THIS MAN WILL CONSUME THE WORLD | Myth of Empires
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- Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
- Meet Mr. Moe. He is the one who will conquer the world of Myth of Empires... but only with your help! Join me in the game RIGHT HERE ►► click.fan/Mark...
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That ending was the funniest thing I've seen in a while. Just a husky naked man running and screaming into a city and being shot in the ass.
PLEASEEE
It was DESTINY
Reading your comment just right after the long epilogue of bodega, I hereby presume there were no bodegas built in this video
for reallll!! lmao
Yes
i’m sorry, the whole scene of mark barging towards his destiny even when only in his underwear is amazing
It gave me heavy Nacho Libre vibes and I loved it. XD
When he took an 🪓 to the ass it just made it 100x better 🤣
How did i miss this 😅
I cried laughing ! His poor ass HAHA
I can't decide:
Leroy Jenkins or Captain Underpants?
MARK: I hate character customization! Just give me the default!
ALSO MARK: *takes the time to design a distorted abomination of a human being*
I personally just see the lost Bogdanov twin. And it's actually pretty scary.
Creating abominations is fun though!
@@AltF-io3dy agreed
"I'm a hypocrite! Hungry, hungry hypocrite."
No middle sliders!
Mr Moe rode Mr Joe towards his destiny
'til a Mr Foe said "mister, no!" and attacked him testily
deserves more likes
bravo
Splendid!
Amazing!
Quite stupendous!
Mark: CLEARLY sees that nothing good awaits him in the town.
Also Mark : *DeStiNy.*
Well it turned out to be fate then Destiny lol.
*cALLS tO mEE*
More like...DEATHtiny
"Ow axe in my ass"
lmao this is basically the plot to The Witcher 🤣
I haven't laughed so hard in a while than at this ridiculously chiseled man's fluctuating features to the serious music.
I was both dying of laughter and incredibly impressed with how on the mark it was to the music.
We all laughed, because we have all been there in character creation haha 😄 also the fact he called him Moe but it stood for the game name xD
Same lol
exactly the same😂😂😂😂😂
I was in the break room at work and I'm pretty sure people thought I was crying.
I legit laughed so hard at him running through the town screaming destiny while in his underwear
The axe on his arse 🤣🤣🤣
SAME 😂
Me too
So, you laughed at funny moment.
Cool story
Just imagine this from the bandits point of view.
A large, overly chiseled man charges into their city on a horse, screaming about destiny. No problem, they shoot him down.
Suddenly, he springs back up, now clad in his underwear, and continues charging, screaming all the while. The men are shocked, but manage to shoot him down again. Surely his survival was a fluke, right?
But then, he rises up AGAIN and keeps charging. Now panicking, the bandits shoot him dead one last time, attacking the body in case he rises up again.
Now they lie awake at night, dreading the eventual screams of destiny, as somewhere in the distance he plots, and waits.
Thus is the legend of Mr. Moe
This is amazing
perfect
wow
Oh my god
Rasputin who?
"Mr. Moe is friendly!"
A few seconds earlier
"I'm gonna punch a horse."
2:03 OMG IS THAT NIKOCADO AVOCADO!
@@PussGreyPussMeng 💀
"Don't be afraid of Mr Moe"
- Mr Moe, Epitome of nightmares
o_o
Hey now, even angels say “be not afraid”
I may be afraid of Mr. Moe
Squidward: Does anybody here play an instrument?
Mark: Are character creation sliders an instrument?
Helloo
no mark sliders are not a instrument
@@howaboutno7429 i would reply with _____ is not an instrument either but i cant think of anything
@@3ndoBiologist ah understandable
you need bob n wade with you in this. the stories and journey would be legendary
"How much wolf is in this man? An incredible amount."
There are two wolves inside you, Mark. One is a masochist, and the other is a masochist.
Neither wolf will admit it though. XD
He’s just a masochist no matter what
Which one will win? Neither because they are masochists
Ones a masochist, the other just wants to see whether or not his body can take it
They are both chewing on their own tails.
I am laughing too much at the fact that he didn't realized he's basically named his character Mr. Myth Of Empire
MMO version of Mr. Worldwide
He did realize. Far to late, but he did nonetheless
Hello yes it is me, Mr. Video Game, here to steal your spleen
He is Mr. Markiplier Myth of Empire
He is the protagonist of the entire game
It was so inspiring until his destiny became his end.- Sun Tzu, The Ideal Man
honestly though, facts
A man of culture -Zanny
@@Rednec_Patriot and a Horse of culture too
I thought his end was an arrow in his ass lol
The assault the foxes had on Mr. Moe had me in tears. They just kept coming out of nowhere, and yet somehow, he took them all on. Like he said he would.
