MY CRAZIEST STORY! STAR FOX FIGHT NIGHT - Happy Console Gamer

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  • Опубліковано 6 жов 2024
  • Johnny tells a crazy tale from when he was 19 years old and had a crazy Star Fox Fight night!
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  • @ValcristRoda
    @ValcristRoda 6 років тому +134

    Sometimes parents just hate seeing their kid getting shit on enough to just allow them to be bad once. The bullying I received in HS went so far that my parents were telling me to fight. And so I did, and when I got suspended for 2 weeks they let me treat it like a vacation and play Mario RPG as much as I wanted.

  • @FinalBaton
    @FinalBaton 6 років тому +93

    Real life memories related to gaming + Johnny Millenium = GOLD
    Always.

  • @jankogo
    @jankogo 6 років тому +32

    "You´re a f-ing tough guy on the phone, eh? Let´s f-ing go, buddy!" You are awesome, Johnny! ROFL!

  • @scottkelley4517
    @scottkelley4517 6 років тому +84

    All you wanted was to play Star Fox in peace I see nothing wrong here.

    • @Strife72
      @Strife72 6 років тому +2

      He could of just shut his phone off or if it was a landline unplugged the phone 😂

  • @zachcouch8654
    @zachcouch8654 6 років тому +100

    Awesome story.
    The more of these the better.

  • @jueves21hector
    @jueves21hector 6 років тому +87

    What impresses me the most is how many douchebag phycotic girlfriends Johnny had and then, at last he married an angel such as Kim. Lucky man.

  • @daganmoriarty1973
    @daganmoriarty1973 6 років тому +24

    Alternate ending; Johnny stomps down the basement to confront the new boyfriend, only to find the guy immersed in a game of Phantasy Star. Instant besties. ;)

  • @andrewbgood4357
    @andrewbgood4357 6 років тому +51

    “Everything that I did in this story is terrible.” already intrigued. Your Dad’s reaction is every Dad’s reaction even if they don’t want to admit it. “Barrel!” punch “Roll!” punch

  • @adthomp
    @adthomp Рік тому +4

    God I could sit here all day and listen to you tell stories!

  • @kylewynn3147
    @kylewynn3147 6 років тому +62

    It's good that's she's your ex, she sounds a bit too satanic. Mr. Shimizu would not have approved. Kim, on the other hand, is just amazing for you Johnny. You picked well my friend.

  • @robertwilliamson2856
    @robertwilliamson2856 6 років тому +15

    Johnny is the Canadian OG.

  • @guillermozalles9303
    @guillermozalles9303 Рік тому +1

    Your channel is like having a virtual friend. It makes me feel like im visiting and raging about all the good times from the past with a buddy. Video games, fights, friends.

  • @its_tenten5342
    @its_tenten5342 2 роки тому +3

    I absolutely love your channel johnny! i think what made all these memories so vivid is partially because you grew up in the pre-internet age where there arent that many "distractions" and people are more present instead of scrolling through their phones all the time. love the authenticity! everyone has a past and should own up to them.

  • @DacioNerdTV
    @DacioNerdTV 6 років тому +37

    Please do a story on your film school days please. It would be interesting to hear about your days prior before youtube. Please.

    • @GR-ir2bu
      @GR-ir2bu 6 років тому +6

      DacioNerdTV Yeah I agree, I’m interested in knowing about film school and jobs before UA-cam or what he does as a job now, I know he’s talked about a dark period around 26 when he lost his job from somewhere

    • @NefariousDreary
      @NefariousDreary 6 років тому +1

      YES!

  • @PercyPumpkinheart
    @PercyPumpkinheart 6 років тому +18

    It might remind you of Star Fox, but your story reminds me of Star *Trek*. TNG, specifically, and the episode "Tapestry," all about how young Picard made what he thought were hotheaded mistakes in his youth, but they ended up making him who he was. Almost all of us have rough spots in our past that we wish we could pave over, but what matters is that we learn from them. That night could have ended much worse for you, but I guess we're all fortunate that it didn't! As for your opponent, he might have realized that bigger doesn't always beat crazier.

