The WORST internet SWORD FAILS #1 - The Darwin Awards

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  • @Count._Dusk
    @Count._Dusk 2 місяці тому +1723

    I see y'all have been watching Brandon Herrara recently. XD

    • @bestwind4618
      @bestwind4618 2 місяці тому +112

      Peak idea to be honest. Great idea

    • @eliseojaime3741
      @eliseojaime3741 2 місяці тому +57

      I was just about to say something about Brandon Herrera

    • @geeery205
      @geeery205 2 місяці тому +108

      And not a single person is mad about it

    • @willgames416
      @willgames416 2 місяці тому +16

      Exact thought

    • @SKanuckS
      @SKanuckS 2 місяці тому +57

      well now i wanna see Collab

  • @stefanstoyanov7460
    @stefanstoyanov7460 2 місяці тому +153

    As a martial artist once told me. If you think you're gonna do something cool, don't. Chances are you're gonna do something stupid.

    • @MeanBeanComedy
      @MeanBeanComedy Місяць тому +2

      Aw man! I was gonna stay in school, but now that I know that's *not* cool... 😕😞😓

    • @highriskgunman4181
      @highriskgunman4181 Місяць тому +5

      my Senior Drill Instructor told us way back in 84 DON'T BE F**KIN STUPID AS LONG AS YOU DO THAT YOU SHOULD BE OK!

    • @Jezza_C_WT
      @Jezza_C_WT Місяць тому +1

      Yep, universal law says that any action that comes after the words "watch this", always ends badly lol

  • @goldzzz2200
    @goldzzz2200 2 місяці тому +959

    The four rules of sword saftey:
    1. Treat every sword as if it is sharp
    2. Know your target and whats around it ( and yourself)
    3. Keep the tip of the sword pointed on a safe direction
    4. Hands off the sword until ready to use
    Follow these simple rule so you won't be the winner of a Darwin Award

    • @Greatsword585
      @Greatsword585 2 місяці тому +113

      Almost exactly the same rules as with for guns

    • @ArMaethor
      @ArMaethor 2 місяці тому +6

      I missed this when I posted my comment just now 😂

    • @enoughothis
      @enoughothis 2 місяці тому +7

      Came here to say this. Well done, sir (and or) madam!

    • @Jack-yo2bc
      @Jack-yo2bc 2 місяці тому +44

      1.it ain't thaaaaat sharp yall be fineeeeee
      2.dont worry about what your cutting if it didn't wanna be cut it shouldn't be in your cutting range
      3.the tip of your sword is like a laser pointer so POINT POINT POINT
      4.dont let go of your sword at any point or the sword goblins will steal it
      and last of all remember swords are toys so have fun

    • @r.l.r.7550
      @r.l.r.7550 2 місяці тому

      ​@@Jack-yo2bcwhat is the link?

  • @Ixmaya7
    @Ixmaya7 Місяць тому +17

    Nice video guys! As a former nationally ranked fencer who’s studied both sport and conventional fencing under Rich Wayland, Magdi Conyd, and Delmar Calvert, I think that your guys’ critique is spot on.
    The critique of angle of swing (to me fencing lines) and even wrist motion are accurate and good for people to hear. The point on edge alignment was a good pick as well. I also really liked the emphasis throughout on how important it is to understand that this stuff is dangerous and requires training and proper equipment as well as environment.
    Don’t demonetize videos like this UA-cam! It’s a great, educational way for young folks to learn safety principles without finding a club to join.

    • @acmhfmggru
      @acmhfmggru 15 годин тому

      what's the difference between a live sword and a sword of dying?

  • @TalosCreative
    @TalosCreative 2 місяці тому +629

    Never swing or thrust a live blade at a target you do not wish to destroy. First Rule of Sword Club.

    • @TheEndOfNowhere
      @TheEndOfNowhere 2 місяці тому +4

      What’s the second rule?😮

    • @Zylo1111
      @Zylo1111 2 місяці тому +45

      @@TheEndOfNowhere Talking aboot the first rule so you don't go to jail for assault or murder.

    • @Acaykath
      @Acaykath 2 місяці тому +23

      No, the first rule of sword club is we don't talk about sword club.
      It's the only reason the cops haven't found the bodies yet.

    • @Shadow_Hawk_Streaming
      @Shadow_Hawk_Streaming 2 місяці тому +6

      Until you had to go and spill about it​@@Acaykath

    • @kalajel
      @kalajel 2 місяці тому +4

      @@Shadow_Hawk_Streaming The Sword Club is a new anti-car-theft device, hence why all the dead bodies...

  • @SirVilder
    @SirVilder 2 місяці тому +35

    "This video may be demonetized."
    You have my attention.

    • @Nick-rs5if
      @Nick-rs5if 8 днів тому

      Now we're cooking with gas. 😃

  • @nextcaesargaming5469
    @nextcaesargaming5469 2 місяці тому +534

    Between the Brandon and now Shad, both Guntube and Swordtube have now fulfilled my itch to see the best weapons-related Darwin Awards the internet has to offer

    • @vhaelen326
      @vhaelen326 2 місяці тому +14

      now the question is... if the bayonette fails come around... who has dibs? brandon or shad? you could make an argument for either
      on one hand bayonettes are DEFINITLY tied to guns, on the other hand bayonettes are based of off medieval pikes/spears

    • @nextcaesargaming5469
      @nextcaesargaming5469 2 місяці тому +19

      @@vhaelen326 I'd say they should do a collab

    • @DarthSanguine
      @DarthSanguine 2 місяці тому +7

      These aren't Darwin Awards, though - nobody died or got neutered.

