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  • @Hadfield15
    @Hadfield15 7 місяців тому +2380

    Holy shit, man’s really just leapt at the judge like a FNAF jumpscare

    • @natashahickey5758
      @natashahickey5758 7 місяців тому +14

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @OvenGlobalDomination
      @OvenGlobalDomination 7 місяців тому +53

      Already saw that as a meme 😂
      Internet is FAST

    • @WHYsauce
      @WHYsauce 7 місяців тому

      link it plssss @@OvenGlobalDomination

    • @MicTheOni
      @MicTheOni 7 місяців тому +39

      guy said I'm the hunter from Left 4 Dead💀

    • @ogAlacath
      @ogAlacath 7 місяців тому +6

      5:59

  • @rationalbushcraft
    @rationalbushcraft 7 місяців тому +2196

    Funny thing is he was charged with assault then he proved that he is the type of person who would assault people.

    • @aimanmarzuqi4804
      @aimanmarzuqi4804 7 місяців тому +209

      I think he was originally charged with "attempted battery". But I guess he must have been offended that he was only charged for "attempted battery", so he decided he would change that to "actual battery"

    • @ghettoasmrisangrymanchild1852
      @ghettoasmrisangrymanchild1852 7 місяців тому +17

      This judge was made an example of , she’s not there to make comments she’s there to judge and sentence , she will 100% change her attitude going forward

    • @JS-eu1co
      @JS-eu1co 7 місяців тому

      @@aimanmarzuqi4804now he has 12 additional charges

    • @etherialrose7990
      @etherialrose7990 7 місяців тому +128

      ⁠@@ghettoasmrisangrymanchild1852Do you hear how insane that sounds though? The man was a three time felon who got two separate chances to do better and he didn’t. This same judge was the one who gave him the chances and he attacked her. She made the comment in response to his lawyer asking for him to get parole. She didn’t make it out of nowhere

    • @ghettoasmrisangrymanchild1852
      @ghettoasmrisangrymanchild1852 7 місяців тому +2

      @@etherialrose7990 doesn’t matter how insane it sounds , there’s insane people , learn a lesson and keep that mouth shut when it doesn’t need to be open

  • @Vancev99x
    @Vancev99x 7 місяців тому +2263

    Man went from no bail to an ETERNITY in prison. Crazy.

    • @jessesinclair3642
      @jessesinclair3642 7 місяців тому +30

      He gona be out in like maybe 4 years

    • @fish41101
      @fish41101 7 місяців тому +199

      @@jessesinclair3642No shot. If this was a regular person he would but not a judge. He’s gonna get the book thrown at him

    • @blueberry1vom1t
      @blueberry1vom1t 7 місяців тому +130

      @@jessesinclair3642no man they're making an example out of him now. You touch a regular person, 4 years maybe. Touch a judge. Every other judge in the country is gonna want an example made of you so no one ever tries that again.

    • @jessesinclair3642
      @jessesinclair3642 7 місяців тому

      @blueberry1vom1t bruh I want you to listen to me right now HE GON GET ABOUT TREE AND HALF YEARS

    • @PricefieldPunk
      @PricefieldPunk 7 місяців тому +17

      He traded an Ethernity in prison for being internet famous for at least this year 😂

  • @Jst.a.Normal.Bottle.of.Mustard
    @Jst.a.Normal.Bottle.of.Mustard 7 місяців тому +963

    Look everyone its not his fault, he was abandoned as a child and raised by feral flying squirrels

    • @Alatsno
      @Alatsno 7 місяців тому +68

      He was bound to go feral again one day

    • @sjorspolling8275
      @sjorspolling8275 7 місяців тому +60

      That would explain his technique.

    • @oliaustfjor6247
      @oliaustfjor6247 7 місяців тому +28

      I laughed way too hard at this comment 😂

    • @MetaFanWing
      @MetaFanWing 7 місяців тому +16

      “On the day of my actual birth, both of my parents failed to show up.”

    • @bk.dannaa
      @bk.dannaa 6 місяців тому +4

      flying squirrel instincts rlly kicked in right then and there 😹

  • @fizzy9880
    @fizzy9880 7 місяців тому +783

    Infinite jail time glitch.

    • @dunnkids7263
      @dunnkids7263 7 місяців тому +51

      He did the fabled "Judge-Jump" and clipped straight into a life sentance

    • @Micchi-
      @Micchi- 7 місяців тому +6

      Getting jail time is super easy and no need for glitches like this

    • @Eggshd
      @Eggshd 7 місяців тому +7

      @@dunnkids7263no clipped into Alcatraz any%?

