Joe Lycett: I want to kill all dolphins

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  • @gracelangley335
    @gracelangley335 4 роки тому +760

    Joe Lycett? I only know Hugo Boss, and Hugo Boss wants to kill all dolphins...

  • @aimee5861
    @aimee5861 6 років тому +1517

    This doth butter no *parsnips*

    • @popazz1
      @popazz1 6 років тому +57

      Fetch me my writing mittens, I've letters to write which cannot wait for milder weather.

    • @HedeccaTamer
      @HedeccaTamer 6 років тому +30

      Carol, Carol, Carol

  • @poeallen7070
    @poeallen7070 6 років тому +262

    one of the guys in the barbershop quartet was a teacher at my school (secondary school), a maths teacher. one day he said he wouldn't be in next Monday and disappeared off for like 3 months, I think he was ill or something and after that, he did supply work and now he's in a barbershop quartet with Joe Lycett. didn't know you were such a madlad Mr. Mawson. good luck with your barbershop quartet!

    • @connie4766
      @connie4766 4 роки тому +6

      Lmaoooooo. I love this comment 😂😂😂

  • @lizziebooth5397
    @lizziebooth5397 5 років тому +418

    Christopher Biggins said,
    "No.
    Punch."

  • @georgiaerangey5211
    @georgiaerangey5211 6 років тому +327

    I love how Greg is trying so hard to keep a straight face through 99.9% of the video

  • @belowthelaw9607
    @belowthelaw9607 6 років тому +860

    What’s that walrus? We couldn’t possibly kill all the dolphins

    • @cutebutevil7387
      @cutebutevil7387 5 років тому +13

      His inner voice/psychotic spirit animal

    • @Trickward
      @Trickward 4 роки тому +3

      Cute But Evil i’m not sure you got the funny

    • @jonahs92
      @jonahs92 4 роки тому +9

      @@Trickward Actually I'm not sure YOU got it. Walrus is Joe's spirit animal. He says so in a comedy show.

    • @Trickward
      @Trickward 4 роки тому +4

      Jonah S Actually I’m not sure YOU get it, this isn’t Joe Lycett, it’s Hugo Boss.

    • @jonahs92
      @jonahs92 4 роки тому +5

      @@Trickward Funny, but Joe changed his name back. He's now Joe Lycett, the comedian formerly known as Hugo Boss, who was formerly known as Joe Lycett.

  • @frogwhisperer2067
    @frogwhisperer2067 6 років тому +558

    Get you a man that looks at you the way Greg James looks at Joe Lycett

    • @andrew76017
      @andrew76017 5 років тому +22

      3:05

    • @archie4president330
      @archie4president330 5 років тому +3

      @Statism is EVIL well that kind of behaviour is not going to get anyone behind your cause.
      Also I think your profile picture is 100% right, master hand has got the whole world on strawberry laces, I'm glad someone finally sees the truth

  • @strangeavocado9279
    @strangeavocado9279 4 роки тому +92

    2:40 Joe’s face when he heard “eradicating dolphins” is hilarious

  • @Julia-vc3by
    @Julia-vc3by 7 років тому +1042

    "I could have SWORN one of you was black!"

    • @scarletpeoni9347
      @scarletpeoni9347 7 років тому +22

      Julia if you look carefully it's the same man, he just wearing makeup to look white

    • @Sam-NFF
      @Sam-NFF 7 років тому +8

      +Scarlet Peoni it's not tho

    • @scarlao
      @scarlao 6 років тому

      LOL that cracked me up!

    • @soul7530
      @soul7530 5 років тому +3

      Sam Ashcroft You can clearly see it is 😂

  • @sofiapp7451
    @sofiapp7451 6 років тому +272

    "shall we put the past behind you?" "well they're all behind me" that just killed be

  • @sampatterson7386
    @sampatterson7386 6 років тому +234

    The name should have been ‘The Linda, Linda, Joe and Barbara-shop Quartet’.

  • @pigpie03
    @pigpie03 7 років тому +199

    Holy shit Joe does an amazing job on the spot!

  • @tamannad5107
    @tamannad5107 4 роки тому +75

    Greg was just internally DYING the whole time. His "try not to laugh" face is hysterical

  • @1234smileface
    @1234smileface 6 років тому +351

    Was there a bit of chemistry between the interviewer and Joe?