    • @yamatokurusaki5790
      @yamatokurusaki5790 2 місяці тому

      ​@@vhaelen326 Collaboration

    • @yamatokurusaki5790
      @yamatokurusaki5790 2 місяці тому

      ​@@DarthSanguine yeah nah

  • @SiegfriedSTM
    @SiegfriedSTM 2 місяці тому +144

    The worst thing on the last one is that there were 5 people filming it and none of them had the bright idea to stop it. The whole family deserves the Darwin Award.

    • @tapurate638
      @tapurate638 2 місяці тому +9

      Exactly! I'm not an expert at safety and sometimes I do really stupid thing, but even I when looked at that video on pause I was like "NOOOOOOOOO, DON'T DO IT!" Like, he is literally swings a fucking sword in his bro's face! I wouldn't do something like this even with a stick, because I'll be afraid to smack my friend in the face and it'd be kinda unpleasant, but A FUCKING SHARP REAL SWORD?!?! No fucking way.

    • @ThreadBareHope1234
      @ThreadBareHope1234 Місяць тому +5

      We need to revive the "Why do women live longer than men" meme, mall ninja sword addition

    • @MeanBeanComedy
      @MeanBeanComedy Місяць тому +1

      ​@@tapurate638See, I'm the exact same way! I do stupid sometimes, but never this bad. That's how I comfort myself when one of my stupids goes wrong.

  • @DygoKnight
    @DygoKnight 2 місяці тому +378

    NOT THE GUY WITH THE SAUSAGE

    • @xion0713
      @xion0713 2 місяці тому +8

      Dygoknight?! Doing research for the rewrites?

    • @reallifeautismsports
      @reallifeautismsports 2 місяці тому +15

      Just a tip.

    • @eledgy
      @eledgy 2 місяці тому +1

      Index that edge upward next time 🫣

    • @KairuHakubi
      @KairuHakubi 2 місяці тому +22

      I despise censorship, especially youtube's. but i have no desire to look that one up.

    • @danbardos3498
      @danbardos3498 2 місяці тому +10

      I can remember when, "Got yer nose!" was a game just for kids.
      Not anymore.👃

  • @TYLERSWIFTSWORD
    @TYLERSWIFTSWORD 2 місяці тому +55

    20:35 bro just got turned into voldemort

    • @Nanashi_MYOB
      @Nanashi_MYOB Місяць тому

      "And that's the Saigon 304 that bit my nose off!" - Chris Farley "Dirty Work"

    • @PikkaBird
      @PikkaBird 4 дні тому

      Or Danish astronomer Tycho Brahe, who lost his nose in a duel and wore a metal prosthetic.

  • @Schlumpsha
    @Schlumpsha 2 місяці тому +163

    Could be a whole series featuring the full roster of medieval weapons. Axes, bows, cutlery, throwing harfoots... you name it.

    • @yamatokurusaki5790
      @yamatokurusaki5790 2 місяці тому +5

      There will be alot of crossbows and and bows

    • @petersmythe6462
      @petersmythe6462 2 місяці тому +2

      Bows and crossbows will be absolutely horrific. A crossbow accident with a hunting broadhead is arguably worse than an accidental gunshot because the energy is transferred into a thin slice of tissue rather than a circle.

    • @petermuller3995
      @petermuller3995 2 місяці тому

      ​@@petersmythe6462 What?

    • @justinlast2lastharder749
      @justinlast2lastharder749 2 місяці тому

      Bootleg Hobbits don't exist...

    • @Seriously_Unserious
      @Seriously_Unserious 2 місяці тому +1

      You left out the most devastating weapon in the medieval arsenal, the ONLY weapon capable of ending an opponent the right way - a detached sword pommel! Theign Thrand proved a pommel tossed against a head is very bad, even when the head's covered by a great helm or equivalent. While it will protect from injury, you're striking a roughly bell shaped piece of metal with a clapper shaped piece of metal, the guy in side the helm's going to be entering The Gong Show after that!

  • @MudDragon723
    @MudDragon723 2 місяці тому +16

    I voted for Mr. Herrera and wrote a college paper about him in my Texas Government class last semester. This is a joy.

  • @EmeraldEyes1776
    @EmeraldEyes1776 2 місяці тому +76

    To paraphrase the opening to a certain guntuber's version of this: "Swords are awesome. Idiots, not so much. You put the two together and you have the potential to get a Darwin Award." It would be hilarious to see a collab, even if a long distance/virtual one, between y'all.

  • @alexhammond5002
    @alexhammond5002 2 місяці тому +7

    I have watched you guys for a while now, and while you do have fun in camera, I have noticed a very conscious presence of safety. You are all very aware of where each other are located and don't think twice about safety gear. Keep it up!

  • @Deflect15
    @Deflect15 2 місяці тому +294

    I think it was demolition ranch that said, "more than guns and weapons, UA-cam HATES blood".

    • @derrickstorm6976
      @derrickstorm6976 2 місяці тому +2

      Bet he thought he sounded really smart while saying that, too

    • @ainmosni22
      @ainmosni22 2 місяці тому +22

      ​@@derrickstorm6976he's not wrong

    • @logangodofcandy
      @logangodofcandy 2 місяці тому

      UA-cam loves blood when it is children being killed in wars for western fascism.

    • @nunyabidness3429
      @nunyabidness3429 2 місяці тому +15

      @@derrickstorm6976 probably not. Demo Ranch doesn't take himself too seriously.

    • @davidchandler2087
      @davidchandler2087 Місяць тому +6

      @@derrickstorm6976
      Why the snarky ass comment?

  • @mcalsip
    @mcalsip 2 місяці тому +12

    There is an old video floating around of a martial arts exhibition. The guy has an assistant lying down without a shirt and has a cucumber resting on his stomach. The "sword master" demonstrates how much blade control he has by chopping the cucumber in two without cutting his assistant. He chops it deftly, and then the assistant springs a rather aggressive leak. Definitely worth a breakdown on the next episode.

