Conservative Mothers Are Protesting Everything

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  • @TheAlmightyJello
    @TheAlmightyJello 2 роки тому +980

    Conservatives: How DARE you put sexual implications in commercials! Kids might see!
    Also Conservatives: why candy no more sexy?

    • @oddott
      @oddott 2 роки тому +94

      conservatives: stop making your children dress genderless! it’s weird >:(
      also conservatives: boy get “future boss💙” onesie girl get “daddy’s love bug💖” onesie

    • @BubbleBunnyy
      @BubbleBunnyy 2 роки тому +9

      Yea I don’t get it they only care when it comes to gay people most of the time too (which isn’t sexual seriously what if a kid has who mommy’s or two daddy’s? There will be questions) like idk people are just so weird.

  • @6ro0vy
    @6ro0vy 2 роки тому +1455

    Funny they call left leaning people snowflakes and then act like this LOL

    • @wonderbookk
      @wonderbookk 2 роки тому +137

      their the people who get mad when people have the same human rights

    • @nascour5991
      @nascour5991 2 роки тому +5

      Because conservative mom's can be stupid I'm going to generalize a entire political side. Edit: some people are saying this comment just refers to the conservative mom's if it does then I retract this but it seemed like they were talking about conservatives in general to me. That being said if that isn't the case then I'll accept I'm wrong

    • @blumeiworld
      @blumeiworld 2 роки тому +79

      this is equivalent to my mom getting furious because she thought about weed, and then saying it makes me crazy lol. (I smoke for anxiety and PTSD etc it makes her explosive ass much easier to deal with, since she be throwing toddler tantrums all the time)

    • @RichardBaran
      @RichardBaran 2 роки тому +60

      It's all projection...

    • @xXMuseFan1996Xx
      @xXMuseFan1996Xx 2 роки тому +56

      So true. They're the ones always getting triggered and losing their s**t over the smallest things 😂

  • @xg2513
    @xg2513 2 роки тому +1515

    The ""trans boy"" one is so ridiculous, from the fact that they couldnt even correctly say "trans girl", to the fact that just because a boy wears a dress because he finds it fun doesnt make him not a boy. they are acting like the child outright came out as trans on the commercial..... like if he identifies as a boy and wants to wear a dress he isnt less of his own identity. How obnoxious i swear these conservatives will make me lose all my remaining brain cells

    • @blumeiworld
      @blumeiworld 2 роки тому +201

      honestly difficult for me to grasp why people connect dresses and skirts so much to women because it's just cloth...

    • @xXMuseFan1996Xx
      @xXMuseFan1996Xx 2 роки тому +166

      @@blumeiworld Especially when men used to wear dresses and skirts back in the day and still do in some cultures.

    • @aerpods
      @aerpods 2 роки тому +59

      Feminine boy ≠ trans woman

    • @ursaminor9780
      @ursaminor9780 2 роки тому +57

      @@xXMuseFan1996Xx I know this one doesn’t quite count since it wasn’t historically accurate, but can you imagine the collective aneurysm these folks would have if Braveheart were released today? A bunch of manly men swinging swords in war wearing kilts?
      What would’ve been seen as a funny anachronism now would be deemed some kind of “leftist propaganda” today.

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 2 роки тому +28

      @@ursaminor9780 Showing conservatives that Kilts exist would make them implode

  • @frankiestein1713
    @frankiestein1713 2 роки тому +934

    Can we talk about the fact that adults are sexualizing a childrens candy mascot, and then sexualizing children by thinking they’re being taught about sex in elementary school when LITERALLY THATS NOT WHATS HAPPENING?!?! It actually hurts how bigoted they are

    • @lilz2449
      @lilz2449 2 роки тому +27

      im convinced conservatives secretly watch gay/trans porn and that's (part of the reason) why they both sexualize it so profusely and hate it so passionately... they think they're going to hell LMAO.

    • @shiannafoxx
      @shiannafoxx 2 роки тому +3

      @@lilz2449 Wouldn't put it past them

    • @hazeljeanryan-alkasab6746
      @hazeljeanryan-alkasab6746 2 роки тому +22

      Actually this is true. For example, porn featuring trans women (or simulated trans women) is often most popular in areas where anti trans laws are being pushed.

    • @ezrabirdhouse
      @ezrabirdhouse 2 роки тому +5

      i wish i could figure out why conservatives are always so WeirdHorny.

    • @RogueAstro85
      @RogueAstro85 2 роки тому +59

      "Hey kids, it's okay to like a person of your same gender."
      "Why are you teaching them about gay sex??"
      "Um, who brought up sex?"

  • @jakthesac5175
    @jakthesac5175 2 роки тому +1389

    “…So then, the *moms* said that *twix* is promoting transgenderism!”
    “Please, I just want to see my family again.”

    • @goldensloth7
      @goldensloth7 2 роки тому +70

      poor chance, blink twice if your ankles are shackled

    • @ddjsoyenby
      @ddjsoyenby 2 роки тому +11

      "why has my life gone downhill"

    • @deez2569
      @deez2569 2 роки тому +1

      Best non supporting actor.

