Frost: What do you see when you look at me?
Jacqui: A cheap, second-gen knockoff.
Frost: I said look at me, not you.
Frost destroyed her ass😂
Noob: “Tarkatan blood taints you”
Mileena: “It makes me the perfect warrior”
Noob: “The perfect savage perhaps”
Which is honestly pretty true to Mileena's character. She's not as skilled as Kitana or Jade but she's feral enough to be both unpredictable and brutal in combat
Spawn: Last giant bug I met tried to eat me.
D'vorah: You speak of the Phlebiacs?
Spawn: Of course you uglies know each other...
Dvorah: “What was it you said before?”
Cassie: “You’re the bug, I’m the windshield.”
Dvorah: “This one breaks windshields!”
It took her 4 years to come up with that one, huh?
To be fair, I imagine Kytinn aren't the type to know much about comedy and comebacks.
The sad part, it was a super weak comeback
And D’Vorah was too late
@@IkeFanBoy64They are said to be a solitary species to some extent.
@@TheTenk Hence the poor humor
Shao Khan: Raiden chooses champions Poorly
Liu Kang: Then how did I kill you
Shao Khan:Now you die
Shao Khan was so upset about taking Ls from Liu Kang he didn’t even have a comeback. Just “shut up 😠”
Everybody roasts Shao in this game 😂
They went creative for each of the dialogues. Now that's what makes an NRS game absolute perfection.
0:42 Liu Kang is AWESOME! 😂 He owned Shao Kahn. Yet another reason why he's the champ!
"quiet Earthrealmer"
Liu Kang and Johnny are like those two buddies where one lies to the other when both know it's a lie 😂
"I admire Sonya's strategic mind"
"It's not her mind you're admiring."
"It's true."
Execute order 66
The Clones: 4:58
" you raised a fine duaghter " -kotal kon
" im just suprised as you" -jonny cage
0:16 one of the most burning roasts any kombatants can have.
Jax really said "lol you're dead" 💀😭
Jax: _"Man, Scorpion toasted you."_
Noob: _"Ermac ripped off your arms."_
Jax: _"But I survived, you didn't."_
Noob: _"This is coming from the guy who got killed by Sindel."_
Jax: _"..."_
"And who got kicked into the Soulnado by Nightwolf like a bitch?"
"...shut up and fight me already"
@@BadassHater1 And would've got his soul sucked out by Shang Tsung had Fujin not intervene to kick his ass himself.
This one's my favorite because even though Jax gets the last word it seems like he's coping more than anything. I think it's the fact that Noob isn't even trying very hard to be mean, he literally just said some shit that happened.
Sindel killed literally everyone.
At least Bi-Han fought for his life, meanwhile Jax would have died bleeding out and crying in pain if it wasn't for Sonya who was there to save him when his arms got ripped. Actually Jax didn't stand a chance against Ermac, Bi-Han fought against Scorpion but sadly lost and got killed
As smn who grew up with a tough lil sister, I felt it when he said "they taught me to hit back"
Man, Scorpion toasted you 😂😂💀💔💔 most savage dialogue
Noob: i mean ermac ripped your arms tho
But I survived, you didn’t
yeah cuz you had sonya and kuai liang to save you while bi han had quan chi encouraging scorpion
@@aydanbaubec4837 true
“You got roasted”
“No arms”
“No life”
Batman: I can’t bring myself to kill the Joker! It would be-
Cassie: No worries! *loads guns* I got this.
Fujin roasted Kano to kingdom come with two words
I still don't get it? Is being compared to Hsu Hao such a bad thing?
@@TheLicheQueenhes the most hated character in all the franchise to the point the creators dont like him
@@gigan7169 ok so when Fujin called Kano that, he was saying that everyone hated him.
@@TheLicheQueen yes it's the ultimate disrespect
@@TheLicheQueen Hsu Hao was basically a Diet Coke version of Kano. He's officially the worst MK character of all times (which says alot considering we have Frost and D'Vorah in that list too). Also fun fact: When Erron Black tosses a bag with someone's head in his intro in MK11 - that's Hsu Hao's head
I didn’t know Baraka could make some roast 2:00
Terminator roasted the hell out of Baraka 😂😂
Baraka learned a thing or two from Johnny Cage.
Damn, Liu didnt Give A Shit, Roasting Shao Kahn And Mileena In That Third Intro 😂
The One With Erron Black And Noob Saibot Is My Favorite.. GOTDAMN, Your voice sounds like nails on a chalkboard 😂
Oh hell no
Even while watching this video I still see intros that I've never seen before, NRS/WB did a beyond-fantastic job with their intros/outros in MK11. They are the best fighting game company PERIOD!
5:03 The two most arrogant people meet each other
I laughed at that one. Battle of the delusions.
Liu Kang and Sub Zero: *laughs*
Frost: You face the greatest Lin Kuei
Kung Lao: You face the greatest Shao Lin
Frost: Then why am I fighting you and not Liu Kang?
Kung Lao: I could say the same about you to Sub Zero
@@myusername3689 funny - i thought they could band together over the severe superiority complex they both have. It's almost on the same level.
@@BadassHater1At least Kung Lao beat some notable opponents. Frost gets her ass kicked by most of the roster
Her name's Frost but she has no fucking chill 😂
Noob: Name one realm you conquer 😅
Bi-Han has some great comebacks in this game.