  • @bobbysteurer
    @bobbysteurer 6 років тому +11

    I love these candid stories about your past, man. It’s definitely my favorite part of the show. I can relate on so many levels to the wacky shit we do as young people. Ha!

  • @t-dotzfinest
    @t-dotzfinest 6 років тому +5

    '' AND I JUST FUCKING 1,2 HIM, BOOM BOOM ''
    - Johnny Millenium, Ladies and Gentlemen

  • @abelreiscarvalho7143
    @abelreiscarvalho7143 5 років тому +3

    Dude that was the funniest and craziest game story I have ever heard . I couldn't help laughing while watching you telling it for us 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @JesseDylanMusic
    @JesseDylanMusic 6 років тому +15

    This is a good example of the fact that we all do some totally stupid junk when we're younger and drive older people nuts with it. Johnny, you are the kindest, gentlest a-hole I know :P Thanks for telling the story! It made me want more D&D stories, though.

  • @davedogge2280
    @davedogge2280 6 років тому +17

    *ring ring* "Hey Johnny I just called to say that I'm a better Dragon Quest player than you and I got it before you for free. Thanks, bye "

  • @JebberGamingJaws
    @JebberGamingJaws 6 років тому +7

    It’s always nice when someone is held accountable for their words 😊. Glad he got to reap the consequences of what he said. Too many kids today are protected by society and get away with saying anything they want. I miss the days like those you described. There were many neighborhood fights when I grew up and I think we learned to be wise with what we say, and never say anything you can’t back up! Great story man. If not for having been driving intoxicated and without a license, I would say you did it perfectly 😂.

  • @andrewvaaler8633
    @andrewvaaler8633 6 років тому +11

    Great story. Your dad was secretly proud for sure

    • @KaNawogirusa
      @KaNawogirusa 6 років тому +3

      He wasnt secretly proud, he said It to him out loud haha, his dad sounds like a great guy

  • @mediaglitch
    @mediaglitch 6 років тому +15

    Good times!!!

    • @PowerMetalGamer
      @PowerMetalGamer 6 років тому +2

      lol.. I think we all were a bit nuts when we were kids, man.

  • @EricHostile
    @EricHostile 6 років тому +2

    Ah, to be a Punker back in the 90s.. good stuff. Nowadays we couldn't get away with any of the shit we did back then. I love these stories. I'm a bit younger (born in 79) but there are ALOT of common grounds in your stories and mine. Too funny. Please we need more

  • @12feettall6
    @12feettall6 6 років тому +56

    Still a better love story than twilight. lmao

  • @OwtDaftUK
    @OwtDaftUK 6 років тому +41

    I wonder if the ex and her bloke watch your videos.

    • @lastigesoma6126
      @lastigesoma6126 6 років тому +4

      Yeah im that guy and I am going to give Johnny a wet willie

    • @benkenobi6582
      @benkenobi6582 6 років тому +1

      I bet the ex has watched a few episode for sure

    • @cab12300751
      @cab12300751 6 років тому +2

      Some say he's still out there, waiting for his apology lol

    • @OwtDaftUK
      @OwtDaftUK 6 років тому

      He must of been pissed that she was still obsessed with her ex (HCG) and constantly phoneing him.

  • @zoiks6631
    @zoiks6631 6 років тому +6

    The console wars made people crazy. I was lucky to survive and only made it through by buying both a Super Nintendo and a Genesis. I lost many friends along the way.

  • @joejefferies7209
    @joejefferies7209 6 років тому +6

    A big guy like him hiding behind your ex and couldn't even fight back? You really BARREL ROLL that shit while fully loaded with liquid courage.

