For the Empire!

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  • Опубліковано 9 лют 2024
  • More funny "The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion" Npc dialogues and meme stuff:
    Oblivion - Funny Moments I • Oblivion being Oblivio...
    Oblivion - Funny Moments II • Oblivion - 7 Minutes o...
    Oblivion - Funny Moments III • Oblivion - 3 Minutes a...
    Oblivion - Funny Moments IV • Oblivion - 12 Minutes ...
    Oblivion - Funny Moments V • Oblivion - 9 Minutes o...
    Your money or your life? • A wild Oblivion Guard ...
    Classic Oblivion Conversation: • Been better. How about...
    Have you seen Armand Christophe? • Hiding from the Imperi...
    #oblivion #bethesda #elderscrolls
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  • @Rutherford_Inchworm_III
    @Rutherford_Inchworm_III 3 місяці тому +202

    "Please show your respect to the Imperial Palace by paying with your blood."

  • @_NoraCatFGC_
    @_NoraCatFGC_ 3 місяці тому +165

    *being in a library be like*

    • @felio_
      @felio_ 3 місяці тому

      Ah, highschool library... I remember my first prank stabbing... That face ☺️

    • @staravs360
      @staravs360 3 місяці тому +2

      ok yes yes ok bro I understood thx Mister

  • @CrowSkeleton
    @CrowSkeleton 3 місяці тому +102

    I assume that the guard being brutally murdered sneezed too loudly seconds before the player arrived on the scene.

    • @Rutherford_Inchworm_III
      @Rutherford_Inchworm_III 3 місяці тому +12

      Crime: Being a treacherous little filcher
      Sentence: -Pay the court a fine and serve your sentence- pay with blood

    • @kaapokoodaa
      @kaapokoodaa 3 місяці тому +5

      And then the other guard had to be silenced as well because he was whispering far too loud.

  • @MetricGuard
    @MetricGuard 3 місяці тому +94

    Someone's been murdered!

    • @sarttan
      @sarttan 3 місяці тому +17

      Body is still warm....

    • @scrittle
      @scrittle 3 місяці тому +11

      GAAAUHHH

    • @Mabra51
      @Mabra51 3 місяці тому +14

      By the nine divines !
      A salt !
      A salt !

    • @Unknowncontent14
      @Unknowncontent14 3 місяці тому +10

      Oh my goodness. Excuse me, are you alright?

    • @scrittle
      @scrittle 3 місяці тому +9

      I've been better.

  • @datboiquadzilla
    @datboiquadzilla 3 місяці тому +192

    Palace Guard: "Please show your respect to the Imperial Palace by keeping your voice down."
    Also Palace Guard: *Screams at the top of his lungs while committing treason by killing another palace guard.*

    • @3st3st77
      @3st3st77 3 місяці тому +15

      That's their way of saying "You will not talk to anyone about the murder you just witnessed."

    • @datboiquadzilla
      @datboiquadzilla 3 місяці тому +8

      @@3st3st77 “Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence!”

    • @run-of-the-mill
      @run-of-the-mill 3 місяці тому +1

      😂

    • @ogge9296
      @ogge9296 3 місяці тому +6

      yes, that was the joke.

    • @tatuira93
      @tatuira93 3 місяці тому +2

      Gotta let the Emperor know it's for him.

  • @Ceabescu
    @Ceabescu 3 місяці тому +49

    This game just never gets old

  • @forest_hobo
    @forest_hobo 3 місяці тому +28

    Imperial among us.

  • @Stranger-fk1wl
    @Stranger-fk1wl 3 місяці тому +29

    Haaaaarghhhhhh!!....

  • @RapidPhantom293
    @RapidPhantom293 3 місяці тому +8

    "FOR THE EMPIRE AND THE DRAGON!"
    "Please show your respect to the Imperial Palace by keeping your voice down."

  • @UlvenTES
    @UlvenTES 2 місяці тому +3

    Oblivion's comic potential has no limit, I love it

  • @AwkwardSegway95
    @AwkwardSegway95 3 місяці тому +6

    When I heard them shouting in the Imperial Palace, I knew one of them would say that afterwards.

  • @DraGpiper
    @DraGpiper 3 місяці тому +9

    But have they heard of the high elves?

  • @anysimmers8702
    @anysimmers8702 3 місяці тому +8

    I heard they take late fees on books seriously at the Imperial Palace Library.
    Bye🙂

  • @JazzJackrabbit
    @JazzJackrabbit 3 місяці тому +2

    ... and he took that personally

  • @madeiraislander
    @madeiraislander 2 місяці тому +2

    AH-AHHH!!!! I'VE FOUGHT MUDCRABS MORE FEARSOME THAN YOU!!!

  • @garmagictes5399
    @garmagictes5399 3 дні тому +1

    School bullying be like

  • @vindurza
    @vindurza 3 місяці тому +8

    God oblivious ai will never fail to make me laugh

  • @trinityparadox
    @trinityparadox 3 місяці тому +1

    That escalated pretty quick 😂

  • @caiusactinunwise1412
    @caiusactinunwise1412 3 місяці тому +1

    these videos are the best

  • @TheSNIPEZzz
    @TheSNIPEZzz 3 місяці тому +1

    Librarians be like:

  • @SlayerSeraph
    @SlayerSeraph 3 місяці тому +9

    Shame there's no subtitles, but still great!

  • @Rawarart
    @Rawarart 3 місяці тому +3

    wtf is happening lmao

    • @HelxAlKatuz
      @HelxAlKatuz 3 місяці тому +3

      NPC On Oblivion is Glitchy as Hell dev fixed it as possible but still happening
      In my case Martin accidentally hit the Kavatch Guard during close the portal quest and Guards literally keep hitting him even in the Realm of Oblivion 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Demetrius900000
    @Demetrius900000 3 місяці тому +6

    Why are they attacking him? Frenzy spell?

    • @rynun7620
      @rynun7620 3 місяці тому +9

      Frenzy doesn't work on guards. This is some Todd Howard level of magic

    • @scrittle
      @scrittle 3 місяці тому +7

      I've had a similar situation happen before. A guard kills a civilian protecting you, and when the area is reloaded another guard will attack the other guard. I did this in Mage School, although I'm still not so sure what the cause is exactly.

    • @caiusactinunwise1412
      @caiusactinunwise1412 3 місяці тому +6

      it just works

    • @huzi990
      @huzi990 3 місяці тому +9

      He forgot to replace the toilet paper roll again after using it all up and the other guard finally had enough of this bullshit

    • @tatuira93
      @tatuira93 3 місяці тому

      I believe in Todd magic. @@rynun7620

  • @corporealstoryteller9814
    @corporealstoryteller9814 2 місяці тому +1

    Classic coloniser boys on the rip.