Far Cry 2 Healing Animations

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  • @hbxz9xyolo688
    @hbxz9xyolo688 7 років тому +3300

    I bet pain is afraid of him.

    • @Gen_Warlock
      @Gen_Warlock 7 років тому +85

      HBXZ9xYOLO this guy scares pain ao much that pain has repressed memories of this guy

    • @steveirwinsleftnut6925
      @steveirwinsleftnut6925 7 років тому +13

      HBXZ9xYOLO awesome but chuck Norris just has to snap his neck to heal everything

    • @vladimirpudding2447
      @vladimirpudding2447 6 років тому

      HBXZ9xYOLO Soviet russia logic

    • @pqbdwmnu
      @pqbdwmnu 6 років тому +14

      Adrenaline’s one hell of a drug

    • @SniperDog5
      @SniperDog5 6 років тому +1

      Yea, he's Chuck Norris

  • @stealth_pool8780
    @stealth_pool8780 7 років тому +1644

    Doctors hate him, find out how he healed his broken bones without any medication/doctor visits

  • @TheChosenMoose01
    @TheChosenMoose01 8 років тому +6166

    This man is amazing. He took a pill without water.

    • @pusalache1776
      @pusalache1776 8 років тому +97

      The Chosen Moose ...among other things...

    • @TheChosenMoose01
      @TheChosenMoose01 8 років тому +402

      But he took a pill with NO WATER

    • @thepeasant269
      @thepeasant269 7 років тому +14

      The Chosen Moose IKR!

    • @thatguy2090
      @thatguy2090 7 років тому +19

      saliva

    • @alien1083
      @alien1083 7 років тому +98

      It's even more awesome than taking some rebar out of his stomach

  • @guacamolejones6168
    @guacamolejones6168 5 років тому +952

    Pain: I fear no man but that thing
    *far cry 2 main character*
    Pain: it scares me

  • @AurelionSass
    @AurelionSass 6 років тому +3533

    Rare footage of Doomguy's great grandfather operating in Africa - 2008 colorized.

  • @MondySpartan
    @MondySpartan 6 років тому +1518

    "That's how I lost my medical license"

    • @frenchunicorn5059
      @frenchunicorn5059 6 років тому +61

      read it with a german accent

    • @TheAdriyaman
      @TheAdriyaman 6 років тому +2

      @@frenchunicorn5059 Dark

    • @one-wingedangel5107
      @one-wingedangel5107 6 років тому +28

      himitsu Hahaha that reference from TF2 The Medic, good one.

    • @knucklesfan463
      @knucklesfan463 6 років тому +25

      "Who needs a medical license when you've got style?" - Dr. Zed

    • @blykewolfgaming8677
      @blykewolfgaming8677 5 років тому +2

      I fear no man but that thing, it scares me

  • @macetotheface2391
    @macetotheface2391 7 років тому +494

    This man is the definition of walking it off

  • @thepeopleonthecouch2928
    @thepeopleonthecouch2928 5 років тому +1194

    Arm: *is fine*
    *Holds q*
    Arm: *Is all of a sudden backwards*

    • @ferricch9777
      @ferricch9777 5 років тому +9

      ThePeopleOnTheCouch I thought healing was h?

    • @dravic4292
      @dravic4292 4 роки тому

      Maybe he's playing the other far cry sequels

    • @Walamonga1313
      @Walamonga1313 4 роки тому

      Lol

    • @ferricch9777
      @ferricch9777 4 роки тому +6

      LOAN NGUYEN it was bound to h by default for me

    • @rajat1960
      @rajat1960 4 роки тому +1

      You're playing Far Cry 3 if you press q by default

  • @h2owater584
    @h2owater584 6 років тому +1235

    Eat *tic tac* ...
    +50 health

    • @SuperDuperSeb
      @SuperDuperSeb 5 років тому +6

      Lolz

    • @Cairo40000
      @Cairo40000 5 років тому +29

      If you played farcry 2 then that tic tac is a god send

    • @azazelsvideos8298
      @azazelsvideos8298 5 років тому +15

      They’re Malaria pills.

    • @idealzain4l404
      @idealzain4l404 4 роки тому +1

      Those are malaria pills

    • @dmz4162
      @dmz4162 4 роки тому

      @@azazelsvideos8298 no shit sherlock

  • @Nexrasa
    @Nexrasa 7 років тому +1298

    Guy falls off roof and breaks both his legs
    People rush over
    “OMG ARE YOU OK?!?”
    Guy silents sits upright and snaps both of his deformed legs in to place and walks off

  • @trbd
    @trbd 6 років тому +1536

    Skyrim : I took an arrow to the knee
    Far Cry 2 dudes : hah noobs

    • @pixeljustgaming4811
      @pixeljustgaming4811 6 років тому +2

      Wira SW lol

    • @ogithesergal4182
      @ogithesergal4182 6 років тому +14

      I took out a metal rod that was launched into my brain....And I'm still alive!!!!

    • @RandomComicEnjoyer
      @RandomComicEnjoyer 6 років тому +4

      Dragon ball raging blast 2:HAHA NOOB

    • @ynog0978
      @ynog0978 6 років тому +12

      Well... I fell down a cliff
      Got shot 120 times
      Got shot by a steel rod for no reason
      Got shot with a stick for no reason
      Broke my leg while I was shot
      Put a piece of glass from nowhere
      Dislocate myself when I was shot in the head
      Crack my fingers while I was shot too
      Yeah it was okay

    • @bud1_
      @bud1_ 6 років тому +5

      Far cry prime: i just took out *2* arrow in my hands
      Skyrim: lol super low noobs :v

  • @zed6234
    @zed6234 5 років тому +665

    "I ain't got time to bleed..."

  • @BallinAndCantGetUp15
    @BallinAndCantGetUp15 6 років тому +580

    Dentist: sir, I’m sorry to tell you that you have a cavity
    Far cry guy: casually pulls out his tooth

    • @nikolasferreira3247
      @nikolasferreira3247 6 років тому +5

      Brody Graham his name is marty alencar

    • @kylekomicbro1836
      @kylekomicbro1836 6 років тому

      Faints from blood loss

    • @danteinpuro319
      @danteinpuro319 6 років тому +12

      Brody Graham *pulls out tooth* oh you mean this cavity

    • @articusramos808
      @articusramos808 6 років тому +6

      Dentist: Ok... not the usually way to treat it. Uhh hey care to explain your situation with pulling stuff out your body?