    • @Lilrob06
      @Lilrob06 Місяць тому +1

      Oh God that is awful

  • @chris993361
    @chris993361 2 місяці тому +165

    Knife fails are so much harder to watch than gun fails. The injuries are so much more nasty.

    • @OrcDragon65
      @OrcDragon65 2 місяці тому +37

      No one bats an eye at a knife, so they tend to be eve dumber with them.

    • @angryroostercreations5194
      @angryroostercreations5194 2 місяці тому +49

      bullet holes don't carry the same psychological weight as dismemberment.

    • @Acaykath
      @Acaykath 2 місяці тому +14

      @@angryroostercreations5194 I think that all depends on the gun and the blade. A plastic butterknife injury is much less psychologically damaging than a bullet hole from an anti-material rifle.

    • @angryroostercreations5194
      @angryroostercreations5194 2 місяці тому +25

      @@Acaykath Usually when your watching a video titled "knife fail", or "Gun fail" there are some preconceived notions that enter you're mind. Most gun fails are negligent discharges with typical small arms. Except for NDs involving shotguns, most of the time the injuries' don't appear too gruesome, even if the injury is serious, potentially even fatal. Cuts and slashes on the other hand can look absolutely horrifying. Even a mostly superficial injury can have a serious Phycological impact just from seeing a wound that's been flayed open, or digits/appendages severed.

    • @jordansorenson698
      @jordansorenson698 2 місяці тому +12

      I feel relateability plays a role here. Most people, even Americans, have never been shot. Nearly everyone has been cut by a knife a time or two, thus, the sympathy pain is real.

  • @dflitton02
    @dflitton02 2 місяці тому +68

    This is an important safety video! This should not be demonitized.

    • @CsZsolt
      @CsZsolt Місяць тому +5

      Yes, yes. An instructional video showing what NOT to do with dangerous objects.

    • @HorusHerotic
      @HorusHerotic Місяць тому +2

      Very good point. Almost like safety isn't their actual concern.

  • @jacobkrout1627
    @jacobkrout1627 2 місяці тому +59

    From gun fails with Nikko Ortiz and The Darwin Awards from Brandon Herrara. Now sword fails from Shadiversity?! I'M IN HEAVEN!

    • @yamatokurusaki5790
      @yamatokurusaki5790 2 місяці тому +3

      Idk about your idea of heaven

    • @Chraan
      @Chraan 2 місяці тому +2

      @@yamatokurusaki5790 My idea of Heaven is that my dreams get fulfilled. This dude's dream get fulfilled so he is clearly in Heaven. What is your idea of Heaven?

  • @seanlavoie2
    @seanlavoie2 2 місяці тому +3

    This is super educational 👍 it’s not just entertaining click bait.
    Safety is so important, but outlining mistakes that causes accidents makes it easier to understand.
    Honestly very useful content.

  • @lubbertdas3797
    @lubbertdas3797 2 місяці тому +16

    The first injury is like when an anime villain doesn't realize he's been cut by the main character until it's too late, but performed by a single person on his own body.

  • @jonagill
    @jonagill 2 місяці тому +18

    I think its actually easier to watch gun fails than sword fails😵😵😵
    im watching with a blindfold on and can still somehow see it all in my minds eye

    • @anttitheinternetguy3213
      @anttitheinternetguy3213 Місяць тому +1

      Same here, yikes

    • @spartanretro
      @spartanretro Місяць тому +1

      I agree. I’m able to stomach them a lot more. This might be sort of a macabre way of looking at it, but if someone gets seriously injured or dies in one of Brandon’s videos, they probably didn’t suffer for very long. With sword or knife related videos, it hurts worse to see someone else actually suffering.

  • @conwarlock3537
    @conwarlock3537 2 місяці тому +150

    To add my own story: I was once playing with a pocket knife of mine(must've been 13 or so), swinging it around and stabbing the air and such, made a stab backwards, and jammed the blade a good 5cm or so in my thigh. From that I now have a scar and much more consciousness for blade safety.

    • @Sheylenna
      @Sheylenna 2 місяці тому +12

      I was once cutting the stem of a banana because it wasn't breaking when I twisted it, and either it was a lot softer than I was expecting or a lot harder than I was expecting. The knife was also sharper than I was expecting because I think it was a shapened butter knife... but I sliced my finger open because the knife did not go only halfway as I was expecting.... I sliced another finger, cutting something by accidentally curling my finger under the knife, not realizing it was under the knife thinking I was curling it properly.... most people will agree that you need to be careful with knives, but there is some sort of disconnect when it comes to swords... small sharp pointy object, careful don't cut yourself... large sharp pointy object oooohhh shiny toy.....

    • @wardragon9438
      @wardragon9438 2 місяці тому +2

      I have a scar on my left middle finger from not being careful with my pocket knife when I was making a cut. Ever since then I have been very careful with my blades

    • @Jack-yo2bc
      @Jack-yo2bc 2 місяці тому +2

      I have a mark on my neck and eyelid from my cat does that count?

    • @Saint_Sigismund
      @Saint_Sigismund 2 місяці тому +5

      One time I went to put my S&W double sided dagger knife (forget the exact name) back in its sheath only to realize I had taken the sheath out of my pocket.
      It went in about 4 inches the long way into my thigh muscle, missing my femoral artery by an uncomfortably close margin.
      I've also had stitches on every finger from years of high speed prep cooking in restaurant kitchens.

    • @Frammdo
      @Frammdo 2 місяці тому

      I once got a thigh scar too. It is now barely visible; However, I happened to hit my thigh accidentally with a blackberry twig.

