The Doctor Didn't Appreciate My Balls - Comedian Tahir Moore - Chocolate Sundaes Standup Comedy

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  • When the doctor asks you to prepare for a vasectomy the least they could do is appreciate your balls.
    Check out more of @tahirmoore hilarious content by following him on social media: @tahirmoore
    Originally filmed 7/16/23
    Videographer: Ivan Chatman @saintmicah_
    Editor: Keera Stephen, @keera.s
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    Clips from the country’s hottest and funniest stand-up comedy show, Chocolate Sundaes. Held Every Sunday at 7:00 p.m. & 9:30 p.m. at The Laugh Factory in Hollywood.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 312

  • @RegretWhisperer
    @RegretWhisperer Рік тому +123

    dude is just a great storyteller! he really sets the scene for you … whether you wanna be there or not 😂

  • @SeeStuDo
    @SeeStuDo 8 місяців тому

    This set destroyed, killed, and then revived everyone. Too funny. Loved it.

  • @broaddusmarines
    @broaddusmarines Рік тому +1

    Lol well done sir!!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @sevwarfare
    @sevwarfare Рік тому +2

    Nothing but the empty pumps.😂

  • @mrscarichey
    @mrscarichey Рік тому

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @evolvc
    @evolvc Рік тому

    👏

  • @PearlTheSpinster
    @PearlTheSpinster Рік тому +317

    My daughter hates pulp in the orange juice. So max pulp it is 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @drphot6050
      @drphot6050 Рік тому +7

      Yoooo 😂

    • @reep50
      @reep50 Рік тому +12

      I'd pour it through a strainer when I was young. Lol now I accept it. 😀

    • @dandeman1825
      @dandeman1825 Рік тому

      Trashhhhh...

    • @Queenxmarquise
      @Queenxmarquise Рік тому +7

      And no sugar just in case they try it 😅😅😅😅😅

    • @rayg2944
      @rayg2944 Рік тому +9

      I read this during the first joke and thought to myself where is this going?

  • @rtrue3502
    @rtrue3502 Рік тому +81

    That's why my father always bought Fritos. Now I get it @ 53 y/o.

  • @WinfordM
    @WinfordM Рік тому +123

    I didn’t know Tahir was this funny. Had me laughing so hard, my daughter started laughing.

  • @SoulQOriginal
    @SoulQOriginal Рік тому +95

    Tahir just put me on game with the ponytail holder 💯👌🏾🤣🤣

  • @Mon5taStl
    @Mon5taStl Рік тому +212

    That man was looking like a T-Rex 🦖 when he walked to the ceiling fan🤣🤣

  • @dont_crossarline1033
    @dont_crossarline1033 Рік тому +262

    Tahir is crazy as hell. this was a really good set.👏

  • @ThatBakedMacAndCheese
    @ThatBakedMacAndCheese Рік тому +46

    This was hilarious, salt n vinegar chips may burn through the bottom of your jaw but they are delicious

  • @remidibeatz8780
    @remidibeatz8780 Рік тому +13

    Butt Naked Under The Cieling Fan
    "I Deserve This"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @whitleysnipes1472
    @whitleysnipes1472 Рік тому +49

    This dude keep me cracking up!!😂 the ponytail holder tho 😂😂 first time hearing that😅

    • @drphot6050
      @drphot6050 Рік тому +4

      He a whole fool, imma marry the woman who lets me borrow hers for manscaping 😂

  • @RPMentorTokyoChannel
    @RPMentorTokyoChannel Рік тому +15

    Fun fact:
    Research has linked the pill with a shift in women's attraction to men. They can end up with men who they are less attracted to as well as more genetically similar, so it is actually suggested that they come off the pill for a decent amount of time before getting married. This is because after they come off the pill, and her hormones come back to normal, she may find herself unattracted which is of course troublesome for the relationship, and may cause it to end. I've covered these effects on my channel.

  • @khallsgotit
    @khallsgotit Рік тому +38

    Tahir is hilarious fam.

  • @laudsrealm188
    @laudsrealm188 Рік тому +15

    Tahir's craft has been refined with diamond 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 as a long-term supporter this is almost tear worthy 🤣🤣🤣👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

  • @bigkeith1022
    @bigkeith1022 Рік тому +46

    Man Tahir has come a long way. He has always been funny but I see he is finding his specific lane because every new clip I see gets better and better. This whole set was FIRE!

  • @splouffy
    @splouffy Рік тому +85

    Bob Bob has evolved into a real professional comedian. This is good work and real funny. We proud of you.

