That sounds like a rove beetle, they have a dark coloration, a semi long body, a poisonous defence that can cause blisters If touched, pretty big clamp like jaws and they live in southern california. So yea, the answer is likely a rove beetle.
I would love to be with bugs if they didn't make my skin react so spontaneously the second they put their legs on it. Also if their guts weren't so gross and exposed that would make things easier
When I was young I saw a weird type of bug it's body is round it was pink it looked like a sea pig it has six legs had coral like spine on its back and big black eyes and I can't find it ever since
Well we gotta know how small it was. If you think its a bettle then the animals smaller then that are ruled out. I personally think its a spider my worst fear.
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Steve is 100% hiding something in there
And its totally not a sheep getting sexually abused.
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Alien!?
He is beru (solo leveling) and is a shadow
Yeah, most likely the zoochosis game we actually wanted
That sounds like a rove beetle, they have a dark coloration, a semi long body, a poisonous defence that can cause blisters If touched, pretty big clamp like jaws and they live in southern california.
So yea, the answer is likely a rove beetle.
Do they like cheez-it crumbs?
@@thenerdbeast7375 likely
Tarantula
@@masonjames6735tarantulas don't have clamp jaws, they have pedipalps
Dude really handfed crumbs to a venomous beetle and he didn't know it.
I'm imagining Steve as an ant lion. He's probably not, but I imagine it anyway.
Any lions live in sand🫤
@@jasonyang9716bro its a “ant” lion
You got that from grounded
Ant lion = trapinch you have one
@@Rossbossplays what are you talking about? Ant Lions are from half-life two
Plot twist, Steve was an ancient wyrm waiting to be reawakened by the mighty cheezits
Lol😂
Lmao
Yessirr😂
Yessir
nerds: um actually, Cheez-itz weren't invented yet
I bet steve was a girrafe
How th did you get a giraffe?
It's a joke
Ofc how have we not noticed it!
@@EthanKo-tb9xefirstly what does th mean (I expect it to be the hell) and do you not know sarcasm
Yes
Steve chill like that🗿
Depends on what the jaw looks like it. If it’s distinct mandibles then it was most likely a beetle
I bet he is the famous Cheese Beetle, known for being native to southern California
Cheezle
wait thats just a bugsnak
Blud encounted a unknown demon bug and fed it, the start of a new cult
All hail Steve 🙏
(Ps: bring tater tots and many cookies)
All hail steve
Hail hail🙏
STEVE!
We must bring him tater tots and many cookies 🙏
I literally thought this too. 😂😂😂
my brother in christ that is a glyphid grunt you have equipped the beastmaster perk
Yeah, that's 100 % a californian cheez-its ant. Surprised that you didn't know that
Yong: Steve is a good name
My brain which associates a certain virus with the name Steve in this channel: You can't do that!!!!
I love Steve
Plot twist: it was a trapinch and has now evolved into a flygon
Rock and stone!
Did I hear a Rock and Stone?
He was definitely an Alaskan bullworm
Dammit! I think my time traveling, dark loving closet demon escaped again… oh, found him
I bet Steve is Steve 🟩🧱
oooOooOoO I’m a furry OooOoOoOoO scAaaaAary
@@edgytoucan3444 I’M COMING FOR YOU AND YOUR CHANNEL!!!!
Steve is Steve.
@edgytoucan3444 he might not be a furry.
@@carrielinn3791 here, my name used to be @YourAverageAnti-Furry, so they replied with that. Idk y tho.
@@edgytoucan3444hoooohooooo I'm am your taxes why won't you pay them you know that can cause tax invading hoooooooo
It’s like the beginning of a horror movie with an unsuspecting child
I'm slightly terrified, because this implies it was capable of eating an entire cheez-it
Steve is a Chezz-its ant They love them
Darkling beetle
Steve is probably an irl Pokémon
Fun fact: mandibles aren't actually a bug's mouth! They're more like face hands and the mouth is somewhere near them.