    • @TimothyGod
      @TimothyGod 6 місяців тому +4

      ​@@dunnkids7263it's practically frame perfect, it's insane how he did it. I dunno to call him lucky, or unlucky 😂

  • @obi_wanshinobi
    @obi_wanshinobi 7 місяців тому +190

    3 felony convictions and 9 misdemeanors on his record and he’s surprised the judge didn’t give him probation.

  • @TheMovieLoft
    @TheMovieLoft 7 місяців тому +644

    Props to the clerk for jumping in, but boy you can tell he ain’t never been in a fight before he throws jabs like a wet rag

    • @miameirohara9206
      @miameirohara9206 7 місяців тому +83

      A+ for effort

    • @shutitfukface
      @shutitfukface 7 місяців тому

      shut her up though, didn't it...

    • @Eggshd
      @Eggshd 7 місяців тому +39

      Hey man. At least his heart was in it

    • @mattiekarwin3667
      @mattiekarwin3667 7 місяців тому +45

      Can't blame him, no one's probably ever cleared the desk and made it necessary

    • @JoeLikesBlue
      @JoeLikesBlue 7 місяців тому +26

      You try throwing a punch in a suit lmao

  • @TheDivineSamurai
    @TheDivineSamurai 7 місяців тому +672

    With a vertical like that he could've had a bright future

    • @cowboychamploo5021
      @cowboychamploo5021 7 місяців тому +23

      he coulda given the two-time a run for his 💰

    • @thekamotodragon
      @thekamotodragon 7 місяців тому +3

      Can we stop complimenting the scumbag please? Reading about this guy's vertical is like reading about your local serial killer in an article and all they can talk about the whole time is how fresh his kicks are when he got arrested.

    • @Tyler-hk4wo
      @Tyler-hk4wo 7 місяців тому

      @@thekamotodragon you can acknowledge someone has a skill and know they're a horrible human being. They aren't mutually exclusive. If Einstein turned out to be a pedophile, would all his scientific achievements be rendered null and void?
      I understand what you're trying to say but it's completely black and white thinking when everything has shades of grey.

    • @hhoang6898
      @hhoang6898 7 місяців тому +16

      @@thekamotodragon sarcasm...

    • @kendellmoore8367
      @kendellmoore8367 7 місяців тому +14

      ​@@thekamotodragonthat doesn't correlate whatsoever... Trying to equate complimenting one's sneakers to how this guy's ability to leap like that could have been used in a more productive, positive impact on his life. If he avoided crime he could have taken that skill to a high paying sport of some kind...

  • @DJ-wl5qo
    @DJ-wl5qo 7 місяців тому +112

    “Yes, threatening the life of the person in charge of sentencing me is what I should do. Indeed.”

    • @SpeedBird6780
      @SpeedBird6780 Місяць тому +1

      Donald Trump should take notes.

  • @taylorbesharah8
    @taylorbesharah8 7 місяців тому +169

    for anyone wondering the bench is minimum 56 inches tall

    • @eddiedingle767
      @eddiedingle767 7 місяців тому +49

      Almost 5ft, goddamn

    • @ganbareshamiko1730
      @ganbareshamiko1730 7 місяців тому +36

      142 cm for y'all who live in the rest of the world.

    • @galaxycraftings
      @galaxycraftings 7 місяців тому

      give us feet u weirdo

    • @nam6128
      @nam6128 6 місяців тому +13

      It looked like he tried getting his right knee up on the bench and actually overshot the mark. Crazy what an adrenaline spike will do for you when you're about to do something incredibly stupid

    • @maegnificant
      @maegnificant 6 місяців тому

      That's not that high tbh.

  • @bluecle96
    @bluecle96 7 місяців тому +249

    He definitely knew the FNAF lore.

    • @lukenerdy
      @lukenerdy 7 місяців тому +6

      "Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend."

    • @Arcknives
      @Arcknives 6 місяців тому +3

      They locked him away for knowing the Lore.

    • @grammy_hnng
      @grammy_hnng 6 місяців тому +3

      @@Arcknivesmatpat said there could only be one

  • @Journeyagain0
    @Journeyagain0 7 місяців тому +235

    Jeez, I wonder why he's in court in the first place...

