@@vladcrow4225 religion will always exist as long as people find meaning in it. It can have a way of filling an emptiness you didn't really know you had. I grew up catholic and gave it up, didn't see the point. I'm now Norse pagan and it just feels right.
alien#1?:"nah that priest was full of crap." alien#2: "yeah they aint shi-" alien#3: "oh sweet heavens the humans are demons." alien#1: "what happened?!?" alien#3:" i saw a human play a string instructment while another made the reptile sqeel like a pig." alien#2: "well, i got to go and send an apology letter to the priest and ask for some wards to keep the humans away."
@@anonymouse2675 shhh....let them think it works for a minute so they relax: i love the look on their faces when they find out they dont work at all. plus, it gives more impact when you give the booty warrior speech to them
Right when I heard the captain say, "Or you will learn our ships namesake" I immediately realized the ships true name was Fuck Around and Find Out, love it!
So... in the second story, an alien priest saw the human gods from different cultures and they warned him to NOT attack humanity or else they will burn everything. And when the lizard people did attack humanity, not only the humans destroyed the reptiles, but the human gods completely annihilated the lizard's gods? Brutal :V
here's the trick to deal with pirates : make sure you have so many guns that the pirates have to sacrifice cargo space for weapons to be able to take you on, the less cargo space means less profit meaning it's not worth pirating.
@@xxXXRAPXXxx Aye, agree on ya, lad. They should go back to the old ways of arming their merchant ships. Even those black gun powder muzzle loading cannon that shoot cannon ball can be a threat to those boats. Or just hire some PMC aboard their ships as escorts.
@@Devourer_of_Worlds not to mention certain pantheons in which all the gods are actually part of one omnipotent god and can theoretically merge back into him.....
@@Darqshadow Let loose the Asguardians. They would be drinking wine out of the skulls of some of their gods in front of the others. Laughing and partying while they kill. Norse gods don't mess around when it is time to war. Remember, their god of wisdom is their primary god of war. When Odin lets loose his wolves, EVERYONE prays the wolves aren't coming for them. Heri and Geri are no joke (Hunger and Gluttony) meanwhile Hugin and Munin (Thought and Memory) fly over head and record the slaughter for posterity.
Story 1: If anything could be called our specialty, might as well make it that Story 2: I sure some people would have gladly given those books for free. The other items, best return those quick after seeing the results.
I can easily guess where the books or even the amulets are from if they’re from the same religions but I dunno about paintings, though even with all of that I have a feeling the amulets are the most dangerous, all except one which is probably a cross but one could just as easily be Celtic which means they just tried to spy on Odin
I would recommend Psalm 94:1-23 or any other veritable sea of various testament. Religion is bloody and it has seen more people killed and its name and almost any other cause. But I love the 40K reference
Thats what lead to early man putting sharpened stones on sticks, and what lead modern man to develope high class explosive ammunition is fully automatic death machine fitted to the human fireing
There’s this one guy in grouches chat “45 kills the body but 45 a.c.p. Kills the soul that’s how you make sure they don’t come back as a Lich” quote from russianbager
“Maxim 37: There is no "overkill." There is only "open fire" and "reload." -The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”. ― Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
Bisect, to cut an object in two, is pronounced with a hard I, and should sound closer to By-sket. The pirate ship was not turned into a "bisquit" a small flat oval pastry or compressed wood disk, as you pronounced the word.