    • @flala2261
      @flala2261 6 років тому +18

      1234smileface *comedic-chemistry*

    • @frogwhisperer2067
      @frogwhisperer2067 6 років тому +64

      I saw it. I hope they banged

    • @TheBayzent
      @TheBayzent 6 років тому +87

      Joe has chemistry with everybody in the planet.

    • @cathychi2283
      @cathychi2283 6 років тому +45

      The sexual tension is uncanny

    • @lu-zp2hz
      @lu-zp2hz 5 років тому +4

      Frog Whisperer read my mind

  • @lizziebooth5397
    @lizziebooth5397 7 років тому +271

    A child's shin. Debbie McGee.

  • @krystalayala8451
    @krystalayala8451 4 роки тому +49

    I love when Joe heard about the eradication of dolphins he was like “hMM. yEP.”

  • @SEByrde
    @SEByrde 4 роки тому +38

    Okay I read the comments at the beginning and I was like "come on, what sexual tension."
    6 minutes in... oh my GOD THE SEXUAL TENSION JESUS CHRIST

  • @ditkind1340
    @ditkind1340 4 роки тому +68

    8:58. Why did this sound.. Like.. Actually good? 😂😂

  • @emma190900
    @emma190900 4 роки тому +16

    Some of the most iconic interviews of the last five months

  • @emily_232
    @emily_232 4 роки тому +23

    Joe took that barber shop quartet bit on like it’s been his whole life and just wow

  • @officialreginageorge3507
    @officialreginageorge3507 7 років тому +291

    I see Joe, I click

    • @lanestovall1715
      @lanestovall1715 7 років тому +1

      Official Regina George. he's amazing I agree

    • @msthang5366
      @msthang5366 6 років тому +1

      Official Regina George I cannot find enough videos of him!!
      I bought his book and I laughed so much

    • @AbsoluteMiniacGena
      @AbsoluteMiniacGena 6 років тому

      My daughter and I keep sharing joe vids between us. Brilliant 👍🏼

  • @KnobheadMills
    @KnobheadMills 7 років тому +274

    Loved the Barbershop quartet
    (Is it bad that I wanted to say barbarashop quartet...)

  • @lanestovall1715
    @lanestovall1715 7 років тому +145

    Greg James is a beautiful man

  • @goinggaga4ladygaga
    @goinggaga4ladygaga 6 років тому +97

    Those poor dolphins would be definsless

  • @derlaurenz
    @derlaurenz 6 років тому +8

    This an interviewer's dream ... sheer perfection for a talk, so entertaining and honest

  • @somebodygotmine
    @somebodygotmine 6 років тому +36

    Loved how they both kept cracking up!

  • @DeeL2507
    @DeeL2507 7 років тому +72

    Joe Lycett is my favourite! I love his snarky comedy!

  • @lovisamaanmies2983
    @lovisamaanmies2983 5 років тому +193

    the interviewer is handsome, just pointing that out

    • @yeah2853
      @yeah2853 4 роки тому +4

      Yeah Greg James

    • @jessicaj8564
      @jessicaj8564 4 роки тому

      Not my type

    • @purplepineapple8863
      @purplepineapple8863 4 роки тому +9

      The interviewee is handsome, just pointing that out

    • @sammnew
      @sammnew 4 роки тому +1

      purple Pineapple OMG yes!!! And extremely sexy!!!

  • @ammis5064
    @ammis5064 7 років тому +27

    That My Girl rendition was ICONIC

  • @donrayjay
    @donrayjay 4 роки тому +10

    Christopher Biggins sounds like a true humanitarian

  • @ceardataagtarlu2978
    @ceardataagtarlu2978 3 роки тому +4

    He’s done some of the most iconic interviews of the last...5 months

  • @Doopdedoopdedoopdoop
    @Doopdedoopdedoopdoop 7 років тому +35

    Please do more, these are great

  • @themadplotter
    @themadplotter 7 років тому +65

    This looks like a school kid interviewing his brothers friend. I'm not saying that's a bad thing!