  • @djb6496
    @djb6496 3 роки тому +2

    This is one of the best stories ever. Loved it! LOL

  • @Spartanpotato117
    @Spartanpotato117 6 років тому +2

    I remember that one time I stopped one of Johnny’s videos short and he showed up at my house and punched me in face

  • @natural8677
    @natural8677 6 років тому +1

    2:14 Johnny turns into a posh English gentleman from the 19th centuary

  • @MatSpeedle
    @MatSpeedle 6 років тому +2

    Great story dude! This is how we dealt with things in the 80's! >

  • @nomansarker5556
    @nomansarker5556 6 років тому +2

    "Aye! (Punches ex'es bf in the face). So you're a tough guy huh buddy?!" All I can see is Terrance and Phillip during that part lol

  • @dougboyd1867
    @dougboyd1867 6 років тому +1

    “Fighting’s no good, someone always get hurt...But if must fight, WIN!”

  • @tcgamingtimes999
    @tcgamingtimes999 6 років тому +8

    Your violence is too satanic, Johnny lol This was well worth the hype you gave us during the live stream Thursday!

  • @AsteriskSS
    @AsteriskSS 6 років тому +1

    Your dad sounded really cool. Right on. thanks for sharing.

  • @Jsd15992012
    @Jsd15992012 4 роки тому +1

    That sounds like something my dad would say.....when I was a kid, maybe not so much now.

  • @Studioghiblinintendo
    @Studioghiblinintendo 6 років тому +4

    This makes my life seem so mundane as a 19 year old who does nothing but play games, go to school and browse the internet lol.
    Loved the video! I'd like to see more of these kind of videos in the future haha

  • @andrewarbogast9313
    @andrewarbogast9313 6 років тому +2

    Every guy in his youth has to deal with these crazy situations. Everyone has their breaking point. We just want to be left alone to find bigger and better things. Obviously it was very petty in the end, but man, we all find ways to stop abuse.

  • @ClanBBQ4life
    @ClanBBQ4life 6 років тому +1

    great story johnny, thanks for sharing with us. we all have done stupid stuff in our past, and owning it and learning from it is the best thing to do!

  • @jb0258
    @jb0258 6 років тому +1

    Man this was such a great story! I love when you really get into telling us about your past.
    You should start a "happystorytime" series! I'd watch every video!... even tho I already watch all your videos lol

  • @sillyskeleton
    @sillyskeleton 6 років тому +1

    Damn, Johnny was such a delinquent when he was younger! But man do I love these stories!

  • @Zaiyou
    @Zaiyou 6 років тому +12

    King of smut 95 collection vid let's c it

    • @DacioNerdTV
      @DacioNerdTV 6 років тому

      YES ! please. I've been waiting a month for it.

  • @battlestarnomore
    @battlestarnomore 6 років тому

    Those story belongs in a museum... of awesomeness.

  • @Legunia377
    @Legunia377 6 років тому +1

    This is amazing. 😂 I love your dad's reaction.

  • @natural8677
    @natural8677 6 років тому +1

    The man just wanted to play some Star Fox!!!

  • @timesplitter8040
    @timesplitter8040 6 років тому +2

    Johhy, your hands down the coolest guy on the planet. Your passion for gaming is the best. #NostalgiaGlasses

  • @WantedAngelina
    @WantedAngelina 6 років тому +1

    i love when you tell your stories... these are the gems of your channel.. :) Love u Jonny in a very non homo way :

  • @devmiles
    @devmiles 6 років тому

    I really love these personal stories. It's really what makes your channel so much fun. I guess we all can relate to these kind of stories as well. You're taking it to such a nice level not just by doing a game review here and there or a collection thing but the whole picture! Love from Amsterdam

  • @RockmanV
    @RockmanV 6 років тому

    "You're a fucking tough guy on the phone, EH?" The Canadian Eh made me lol.
    Great story!

  • @tomasgarcia7499
    @tomasgarcia7499 4 роки тому +1

    Your stories are the best!!!