"The Society of Bodegas: a look into the early stages of human societal development" by French sociologist Mark Iplier
Marque Iplierre*
@@Sad_Mercy Marc with a C
Full name: Marquis Edwardo Iplie'rre
Mark: "DESTINY"
People in town: "What in the blue blazes?!"
"Let's kick his ass right now, with everything we got!" *proceed to throw all kinds of weapons at his ass*
@@Try4Ce his ass was so reinforced from jumping on the seesaw that he REFLECTS every weapon
“How ridiculous do you want your character to look?”
Markiplier: Yes
@SillySanta hop in my car, we need to find out who tf asked
Good ol Markiplier
M R M O E
@YadGotCombos yours is even worse
U mean how hot?
"Ah, it's ok. Moe is too generic."
Next sentence:
*"They call me MR. MOE."*
Never change, Mark, never change.
I can't wait for him to play this with Wade and Bob this is going to be glorious
Same
And sean
@@doomsday8864 can’t forget the fantastic four ✨
Hahahha
@delkis Valdez he doesn’t really play With jack anymore
The problemb with mark being sponsored is every game he plays looks fun because he is playing it, we watch hours of this man cut grass and use a hose. He is the perfect sponsor making any game look good
He's financially stable enough to not accept shitty sponsors so when he does sponsored content, it's pretty entertaining either way because he wanted to do it, not because he needed money or exposure.
@@kotarodesu_23 ye
@@kotarodesu_23 mostly, yeah. but he does use these to help fund his projects like heist! youtube won't pay for everything
@@emmartheindomitable good point
If you enjoy survival games like Ark or Conan then this game is for you. It is actually quite fun.
Mark: "I am eloquent, I say words good."
Also Mark: _babbles nonsensically_
Also him super bodega
DESTINY!!
@droach thank you droach
@@xerilaun Thank you jungshook (love the user btw)
Its insane how Mark was able to make his character look so much like himself.
Press E if you want to be an E
Lmao
To be fair, everyone _does_ look like Markiplier, he even made a video about it
Mark: Mr. Joe I love you!
Horse: Dies a painful agonizing death while Mark is forced to watch.
R. I. P
only a real fan would know his name is mr moe.
@@mimmyyyyyy the horse is Mr. Joe
I died laughing at the other player's name Pat Fenis and cannot believe Mark didn't acknowledge it
2:13
8:43
ok thank god someone esle noticed
Mark having fun moving the sliders along the music and chuckling to himself was... So endearing.
I know, right? He's still the same old Mark :')
For someone who is always against character customization/prefers going default, Mark got an amazing amount of enjoyment from the character creator here xD I loved seeing that.
Mark: *picks Moe*
*That name is already taken*
Mark: *picks Mr. Moe*
Genius
They call me MR. MOE!
"I will call upon the gods of destiny-ahh, my ass!"
I died lmao 😂
Same. But the laughter also reincarnated me and killed me again.
............................................................................
Heheheheh funneh
So did mr moe
*spoilers for the video*
I couldn’t stop laughing when Mr. Moe reached his destiny and it was just a huge city filled with rebels
Spoilers!
@@wk8637
Sorry, I’ll add a spoiler warning
@@evehellod9776 thanks
LMAO That spoiler warning is hilarious! Would've done it's job if it wasn't surrounded by like 70,000 other comments about the video xD
@@Amodh1257 no
Imagine how strong marks army is going to be if all his fans started to play this and help him.
That’s something that NEEDS to happen omg
A bunch of short buses an army does not make...
yep
Mark: Nothing can stand in my way
Also Mark: Ah- Wolves! Wolves! Wolves are standing in my way!
This part made me laugh so much XD
You know what made me crack up like an egg?
7:34 "I GoT A RuBbLe."
Mark designing Mr. Moe is literally my last braincell at the end of the day when I'm tired and just want to go home.
Oh my god, Mark dying on his way to his "destiny" in his underwear had me laughing so fucking hard . . . I'm crying, omg . . .
my cheeks actually hurt, but then again I'm sure Mr. Moe's does too after an axe to the ass lol
Same lmfao I’m literally in tears rn
“Human society is just a pyramid scheme of bodegas” my favourite quote
I'd love to see a sequel video, but with a _legion_ of fans following Mark around. That would be hilarious.