What they forgot to mention was the Luraqi Lesson. During the Battle of Sol, the Luraqi thought it would be a good idea to try to take the UES Monarch as a trophy. She was incomplete, with her weapons scheduled to be installed next Tuesday. All of her other systems were installed, so they thought that they could leisurely beat her polarized hull armor down, board her, slay most of the crew, eat/enslave the survivors, etc. The rest of the Terran fleet was otherwise preoccupied, tripping over themselves to engage the rest of the Luraqi fleet. And so the Luraqi flagship, Merciless Hunter was slowly stalking in on the inactive Terran dreadnought from her aft, thinking that she was unarmed, when she was suddenly bisected from bow to stern by a pair of torch drives. After that, the rest of the Luraqi invasion fleet fell into disarray. Before that, the Luraqi Relentless Stalker-class dreadnaught was feared throughout known space by all. They were designed with one purpose after all: to outgun and outshield anything they couldn't outrun (which was usually the latter, but then they usually did the former in spades. The Relentless Stalker was death incarnate. Commanding officers would elect to self-destruct their ships, rather than allowing themselves and their crews to be subjected to the inevitable torture and enslavement that would await them after the Luraqi EMP bolted their weapons, shields, and propulsions into sparking hunks of space junk. After that, the battle, and then the war, went very badly for the Luraqi. Never before had they encountered a race that could match their ruthlessness and determination fight, no matter the cost. The Luraqi's design ethos was to make their ships large, imposing, and intimidating. The Terrans quickly learned that this came at the cost of maneuverability, and exploited this vulnerability. By the time that the Luraqi realized that their strategies were fatally flawed, it was too late to change them.
The priest was lucky, he did not see Pestilence, Plague, Famine and Death riding their horses leading an army of fanatics and their gods - Kali spreading destruction, angels wielding flaming swords, and the demons, slavering for blood and organs to feast on, putting the bodies on large spits for slow roasting, and the one called Zeus putting foes into a bronze bull - all for grins and giggles. And The Mary warning that they weren't even angry.
Nah. All you need is Odin to let loose his wolves. The Einherjar will be enough, no gods need even get off their arse. Those are the worthy warriors taken to Odin's hall by the Valkyrie, and yes...once one becomes an Einherjar they have the ability to kill a god. Tens of Hundreds of Thousands of warriors...all former humans now imbued with the ability to be reborn every morning should they die, and the ability to kill gods.
For some reason I got the feeling that Mary was the one keeping the “innocent” children to the side so they wouldn’t see what the rest of humanity’s pantheons we’re up to…
the thing i learned with these stories: if you see a redheaded human woman talking to you, it's time to run! (weirdly badass redhead girls is a common theme in HFY)
Not just HFY, 5th Element, Red Sonja, Mara Jade, Alice for Resident Evil Movies, Starfire from Teen Titans (original cartoon), Scarlet from GI Joe just to name a few…badass redheads are a trope because badass redheads are badass and we need more of them!
Redheads are often badass in mythology (actual Norse Mythology Thor is a redhead, as opposed to Marvel Thor who is blonde). It's probably mostly to do with how red is symbolically the color of fire, passion, and blood
Overkill is a term used only by those receiving the whooping. Sufficient force is what it’s called by the ones dishing it out. Remember kids, it’s never a war crime the first time.
* space warfare intern to engineering scientist * see that asteroid over there? Hm? That one over there, the big as fuck one Oh that one? Yeah, what about it? Do you remember 65 million years ago? 65 millio- ooooooohhhh * mischievous E V I L grin * yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesss
What you mean overkill? Some things take more killing than others. When it comes to pirates and other vermin...no such thing as overkill. Making sure they are permanently dead, is only prudent. Blood for the Blood god sculls for kali-ma's necklace! I have told you before, Khorn is just a name mortals call IT. Neither male nor female, it cares not whence the blood flows , only that it does. Whosoever spills blood does it in Khorn's name, no matter the name they call. It is something the anathema never understood. His wars fed the blood god, to the point of tipping the balance. That cannot be ! The gods themselves decree it, The Balance MUST be maintained. Breaking the balance, means the death of all. ALL! Gods men monsters. Everything that lives! It canot be ! I make no claims to titles , but my gift is where He rests His head. Enough said. I do not boast. God sculls are rare,. Its what my fellow acolytes fail to grasp. Quality over quantity.
There is no such thing as overkill. There is only making sure that your enemies are so thoroughly broken and beaten that they will never again raise their weapons against you.