  • @johnwilcox8596
    @johnwilcox8596 2 місяці тому +7

    To piggyback on what Tyranth was saying about the stage combat swords, the techniques are also different. It's far more similar to partner dancing than martial arts. The moves are choreographed (obviously) and the attacking partner will intentionally telegraph their attacks so that the defending partner can begin their reaction before the attack even occurs (CRAP - Cue, Reaction, Action, Parry). The attacks are also offset, performed at a distance where they wouldn't hit even if the defending partner didn't parry correctly or forgot to parry at all, the energy is sent forward and past the defending partner instead of towards them (more similar to casting a fishing line than swinging a baseball bat, if that makes sense), and the movements are made at full extention to keep distance consistant and so that the attacking partners own skeletal structure halts the strike. Every movement has several redundant safety measures in place so that any one failure is not catastrophic.
    Also, steel weapons are, counterintuitively, the safest to use. Wood tends to crack or break making them sharp and dangerous, and rubber is either too flexible and whips around unpredictably or extremely heavy and basically a bludgeon. Properly made aluminum weapons are safe, but tend to develop burrs from repeated strikes that you can cut yourself on. Steel does develop burrs but at a much lower rate, particularly the ones that are actually forged. Plus, psychologically, people respect them more and tend to goof around less while using them.

  • @debelmeis2311
    @debelmeis2311 2 місяці тому +249

    We need a Brandon and shad crossover reviewing both gun and bladed fails lol

    • @biggidousthethird2672
      @biggidousthethird2672 2 місяці тому +35

      Bladed gun fails

    • @redwolf1668
      @redwolf1668 2 місяці тому +36

      Have them review bayonet fails, the worst of both worlds haha

    • @bobbertbobberson6725
      @bobbertbobberson6725 2 місяці тому +11

      Or administrative results, who actually has a couple medieval weaponry videos

    • @yamatokurusaki5790
      @yamatokurusaki5790 2 місяці тому +8

      ​@@bobbertbobberson6725 Kentucky ballistics?

    • @hangingardens9749
      @hangingardens9749 2 місяці тому +2

      That would 100% break the internet

  • @StickyTank
    @StickyTank 2 місяці тому +52

    "UA-cam wont like it..."
    I already love it.

  • @LoganLawrence
    @LoganLawrence 2 місяці тому +39

    This has been something the sword community has needed for quite some time. Thank you!

    • @VegetaLF7
      @VegetaLF7 2 місяці тому +6

      Seriously, it's a great idea. The gun community and sword community are more alike than we think. Weapons are weapons, be they modern guns or ancient swords. As Brandon would say, weapons awesome, idiots with them are not. And getting a message of safety out to more people is a plus.

  • @thomasturner2966
    @thomasturner2966 2 місяці тому +1

    Yes! Guys, absolutely put more of these together. The banter is great, but we only got a few clips. Good job, keep it up

  • @Alvin-wx2ep
    @Alvin-wx2ep 2 місяці тому +71

    Tyranth " I have never done anything stupid with a sword " 😅😅😅

    • @yamatokurusaki5790
      @yamatokurusaki5790 2 місяці тому +3

      Indeed he done tests

    • @ChaoticYak1
      @ChaoticYak1 2 місяці тому +5

      He did clarify and say that he did it safely. :)

  • @Yverian
    @Yverian Місяць тому +3

    That last video was a clear example where the expression "Cut off thy nose to spite thy face" comes from.

  • @markfergerson2145
    @markfergerson2145 2 місяці тому +12

    Dear UA-cam: if you demonetize or otherwise restrict this video you will be doing the public a disservice. Despite the laughing and general *appearance* of lack of concern for those injured in the clips in this video, this video amounts to a public service announcement.
    This video is educational in a very significant way. People watching this video will be more aware of the possibility of injury or even death resulting from the *misuse* of swords. Just as we should exercise due care with fire, electricity, cars, firearms and other things which have the potential to do bodily injury, the public needs and deserves to see how not to misuse swords.
    Thank you, a Concerned Viewer.
    (Hell yes Shad, more please. I didn’t realize there were this many such videos out there. Use your platform to spread even more safety awareness.)

  •  2 місяці тому +8

    "UA-cam will hate this series" basically immediately told me it might be a good series. :D

  • @a.cameron207
    @a.cameron207 2 місяці тому +75

    I have found that having a sharp blade even in the room makes people more mindfull of safety. The first time someone handed me a live blade for test cutting I was legit nervous, even though I managed to control it well. I just don't understand how people can be so cavalier.

    • @LarixusSnydes
      @LarixusSnydes 2 місяці тому +3

      I think I do: It's the hormones rushing through the bodies of those teens. They make them feel physically invulnerable, but at the same time they feel very insecure about their status within their group and they want to show off to regain some more status security.
      This is also why bullies act tough but at the same time feel incredibly insecure. Otherwise, they wouldn't feel the need to bully others.
      It's basically comparable with monkey behaviour as then sub-alpha males test each other, or a a pubescent male trying to impress a potiential mate i.e. (the guy with the watermelon who shaved off some skin from the palm of his hand). Just watch a video showing pubescent Chimpanzee behaviour. I don't mean that in a demeaning way towards those young people. Hormones can make you do incredibly stupid things. This will be amplified when they are part of a macho (sub)culture and/or when they have used drugs (including alcohol) that bolsters their confidence. It's group behaviour.
      Don't kid yourself, humans are social herd animals and in a group we can behave much less sensible than we would want to believe. Some people are more susceptible to this, but that does not make them lesser humans. The lone stunters don't feel alone, they still want to impress their peers that watch their video, including the camera operator, if any.
      I do not want to excuse this behaviour. I'm just trying to provide a plausible reason why these people act the way they do.