    • @37theEnigma
      @37theEnigma Рік тому +9

      When he did the Boston show 2 years ago (forgot if was last year or two years ago) with Kevonstage and ThatChickAngel, they all did amazing! Though, I'm not even trying to exaggerate to gas him up or anything like that, but Tahir fuckin KILLED it! I was going through a lot of shit that time and dude had me crying from laughter. Being a fan of his from his online shit, I was totally surprised but also respected how well he did

    • @samanthaeichhorn4319
      @samanthaeichhorn4319 Рік тому +5

      🥃🥃🥃#ZWTH

    • @boubafett
      @boubafett Рік тому +8

      Do NOT call him that! 😂😂😂

    • @miram2053
      @miram2053 Рік тому

      😂Bob bob

  • @jzurita6186
    @jzurita6186 Рік тому +32

    Having kids is dope but this dude hilarious

  • @RosecraNsMack
    @RosecraNsMack Рік тому +31

    Bro been working these jokes out all on his podcast and shows on youtube😂😂😂

    • @NeonCyberSamurai
      @NeonCyberSamurai Рік тому +5

      lol yeah i lowkey feel like i hear these before but its cus keep up with his podcasts, I need to experience his stand up live one day tho.

  • @Summerbreze
    @Summerbreze Рік тому +26

    TAHIR DONT GET ENOUGH RESPECT.. HOMIE IS HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂

  • @em0_tion
    @em0_tion Рік тому +12

    My dude came in guns blazing! 👏🤣😂

  • @sidaisdad
    @sidaisdad Рік тому +9

    Dawg!!!! I got a 6 pack of grapefruit sodas to go with them salt and vinegar joints! LMAO😂😂😂😂😂💀

  • @calebtheviceroy
    @calebtheviceroy Рік тому +12

    Tahir is wild! LoL...

  • @davids7252
    @davids7252 Рік тому +14

    I haven't seen Tahir in a minute, man's still on fire 🔥🔥🔥🤣

  • @christorian1764
    @christorian1764 Рік тому +14

    He snapped on this set. 30 point game.

  • @b.o.1951
    @b.o.1951 Рік тому +5

    Putting a taper fade on ya inner thigh is crazy af 🤦🏽‍♂️ 😂

  • @micyczar215
    @micyczar215 Рік тому +5

    I’m mad he said 6 bags of salt and vinegar chips nobody wants dat shit 😊😊😊😂😂😂😂😂 me and my kids favorite is salt and vinegar 😂

    • @Marques.Marcus85
      @Marques.Marcus85 Рік тому +1

      Yep until my kids started drinking my Fresca sodas. 😂😂😂😂

  • @drphot6050
    @drphot6050 Рік тому +14

    Instant Classic… Still wanna have 2.5 children 😂

  • @BrianaMichelle95
    @BrianaMichelle95 Рік тому +51

    I live for Tahir omggggggggg. I remember when he roasted tf out of me for eating wings at the show 😂😂😂 love his energy

    • @miram2053
      @miram2053 Рік тому +2

      😂

    • @ghostyun8832
      @ghostyun8832 Рік тому +1

      😮

    • @IINVICTA
      @IINVICTA Рік тому +1

      Were the wings good tho ? 😂😂

    • @BrianaMichelle95
      @BrianaMichelle95 Рік тому +1

      @@IINVICTA IM CACKLING 😂😂😂😂 ngl i was fawwwckin em UP cause they actually hit 😭

    • @ghostyun8832
      @ghostyun8832 Рік тому +2

      @@BrianaMichelle95 naw somebody buying me a drink after roasting me while I'm in fuck it up mode. Leave me alone when I'm eating -_-

  • @YoRAHeem
    @YoRAHeem Рік тому +9

    Dad Chips is a true thing. Every new flavor, buy a bag just in case it’s something we can have to ourselves.

  • @NateSmith87
    @NateSmith87 Рік тому +9

    0:30 seconds in, he bodied it.

  • @Afrodite96
    @Afrodite96 Рік тому +5

    People that like salt and vinegar chips must like eating glass.

    • @cwilliams7955
      @cwilliams7955 Рік тому +9

      No ma’am…they are delicious…

    • @Afrodite96
      @Afrodite96 Рік тому +2

      @@cwilliams7955 well they don’t taste bad… they just cut your tongue up being so sour!