Steve: hmmmmmm
oooo cheez-its!
Steve is a monster and you tamed him! Good job
I love the over the hedge reference to Steve
Sorry bro that was me
Actually made me laugh
Its probably a earwig or a black carpet beetle
Sounds kind of like a California night stocking tiger beetle
Jeff from Doors🚪
Steve was a the pale king wyrm for hollow knight
Steve was a headcrab from half-life
Steve was that one black thing with a mask from spirited away
Steve is a elder god made flesh
It's probably a whole bunch of ants making a beetle
You were probably feeding Cheez-its to a pest named the earwig.
Maybe a spider or a cockroach.
A legalized nuclear bomb
Steave will one day evolve in to an elderich being but spare this man for feeding him
Steve is valid cheez-itz are delicious
"You want this cheezit fool?"
*hand gets bit*
"OH NO OH NHU-"
"i just wanted to know if u wanted the cheezit.."
Steve's the best bug
Steve wasn't a bug he was a mutant monster that had only survived on the bare bone cheerios that you fed him.
AN ABSOLUTELY HUGE ANT
Steeve is gone. Long live Steeve!!
Perius beetle, the largest beetle in Southern California
He's a Minecraft player character
It was me
He is
A beetle
Ant
A glyphid btw this a deep rock galactic reference
His best friend was a bug.
Maybe a Stag Beetle
That's a Demon😂
Rest in pepace, steve
ooooooooo got that tofu backpack on looks good
Might have been a longhorn beetle
Honestly woulda expected you to take the bug with you
steve is an cheez-it ant-lion
Hes just a chill ancient eldrich god its aight tho
It’s either a earwig or as you mentioned before a nightwing beetle (I think that’s what they are called)
Sounds like a Goliath Cheese Frog Beetle.
I believe he is a kaiju made out of a million planets
OH DUDE! ITS BEEN A WHILE, ITS SO NICE TO SEE YOU!, YOU RECOGNISE ME? THAT WAS ME MAN!
Those green stink bugs you talked about
A man of culture I see
Steve is a monster
Those pincers…ITS A DURANT-
Me:(gives Steve a little cheese 🧀) Steve:YES YES YOU ARE GOD 😍🎉💯😂🙌🏽🥳(eats the cheese)🫕 🫶🏽
Plot twist steve is a bug god defated by kratos and went hiding in a tre to reaquair energy
I immediately started thinking earwig
Steve is a god
steve is 100% the gold power ranger
They are usually not hostile to humans
IT THE CHEEZIT THIEF
THAT BUG IS A SPY
Spider Steve is a spider.
Steve was clearly Rayquaza
Mega Rayquaza.
You could’ve been dating a spider or scorpion or the devil bug that has never been discovered before it could’ve been a hit or Beatles though
My theory, it is but the smallest face on an Eldridge. Horror lying deep below the ground.
Diffidently a hippo
CHEEZE ITS CHEEEEEEEEEZE IIIIIIITS
Bro why is this a perfect description of me
The Ancestor of Klawf
Steve may be a stag beetle idk for sure
Bee... a be ya a bee
Steve is a pokemon
Steve is maybe some beetle or spider.
The cheez it bug
Might be a Jerusalem cricket
Spider 2003 (canon event sound)
Dobsonfly That's what Steve is
I would love to be with bugs if they didn't make my skin react so spontaneously the second they put their legs on it. Also if their guts weren't so gross and exposed that would make things easier
When I was young I saw a weird type of bug it's body is round it was pink it looked like a sea pig it has six legs had coral like spine on its back and big black eyes and I can't find it ever since
Well we gotta know how small it was. If you think its a bettle then the animals smaller then that are ruled out. I personally think its a spider my worst fear.
Nah bro, not the rust monster from D&D💀
Yeah he's an ant lion😂
It's called the ironclad beetle it loves cheese based foods and it lives in southern California
he knows what iron clad is he picked up and died in a splash of water bc he tried to clean it.
Bro i thought it was a man luring kids 😭