    • @Jst.a.Normal.Bottle.of.Mustard
      @Jst.a.Normal.Bottle.of.Mustard 7 місяців тому

      ​@@bigtime4794bro you get a small fine, not jail time for that

    • @Jst.a.Normal.Bottle.of.Mustard
      @Jst.a.Normal.Bottle.of.Mustard 7 місяців тому +10

      @@bigtime4794 yeah but battery and then giving the judge a WWE flying tackle and missing jury duty are vastly different levels of "phuck up"

  • @GrievousReborn
    @GrievousReborn 7 місяців тому +377

    Why do these idiots think attacking the judge is going to make anything better for them in fact it's going to make things worse and you're probably going to get more time in prison

    • @sandwichmonster7067
      @sandwichmonster7067 7 місяців тому +134

      Don’t think they expect to make anything better, they just get hella angry and let their animal instincts take over :V

    • @DA-cl4ww
      @DA-cl4ww 7 місяців тому +1

      Criminals tend to have room temperature IQs. They don't think.

    • @H.LeonideSouza
      @H.LeonideSouza 7 місяців тому +44

      ​@@sandwichmonster7067that is why they were being judged to begin with I believe.

    • @KingHeroKinnie
      @KingHeroKinnie 7 місяців тому +10

      It’s because they just stop listening to reason at that point I think 🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @LooneyClipse
      @LooneyClipse 7 місяців тому +14

      Ooga booga

  • @traceyxxrose7454
    @traceyxxrose7454 7 місяців тому +374

    Hats off to the smaller guy on the computer sitting to [our] right of her.
    Instead of being a B and trying to save himself, he immediately tries to save her and get the crazy man away/off of her. So yeah, major kudos for him, attempting to help while putting himself in clear danger without a second thought - even though that is clearly not his job whatsoever.

    • @Venezuelangel
      @Venezuelangel 7 місяців тому

      Then he starts punching like an authentic bitch, proving he's never been in a fight and probably can't even imagine what danger he's in. Go watch the full video.

    • @GoldFes
      @GoldFes 7 місяців тому +16

      ⁠@@MyOwnGanja I’m pretty sure it isn’t his job. It’s a guards job. And the guy is wearing a suit with a computer which I’m assuming is not standard guard uniform or equipment.

    • @sentinel7672
      @sentinel7672 7 місяців тому +11

      Man was out of his chair before the loon was even in frame and ready for him. Pretty sure he was probably a court recorder or something like that transcribing whatever was said,

    • @gabrisgamer450
      @gabrisgamer450 7 місяців тому +20

      He didnt apply for a security guard job so no it wouldnt make him a bitch if he only tried to save himself still massive respect to him for going out of his way though

    • @Venezuelangel
      @Venezuelangel 7 місяців тому

      @@gabrisgamer450 Watch the full video, look at the way he punches. If you punch like that, you're a bitch

  • @calcium02
    @calcium02 7 місяців тому +142

    Bro is going to be sent away for even longer now 💀

  • @themultiversalmagpie7827
    @themultiversalmagpie7827 7 місяців тому +159

    I’ve always said there are so many criminals who coulda been something legit, imagine if this man was training and dedicating himself he could be in the Olympics

    • @DrMantisToboggan2005
      @DrMantisToboggan2005 7 місяців тому +16

      So true. That vert was insane

    • @fumikoh6231
      @fumikoh6231 7 місяців тому +12

      bro got the imaginary trampoline

    • @jinx1987
      @jinx1987 6 місяців тому +5

      Now he can be in the international prison Olympics

  • @cowboychamploo5021
    @cowboychamploo5021 7 місяців тому +250

    Thank goodness she dodge rolled in time and he didn't have time to equip a weapon or attack again due to Cooldown. He was definitely buffed beforehand however he has now received an eternal debuff. He has been sent back to Lodran.