    • @nenmaster5218
      @nenmaster5218 2 роки тому

      @@goldensloth7 Conservatives lash-out against Everyone right-now.
      Time more than ever to use 'The GOP sure Hates Woman' by UA-camr Some More News, as well as 'The Great Double-Down' by UA-camr Holy Koolaid, as Entry-Points to realize real-quick "Oh wow, this is for me."
      Even if you dont care for LGBT+ and ABortion per se, the GOP-Videos
      and those Channels in General are made fo you. Give them a fair Chance.

  • @EnderBanned
    @EnderBanned 2 роки тому +2126

    Christian Mother's Protesting Everything sounds like a group South Park or another adult animated show would come up with. CMPE, pronounced as "cumpee," obviously.

    • @mossthebryophyter
      @mossthebryophyter 2 роки тому +39

      Ahaha, it also stand for computer engineering which is what I thought it was at first when you mentioned it

    • @talyachambers4722
      @talyachambers4722 2 роки тому +15

      this would be funny and i’d watch it

    • @clownrat5759
      @clownrat5759 2 роки тому +20

      DEFINITELY something southpark would pull, for sure. They're well known for shitting and memeing on everyone, regardless of anything! Haven't they done an episode joking about Christian moms? I can't recall, haven't seen SP in years.

    • @kdjdjsj3645
      @kdjdjsj3645 2 роки тому +9

      @@clownrat5759 it was the movie from the early 2000s actually, and Kyles mom was the leader lmfao. so not christian but basically the same shit

    • @jthegoober9382
      @jthegoober9382 2 роки тому +4

      @@kdjdjsj3645 south park bigger, longer, and uncut?
      + i love when south park does things like this omg. south park the fractured but whole is a perfect example LOL. CMPE ("cumpee") 100% sounds like a joke youd find in south park!

  • @xXMuseFan1996Xx
    @xXMuseFan1996Xx 2 роки тому +517

    There was nothing "sexy" about M&Ms in the first place. It's just a bit of candy with a generic cartoon face slapped on and some arms and legs. If someone truly thinks that just because one of them was wearing stilettos then they're automatically "sexy"... They need to get serious help

    • @aerpods
      @aerpods 2 роки тому +40

      Tell that to my special sock

    • @xXMuseFan1996Xx
      @xXMuseFan1996Xx 2 роки тому +7

      @@aerpods Lol 😂😂

    • @pennysantana247
      @pennysantana247 2 роки тому +24

      idk bro green and brown mommy asf 😩

    • @SM-yz4hi
      @SM-yz4hi 2 роки тому +23

      i mean, clearly the green m&m was supposed to be hot. But like… so was Jessica Rabbit and that one skunk in Bambi. It doesn’t mean they’re “sexual”. They’re just walking around and being hot, much like a real-life hot person might do. Can’t really be mad at them for it

    • @HartleiStansbury7
      @HartleiStansbury7 2 роки тому +16

      @@SM-yz4hi sexualizing inanimate or animate objects with zero objective to even be sexualized is super weird

  • @laurabelacqua9064
    @laurabelacqua9064 2 роки тому +780

    i still can't believe the m&m stuff really happened, not even the onion could predict something that ridiculous

    • @pomskol
      @pomskol 2 роки тому +34

      it was 100% a cover up

    • @DragonMaiden77
      @DragonMaiden77 2 роки тому +15

      @@pomskol Yeah it was to cover up Mars allegedly using child slavery

    • @God_Is_An_Atheist
      @God_Is_An_Atheist 2 роки тому +39

      @@DragonMaiden77 "allegedly"... Globally, 152 million children are forced into labor, and 71% of this work is concentrated in agriculture. It's pretty obvious that companies like Mars and Nestlé profit from that situation. These companies contribute to deforestation and support supply chains that rely on child labor and worker exploitation, their high profit margin would be impossible without it. Even their promise to work with "independent verifiers" to establish "sustainable and ethical supply chains" is nothing but virtue signaling; and besides that it's too little too late.

    • @DragonMaiden77
      @DragonMaiden77 2 роки тому +20

      @@God_Is_An_Atheist bro I only said allegedly so UA-cam doesn’t delete my comment immediately

    • @God_Is_An_Atheist
      @God_Is_An_Atheist 2 роки тому +9

      @@DragonMaiden77 I figured as much. I was just providing some context to the situation, I wasn't trying to attack you.

  • @elli71
    @elli71 2 роки тому +293

    So the gum is too sexy, but the M&Ms aren't sexy enough?

    • @europa1024
      @europa1024 2 роки тому +31

      Don’t kink shame Tucker. Lmao

  • @meme-innovis7487
    @meme-innovis7487 2 роки тому +247

    Conservatives love calling people snowflakes, yet act like this … 🤦‍♀️

    • @BeezerGutlr
      @BeezerGutlr 2 роки тому +38

      And they always love talking about cancel culture while blatantly doing it

    • @sourgreendolly7685
      @sourgreendolly7685 2 роки тому +31

      It’s all about the projection with them. Most of their arguments boil down “nuh uh, YOU do that”