@@GingerZombie29you should see N- word one.
@@KingFaisal2006😂😂😂😂😂
You always come up with the best dialogues to make compilation of. You're such a genius at that, my man. Keep them coming just like this!
how is he a genius when it’s work of NRS?
3:28 coming from d vorah this means nothing
“ Said the candle to the Wind “
Noob should've said "how did sindels heel feel?"
Jax: I dunno. How did Nightwolf's?
There's a nice roasting between D'Vorah and Kotal. About their affair and Jade.
I'm sure it was in mkx when they fucked
2:03 She Roasts Everyone.
Have you been drinking with Bo Rai Cho😂😂 I need that on a shirt
Sucks MK1 won’t have this kind of banter going forward. It’s my favorite thing about the games.
When D'Vorah says "It is better than yours" in the context of foul smell, then you should know you screwed up real bad.
My boy Baraka wasted no time with Frost
goood vid my man!! the kano one was cool!!! keep up the good work
Rain: didn't shao kahn kill you?
Kung lao: DIDN'T KOTAL KAHN KILL YOU?
*like water i slipped through his fingers*
I love cassie’s “sup” when she comes down from the helicopter
Sheeesh,the one between baraka and d'vorah was something else
0:26 Frost's delusions of grandeur disgust me to to no end, but I gotta give credit where credit is due with that comeback.
Never knew her eyes moved 6:44
1:25 the ermac one is canon 😂 I was like which one is cannon? Goro ripping off his arms or ermac
Hey, alternate timelines
MK11 timeline it's Ermac
No idea how it happens in MK1
@@PsyrenXYjax might not even be the one to lose his arms in mk1
In the Mk3 he never lost his arms, they were just exoimplants. They changed it in the animated movie (goro rip them off), in the live action (subzero freeze and smash them) and in the new timeline, ermac was the one.
I miss these interactions.
This gives more life to them than the MK1 interactions.
3:45 D’Vorah think she ate lmao 😭
Ohhh Liu Kang sorted out Shao Khan good and proper with "Says the man who chose Mileena?" 😅
Would ya settle for me sausage?
crazy how cassie is the main one on here
"I spit on the Shaolin"
Sorry, where's the 'savage comeback ' there?
Man, the writers were working overtime! :D
Cassie: Hey! That cheap beer is my dad!
Sonya: Which says what about you, exactly?
Cassie: ...
5:10 felt that
The movie references in this game are an outright love letter to the fans~ 😁😁😁
Can't believe you missed Mileena's & Rain interaction:
R: You must miss being Kahnum
M: I enjoyed its glamorous life
R: A pity you won't have it again
7:15 Your Name Means Dung Heap In My Tongue
What do u see when you look at me
A cheap second gen knock off
I said look at me not u
Gaezus
MK dialogues = roasts.
6:10 Movie reference
"A cheap second gen knock-off"
"I said ME, not YOU!"
Frost may be cold, but she's spitting fire.
Baraka should have said something along the lines of “that’s high praise coming from you, maggot”, to the D’vorah for an opening line haha
6:03 THAT WAS A REFERENCE!!!
You forgor the best one.
*Name one realm you control.*
😂😂😂okay frost, one point for you😂😂😂😂
D’Vorah: *calls someone disgusting
… ¿Have you ever looked on a mirror?
Like I get Mileena is disgusting too, still… not the best person to say it.
Bro called kabo hsu hao lmao
1:10 Wish I grew up there lol
with the whole neck break on Kung lao, i don't understand how that wasn't cheating? surely the elder gods wouldn't allow that?
The thumbnail 💀
cassie cage: those teeth could use a dentist
baraka: i pick my own woman
cassie cage: that explains your gingivitis
thanks bro i couldnt see the video
It's criminal you didn't add the roast Spawn did to Shao Kahn.
I mean frost is a roast queen
Roast King is Spawn followed by Noob
AWESOME VIDEO!
A better comeback for Cassie over Kung Lao would have been: "No, I beat Shinnok, remember?"
Well that wouldn't work, cause Kung Lao also surpassed his ancestor.
Baraka insult to Dvorah was better then her reply
Liu Kang: You learned nothing at the Wu Shi.
Kung Lao: I learned I'm better than the best
Liu Kang: Have you been drinking with Bo' Rai Cho?
HOLY COMEBACK check at 1:32
Frost be spittin everywhere
I know this is about roasts, but I think it’s sweet that Shao Kahn cares enough about Mileena to call her his daughter AND to defend her as such.
Well they really have come a long way from the old PS1 game that I played
how does d'vorah know what a windshield is? does she drive? did she look it up on the internet?
Should we talk about Frost going southern on Kung Lao
Hey dude nice video
Devorah was popping off.
1:38 💀💀
1:20😂😂
Shame this kind of back-and-forth won’t be in 1
so many SUP
Cassie: Sup *bubblegum pop*
"I grew up around tough women"
"Didn't they teach you respect?"
"They taught me to hit back"
That... actually explains a lot.
3:09 😂
Lol scrotal Khan
Hsu hao is crazy
ok i hate d'vorah but u gotta admit she has some impressive comebacks
So no neck jokes for in the official game?
Shao Kahn: How is your neck, Kung Lao?
Kung Lao: You won't get your hands on it again.
Shao Kahn: We both know better than that.