    • @Toxic_G1
      @Toxic_G1 7 місяців тому +22

      He had time to cast Power Within but didnt get the chance to two-hand his main weapon

    • @Bittles
      @Bittles 7 місяців тому +26

      It wasn't a fair fight though if you think about it, Judge (Sitting Down) also comes with 2+ summons. Depending on rng, they can spawn with power levels up to Judge and makes it incredible difficult to fight her, almost impossible. This was one of those crazy RNG situations and my man couldn't fight the crew of 4+ Boss leveled summons. I'm surprised he's even still alive, like considering we're on a hardcore server and the fact that passive buffs have gone crazy OP (not sure about the new years patch) this one really sticks on the bottom of some restaurant tables. When I see things like this happen I'm just glad they at least got their ult off one last time yknow, games trash 👎

    • @H.LeonideSouza
      @H.LeonideSouza 7 місяців тому +11

      Dude got straight up banished to azkaban forever

    • @isaiahtorrezao7461
      @isaiahtorrezao7461 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Bittles😂😂😂😂

    • @Lordparable
      @Lordparable 7 місяців тому +7

      Those I-frames come in clutch

  • @Mikeanglo
    @Mikeanglo 7 місяців тому +127

    If the prosecutors and judges had kept him inside for the first two felonies this wouldn't have happened.

    • @megabuster3940
      @megabuster3940 7 місяців тому +12

      True

    • @toomanyaccounts
      @toomanyaccounts 6 місяців тому +2

      even other countries have the criminal cuffed and in a cage in the court

    • @TimothyGod
      @TimothyGod 6 місяців тому

      ​@@user-zu2jo7zz4dand yet this is STILL being seen as racist by very few low intelligent creatures 🤦

    • @gagereed486
      @gagereed486 6 місяців тому

      @@user-zu2jo7zz4dare you suggesting black people commit a disproportionate amount of crime? Nooo…

    • @holdingsomeonehairback
      @holdingsomeonehairback 6 місяців тому +3

      ⁠​⁠@@user-zu2jo7zz4dthe judges had to do their job period. even if the general public disagrees w it, if the judges would’ve been ‘racist’ there would be no prosecution towards the judge or the decision they make. stop giving any excuse towards these lazy prosecutors, “boohoo i don’t want to get cancelled” does not work in court, this is not abt race, it’s abt prosecutors not seeing the extent of this dudes actions, genuinely sad.

  • @SAVVATONIC
    @SAVVATONIC 7 місяців тому +82

    he genuinely caught air time. crazy.

  • @stargazerkawaii
    @stargazerkawaii 7 місяців тому +284

    The clerk of court does a great job saving the judge!

    • @drewpott
      @drewpott 7 місяців тому

      They did not, Full clip he beats the dogshit out of her because 3 grown men couldn't stop this guy for 2 whole minutes

    • @miguelangelmorenoramirez8574
      @miguelangelmorenoramirez8574 7 місяців тому +4

      Trying to anyway

    • @TheKomentor
      @TheKomentor 7 місяців тому

      The accused's behaviour cannot be excused, but the judge wasn't exactly a saint herself. What judge uses provocative and vindictive language like "you need to get a taste of something else"?

    • @stargazerkawaii
      @stargazerkawaii 7 місяців тому +17

      @@TheKomentor And you just expect everyone to behave like saints at all times? No witty humor or frustrated sarcasm from you.

    • @TheKomentor
      @TheKomentor 7 місяців тому

      @@stargazerkawaii Everyone needn't be a saint, but one expects judges to be as close to saints as possible, because people's lives depend on it.

  • @Memelord3X-41D
    @Memelord3X-41D 7 місяців тому +43

    bro just leaped his way into a life sentence!

  • @WhatDoIPutHere75
    @WhatDoIPutHere75 7 місяців тому +43

    2:44 That jump was fueled by pure RAGE

    • @Blasted2Oblivion
      @Blasted2Oblivion 9 днів тому

      Not pure rage. There was sizable heap of stupidity mixed in as well.

  • @SnorgYippee
    @SnorgYippee 7 місяців тому +106

    Never thought I would see a withered foxy jumpscare in a moist critical thumbnail

    • @Jorge_Apollo
      @Jorge_Apollo 7 місяців тому +9

      The future is now

    • @KaraTheGirlie
      @KaraTheGirlie 4 місяці тому

      Tbh I'd say it's more comparable to a volatile from dying light

  • @ShinigamiSamaH
    @ShinigamiSamaH 7 місяців тому +13

    It's like his intrusive thought just suggest it to him and he immediately went "Say no more!" and just went for it.

  • @Ace11630
    @Ace11630 7 місяців тому +11

    Dude wanted the double or nothing on his prison time.

  • @andrefaelnar
    @andrefaelnar 7 місяців тому +30

    He just earned himself a one way ticket to purgatory

  • @mr.warlight9086
    @mr.warlight9086 7 місяців тому +45

    Now he can use his extreme leaping ability to get over prison walls since he won't get out otherwise.