    • @BryantWalker-m6e
      @BryantWalker-m6e 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@LarixusSnydes I can simplify this, they don't have any sense. I'm betting your Gen Z, just like them.

    • @markfergerson2145
      @markfergerson2145 2 місяці тому +13

      For some perspective, I’m 72 and grew up in a time when every boy over say age ten had a pocketknife, some much younger. You learned very quickly to be careful with them. I gave myself a few cuts that didn’t leave scars only because kids at that age heal far better than adults do. However, when I was gifted my first swordlike object, I was therefore mindful, but not nervous.
      The practice of kids having a pocketknife has decreased drastically. Most boys don’t learn to cook either, which also helps teach blade safety quickly. If you don’t get that early dose of mindfulness you shouldn’t expect anything but bad results.

    • @xxxlonewolf49
      @xxxlonewolf49 2 місяці тому

      Ignorance...pure ignorance

    • @LarixusSnydes
      @LarixusSnydes 2 місяці тому +3

      @@BryantWalker-m6e Actually, I belong to generation X. A bit older than you expected, eh? Thank you 😁. When it comes to swords, I have a nicely balanced bokken ( wooden sword ). It has no edge, because I purely use it for aikido. The last thing I'd want to do is to harm my sparring partners. I love them dearly. On top of that, I love my own limbs and I want to keep them intact.

  • @willischwabe1324
    @willischwabe1324 2 місяці тому +1

    I love the information you produce, that is coming out from this stuff.
    Aimed at exactly those people you show - people with no clue and/or overconfidence, who probably had not done this, if they had watched exactly this kind of video that you made.
    Thank you very much!
    I love that content. Even though sometimes it really hurts to see people get hurt due to reckless behaviour.

  • @Spiritus-Gladius
    @Spiritus-Gladius 2 місяці тому +21

    My personal biggest fail is: I once sharpened a wall hanger katana i had bought at a flea market and managed to make the entirely dull and unhardened blade, pretty sharp. I stuck a broomstick into the ground and attempted to cut it with a suihei style cut, directly from laido. I actually managed to cut the stick, BUT.. The entire blade got bent three times, into all directions, left, right, left and it made a terrible sound. I was glad the thing didn't explode as my girlfriend was laughing about my f-uppery.
    True story.

    • @Spiritus-Gladius
      @Spiritus-Gladius 2 місяці тому +11

      Upon further inspection i realized, the tang was as thick as a nail. The thing could have killed us. Also, i was 18 years old and i just had watched the Ninja Scroll OVA series. Now i am 38 and know better. *

  • @Roland3ld
    @Roland3ld 2 місяці тому +3

    Here is the usual full support for channel growth.

  • @tyler1o1o16
    @tyler1o1o16 2 місяці тому +63

    Brandon Herrera would be proud

  • @christopherpike8269
    @christopherpike8269 Місяць тому +3

    For the watermelon one, cut the end off soo it makes a flat base. Then it will stand on its own.

  • @tmaloy87
    @tmaloy87 2 місяці тому +69

    my dad has the same sword as the guy with the ak47, there's a small kris dagger at the pommel

  • @zombiedoggie2732
    @zombiedoggie2732 2 місяці тому +2

    Yes loving this! y'all are teaching sword safety as well with these, on what *NOT* to do!

  • @gameboom7579
    @gameboom7579 2 місяці тому +85

    now this is epic
    If i want medieval and sword content, I go to shad
    If i want gun and military content, i go to Brandon
    everything i need to survive contained in 2 channels

    • @yamatokurusaki5790
      @yamatokurusaki5790 2 місяці тому +1

      Brandon has been real quiet since this dropped

    • @petermuller3995
      @petermuller3995 2 місяці тому +1

      Wait wait you go to Shad to learn about medieval things?

    • @heathermillsphantomlimb9314
      @heathermillsphantomlimb9314 2 місяці тому +1

      If you want to learn how to survive movie monsters and such, watch Nerd Explains. Actual real world tactics alongside really funny narration.

  • @RobW-l7n
    @RobW-l7n 2 місяці тому +3

    Copying someone is the best form of flattery

  • @Armored_Muskrat
    @Armored_Muskrat 2 місяці тому +90

    "Never swing your sword at something you're not willing to destroy."
    Corollary of "never point your firearm at something you're not willing to destroy."

    • @deltamico
      @deltamico 2 місяці тому +3

      Problem is, these people most likely percieved the target as something separete from it's vicinity. In such case this rule would not have any effect

    • @Armored_Muskrat
      @Armored_Muskrat 2 місяці тому +4

      @@deltamico Fair point, I guess another firearm safety rule is needed then -- "make sure of what your backstop is."

    • @derrickstorm6976
      @derrickstorm6976 2 місяці тому

      "..willing to lose" would be a lot smarter

    • @Armored_Muskrat
      @Armored_Muskrat 2 місяці тому

      @@derrickstorm6976 Why would it be "smarter?"

  • @psycomutt
    @psycomutt 2 місяці тому +5

    I have taught many people to shoot and the amount of times I've had something loaded pointed directly at me is astounding. Newbies just don't consider this stuff.

  • @kurokaze511
    @kurokaze511 2 місяці тому +28

    Wow that infomercial was in such low quality that it didn't even need to be pixelated. This is already a really fun series and in my opinion, a needed one. Honestly I feel like melee weapons are more dangerous in this way than firearms are really. Because for one, it's way easier for stupid people to get a hold of them so there's the sheer quantity of accidents, but also even the dumbest person knows that guns are really really dangerous so there's going to be at least a little bit of caution. Usually not nearly enough, but with melee weapons people tend to think that they aren't dangerous because they aren't guns.