Alien priest: so how about a lil invading? Yaweh: this space goyim boutta know why I was called *The Lord of the Armies* Kali: Fuck Around and Find Out, so please do fuck around because Lord Shiva said I've been a good girl and I need the workout Mother Mary: ....so you see why this would be most unwise, right? Alien priest: wait until I'm done soiling my space britches and I'll be glad to forward your answer
God standeth in the congregation of the mighty; he judgeth among the gods. How long will ye judge unjustly, and accept the persons of the wicked? Defend the poor and fatherless: do justice to the afflicted and needy. Deliver the poor and needy: rid them out of the hand of the wicked. They know not, neither will they understand; they walk on in darkness: all the foundations of the earth are out of course. I have said, Ye are gods; and all of you are children of the most High. But ye shall die like men, and fall like one of the princes. Arise, O God, judge the earth: for thou shalt inherit all the nations. - Psalm 82
Rumor has it that after the war, fashioned Luraqi leather boots became a highly popular item on the market along with other similarly made accessories. >:)
yea and humanity while doing things like warping an asteroid inside of you we will shit-post and say things like "the pirate ship can have a little asteroid as a snack ☺"
Luraqi gods being sent to hell while mother mary (or teresa) cries for them..... thats what it sounded like to me and got me thinkin satan is either always wanting fresh meat for the fire or he really wanted the smoke for the reptiles messin with HIS prey.
Love it how Mary cries in sadness of the massacre done to the aliens because she knows no God of Humanity can any longer manipulate/guide/order them anymore.
All automatic translators for alien races have the same bug. Our embassy really needs to send an official protest to the manufacturer. The device translate " overkill " each time we said " just to be sure ".
Story 1: Yep. Humans are masters at throwing rocks. New tech, new ways to throw them. Or throw bigger ones. Better tech? Throw moons, planets or stars instead.
Can someone tell me who is the weeping lady in white & blue robes? The only one I can associate with that description is the late Mother Teresa. She wore white sari with blue lines during her lifetime as a nun.
The asteroid knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is - whichever is greater - it obtains a difference or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the asteroid from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position that it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is is now the position that it wasn't, and if follows that the position that it was is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation. The variation being the difference between where the asteroid is and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the asteroid must also know where it was. The asteroid guidance computer scenario works as follows: Because a variation has modified some of the information that the asteroid has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it know where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice versa. And by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.
Story 1: I feel like it's a little unfair to threaten an enemy your ship will live up to it's namesake when said name may likely not be understood by them, but then again, that's just a little SNAFU. Story 2: why do I imagine that the visions of that weeping woman in white and blue were accompanied by chants of "You didn't choose peace in life, you will now find peace in death."?
When Kali tells you to shut up and sit down, Zeus and Odin sit down and shut up. How the staring contest with the Virgin Marry went I don't want to know. She could even put Jesus in his place.
The race of the Blood gods. HA I can see it. If these humans had the Warhammer 40k table top game in their world it would only take ONE gamer to turn the entire army into Blood Ravens and Blood Angels all screaming "Blood for the Blood Gods" and "Skulls for the Skull Thrown" as they charge into battle wearing bright red painted heavy armor with skull white helmets.
Story 2: Diplomacy can work if all parties are willing to give it a try, but humans know that the best way to make sure something won't hurt us again is to destroy it. Some might call that overkill, but if you consider that the alternative is death or harm, then it isn't overkill. Interesting... Story 1 also had an overkill component, but again, remember the alternative. Alive, the pirates would continue to prey on others. By killing them, they are not going to be able to hurt and kill anymore people. And the news of the pirate deaths may deter others from committing piracy.
There's no such thing as "overkill". There is simply "firing" and "reloading"! Hmmm... psychic beings who can actually directly communicate with their gods and the gods of others. At least they took the warning seriously. I do wish Odin, Zeus and their pantheons had been mentioned though. I think Thor and Ares would have had some fun.
Story 2:
A pantheon of Humanity's gods invite an alien race to f**k around and find out... they politely (and wisely) decline.
See here the more you fuck around the more you'll find out. Any questions?
Aliens: no no we're ok
Am I the only one, who finds NOT exterminating religious bullshit before going interstellar... strange?
@@vladcrow4225 religion will always exist as long as people find meaning in it. It can have a way of filling an emptiness you didn't really know you had. I grew up catholic and gave it up, didn't see the point. I'm now Norse pagan and it just feels right.
@@vladcrow4225 religion is as much a part of existence as breathing. Even Atheists worship gods, though their gods are themselves.