Let's expand on that idea and have like Mark be the king and everyone else be working for him. I would love to see Mark controlling his own fans and managing pretty much his own xlcity and maybe even an "empire"
@@josephstalin8684 I'd be down for that xD
You know for sure if it’s gonna be a PvP they’ll hunt him for his skin tho
@@josephstalin8684 I can’t wait to see a revolution lol
@@josephstalin8684 Sounds like Wades community from Rust lol I want to see it now though
I just realized that Mr. Joe has a lot of similarities with Jœrgen the horse:
- similar name
- took a lot of effort to tame
- similar colour
- left us too soon
except its mr Moe
@@realjamesbowned you didn’t watch far enough my dude.
@@realjamesbowned why would you reply to a comment before watching the entire video you absolute herbivore
Who’s Joe? *wait-*
@@jan_draws5268 Mom?
“You gotta excavate to kiss this man”
**laughs in Anthropology**
Hi! Sorry if this sounds rude, but what's Anthropology? My crow brain is like "new word, must learn" lol
@@mistyarsonist4337 It literally translates to “the study of man.” There’s subsets like physical anthropology, cultural anthropology, and forensic anthropology, but they all focus on the study of humanity and its evolution.
@@mistyarsonist4337 I have learned that term this semester in a course called 'Ergonomics and Styling'.
@@mistyarsonist4337 the guy is a furry and almost every furry has a long snout so when he says anthropology he means an anthropomorphic animal. Anthropomorphic turns any inanimate objects into a human like being
@@Risk658 dude what? you trollin rn? shame on ye
How Mark creates a character is how I imagine God makes humans.
Step 1. Figure what is happening
Step 2. Randomly start moving things around
Step 3. Fuck it, imma make this thing look as dumb as possible.
Step 4. Profit
yes I imagine god creates human with giggle in every part of customization
This comment is awesome
Basically the meme of God with the salt shaker, but the cap falls off-
He forgot to take my memories away before he sent me to Earth, so when He was making me I actually remember watching my body rapidly bloat and shrink in time with the music He had playing in the background. It made me nauseous at the time.
Mr. Moe trying to get to his destiny is so inspiring.
Now I wanna play destiny..
imagine killing this random dude who charged into your fortress on a horse just to see him suddenly stand up without his armor after you could've sworn he died and he just screams "My DeStIny!!" As he starts booking it further into the fortress only to die again and get up AGAIN.
@@JTLrandom wait till december, their nerfing stasis by then
@@LucidWeedy the soldiers be like:
Soldier 1: "Yo wtf is with this guy!?"
Soldier 2: "What sorcery is this??? Why is he alive all of a sudden??!!"
Soldier 3: "Lmao I got this" *shoots him right in the ass with his bow and arrow* "There!! I got him!!!"
*Mr. Moe respawns*
Soldiers: "WTF..."
i couldnt handle him running through the enemy’s town yelling destiny while in his underwear then keeps getting shot in the ass 😭 “i see it’s not destiny, it’s deathtiny” got me so hard 🤣🤣🤣
Mark: I'm not really into character customization.
Also Mark: *spends 5 minutes customizing his character*
Only 5?
Minutes?
Once Mark masters this game he’s got another video to do with Bob and Wade together in this one game in awe that Mark can actually survive better than them
He'll be like wade in every other game they play with a bazillion levels
@@bipbipletucha somehow succeeding better at *knowing* survival games than Bob and mark? Not *surviving*
Now, I ask you to imagine you’re a ruler of a fortress regulating business in the kingdom and stuff. Then, out of nowhere, a crazed man attempts to storm your gates on horseback. He is slain by your guards at the gate… OR SO YOU THOUGHT. The mystical Mr. Moe, after being impaled by your guards, awakens from his ostensible demise. He instantaneously strips every article of his clothing except for his undergarments (thankfully) as any reasonable human being would after being resurrected. He then proceeds to sprint through your kingdom frantically screaming about his destiny. Thankfully, your guards once again eliminate him by chucking an axe at his ass. Peace at last… SIKE. Mr. Moe is resurrected once more and continues his quest to reach the center of the kingdom. He reaches his waypoint and is rewarded for his efforts with yet another axe to the ass. He finally surrenders and leaves your kingdom in just his undergarments. A lesson to be learned here is: don’t be a pain in the ass, and you won’t experience pain in your ass. Where am I going with this story? I don’t know. Why are you still reading this? I still don’t know. (38:07)
Ahh it's so funny to imagine that. can't help it 😂
I can't read this without laughing
Jesus christ
“Mark riding and running screaming DESTINY” is the most Mark thing i’ve seen 😂
The whole end made me wheeze... "Destiny!", "Ow, my ass!" followed by "Deathtiny..." was way to hilarious!