    • @JulianHernandez-tn5gu
      @JulianHernandez-tn5gu 2 роки тому +8

      @@BeezerGutlr conservatives' only standards are double standards

  • @smoghuffer20XX
    @smoghuffer20XX 2 роки тому +93

    conservatives: haha cry about it snowflake 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 cant handle a jokkkkeeee?!!?!???!?!?!???!!
    also conservatives: GRRRRRRRRGRRRRRRRR 😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠boy have DRESS BOY NO SUPPOSED TO HAVE DRESS
    😭😢😢😢😢😭😭😱😱

    • @dundundun430
      @dundundun430 2 роки тому +12

      That sounds like something I would hear Ben shabibo say 😭😭😭

    • @smoghuffer20XX
      @smoghuffer20XX 2 роки тому +3

      @@dundundun430 oh god not mr facts and logic

    • @kay-og4rv
      @kay-og4rv 2 роки тому +2

      @@dundundun430 Fr man. Benny Boy sounds a little more robotic tho

    • @kay-og4rv
      @kay-og4rv 2 роки тому +2

      Conservatives get angry and all I hear is monkeys shrieking and howling

    • @stupidass69420
      @stupidass69420 2 роки тому +1

      @@kay-og4rv hey at least monkeys are cool

  • @DragonMaiden77
    @DragonMaiden77 2 роки тому +677

    I really can’t imagine my life being so boring or so carefree that I’d have to find imaginary controversies in commercials to be mad at.
    Then again, I’m not someone who already has had life handed to me on a silver platter and completed everything on easy mode, so like, idk.
    What do I know though?

    • @barnieboi69
      @barnieboi69 2 роки тому +36

      Funny thing is all the complaining will probably help sell the product. Companies sometimes try to make progressive advertisements, one to appeal to progressive people, and two, to make conservative bloggers piss there pants and make the ad more popular or controversial. Good tactic actually

    • @microwavebrain1035
      @microwavebrain1035 2 роки тому +9

      Took the words right outta my brain cavity

    • @DankrumStar
      @DankrumStar 2 роки тому +8

      That’s exactly it!!! People are so privileged they have to find things to be offended about!

    • @aquaabouttogetfunky
      @aquaabouttogetfunky 2 роки тому +5

      Yet they claim the "snowflakes" are sensitive.

    • @gsiya4023
      @gsiya4023 2 роки тому +1

      We all have one life and they chose to do this, kinda feel better about myself now.

  • @mossthebryophyter
    @mossthebryophyter 2 роки тому +721

    With the release of Turning Red, I'm sure we're gonna get more of these conservatives who say that it's evil and children shouldn't be exposed to such sexual stuff due to rebellion and periods (which aren't sexual, they are a natural process of human bodies that shouldn't be stigmatized)

    • @aerpods
      @aerpods 2 роки тому +35

      Literally my parents

    • @Oranje_Panda
      @Oranje_Panda 2 роки тому +147

      My mom told me, apparently turning red was in the dutch news because of this. Parents thought the period stuff was inappropriate. LIKE WTF DO YOU MEAN??? YOU DON’T WANT UR KID TO LEARN ABOUT NORMAL NATURAL STUFF IN NORMAL NATURAL WAYS???? Shit like this makes me so angry man.

    • @sourgreendolly7685
      @sourgreendolly7685 2 роки тому +127

      @@Oranje_Panda It’s insane but half the kids NEED to know young. I was 10 when I got my first period, I’ve heard of 7 years olds getting them. Thank goodness I was properly educated and had a heads up, I would’ve thought I was actually dying! Is that what they want for their children?!

    • @sourgreendolly7685
      @sourgreendolly7685 2 роки тому +15

      @@aerpods I am so sorry

    • @Oranje_Panda
      @Oranje_Panda 2 роки тому +68

      @@sourgreendolly7685 exactly!! When i got my period, i knew what it was, but i still had a major internal crisis. It's important for kids to learn this stuff. And it's not inappropriate at all!

  • @courtnysage7154
    @courtnysage7154 2 роки тому +351

    Conservative parents crying about everything is my favorite type of cringe content to indulge in

    • @ursaminor9780
      @ursaminor9780 2 роки тому +22

      Remember when these folks were calling other people over sensitive“snowflakes”?

    • @JulianHernandez-tn5gu
      @JulianHernandez-tn5gu 2 роки тому +7

      The only cringe thing is hurting others. And these people are the masters of it

    • @epileptictrees5213
      @epileptictrees5213 2 роки тому +3

      same

  • @kotacaelum9428
    @kotacaelum9428 2 роки тому +479

    i think “cook like a mother” is actually kinda clever and cute. everyone loves their moms/dads homemade food, and i think it’s a funny little double entendre

    • @GlassThirdEye
      @GlassThirdEye 2 роки тому +8

      Well yeah that's the rational response

    • @avis_world
      @avis_world 2 роки тому

      I never noticed it was a double extendre

    • @baintreachas
      @baintreachas Рік тому

      i thought they were gonna call it sexist and say good point lmao

  • @christinaiverson2009
    @christinaiverson2009 2 роки тому +165

    you cannot convince me that Chance wasn't unconscious on your floor moments prior to fliming

    • @ashknight6696
      @ashknight6696 2 роки тому +17

      as soon as nick started talking about the bible he started fighting back sleep with both hands

  • @Grace-er9ep
    @Grace-er9ep 2 роки тому +1992

    Love to see people talking about Bible mistranslations because like holy crap it's the worst and longest game of telephone ever played. The Bible is the embodiment of "let me run this through 20 different Google translations and then back to English" with the edition of each translator's own feelings and biases to fill in the cracks. To be honest I'm not sure we have any idea what the "first draft" of the Bible looked like at all. It's a book that gets far more interesting when you start to look at it more like the ancient book it is and less like the religious icon people make of it

    • @jaash7981
      @jaash7981 2 роки тому +188

      and adding to that: the bible is so poorly written (considering what message its trying to send, which is being the be all end all to morality and life) that even people in the same church have disagreements about how to interpret specific verses and stories.