  • @buckduane1991
    @buckduane1991 2 місяці тому +4

    Sword. Meme. Review.
    It needs to happen. But who in the sword world would be equal to Marty Robbins?

    • @CounterClaws
      @CounterClaws Місяць тому

      That would definitely be the dragonslayer from Berserk. THAT'S a big iron.

  • @martymar1484
    @martymar1484 2 місяці тому +10

    I have to say these guys did such a good job building up the anticipation to the point I was wincing at every second.. Great work.

  • @7even255
    @7even255 2 місяці тому +1

    This is the first video I've watched of this channel, and from now on I will call the guy on the left Sword-Brandon

  • @UnswimmingFishYT
    @UnswimmingFishYT 2 місяці тому +13

    I'm actually glad you blurred it. The nose one would be uncomfortable to see when it's a real injury. Seems like all of these just fit the pattern of someone doing a really dumb thing they shouldn't do and becoming an example of why it's dumb. All of those should be taken as warnings that treating a sword like a toy is a bad idea.

  • @timbrown5720
    @timbrown5720 2 місяці тому +3

    Dudes, you guys seem pretty cool. 30yrs ago a sword was hard to get. "A sword like object" I like that.

  • @ulisesmarcano2444
    @ulisesmarcano2444 2 місяці тому +24

    20:02 ooooohhhh so that's how voldemort...

  • @TYLERSWIFTSWORD
    @TYLERSWIFTSWORD 2 місяці тому +3

    I honestly never expected a brandon herrera x shadiversity crossover

  • @KurNorock
    @KurNorock 2 місяці тому +27

    I saw that infomercial live when it happened. Those two guys were supposed to be knife and sword experts. Any time they were selling knives or swords, it was those two guys, and those two guys only ever sold knives and swords.
    I used to watch it late at night because i thought it was hilarious that they were trying to pawn off cheap crap like "150 knives for $99!" while acting like they were the best blades since Excalibur.

    • @heathermillsphantomlimb9314
      @heathermillsphantomlimb9314 2 місяці тому

      That particular incident was a lot worse than they made it out to be, too. When the blade broke, it nicked an artery, and the guy almost bled to death.

  • @peacemaker357
    @peacemaker357 2 місяці тому +1

    Great video and nice cutting and spear work, guys 👍

  • @krispee5842
    @krispee5842 2 місяці тому +31

    Even as someone who learned cooking from a young age, I learned never to cut or point a blade towards yourself unless ABSOLUTELY necessary. The watermelon video gave me the most second-hand pain out of all of them.

    • @hebercluff1665
      @hebercluff1665 2 місяці тому +4

      I was out camping when I was younger. One of the people there was cutting a bell pepper while holding it. He cut down to the bone. 😬

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 2 місяці тому +4

      @@hebercluff1665 That's just careless.
      With this the guy didn't index properly. I've cut quite a few watermelons with a machete...and usually not by just hacking them in half, and you need to carefully aim it to get the angle of the blade just perfect or it won't cut straight.
      I don't think this guy even knew the angle of the blade. One machete I have, due to the asymmetrical way the blade is ground I need to hold it at a slight angle to avoid having it do... well.. that.

    • @korzbro35
      @korzbro35 2 місяці тому +1

      Perfect pun with "second-hand pain"!
      As it was literally what happened :)

    • @logangodofcandy
      @logangodofcandy 2 місяці тому

      "A falling knife is one long handle" - the Internet, probably

  • @Demonicwolf3000
    @Demonicwolf3000 2 місяці тому +4

    Wow, the good idea fairy is all over this video, good work boys!

  • @htenerf137
    @htenerf137 2 місяці тому +8

    I appreciate the generosity you guys extended to the people in these videos. To the people who weren’t being QUITE as stupid that is. Some videos of this kind are just schadenfreude to let people laugh at grievous injuries and this was far more educational. Cool vid lads 👍👍

  • @TheTrueDoomSlayer
    @TheTrueDoomSlayer 2 місяці тому +7

    0:35 being someone who has seen an overabundance of gun fails on youtube, this is definitely a first and I am beyond interested and wait for the episodes for the series in the future.

  • @shelbybayer200
    @shelbybayer200 2 місяці тому +40

    Be safe when working with Live Blades folks.
    That's what this video is about.

  • @MattTheMan22
    @MattTheMan22 2 місяці тому +1

    This series is going to be awesome!

  • @hintonempire1178
    @hintonempire1178 2 місяці тому +11

    Absolutely do more of these videos! I'd also be interested in Oz or Nate popping in as guests for these. The commentary would be hilarious!

  • @RicePikkerSMW
    @RicePikkerSMW 2 місяці тому +4

    YES THIS IS THE SERIES THE WORLD NEEDED

  • @IvoryTempestCandleOfStories
    @IvoryTempestCandleOfStories 2 місяці тому +7

    I’ve lately become quite addicted to Brandon’s Darwin Awards series myself, so I will certainly vouch for your sword take on the medium.
    Keep ‘em comin’ , I say!

  • @The_fastfreddy
    @The_fastfreddy 2 місяці тому +4

    Y'all should definitely do more of these

  • @CurtisDoesStuffOnline
    @CurtisDoesStuffOnline 2 місяці тому +11

    RE: that Home Shopping Network sword - this was late 2000. I had bought the set before this clip came on. The blade snapped and got the presenter in the gut.
    The swords had welded rod tangs.