I love how mark goes from fun loving, intelligent “DUDE” in podcasts to brainless, calm, collective grandma during lets plays w his glasses and yellow cover. Speaking of podcasts you guys should check out Distractible.
I'd be very worried if my grandma started yelling TUSSLE WITH MY MUSCLE like at 25:16
@@ajaxnightshade6095 this grandma is just built different
We love a man with range
@@redcipher420 Amen.
I read your comment a few times, it made zero sense so I moved on…then Mark left as an intelligent dude then came right back as a brainless grandma.
So here I am back after I said OHHHH!! Makes perfect sense now! 😂
then suddenly...
_"I'll make a man out of you"_ starts playing
I’m guessing we won’t see more gameplay of this for awhile, given the copyright infringement issue between the Ark: Survival Evolved and Myth of Empires
Yeah I saw that too, but at the moment I'm calling bullshit, this game is a measure more polished than ARK ever could be.
@@CrimsonKage that’s not the point. I don’t get why you move immediately to bashing the game it copied, as ark came out years ago and this is a brand new release.
@@bobdickens3674 I've played ARK, many times, it's jankiness isn't in question, but their truthfulness is, considering past stunts they've pulled. I don't know anything about the company that made this new game, but studio WIldcard has form when it comes to lying, and as of yet I haven't seen any evidence that anything was stolen, other than the games playing similarly.
Until there is posted evidence of it, then the claim remains false and this new game shouldn't be summarily removed from Steam, that's all.
I'd actually really like to see more of this! Mark's silliness and commentary with a survival game is a rare delight that we get to see, but a delight none the less!
Who else wants to see a full series of mark just slowly become a emperor of a kingdom full of his subscribers?
Me
Gonna have to agree.
I'd try that.
that happened in drunk minecraft
"That's a lot of foxes. That's-I'll take you all on!"
I was lol. Good show Mark.
I love when a game has a character creator like this because of how quickly you can throw all logic and sense out the window
I really wanna see more of him playing this but that probably won't happen unless they sponsor him again 😅
Can we talk about how on cue with the music he was when designing his character tho-
When Mark was messing around with the Character customiser slides, I could barely breathe.
And To the rhythm no less
Same
The part with the body sliders to the music fucking ended me tbh
“I don’t like customization”
- Mark
Really? Are you brand new to the internet? Never seen anything funny in your life before? This your very very first taste?
Mark: "The collecting is what brings me to these games. I could collect all day."
Game: Collect this.
Mark: "Goddamnit!"
This game's character creation is literally on par with Oblivion's character creation and I love it.
Ma jeli
@CAT 🅥 àààaàa
Have you seen Arks character creation? Cause that is also VERY chaotic
@YadGotCombos bruh your content is terrible
@YadGotCombos I know this is a bot and I shouldn't reply, but you do not have a professional editor (probably can't even afford one, much less have one on pay-roll), your videos look sub-par and trash-quality, and your view counts are utterly random and all over the place. Your mouth is writing checks your image can't cash.
His character isn't even ugly it'd scary as hell 🤣🤣🤣 respect for Mark for making this glorious creature
I'm dying of laughter and my sides are hurting
Thinking about Mr Moe, this crazy naked commoner man just screaming "my destiny" while he's running through the town, bulldozing over the guards
And they keep spearing him down but he keeps coming back alive
Ahh I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
On a serious note tho, this game is so gorgeous.
🤣😭
Mark : * exists *
Game : You have proved to be worthy of a level up
Why can't life be like this tho? XD
@@koremcintosh6044 that how it is sadly
That casual reveal that his face had been covering up a chat box the entire time. XD
Mark: I love resource gathering in survival games, it just hits the hunter-gatherer part of my brain REAL hard
Also Mark: AAAAAAAAAAA WHY DOES CRAFTING TAKE SO MANY RESOURCES
Mr Moe is the most terrifying character I’ve ever seen mark make 😂
Mr Moe could rival MMMMMM
You obviously didnt see him make Big Papa Pump Hugh Hughes
Love how Mark is casual insulting the game for crashing but it was actually his very own internet's fault.
he wasnt insulting it though, he was explaining it. r u a chinese bot?
@@Ysemor yeah I know he wasn't full on insulting it. I just found it funny while he said it was the game doing it, it was actually a problem on his end.
almost every server is china or EU based
Mr. Moe has no faults.
Mark is bringing so many great videos, they make me so happy..
@SillySanta shut up
@YadGotCombos shut up
Wholesome mood is wholesome.