    • @victorlannister5606
      @victorlannister5606 2 роки тому +25

      Yessss!!! Say it louder for the people in the back!

    • @FoxyFemBoi
      @FoxyFemBoi 2 роки тому +134

      Okay, I'm not Christian, and I used to believe this, but quite honestly the Bible is actually surprisingly well preserved in terms of original text. You can read it in the original old Hebrew for the Hebrew Bible (what Christians call the "Old Testament") and in the original Greek for "the New Testament" or what I like to semi-jokingly call "Jesus Plus".
      Now there's still a lot of debate over how to translate certain words of course, and context will always be lost in any translation, especially without extensive background knowledge or a ridiculously foot-noted Bible about "well Hell is actually like 3 different words translated from the Greek, so may not be referring to a literal place in the afterlife." Or, in the Hebrew text, one really good example of the Hebrew not translating into English is when it says in the story of David and Jonathan that they made a covenant and "their souls were knit together", the Hebrew word here translated as soul means every aspect of a person--physical, spiritual, mental.
      So really it's not run through "20 different google translations and back into English" it's just that there's a lot of nuance in any translation, and you can never get the full flavor of the original language, and even if you could there would STILL be a lot of debate over what context and subtext there were to certain stories, verses, etc., because it's a religious text and this is a text that has been studied and debated for millennia. I mean, hell, there are Christians who believe it was the hand of God literally working through people who wrote the Bible, and must be taken literally, and yet there are still somehow contradictions and historical errors, while others take a more realistic take of people interpreting history and God and being fallible.
      Additionally, there is no "first draft" of the Bible because it's a bunch of books from Hebrew religious texts and then Jesus-related texts smashed together, and there are many different versions of the Bible in terms of what books are included, what books aren't, and some stories just, inserted hundreds of years later WITH that note. (One being the very famous "he who has not sinned throw the first stone"). You can't say one of these versions is more valid than another because they're different people making different choices of what to include, but you CAN say that those are still documents with original translations available even if we don't always have the "original scroll" or book for each of them.

    • @kailajensen1021
      @kailajensen1021 2 роки тому +8

      Right I’m literally a catholic and even i know people are mistranslating it

    • @TheFairchildCollective
      @TheFairchildCollective 2 роки тому +21

      @@FoxyFemBoi thank you for educating people on the nuance

  • @God_Is_An_Atheist
    @God_Is_An_Atheist 2 роки тому +218

    I'm surprised that Chance managed to stay awake after Nick started to explain the Bible. He came to support his friend, tired af, and suffered for it. That's some dedication right there.

  • @atomichearts9332
    @atomichearts9332 2 роки тому +46

    “MISERABLE, NON-BINARY CANDY IS ALL WE DESERVE” is one of the headlines in that Tucker Carlson segment and it’s so absurd it’s one of my favorite phrases now. so sweet of Tucker to shoutout the nonbinary community

  • @queen_of_the_moths
    @queen_of_the_moths 2 роки тому +76

    A million moms is a hate group from the mid-2000s, and the title was always ironic in the sense that it had like 10,000 members at most. I'm sure it's grown since then, but it's heartwarming to see that they've expanded their narrative from simply hating gays to hating everyone.

  • @korecyber
    @korecyber 2 роки тому +136

    Ahhh, angry conservative mothers..... a true constant in our world

    • @xXMuseFan1996Xx
      @xXMuseFan1996Xx 2 роки тому +13

      They're like an infestation

    • @jazz1282
      @jazz1282 2 роки тому +7

      Ngl I first read “constant” as “corn starch” and wow it still works

  • @MadameCirce
    @MadameCirce 2 роки тому +129

    Fun fact: One Million Moms is neither one million moms nor even just moms.

    • @LiarJudas666
      @LiarJudas666 2 роки тому +8

      I think there's like 4000 tops?

  • @carrotman
    @carrotman 2 роки тому +55

    So Conservatives Values:
    M&Ms should be sexy
    Mints should not be sexy

  • @ashegrey3042
    @ashegrey3042 2 роки тому +60

    my son loves to wear bows in his hair and wear makeup but always says he’s a boy. just bc he likes more “feminine” things doesn’t mean he’s less of a boy. he’s 3 and can understand this concept better than most adults. how sad.

    • @kay-og4rv
      @kay-og4rv 2 роки тому +11

      Anyone who wants to rock bows in their hair, wear makeup, or even do stuff like wear pretty princess dresses deserves the chance to! You are an amazing parent to allow your son to enjoy whatever he wants to

    • @andrecromer4224
      @andrecromer4224 2 роки тому +6

      Your an amazing parent.