  • @PoeticDeath-iy4lz
    @PoeticDeath-iy4lz 7 місяців тому +12

    That judge experienced the first irl fnaf jumscare

  • @mrstorch5068
    @mrstorch5068 6 місяців тому +10

    6:00 The greatest reference of all time.

  • @theoverseer1775
    @theoverseer1775 6 місяців тому +2

    Bro was trying to do the "get out of jail free" glitch and accidentally noclipped into a life sentence

  • @cartooncritique6625
    @cartooncritique6625 7 місяців тому +3

    5:32 The innocence of that commenter...to think that man was capable of thought.

  • @londoneli467
    @londoneli467 7 місяців тому +13

    It's always shocking to see people so stupid. Bro went from denied probation to life in prison. Insane

  • @BerryDeLajt
    @BerryDeLajt 7 місяців тому +15

    That W.Foxy caught me off guard, ngl.

  • @katiemaycosplay
    @katiemaycosplay 7 місяців тому +35

    The public defender facepalms so hard when this happened I bet.

    • @voctur
      @voctur 6 місяців тому +12

      Have worked with a few public defenders before.
      And man, sometimes you can hear in their voices that they do not want to take the case because they don't know what to do.
      Like, one time a dude was acused of a really serious crime, and while telling his side of the story he ended up admiting another serious crime, plus admited another really awful thing.
      The silence of the defender spoke more than 1000 words...

  • @SpringyGirl69
    @SpringyGirl69 7 місяців тому +14

    She should’ve had the flashlight with her to deter him

  • @deathbb703
    @deathbb703 6 місяців тому +5

    The guy had a wrap sheet 6 pages long including biting some poor woman. He kept getting slaps on the wrist until he attacked that judge.

    • @Sans_The_Skeleton
      @Sans_The_Skeleton 6 місяців тому

      did you see the guy’d head he tried to murder? I can’t get it off my head.

  • @evansimmons7026
    @evansimmons7026 7 місяців тому +8

    I live in Vegas my stepdads a lawyer, bro came home yesterday telling me how his homie is the one that started beating up the dude that jumped at the judge.

  • @cindiwindi
    @cindiwindi 7 місяців тому +15

    He was also loose for a long time after they didn't have anyone that could contain him, he's very strong

  • @Rude_Dandelion
    @Rude_Dandelion 7 місяців тому +7

    " I hear a hunter creeping around here... "

  • @SourRazberry
    @SourRazberry 7 місяців тому +18

    He jumped like a caged wild animal, really reminds us that humans ARE just animals at the end of the day 😂

  • @CGR89
    @CGR89 7 місяців тому +12

    Oh you think my violent criminal history should disqualify me from getting away with another violent crime? I’LL SHOW YOU

  • @DrMantisToboggan2005
    @DrMantisToboggan2005 7 місяців тому +6

    Judges HATE him for this 1 simple trick!

  • @LeaveItToRemm
    @LeaveItToRemm 7 місяців тому +19

    Both these stories sound like sub plots to a always sunny episode lmfao

  • @rubennova8116
    @rubennova8116 7 місяців тому +8

    If he was in California the judge would of said thank you may I have another and release the guy the next day 😂

    • @caseyjc5
      @caseyjc5 7 місяців тому +1

      Californians would just say he was just a victim of the oppressive system so it’s his right to tackle anyone who’s white 😏

  • @racecar69
    @racecar69 7 місяців тому +21

    cant believe this shit happened in my home town man LMAO

  • @TuShan18
    @TuShan18 7 місяців тому +9

    Man was thrown like a catapult

  • @cortharous
    @cortharous 7 місяців тому +6

    Doesnt seem like someone who ever needs to be free.

  • @alfie229
    @alfie229 7 місяців тому +12

    That jump was some fnaf 2 foxy jumpscare looking shit, damn

    • @alfie229
      @alfie229 7 місяців тому +4

      No joke I didn’t know someone also makes this reference in the vod, at least someone else sees it

    • @errantwraith445
      @errantwraith445 7 місяців тому

      Because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

  • @weekendthreat5576
    @weekendthreat5576 7 місяців тому +19

    hahaha that chatter absolutely nailed the FNAF reference

    • @KaraTheGirlie
      @KaraTheGirlie 4 місяці тому

      I think it was more like volatiles from dying light but yeah

  • @dylanchilders
    @dylanchilders 7 місяців тому +8

    All I can think of when I see this video is the Left 4 Dead hunter screech

  • @branch7247
    @branch7247 6 місяців тому +3

    Me when I almost forget to give the judge a hug after my sentencing

  • @jaden3039
    @jaden3039 7 місяців тому +3

    I feel like security should of had enough time to react 💀 where were they

  • @brokkenmeme
    @brokkenmeme 6 місяців тому +1

    “I hear a Hunter.” - Coach

  • @ryans6191
    @ryans6191 7 місяців тому +7

    Immediately proved her correct. Lol

  • @Zeuken
    @Zeuken 2 місяці тому +1

    One minute, he's asking for leniency, next he jumped her with a Foxy the pirate combo!