  • @TonyLevon
    @TonyLevon Рік тому +3

    Its impossible dic 🤣

  • @lookblo
    @lookblo Рік тому +6

    My new way to take pick pics.....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 THANKS

  • @Its_Buffy_B-tches
    @Its_Buffy_B-tches Рік тому +27

    One thing about Tahir.. he's GONNA talk about his sex life😩😆

  • @stryfetc1471
    @stryfetc1471 Рік тому +8

    He class of 02'!?....I thought he was older than me!...I'm class of '98!
    Tahir look old.👀🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @mrsetamayple
    @mrsetamayple Рік тому +4

    “I found it very strange that they didn’t say anything about it” 😂😂😂😂

  • @JustineEllushon
    @JustineEllushon Рік тому +6

    The ponytail holder is genius🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @rockee254
    @rockee254 Рік тому +4

    Please give Tahir a Netflix special

  • @ajinsato9389
    @ajinsato9389 Рік тому +6

    I've never seen Tahir so animated ! He is very funny 😂

  • @richardtravick5794
    @richardtravick5794 Рік тому +2

    😂😂😂😂 he said "there's always one UNRULY BALL"😅😂😂😂😂 Soo true.. Soo True!

  • @olliwest7341
    @olliwest7341 Рік тому +4

    This man is a F00L!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @mical2great
    @mical2great Рік тому +4

    Lmaoo my dad "fav" candy is whoppers and to this day i never seen him actually eat them but i know them shits is nasty af so i never asked for em. Im startin to believe he dont even like em but knows we dont like em😂😂 same with my mom and black licorice 🤢

  • @ironroad18
    @ironroad18 Рік тому +2

    Did this mofo say "taper fade", wtf!?

  • @BahamasMusicLasers
    @BahamasMusicLasers Рік тому +3

    Tahir clearly gettin into his own, this was a dann good set.

  • @kinglouiethethird
    @kinglouiethethird Рік тому +4

    "hear me out" hahaha that one unruly ball

  • @Klub_FitNest
    @Klub_FitNest 5 місяців тому +1

    Not to say anybody is like anyone but he caught me in the beginning sounding and delivering like donnell rawlings😂😂but he holds his own

  • @hotgirl4801
    @hotgirl4801 Рік тому +19

    True Facts!!! My husband had his vasectomy 3 yesterday ago. I'm so much happier with our sex life. After 3 kids, I know for a fact I never want any kids ever again. Haha!!

    • @CephlonMayngrum
      @CephlonMayngrum Рік тому

      Do the balls shrivel up😢

    • @LegendaryTony.
      @LegendaryTony. Рік тому

      @@CephlonMayngrum No, that's a myth. 😆 if that's your worry, stay away from steroids and unnecessary testosterone injections.

  • @J_Sovereign
    @J_Sovereign Рік тому +3

    Salute to tahir but ima keep mine 100% USDA approved 😂

  • @DJTronuk
    @DJTronuk Рік тому +3

    This was incredibly hilarious and lowkey a little informative 🤣 😂 💀 🤣 😂. Great set Tahir!!

  • @zellyzell1993
    @zellyzell1993 Рік тому +3

    Snip snip empty the whole clip😂😂😂

  • @MR.Rexx101
    @MR.Rexx101 Рік тому +4

    🥃🥃Tahir living his best life.🔥💀

  • @tealamccullough330
    @tealamccullough330 Рік тому +1

    Smh I would have said something that was an important emotional event in life whats the hospitals phone number

  • @aamazintribe
    @aamazintribe Рік тому +1

    This ninja said his girlfriend is on Birth conTROLL. HAHAHAHAHA...

  • @LCdubp
    @LCdubp Рік тому +4

    Tahir has hit a new level wit this one

  • @MsAngie-he5uv
    @MsAngie-he5uv Рік тому +3

    Team #FawkDemKidz all damn day!!!! 😂😂😂😂💯💯💯💯

  • @tyronefrye4706
    @tyronefrye4706 Рік тому +1

    Im cryin respect his comedic genius gangsta no cap lol stay safe RIP Harry Belafonte Pee-Wee Herman pray for our world BLM God bless checkout the band The Main Squeeze 🙏

  • @melanie.notmel
    @melanie.notmel Рік тому +2

    What the devil? Got me laughing out loud and crying. I shouldn't have been eating while I watched this. I didn't know it would be so dangerous. 😂🤣😂🤭

  • @MannyFreshIzzm
    @MannyFreshIzzm Рік тому +1

    Son.. this shit had me in TEARS 😭😭😭😭 !!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣 T Boogie🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @bkinggraphy
    @bkinggraphy Рік тому +3

    Got me over here dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I take my nudes seriously too

  • @fs9842
    @fs9842 Рік тому +2

    😂😂😂 him and tony could take over

  • @9ninehd36
    @9ninehd36 Рік тому +3

    Joooiiin me 😂😂😂😂

  • @windowbreezes
    @windowbreezes Рік тому +1

    he got a vasectomy and his voice got higher. hahah ohhhhhh

  • @aamazintribe
    @aamazintribe Рік тому +1

    This ninja built like Mr. Magoo.

