Son: Dad, what are you doing? Rift: You will fall asleep by the end of this video... You will fall asleep by the end of this video... You will fall asleep by the end of this video... Son: ...(Close the door quietly)
The video none of us asked for, but all of us needed! Honestly really love whispers and very light writing sounds. So this is pure bliss for me. Thank you Rift!
How in the hell did this God of a man just get that pen working?! Those type of pens never worked for me! I had to try with it for minutes before it started writing!
Pyro VA have you tried using ones that weren't used or opened a LONG time ago? Have tried to violently shake the old pen or smash it with a hammer to jiggle the remaining liquid of ink to rejuivilnate the crusty ink
Skip to 26:49 if you don’t want to sit there and watch him write “You will fall asleep by the end of this video”. 👍 Edit: After that little drawing thingy he continues writing that for the rest of the video
I believe rift needs more recognition because I mean come on he is writing you will fall asleep for like 45 minutes straight and its only chapter one but he puts so much time and effort and personality into his videos that I think other channels can sometimes be bland and I'll just come back to him
I forgot about this technique. I do inherently love almost anything and everything about coherent writing. Similar to sheep, but with a cognitive fight to challenge yourself one way or the other. Love the sarcasm/irony throughout
At one point in this vid I was about to fall asleep and your the words your saying started sounding like the lyrics of yesterday by the Beatles, I then fell asleep
Reminds me a bit of a punishment I had quite frequently in elementary school - writing sentences. I got very skilled at writing 100+ of the same sentence over and over
There’s only one thing that can make me fall asleep and it’s when people lightly stroke someone else’s face with their bare fingers. The longest I’ve ever lasted on one of those videos was 7 minutes. You should totally do it
I could never write like this in such a long session... I was never taught how to hold a pencil properly when I was growing up, and so ended up with a weird full-choke deathgrip on it when I write so it actually hurts my hand. And when I try to hold a writing device the proper way it feels wrong in my hand, and my handwriting becomes completely illegible. So on top of the top-tier tingles... I'm just straight up jealous. :P
This reminds me of this sesems Street book from when i was a vhild called there is a monster at the end of this book , and follows grover who upon reading the title of the book, tries to convince you not to turn the pages, lest he have to face the monster, he tries to tie the pages together, brick them up, chain them together, but alas, nothing can stop the reader from continuing the book, i won't spoil the ending but it is very meta for a kids book and i really enjoyed it then and still think it's a great book today, highly recommend it
I LOVED that book as a kid. We all made our mom read it so much it lost it's cover. She did the Grover voice and everything. lol But years later as a young adult, she got me a brand new book because I missed it. I keep that one in perfect condition.
I can’t imagine a man can copy a sentence for so many times just like a kindergarten student got punished by the teacher...Maybe this is PASSION. Respect Uncle.
My phone will die by the end of this video.
I’m at 97% so I hope it doesn’t
6,6 feet charger bro
I use my charger while watching
I'm at 7%
Damn you its 3 am and I just started laughing so hard
I love the personality this guy has. Organized, profound set of interests, and bold hobbies. One cool guy.
Son: Dad, what are you doing?
Rift: You will fall asleep by the end of this video... You will fall asleep by the end of this video... You will fall asleep by the end of this video...
Son: ...(Close the door quietly)
He’s so committed to his videos that I’m starting to get concerned
son: d-dad?
Rift's summoning the Goddess Of Sleep
I really enjoyed the part when he wrote about how we will fall asleep by the end of the video....
Oh you too, awesome♡
Wtf
hahajmhahaha original and funny
Ah that was the best bit
Rlly? I quite luked the part where he was all like you will fall assleep by the end of this video.. Thats just my opinion.
Used blue ink. Can't sleep to this
Black on white or insomnia
Lord Hughes *english teachers have entered the chat*
@@bleepblarp275 He has the poetic langiage pass.
Nice Smite relic
He’s a blood
All work and no play makes jack a dull boy.