@@maratuzero News flash: we have a math, which explains everything without need to make up some fairy tales.
Overkill? You surely mean “appropriate response”.
Warning Shot. Gentle Reminder. Polite Cough.
"Overkill? What is this thing you speak of?"
Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom
*LET IT BE*
Underrated comment. Has me crying 😂
i was scouring the comments, because i was going to post this reply.
alien#1?:"nah that priest was full of crap."
alien#2: "yeah they aint shi-"
alien#3: "oh sweet heavens the humans are demons."
alien#1: "what happened?!?"
alien#3:" i saw a human play a string instructment while another made the reptile sqeel like a pig."
alien#2: "well, i got to go and send an apology letter to the priest and ask for some wards to keep the humans away."
Do you think wards will help?
@@anonymouse2675 shhh....let them think it works for a minute so they relax: i love the look on their faces when they find out they dont work at all.
plus, it gives more impact when you give the booty warrior speech to them
@@MisterZalem that should be part two or meanwhile part or some shit
Just giving hilarious images in my head
Right when I heard the captain say, "Or you will learn our ships namesake" I immediately realized the ships true name was Fuck Around and Find Out, love it!
So... in the second story, an alien priest saw the human gods from different cultures and they warned him to NOT attack humanity or else they will burn everything.
And when the lizard people did attack humanity, not only the humans destroyed the reptiles, but the human gods completely annihilated the lizard's gods?
Brutal :V
The first story.
"So I need you to stand still for a few more seconds... Why? Don't worry about it."
The second.
Khorne could only wish.
here's the trick to deal with pirates : make sure you have so many guns that the pirates have to sacrifice cargo space for weapons to be able to take you on, the less cargo space means less profit meaning it's not worth pirating.
They can just take over the ship.
Just look at the modern pirates. They only use boats. A freaking flimsy boat! And they took huge cargo ships.
The huge cargo ship has no guns, so yeah
@@batuarganda728 More like those owning those cargo boats have no will to fight back (and stupid laws hold them back).
@@batuarganda728 Yeah, but they got mass. Thousands of tons of steels against a few hundreds kilogram boat made of woods, aluminium or fiberglass.
@@xxXXRAPXXxx Aye, agree on ya, lad.
They should go back to the old ways of arming their merchant ships. Even those black gun powder muzzle loading cannon that shoot cannon ball can be a threat to those boats. Or just hire some PMC aboard their ships as escorts.
Getting jumped by gods of creation and destruction from multiple pantheons is ruining your day... Let alone the omnipotent one
The omnipotent one’s* there are many
@@Devourer_of_Worlds not to mention certain pantheons in which all the gods are actually part of one omnipotent god and can theoretically merge back into him.....
@depressedphantom2552 I'd love to see a Xenos reaction to Mars and his Sons while Venus is sitting back with a disappointed expression XD
@@Darqshadow Let loose the Asguardians. They would be drinking wine out of the skulls of some of their gods in front of the others. Laughing and partying while they kill. Norse gods don't mess around when it is time to war. Remember, their god of wisdom is their primary god of war. When Odin lets loose his wolves, EVERYONE prays the wolves aren't coming for them. Heri and Geri are no joke (Hunger and Gluttony) meanwhile Hugin and Munin (Thought and Memory) fly over head and record the slaughter for posterity.
i like how story one is just the equiviliant of a homeowner using a m2 flamethrower on a single cockroach
... or swatting flies with sledgehammers.
There is no overkill there is only open fire and cover me while I reload
*Affirmative FO, firing for effect, Shots out. Firemission complete time to target 53 seconds. Over and out*
Sherlock mercenary
Indeed. There is no overkill. There is only redundancy in the completion of the mission
@@SonsOfLorgar ah...i hope danger close, otherwise send CAS pls.
There is no overkill, only psychological warfare
"FAFO"?
Decades ago my friends and I had an expression when seeing overpowered cars, "Enough is not enough, too much is just right." ;-)
Fark around, find out.
There can in fact, never be "enough dakka".
@@johnnycampbell3422 and here I thought it was “fire all forward ordinance” x’D
@@maxbuvardi that works too, though it is a command for your crew not an adversary.