    • @dr2d2
      @dr2d2 6 років тому

      Dentist boi wtf

  • @chilimacaroni4211
    @chilimacaroni4211 7 років тому +506

    There's this fucking dude, ripping out teeth, sticking his finger into his arm, and cauterizing his wounds with a bunch of matches, and walks off feeling better than ever.

    • @onthatday8263
      @onthatday8263 7 років тому

      BassDrop! Guess what there is one now :)

    • @feitopuns
      @feitopuns 7 років тому +2

      BassDrop! He's a terminator a T-800

    • @lonesomewendigo
      @lonesomewendigo 6 років тому +1

      Also notices giant rebar in his stomach, yanks it out like needles from a pin cushion and says: " 'tis but a flesh wound",before getting up like it was nothing

    • @jackassmcdunken2230
      @jackassmcdunken2230 6 років тому

      Since I am a huge ass pussy I ignore pain by going through an existential crisis and question pain

    • @overlyserious9493
      @overlyserious9493 6 років тому

      BassDrop! BUT malaria is his weakness.wow

  • @robobadger1249
    @robobadger1249 7 років тому +1305

    He relocates his joints like they're fucking legos

  • @myuphrid
    @myuphrid 5 років тому +598

    0:49
    - Holding a rifle with no signs of injury
    - Suddenly realises hand is twisted the wrong way round
    That is impressively oblivious.

    • @4skintim962
      @4skintim962 4 роки тому +11

      Well i mean the game came out in 2008 and you just have a general health bar not a health bar for each individual limb

    • @totallynotaneeq1053
      @totallynotaneeq1053 4 роки тому

      Lmao

    • @Sbflls
      @Sbflls 4 роки тому +5

      Ben O’Neill bruh do you know what a joke is

    • @Mangk89
      @Mangk89 4 роки тому +6

      @@Sbflls im gonna ask you the same thing.

    • @Sbflls
      @Sbflls 4 роки тому +1

      Dexutech 935 Interesting

  • @birddog3790
    @birddog3790 7 років тому +1271

    How tough are ya?
    *How tough am I?* *I took a pill*
    Ya so?
    *Without any water.*
    Right this way Sir, sorry to keep ya waitin'.

    • @ayylmao9697
      @ayylmao9697 7 років тому +57

      Whiterun Guard
      I took a nail out
      Soooo
      Out of my knuckles

    • @BBHSN98
      @BBHSN98 7 років тому +46

      I took a bullet out
      Yeah, so?
      With my finger

    • @loganmerema7284
      @loganmerema7284 7 років тому +49

      I pull rebar out.
      So?
      Out of my torso.

    • @newerez9337
      @newerez9337 7 років тому +38

      FC2 Character : When I been shot I didn't heal the wound.....
      Ajay And Jason : What Do You Do Then?
      FC2 Character : I just FUC**ING PULL MY TEETH OUT BIT*CH
      Ajay And Jason : We only have an Arm animation, Maybe We don't have any Body.......

    • @cynical1961
      @cynical1961 7 років тому +40

      How tough are ya?
      *I pulled a piece of wire outta my body*
      So what?
      *It was about 2 feet long*
      Jesus christ just go in already

  • @davidyee
    @davidyee 8 років тому +1971

    I can see it right now
    Doctor: "So have you had any major medical procedures in the last year? "
    Guy: "Well I guess i pulled a nail out of my hand, and carved a bullet out of my thigh with a knife.."
    Doc: "Umm I'm gonna stop you right.."
    G: "Or all those fractures i shoved back into place and sorta hoped for the best, also I pulled a 18 inch piece of metal wire out of my knee, oh yea, not to mention all those third degree burns, but i think pulling the piece of rebar out of my side takes the cake"
    Doc: "...Linda, cancel my 2 o'clock, Im going to be very busy. "

  • @benjaminzarkhin1293
    @benjaminzarkhin1293 8 років тому +1307

    This guy just doesn't feel pain...
    He knows the wound needs to be healed, but doesn't give a fuck while pulling those nails or twists his hands back into place.

    • @SpeedsMcRonalds
      @SpeedsMcRonalds 8 років тому +117

      "Oh every single joint in my right arm is dislocated? Just a yank, twist and a pop and that's all hunky-dory! Every finger on my left hand is broken? No problem, just curl it into a balled fist!"

    • @camnewbould3417
      @camnewbould3417 7 років тому

      Benny Zurkhin yeah no crqp

    • @4J_mafia
      @4J_mafia 7 років тому

      Cam Newbould lol

    • @bullphr0g489
      @bullphr0g489 7 років тому +12

      Agyfasz-Huszár *CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIN* (some litteraly)

    • @itsmecrosby4723
      @itsmecrosby4723 7 років тому +3

      Benny Zurkhin yea or he breaks broken bones to fix them

  • @cacodemonbeatboxcultmember6440
    @cacodemonbeatboxcultmember6440 5 років тому +1248

    **enemy cuts of his leg**
    **Spits on leg**
    I feel better now

    • @popcornegg4405
      @popcornegg4405 5 років тому +23

      Saliva can help with wounds, but I seriously doubt a bullet wound is something it could ever help with

    • @Dillon4599
      @Dillon4599 5 років тому +3

      Was that a Smosh reference?

    • @mark0183
      @mark0183 4 роки тому +4

      Resident evil 7 lol

    • @cacodemonbeatboxcultmember6440
      @cacodemonbeatboxcultmember6440 4 роки тому

      @@Dillon4599 yes it was also sry for replying so late i forgot about this comment :)

    • @d.n5287
      @d.n5287 3 роки тому +1

      @@popcornegg4405 I'm gonna shoot myself in the head and then spit on it, should revive me within 5 second healing animation

  • @nmaproductions698
    @nmaproductions698 7 років тому +641

    He's a real man took a pill without water

  • @chrissss696
    @chrissss696 6 років тому +1249

    Just chillin
    Ah shit my arm is on fire again
    **pat pat**
    Much better now

    • @thepeopleonthecouch2928
      @thepeopleonthecouch2928 6 років тому +1

      Christ chris no burn marks either 😆

    • @maxkoob
      @maxkoob 5 років тому +1

      i like how hes just so chill about it too

    • @Supa64
      @Supa64 5 років тому

      @juanisabastard ikr

    • @andersonrobotics5608
      @andersonrobotics5608 5 років тому +1

      you could say he carries fire arms

    • @Chris83275
      @Chris83275 4 роки тому

      I like that he doesn't even care 😂

  • @lifegorramsucks9371
    @lifegorramsucks9371 8 років тому +210

    Just removed a piece of rebar from my side, no screaming necessary

  • @thehorse5307
    @thehorse5307 5 років тому +246

    1:23 is the hardest one to watch. The nail in the middle of his fingers is a hard one to see as well.

