Gilear's First Time in Combat - Fantasy High: Sophomore Year - Dimension 20: LIVE

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  • @haydenhernandez2895
    @haydenhernandez2895 4 роки тому +5973

    “hE’s NoT cUrSeD hE’s JuSt A gUy”
    - Brennan Lee Mulligan, knowing full well that Gilear is the chosen one

    • @chiffon788
      @chiffon788 3 роки тому +203

      Any DM knows that it's the first page of his DM binder.

    • @pikazooka
      @pikazooka 3 роки тому +206

      If there is a chosen ONE in a party, it must be the npc so no one player has the spotlight over the others

    • @TAP7a
      @TAP7a 3 роки тому +195

      Gilear is cursed
      Cursed by the attention of a party of adventurers

    • @the_exodusrex3385
      @the_exodusrex3385 3 роки тому +3

      Timestamp?

    • @ethanthamouse6695
      @ethanthamouse6695 3 роки тому +20

      @@pikazooka no it must be the most weakling and normal average guy in the world most player characters dont want to be that so then you give it to some npc

  • @Maurenriques
    @Maurenriques 3 роки тому +3203

    Brennan: reading Gilear awful modifiers for a D&D character but also a very real person
    Brennan: +1 to inteligente
    Multiple people, sympathetically: oh!

    • @raul13339
      @raul13339 2 роки тому +283

      That's because there is only two people in the party who are smarter than him, Riz(the detective of the party) and Adaine(the wizard that can see the future).

    • @fernandotrevinocastro1018
      @fernandotrevinocastro1018 Рік тому +92

      It's also such a "hey look at you go champ!"

    • @sithguy20awesome
      @sithguy20awesome 11 місяців тому +41

      to be completely fair gilear's not dumb, him being mildly above average intelligence but physically unimpressive seems about accurate to how he's portrayed

    • @cosmic_poet7326
      @cosmic_poet7326 22 дні тому +1

      Well, seeing as 10 is avarage in dnd and 95 - 110 IQ is average irl, having a +1 bonus would correlate with 120 to 130 IQ. 130 and over is clinical genius so Gilear might very well be an actual genius.

  • @phi7534
    @phi7534 4 роки тому +3568

    Ally's scream of primal rage when Fabian almost killed Gilear is one of the rawest expressions of emotion I've ever seen

  • @LucidProtean
    @LucidProtean 3 роки тому +2243

    "I also have a suitcase, Gilear. It's really big."
    "I could see myself fitting very easily in that suitcase."
    Brennan you genius.

    • @matthewhubka6350
      @matthewhubka6350 3 роки тому +173

      It’s so funny because Riz came up with it, and then at the end of the season Brennan went “hmm, how do I get all of the side characters into nightmare forest for the finale. Remember that thing said way back in episode like 3”

    • @null9546
      @null9546 3 роки тому +22

      @@matthewhubka6350 oh my gosh thats right I didnt realize that until just now!!

  • @OkamiG15
    @OkamiG15 4 роки тому +1402

    “I’ve had a bad day.”
    “You can’t say that every day!”
    God that’s a mood...

  • @icecreamchick45
    @icecreamchick45 4 роки тому +2828

    that time fabian made ally so mad that their stitches broke haha

    • @yeetthatmolotov
      @yeetthatmolotov 3 роки тому +254

      I just realised that was probably right after they had top surgery

    • @moosedraw3731
      @moosedraw3731 3 роки тому +184

      @@yeetthatmolotov yea it’s a couple months after, they said that the stitches are mostly healed.

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 2 роки тому +118

      That’s the best friendship injury I ever heard

    • @alloypaulson7520
      @alloypaulson7520 2 роки тому +82

      @@Lucifersfursona Your friends may make you bust a gut laughing, but have you ever popped a stitch?

    • @evanc.1591
      @evanc.1591 Рік тому +7

      Man, hearing that made me so sad for her. She seems like a lovely person, I hate that she's going through this without anyone telling her "Hey, I love you, and your body isn't broken. It doesn't need radical surgery. You're wonderful exactly as you were made."