Story 1: If anything could be called our specialty, might as well make it that
Story 2: I sure some people would have gladly given those books for free. The other items, best return those quick after seeing the results.
I can easily guess where the books or even the amulets are from if they’re from the same religions but I dunno about paintings, though even with all of that I have a feeling the amulets are the most dangerous, all except one which is probably a cross but one could just as easily be Celtic which means they just tried to spy on Odin
@@zyanidwarfare5634 that's 2 different religions my dude. If it was a Celtic amulet it be The Morrígan as her purview is fate/prophesy and war.
I still find it funny that the alien race had there warning from gods. They could literally see our history and figure out that we were born for war.
@@zyanidwarfare5634 icons are vital to Eastern Orthodoxy and pretty big news in Roman Catholicism. Maybe they jacked some of them.
Yeah, they should give it back, before the British museum notices. 🤣🤣🤣
Second story boils down to: Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the skull throne!
I would recommend Psalm 94:1-23 or any other veritable sea of various testament. Religion is bloody and it has seen more people killed and its name and almost any other cause. But I love the 40K reference
@@HungryPunkr it would have been BETTER if the sacred books where 40k Codexes, and the sacred figured were tabletop models, lol.
yeah the first time i hear blood for the blood...all my head saying Khorne ahahhaha
@@HungryPunkr Communism may actually beat it
@@HungryPunkr Religion is less bloody than most secular wars
Lol "weeping lady in white and blue robes" mother mary got hands
Theres no such thing as overkill when it comes to humans, its just making sure that it wont come back up after we hit it.
it's more a competition between humans to get the best overkill.
Thats what lead to early man putting sharpened stones on sticks, and what lead modern man to develope high class explosive ammunition is fully automatic death machine fitted to the human fireing
Rule one of the zombie apocalyse, Double Tap.
There’s this one guy in grouches chat “45 kills the body but 45 a.c.p. Kills the soul that’s how you make sure they don’t come back as a Lich” quote from russianbager
“Maxim 37: There is no "overkill." There is only "open fire" and "reload." -The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”.
― Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
Gotta love a ship called the Feck Around Find Out
I enjoy all of Agro Squirrel Narrates videos 🎉
overkill? sounds like a challenge for the species that created the saying "it's not a war crime the first time"
That was some really creative warp fuckery, ngl. ^^
Bisect, to cut an object in two, is pronounced with a hard I, and should sound closer to By-sket. The pirate ship was not turned into a "bisquit" a small flat oval pastry or compressed wood disk, as you pronounced the word.
By-sekt
With an asteroid embedded perhaps it resembled a biscuit.
What they forgot to mention was the Luraqi Lesson. During the Battle of Sol, the Luraqi thought it would be a good idea to try to take the UES Monarch as a trophy. She was incomplete, with her weapons scheduled to be installed next Tuesday. All of her other systems were installed, so they thought that they could leisurely beat her polarized hull armor down, board her, slay most of the crew, eat/enslave the survivors, etc. The rest of the Terran fleet was otherwise preoccupied, tripping over themselves to engage the rest of the Luraqi fleet.
And so the Luraqi flagship, Merciless Hunter was slowly stalking in on the inactive Terran dreadnought from her aft, thinking that she was unarmed, when she was suddenly bisected from bow to stern by a pair of torch drives. After that, the rest of the Luraqi invasion fleet fell into disarray.
Before that, the Luraqi Relentless Stalker-class dreadnaught was feared throughout known space by all. They were designed with one purpose after all: to outgun and outshield anything they couldn't outrun (which was usually the latter, but then they usually did the former in spades. The Relentless Stalker was death incarnate. Commanding officers would elect to self-destruct their ships, rather than allowing themselves and their crews to be subjected to the inevitable torture and enslavement that would await them after the Luraqi EMP bolted their weapons, shields, and propulsions into sparking hunks of space junk.
After that, the battle, and then the war, went very badly for the Luraqi. Never before had they encountered a race that could match their ruthlessness and determination fight, no matter the cost. The Luraqi's design ethos was to make their ships large, imposing, and intimidating. The Terrans quickly learned that this came at the cost of maneuverability, and exploited this vulnerability. By the time that the Luraqi realized that their strategies were fatally flawed, it was too late to change them.