    • @Brainwave101
      @Brainwave101 5 років тому +12

      For me it's when he pulls the bullet out of his palm.

    • @charles-wx3pi
      @charles-wx3pi 4 роки тому +15

      1:51

    • @abangjib8245
      @abangjib8245 4 роки тому +7

      nah its absolutely the fire matches
      2:59

    • @hotstuff6131
      @hotstuff6131 3 роки тому

      it's legit in between the joints in his knee

    • @wolfhurricane897
      @wolfhurricane897 3 роки тому +2

      And on the nail he slips the first pull.

  • @TheMasterchief826
    @TheMasterchief826 7 років тому +1208

    Lol if this guy was in saw he would pass it like nothing

    • @Altraly
      @Altraly 7 років тому +45

      Physically? Sure, but his brain will be fucked by all the torture of his mind.

    • @shpadosser5328
      @shpadosser5328 7 років тому +2

      TheMasterchief826 àas

    • @LeadMetal82
      @LeadMetal82 7 років тому +132

      Not really, just look at the guy. He casually puls a nail out of his fist like it's just tuesday.

    • @chrisward3161
      @chrisward3161 7 років тому +71

      *gets shot in chest* ow *pulls bullet out and throws it at saw*

    • @DrewFr33m4nn
      @DrewFr33m4nn 7 років тому +3

      Chris Ward *Jigsaw

  • @Reragi
    @Reragi 7 років тому +1339

    *PAIN IS JUST WEAKNESS LEAVING THE BODY!*

  • @noroom4heroes941
    @noroom4heroes941 8 років тому +1021

    Thanks Obamacare!

  • @Czesnek
    @Czesnek 5 років тому +452

    0:55 You can see some rare sign of pain this guy can feel here.

    • @maxkoob
      @maxkoob 5 років тому +26

      Czesnek idk he seems pretty chill about it

    • @thezig2078
      @thezig2078 4 роки тому +61

      Nah
      His hand just slipped

    • @2spoopy4me98
      @2spoopy4me98 4 роки тому +52

      at 1:25 he hesitates shortly though

    • @XanthumS
      @XanthumS 4 роки тому +12

      it tickled

    • @Kratos_Messi7050
      @Kratos_Messi7050 3 роки тому +6

      @@2spoopy4me98 Yeah if i were him i would hesitate longer

  • @ev369
    @ev369 7 років тому +150

    This dude just straight up relocating joints, pulling shit out of his leg, digging in there with a knife, and cauterizing a wound with a lighter like it's nothing. Damn man all of those would be painful as hell.

    • @lonesomewendigo
      @lonesomewendigo 6 років тому +3

      Without making a single sound...

    • @Diamond_2403
      @Diamond_2403 6 років тому

      InexperiencePoints don't forget he took out a large piece of metal from his side and stuck his finger through his arm to take out a bullet

    • @saladnchill
      @saladnchill 6 років тому

      😂

    • @moodoesstuff1220
      @moodoesstuff1220 2 роки тому

      and pulling a metal pole from his stomach

  • @thenemesis1290
    @thenemesis1290 6 років тому +1231

    0:30 after i finished homework

  • @Sinatra_115
    @Sinatra_115 7 років тому +446

    This isnt even cringey, its just satisfying to watch..

    • @alexracing4180
      @alexracing4180 6 років тому +39

      heartbeat poetry cult cringey doesnt always mean the kind of "cringey" you mean

    • @anonymous0165
      @anonymous0165 6 років тому +2

      I'm agree with you :D

    • @shadowfighter6196
      @shadowfighter6196 6 років тому

      KarloPlays yea the thing is idk why

    • @heartbeatpoetrygroup3866
      @heartbeatpoetrygroup3866 6 років тому +1

      BlueShell Gaming Both sayings no matter what mysterious or karlo say are the same meaning or adjective in which is the definition of something that brings discomfort over someone.
      that is the definition of cringe🙂

    • @flooplesmooples
      @flooplesmooples 6 років тому

      Watch reverse

  • @lilk1dgamer439
    @lilk1dgamer439 5 років тому +509

    “Hmm loose tooth”
    Rips tooth out
    “No problem it’ll grow back”

  • @frictionisstrategy6657
    @frictionisstrategy6657 6 років тому +546

    Him: Fixes broken hand and says nothing.
    Me: gets a splinter and screams

    • @chessemchesse3676
      @chessemchesse3676 6 років тому +8

      Me:*Cuts hand open at 6 like an idiot and cries af*
      Me now:*Acidentally drops a knife in my leg and swears and screams until i ignore it*

    • @ssspike1696
      @ssspike1696 5 років тому +16

      0:56 this is a major splinter lol

    • @maxkoob
      @maxkoob 5 років тому +4

      idk why but almost every morning i get charlie horses in my leg. it goes away soon but its a painful 30 seconds

    • @k7casca982
      @k7casca982 5 років тому +4

      How do you scream from a splinter??? Just squeeze it out, it doesn't hurt

    • @sergeantrainstorm1269
      @sergeantrainstorm1269 5 років тому +5

      ThermalGod 1:19 bigger splinter

  • @gageniedert4344
    @gageniedert4344 7 років тому +276

    Name:unknown
    Type:dentist
    Status:fired
    Reason:overqualified

  • @maxupsher6865
    @maxupsher6865 8 років тому +153

    -You're burning!
    -It's fine... 2:05
    -There's a rusty nail... in you...
    -Ah, nothing serious, just putting it out... 0:56
    -Your leg...
    -Twisted that! 1:39
    -Your fingers...
    -Let me fix them! 0:31
    -There's a bullet in your knee...
    -Give me a knife! 2:52
    -Don't you feel bullet in your elbow?
    -I will kick it out like that... 2:30
    -What's wrong with you?
    -Just a branch in my leg, simple... 1:31
    -You don't feel pain?
    -I feel metal in my hand... wait a sec 1:53

  • @dr.killshow9pmonsundays100
    @dr.killshow9pmonsundays100 5 років тому +830

    Enemy: *Runs out of ammo* how are you not dead!?!
    Me: *Snaps wrist into place* I passed med school

  • @robertsimon2885
    @robertsimon2885 6 років тому +679

    2:25 was the easiest to see.

