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  • @drdavio4326
    @drdavio4326 Рік тому +3366

    WILLIAM OSSMAN I WAS A FAN SINCE 2019 PLS PIN ME

  • @tehdopefish
    @tehdopefish Рік тому +4234

    William I love you but I think sometimes you act too quickly and end up making poor decisions. Please never stop.

    • @OfficiallySnek
      @OfficiallySnek Рік тому +84

      "Please never stop" very good advice

    • @demarcuscousinsthe65th
      @demarcuscousinsthe65th Рік тому +50

      WILLIAM BUY AN AU FALCON ITS RELIABLE AND FUCKING FAST

    • @westcoastaerialimagery4690
      @westcoastaerialimagery4690 Рік тому +14

      @@demarcuscousinsthe65th finally, a man of culture in the comments

    • @cozzazz
      @cozzazz Рік тому +5

      @dake maybe, but still a damned abomination (visually) of a car... the only thing worse is a "Ford Ka"

    • @KiatnissNZ
      @KiatnissNZ Рік тому

      @@demarcuscousinsthe65th we love au Falcons

  • @colwhol
    @colwhol Рік тому +1827

    When using a shovel to open the hood, be careful not to scratch the paint

    • @Matt..S
      @Matt..S Рік тому +94

      On the shovel?

    • @jediprowen
      @jediprowen Рік тому +36

      @@Matt..S yes

    • @JaredConnell
      @JaredConnell Рік тому +22

      Seeing this comment before watching the video i thought i knew what was gonna happen. That, sir, is not a shovel.

    • @sihilius
      @sihilius Рік тому +3

      AND USE THE RIGHT SHOVEL FOR SOMEONES SAKE!!! USE THE ROOT SLAYER!!!

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 Рік тому +1

      Yeah, they should have taught him this in forklift training.

  • @olivermuthu4243
    @olivermuthu4243 Рік тому +1210

    Driving around in an excavator, singing indiana jones out of tune at the top of his lungs. Pure William Osman. Not to mention he's doing all this to get back at the people who said he was using the wrong shovel.

    • @ruemacrufus
      @ruemacrufus Рік тому +24

      I'm waiting for people to say he's using the wrong excavator in the comments. 😂

    • @tavshedfjols
      @tavshedfjols Рік тому +7

      That was not "top of his lungs", that was the middle of his lungs at the most.

    • @DarkKnightDueler
      @DarkKnightDueler Рік тому +11

      @@tavshedfjols Maybe for you, Mr. Big Air breather.

    • @theinternetsbrother
      @theinternetsbrother Рік тому +5

      ​@@tavshedfjols bruh do you have to argue over everything

    • @wrongtown
      @wrongtown Рік тому +2

      @@tavshedfjols listen, you're not WRONG...

  • @brunky89890
    @brunky89890 Рік тому +2382

    This video is exactly the reason why I'm so hesitant to let a shop fix my car instead of doing it myself. Finding someone who will treat your car with the care it deserves and even use the correct tools like Will did here is such a rarity.
    For real though, who titles a video "my car collection", shows only two cars, and then destroys half the collection. This is the kind of unhinged chaos that only Big Willie could provide and that's why we love you!

    • @ToriKo_
      @ToriKo_ Рік тому +2

      Hahahah

    • @Redbikemaster
      @Redbikemaster Рік тому +45

      Almost as unhinged as his hood

    • @Jason-sq2up
      @Jason-sq2up Рік тому +18

      And the best part is, he only destroyed it to show us a dirty diaper!

    • @JohnWatkinsUK
      @JohnWatkinsUK Рік тому +3

      If you end up with an excavator, I say let the shop try to fix your car!

    • @Ejpon
      @Ejpon Рік тому +8

      Well technically... The caretakers tesla, the 1000$ car, the ford and the excavator. Thats 4 in total!

  • @DesignByKirk
    @DesignByKirk Рік тому +307

    "the car thinks it is being stolen right now, but in reality something far worse is happening" 🤣

  • @Andy-WanKenobi
    @Andy-WanKenobi Рік тому +532

    I CANT BELIVE WILLAM TRIED USING A SQUARE SHOVEL TO OPEN A CAR HOOD 😂😂

    • @ffoska
      @ffoska Рік тому +33

      Still not using the right tool. damn. He needs to get one of those hydraulic jaws firefighters use, without that he just looks like a fool

  • @falseswipe7572
    @falseswipe7572 Рік тому +636

    From drinking fish stock in Japan, to smashing a car, William will always surprise me with how he functions.

  • @mattb4640
    @mattb4640 Рік тому +184

    William's playing life like a simulator game and i'm here for it.