  • @misti-step
    @misti-step 4 роки тому +1261

    hearing the crew laugh at "nearly 100 percent of ppl punched in the back of the head by a demon would die" !!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @blkfoxninja
    @blkfoxninja 4 роки тому +2877

    I never realized how audible the laughing of the crew in the background is...makes it sooo much funnier

  • @jackwack5402
    @jackwack5402 2 роки тому +479

    22:14 “Incredible dunk on me by my own daughter at my lowest moment.” is my fav Gilear moment ever

  • @abidoesnerdstuff
    @abidoesnerdstuff 3 роки тому +1851

    "HES NOT CURSED HES JUST A GUY!" is my favorite line in all of D20

  • @DuncanDisordely
    @DuncanDisordely 3 роки тому +590

    Too Cursed to live, Too Chosen to die.

    • @stephanieventura7389
      @stephanieventura7389 Рік тому +19

      I’m a big fan of this comment and need to listen to this album now

  • @mariesmith3217
    @mariesmith3217 3 роки тому +813

    When Murph takes off his glasses and puts his head in his hands when another party member makes a batshit decision

    • @jadync.5971
      @jadync.5971 3 роки тому +49

      he's like "I leave for one session and you people are out of control"

    • @pattyofurniture694
      @pattyofurniture694 3 роки тому +13

      So fucking good

  • @adysenmckay3428
    @adysenmckay3428 2 роки тому +578

    “✨prophecy✨” said quietly by Zac/Gorgug after Gilear says he’s gonna speak up is my favorite thing.

  • @turner15
    @turner15 4 роки тому +616

    “I had to ask you.”
    “You didn’t.”

    • @bicarbonat1
      @bicarbonat1 3 роки тому +27

      The crew laughing is just 👌🏾

  • @coolkid92223
    @coolkid92223 3 роки тому +721

    Lou shouting “what are you eating??” at Gilear like he’s an unruly pet is very good and funny.

  • @e.keough2975
    @e.keough2975 2 роки тому +594

    I like how Zac is at first like "I don't think that's right at all..." and gives very legitimate reasoning before just folding thirty seconds later and saying with conviction "Gilear is the chosen one"

  • @MrDalek1999
    @MrDalek1999 3 роки тому +935

    underrated moment, sandra lynne faeth screaming out “my ex-husband!” as Gilear is dragged outside by demons, one of my favourite jokes in D20 history

    • @Nelski11401
      @Nelski11401 3 роки тому +105

      fig saying "i knew you still loved him" is the cherry on top of it

  • @kaikennedy7058
    @kaikennedy7058 4 роки тому +868

    Gilear is gonna single handily defeat the night yorb

    • @ArkRedpanda
      @ArkRedpanda 4 роки тому +97

      Speak not of the Night Yorb

    • @rikimaru700
      @rikimaru700 9 місяців тому +1

      ....you might be right

  • @moonwukong1024
    @moonwukong1024 3 роки тому +842

    Brennen expierenced so much pain at hearing the words, "Gilear is the chosen one,"

    • @jhart6764
      @jhart6764 2 роки тому +31

      Cut to "I HAVE NO PRIDE!"

    • @logicaloverdrive8197
      @logicaloverdrive8197 2 роки тому +20

      @@jhart6764 Even when giving him such a huge win, an even greater dub than him turning down Sandra Lynn, he still gets killed

  • @hotelmario510
    @hotelmario510 2 роки тому +785

    Fun fact: Brennan says that Gilear is destined to be a planetar after he dies, but the Bad Kids keep revivifying him.

    • @aidenmiller3832
      @aidenmiller3832 Рік тому +127

      That would explain why he wants to kill Gilear so bad lmao

    • @PyrotechNick77
      @PyrotechNick77 Рік тому +14

      Where has he said this?

    • @serofed
      @serofed Рік тому +117

      @@PyrotechNick77 in an AMA posted to the DND subreddit ~3 yrs ago, "Also, I keep trying to make Gilear a Planetar, but the Bad Kids keep revivifying him, so what can I do?"

  • @bicarbonat1
    @bicarbonat1 3 роки тому +503

    Something about the line "I'm gonna say some stuff" is so hilarious
    He sounds absolutely blasted by misfortune

  • @asimplemoth5342
    @asimplemoth5342 3 роки тому +316

    “Gilear is going home!”
    Gilear: remains until the last three episodes.