  • @DaySoze
    @DaySoze Рік тому +3

    I have to see this whole set lmao

  • @kenyattawillingham
    @kenyattawillingham Рік тому +2

    This was the education I didnt know I needed! I cant breathe 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @arod191
    @arod191 Рік тому +2

    Tahir is wild 😂😂😂, loved all of it

  • @72RiviRyda
    @72RiviRyda Рік тому +1

    Or be like my cousin and have his 5th child cause his vasectomy reversed on it's own lol

  • @J3R3MI6
    @J3R3MI6 Рік тому +3

    Bro killed it 🙏🏽💎😭

  • @Ddal0ceano
    @Ddal0ceano Рік тому +2

    That's the secret to 10yrs of marriage 😂 I hope to see this dude live.

  • @ameer8966
    @ameer8966 Рік тому +1

    Taper fade??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @futrpdr
    @futrpdr Рік тому +2

    My dude. Speaking all kinds of truth 😂

  • @thachocolategod
    @thachocolategod Рік тому +1

    Chief Wiggum did a good set here which coincidentally his doctor didn't tell him during the vasectomy 😂

  • @SasukeChi
    @SasukeChi 11 місяців тому

    I can vouch for the chips thing; my kid will eat up my chips, make it look like nothing’s been touched. Pick it up, bitch be light!🤦🏽‍♀️ Bruh-!

  • @mattb3672
    @mattb3672 Рік тому +1

    Pony tail holders around the balls
    😂😂😂😂.
    I’m scared I might not be able to take it off then have to explain it In the emergency room

  • @3040918
    @3040918 Рік тому +1

    Hilarious 😂😂😂😂

  • @DashonIs
    @DashonIs Рік тому +1

    This guy earned his way on my "truth Tour" bus back in the day. I think that was the first time he took his talent on the road. Dope to see what focus, practice, and talent can do! Big UP Tahir 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

  • @QueMusiQ
    @QueMusiQ Рік тому +1

    a TAPER fade??!?

  • @coach_hoodie_d2007
    @coach_hoodie_d2007 Рік тому +1

    Vegan!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🎬🥃

  • @joeybloggs6357
    @joeybloggs6357 Рік тому +1

    I felt like he milked the man's manscape joke to much. Other than that he alright though

  • @shellesbby
    @shellesbby Рік тому +2

    STL 🎉🎉

  • @jaugernot
    @jaugernot Рік тому

    Nigga lmfao ponytail holder ...he a real one for that lmfao 😂😂😂😂😂 🗒️ ✍🏾✍🏾✍🏾

  • @BobSmith-xc8kw
    @BobSmith-xc8kw 8 місяців тому

    Dudes a killer. I just found out about him through Stand-Up on The Spot. So glad I did.

  • @ladon1468
    @ladon1468 Рік тому

    Nigga I almost crashed watching/listening to this shit while driving 😭😭😭😭

  • @3yungskinny3
    @3yungskinny3 Рік тому +1

    My girl don’t do birth control and she still wildin so idk bout all that.

  • @Bo2xOfficialMusic
    @Bo2xOfficialMusic 6 місяців тому

    The ponytail holder joke! Bro had me wheezing 😂😂 that one ball def always escape

  • @solointheburbs
    @solointheburbs Рік тому

    Tahir always got my stomach aching!! Child free is the way ta be...ooo a man with a vasectomy is hella sexy❤

  • @Taia-school
    @Taia-school Рік тому +2

    This video is all truth😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @judahsentertainment1527
    @judahsentertainment1527 Рік тому

    This bout to blow they MF’n cap Jack 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @GoochieMane
    @GoochieMane 6 місяців тому

    the ponytail holder on the balls "FREE GAME" 🤣🤣

  • @YishEyeYo
    @YishEyeYo Рік тому

    I tried my best not to laugh... it's sad to hear a man that wants to be sterile...but when he walked bow legged...smh...

  • @Kashmere34
    @Kashmere34 Рік тому

    I saw somebody else do this joke on this same channel 😮
    The dude I saw had a Dave Chappelle style

  • @jah_loves
    @jah_loves Рік тому +2

    Hilarious! As always! 🥰🥰😂😂❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

  • @yonnabea
    @yonnabea Рік тому +2

    Tahir is hilarious! I feel like he’s mastered his craft

  • @danawilliams6657
    @danawilliams6657 Рік тому +1

    Tahir is excellent! had me laughing through the whole set, the whole bit with the vasectomy the pics the shaving was hysterical! Love him, hope to see much more of Tahir🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💕❤️💖❤️💕

  • @kingyah4611
    @kingyah4611 Рік тому

    This was both entertaining and gross!! Nobody is trying to hear about TRex on the Job.

  • @Bceemack1
    @Bceemack1 9 місяців тому

    I never seen Tahir because I didn’t think he was funny but this set changed my mind