You Will Fall Asleep by the End of This Video - Chapter 1 | ASMR
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- Опубліковано 12 кві 2019
- Writing & whispering the first chapter of my new book titled: You Will Fall Asleep by the End of this Video.
Website ► ephemeralrift.com
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What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's a non-scientific word that an everyday person came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles", but the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect. - Розваги
I love the personality this guy has. Organized, profound set of interests, and bold hobbies. One cool guy.
My phone will die by the end of this video.
I’m at 97% so I hope it doesn’t
6,6 feet charger bro
I use my charger while watching
I'm at 7%
Damn you its 3 am and I just started laughing so hard
Son: Dad, what are you doing?
Rift: You will fall asleep by the end of this video... You will fall asleep by the end of this video... You will fall asleep by the end of this video...
Son: ...(Close the door quietly)
He’s so committed to his videos that I’m starting to get concerned
son: d-dad?
Rift's summoning the Goddess Of Sleep
I really enjoyed the part when he wrote about how we will fall asleep by the end of the video....
Oh you too, awesome♡
Wtf
hahajmhahaha original and funny
Ah that was the best bit
Rlly? I quite luked the part where he was all like you will fall assleep by the end of this video.. Thats just my opinion.
Attempt #1 to get e.r. To do a chess game, Corvus vs Deep one Dave
start off normal but they should start questioning each other.
I'm curious to see if this will be better or worse than Kermit's attempt. Please, Frank the Tank, continue.
Hmmmmmmmm yeeees
I second the notion!
Used blue ink. Can't sleep to this
Black on white or insomnia
Lord Hughes *english teachers have entered the chat*
@@bleepblarp275 He has the poetic langiage pass.
Nice Smite relic
He’s a blood
When you're trying to write your essay and just care for filling up the word count ...
Lol 😂
I just shared this with a friend who's done med school. he laughed. a lot.
Golden Drago me
All work and no play makes jack a dull boy.
That's a skull facture for sure
Ubisoft goes steamworks bye bye Always on DRM
@@m3rl1on hahaaa
@@m3rl1on omg yes
I'm not gonna hurt you
I'm just gonna bash your brains in
I'm gonna bash them right the fuck in
The video none of us asked for, but all of us needed!
Honestly really love whispers and very light writing sounds. So this is pure bliss for me. Thank you Rift!
Ephemeral Rift is Mr Beast of ASMR
Ephemeral rift’s computer destroying asmr
Ephemeral rift’s 100k battle royale asmr
Ephemeral rift’s asian sticker asmr
I see you unlocked the arctic digital camouflage skin for your notebook, gg.
It’s rift rarity highest tier possible
No
@@whocaresaboutafuckinuserna6687
There's a skin only the developers of the notebook can get, I think it's called orange polkadot
@@penguini3306 it's a joke
@@Samson12 read what I said out loud
Ephemeral Rift please post a video of all your bloopers from all your past videos, it would be hilarious to see them all! :D
How in the hell did this God of a man just get that pen working?! Those type of pens never worked for me! I had to try with it for minutes before it started writing!
Pyro VA have you tried using ones that weren't used or opened a LONG time ago? Have tried to violently shake the old pen or smash it with a hammer to jiggle the remaining liquid of ink to rejuivilnate the crusty ink
Skip to 26:49 if you don’t want to sit there and watch him write “You will fall asleep by the end of this video”. 👍
Edit: After that little drawing thingy he continues writing that for the rest of the video
This remind of when Jack Nicholson's character in "The Shining" writes "Murder" in his book over and over.
Same
He didn’t write murder. He wrote all work and no play makes jack a dull boy.
His son writes “redrum” , jack does NOT.
God the writer's cramp I'd get doing this...
I litterallly just woke up dude comon.
Well, it happens xD
Oof. Go back to sleep 😴😂
Nice problems to have i can never sleep lmao
Adam Abdin right
Well, it keeps getting tinglier and tinglier.
Your voice is the most soothing thing I know about
Can't wait for your 4 20 special, E.R!