  • @MrPwner911
    @MrPwner911 8 років тому +2278

    got a piece of rebar in ya? Just yank it out and walk it off, you'll be fine.
    Edit: coming back here after a couple years this is by far my highest rated comment to date (originally a comment on a Terraria video was the first champion, with 1K). Proud to know that people appreciate my rebar impalement therapy lesson.

    • @johnstutzka4250
      @johnstutzka4250 8 років тому +58

      MrPwner911 god dammit Timmy however did you get rebar in you stomach, sitting by the lake... u know the usual

    • @Kydino
      @Kydino 8 років тому +11

      MrPwner911 hey Lara Croft got one through her kidney and managed just fine. I'm sure the Rambo wanna be Mc can do it here too.

    • @alexkasema3575
      @alexkasema3575 7 років тому +11

      how about Joel from Tlou

    • @ComicWriter-ml3qt
      @ComicWriter-ml3qt 7 років тому +20

      sounds like something out of the overly manly man meme.
      Rebar in ribs?
      You mean toy sword

    • @klassickaden3494
      @klassickaden3494 7 років тому +3

      MrPwner911 420 likes

  • @nocturnalinfant
    @nocturnalinfant 7 років тому +244

    I'm sorry sir you have cancer *dislocates finger then undislocate it*

    • @jordanfisher5859
      @jordanfisher5859 6 років тому +3

      Nocturnal infant why does this not have more likes? XD This is fucking hilarious

  • @Trid3nt861
    @Trid3nt861 4 роки тому +100

    2:31 is probably my favorite animation. You can see the amount of force he applies in an attempt to dislodge and remove the fragment of debris or the bullet round from his elbow.

    • @pkcell6409
      @pkcell6409 11 місяців тому

      It’s the most funny animation 😂

  • @zheithi
    @zheithi 6 років тому +712

    *gets shot in hand*
    *presses heal*
    *pulls rebar out of torso*

    • @BurnedDruid11
      @BurnedDruid11 5 років тому +24

      Hand: im a joke to you?

    • @nfslover3805
      @nfslover3805 5 років тому +1

      @@BurnedDruid11 😂 lol

    • @wardeni9603
      @wardeni9603 5 років тому +6

      Getting shot in the hand is just the part that made him remember that he needed to pull that rebar out of his ribcage

    • @jumpstyletv5392
      @jumpstyletv5392 5 років тому +2

      it depends on what did the most damage.
      If you got shot by a sniper you would pull a bullet from a wound but if you are caught in an explosion you are likely to do a shrapnel animation instead.

    • @SuperDuperSeb
      @SuperDuperSeb 5 років тому +4

      That would honestly wouldn't happen ingame. You only pull rebar out when you take damage from explosions for example.

  • @lisa-lr8dh
    @lisa-lr8dh 6 років тому +945

    1:05 when you finish writing an essay

  • @von11dal
    @von11dal 6 років тому +391

    skyrim guard: "i used to be an adventurer like you then i took an arrow in the knee"
    guy: * walks within visual range and pools a 12-inch metal wire out of his knee joint and casually jogs away*
    guard: ..................

    • @DrewFr33m4nn
      @DrewFr33m4nn 6 років тому +15

      DragonBorn: *Stares in horror and develops ptsd from the horrifying moment*

    • @vernalpeek4426
      @vernalpeek4426 6 років тому +14

      H2GO the wire was honestly the hardest to watch I felt the pain

    • @ronniecoleman9549
      @ronniecoleman9549 5 років тому +1

      I can do that too!

    • @simohayho8622
      @simohayho8622 5 років тому +1

      @@vernalpeek4426 ikr

    • @khajiitfemale1556
      @khajiitfemale1556 5 років тому

      **guard goes back to adventuring**

  • @Johnny-ie2ob
    @Johnny-ie2ob 5 років тому +262

    This guy must be real fun at the ER.

    • @mikydicy2565
      @mikydicy2565 5 років тому +9

      "-1 Pain, Doc."

    • @CrazyGunMan100
      @CrazyGunMan100 5 років тому +29

      "Sir your leg is broken"
      "So it is... one sec"
      *cronch*
      "Am i free to leave?"
      He asks walking without difficulty.
      "How did you... what?"

    • @articusramos808
      @articusramos808 4 роки тому +5

      Not counting the malaria, the doctors would love to learn his techniques for popping those limbs in place. If I was a medical student I would want to learn this on my first day

    • @imperialguardsman5726
      @imperialguardsman5726 4 роки тому +3

      Every one of his doctors: "what in the Kentucky fried fuck?"

    • @aslightlystablefootsoldier9838
      @aslightlystablefootsoldier9838 3 роки тому

      That's if he ever needed to show up.

  • @thatgut5089
    @thatgut5089 7 років тому +301

    Chuck Norris Is that you?

    • @steveirwinsleftnut6925
      @steveirwinsleftnut6925 7 років тому +11

      Jordan Morales nah thats his son

    • @chillchiv2140
      @chillchiv2140 7 років тому +4

      Brotherhood of steel Knight that's his dad lol

    • @d.o.f.t.1578
      @d.o.f.t.1578 7 років тому +2

      Natsu? Is that you!?

    • @thatgut5089
      @thatgut5089 7 років тому +2

      I, that guy Want 25,000 subscribers maybe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @nomadaa5984
      @nomadaa5984 7 років тому +1

      Get over him, he's just a fucking actor that knows martial arts.

  • @Stevex5.
    @Stevex5. 7 років тому +384

    i bet all those wounds have vietnam flashbacks

  • @ceorrr
    @ceorrr 6 років тому +367

    1:17 impressive.
    3:56 OKAY HE IS A LEGEND
    HE'S DOING IT WITHOUT WATER!

    • @rasyadihadi3340
      @rasyadihadi3340 6 років тому +2

      How bout PUBG? They are more legend! Quadrilion players been eating their pills without drinking(energy drink but is fizzy).

    • @MrMaxer13
      @MrMaxer13 6 років тому +3

      I already took a pill without water. It's not good at all but it's possible.