  • @emerz3530
    @emerz3530 3 роки тому +472

    Lou's absolute obsession with Gilear is just incredible

    • @whateverjackson
      @whateverjackson 2 роки тому +28

      This would have been an incredible LOTR spoof if it was just a pathetic Frodo who unwillingly went along the whole time.

  • @8Rincewind
    @8Rincewind 3 роки тому +866

    Gilear has worse stats than a commoner, but has 1 more hitpoint than a commoner.

    • @BlackHeart1216
      @BlackHeart1216 3 роки тому +105

      The lowest hit die is a d6, it looks like brennan just gave him max hp 6 - 1 from con.

    • @julimaki3437
      @julimaki3437 3 роки тому +29

      tanky commoner

    • @KumaoftheForest
      @KumaoftheForest 3 роки тому +126

      That 1 additional hit point is from the Yogurt

    • @kizukun001
      @kizukun001 3 роки тому +39

      @@KumaoftheForest they did say it was powerful yogurt.

    • @drewbg333
      @drewbg333 3 роки тому +5

      At first level you get your hit die Max plus con mod.

  • @pauciloquentflibbertigibbe5217
    @pauciloquentflibbertigibbe5217 2 роки тому +271

    There is just something so brutal about Brennan shouting 'BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM' to indicate the demons beating Gilear to death.

  • @C.V317
    @C.V317 4 роки тому +472

    I need a shirt of Gilear that says, “I died today...”

    • @animecrunchtime
      @animecrunchtime 3 роки тому +10

      That or a shirt with “bean stains” saying “I have beans on my shirt”.

    • @Krensharpaw
      @Krensharpaw 3 роки тому +8

      Reminds me of what the dad said in Suburban Commando. "I WAS FROZEN TODAY!"

    • @AquaticLotus7552
      @AquaticLotus7552 11 днів тому

      "You can't wear that shirt EVERY DAY"

  • @jackdog06
    @jackdog06 3 роки тому +426

    “It didn’t even hurt. It was just a feeling of ‘oh I’ve never experienced *anything* until this very moment because I’ve been hit so hard’.... *W I L D ”*

  • @abjaaksm
    @abjaaksm 2 роки тому +327

    It kills me that tracker brought him up to full health with a level one cure wounds 😂

    • @Blasted2Oblivion
      @Blasted2Oblivion 9 місяців тому +5

      1d8 plus modifier. He has 10hp, all she needs is a +2 on a max roll. Not impossible but certainly very funny.

    • @abjaaksm
      @abjaaksm 9 місяців тому +12

      He actually has 5HP, it’s 10HP that renders him full dead!

    • @Blasted2Oblivion
      @Blasted2Oblivion 9 місяців тому +2

      @@abjaaksm even easier. Still hilarious.

  • @robysword12
    @robysword12 3 роки тому +213

    at 3:58
    I love how no one realizes the seriousness of the situation until Brennan says the words "immediately dead"
    and then you can everyone's faces just drop, and the tone shifts

  • @hotscottrulz
    @hotscottrulz 3 роки тому +646

    Gilear is genuinely one of my favourite NPCs in *any* RPG campaign, let alone Fantasy High. He’s just a guy!

    • @missingbobsburgers
      @missingbobsburgers Рік тому +8

      Can you imagine if he ever was cursed. His stats might improve.

  • @Morhek
    @Morhek 2 роки тому +243

    "Nearly 100% of people punched in the head by a demon would die."
    I love how you can hear even the crew cracking up over that.

  • @ryanadkins6816
    @ryanadkins6816 4 роки тому +1326

    Ive said this on multiple occasions and I'll bring it up next time on adventuring party, but I have a gilear theory, a gileary, if you will, the reason why gilear becomes planetar, because it's cannon that he does, is that in his adventures with the bad kids he has been revivified so often that his life force becomes mostly celestial energy, converting him into an angelic being over the years of the bad kids' various highschool adventures

    • @favedave88
      @favedave88 4 роки тому +24

      how is this canon? did i miss something in a talkback?

    • @ryanadkins6816
      @ryanadkins6816 4 роки тому +47

      Let me rephrase, its basically cannon, I think there was a thing that happened on Twitter, I never actually read it but I remember someone confirming this for me in a differant comment section on a differant video and on a differant channel

    • @ryanadkins6816
      @ryanadkins6816 4 роки тому +3

      But that was months ago

    • @bepis602
      @bepis602 3 роки тому +6

      Wait what? He's a planetar???