  • @nmnoz
    @nmnoz Рік тому +516

    This is slowly becoming my favourite channel. I guess I can watch Will do whatever he wants. Good job Will!

    • @lrizzard
      @lrizzard Рік тому +3

      hes my favourite person here, i *will* watch whatever he does

  • @touku3631
    @touku3631 Рік тому +179

    I was proud and jealous that you got a TL cause that SHOULD be a really nice car to own. And then you said 1k and my expectations
    collapsed

    • @MichelleSleeper
      @MichelleSleeper Рік тому +15

      I wish I could find a TL for 1k, it would be a great Lemons car.

    • @deadeyecf5315
      @deadeyecf5315 17 днів тому

      My expectations soared. What a fun project car. Then he got in the excavator and my expectations went crashing down.

  • @crywolfe210
    @crywolfe210 Рік тому +129

    Hi William! Heavy equipment mechanic here, those won’t steer (well) while in “high speed” or “bunny mode” because it’s actually hell on the planetaries and track motors!

    • @DoctorNemmo
      @DoctorNemmo Рік тому +27

      Please don't bully him or he will end up buying more stuff

    • @herrbaum2866
      @herrbaum2866 Рік тому +6

      @@DoctorNemmo that's exactly the point

    • @Makujah_
      @Makujah_ Рік тому +9

      @@DoctorNemmo someone has to keep this economy afloat

    • @deluxejay69
      @deluxejay69 Рік тому

      Was gonna say, you gotta hit the switch to turn off hill climb mode if you wanna go full speed

  • @TheBioWanderer151
    @TheBioWanderer151 Рік тому +40

    This slow decent into madness is starting to look more like a plunge into the deep end lol. Stay safe and thanks for entertaining us so much over the years.

  • @Newt2799
    @Newt2799 Рік тому +78

    If only you could combine the 3 vehicles in your car collection to have the perfect combination of speed, dirty diapers, and mega shovel.

  • @RonaldFinger
    @RonaldFinger Рік тому +61

    It would be funny if the safety latch was one that went sideways instead of up or down

    • @ffoska
      @ffoska Рік тому +7

      You just need to unlock it from the cabin then pull it out, like on every other car. But that's way less fun for sure

    • @CRneu
      @CRneu Рік тому +16

      @@ffoska he did. if it's a crackhead car there's a solid chance they couldn't open it and then broke it in an attempt to open it. crackhead cars have all kinds of user error modifications.
      Also what's up Ronald? Nice patreon update. Shops looking gr8.

    • @Grubbet
      @Grubbet Рік тому

      Looks like it was in an accident, so nothing would line up anymore. Probably why the door latch was broken

  • @AcherontiaStyx
    @AcherontiaStyx Рік тому +52

    I look forward to buying my official William Osman signed car parts in a scrapyard soon!

    • @jakecravens8833
      @jakecravens8833 Рік тому

      Whistling William?

    • @odraregaviles9759
      @odraregaviles9759 Рік тому

      @@jakecravens8833 hell yeah, William diesel or whistlin osman

    • @CRneu
      @CRneu Рік тому

      @@jakecravens8833 not enough victim complex. Will complains about annoying fans but whistlin is on a whole 'nother level of victim complex.

    • @jakecravens8833
      @jakecravens8833 Рік тому

      @@CRneu i unsubbed from him with the video he went to England. Couldn't tell if the maga hat was real for him or not and didn't feel like finding out. Even if its just being a troll.

  • @BradleyG01
    @BradleyG01 Рік тому +189

    I love the era of Will just buying random shit and giving absolutely no explanation as to why hes buying it
    Also caretaker pulling up to see william in this backhoe literally looks like a Mom coming home finding her kid doing something ridiculous. The constant face of "Ah fuck, what now?" is gold

    • @juhis5936
      @juhis5936 Рік тому

      that's not a backhoe you fool

  • @chibi2273
    @chibi2273 Рік тому +48

    Will ya gotta get Dankpods and his mate James in from Australia to fix this, it'd be the best crossover in history

  • @Nexipal
    @Nexipal Рік тому +40

    That's a really nice box with wheels

  • @bip3dal
    @bip3dal Рік тому +2

    Dude! I love Acura TLs :). Those tail lights look pristine :).

  • @13chomp4
    @13chomp4 Рік тому +38

    Will's slow burn-esque realization that his lot of toys is not as much as caretaker's work car

  • @Cyranek
    @Cyranek Рік тому +1

    where the hood at is actually a song about this car

  • @rocketamadeus3730
    @rocketamadeus3730 Рік тому +9

    You *almost*had me, Will. Glad to see the square shovel made an appearance.