    • @HauntedMusket
      @HauntedMusket 5 років тому +3

      He probably fills his mouth with his spit

    • @totallyoriginalname5653
      @totallyoriginalname5653 5 років тому +5

      Pulling out a 6 inch iron bar out of my guts is easy but
      *swallowing pill without water??? He is fuckin monster*

    • @mbr41
      @mbr41 4 роки тому

      @@rasyadihadi3340 Those aren't just normal pills that boost you, it's Malaria pills which adds another life.

  • @specialslav6746
    @specialslav6746 5 років тому +256

    "How much injuries do you have?"
    FarCry guy: *yes*

    • @The_L4nky_Guy
      @The_L4nky_Guy 4 роки тому +2

      Man that is underrated haha

    • @4skintim962
      @4skintim962 4 роки тому

      Joseph Hernandez yes that’s the joke

    • @literallysnake
      @literallysnake 4 роки тому +4

      @Joseph Hernandez you might not understand how to use this meme

    • @arthurbarbosa8204
      @arthurbarbosa8204 4 роки тому

      You see, there are so many he can't keep track, so they say "much"

  • @sandmanyt4309
    @sandmanyt4309 7 років тому +455

    I love how he shows no emotion when he’s ripping out stuff unbreaking bones

    • @davidgiffen1128
      @davidgiffen1128 6 років тому +2

      Sand manYT he has no emotion like me

    • @isaiahanthony225
      @isaiahanthony225 6 років тому +7

      Sand manYT but you can't even see the dudes face

    • @omarsanchez9300
      @omarsanchez9300 6 років тому +2

      In far cry 3 you screamed a bit

    • @Pugrug.
      @Pugrug. 6 років тому +1

      Sand manYT you can’t unbreak bones my guy

    • @rocketgummy2889
      @rocketgummy2889 6 років тому

      They're not broken just dislocated

  • @jackandmiller3474
    @jackandmiller3474 7 років тому +406

    This man makes Chuck Norris look like a baby

    • @jonipotato9763
      @jonipotato9763 7 років тому +54

      Jack And Miller *he is chuck norris*

    • @archaicvenom
      @archaicvenom 6 років тому +30

      JonyPotato911 no, this is Chuck Norris's dad

    • @BIGBOSS9545
      @BIGBOSS9545 6 років тому +8

      Buck Norris

    • @einmensch1952
      @einmensch1952 6 років тому

      JonyPotato911 hell yeah

    • @jacques5525
      @jacques5525 6 років тому

      Jack And Miller it’s nuck chorris

  • @Rybutna
    @Rybutna 8 років тому +1533

    This game would be alot different if you could hear him....

    • @osvaldoreyes285
      @osvaldoreyes285 7 років тому +80

      I would laugh so hard. He would have a high pitch scream

    • @akimi4729
      @akimi4729 7 років тому +57

      and turns into Super Saiyan

    • @tellthex
      @tellthex 7 років тому +21

      I hope we got a subtitle when he screams shit.

    • @The_Local_Echo
      @The_Local_Echo 7 років тому +68

      Rufus Pogo when he pulls a bullet out, "da fuk is dis?"

    • @EmreYavuzalp
      @EmreYavuzalp 7 років тому +76

      Pls make a mod for that.

  • @AbyssalPlague
    @AbyssalPlague 5 років тому +1172

    0:05 Me in the morning after sleeping on my arm...

  • @nomad8697
    @nomad8697 8 років тому +2639

    This is the toughest nigga I see in a video game

    • @threeruneblade
      @threeruneblade 8 років тому +31

      He isn't black, what are you talking about?

    • @giggleswithrage435
      @giggleswithrage435 8 років тому +141

      Riley Jones someone doesn't have to be black if they are called nigga

    • @maxupsher6865
      @maxupsher6865 8 років тому +36

      Actually you can play as nigga - why not?

    • @threeruneblade
      @threeruneblade 8 років тому +4

      According to the definition of the word, yes, yes they do.

    • @pusalache1776
      @pusalache1776 8 років тому +7

      D Booker fr lmao

  • @sunlessheaven
    @sunlessheaven 7 років тому +345

    oh i had a rusty nail in my knuckles. oh well.
    FUCK I HAVE TO TAKE THIS PILL WITHOUT WATER FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS IS THE FUCKING WORST

    • @redawndo
      @redawndo 7 років тому +1

      Big Moist oof

    • @davidchu2001
      @davidchu2001 7 років тому +2

      Fizl406 its a joke idiot

  • @apersonontheinternet7595
    @apersonontheinternet7595 7 років тому +581

    Far cry logic: pull a rusty nail out and take out you're teeth just to heal one bar of HP.

    • @reschko2194
      @reschko2194 7 років тому +32

      A person on the internet Gets shot. Pulls tooth out. THIS IS FINE.

    • @Benisnaisu
      @Benisnaisu 7 років тому +12

      A person on the internet "Take out you are teeth".

    • @Evocatari
      @Evocatari 7 років тому +9

      Think about this for a second.
      Pulling out your bloody tooth heals one bar of HP.
      You have five bars of HP.
      Pulling out your tooth results in you being 20% less dead than you were a second ago.
      Were it so easy. Were it so fucking easy.

    • @BBHSN98
      @BBHSN98 7 років тому +1

      "You're"...

    • @loosepickle2917
      @loosepickle2917 7 років тому +1

      A person on the internet
      Also pulling rusty rebar of your lung.

  • @SniperDog5
    @SniperDog5 6 років тому +784

    *Chuck Norris simulator*

  • @KerMaWaffLe
    @KerMaWaffLe 7 років тому +159

    Guy watching this guy do this: "Did that hurt? Do you even feel pain when you do that?!"
    Guy "healing" himself: "Define pain?"

  • @alexwalsh1489
    @alexwalsh1489 6 років тому +78

    This must be what its like for batman when he gets home every night

  • @kezzerz
    @kezzerz 7 років тому +411

    How to become a doctor: Got some ouchies?
    Deal with it.

  • @dyringatory1096
    @dyringatory1096 5 років тому +137

    they should've made a secret healing animation. when the 3:56 one plays out, he looks at the pill, but this time around he eats the CAN.

    • @figzob7037
      @figzob7037 4 роки тому +12

      ”The jar still has pill stuff, why would I throw it away?”

