I worked for the UK's Jobcentre service in the mid-2000's. Sending people on FLT driver courses was one of the default options for improving their employability. Tonnes of people were sent on them, probably far more than there were actually jobs for. That and NVQ1 in catering. This whole game reminds me of the classic German spoof short film Forklift Driver Klaus, and I'd be pretty confident it inspired it- apparently they sometimes show it as a joke during FLT training sessions.
Its not a forklift its a powered pallet truck aka PPT it has no lift or reach its just used for lugging stuff about at ground level Also them pallets aren't shrink wrapped so its a health and safety risk
"Maybe I can just smash into things...." This is what is colloquially known by those in the Warehousing and Storage trade as "moving inventory" or summat. Pro Tip: This is why you get those "my sofa from DFS was delivered with a massive hole in it" cases on Watchdog. Not because Jim Sterling was operating the truck, just that they were trained by the same Keith Chegwin-esque trainer.
Though even he doesn't remember it to this day, despite that he proudly appears in the trailer claiming that Maximum Overdrive is "King done right." Being high out of your mind will do things to your memory.
IN A WORLD WHERE BRAINS HAVE BECOME FOOD ONE MAN IS ON A NEVERENDING QUEST TO DELIVER FOOD TO SUPERMARKETS ON TIME COMING TO A STEAM STORE NEAR YOU ZOMBIE TRUCK SIMULATOR RATED Z FOR ZOMBIES
number one way to make your company's health and safety officer completely lose their shit; ask them to perform a risk assessment on a forklift truck with buzzsaws on the front.
Does the field of view look really weird or is it just me? Cheers to them for embracing the silliness. "Your forklift was slightly damaged" is the best game over message.
I drove lift trucks at my previous job, and this is very similar to what I experienced. Also, it doesn't matter if you didn't "deserve" your license, they don't really care if you're good on it or not. They basically just teach you all of the safety stuff so that they've held up their end of the bargain and any fuckups are on you. I went to a "3 hour class" that lasted for 5 fucking hours........yikes
You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.
Hey, Mr Sterling, after discovering you are certified to drive forklifts, I thought of something: On the courses the Jobcentre sent you to, did they ever show you the German safety video? If not, here: German Forklift Training Video (funny) Enjoy.
lol don't feel too bad Jim, my first job in the Air Force was Supply (driving forklifts, warehousing, mrsp) after four years of that shit I cross trained into something far less boring lol.
I worked for the UK's Jobcentre service in the mid-2000's. Sending people on FLT driver courses was one of the default options for improving their employability. Tonnes of people were sent on them, probably far more than there were actually jobs for. That and NVQ1 in catering. This whole game reminds me of the classic German spoof short film Forklift Driver Klaus, and I'd be pretty confident it inspired it- apparently they sometimes show it as a joke during FLT training sessions.
You tried to kill them with a forklift! And succeeded!
Disappointed that this wasn't you running away from your place of work for 20 minutes, like the bus game.
'It's just a fucking warehouse!'
Well, in the games defense Jim...
Remove the zombies and the forklift and... fuck I'm having flashbacks to my last couple jobs.
commiedeer Tell you what, plenty of zombies in the warehouse that I work at.
DragonNexus yeah I can totally believe that. Particularly in management.
Its not a forklift its a powered pallet truck aka PPT it has no lift or reach its just used for lugging stuff about at ground level
Also them pallets aren't shrink wrapped so its a health and safety risk
Someone works for Walmart haha my condolences
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Maybe I can just smash into things...."
This is what is colloquially known by those in the Warehousing and Storage trade as "moving inventory" or summat.
Pro Tip: This is why you get those "my sofa from DFS was delivered with a massive hole in it" cases on Watchdog. Not because Jim Sterling was operating the truck, just that they were trained by the same Keith Chegwin-esque trainer.
Sentient Forklift trucks. It was always going to end this way. Keith Chegwin must have known.
+Top Pupperanian I think Stephen King predicted a similar thing in a movie once
Though even he doesn't remember it to this day, despite that he proudly appears in the trailer claiming that Maximum Overdrive is "King done right." Being high out of your mind will do things to your memory.
Well, this is the closest we'll ever get to a Shenmue 3.
Jim Sterling is a certified forklift driver?
I smell fan fiction! Internet, get to it.