    • @jasperxalicecullen
      @jasperxalicecullen 3 роки тому +34

      A GILEARY

  • @McDoobis
    @McDoobis 2 роки тому +158

    "I had to ask"
    "You didn't"
    Kills me every time

    • @kashtrey
      @kashtrey 9 місяців тому +5

      This whole thing is funny but the "you didn't" is the best because it's 100% Brennan speaking to the whole cast.

  • @popasquat5022
    @popasquat5022 3 роки тому +138

    "I'm sitting in the van, swaddled by a blanket, shaking, so hard"
    I'm fucking dying lmaooooooo

  • @garrettcarter5622
    @garrettcarter5622 4 роки тому +741

    To be fair, Brennan only has himself to blame for that insight description. I had the exact same idea as Emily in the moment.

    • @the_exodusrex3385
      @the_exodusrex3385 3 роки тому +6

      Timestamp?

    • @DuncanDisordely
      @DuncanDisordely 2 роки тому +2

      @@the_exodusrex3385 6:10

    • @chuckwagon3718
      @chuckwagon3718 2 роки тому +20

      Honestly feels like he was just trying to teach them a lesson not to bring weak characters they care about into battle but pulled his punch because the game is being broadcast.

  • @doctorstaples4947
    @doctorstaples4947 3 роки тому +661

    “That made me so mad it burst my stitches!” Makes me laugh every time I love them so much.

    • @KumaoftheForest
      @KumaoftheForest 3 роки тому +22

      It took me a moment to remember about Ally’s surgery

  • @harrygrupper9981
    @harrygrupper9981 4 роки тому +169

    " i could see myself living in a briefcase very easily"

  • @thatmaninthevan3858
    @thatmaninthevan3858 2 роки тому +55

    “I’ve had a bad day.”
    “You can’t say that every day Gilear”

  • @NerdAlert8910
    @NerdAlert8910 3 роки тому +212

    "Gilear is full of yogurt!"
    "Retrieve the yogurt man!"
    Two very underrated quotes

  • @rabpanz6145
    @rabpanz6145 2 роки тому +81

    "An incredible dunk on me by my own daughter in my lowest moment" GOD I love Gilear so much

  • @QuestionableKenz
    @QuestionableKenz 4 роки тому +192

    I love how Fig uses the jacket of many things more than Adine

  • @dkcsi9256
    @dkcsi9256 3 роки тому +58

    “He’s just a guy” no normal man lives such a cursed existence

  • @AwellPackagedFellow
    @AwellPackagedFellow 2 роки тому +84

    When Galier is explaining that he's just a normal guy it's so funny that you can hear the production crew in the back laughing

  • @RLmediashow
    @RLmediashow 4 роки тому +432

    ally: can we just put gilear in that ruby and tell him that's the vacation? put him in that sapphire!
    murph: what HAPPENED to you?
    two separate deaths, murph. two separate deaths happened to them.

  • @explolsivecake2045
    @explolsivecake2045 4 роки тому +340

    ‘It’s gonna be a good year!’
    The only good thing about 2020 (know it was released in 2019 but *s h u t* it ended in 2020) was that Gilear rolled a Nat 20 in his first combat

  • @dominosbech2883
    @dominosbech2883 Рік тому +199

    Gilear:“I’m not the nightmare king”
    Fig: “ I had to ask”
    Gilear: “No you didn’t”
    18:42 I never noticed how the whole background crew just breaks down laughing

  • @matthewcooper4248
    @matthewcooper4248 3 роки тому +186

    Also I like to think Gilear wasn't actually the chosen one to get the armor of sin but after this Brennan just said "I mean now I HAVE to".

  • @mitchellwilliam95
    @mitchellwilliam95 Рік тому +65

    12:01 love how Brennan instantly needs to make sure Ally is alright. Such a great group

  • @cathalnolan8007
    @cathalnolan8007 2 роки тому +64

    I nearly cried laughing when Brennan made the honk sound as he played Gilear dying

    • @abjaaksm
      @abjaaksm 2 роки тому +8

      You know, when a rat honks when it flips on the ground

  • @ldragon8480
    @ldragon8480 Рік тому +56

    I love murph's dedication to calling out the badkids and their bullying

  • @druid_the_lizard_wizard
    @druid_the_lizard_wizard 4 роки тому +134

    19:09 I love that you can hear the crew laughing in the background lmao

  • @queenofvermin
    @queenofvermin 3 роки тому +85

    I love how Brennan genuinely worried when ally mentioned their stitches

  • @EyebrowsGaming
    @EyebrowsGaming 2 роки тому +84

    Gilear becoming the chosen one actually gives a really nice moral to a story about a group of teenagers:
    You don't have to be young when you find greatness - be patient and your time will come.

