An OPOSSUM Is In My Coop, And No Weapons On Hand...

I went to close my chicken coop for the night, and there was an opossum in my coop, and I wanted to get it out before it killed a chicken. However, I had no weapon on hand, so tried a stick first. It played dead and pretended not to feel anything.
Finally, I grabbed it by the fur of its back and chucked it into the woods.
Then I closed the coop to make sure my chickens were safe and sound for the night.
I'M PRETTY SURE, GRABBING AN OPOSSUM WITH BARE HANDS IS QUITE DANGEROUS SO DONT TRY THIS AT HOME.

[@mifatscratcher4495]

I'm glad you didn't kill it

[@dontfearthereaper2887]

The moron would have killed it or injure it severely, if he had a "weapon on hand" as the tittle suggests. These trump cult members are absolutely ruthless and insensitive to the pain of others, but when they're in pain they turn into delicate snowflakes.