  • @alanstowe2225
    @alanstowe2225 2 місяці тому +2

    This is way harder to watch. Sword fails hit different 😮

  • @miramavensub
    @miramavensub 2 місяці тому +12

    Another awful part about that last one: ethanol is a really potent blood thinner and they're both flush-faced which means they're at a pretty high level of intoxication AND their capillaries and veins are dilated (low blood pressure). When you have thin blood and low blood pressure a bleed will be extremely profuse and hard to stop. You'll also pass out much faster from blood loss (although you won't lose blood as fast as on an upper). So you also have the danger of smashing your head open or falling onto something sharp too.

  • @TheFallenSong89
    @TheFallenSong89 2 місяці тому +6

    I've had swords and never did this stuff as I understand that I need experience, but of course, there are people who just go for it and find out the hard way.

    • @Xyponx
      @Xyponx 2 місяці тому

      My dad has had a saying since he was a kid: "If you're going to be stupid, you've got to be tough."

  • @darkbolts3302
    @darkbolts3302 2 місяці тому +13

    yup this triggered my sharp object cutting someone phobia but I suffered through it to support your video

  • @Bubba-23nineteen
    @Bubba-23nineteen 2 місяці тому +1

    Love this so bring on more !!!

  • @martinflanigan650
    @martinflanigan650 2 місяці тому +20

    There IS a reason why your earliest training should be with wooden swords.

  • @billy-joestanton2663
    @billy-joestanton2663 Місяць тому

    10:54 Tyranths face change and concentration on the tip of that sword and pulling back the moment shad brings it in is a clear sign that he is aware of just how dangerous it is and doesn't want to get stabbed in the face by Shad. Equal amount of respect and fear of the sharp end of a weapon, even a piece of trash weapon, I love seeing these two work. Thank you for making content guys.

  • @whatthefilmwtf7171
    @whatthefilmwtf7171 2 місяці тому +20

    Shad and Brandon herrera should do a video together lol

  • @Jakegothicsnake
    @Jakegothicsnake 2 місяці тому +3

    Tyranth’s looking like Evil Prince Charming again!

  • @rndargis0
    @rndargis0 2 місяці тому +11

    We need a Brandon Herrara and Shadiversity collab now xD

  • @sethwaggoner6497
    @sethwaggoner6497 Місяць тому +1

    On that last video clip...the host's comment, "You're in THAT crowd, and you can't believe that just happened?" LOL! Never has a truer word been spoken!

  • @gasstationburrito5286
    @gasstationburrito5286 2 місяці тому +16

    The first guy has a jagermeister shirt on you already know something's getting destroyed 😆

  • @aggromonk9154
    @aggromonk9154 2 місяці тому

    I was nervous about this. You guys did a great job making it very watchable. Thank you.

  • @zerabp1130
    @zerabp1130 2 місяці тому +9

    The guy on the home shopping network actually successfully sued.

  • @thomcarey1971
    @thomcarey1971 Місяць тому +9

    I worked with a nice fellow around 25 years ago who was a fencer in the SCA (Society for Creative Anachronisms).
    During a match, the tip of his opponent’s foil found its way under his fencing mask, rode over his cheek bone, entered his eye, rounded up behind the eyeball, and severed his optic nerve, leaving him permanently blind in that eye. But almost no blood was shed. It still gives me the willies when I think about it.
    He was one of the nicest people I’ve ever had the privilege to spend time with. It’s just a damn shame it had to happen to him, through no one’s fault.

    • @stijnvandenheuvel8117
      @stijnvandenheuvel8117 Місяць тому

      I don't even know him and it gives me the willies. I can't handle eye stuff at all.

  • @icecreamtie1796
    @icecreamtie1796 2 місяці тому +12

    13:40 Maybe don't take a sword to a park and swing it around. You're probably going to get the cops called on you.

    • @Trollsby_Trollin
      @Trollsby_Trollin 2 місяці тому +2

      Was just coming here to say that 😅

    • @beardalaxy
      @beardalaxy 2 місяці тому +1

      So much for the land of the free :'(
      But yes absolutely not a good idea. The only place you can really swing a sword is in your own property if you have the space, or at a dedicated establishment for sword activities.

    • @jimcrants7517
      @jimcrants7517 Місяць тому

      I was going to say that, too. Also, if he lives in a city, there's a good chance he couldn't legally swing a sword around in his own yard, either. But wielding deadly weapons in a city park in America is right off the table, outside of an area designated for that weapon, like an archery range.

    • @robbadMC
      @robbadMC Місяць тому

      Just go in some woods, no ones gonna see you there. But also no one there to give first aid.

    • @Trollsby_Trollin
      @Trollsby_Trollin Місяць тому

      @@robbadMC my best friend did that when we were in high school. The sword bounced off the tree he was using as a practice dummy and hit his leg. Doctor told him that if it would have been an inch higher it would have hit the femoral artery and if it would have cut any deeper they would have had to amputate.

  • @elwindil8566
    @elwindil8566 2 місяці тому +3

    that QVC/home shopping thing, I remember watching that as it happened. it was the late 90's early 00's, he was beating that dang thing on that maple counter top for a good two minutes going on about how "strong" it is and when it snapped and stabbed him, I knew it was going to happen. The first probably five or six inches of the blade snapped and flew back to stab him in the arm, and he's going on about "oh I'm hit, oh...that really hurts" like...of course it hurts, you just stabbed yourself. I don't have a lot of sympathy for him because one of the other guys mentioned it might not be safe earlier when he first started doing it and he ignored the fairly obvious safety advice.

  • @KyleSage35
    @KyleSage35 2 місяці тому +8

    I can feel exactly what the guy hitting his light felt, I've hit a light and my ceiling before as a teen so ya learn real fast to pick your location before practicing ANYTHING.

    • @beardalaxy
      @beardalaxy 2 місяці тому +1

      I think most people have a story like this lol. I destroyed a light in my uncle's house flinging around a toy bamboo sword when I was like 8.