  • @godfreytube
    @godfreytube Рік тому +91

    I was truly touched when William was willing to work with that drug addict to help get his life back on track. Absolutely jaw-dropping.

    • @chriku
      @chriku Рік тому +2

      which collab are you reffering to?

    • @bermandustin
      @bermandustin Рік тому +26

      Ahh yes. I love michael reeves

  • @mineraljunction
    @mineraljunction Рік тому +13

    what the heck is William up to with this plot of land

  • @Sermienterpintor
    @Sermienterpintor Рік тому +3

    Hey dude long time fan. Just so you know, the J series engines in these cars go for decent money if they dont have high mileage. You never mentioned the mileage on it but if its under 150k you could probably get 1k for the engine alone. Not quite getting your money back out of it but after you scrap the shell for $250-400 or maybe make a video destroying it for some revenue you could get close to breaking even maybe. At least get something back out of it. Love ya buddy! Good luck lol

  • @johnsmith-mo6kz
    @johnsmith-mo6kz Рік тому +19

    This sort of thing plus William is such a great content combination lmao. Loving every video from this channel

  • @HamRadioCrashCourse
    @HamRadioCrashCourse Рік тому +1

    Complaining about the speed with the blade down. Fantastic. 😂

  • @andreastoppa1298
    @andreastoppa1298 Рік тому

    00:50 love the seat belt hanging out, nice touch

  • @nikt9831
    @nikt9831 Рік тому +95

    wow thats a nice, fast, 1000$ tweaker car.
    it would be a shame if anything were to happen to it
    Edit: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OH GOD

  • @kaleido.
    @kaleido. Рік тому +2

    don't try to trick me Willham. They are all Die-cast replicas, aren't they?

  • @jerrysienfeld9907
    @jerrysienfeld9907 Рік тому +8

    they say good art makes you feel strong emotions, this is definitely art

  • @MattXShaver
    @MattXShaver Рік тому +1

    This is the adult version of a kid playing with toys in a sandbox 😂

  • @LeoHoulston
    @LeoHoulston Рік тому +3

    This is just your anger management channel and I'm all for it

  • @stefanhuber7357
    @stefanhuber7357 6 місяців тому +1

    Watching his videos from newest to oldest is like watching a magician put back together a 2005 Acura TL

  • @supdood885
    @supdood885 Рік тому +21

    Remember the good ole days, when he was bummin it in an RV, in his parents driveway, after his rented house burnt down. Now he’s wrecking fancy Hondas with a bobcat, while his wife’s watching it all go down in her Tesla, through a cyclone fence.
    Proud of you, my guy.

  • @dansintheband
    @dansintheband Рік тому +7

    Good to see cameraman John is doing well. 👍

  • @nate8930
    @nate8930 Рік тому +1

    Spent $1000 for a dirty diaper and got a car with it too. That's a win in my book.

  • @xanderr8225
    @xanderr8225 Рік тому +8

    I love that he uses the excavator to open the hood to then open the trunk. Rather than just opening the trunk.

  • @cartermixon1999
    @cartermixon1999 Рік тому +1

    LMAO clicked on the video and got an ad for luxury sports cars

  • @FexiSponge
    @FexiSponge Рік тому +29

    It felt like only a bit ago when he was laser cutting wood to make an automatic toast butterer

    • @danmoore7600
      @danmoore7600 Рік тому +3

      We've come so far in a short amount of time

  • @SbassLaser
    @SbassLaser Рік тому +1

    Big Willy out here livin his best life

  • @penguinactually
    @penguinactually Рік тому +6

    It's like, William just ended up on an empty lot, hotwired the digger and then serviced someone's car while the neighbour's kid films it after calling Caretaker about him being there again, and she's just sitting in the car waiting for him to finish to take him home and deal with the repercussions for the 3rd time this week.

  • @animeapothecary9994
    @animeapothecary9994 Рік тому +1

    So, I've had the exact thing happen to me. Car alarm went off and shut down on me while driving it. Didn't have a fob for it. AAA showed up and knew exactly what to do. Disconnect the negative on the battery, turn the key to the "on" position, reconnect the battery, and then turn the car on. Hope this comment helps someone!

  • @NeonLightedDreams
    @NeonLightedDreams Рік тому +4

    William really stepping his game up, I love this new direction honestly

  • @zacharyhassan6352
    @zacharyhassan6352 Рік тому +1

    Let me just say, this car has a few valuable parts on it.