    • @Kratos_Messi7050
      @Kratos_Messi7050 3 роки тому +5

      *Eats whole can* Yummy

  • @BlueJayBlues
    @BlueJayBlues 8 років тому +664

    i can't watch this shit without curling up, this is actually pain inducing

    • @Jase_Gaming
      @Jase_Gaming 8 років тому +11

      TheBlueJay i just find it facinating seeing bones go bsck in place

    • @aguy2951
      @aguy2951 7 років тому +5

      Jase The G. Fighter I also like watching things put bsck in place

    • @stefuniversal
      @stefuniversal 7 років тому

      TheBlueJay yes

    • @stefuniversal
      @stefuniversal 7 років тому

      Jase The G. Fighter yess its nice

    • @stefuniversal
      @stefuniversal 7 років тому

      lol

  • @jehovasabettor9080
    @jehovasabettor9080 8 років тому +248

    Hilarious. All of them. "Feeling bad? Tear a tooth out!"
    "What, you're on fire? Rub it off! Not, not that it, the fire! Ugh, just stare at it 'till its gone"

    • @jehovasabettor9080
      @jehovasabettor9080 8 років тому +10

      Gosh, the anatomy of this guy is amazing. He's an Ork, isn't he? Bullets just jump outta wounds. Poke a finger right through yer arm, mate! Knows how to conjure pincers, too. Why would he even bother? Red goes fasta!

    • @CruelestChris
      @CruelestChris 7 років тому +7

      Jehova's Abettor
      I love the fact that he can die of a loose tooth.

    • @bubrub5564
      @bubrub5564 7 років тому

      First off, he could've gotten hit in the face with something, knocking the tooth out thus making him forced to pull it out. Secondly, he wasn't rubbing it he was patting the fire so it would die. At least it isn't like FC3 or FC4 where they just take a bullet out of there arm for almost everything.

    • @CruelestChris
      @CruelestChris 7 років тому

      Lord Trippy
      YOU'RE JUST GUESSING! (/Life of Brian)

    • @bubrub5564
      @bubrub5564 7 років тому

      No, I played the whole game. Different healing animations happen when you get hurt different ways. If you step into a fire on your left, your left leg or arm sets ablaze, if its on your right, its the right arm or leg that sets ablaze. If you fall from a cliff you will break a bone, If you get shot you will pull a bullet out, If you get caught in a explosion you will have to pull out the shrapnel, and if you start to get dizzy and your screen gets blurry its time for you take take one of your malaria pills.

  • @leont2870
    @leont2870 6 років тому +42

    1:59 It’s like he didn’t notice his leg was on fire. “Whoops, missed a spot”

  • @trentwest2013
    @trentwest2013 5 років тому +93

    1:38 when your leg falls asleep in class and the bell rings

  • @flakeybitsus5830
    @flakeybitsus5830 6 років тому +625

    BREAKING NEWS
    A deadly factory explosion left 3 dead and 14 injured. -Wait, I’m sorry? Okay then.-MAKE THAT 13 INJURED! Apparently some guy pulled all the shrapnel out of his body, gave the paramedics a pat on the back, and walked away.
    ON TO OUR NEXT STORY ABOUT STRANGE MEDICAL ANOMALIES!

    • @BRNardy
      @BRNardy 6 років тому +23

      Left 3 Dead, hmmm... reminds me of a game. Call Of Duty, maybe?

    • @LeozeraLindo
      @LeozeraLindo 6 років тому +3

      i was also wondering lol left 3 dead

    • @dudedogdawg8024
      @dudedogdawg8024 5 років тому +2

      @@BRNardy nah maybe it was minecraft

    • @adrijusthedumdum1987
      @adrijusthedumdum1987 5 років тому +6

      @@BRNardy maybe left 4 dead? Nah i'm talking outta my mind...

    • @James-oj6ru
      @James-oj6ru 5 років тому +2

      Left 3 dead...maybe battlefield?

  • @micktaylor7745
    @micktaylor7745 7 років тому +2189

    I'm sorry you have AIDS!
    **Twists his hand**

    • @cicerobully
      @cicerobully 7 років тому +116

      Mick Taylor I just found out I had cancer but then I put out the fire on my arm and I was cured

    • @micktaylor7745
      @micktaylor7745 7 років тому +13

      Elythas Thanx Sherlock -_-

    • @loganmerema7284
      @loganmerema7284 7 років тому +65

      Sir, you have Alzheimer's...
      *snaps foot back in place*

    • @loosepickle2917
      @loosepickle2917 7 років тому +55

      Im sorry but,you have lung cancer.
      *pulls bullet out of leg*

    • @prestongarvey7651
      @prestongarvey7651 7 років тому +27

      sir I'm sorry, but your dying
      *pops finger back in place*

  • @coolerthanoranges
    @coolerthanoranges 7 років тому +323

    I think the main character of Far Cry 2 has congenital analgesia, cause he cannot seem to feel pain.

    • @frostysmoothy1585
      @frostysmoothy1585 7 років тому +54

      Johntribution congenital analgesia sounds like a kinky porn movie

    • @loganmerema7284
      @loganmerema7284 7 років тому +4

      No, he has Malaria. :D

    • @kuoliibk
      @kuoliibk 7 років тому

      Logan Merema malaria doesn't stop you from feeling pain

    • @loganmerema7284
      @loganmerema7284 7 років тому +1

      Michael Lana I'm aware of that, but I was just saying what illness he is known to have since the fact is thrown in your face.

    • @thenextarbiter
      @thenextarbiter 7 років тому

      Elythas hahaha

  • @tmussen2560
    @tmussen2560 5 років тому +425

    0:09 I heard “Smoke Weed Everyday”

    • @libbycouch9923
      @libbycouch9923 5 років тому +6

      Dude, your right!

    • @AvoDoesStuff_
      @AvoDoesStuff_ 5 років тому +6

      Holy shit.

    • @keyblade64
      @keyblade64 5 років тому +27

      @@AvoDoesStuff_ I'm so confused

    • @taq1361
      @taq1361 5 років тому +3

      JeanPaul Guzman r/kissmyassitsawoosh

    • @JimmehRulez
      @JimmehRulez 5 років тому +12

      @@taq1361 r/veryaggressiveiseeletstalkinrslashes

  • @animenotforhumans6797
    @animenotforhumans6797 6 років тому +441

    1:45 I wish I can do same

    • @tri_pa_loski116
      @tri_pa_loski116 6 років тому +19

      Why did he pull his teeth out and how come that healing animation regain his health?