"And then they kissed" There, done it!
Crossover with Jim's sentient bus pass novel!
Jim got certified so he could work at a boglin warehouse
IN A WORLD
WHERE BRAINS HAVE BECOME FOOD
ONE MAN
IS ON A NEVERENDING QUEST TO
DELIVER FOOD TO SUPERMARKETS ON TIME
COMING TO A STEAM STORE NEAR YOU
ZOMBIE TRUCK SIMULATOR
RATED Z FOR ZOMBIES
I was hoping 2014 might be the year of, well, literally anything else. But no, more zombies. Also sick forkliftin' skills Jim
Rejected Dead Rising Assets: The Game.
number one way to make your company's health and safety officer completely lose their shit; ask them to perform a risk assessment on a forklift truck with buzzsaws on the front.
Does the field of view look really weird or is it just me?
Cheers to them for embracing the silliness. "Your forklift was slightly damaged" is the best game over message.
"I'm bored, let's watch some older videos of Jim"
*sees new video uploaded*
"Well, I've got something new to waste my time on"
7 years later...
@@aturchomicz821 Still watching them :)
@@corgistaniel1150 7 years and 379 comments later 🤯 that’s a true fan. I love returning to Jim’s old content. It’s good comfort viewing.
I drove lift trucks at my previous job, and this is very similar to what I experienced.
Also, it doesn't matter if you didn't "deserve" your license, they don't really care if you're good on it or not. They basically just teach you all of the safety stuff so that they've held up their end of the bargain and any fuckups are on you. I went to a "3 hour class" that lasted for 5 fucking hours........yikes
German Forklift Safety; The Game. Is the protagonists name Klaus?
Oh man, completely lost it at "Your forklift was slightly damaged". Brilliant stuff. :D
4:22 Level of stuck: Austin Powers.
I would love a zombie mini game in American Truck Simulator that works like this.
Jim Sterling is a beast.
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
what?
Are you a time traveler from 2007?
You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.
EvanBlax I like turtles.
This melted my brain. Well played.
Heh Jim, late I know. But back when I was on the dole they made me do a forklift training course too.
I always said Eurotruck simulator needs a From Dusk 'till Dawn mode mixed with a bit of Oregon Trail.
i cant believe no one has done this but. HES KIILING ZOMBIES WITH A FORKLIFT OLE!!!!
Maikol Rivas This is the song written for the comments.
This is the song Jim Sterling, Son.
He's kiiiillllling zombies with a forklift.
I work at a warehouse so this is something I can get behind
Hey, Mr Sterling, after discovering you are certified to drive forklifts, I thought of something:
On the courses the Jobcentre sent you to, did they ever show you the German safety video?
If not, here: German Forklift Training Video (funny)
Enjoy.
I work at a warehouse.
You'd be surprised how accurate this mode is to my 9-5.
lol don't feel too bad Jim, my first job in the Air Force was Supply (driving forklifts, warehousing, mrsp) after four years of that shit I cross trained into something far less boring lol.
Can't tell if the controls are bad, or if that's just the nature of forklifts
Ikaruga is out on steam now jim. Please let that be the next game you play! Would be wonderful to hear what you have to say about it!
You have to pess down on the button with the dashing bunny to go fast 😋
The moment you said the game's name, I nearly chuckled my porridge into my nose.
Why am I watching this again in 2017?
Try 2020! Boom. No one can ever beat this.
and now in 2024 jim sterling isn't even worth watching
OH NOOO!!! My forklift has a scratch in it
i kinda dig this actually
didnt you have a headlight on your forklift jim? and I think you'll find, carrying personnel on your truck... instant dismissal.
Brilliant game of brillantgameness
Game of the Year!
So, this is simulator of my early 20's.
Forklifttruckmageddon.
Who keeps making these job simulator games? I wonder when data entry clerk simulator is coming out.
goat simulator/10
Lets Warehouse out of here.
Come on
I didn't know there was a party in this Warehouse would have been so much better
10/10 Would burn again...
well, that is an exit. :D
Staplerfahrer Klaus.
Why steam lets this happen!?
9:30
haha
where is ryo hazuki when you need him?
Staplerfahrer Klaus
Looks like my old job.
Calais migrant shootout mode
That's not a forklift, it's a pallet jack.
looks great, not