The priest was lucky, he did not see Pestilence, Plague, Famine and Death riding their horses leading an army of fanatics and their gods - Kali spreading destruction, angels wielding flaming swords, and the demons, slavering for blood and organs to feast on, putting the bodies on large spits for slow roasting, and the one called Zeus putting foes into a bronze bull - all for grins and giggles. And The Mary warning that they weren't even angry.
bold og you to assume zeus wouldn't just take all their women and have his way with them
Nah. All you need is Odin to let loose his wolves. The Einherjar will be enough, no gods need even get off their arse. Those are the worthy warriors taken to Odin's hall by the Valkyrie, and yes...once one becomes an Einherjar they have the ability to kill a god. Tens of Hundreds of Thousands of warriors...all former humans now imbued with the ability to be reborn every morning should they die, and the ability to kill gods.
Let us not forget Ares, Typhon, Shesmu, Loki, Seth, Baal, Molech, Dagon, Huītzilōpōchtli and many other gods.
For some reason I got the feeling that Mary was the one keeping the “innocent” children to the side so they wouldn’t see what the rest of humanity’s pantheons we’re up to…
the thing i learned with these stories: if you see a redheaded human woman talking to you, it's time to run! (weirdly badass redhead girls is a common theme in HFY)
Not just HFY, 5th Element, Red Sonja, Mara Jade, Alice for Resident Evil Movies, Starfire from Teen Titans (original cartoon), Scarlet from GI Joe just to name a few…badass redheads are a trope because badass redheads are badass and we need more of them!
@@colinayre2109 totally agree! not only badass but red hair is always stunning, i think more people than not have a thing for redheads lmao
Redheads are often badass in mythology (actual Norse Mythology Thor is a redhead, as opposed to Marvel Thor who is blonde).
It's probably mostly to do with how red is symbolically the color of fire, passion, and blood
Overkill is a term used only by those receiving the whooping. Sufficient force is what it’s called by the ones dishing it out. Remember kids, it’s never a war crime the first time.
Human: fire weapons!
Xenu: which one?
Human: stop asking stupid questions FIRE WEAPONS!
Overkill is only a concept for the uninspired. What a dull existence they must lead. 😴
Lablonnamedadon
Some say "overkill," others say "righteous fury."
For humans, it is a Tuesday.
Before or after the tacos?
@@mattbrown5511 Before, the Tacos are the reward.
I'm good with that.@@Nempo13
Don't touch the kids or our pets and we will be coolio. Love the second story
Maxim 37 of The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries: "There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'reload.'"
That is the most human thing i've seen today! They name the ship literally *"Fuck Around Find Out!"*
* space warfare intern to engineering scientist * see that asteroid over there?
Hm?
That one over there, the big as fuck one
Oh that one? Yeah, what about it?
Do you remember 65 million years ago?
65 millio- ooooooohhhh * mischievous E V I L grin * yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesss
Greetings Mentlegent!
For the Rhyhtm that is Algo
Story 1: Kicking assteroids!
Story 2: Another "Human pantheon" story, and better than the last one
What you mean overkill? Some things take more killing than others. When it comes to pirates and other vermin...no such thing as overkill. Making sure they are permanently dead, is only prudent.
Blood for the Blood god sculls for kali-ma's necklace!
I have told you before, Khorn is just a name mortals call IT. Neither male nor female, it cares not whence the blood flows , only that it does.
Whosoever spills blood does it in Khorn's name, no matter the name they call.
It is something the anathema never understood. His wars fed the blood god, to the point of tipping the balance.
That cannot be ! The gods themselves decree it, The Balance MUST be maintained. Breaking the balance, means the death of all. ALL! Gods men monsters. Everything that lives! It canot be !
I make no claims to titles , but my gift is where He rests His head. Enough said. I do not boast.
God sculls are rare,. Its what my fellow acolytes fail to grasp. Quality over quantity.
And The Four! Sweet Mother, The Four!