    • @repulser93
      @repulser93 Рік тому +3

      Unfortunately if you get it old, that greatness will be quickly undermined and you’ll wind up worse than ever.

  • @LargeMcBottoms
    @LargeMcBottoms 3 роки тому +46

    Fig's realization that she killed her dad and her losing her mind as everyone else is talking is glorious.

  • @CarlosRIOS777
    @CarlosRIOS777 3 роки тому +72

    The crew laughing in the background is excellent. And you can tell Brennan really just wants Gilear to bite the bullet 😂

  • @Krensharpaw
    @Krensharpaw 3 роки тому +192

    I really hope he is the chosen one. But as a DM myself...I know what it's like when your players decide to do something like... kidnap a goblin and force them to join the party.

    • @sammykenny
      @sammykenny 3 роки тому +24

      Or when they decide to adopt an axe beak egg and make plans to train and ride it

    • @MOOOTH
      @MOOOTH 3 роки тому +38

      Or when they seduce the rising sun and roll a nat 20 so now the sun goddess is dtf

    • @kevinomalley1090
      @kevinomalley1090 3 роки тому +25

      Or when they save a random rat and then somehow it becomes the God of honour killings.

    • @Pokemanking12
      @Pokemanking12 2 роки тому +6

      This happened with my first character pick pocket went wrong and I end up as a slave to a party member

    • @emhoj97
      @emhoj97 Рік тому +3

      I tried to "kidnap" (just forcibly drag along to ensure they didn't get back on a death machine) a gnome. I was solidly admonished by the rest of my party. That gnome proceeded to die from a mimic, and I make sure to rub that in my partys face frequently

  • @djwarrior5150
    @djwarrior5150 4 роки тому +121

    Oooo epic foreshadowing with the briefcase

  • @accountN6942
    @accountN6942 3 роки тому +116

    Spoiler but
    the fact he does actually does kick ass in a fight in the future is amazing

    • @MenachemSchmuel
      @MenachemSchmuel 3 роки тому +10

      Lol, i mean if you count his dying and the armor manipulating his dead body... Sure he kicked ass!

    • @aeoscampaignsetting8489
      @aeoscampaignsetting8489 3 роки тому +7

      I CAN ASSURE YOU!!! I HAVE NO PRIDE!!!

  • @beansinsuits
    @beansinsuits 4 роки тому +226

    *rolls nat 20* "its gonna be a good year." Homie....We're in the middle of a pandemic.

    • @druid_the_lizard_wizard
      @druid_the_lizard_wizard 4 роки тому +22

      This aired back in 2019 but honestly still stands lmao

    • @KumaoftheForest
      @KumaoftheForest 3 роки тому +5

      And THAT was a Nat 20, imagine what a 19 would of gotten us

    • @pattyofurniture694
      @pattyofurniture694 3 роки тому

      Not to be THAT GUY but i think Fabian meant Sophomore Year

  • @EthalaRide
    @EthalaRide 4 роки тому +182

    Rewatching this whole scene, and then seeing his LAST combat encounter and how that goes, pretty great. a lot of talk about locking Gilear in a metal container or box and such... interesting.

  • @aes2621
    @aes2621 3 роки тому +56

    18:51 the Gilear line that broke the backstage crew

  • @camloch
    @camloch 2 роки тому +25

    18:52 the laughter from off-screen is always unexpected but delightful

  • @shridharbiju7370
    @shridharbiju7370 2 роки тому +18

    The moment Brennan said "I dont think i will ever be the GUY" was the moment he decided he was going somehow make him the guy.