I can’t wait til all the weed goes on sale in the online dispensaries I fuckin love 4/20
parasite time That’s if u smoke meth
*watches the video*
*falls asleep in the middle of the video*
*the video ends*
*next video*
James charles: HeY siSTerS!!!!
for me a ad
Why do you watch James Charles?
@@porcelina5834 I dunno why james is the next video 😂
Just the type of motivation this man has to write non stop. Come on guys. Positivity.
seriously props to you i don't know if i would have the patients to write "you will fall asleep by the end of this video" for 50 straight minutes.
Shouldn't u be sleeping instead of reading thru the comments?🤔
Shyann Martinez shouldn’t you be sleeping instead of posting comments?🤔
Shouldn’t you be sleeping instead of assuming people will read your comment?🤔
Shouldn't we all be asleep instead of commenting 🤔
@@jdplayss1364 well u see..... yes your right
@@jdplayss1364 yes but also no
It's amazing how dedicated he is to his videos, that's something not a lot of people do keep it up ER
I forgot about this technique. I do inherently love almost anything and everything about coherent writing. Similar to sheep, but with a cognitive fight to challenge yourself one way or the other. Love the sarcasm/irony throughout
I loved the part where he said “You will fall asleep by the end of this video”.
I believe rift needs more recognition because I mean come on he is writing you will fall asleep for like 45 minutes straight and its only chapter one but he puts so much time and effort and personality into his videos that I think other channels can sometimes be bland and I'll just come back to him
Darn ASMR women.
Him: “You”
Me: *snores*
Thank you so much for your dedication
In terms of sheer wacky creativity ER is definitely one of the best asmrtists :)
yes! this is what i have been waiting for!
Haha just woke up
Time to sleep again
Is that a fuckin xbox avatar?
whatiswhat lawl no it’s a banana
Yes it’s an Xbox profile picture
I take pride in the banaenae
Sam Farah it makes what you said even better
this is the highest form of dedication
Rubbing the pages up and down made me fall asleep watching it the 1st time.
So simple yet so effective
This video actually made me fall asleep.
So creative!
1:44 I wanted to use this concept for a video, but it appears to be C O P Y L E F T E D
why hasn't this comment got thousands of likes? is the pun community dead?
@@taragroves9083 i am genuinely mad that his comment has only 5 likes.
All asmr, no play make uncle E a sleepy boy
Attention! The world's first endless video was released!
The dedication of this man
The dedication to make this video
28:10 literally me when I can’t fall asleep
(Or during lectures)
No wonder you Americans are so uneducated.
@@robinhyperlord9053 well he/she is a Russian but ok,for you everyone is American
@@powaahh love your profile pic
Robin Gilliver lmao
Robin Gilliver How come 5.5% of Americans go to college and 3.5 of the UK go to college?
Underrated chapter 1.
Reminds me a bit of a punishment I had quite frequently in elementary school - writing sentences. I got very skilled at writing 100+ of the same sentence over and over
Oh a new video
Its sunday 2 o clock in gemany and i cant sleep
Thx👍🏻
At one point in this vid I was about to fall asleep and your the words your saying started sounding like the lyrics of yesterday by the Beatles, I then fell asleep
The handwriting is NoT NeAt I'm NoT rElAxEd
I FELL ASLEEP THE SECOND YOU OPENED THE BOOK
It’s interesting to watch because I’m right handed and I’m watching this from the “perspective”of a left handed person
Aahhh man. This is so good
Ótimo gatilho! Parabéns!
It’s 8 am here in Cali, welp I guess back to sleep I go. Thanks E.R!
Exactly one year ago E claimed he was leaving society for good. Welp he lied
@@technotomboy I can count on you...
it worked last night
thank you :)
You’re the best!
The amount of hand cramps while writing this you'd get would be literal torture
Sometimes I feel like I'm the last person left who watches ASMR videos just to experience ASMR... Everyone is just always talking about sleeping..