    • @molot_vepr_3089
      @molot_vepr_3089 5 років тому +39

      @@tri_pa_loski116 This healing animation, if I remeber, is for explosions or hard impacts, so he probably broke his teeth and he had to pull one out.

    • @funnygamer5405
      @funnygamer5405 5 років тому +10

      @@molot_vepr_3089 mabye it's because a tooth got lodged in his jaw or gum from the blast

    • @donpepe8440
      @donpepe8440 5 років тому

      Could*

    • @M4DAttack
      @M4DAttack 5 років тому +8

      When your tooth is aching.

  • @aleksandarboev8574
    @aleksandarboev8574 8 років тому +250

    and i wondered why do you start the game with malaria.The guy dosn't desinfect for shit just leaves the wounds open.Can't emagin how many viruses these guy has got end game.

    • @Ceblet
      @Ceblet 8 років тому

      Moon Script
      I mean these animations only happen if you have nothing to heal with so...

    • @flashuser777
      @flashuser777 8 років тому +31

      Actually happens when you go below one health bar in Far Cry 2. You have to go through one of these animations to restore to two bars, and then you can use a syringe to go back to full health.

    • @Journey_to_who_knows
      @Journey_to_who_knows 7 років тому

      Imagine the STDs

  • @Consural
    @Consural 7 років тому +230

    Video duration: 4:01
    Total fucks given by the Far Cry 2 main character: 0

  • @petrifiedtoaster8572
    @petrifiedtoaster8572 5 років тому +128

    I wish there was tv show with this guy as a doctor. I can see it now:
    Nurse: Doctor, this man's been shot and stabbed multiple times, he's lost 3 pints of blood, he may not make it!
    Doctor: (Snaps patient's fingers and wrists)
    Nurse: Its a miracle! He's cured!
    Other Doctor: He's a damned good man. His methods, mostly unorthodox, but they give damn good results.
    (Tune in next week, when the doctor tries to fix a man with a broken arm by pulling a piece of rebar out of his chest!)

    • @nicholsjoshua15
      @nicholsjoshua15 5 років тому +4

      "Alright, I'm outta here!" Doctor House

  • @MrPoopenFarten
    @MrPoopenFarten 8 років тому +77

    Whole arm catches on fire, ssshhhh just pat away the flames.

  • @marawssa5383
    @marawssa5383 7 років тому +164

    Far Cry 2 Healing animation is better then all of the far cry series i donnu why

  • @lynizie-8489
    @lynizie-8489 6 років тому +692

    FC healing animations are like downgrading
    FC 2 The Most Gruesome
    FC 3 Not so gruesome, but they add bandage
    FC 4 kinda same with fc 3
    FC 5 no healing animations ??? *cmiiw

    • @Cairo40000
      @Cairo40000 5 років тому +28

      @Red Coin What's so bad about reattaching your severed hand?

    • @thunderwolf5103
      @thunderwolf5103 5 років тому +7

      In new dawn all you do is pop a pill...

    • @yehezkielrickjoyner6843
      @yehezkielrickjoyner6843 4 роки тому +11

      The developers think maybe by simplifying the healing mechanics (or in far cry 5 case no healing animations at all) people don't have to spend much time taking cover to heal

    • @Sho-gunate
      @Sho-gunate 4 роки тому +11

      @@thunderwolf5103 they even removed the burning animation when you are on fire

    • @thunderwolf5103
      @thunderwolf5103 4 роки тому +3

      @@Sho-gunate yup....

  • @bumpkin_8201
    @bumpkin_8201 5 років тому +55

    I like how hes perfectly holding a sniper and then fixes an entire broken arm

  • @the_jones528
    @the_jones528 6 років тому +73

    1:24 Listen really closely. You can hear an audio file from when Fuze places his cluster bomb on a surface from Rainbow Six

  • @sovietchadster907
    @sovietchadster907 7 років тому +63

    Gets shot 7 times by AK 47, let me just fix my dislocated finger

    • @danteinpuro319
      @danteinpuro319 7 років тому

      Daniel Broz and apparently using bandages that we're made to treat wounds, makes more and you loose health

  • @MD_Hooligan
    @MD_Hooligan 7 років тому +469

    It's just a flesh wound...

    • @Biojack222
      @Biojack222 7 років тому +43

      #BlurryBoyZ *Is stabbed in stomach with Rebar, pulls it out and throws it on the ground.* Just a flesh wound, its nothing

    • @maximuffin6395
      @maximuffin6395 7 років тому +20

      'Tis but a flesh wound

    • @knightmare345
      @knightmare345 7 років тому +7

      Elijah Thomas *scratch

    • @LannisterGI
      @LannisterGI 7 років тому +15

      He learned with the black knight

    • @Wuffl3s
      @Wuffl3s 7 років тому +10

      'Tis but a scratch

  • @TheElari
    @TheElari 5 років тому +52

    -Animators: So how many healing animations do you want?
    -Far Cry 2: Yes.

  • @nodeUser
    @nodeUser 6 років тому +72

    1:20 That sounded like the grooves on that steel rebar rubbing across his insides with extreme prejudice.

  • @HandsumeAJ
    @HandsumeAJ 8 років тому +931

    I eat pain

    • @KerMaWaffLe
      @KerMaWaffLe 7 років тому +17

      Joseph Pootis Apparently this guy doesn't know what pain is!

    • @KerMaWaffLe
      @KerMaWaffLe 7 років тому +12

      Jader I meant the guy in the video genius

    • @KerMaWaffLe
      @KerMaWaffLe 7 років тому +6

      Jader Herpaderpaderp

    • @KerMaWaffLe
      @KerMaWaffLe 7 років тому +2

      Jader WTF xD

    • @KerMaWaffLe
      @KerMaWaffLe 7 років тому +1

      Jader WTF?!

  • @IndigoTail
    @IndigoTail 7 років тому +156

    "Neural System has stopped working"

  • @MegaRayan2011
    @MegaRayan2011 5 років тому +188

    1:41 when i finish walking for 1 hour

  • @tpayer033
    @tpayer033 6 років тому +66

    Most of these were like, "Huh, how did that get there?"