  • @anseladdams
    @anseladdams 3 роки тому +109

    Fabian: I need to know why they attacked Gilear and not me…
    DM: Give me an insight check.
    Fabian: 19
    DM: You see that the ape did it for the XP and the LOL

    • @KumaoftheForest
      @KumaoftheForest 3 роки тому +8

      They did it to attack a full elf, not a half elf

    • @bigdrew565
      @bigdrew565 Рік тому

      ​@@KumaoftheForestwatch the video again. It was hilarious when Brennan gave his reasoning for why the Barlgura targeted Gilear.

  • @jhart6764
    @jhart6764 2 роки тому +24

    11:47 feels important to remember. Gilear is so loved that it broke Ally's heart broke.

  • @koreymackey684
    @koreymackey684 2 роки тому +27

    “He’s not cursed! He’s just a guy!!!” gets me everytime

  • @WatchingVideos107
    @WatchingVideos107 2 роки тому +23

    “It’s gonna be a good year!”
    -Lou Wilson (Dec 19, 2019)

  • @hotelmario510
    @hotelmario510 2 роки тому +27

    Still extremely funny that Lou makes Beardsley so mad by re-killing Gilear that their top surgery stitches burst, lmao.

  • @mariesmith3217
    @mariesmith3217 3 роки тому +48

    “I can capture their soul”
    “ohhh nooooo 🤦‍♂️”

  • @way2dead4u
    @way2dead4u 3 роки тому +33

    “this frog is very good”
    right mate i’ll take it

  • @theauthorii1751
    @theauthorii1751 2 роки тому +18

    "He's not cursed he's just a guy" has massive Timmy was an average kid vibes and I dig it

  • @octodaddy1602
    @octodaddy1602 Рік тому +9

    Fig: "i had to ask"
    Gilear: "you didn't"
    Entire cast and crew: dissolves into laughter

  • @ryanstewart2289
    @ryanstewart2289 11 місяців тому +3

    I love that Fabien IMMEDIATELY jumps to "he must be the chosen one to be more important than me."

  • @jocosesonata
    @jocosesonata Рік тому +7

    1:10 - *_"He's not cursed, he's just a guy!"_*
    You know what... It's played comedically, but I feel like we all need that kind of reassurance once in a while.

  • @Nixahma
    @Nixahma 3 роки тому +35

    12:00 Ally, with the resistance to physical damage while raging.

  • @grimki11er
    @grimki11er 3 роки тому +43

    Gilear is simply the best part of the whole show

  • @ciaradoesmusic5201
    @ciaradoesmusic5201 4 роки тому +59

    THIS FROG IS VERY GOOD

  • @BrandonTschetter
    @BrandonTschetter 3 роки тому +46

    23:11 And then He saves the day in the finale by jumping out of that same briefcase. What great foreshadowing. This truly is Gilear's story, His hero's journey. He is the Chosen One.

  • @sarahfinch1808
    @sarahfinch1808 4 роки тому +96

    the chosen one RISES

  • @BixmoPanda96
    @BixmoPanda96 2 роки тому +14

    The loud laughing in the background from 18:54 - 19:26 brings me so much joy. It makes me bust out laughing everytime.

  • @draxiss1577
    @draxiss1577 3 роки тому +24

    Riz coming in with the foreshadowing of the briefcase is pretty good.

  • @mitchellsmith746
    @mitchellsmith746 7 місяців тому +2

    18:45 something about the timing of that "you didn't" is just magic. I love how you can hear the entire crew laugh in the background too

  • @sidhackney8831
    @sidhackney8831 2 роки тому +10

    Brennan took so much glee in murdering this ordinary man they had made into the party pet

  • @_peachjam_
    @_peachjam_ Рік тому +12

    Imagine how different the story would have been if Fig had succeeded on the persuasion check to get Gilear to take a vacation

  • @Rosy2468
    @Rosy2468 3 роки тому +45

    18:48 - is that the crew cracking up in the background? I'm crying
    edit: and 19:16

  • @GamerGrovyle
    @GamerGrovyle Рік тому +11

    Lou getting Ally so mad they tore their stitches is just so amazing. I cried laughing.