    • @carlietucker9738
      @carlietucker9738 2 роки тому

      can you give update?

    • @ashegrey3042
      @ashegrey3042 2 роки тому

      @@andrecromer4224 🥹🖤🖤

    • @ashegrey3042
      @ashegrey3042 2 роки тому +2

      @@carlietucker9738 what kind of update do you want? lol he’s still 3 he turns 4 in january and he still loves the same things along with the super “boy” things like farts, transformers & monster trucks haha he’s also extremely advanced for his age too kid is already doing addition & subtraction at THREE YEARS OLD

  • @hellkitty98
    @hellkitty98 2 роки тому +50

    lmaoo i went to watch the twix commercial and these conservatives are such babies 💀 the nanny is a witch but she’s not in a costume it’s a goth girl. and the commercial is just a little story like??

    • @SM-yz4hi
      @SM-yz4hi 2 роки тому +21

      they really thought a goth girl was a witch costume?? 😭 the jokes really do write themselves

    • @hellkitty98
      @hellkitty98 2 роки тому +1

      @@SM-yz4hi yes they did 💀💀

  • @grace6414
    @grace6414 2 роки тому +52

    when he said “we were roommates” all i could think of was “and they were roommates.” “*gasp* and they were roommates”

  • @lilynoir3939
    @lilynoir3939 2 роки тому +73

    The "sexy" M&Ms issue reminds me of the public service videos against premarital hand holding in America back in the day

    • @SM-yz4hi
      @SM-yz4hi 2 роки тому +11

      no way 😭 can you link one

    • @solarmoth4628
      @solarmoth4628 2 роки тому +6

      There should be enough room for jesus between you at all times on your dates.

  • @aerpods
    @aerpods 2 роки тому +168

    My dad is super transphobic and homophobic, and he says he hates them because of the bible. I posed the question about mistranslations and biases added by people with their own agendas, and he fucking tells me that it doesn’t matter, and that I’m being stupid, and he starts getting really confrontational and saying that he doesn’t care if it is mistranslated, and tells me: “god didn’t people like that”. So stupid

    • @polly-fe3pq
      @polly-fe3pq 2 роки тому +14

      im sorry. i hope u can get the fuck away from him

    • @Chiomaaaaa
      @Chiomaaaaa 2 роки тому +36

      who made the homosexuals???

    • @aerpods
      @aerpods 2 роки тому +13

      @@Chiomaaaaa who created their personality and preference?

    • @abccba4889
      @abccba4889 2 роки тому +31

      @@Chiomaaaaa Me

    • @polly-fe3pq
      @polly-fe3pq 2 роки тому +3

      @@Chiomaaaaa the agenda

  • @staticshockk
    @staticshockk 2 роки тому +83

    I just love how nick is so enthusiastic while chance has low energy throughout the video. It reminds me of my daily life at school where every teacher tries to hype what’s happening while am waiting to be done with school so I can sleep

  • @Joodles280
    @Joodles280 2 роки тому +23

    We grew up with GoDaddy commercials - The kids will be fine

  • @MyAmbianceLiveNow
    @MyAmbianceLiveNow 2 роки тому +20

    🤢T*cker aside, it’s funny too because they’re actually called “kitten heels” not “block heels”
    like even the lowest lows have layers lol

  • @averagejoe455
    @averagejoe455 2 роки тому +25

    One Million Moms is literally just one woman.
    It's also an offshoot of a registered hate group.

    • @ddjsoyenby
      @ddjsoyenby 2 роки тому +2

      like "the moral majority" it's a small amount of losers who are stuck in the past being lead by a hypocritical cartoon villan who got into real life somehow.

    • @poggorseel
      @poggorseel 2 роки тому +2

      As my friend calls it
      One misinformed mom

  • @bugsbunny6755
    @bugsbunny6755 2 роки тому +68

    Anything with conservative and protesting in the title is gonna be good

    • @catboynestormakhno2694
      @catboynestormakhno2694 2 роки тому

      ye i could imagine conservative protests over the economy being less relyant on dumbshit like oil and gas instead of renewables

  • @frosted_grass8299
    @frosted_grass8299 2 роки тому +20

    Why does that one guy want to be turned on by a literal food item?

  • @greyisnthere
    @greyisnthere 2 роки тому +62

    chance chilling out in the back like the peanut gallery is killing me

    • @paadoxal
      @paadoxal 2 роки тому +2

      that's exactly it hahdhh

    • @Zimzum93
      @Zimzum93 Рік тому +1

      Hey! I found out recently that “peanut gallery” has really a racist origin and meaning so I’ve personally decided not to use the phrase anymore. You may want to do some research on it and decide for yourself if you’re still comfortable saying it or not :)

  • @shakiras5679
    @shakiras5679 2 роки тому +23

    Dude I live in a conservative area and I literally hear moms talk about how school and disney and EVERYTHING is indoctrinating their kids. meanwhile some of these kids are referencing Big Chungus. it's funny af

  • @nunpho
    @nunpho 2 роки тому +67

    Who ~*doesn't*~ want to wear a princess dress?
    P.s- I hope chance had a good sleep after this 😆

    • @nunpho
      @nunpho 2 роки тому +8

      @spine time I don't think I ever had one but my niece has plenty, I live through her 😆

  • @angelicsynss
    @angelicsynss 2 роки тому +41

    i love how your guys’ energy is completely the opposite. chance is so low energy, monotone voice, extremely tired, while nick is hyper and is movin and groovin

  • @brandonbranchaldo8079
    @brandonbranchaldo8079 2 роки тому +53

    "Intimate" is actually a verb too and was used correctly on this dogshit website. Love you.