  • @mothballz99
    @mothballz99 Рік тому +8

    I think William had unlocked all 64 cores of his brain and has become stronger than all of us combined

  • @geoff3610
    @geoff3610 Рік тому +1

    An 05 TL is actually a great entry level enthusiast car

  • @mvpandrew93
    @mvpandrew93 Рік тому +5

    *I pray for Caretaker every day. She is saving so many life's.*

  • @SATO_FD2R
    @SATO_FD2R Рік тому +1

    I was expecting the chassis with only the front wheels on it to show up.

  • @zilchthegrate63
    @zilchthegrate63 Рік тому +5

    William is living the life everyone wants, god speed

  • @MaXaT2011
    @MaXaT2011 Рік тому +2

    I totally love chaos of this video and appeared greatest shovel. It puts a lot serotonin in me. Thanks a lot!

  • @io-km7zs
    @io-km7zs Рік тому +8

    My 5spd 2000 accord can use your TL rear sway bars so if you get rid of it I'd buy em off you

    • @io-km7zs
      @io-km7zs Рік тому +2

      Also where's your Taurus wagon?? That thing is epic!!

  • @dannyboy643ify
    @dannyboy643ify Рік тому +1

    That TL needs some love and it’s good i just think william isn’t too much of a car guy lol

    • @dannyboy643ify
      @dannyboy643ify Рік тому

      Rip TL you deserved better owners in your life 😢😂

  • @carlfeibusch9308
    @carlfeibusch9308 Рік тому +6

    I’m so curious what this property and all the heavy equipment is for we keep getting little nuggets

    • @gaiasguardian205
      @gaiasguardian205 Рік тому

      Surprise, turns out they've actually made enough money to buy the old lot they used to rent, and now they get to build their own home! Nah, but that'd be cool.

    • @60NineK
      @60NineK Рік тому

      Adult entertainment, he's getting big boy toys. the sfw kind

  • @LightsOnTrees
    @LightsOnTrees Рік тому +1

    I'm sorry but I think you'll find that you're supposed to open a car hood with a spade... I mean god William, I thought you had an engineering degree.

  • @KatlinMeeko
    @KatlinMeeko Рік тому +4

    Now this is the kind of car collection video I signed up for.

  • @trendybistro
    @trendybistro Рік тому +1

    Will's the type of guy to upload dropping a wrapped egg from two stories on his main channel, but puts him absolutely destroying a car on his second channel. You do you dude.

  • @Ruthsarian
    @Ruthsarian Рік тому +4

    Somehow my opinions on Styropyro (he's going to hurt himself) and William Osman (it's okay, he knows what he's doing) have, in the last couple of months, completely swapped.

  • @janaloff
    @janaloff Рік тому +2

    why does william look like a beet farmer

  • @pvtpain66k
    @pvtpain66k Рік тому +6

    I love showing my 9 year old your videos and going "You know Mark Rober? This guy is also a PROFESSIONAL ENGINEER. You can do anything you set your mind to."
    Edit: You did get the right shovel. Good job. :>

    • @Firebat45
      @Firebat45 Рік тому +1

      Mark Rober? Oh you mean William's chauffer?

  • @Khy._
    @Khy._ Рік тому +2

    i lost it at the spade shovel callback
    truly a william osman video of all time

  • @CBWBS
    @CBWBS Рік тому +16

    "William use a spade shovel"
    William knows his audience well

    • @Matt..S
      @Matt..S Рік тому +7

      William is the only youtuber on the planet who can make a video about a DIY x-ray machine with actual radiation, using canned beans and ravioli, and people complain about the shovel he used to dig a hole.

  • @refarded
    @refarded Рік тому +1

    thank you for the mystery link, it brought me much joy 😁👍

  • @SirChickenMcNuggetTheThird
    @SirChickenMcNuggetTheThird Рік тому +3

    "You got the nice car so why cant i have some nice things"
    I felt that xD

  • @ArdalanKian
    @ArdalanKian Рік тому +1

    Will's commitment to a 5 minute video about totaling a car is something that needs to be respected.

  • @itsmejas0n
    @itsmejas0n Рік тому +3

    Huge fan, keep up the amazing work. Love the Safety Third Podcast.

  • @gefehede7783
    @gefehede7783 Рік тому +9

    3:30 Honestly that's actually insane tbh.

  • @jazzedgoat
    @jazzedgoat Рік тому

    I can smell the hard work being done 2:30

  • @crackster234
    @crackster234 Рік тому +8

    These videos always drop at the same time I'm on the toilet, and they're always the perfect video length. Great job, William!