  • @OptionalRules
    @OptionalRules 7 місяців тому +9

    The vertical is insane

  • @svaphynumber2
    @svaphynumber2 7 місяців тому +7

    She should of known that you have to keep flashing foxy in order to prevent his jumpscare🤷

  • @MorganVsTheInternet
    @MorganVsTheInternet 6 місяців тому +1

    He really said, “ I believe I can fly!”

  • @AltCunninghamX
    @AltCunninghamX 7 місяців тому +5

    Judge pov: *foxy jumpscare*

  • @gamerbo13910
    @gamerbo13910 7 місяців тому +1

    bro turned into Sanji and skywalked

  • @jamescharles5907
    @jamescharles5907 7 місяців тому +21

    wow another future doctor destroyed by the court system

    • @i6mk6rm6
      @i6mk6rm6 7 місяців тому

      no wonder they don't do shit

    • @CollagenExpert
      @CollagenExpert 7 місяців тому +3

      To be fair, he does possess the athletics to be a great athlete.

    • @caseyjc5
      @caseyjc5 7 місяців тому

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Emzina.
    @Emzina. 7 місяців тому +9

    that table he jumped over is 6 to 8 feet tall

  • @Meteyard97
    @Meteyard97 7 місяців тому +17

    Wonder what was going through his mind in that second of hang time

    • @YesAmGod
      @YesAmGod 7 місяців тому +11

      Nothing

    • @The_Sharktocrab
      @The_Sharktocrab 7 місяців тому +3

      Absolutely nothing, like always

    • @sandwichmonster7067
      @sandwichmonster7067 7 місяців тому +9

      *FNaF jumpscare noise*

    • @bradensmith8682
      @bradensmith8682 7 місяців тому +2

      "How high am I?" And "How High am I?"

    • @Malcommind
      @Malcommind 6 місяців тому

      it's simple really he thought....."naw f that b"

  • @andycanoy863
    @andycanoy863 7 місяців тому +2

    From a 1⭐ wanted rating to 5⭐ wanted rating in an instant, that's gotta be a new record

  • @summertime_lovin
    @summertime_lovin 7 місяців тому +4

    The one who cast it all off, now manifested in raw flesh and taking action.

  • @paulbarth3851
    @paulbarth3851 7 місяців тому +2

    he looks like a muppet being pulled up suddenly

  • @fancydrawesomek.9841
    @fancydrawesomek.9841 7 місяців тому +5

    The fact that they put foxy in the thumbnail 😂

  • @usmaanilyas8639
    @usmaanilyas8639 7 місяців тому +7

    The second I saw this news story I knew Charlie would cover it lol

  • @tsinlao750
    @tsinlao750 7 місяців тому +22

    He literally yeeted himself.

  • @OvenGlobalDomination
    @OvenGlobalDomination 7 місяців тому +3

    Bro and I already watch a fnaf jumpscare meme with this lmao 😂

  • @KevinLopez-fm9kz
    @KevinLopez-fm9kz 7 місяців тому +55

    Bro is a whole athlete

    • @whocandecidegoodnames5441
      @whocandecidegoodnames5441 7 місяців тому +1

      Nat 1d his persuasion but nat 20d his athletics

    • @jodiexalazar2
      @jodiexalazar2 7 місяців тому +3

      Like it was hard to do. Dude didn't even clear it. Y'all are unhealthy if you think he has hops

    • @kirihara147
      @kirihara147 7 місяців тому +9

      @@jodiexalazar2 me when I flex on the internet for no reason (I love fortnite)

    • @whocandecidegoodnames5441
      @whocandecidegoodnames5441 7 місяців тому +7

      @@jodiexalazar2 Your comment insinuates what he did isn’t impressive. I now ask, are you able to do what he did? I surely am not, so I find it an impressive feat.