  • @chaseseaberg5349
    @chaseseaberg5349 6 років тому +668

    Hardest one to watch was at 3:56

    • @tjam.
      @tjam. 6 років тому +195

      Momorules 22 He swallowed a pill with no water :O

    • @trungtotoan3499
      @trungtotoan3499 6 років тому +139

      Now that is hardcore

    • @seantrahan5036
      @seantrahan5036 6 років тому +52

      What will be more hardcore is no pill

    • @aymanemach
      @aymanemach 6 років тому +19

      Wao that's really gore

    • @frederikw4028
      @frederikw4028 6 років тому +21

      *HARD TO SWALLOW PILL*

  • @willya3535
    @willya3535 7 років тому +207

    I would be crying like a little bitch if this happened to me

    • @dusty2080
      @dusty2080 7 років тому +28

      If you lived, pretty sure most of us would have died early on the video

    • @daveynorton
      @daveynorton 7 років тому +5

      Who wouldn’t

    • @loganmerema7284
      @loganmerema7284 7 років тому +8

      This man doesn't even cover the open wounds, that is a risky move in that area.

    • @loosepickle2917
      @loosepickle2917 7 років тому +4

      Everyone would. Except chuck Norris

    • @Tfplayernumber
      @Tfplayernumber 7 років тому

      if you had high pain tolarence you wouldnt cry like a little bitch, btw to have a high pain tolarence you have to meditate

  • @lilcheezitz
    @lilcheezitz 5 років тому +291

    I want cracking asmr
    *finger cracking asmr*
    I want better
    *chriropractor asmr*
    I said I want better
    *far cry 2 healing sound effects*
    p e r f e c t i o n

  • @pizzaface117
    @pizzaface117 7 років тому +44

    This is the type of guy that uses his guts for a catcher's mitt.

  • @noircubes
    @noircubes 6 років тому +113

    This guy is pain himself.

    • @dr.anthrax5402
      @dr.anthrax5402 6 років тому +3

      Depresso he haunts pain’s nightmares

  • @thered-edo3922
    @thered-edo3922 6 років тому +304

    This guy is terminator

  • @vangbangmke
    @vangbangmke 4 роки тому +38

    Imagine if there was an animation where he looked down and see’s nothing but the characters back and then he turns his head in a 180 degree angle to make his head straight again

    • @NynaAzura
      @NynaAzura 4 роки тому +4

      I love it! For added hilarity/"realism", movement controls would be reversed until you heal yourself.
      EDIT: If I ever make a video game myself, I'll make sure to include this!

  • @PugglevsPanda
    @PugglevsPanda 7 років тому +46

    This should be on those "most satisfying videos"

    • @easy_sneezy
      @easy_sneezy 7 років тому

      You're a sadist.

    • @TheCompleteMental
      @TheCompleteMental 7 років тому

      Its a weird thing to be satisfied by this, but one with explications yes

    • @mutedust8229
      @mutedust8229 3 роки тому

      Some little kid clicks on it. 🤣

  • @thomasweeden2683
    @thomasweeden2683 7 років тому +35

    I can imagine him internally screaming, probably.

  • @Videogame-Matt
    @Videogame-Matt 7 років тому +167

    far cry 2: Just pull it out and it's fine.
    reality: pull it out and die faster.
    logic

    • @flamingbatarang7683
      @flamingbatarang7683 7 років тому +3

      MAGIC

    • @loganmerema7284
      @loganmerema7284 7 років тому +20

      Without any knowledge of medical procedures, unless you have the means to cover the wound you should keep it there. But again, I do NOT have a medical license, nor have I taken any medical classes.

    • @joshi5507
      @joshi5507 7 років тому +8

      Loppysaurus rex Unless it's something really dirty like a rusty nail. At that point, I'd rather take blood loss than a nasty infection. Besides, you can use a belt or whatever you can to at least mitigate the blood loss

    • @lemoncaketerrorist2921
      @lemoncaketerrorist2921 4 роки тому

      Videogame Matt well depending on what you’re pulling out it could help. Hence the reason he’s pulling bullets out of his body so it doesn’t get infected.

    • @lidabermudo602
      @lidabermudo602 2 роки тому

      Bone crack

  • @JayLeo.
    @JayLeo. 4 роки тому +20

    Protagonist: *Holding gun perfectly fine*
    Protagonist 2 seconds later: *Entire left arm is 180 degrees the wrong way*

  • @jeph115
    @jeph115 8 років тому +350

    how the fuck is he still alive after that

    • @steveirwinsleftnut6925
      @steveirwinsleftnut6925 8 років тому +30

      Tovarishch HardBass it's revealed it's chuck norris

    • @ivanflorencio4832
      @ivanflorencio4832 8 років тому +18

      +sneakyspy Looks more like Jason Voorhees.

    • @pusalache1776
      @pusalache1776 8 років тому +8

      Tovarishch HardBass mate these can be done irl and you can walk it off.it requires a lot of strenght and resistance,you will still feel the pain but it shouldn't kill you(not saying all are non-lethal,tho)

    • @zonalspore
      @zonalspore 7 років тому +3

      bigmouthprick 0 unless they hit nerves then there's a problem

    • @flamingbatarang7683
      @flamingbatarang7683 7 років тому

      Magic

  • @mailguy4914
    @mailguy4914 6 років тому +106

    3:56
    **intense malaria treatment**

    • @bruh-uq7bx
      @bruh-uq7bx 6 років тому +4

      potato ze spud lmao the music

  • @user-cl5hm9vn7d
    @user-cl5hm9vn7d 6 років тому +100

    oh, well would you look at that, I’m on fire. Who knew?

  • @dannliguid4852
    @dannliguid4852 5 років тому +680

    Mom: lets go to the dentist
    Me: 1:46

    • @HellaHoesFr
      @HellaHoesFr 5 років тому +40

      Desperate times cause for desperate measures.

    • @PerturbatorFan
      @PerturbatorFan 5 років тому +7

      Me:nah,Far Cry 2 teached me how to remove a tooth and close some injuries

    • @dopedoge3603
      @dopedoge3603 5 років тому +9

      I’ve deadass done that before, I hated the cavity shots so I just pulled the tooth because it was kinda a loose tooth

    • @dylan8443
      @dylan8443 4 роки тому

      @@dopedoge3603 was it painful

    • @dopedoge3603
      @dopedoge3603 4 роки тому

      Boker kinda, it was more wiggling it for hours instead straight up ripping it out