  • @m_ism
    @m_ism Рік тому +1

    Oh no William bought his first project car, he's becoming a car guy.

  • @bhutwheyttherismor86
    @bhutwheyttherismor86 Рік тому +7

    I can only imagine the things that were done with that $1000.

  • @john-isaacclarkii2060
    @john-isaacclarkii2060 Рік тому

    As a former Ford Taurus owner, that line at 2:56 hit home.

  • @AndreiGrozea
    @AndreiGrozea Рік тому +6

    man that's sad, those were awesome cars :(

  • @Orillion123456
    @Orillion123456 Рік тому +1

    I was worried this might be another "derailing into madness" video, but then the excavator showed up and all is well.

  • @hejranshojaee8008
    @hejranshojaee8008 Рік тому +7

    Stop flexing your UA-cam money William

  • @Sk1tch3r
    @Sk1tch3r Рік тому +2

    I have no idea where you are going with this channel, but I'm definitely in for the ride :D

    • @TheJared38
      @TheJared38 Рік тому

      There is no plan. It just Chaos and Id. Translation: William does whatever the fuck he wants to do, and we will watch it.

  • @Gu1tarZer0
    @Gu1tarZer0 Рік тому +3

    RIP TL, the little engine that couldn't
    that is a sick deal on the digger though

  • @DanYosua
    @DanYosua Рік тому

    10/10 thumbnail. And damn it. I was gonna comment about your ridiculous shovel selection but you beat me to it one second later 🤣

  • @luizhenriquegarcia3186
    @luizhenriquegarcia3186 Рік тому +3

    We should just give all our money to william, he knows best how to spend it

  • @k9man163
    @k9man163 Рік тому

    HA "the controls are backwards" 😂😂😂😂 that killed me. big plow side is the back.

  • @ErikNilsen1337
    @ErikNilsen1337 Рік тому +5

    I bought a functional 2004 Acura TL for $1,500 last year. I don’t understand how you could spend money this poorly.

  • @SirFerrickWanderer
    @SirFerrickWanderer Рік тому +1

    These last few videos have really felt like a new era of being confused and vaguely concerned for and by William Osman.
    Keep it up.

  • @Mike__B
    @Mike__B Рік тому +3

    Was going to say, "Will why are you trying to force the hood open in order to show us the dirty diaper in the trunk?"
    That said, the little boy in me is very jealous about having an excavator

  • @TotallyAGoblin
    @TotallyAGoblin Рік тому +1

    When ever I see care taker in these videos I always think back to that scene from The Babadook where the mom screams at the screeching kid 'WHY CANT YOU BE NORMAL!?'

  • @clonkers
    @clonkers Рік тому +3

    20 seconds and only 5 views, he really fell off

  • @alexmd4452
    @alexmd4452 Рік тому

    ive followed you since 2018 and that is truely a nice shovel

  • @szuperszilard
    @szuperszilard Рік тому

    I just love your content! Super funny and crazy az hell. Pls never stop!

  • @iamdb1990
    @iamdb1990 Рік тому

    this channel is becoming Family Guy jokes in real life... I approve

  • @Ben_dillon
    @Ben_dillon Рік тому +2

    I love how caretaker always has the best timing, she arrived to late to do anything abt wills tomfoolery, but still early enough to witness the carnage

  • @maxshowstack
    @maxshowstack Рік тому +1

    That ferrari 458 speciale aperta is dope dude, still worth it even if they sell for a million bucks

  • @strangerofthe2067
    @strangerofthe2067 Рік тому +1

    Sorry Will but that’s the wrong excavator for destroying an Acura.

  • @chemicalbenzeneccl4
    @chemicalbenzeneccl4 Рік тому

    Bro. You are really living the dream. Just playing with construction equipment. Reminds me of my uncles. Although they do have a construction company. Good job.

  • @nickenomics
    @nickenomics Рік тому

    You're right. That IS the nicest shovel you can buy.

  • @vandliszt
    @vandliszt Рік тому

    I love that William has succeeded in an area where I have failed. Engineering, UA-cam, life, finances....

  • @PurpleBaroon
    @PurpleBaroon Рік тому

    Holy shit the editing is so good

  • @DrRobertspoden
    @DrRobertspoden Рік тому

    You need to make more videos like this I love this

  • @metaraminellow4876
    @metaraminellow4876 Рік тому

    Big chaos energy and I love it. What can Wosman destroy next?

  • @DerekVanHook
    @DerekVanHook Рік тому

    This feels like a whistlindiesel crossover episode

  • @krishyb
    @krishyb Рік тому

    Are you planning on doing something with the acura? One can argue its even cooler with all the dents now