  • @barryscott7178
    @barryscott7178 3 роки тому +9

    I’m crying at the thought of joe lycett and Christopher Biggins punching every dolphin in the world to death 😂😂

  • @katherinechambers6954
    @katherinechambers6954 4 роки тому +17

    He totally missed ‘Barbara shop quartet’

  • @sanndhyabhandari
    @sanndhyabhandari 7 років тому +11

    this deserves more views!! brilliantly hilarious

  • @ZoeFell
    @ZoeFell 7 років тому +57

    This was so wholesome and lovely.

  • @magicpony1501
    @magicpony1501 6 років тому +12

    Joe Lycette should watch the beginning of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

  • @cannibalbananas
    @cannibalbananas 4 роки тому +4

    Good thing Joe isn't shy and can think on his feet. I would've flubbed the whole interview.
    Joe shined and made me laugh 😂😊👍

  • @apoynta9858
    @apoynta9858 7 років тому +44

    I love these bcos Greg in a Suit is toppppp

  • @johannamylonaki5066
    @johannamylonaki5066 4 роки тому +5

    omg the way greg looks at joe

  • @wolfspain7385
    @wolfspain7385 7 років тому +223

    It took me all of 1 minute to get what was going on despite never having heard about this show before. Hilarious. Americans will never understand this brand of comedy.

    • @dmoney9285
      @dmoney9285 7 років тому +21

      wolfspain7385 ... I’m British but I disagree I think Americans do this sort of messing about thing all the time, all you have to do is watch things like the Simpsons or Family guy or the 40 year old virgin and so on to get that they understand irony

    • @wolfspain7385
      @wolfspain7385 6 років тому +7

      Although of course I'm stereotyping, you find that Americans use sarcasm more often as a comedic trope rather than an entire theme like this show is doing. In the shows you've mentioned, the majority of the comedy in them panders to the general, American audience and employs different forms of comedy such as satirical, racial or toilet humour. I don't think I need to prove my point in the case of Family Guy. For every show you named I can name a British, comedy show which more or less thrives on the theme of sarcasm (Blackadder, Only Fools and Horses, The Office). I don't think these shows would have been as famous in America in their original forms (Hence why they changed the style of the Office when they made an American remake). In fact, I heard an American girl saying yesterday that she had found it difficult to adjust to British sarcasm as she barely knew when people were joking or serious. (Also, irony and sarcasm are different.) So, although I understand they're not all idiots that have no idea what sarcasm is, I'd contend that the majority of Americans don't use it as often because they simply don't find it funny which often means they don't always realise when someone is being sarcastic.

    • @wolfspain7385
      @wolfspain7385 6 років тому +2

      Video starts @ 1:00 bud XD

    • @somebodygotmine
      @somebodygotmine 6 років тому +8

      I’m so sick of this attitude. Americans are not all stupid, and Brits are not all brilliant.

    • @msthang5366
      @msthang5366 6 років тому +1

      wolfspain7385 yes we do

  • @simonsaysrewind
    @simonsaysrewind 7 років тому +57

    Debbie McGee 😁

    • @j.mariethompson981
      @j.mariethompson981 7 років тому +1

      Simon Says
      Saws mate.... thought i was doing the joke 1st.....😍😍

    • @simonsaysrewind
      @simonsaysrewind 7 років тому +1

      J.Marie Thompson haha I was so last week 👍 😁

  • @richardtimmsdesign
    @richardtimmsdesign 6 років тому +26

    "a child's shin". Well he does work at the BBC.

  • @freyaa6209
    @freyaa6209 Рік тому +1

    Joe’s ooooooohhoooohohhh just makes my day 😂

  • @karlwilcockson
    @karlwilcockson 7 років тому +13

    Absolutely brilliant......Can't stop laughing 😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @lizziebooth5397
    @lizziebooth5397 6 років тому +28

    Linda. Always getting a bit punchy after shows.

  • @Dustinielson
    @Dustinielson 7 років тому +29

    Classic Joe..
    I too despise dolphins ~ Pricks of the sea.

    • @Dustinielson
      @Dustinielson 7 років тому +1

      I too was in a musical 4 way .. .
      We were a tampon string quartet called The 4 Menstrals.