That's a skull facture for sure
Ubisoft goes steamworks bye bye Always on DRM
@@m3rl1on hahaaa
@@m3rl1on omg yes
I'm not gonna hurt you
I'm just gonna bash your brains in
I'm gonna bash them right the fuck in
Attempt #1 to get e.r. To do a chess game, Corvus vs Deep one Dave
start off normal but they should start questioning each other.
I'm curious to see if this will be better or worse than Kermit's attempt. Please, Frank the Tank, continue.
Hmmmmmmmm yeeees
I second the notion!
When you're trying to write your essay and just care for filling up the word count ...
Lol 😂
I just shared this with a friend who's done med school. he laughed. a lot.
Golden Drago me
The video none of us asked for, but all of us needed!
Honestly really love whispers and very light writing sounds. So this is pure bliss for me. Thank you Rift!
I see you unlocked the arctic digital camouflage skin for your notebook, gg.
It’s rift rarity highest tier possible
No
@@whocaresaboutafuckinuserna6687
There's a skin only the developers of the notebook can get, I think it's called orange polkadot
@@penguini3306 it's a joke
@@Samson12 read what I said out loud
Ephemeral Rift is Mr Beast of ASMR
Ephemeral rift’s computer destroying asmr
Ephemeral rift’s 100k battle royale asmr
Ephemeral rift’s asian sticker asmr
I litterallly just woke up dude comon.
Well, it happens xD
Oof. Go back to sleep 😴😂
Nice problems to have i can never sleep lmao
Adam Abdin right
*watches the video*
*falls asleep in the middle of the video*
*the video ends*
*next video*
James charles: HeY siSTerS!!!!
for me a ad
Why do you watch James Charles?
@@porcelina5834 I dunno why james is the next video 😂
Can't wait for your 4 20 special, E.R!
I can’t wait til all the weed goes on sale in the online dispensaries I fuckin love 4/20
parasite time That’s if u smoke meth
Ephemeral Rift please post a video of all your bloopers from all your past videos, it would be hilarious to see them all! :D
How in the hell did this God of a man just get that pen working?! Those type of pens never worked for me! I had to try with it for minutes before it started writing!
Pyro VA have you tried using ones that weren't used or opened a LONG time ago? Have tried to violently shake the old pen or smash it with a hammer to jiggle the remaining liquid of ink to rejuivilnate the crusty ink
Haha just woke up
Time to sleep again
Is that a fuckin xbox avatar?
whatiswhat lawl no it’s a banana
Yes it’s an Xbox profile picture
I take pride in the banaenae
Sam Farah it makes what you said even better
Skip to 26:49 if you don’t want to sit there and watch him write “You will fall asleep by the end of this video”. 👍
Edit: After that little drawing thingy he continues writing that for the rest of the video
I loved the part where he said “You will fall asleep by the end of this video”.
This remind of when Jack Nicholson's character in "The Shining" writes "Murder" in his book over and over.
Same
He didn’t write murder. He wrote all work and no play makes jack a dull boy.
His son writes “redrum” , jack does NOT.
Shouldn't u be sleeping instead of reading thru the comments?🤔
Shyann Martinez shouldn’t you be sleeping instead of posting comments?🤔
Shouldn’t you be sleeping instead of assuming people will read your comment?🤔
Shouldn't we all be asleep instead of commenting 🤔
@@jdplayss1364 well u see..... yes your right
@@jdplayss1364 yes but also no
God the writer's cramp I'd get doing this...
seriously props to you i don't know if i would have the patients to write "you will fall asleep by the end of this video" for 50 straight minutes.
28:10 literally me when I can’t fall asleep
(Or during lectures)
No wonder you Americans are so uneducated.
@@robinhyperlord9053 well he/she is a Russian but ok,for you everyone is American
@@powaahh love your profile pic
Robin Gilliver lmao
Robin Gilliver How come 5.5% of Americans go to college and 3.5 of the UK go to college?