  • @ZachsMind
    @ZachsMind 4 роки тому +109

    Gilear Faeth is me if I were taken from this world and stripped into the math of the D&D probable reality. Actually, my stats would probably be worse than that but just below him, and I'd have maybe two or three hit points. I can so relate. I wouldn't last a day in a D&D campaign. I'd be wondering where all the dollar menu fast food joints disappeared to and longing for a milkshake, even tho as I grow older I've discovered I'm now lactose intolerant, and others insist I have no bald spot but I can feel it just where the mirrors refuse to show me. I can feel there is less hair in one place and I imagine it's very fine pale hair that looks like a bald spot from a short distance. I miss yogurt because I used to enjoy discovering fruit at the bottom of the cup. Now dairy products do horrendous things to my insides which should not be described in detail among mixed company, and yet I've been known to do that at length, emptying rooms in the process. I am a sad pathetic shadow of the man I once was, not that i was much of a man to begin with. Gilear is my spirit animal. I look up to Gilear to give me hope as he traverses this fictitious plane of surreality that I can only fathom from my lofty perch as I eat this salad, as I can only eat vegetables now, for fear of being allergic to everything else. Oh but to have elven pointed ears and an ability to carry an oversized stomach with a regal poise that defies logic. Gilear once had a woman leave him for a demon and a werewolf. I've had a woman leave me for a cannery in Alaska. It's roughly the same thing.

    • @ZachsMind
      @ZachsMind 3 роки тому +1

      @@stm7810 what does skin color have to do with spirit animals?

    • @stm7810
      @stm7810 3 роки тому +5

      @@ZachsMind Spirit animals is a specific cultural thing, hence why it has the word spirit in it, it's not just feeling like a character, at most that might be kinning.

    • @blazekeaveny645
      @blazekeaveny645 Рік тому

      Don't know how this random comment just made me chuckle aloud, got to say I agree completely Zachs mind

    • @qazwsx014jsbd8
      @qazwsx014jsbd8 10 місяців тому

      This is the best comment I've seen in a while

    • @AnotherRandomUserName100
      @AnotherRandomUserName100 4 місяці тому

      He is Gilear.
      Therefore he is the Chosen One.

  • @DarkHarlequin
    @DarkHarlequin Рік тому +11

    Gilear is just the best 🤗 How can you not relate to a man who's just a guy who it seems the world has it out for. Who could be done for in seconds and whos constantly scared, yet not a single moment did he consider not supporting or being there for Fig 💕

  • @relicoshaughnessy997
    @relicoshaughnessy997 4 роки тому +114

    MY EX HUSBAND

  • @TehConqueror
    @TehConqueror 3 роки тому +18

    Gilear having 4 odd stats is actually very *chef's kiss*

  • @PrettyPinkPersephone
    @PrettyPinkPersephone 3 роки тому +14

    “HE’S JUST A GUY” was so funny omg my sides are still hurting

  • @BlastoiseBaller
    @BlastoiseBaller 2 роки тому +12

    "That made me so mad it burst my stitches" is this the first time in D20 that Lou's nat 1 did damage to a player irl

  • @TransmutedCuppyCake
    @TransmutedCuppyCake 10 місяців тому +3

    Technically this was his second time, in season 1 he smacked a demon over the head with a table leg and pissed himself.

  • @DarcOne13
    @DarcOne13 10 місяців тому +2

    "My mother clearly saw something in him!"
    Boy, did she...

  • @apkphantom2122
    @apkphantom2122 4 роки тому +60

    Galier is the Night Yorb

    • @imafish3215
      @imafish3215 4 роки тому +20

      Do not speak of the NIGHT YORB

    • @hollowlive690
      @hollowlive690 4 роки тому +4

      @@imafish3215 ironic given that you also mentioned the Night Y’s name

    • @imafish3215
      @imafish3215 4 роки тому +6

      @@hollowlive690 OH DEAR GOD

  • @misti-step
    @misti-step 4 роки тому +68

    also the ending is perf ❤

  • @aconite02
    @aconite02 2 роки тому +31

    I haven't seen a DM try so hard to kill one NPC so epically

  • @generalrendar7290
    @generalrendar7290 10 місяців тому +2

    DM tries to kill a throwaway NPC to add weight to the encounter.
    The Party: No! He is the Chosen One! We must save him!
    The DM: ... Well, alright then.

  • @matthewcooper4248
    @matthewcooper4248 3 роки тому +36

    We don't deserve Gilear.

  • @trueaidooo
    @trueaidooo 3 роки тому +12

    Gilear stuck to the plan of staying in big metal boxes and the briefcase