@SillySanta k¥s ♥️
Spam
I'd love to see Mark play this one with Wade and Bob, I'm sure their collective intelligence will let them conquer the fears and deathtiny
Mark: *matching the body of the character to the beat of the music*
Me: *dying of laughter because my humor is broken* 😃
Your humor isn't broken
It was hilarious
That means your humor is on point 👌
@@Savvysnek indeed
"And then u get those people who have bodegas to build more bodegas and then u have a pyramid scheme of bodegas, but then u have an empire."
Wow, Mark just described NYC better than I could have.
I smell a potential series with Bob and Wade in this. Not immediate, but someday. I dunno. I'm hoping. Lol
"Nothing can stand between me and my Destin- AH! WoLVES!!"
This is just like that time I went to Dollywood.
If characters could see themselves and talk as we were creating them...
Everytime I see Mark's character creations it make me wish he played more rpg's, the chaos of him playing dragon age would be incredible, especially with the dialogue options it has
Sponsor: “we really would love for you to showcase this game to ur followers”
Mark: Spends 10 minutes of the video making a mockery of their character creation screen lmao
Excuse you. Mark made a masterpiece. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
Editing just to add in that I bear no actual hostility to the OP.
I anything it will bring more people to their game
Mark is truly an expert at history. I've never seen a better description of the start of human society. A pyramid scheme of bodegas.
I burst out laughing when he revealed there was a player chat the whole time.
This has to be one of your funniest videos Mark, literally crying with laughter from beginning to end!
I thoroughly enjoyed it
RIP Mr. Joe, he bravely sacrificed himself to allow his friend Mr. Moe to finally reach his destiny/deathtiny.
He will not be forgotten.
F
[F SPAMMING INTENSIFIES]
The, " My Destiny " part had me laughing and crying tears of pure Joy
The thumbnail is just ultra-instinct chad level 9000 version of Mark. To be fair, it’s not too far off. He’s already chad level 6900
So accurate
Mark: How do I join a guild?!
Me: Say that you are the real Markiplier and watch as a legion of fans make you their emperor.
Petition for a 20 part series of Myth of Empires please
I was skeptical at first when I heard the legend of Mr. Moe. It is clear now. The bards can not sing their songs loud enough nor can they weave the tales swiftly enough. The legend unfurls before us. The Walking Disaster Mr. Moe, bane of of beasts, queller of rage, titan among men. Battle is his treasure, adventure his mistress, and destiny his prize.
Mark "imagine you started in your underwear with nothing but a rock..."
Me: are you describing Myth Of Empires or Rust?
*Snaps fingers and finger guns*
Yes!
just imagine if mr. moe was real, he would be on the cover of vogue, i'm sure of it
Markiplier: “How do you want your character to look.”
Me: “As ridiculous as yours.”
With Jay Leno’s chin.
@YeaMan have you ever tried making sense?
maybe then your parents would have loved you
@@timidb Dr. doofenshmirtz was loved more by his parents than him.
@@Witherskull0503 no he wasn't
@@Witherskull0503 excuse my dumbassery
but whom is this Dr. doofenshmirtz?
I never knew I needed Markiplier playing an mmo, but I never want this to end.
Mark going full hunter-gatherer brain makes me want to see him playing Monster Hunter and just oingo boingo grab plant, ungus grungus bash big lizard on head
Whenever Mark customizes a character, I laugh to the point of tears
"Turns out you can level up by running through bushes and spamming E"
Now he knew how he went famous real fast
Within the first 5 min im laughing so hard im crying Mark in the character creation just about broke my laugh box
Mark is the best when it comes to character creation, mainly because instead of making the characters look how the person wishes to be perceived he makes them as hilariously odd as possible.
But then sometimes its like natural and odd at the same time, which makes you question life.
Man, I'm so glad Monster Factory is back. I've missed it.
Love some out of context Markiplier quotes "I NEED TO BE A MORE MAN! I WANT TO CONQUER EMPIR... tame horse!"
I love that the first 5 minutes are just Mark channeling the McElroys and doing a mini-Monster Factory
watching this nearly a year after video came out..... game looks fun! went looking for it.... taken down from steam... in a big legal ordeal with allegation of coding stolen from ark and various other things.........
“Together we... are... Mr.Moe-Joe!!”
(Is that just me or a missed opportunity) :D
He needs a pet wolf... called Jo-jo
Would love too see you play this with Bob Wade and Jack
Mark: Imagine you're a naked man in the woods, and you make a bodega...
Me: A pub?
Mark: And you get other people to put their bodegas by your bodega...
Me: ... A warehouse?
Mark: And then you merge your bodegas and make a super bodega!
Me: Okay, I'm thoroughly convinced he thought the word was fun and threw it up there.
Trick question, it's actually a pub warehouse.
I'm an idiot, I thought he said bowdagger.