  • @dannyherbert4482
    @dannyherbert4482 2 місяці тому +16

    I was cutting pumpkins once and hit the wooden post by accident, the "battle ready" sword snapped, bounced back and hit me in the chin. I had to get quite a few stitches and now have a massive scar on my chin. I suppose I got lucky cos 2 inches lower it would of been my jugular.💀

    • @WendiGonerLH
      @WendiGonerLH Місяць тому +1

      Hope you got your money back. Battle ready should be able to take a hit like that with at most some minor edge damage, not going fragmentary

    • @dannyherbert4482
      @dannyherbert4482 Місяць тому +2

      ​@@WendiGonerLHto be honest I didn't, I couldn't be bothered in the end I'm autistic and a bit funny with that stuff. My friend had bought the same sword tho and decided to test his with a full set of armour 😆 his hacked the wooden post up so I'm guessing it was just a fault in the forging process or something.

    • @katarinatibai8396
      @katarinatibai8396 Місяць тому +1

      🥶🥶🥶That's scary 😨 😳

    • @katarinatibai8396
      @katarinatibai8396 Місяць тому +1

      🗡👃💫 gone...😱🥶🥶🥶🥴😵‍💫😵😭💀💀💀

  • @calpalius8943
    @calpalius8943 2 місяці тому +13

    brandon wouldnt care abt the naming, he'd just be happy you mentioned him and gave credit. he likes cool weapons too from what i hear

    • @shawn6860
      @shawn6860 2 місяці тому +1

      I want to see Brandon do a medieval vs modern armor now.
      He would also be able to get Matt, Scot and a few others in on it as well.

    • @VespoLiveGaming
      @VespoLiveGaming 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@shawn6860Shad and The Fat Electrician recounting the Battle of Agincourt?

    • @VespoLiveGaming
      @VespoLiveGaming 2 місяці тому +1

      And Shad should take advice from TFE about "tax deductions"! Lol

    • @shawn6860
      @shawn6860 2 місяці тому +1

      @@VespoLiveGaming That could be interesting.

  • @Ripsidus
    @Ripsidus 2 місяці тому

    Love how far you guys have come with the channel. Keep it up!

  • @calebworden2993
    @calebworden2993 2 місяці тому +20

    I'm really glad you haven't had any ouchie sings with swords because those things could be very serious

  • @Trav_Can
    @Trav_Can 2 місяці тому +2

    21:04 Thank you for saying this. I have been using guns and swords and machetes since I was kid. Yes, there are people who do dumb things with guns, but most people have a healthy fear of them. For some reason many people think swords, or these bladed objects are more like toys, and they're easy to use. They are neither of these. I've tried to teach edge alignment to people cutting up branches. Apparently, it's not very intuitive. It takes a lot of practice.

  • @doderdo1
    @doderdo1 2 місяці тому +18

    My grandfather always told me to treat sharp tools/weapons like a dog, if you don't treat a dog right it will bite at some point, the same goes for sharp tools/weapons😏
    Stay safe use your brain 😊
    Greetings from Denmark 🇩🇰

    • @Farce13
      @Farce13 2 місяці тому +2

      Truth. You always get bit when you least expect it. Never get complacent.

  • @chazjackson-ahealthfitness2611
    @chazjackson-ahealthfitness2611 2 місяці тому +3

    It's almost like the rules we apply to modern-day firearms should be general practice for weapons regardless of what you're weilding.

  • @duncanmcgee13
    @duncanmcgee13 2 місяці тому +19

    1:30 we'll classify yalls antics as "controlled experiments"

    • @hebercluff1665
      @hebercluff1665 2 місяці тому

      If their channel was an action movie, calling it a "controlled experiment" would be a bad omen. Those things always end with a lot of people dead and an alien released into the city.

  • @nslater1388
    @nslater1388 2 місяці тому +3

    Vidéos like this are important because people NEED to understand how dangerous blades are.

  • @matthewlentz2894
    @matthewlentz2894 2 місяці тому +13

    Saw thumbnail. Clicked immediately.

  • @JoeFletch1911
    @JoeFletch1911 2 місяці тому +1

    Im watching because I like brandon herreras format. Good for him and good for you.

  • @thematriarch-cyn
    @thematriarch-cyn 2 місяці тому +9

    Wow, I HATED watching this. I don't know why i didnt stop- im still watching it as im typing. I could stop right now, but will I? No! Why? I dont fucking know???

    • @pangopod2969
      @pangopod2969 2 місяці тому

      Looking at the danger to be aware of it

    • @synthemagician4686
      @synthemagician4686 2 місяці тому

      Bro, same. I like to practice with my feder or a stick while watching sword videos, but this one? Nah, I just put that shit down.

  • @vincentred1870
    @vincentred1870 2 місяці тому +2

    Fails are always a good content to watch :D

  • @DragonBorn-ij3wz
    @DragonBorn-ij3wz 2 місяці тому +5

    I've been waiting for this to come out for so long I was really hoping you guys would make videos like this

  • @kaandervis6276
    @kaandervis6276 2 місяці тому +1

    UA-cam will hate this series. I already liked it when you ve said that.

  • @ArMaethor
    @ArMaethor 2 місяці тому +11

    Going off of Brandon’s “Don’t point a gun at something you aren’t willing to destroy,” I think it would be more appropriate to say “Don’t swing a blade at something you aren’t willing to destroy.”

    • @Acaykath
      @Acaykath 2 місяці тому +3

      Or in the case of Mall ninja crap: Don't swing a blade you aren't willing to destroy.

  • @TheStrykerProject
    @TheStrykerProject 2 місяці тому +1

    Excellent PSA! I was cringing in both senses of the word the whole video. I think I need to go stretch and relax for bit...