Don't worry I got you
I feel like 42:59 adds a lot of plot
This reminds me of this sesems Street book from when i was a vhild called there is a monster at the end of this book , and follows grover who upon reading the title of the book, tries to convince you not to turn the pages, lest he have to face the monster, he tries to tie the pages together, brick them up, chain them together, but alas, nothing can stop the reader from continuing the book, i won't spoil the ending but it is very meta for a kids book and i really enjoyed it then and still think it's a great book today, highly recommend it
I LOVED that book as a kid. We all made our mom read it so much it lost it's cover. She did the Grover voice and everything. lol But years later as a young adult, she got me a brand new book because I missed it. I keep that one in perfect condition.
love that it's called chapter #1 x)
i really did fall asleep by the end of the video
For a second, I thought it was going to come up with reasons why I should fall asleep...
Guess I was right
The new shining scene looks good
I want to listen to this but the writing reminds me of all the homework im too lazy to do and its making me feel guilty 😭😭
That is SUCHHHH a big mood man.
Literally same tho
i love you performance so much, thats what i call dedication XD
He wrote you “will fall asleep by the end of the video” millions of times and I had to subscribe cause fo that
I fell asleep immediately
Me: I won't!
Also me after 3,7 secs: zzzZZZZZzzz.....
Faires5 you type real fast
*3.7
@Pinkymutt Miscellaneous alright
Pinkymutt Miscellaneous really?
Pinkymutt Miscellaneous nice to know!
_All work and no play makes Rift a dull boy._
This is like resident evil when the ganados say: "morir es vivir, morir es vivir" every moment
I'm gonna listen to this and drive. Wish me luck boys!!
I just watched ephemeral rift, dare me to drive?
Instantly got the shining vibes so no I did not sleep by the end of this videos
Just a few seconds in and I feel like laying in my bed and falling asleep.
The shining asmr
I could never write like this in such a long session... I was never taught how to hold a pencil properly when I was growing up, and so ended up with a weird full-choke deathgrip on it when I write so it actually hurts my hand. And when I try to hold a writing device the proper way it feels wrong in my hand, and my handwriting becomes completely illegible. So on top of the top-tier tingles... I'm just straight up jealous. :P
Me: *turns volume up all the way*
Video: you...will...
Ad: *TRY OUR NEW STUFFED CRUST!*
Me: *falls out of chair*
smeargle is best underrated comment
I feel asleep _before_ I watched this video
This lives up to the title
I like the bit where he told me I would fall asleep by the end of this video
I hope these chapters never end 💗zzzzzzz......
thanks rift
ASMR School Detention Roleplay
Newmono being driven home by your parents after you’ve served your detention asmr
@@TheCitedAviator getting your ass whooped after being driven home by your parents.
Being put into the hospital after being beat by your parents Asmr Roleplay
Great!
31:30 *SLEEP!*
God damn This reading has moved me
Let's go lefty squad!!
All this asmr and no play makes Rift a dull boy
You cheeky man. I really thought that we were finally going to hear you say your channel name out loud as you were writing the title. Well done.
Woah that kind of looks like my handwriting O.o
Also I didn’t notice he was writing with his left hand until about a minute in lol
All work and no sleep makes Rift a dull boy
merry christmas
Well he was not wrong, I did fall asleep by the end of the video.
Video uploaded 4 hour ago and people say, that they fall asleep, wtf?
D1xeR Nightcore bruh you do know you can watch a video anytime right?
UA-cam must have gotten drunk again.
I think he is trying to say: “you will fall asleep by the end of this video”
Man, the ending got me
**falls asleep immediately**
Where does everyone get that damn profile picture from.
Diesel Maniac shitty meme called “oh yeah yeah”. spawned from a fortnite youtuber. you can automatically assume anyone with this pfp is 12 years old
- Xterminator2 - 😂
I mean hes not wrong
We all have to sleep at some point in time at the end of this video, even if its in days
He is saying we will be asleep "by" th end of the video, meaning before it ends. So unless this video is a few days long, you're wrong Buddy.
There’s only one thing that can make me fall asleep and it’s when people lightly stroke someone else’s face with their bare fingers. The longest I’ve ever lasted on one of those videos was 7 minutes.
You should totally do it