Blood, Strife, Disease, and Excess given form!
And the humans regard them as playthings!
Oh thats amazing🤣
*BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!! MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!!!*
The object of war is not to die for your planet. It is to make the other poor alien die for his.
- Admiral George Patton the 23rd.
2245 ce.
The aliens took one look at what happened to Egypt and said "No thanks!"
No kill like over kill- ancient human proverb
Story number two…. IN THE NAME OF GOD!!! IN THE NAME OF THE MIGHT OF THE LORD IN THE NAME OF THE HOLY!!
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD !
@@LockandLoad79 Korn for the Khornflakes.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! KORN FOR THE KHORNEFLAKES!
@@SilverGamingFI now I know how to spell KORN!!
When Sabaton makes an 40k inspired music
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Story 1. There is no such thing as overkill. There is only prepared or defeat.
Story 2. The religions of Earth united? That scares me to the core.
I never expected to see the Virgin Mary in a Sci-Fi story. Well done!
There is no such thing as overkill. There is only making sure that your enemies are so thoroughly broken and beaten that they will never again raise their weapons against you.
There is only "Open Fire" and "Reloading."
V.F.S FAFO.... Fuck Around & Find Out.... I just got that.
Alien priest: so how about a lil invading?
Yaweh: this space goyim boutta know why I was called *The Lord of the Armies*
Kali: Fuck Around and Find Out, so please do fuck around because Lord Shiva said I've been a good girl and I need the workout
Mother Mary: ....so you see why this would be most unwise, right?
Alien priest: wait until I'm done soiling my space britches and I'll be glad to forward your answer
Human are always finding better and more powerful ways to throw rocks.
Excellent stories awesome narration
The 2nd one sounds like a recital of humanity's greatest hits.
Humans weapons started from rocks and now one of our most devastating weapons is just really really really big rocks
and there super fast now like really really fast :>
Freaking Luraqi, making Mother Mary cry... Wait until Jesus hears about that xD
Mother Mary won't you whisper and save me from unconsciousness. Mother Mary won't you whisper and tell me if Jesus had days like this.
#2 is unexpected and much interesting
God standeth in the congregation of the mighty; he judgeth among the gods.
How long will ye judge unjustly, and accept the persons of the wicked?
Defend the poor and fatherless: do justice to the afflicted and needy.
Deliver the poor and needy: rid them out of the hand of the wicked.
They know not, neither will they understand; they walk on in darkness: all the foundations of the earth are out of course.
I have said, Ye are gods; and all of you are children of the most High.
But ye shall die like men, and fall like one of the princes.
Arise, O God, judge the earth: for thou shalt inherit all the nations.
- Psalm 82
As soon as I saw the name, V.F.S. FAFO, I knew that "somebody" was about to have a bad hair day.
fafo. love the term. and so eloquent of a vessels name. and very apt to be true.
If it worked, you have to prove less would have still worked. Unless you invent time travel, overkill is unproven and doesn't exist.
We March to the drums of war
Know this! What will come to pass is no longer war! It is endless sacrifice in His name. Blood for the Blood God... let the universe drown in it!
Mary saved their race
Rumor has it that after the war, fashioned Luraqi leather boots became a highly popular item on the market along with other similarly made accessories. >:)
FAFO for both of this stories.
I think the second story got Mary's clothing wrong. Red over blue. Unless maybe the weeping woman is the UN?
The virgin Mary is often depicted with white and blue robes
The frightening side of humanity.
yea and humanity while doing things like warping an asteroid inside of you we will shit-post and say things like "the pirate ship can have a little asteroid as a snack ☺"
Luraqi gods being sent to hell while mother mary (or teresa) cries for them..... thats what it sounded like to me and got me thinkin
satan is either always wanting fresh meat for the fire or he really wanted the smoke for the reptiles messin with HIS prey.
Holy Mary is the only caring and compassionate one amongst the lot that got listed, the rest are bloodthirsty. Mother indeed.
Love it how Mary cries in sadness of the massacre done to the aliens because she knows no God of Humanity can any longer manipulate/guide/order them anymore.