  • @lizziebooth5397
    @lizziebooth5397 7 років тому +5

    Another 1000 please

  • @fullfreestreams9377
    @fullfreestreams9377 6 років тому +1

    The face of the interviewer guy is truly hilarious

  • @pippa_peg
    @pippa_peg 3 роки тому +2

    Joe: Hopefully I'll be okay.
    Me: Sadly "hopefully" doth butter no parsnips.

  • @heikonpeikon2
    @heikonpeikon2 7 років тому +199

    Get Lee mack!!!

    • @emrys_jpeg
      @emrys_jpeg 7 років тому +2

      heikonpeikon2 or Lee Mack-erel ayyyyyyy

    • @Dave-xr3rj
      @Dave-xr3rj 7 років тому +5

      no thanks.

    • @albertonino2652
      @albertonino2652 7 років тому +31

      The man lies for a living. He would be perfect. And he's insanely quick. Love him or hate him, he'd fit the format perfectly.

    • @scarletpeoni9347
      @scarletpeoni9347 7 років тому +2

      You mean Leeeeooooooooooooooooo

    • @raikaparzella
      @raikaparzella 7 років тому

      Oh yes please!!!

  • @confettidnp3344
    @confettidnp3344 4 роки тому +4

    i don’t know why but joe really reminds me of dan howell??

  • @onehundredmillionstars1276
    @onehundredmillionstars1276 7 років тому +24

    Omg, absolutely bloody hilarious! I love it 😂 #simonchair #lindalindabarbarajoe

  • @nikkijordan6042
    @nikkijordan6042 3 роки тому +2

    This guy's making Joe blush

  • @nialllang594
    @nialllang594 7 років тому +12

    I love Joe so much!!

  • @AbsoluteMiniacGena
    @AbsoluteMiniacGena 6 років тому +2

    Brilliant, especially Linda, Lynda, Barbara and Joe! I’d have thought they’d have asked ‘Linda’ is ‘she’ wanted to go punching dolphins 🐬 with Biggins and Joe 😂
    I’m in such a bad way with pain and now I’m crumpled with stomach pain!

  • @airmanedwards55
    @airmanedwards55 6 років тому +3

    Greg James.... whoaaaa ;-) Hello there haha

  • @felixc3719
    @felixc3719 6 років тому +1

    He should of said the barbershop quarter was called LLBJ

  • @Phoenix-vu4sn
    @Phoenix-vu4sn 4 роки тому +2

    Well that title didn't age well...

    • @centoe5537
      @centoe5537 4 роки тому +1

      joyyy When do you think killing dolphins was appropriate lol

  • @RedPandaGames.
    @RedPandaGames. 5 років тому

    I want to avoid dolphins? Since I’m genuinely allergic to them. (Contract causes rashes).

  • @j.mariethompson981
    @j.mariethompson981 7 років тому +8

    Debbie McGee....
    classic.

  • @shayonnitamallik5768
    @shayonnitamallik5768 6 років тому +1

    He is actually such a good singer.

  • @hiroyoshi00
    @hiroyoshi00 4 роки тому

    7:48 someone went full Michel Jackson there

  • @tillylouisexx7359
    @tillylouisexx7359 6 років тому +4

    His singing was the best part of my day. 😱❤️❤️❤️😂

  • @kendrahemmings3582
    @kendrahemmings3582 6 років тому +6

    To say joe was faking it, that quartet number was really good 😂

  • @Sammy200655294
    @Sammy200655294 5 років тому

    The Tension

  • @zartig09
    @zartig09 4 роки тому +1

    Joe was doing the ‘what people did before it was invented’ meme before anyone else.

  • @aliciabruce9881
    @aliciabruce9881 7 років тому +109

    Okay but what us with the grammar on "james's" surely it should be james' ??

    • @paulaplantita8458
      @paulaplantita8458 7 років тому +39

      Alicia Bruce Doig i believe both are correct

    • @ClairenotClary
      @ClairenotClary 7 років тому +7

      It should be James' but James's is also accepted. :)

    • @JAyM3zwhyte
      @JAyM3zwhyte 7 років тому +2

      What us?