    • @caffe1n8ed
      @caffe1n8ed 2 роки тому +1

      What’s it mean?

    • @ChadButt
      @ChadButt 2 роки тому

      @@caffe1n8ed looked it up. it means "hint" basically.

  • @gasgasgasgasgas
    @gasgasgasgasgas 2 роки тому +69

    Y'all think Green will ever become Nick?

    • @HartleiStansbury7
      @HartleiStansbury7 2 роки тому +17

      Maybe if nick becomes green, green will become nick. It'll feel safer

    • @lrizzard
      @lrizzard 2 роки тому +1

      he did say he was nick in this video, so im just wondering who green is... the plot thickens

  • @hayley58
    @hayley58 2 роки тому +43

    my condolences to chance for his apparent hostage situation

  • @the4green2man
    @the4green2man 2 роки тому +27

    that excerpt from the bible (romans 1:26-27) could be read as a condemnation of lust and adultery, more than homosexuality itself, but that’s a decision for the interpreter (re: you) to make. and even if you do read it that way, it’s still shading homosexuality - like it’s painting it as a greater form of lust and adultery than the hetero version. but that makes sense for a book written at a time when infant mortality was super high and you needed people to be making babies all the time. it’s the same reason mother teresa fought so hard against birth control of all kinds. and the same reason we have to fight so hard for women’s reproductive rights today. conservative christian advocacy groups only want one thing and it’s, uh… babies. it’s babies.

    • @paadoxal
      @paadoxal 2 роки тому +8

      that's really interesting and makes so much sense thank you, what doesn't make sense is them still wanting the maximum amount of babies when we really don't need any more rn haha

  • @TheZombifiedGuy
    @TheZombifiedGuy 2 роки тому +38

    Even leaving aside the issue of mistranslation or lack of context, the verse opens with "*God* gave them over to shameful lusts". So if you're taking it at face value, wouldn't that mean God *made* them be gay? Are they saying God was wrong to do that?! Idk, sounds pretty blasphemous to me!

  • @yogirlmayoheyo1180
    @yogirlmayoheyo1180 2 роки тому +18

    “We know off the top of our tippy top” -greenisnotnick

  • @elliefuller3667
    @elliefuller3667 2 роки тому +4

    Chance is higher than cloud 9 😭😭 I look exactly like that when I get blazed, the squinty eyes and the slow speaking 💀

  • @plutoh9958
    @plutoh9958 2 роки тому +9

    Is he really upset about not being turned on by an m&m? There has to be additional context, right?

    • @mothboy420
      @mothboy420 2 роки тому +2

      nope :)

    • @ormendahl
      @ormendahl 2 роки тому

      There is actually, this was right about the time the parent company Mars and nestle I believe was being taken to the Supreme Court upon using child slave labor for their cacao for their chocolate. Fox News is helping draw everyone’s attention away from these types of headlines. Sad not more people are actually talking about the child slave labor but hey

  • @catpoke9557
    @catpoke9557 2 роки тому +12

    The gum ad is actually true. Gum is extremely helpful for anxiety. I chew gum every time I get anxious and it helps me immensely.

  • @longlivethesheet4561
    @longlivethesheet4561 2 роки тому +69

    “Conservatives are offended by everything.”
    Is it Tuesday already?

  • @zakaryrichmond396
    @zakaryrichmond396 2 роки тому +15

    The Ragu commercial is so clearly saying ragu "tastes like my moms cooking"

    • @SM-yz4hi
      @SM-yz4hi 2 роки тому

      depending on how they emphasize the word, it could be a euphemism for motherfucker. But like… it’s censored. What more do they want??? For commercials to not even allude to curse words??

  • @randomtinypotatocried
    @randomtinypotatocried 2 роки тому +12

    I still find it hilarious the green and brown m&m use to men and later on became women. So in Tucker's logic they were trans already

    • @kay-og4rv
      @kay-og4rv 2 роки тому

      Trans and not sexy enough.. not Tucker prolly watching trans sfm or sum in his free time 😭🤣

  • @locklanh
    @locklanh 2 роки тому +11

    watching chance suffer through this late recording session makes this almost feel like a snuff film

  • @julesssg
    @julesssg 2 роки тому +29

    I knew he was a skater 😤 PERIODT KING serving the low energy spice we never knew we needed.