  • @mthwr
    @mthwr 6 років тому +1

    "Good for u man" your dad is amazing man lol

  • @PowerMetalGamer
    @PowerMetalGamer 6 років тому +1

    That was me when I was a teenager lol. My ex girlfriend got with a new guy and he gave me shit over the phone too. What I did was. I went over to her house and caught the both of 'em in the garden. Guy seen me coming up the path, my hair flying in the wind and screaming "you're fucking dead!" . Guy jumps into his car and locks the door and she runs into the house to get help. I circled the car and put my boot through his window, pulled him through the glass and kicked him up and down the garden. I have a few scars on my hands from all the glass. I had a few drinks beforehand, the guy was like 10 years older than me too. Crazy times, man. I just ignore that shit now.

  • @CaptAwesumNo1Zone
    @CaptAwesumNo1Zone 6 років тому

    Love these memories of yours Johnny

  • @RetroR0bbie
    @RetroR0bbie 6 років тому +3

    I always enjoy a good HCG story.

  • @KaNawogirusa
    @KaNawogirusa 6 років тому +5

    I read fight night and thought we were getting a new boxing game

  • @gg.no.re.
    @gg.no.re. 6 років тому

    That story was fucking awesome haha much respect. Best part was your dad giving you props, I’d like to think my own father would do the same.

  • @hyperqprime
    @hyperqprime 4 роки тому +1

    I'd be scared shitless of a drunk Canadian storming into my house and punching me in the face.

  • @GenXGamerYouTube
    @GenXGamerYouTube 6 років тому

    This is why I love this channel, he’s one of us 🤘🏼 real talk, real people ... we make mistakes and own them 😎 and grow .

  • @doctormister169
    @doctormister169 Місяць тому

    Love it!! Might be one of my favorite vids on the channel.

  • @MrAbe1984
    @MrAbe1984 6 років тому

    Like me some Johnny but seriously the thought of Johnny throwing a punch makes me giggle!

  • @babloo1666
    @babloo1666 Рік тому

    "get outta here go get outta here!!" LOL that is freaking hilarious. I was in a similar situation minus the girl, minus the drinking and driving, but the guy was bigger than me but in my story he decides to actually fight back then and there and I had to retract so fast lol. Dude noticed I was scared shitless and just backed down. But it started because I did something stupid

  • @BuckeyeCory
    @BuckeyeCory Рік тому +2

    A good ole scrap eh? Hell yeah

  • @noside.foxhound
    @noside.foxhound 6 років тому +1

    Johnny I love your teen stories, please tell me more! lol

  • @coolnightskate
    @coolnightskate 4 роки тому

    I have a way different star fox story: I was probably about 6 years old, and my mom just got back from the video store. She rented Star Fox on snes for my brother and she rented the movie, “Candyman.” She started the movie and said “im not sure you want to watch this, It’s really scary. Why don’t you go downstairs with your brother and watch him play his game.” I decided to be tough and watch the movie. Well, about 20 minutes into the movie I was terrified and went downstairs to watch my brother play Star Fox. That decision was seriously life changing because that movie honestly haunts me to this day.
    This is what I think of when I think of Star Fox.

  • @jettr5999
    @jettr5999 6 років тому

    I love these stories you tell Johnny 😄

  • @smoichsmoicher5032
    @smoichsmoicher5032 6 років тому

    This story is badass Johnny! I love these old stories of yours.

  • @Trevlee74
    @Trevlee74 6 років тому +1

    Ahh the good old days. When you could punch a shit talker and you didn’t have to face a lawsuit and criminal charges.

  • @segagenesis1989
    @segagenesis1989 6 років тому

    "I drove up onto the lawn!" HAHAHAHA! Stories from a legend!

  • @shaggy92279
    @shaggy92279 6 років тому

    This is one of the best stories! As soon as you said you punched that guy in the face I was like daaaammmmnn! Fucking dying!

  • @BMW-sd6nn
    @BMW-sd6nn Рік тому

    One of the greatest stories ever told

  • @GrownAssNerd
    @GrownAssNerd 6 років тому +4

    It’s crazy how we change over the years, I wouldn’t put it past you to call the guy up and have him over as a special guest on the channel!

  • @vinyljoe1940
    @vinyljoe1940 6 років тому

    Best Story so far, thanks for sharing!