    • @ClairenotClary
      @ClairenotClary 7 років тому

      yes

    • @scarletpeoni9347
      @scarletpeoni9347 7 років тому +3

      Why are both correct, seems a silly rule when you never hear anyone being called jame as a full name

  • @sophosnugget5535
    @sophosnugget5535 7 років тому +1

    The mention of the tour to Tipton 😂

  • @scottyd2262
    @scottyd2262 2 роки тому

    I have a sudden urge to join a Barbershop Quartet...

  • @pranavbelgaonkar8634
    @pranavbelgaonkar8634 3 роки тому

    News in 2090 : Inspired by the success of Simon Chair, Joe Lycet invented the Lycet , now popular all over the world!

  • @nickprice9271
    @nickprice9271 5 років тому

    Not the usual comedy style I find funny but he just pulls it of

  • @MS-yx2wf
    @MS-yx2wf 6 років тому +2

    Nobody gonna talk about Greg?😍

  • @delaroche3703
    @delaroche3703 6 років тому +1

    they both have SUCH NICE TEETH

    • @camban
      @camban 4 роки тому

      All the better to bite you with.

  • @craigg5410
    @craigg5410 3 роки тому

    'Look at this prick' - picture of a gorgeous dolphin 😂😂

  • @genericwoman3713
    @genericwoman3713 5 років тому +1

    David Mitchell next!!! I love Joe 💜

  • @HazKev
    @HazKev 7 років тому +9

    I’m crying with laughter 😂😂😂

  • @KeoniDSouza
    @KeoniDSouza 7 років тому

    I kept saying Biggins in my head, too - I don't know why!

  • @ialdabeoth
    @ialdabeoth 4 роки тому +1

    hugo boss, one of my faves

  • @irenebianchi5088
    @irenebianchi5088 2 роки тому

    I love Jo s sens of humour 😂

  • @kander46
    @kander46 6 років тому +2

    would gladly pay to see a pod of dolphins having there way with Mr. Lycett

  • @KaungAungplus
    @KaungAungplus 5 років тому +1

    Reminds me of Snape, just younger and fun

  • @things_i_say5951
    @things_i_say5951 4 роки тому +1

    The Oatmeal says he's in. He even wrote the book 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth

  • @patriklundin9973
    @patriklundin9973 7 років тому +2

    This is AMAZING :)

  • @stephjovi
    @stephjovi 6 років тому +2

    Did anyone else feel compelled to Google Who invented chairs? I mean I'm not an idiot I know the whole Mr chair invented chairs thing is a joke but it made me wonder when chairs were first invented

  • @JK_JK_JK_JK
    @JK_JK_JK_JK 7 років тому +10

    He's Funny as FK!!! 😂

  • @johnsweeney6072
    @johnsweeney6072 5 років тому +5

    When I was 15 my dad asked what want for my birthday. I told him I want a watch. Dad said I’m open to anything but your mum may not preform 🇦🇺🤡

  • @jamie7500
    @jamie7500 4 роки тому +1

    I think they got his name wrong...

  • @humandumpster3524
    @humandumpster3524 6 років тому +2

    gosh i love u joe. and u too barbara.

  • @zzzzzzz5585
    @zzzzzzz5585 6 років тому +1

    Of all the people to murder dolphins with, he chooses Biggins 😂

  • @12edits91
    @12edits91 6 років тому

    This is fucking brilliant do it with joe Wilkinson

  • @waynewilson4640
    @waynewilson4640 6 років тому +1

    OK...enough of that....time to head back to Leeds!!!

  • @Mo-cb8iw
    @Mo-cb8iw 5 років тому

    rest in piece...

  • @Geek.Productions
    @Geek.Productions 7 років тому +2

    More.

  • @girlshadow960
    @girlshadow960 6 років тому

    Sean lock please

  • @WhatforNameIsThat
    @WhatforNameIsThat 2 роки тому

    Only being able to add 1 like feels insufficient for this video. Havent laughed this hard in a long time

  • @tiffanymarieelizabeth
    @tiffanymarieelizabeth 5 років тому +1

    6:22 died laughing

  • @GorillaGamingChannel
    @GorillaGamingChannel 4 роки тому

    “Hopefully” doth butter no parsnips joe!

  • @1902350
    @1902350 7 років тому +10

    barbershop lycett