    • @sourgreendolly7685
      @sourgreendolly7685 2 роки тому +1

      low energy spice 😂 I’m gonna have to use that on my bf

  • @Bkgiest
    @Bkgiest 2 роки тому +52

    I fully understand that Tucker is a menace, but you cannot convince me that segment wasn't satire

  • @BaileyL018
    @BaileyL018 2 роки тому +7

    I could not figure out what the Ragu complaint was suppose to be until the very last part. At first I thought they were complaining that Ragu promotes liberal roles by referring to a man cooking for everyone and taking on a traditionally female role. Then I thought that the problem was that "cooking like a mother" was offensive because it promoted women as only cooking and then the actual problem is that they're cutting off the word mother to insinuate a swear word... That's not even a new tactic it's been used a few times.

  • @davidfl4
    @davidfl4 2 роки тому +5

    As a gay Christian watching you guys read that bit of scripture was so refreshing

  • @merimaker
    @merimaker 2 роки тому +4

    I love that Chance immediately passes the vibe check with the first sentence out of his mouth. Loved this, it was goofy and relaxed.

  • @rhiannonsalt
    @rhiannonsalt 2 роки тому +6

    as a trans person I’m now going to put on every resume skill list “transgenderism”

  • @chancejarvis8815
    @chancejarvis8815 2 роки тому +9

    pls forgive me for the insane amount of energy i have in this

  • @ruddydurry3599
    @ruddydurry3599 2 роки тому +2

    More Chance on the channel pls, just even for some “we’ve gotta expand the military” one liners

  • @GOOSEFOREST
    @GOOSEFOREST 2 роки тому +6

    You need to make more videos with your friends when they're hella tired. This is so good

  • @jthegoober9382
    @jthegoober9382 2 роки тому +9

    gonzo is canonically nonbinary, its the watchers who have put them in the boy category. 🤷

  • @onea26
    @onea26 2 роки тому +6

    “How else are we going to have our population continue to grow?”
    “We have to expand the military”
    Hot true take

  • @beepboop7090
    @beepboop7090 2 роки тому +6

    As we all know, candy needs to be sexy otherwise you can’t enjoy them

  • @brigc7755
    @brigc7755 2 роки тому +3

    So I was actually happy when I found this video because I've known of this organization for awhile. As a big American Girl (doll) fan, unfortunately I've heard of them before. In 2009, the doll of the year, which is called the Girl of the Year or GOTY for short, had a companion friend that was homeless for a *brief* period of time called Gwen. Apparently, despite the entire company being founded on the notion of young girls being old enough to be taught real life stories both historical and contemporary ones, everyone was appalled at the portrayal of Gwen because (a) she was homeless and god forbid young rich children learn about homelessness. & (b) the reason she became homeless was because her crap dad left her with her mom. Basically, a bunch of conservatives, including 1MIL Moms, thought it promoted man-hating amongst young girls and launched a whole thing about how homeless moms should lose custody of their children and more BS... OVER A DOLL THAT WAS A *SIDE* CHARACTER
    They also struck yet again in 2021, this time with the GOTY of that year. The doll had two fictional aunts (yes the horror of the gays infiltrating a luxury doll brand) that she was staying with. Mind you, they were not her moms, she was just visiting them in Australia to help out on their wildlife preserve. IN A BOOK. This doll didn't get a movie, and you only get the books if you buy the doll and feel like actually reading Book 1. And there was a whole boycott of this doll from 1Mil Moms that American Girl responded to by basically saying "listen, we might be capitalistic, but we don't care about your money THAT much. Suck it up, we're not erasing the aunts from her storyline".
    Nice to know that these people have even smaller things to get upset over than dolls.

  • @starlingeyed
    @starlingeyed 2 роки тому +7

    The ugly laugh I just did for “what’s your favorite part of the Bible” and the perfectly cut “I like Romans 1:26
    Or as I am now calling it, Gay Genesis
    (I’m gay, raised Catholic, and this is my first time finally hearing the verse, oops. In a canon where every lust is shameful, this verse really isn’t the “all gays are going to hell” gotcha I was always told it was.)

  • @kateworm3525
    @kateworm3525 2 роки тому +6

    need more chance the rapper in later videos, he brings good energy I think

  • @tollirosol1684
    @tollirosol1684 2 роки тому +2

    Poor Chance I bet he’s so so sleepy, sucks that he has to make this video so late, definitely nothing else 🍃🍃 he’s just so tired, I can relate

  • @Ivebeenbleak
    @Ivebeenbleak 2 роки тому +2

    He's either stoned out of his mind and having the time of his life, or bored out of his fucking skull, no in between

  • @Cth32518
    @Cth32518 2 роки тому +9

    Chance is high as balls

  • @myshiteu7750
    @myshiteu7750 2 роки тому +2

    Chance is so tired I can't stop cracking up at how he has no idea what's going on

  • @manamejeffbeezos
    @manamejeffbeezos 2 роки тому +2

    its actually wild how much these read exactly like a tucker carlson segment.

  • @harrisonwhaley7872
    @harrisonwhaley7872 2 роки тому +3

    That man Chance geeked off the pack

  • @Kai-Aaron
    @Kai-Aaron 2 роки тому +2

    Has anyone not heard of roommates before? In most commercials depicting gay/lesbian relationships, they don't outright say it. That's such a stupid thing to protest against

  • @CowsiinCoasters
    @CowsiinCoasters 2 роки тому +4

    I did some research into the romans verses and it seems like Paul was speaking more about pagan orgies which were very common in that time. The passage is referencing drugs and personal pleasures and doesn't actually insinuate anything about sexual orientation. But leave it to the rich white conservatives to use the bible against every minority possible.