Just the type of motivation this man has to write non stop. Come on guys. Positivity.
Well, it keeps getting tinglier and tinglier.
Your voice is the most soothing thing I know about
In terms of sheer wacky creativity ER is definitely one of the best asmrtists :)
Him: “You”
Me: *snores*
I believe rift needs more recognition because I mean come on he is writing you will fall asleep for like 45 minutes straight and its only chapter one but he puts so much time and effort and personality into his videos that I think other channels can sometimes be bland and I'll just come back to him
Darn ASMR women.
I forgot about this technique. I do inherently love almost anything and everything about coherent writing. Similar to sheep, but with a cognitive fight to challenge yourself one way or the other. Love the sarcasm/irony throughout
All asmr, no play make uncle E a sleepy boy
Me: I won't!
Also me after 3,7 secs: zzzZZZZZzzz.....
Faires5 you type real fast
*3.7
@Pinkymutt Miscellaneous alright
Pinkymutt Miscellaneous really?
Pinkymutt Miscellaneous nice to know!
Rubbing the pages up and down made me fall asleep watching it the 1st time.
It's amazing how dedicated he is to his videos, that's something not a lot of people do keep it up ER
I FELL ASLEEP THE SECOND YOU OPENED THE BOOK
this is the highest form of dedication
Oh a new video
Its sunday 2 o clock in gemany and i cant sleep
Thx👍🏻
He wrote you “will fall asleep by the end of the video” millions of times and I had to subscribe cause fo that
_All work and no play makes Rift a dull boy._
For a second, I thought it was going to come up with reasons why I should fall asleep...
Guess I was right
The dedication to make this video
The new shining scene looks good
Thank you so much for your dedication
It’s interesting to watch because I’m right handed and I’m watching this from the “perspective”of a left handed person
At one point in this vid I was about to fall asleep and your the words your saying started sounding like the lyrics of yesterday by the Beatles, I then fell asleep
All this asmr and no play makes Rift a dull boy
This video actually made me fall asleep.
Just a few seconds in and I feel like laying in my bed and falling asleep.
I like the bit where he told me I would fall asleep by the end of this video
**falls asleep immediately**
Where does everyone get that damn profile picture from.
Diesel Maniac shitty meme called “oh yeah yeah”. spawned from a fortnite youtuber. you can automatically assume anyone with this pfp is 12 years old
- Xterminator2 - 😂
Reminds me a bit of a punishment I had quite frequently in elementary school - writing sentences. I got very skilled at writing 100+ of the same sentence over and over
Instructions unclear, went crazy inside my dreams!
You cheeky man. I really thought that we were finally going to hear you say your channel name out loud as you were writing the title. Well done.
The amount of hand cramps while writing this you'd get would be literal torture
Me: *turns volume up all the way*
Video: you...will...
Ad: *TRY OUR NEW STUFFED CRUST!*
Me: *falls out of chair*
smeargle is best underrated comment
The dedication of this man
I want to listen to this but the writing reminds me of all the homework im too lazy to do and its making me feel guilty 😭😭
That is SUCHHHH a big mood man.
Literally same tho
The handwriting is NoT NeAt I'm NoT rElAxEd
This is like resident evil when the ganados say: "morir es vivir, morir es vivir" every moment
Good to see that my favorite asmr person also is a lefty! Pls heart this comment if u read it :)
He's right handed. Oh yeah yeah
@@joelcallear385 nah
Underrated chapter 1.
So simple yet so effective
All work and no sleep makes Rift a dull boy
yes! this is what i have been waiting for!
I'm gonna listen to this and drive. Wish me luck boys!!
I just watched ephemeral rift, dare me to drive?
i swear to god it seems like you have access to commonly searched asmr keywords because every video you put out is WEIRDLY EVERYTHING I WANT
Fun fact: I was watching this on an asmr playlist, and I fell asleep *before* the video. In your face, youtube title!
Instantly got the shining vibes so no I did not sleep by the end of this videos
Attention! The world's first endless video was released!