    • @LawReadyForThis
      @LawReadyForThis 7 місяців тому

      ​My man the record running olympic high jump is 60 inches. How tall you think that desk is? The standard for trial benches is 52-56 inches. This man just jumped close to the all time record. Not to mention Nba players average 28 inch standing verticals. Though he had a running start, thats still impressive, and better than most athletes could do. @@jodiexalazar2

  • @PhoenixPlayer404
    @PhoenixPlayer404 7 місяців тому +6

    For the bit at the start, we REALLY need a competitor for youtube tho there is literally no other site like it and they can do whatever they want

  • @P.A.L.09
    @P.A.L.09 7 місяців тому +3

    They were foul for that thumbnail

  • @aresrivera9744
    @aresrivera9744 7 місяців тому +3

    Imagine, going to jail for ever just because you want imitated withered foxy

  • @subohmcircus
    @subohmcircus 7 місяців тому +3

    Dudes still pissed he got passed over for the draft.

  • @arenzale
    @arenzale 7 місяців тому +6

    He got the jump boost potion on

  • @MicTheOni
    @MicTheOni 7 місяців тому +3

    Dude said he was the hunter from Left 4 Dead.

  • @lUseMyBlade
    @lUseMyBlade 7 місяців тому +1

    Infinite prison time any % speedrun.

  • @jules7ful
    @jules7ful 7 місяців тому +3

    3:12 WILD

  • @alenmack3471
    @alenmack3471 7 місяців тому +1

    Those three line before he pounced 😭

  • @v4n1ty92
    @v4n1ty92 7 місяців тому +1

    Bro had to have set up a Jump Boost II beacon outside the courthouse or something 😂

  • @piranhapout
    @piranhapout 6 місяців тому +1

    Finally, someone figured out how to use a Scroll of Icarean Flight

  • @user-lv4ek9lk4l
    @user-lv4ek9lk4l 7 місяців тому +4

    I wish I could jump like that but instead I waddle like a penguin

  • @caliberccxvii
    @caliberccxvii 7 місяців тому +5

    PF Flyers. Guaranteed to make a guilty man jump higher and run faster.

  • @Rhythm_R_Us
    @Rhythm_R_Us 7 місяців тому +4

    There's a snake in my boot

  • @DawnOfTheOzz
    @DawnOfTheOzz 7 місяців тому +2

    He had the makings of a varsity athlete.

  • @Blue-jy4rf
    @Blue-jy4rf 6 місяців тому

    I swear i thought the title said 'last vegan man jumps at jude' like vegans were suddenly on the verge of extinction and the last one just got himself life in prison.

  • @dynamicphotography_
    @dynamicphotography_ 7 місяців тому +1

    Bro was like, "wait a sec, gotta get a Thumbnail real quick".

  • @isaiahmusa3474
    @isaiahmusa3474 7 місяців тому

    That man took a leap of faith lol

  • @themerchant5803
    @themerchant5803 7 місяців тому +2

    I read the title and knew I had to watch it

  • @keithg222
    @keithg222 7 місяців тому +3

    Next time we see that judge lol her desk will be higher lol

  • @jacobhayden2824
    @jacobhayden2824 7 місяців тому

    Dude is getting sent to the shadow realm afterwards. Lmao

  • @Brando-530
    @Brando-530 7 місяців тому +2

    This story was so crazy that I even saw it on Mexican news 💀

  • @jakebocskovits7426
    @jakebocskovits7426 7 місяців тому +1

    Imagine being put in the Diet-Forever Box for a (and I quote) leap of faith, all out of petty violence. Rekt.

  • @stringz311
    @stringz311 7 місяців тому

    Bro literally "Came, then went." lmao

  • @LabMatt
    @LabMatt 7 місяців тому +1

    "I hear a Hunter!"

  • @rollinghouse7140
    @rollinghouse7140 6 місяців тому

    Bro just wanted to give her a hug I swear lol

  • @househendoe7549
    @househendoe7549 7 місяців тому +1

    Just "Intimidation" of a participant in the case is like a auto couple of years in jail. Actual assualt of one though let alone the judge, who can give you 30 days for cussing, has to be at least at decade with no appeal option.

  • @spook407
    @spook407 7 місяців тому

    Man chose life in prison over an athletic career with those legs

  • @mattmurdock5424
    @mattmurdock5424 7 місяців тому +1

    He probably would have done less than a year in jail. Now he’s going for years and has multiple violent felony charges on his record.