  • @ctorres236
    @ctorres236 2 роки тому +3

    Dude getting angry that the m&m is “androgynous” bc she’s wearing a different type of heel. I’d hate to be his wife

  • @alastormedial
    @alastormedial 2 роки тому +4

    I like the energy this new guy brings. Can we start a 1 million mothers campaign to have Chance replace Nick full time?

  • @jennymartin8448
    @jennymartin8448 2 роки тому +5

    I always thought the ‘it’ was kissing ? Cause it’s gum to make your mouth fresh ?

  • @emilyquinn5856
    @emilyquinn5856 2 роки тому +2

    chance's dance moves are everything, I didn't know he had such an untamed serpent in him

  • @mattie1710
    @mattie1710 2 роки тому +5

    "credit karma normalizing sin" is hilarious

  • @merp3373
    @merp3373 2 роки тому +2

    nick : please welcome my guest, chance :)
    chance : ʷʰᵃᵗ’ˢ ᵘᵘᵖ

  • @elizabeth_b
    @elizabeth_b 2 роки тому +2

    ugh my mom used to be a part of this group (she probably still gets the emails tbh) and I remember her getting SO mad about the stupidest things ex. she wouldn't let me watch beauty and the beast bc of the "blatant gay scene"

  • @possumpaints6852
    @possumpaints6852 2 роки тому +4

    I missed u guy's dynamic! Still just like the olden days of the channel wow

  • @Quailllldawg
    @Quailllldawg 2 роки тому +9

    I think nick is holding his friends hostage to make youbtube videos. I'm telling.

  • @imagineee.123
    @imagineee.123 2 роки тому +1

    I heard about One Million Moms years ago because they're anti-lgbtqia+ I haven't heard of them in a while. Glad someone with a platform is bringing them up cause they're no good.

  • @connorjaap1020
    @connorjaap1020 2 роки тому +7

    "oh you cant say anything these days because of everything being pc" *nitpicks every single piece of media they find and explain why its problematic and should be censored like a bunch of hypocrites*

  • @whydididothatoops
    @whydididothatoops 2 роки тому +3

    “We’ve gotta expand the military” hahah

  • @bertschwood
    @bertschwood 2 роки тому +1

    the fact that I have been both nick and chance when hanging out with friends before

  • @jackdigiandomenico913
    @jackdigiandomenico913 2 роки тому +3

    Chance is the real hero here what a trooper lol

  • @williamchamberlain2263
    @williamchamberlain2263 2 роки тому +1

    Petition to refer to the lobbying group 'One Million Moms' as 'The Astroturfing Collective'

  • @wr9797
    @wr9797 2 роки тому +3

    The guy that's heated cuz he can't get off to anthropomorphic candy needs some therapy

  • @Nothingtoseehere-eo7zq
    @Nothingtoseehere-eo7zq 2 роки тому +3

    I just want to point out conservatives were mad when they first made mnm’s “sexy”

    • @nenmaster5218
      @nenmaster5218 2 роки тому

      Conservatives lash-out against Everyone right-now.
      Time more than ever to use 'The GOP sure Hates Woman' by UA-camr Some More News, as well as 'The Great Double-Down' by UA-camr Holy Koolaid, as Entry-Points to realize real-quick "Oh wow, this is for me."
      Even if you dont care for LGBT+ and ABortion per se, the GOP-Videos
      and those Channels in General are made fo you. Give them a fair Chance.

  • @OGimouse1
    @OGimouse1 2 роки тому +19

    Fun Fact: The Irish invented spaces between words and punctuation.

  • @corneliatjandra4500
    @corneliatjandra4500 2 роки тому +4

    Must be nice to have such a relaxing and carefree life that you have the time and energy to find the most mundane things to get mad about. Seriously though, do these moms have nothing better to do?

  • @roa3432
    @roa3432 2 роки тому +3

    Wait so... republicans are mad at gum because it's too sexy but they are also mad at the M&Ms for not being sexual enough...

  • @lightningx2656
    @lightningx2656 2 роки тому +1

    The Bible is the worst game of Telephone I have ever seen in my life.

  • @jrich12
    @jrich12 2 роки тому +1

    3:12 therapist: tominem isn't real, he can't hurt you
    tominem:

  • @sydupper194
    @sydupper194 2 роки тому

    I find something comforting about your videos

  • @venusstv
    @venusstv 2 роки тому +3

    I like chance. We should keep him

  • @supposedlymel
    @supposedlymel 2 роки тому +2

    I've heard that this is run by only one mum. Which makes it even funnier

    • @mimimusick9734
      @mimimusick9734 2 роки тому +1

      "One-- me-- lion mom. Hmm.... ONE MILLION MOM..S!" I'm guessing that was her thought process as she was ironing her straight leg bleach washed denim jeans.

    • @supposedlymel
      @supposedlymel 2 роки тому

      @@mimimusick9734 LMAO NOT THE JEANS

  • @felixt808
    @felixt808 2 роки тому +2

    wtf i thought that was emo danny gonzalez in the thumbnail