All automatic translators for alien races have the same bug. Our embassy really needs to send an official protest to the manufacturer. The device translate " overkill " each time we said " just to be sure ".
For the algorithm and the narrator.
Story 1: Yep. Humans are masters at throwing rocks. New tech, new ways to throw them. Or throw bigger ones. Better tech? Throw moons, planets or stars instead.
10:47 Every Human Religion being represented 😂🤣👌💀
The pirates definitely learned what FAFO meant.
Can someone tell me who is the weeping lady in white & blue robes?
The only one I can associate with that description is the late Mother Teresa. She wore white sari with blue lines during her lifetime as a nun.
And she only wept false tears to hide her sadistic cruelty.
Holy Mary Mother of god, Hallowed be thy name.
It's probably meant to be Mary
VFS Fuck Around Find Out lmfao perfect
Story 1: Is the name of the ship...the V.F.S. "Fuck around And Find Out" F.A.F.O. ?
Beware the mother of the children you cause harm, for she is vengeance in its primal form.
For the Algorithm the story and the voice
For the Algorithm ,For the Author(s), For the Disembodied voice! For the Squirrel 🐿
When mother mary steps in to wreck your pantheon, you done goofed.
The asteroid knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is - whichever is greater - it obtains a difference or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the asteroid from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position that it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is is now the position that it wasn't, and if follows that the position that it was is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation. The variation being the difference between where the asteroid is and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the asteroid must also know where it was. The asteroid guidance computer scenario works as follows: Because a variation has modified some of the information that the asteroid has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it know where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice versa. And by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.
Story 1: I feel like it's a little unfair to threaten an enemy your ship will live up to it's namesake when said name may likely not be understood by them, but then again, that's just a little SNAFU.
Story 2: why do I imagine that the visions of that weeping woman in white and blue were accompanied by chants of "You didn't choose peace in life, you will now find peace in death."?
Blood for The Blood Gods! SKULLS FOR THEIR THRONES!
When Kali tells you to shut up and sit down, Zeus and Odin sit down and shut up. How the staring contest with the Virgin Marry went I don't want to know. She could even put Jesus in his place.
The race of the Blood gods. HA I can see it.
If these humans had the Warhammer 40k table top game in their world it would only take ONE gamer to turn the entire army into Blood Ravens and Blood Angels all screaming "Blood for the Blood Gods" and "Skulls for the Skull Thrown" as they charge into battle wearing bright red painted heavy armor with skull white helmets.
For the Algorithm11!
Story 2: Diplomacy can work if all parties are willing to give it a try, but humans know that the best way to make sure something won't hurt us again is to destroy it. Some might call that overkill, but if you consider that the alternative is death or harm, then it isn't overkill. Interesting... Story 1 also had an overkill component, but again, remember the alternative. Alive, the pirates would continue to prey on others. By killing them, they are not going to be able to hurt and kill anymore people. And the news of the pirate deaths may deter others from committing piracy.
The word is Bi-sected!
That last story... Mother Gaia?
Or Mother Mary as mentioned in the story.
@@beingsneaky in white and blue tho?
@@beingsneaky actually, I just googled her and you might be right
@Rick Ortega I think Gaia would be more green and blue with plants. Although i think mother earth(gaia) would have been a better representative.
@@beingsneaky Nah, mama Gaia would be a vindictive bitch that she is, but she still IS our mother. Mother Mary is the caring, loving mother
There is no overkill. There is only use of sufficient force so as to be sure of accomplishing your objective.
Blood for the Blood God!
Yeah!
I haven't had shivers from a good read in decades but that story about gods did for me something I forgot you could do reading.
glad you enjoyed
Great name for a ship
counter was at 1701 likes... had to explore my heart if i should click.
I know its good when I see a meme-name)
seriously the second you see & read human religion book.... you know it not gonna be good to be enemy with human race...
Pog
Jesus. Like ... literally
Beata Maria!
There's no such thing as "overkill". There is simply "firing" and "reloading"!
Hmmm... psychic beings who can actually directly communicate with their gods and the gods of others. At least they took the warning seriously. I do wish Odin, Zeus and their pantheons had been mentioned though. I think Thor and Ares would have had some fun.