  • @RetroRaider
    @RetroRaider 6 років тому +1

    During this event, Johnny was the Angry Console Gamer :D

  • @JoerInferno
    @JoerInferno 6 років тому

    In my mind, I imagine the game was on pause the whole time until you came back home lol

  • @mrkratos7163
    @mrkratos7163 2 роки тому

    funniest part was you leaving the e-brake on lmao!

  • @FinalBaton
    @FinalBaton 6 років тому +2

    HAHAHA I'm fucking dying, this story is hilarious! Thanks for sharing man, that was gold
    She got you man, she fucking got you to feed into it :)

  • @zshrugs123
    @zshrugs123 6 років тому

    "lets fucking go buddy!" Canadian as it gets haha

  • @brendanjames3871
    @brendanjames3871 6 років тому

    every so often Johnny drops a wicked rowdy tale, love it when he does this 🤣 RIVETING!!

  • @5oups3yeVi3w
    @5oups3yeVi3w 6 років тому

    Haha - Last week I did a drinking confessions video and none of it compares to this haha! LEGENDARY and Ill-advised, Mr Millenium!

  • @Tsfoxxyj
    @Tsfoxxyj 6 років тому

    I love this channel been watching for over 5 years and always look forward to your content! Cheers

  • @robsmith224
    @robsmith224 6 років тому

    I want more of rough n tumble teenage John tales. My younger self relates!

  • @Elcapitaan5
    @Elcapitaan5 4 роки тому

    Johnny is proof that you should never judge a book by its cover.

  • @robertwilliamson2856
    @robertwilliamson2856 6 років тому +1

    I thought the story was going to end with Johnny accidentally punching the wrong person!

  • @gregjarvis1232
    @gregjarvis1232 6 років тому

    I would love to get a cartoon of Jim Beam go round Johnny's get drunk play video games while he tells story's from his past.......
    If I lived in Canada and we where mates!
    Sounds like a perfect Friday night to me

  • @marlonbrans3567
    @marlonbrans3567 6 років тому +1

    Haha good for you man!! Awesome story

  • @AndrewOdyssey99
    @AndrewOdyssey99 6 років тому +1

    Sounds like you summoned your Personaaaaaa!!!

  • @steelstarfitness6290
    @steelstarfitness6290 5 років тому +1

    What a badass story man. Good for you.

  • @shadarrslingblade8263
    @shadarrslingblade8263 6 років тому

    I love this story. It really takes me back to that age.🤣😆😂 Guy stories are the greatest.

  • @Roxxxxxxxbottttter
    @Roxxxxxxxbottttter 6 років тому

    6:25 "Good for you, man!" "You're becoming more like your father."

  • @Chaoitcme
    @Chaoitcme 3 роки тому

    I did some stupid things when I was a teenager. I am lucky to have made it to 20 years old.

  • @TheBestbackingtracks
    @TheBestbackingtracks 6 років тому

    I love hearing about younger Johnny! more please!!

  • @egh1590
    @egh1590 6 років тому

    Enjoy your stories keep them coming

  • @stopandlisten6070
    @stopandlisten6070 2 роки тому +1

    The shit we go through, just to try to mind our own business and play Starfox.

  • @uriahh4932
    @uriahh4932 6 років тому

    Hey man I never condone drinking and driving but I am stoked to know that you didn't let them keep walking all over you. Sometimes you just gotta stand your ground and show people that you mean business. They shouldn't have been harassing you in the first place. Great story bud. Perfect way to start my day.

  • @videogameobsession
    @videogameobsession 6 років тому

    God how I love when Canadians call their enemies "buddy" haha :)

  • @derrickrobertson3812
    @derrickrobertson3812 6 років тому

    Hell yeah Johnny, the part where you one two his face was fucking awesome...

  • @lordhockenbury
    @lordhockenbury 6 років тому +1

    Dude I wanna hear every one of these stories you have.

  • @wojiaobill
    @wojiaobill 6 років тому +1

    wicked! Thanks for sharing Johnny!