Geez...everyone is gonna fall asleep while watching a 50 minute long youtube video
Rift is definitely gonna win the Pulitzer for this one
Sometimes I feel like I'm the last person left who watches ASMR videos just to experience ASMR... Everyone is just always talking about sleeping..
Don't worry I got you
ASMR School Detention Roleplay
Newmono being driven home by your parents after you’ve served your detention asmr
@@TheCitedAviator getting your ass whooped after being driven home by your parents.
Being put into the hospital after being beat by your parents Asmr Roleplay
Woah that kind of looks like my handwriting O.o
Also I didn’t notice he was writing with his left hand until about a minute in lol
When you write better with your left hand than I do with my right...
Awesome vid sleep imminent.... "snore"...
Blix 17 maybe it’s because he’s left-handed?...
Wooosh!...
My biggest respect for writing over 45 minutes straight
“You will fall asleep by the end of the video”
Me: *skips to end of video*
“No this isn’t how your suppose to play the game
Well he was not wrong, I did fall asleep by the end of the video.
There’s only one thing that can make me fall asleep and it’s when people lightly stroke someone else’s face with their bare fingers. The longest I’ve ever lasted on one of those videos was 7 minutes.
You should totally do it
I hope these chapters never end 💗zzzzzzz......
I could never write like this in such a long session... I was never taught how to hold a pencil properly when I was growing up, and so ended up with a weird full-choke deathgrip on it when I write so it actually hurts my hand. And when I try to hold a writing device the proper way it feels wrong in my hand, and my handwriting becomes completely illegible. So on top of the top-tier tingles... I'm just straight up jealous. :P
This reminds me of this sesems Street book from when i was a vhild called there is a monster at the end of this book , and follows grover who upon reading the title of the book, tries to convince you not to turn the pages, lest he have to face the monster, he tries to tie the pages together, brick them up, chain them together, but alas, nothing can stop the reader from continuing the book, i won't spoil the ending but it is very meta for a kids book and i really enjoyed it then and still think it's a great book today, highly recommend it
I LOVED that book as a kid. We all made our mom read it so much it lost it's cover. She did the Grover voice and everything. lol But years later as a young adult, she got me a brand new book because I missed it. I keep that one in perfect condition.
1:44 I wanted to use this concept for a video, but it appears to be C O P Y L E F T E D
why hasn't this comment got thousands of likes? is the pun community dead?
@@taragroves9083 i am genuinely mad that his comment has only 5 likes.
This gives me flashbacks of when I used to have to write a sentence 50 times for when I got in trouble at school
Is that you, Bart Simpson?
I think he is trying to say: “you will fall asleep by the end of this video”
I feel asleep _before_ I watched this video
you did this for 50+ plus minutes ?¿ thats dedication man
i really did fall asleep by the end of the video
I mean hes not wrong
We all have to sleep at some point in time at the end of this video, even if its in days
He is saying we will be asleep "by" th end of the video, meaning before it ends. So unless this video is a few days long, you're wrong Buddy.
It’s 8 am here in Cali, welp I guess back to sleep I go. Thanks E.R!
Yay I fellow lefty part of the lefty gang😂😂
Oh yeah!
I am part of the lefty gang
Finally, we know that his dominant hand is left. This will be important for the archives
love that it's called chapter #1 x)
Can’t wait for Pennsylvania to legalize so we can get a “Rolling a joint - ASMR” video. The papes would rustle really nicely
Exactly one year ago E claimed he was leaving society for good. Welp he lied
@Skaa Maune I can count on you...
I can’t imagine a man can copy a sentence for so many times just like a kindergarten student got punished by the teacher...Maybe this is PASSION. Respect Uncle.
I just wish I was as high as frivvi to watch this video
Video uploaded 4 hour ago and people say, that they fall asleep, wtf?
D1xeR Nightcore bruh you do know you can watch a video anytime right?
UA-cam must have gotten drunk again.
When you go insane while listening to asmr