r/Wewantplates | hand meal
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Lexis narration makes my day. Also happy Easter everyone.
@Coti Nomes
What?
It’s also my brothers birthday
Happy easter
Happy Easter and happy b day to your brother
I am not christian
The rice on a shovel activates my gremlin instinct to really really want to slam my hand down on the handle and send the food flying across the room.
time it so it lands on the owner of the dumpster - I mean, establishment
YEET
Lexi talking about sensory issues is just the most relatable thing ever
At least for me
Fr
@@earf-quake Is that Nickel in your PFP I love II who's your favourite mine's Paintbrush!
(sorry I just get excited when I see anything II related)
@@cactus2763 yea thats nickel!! I'm so glad I randomly find II fans lmao
My favorites are knife and silver spoon (kitchen utensils lmao)
@@earf-quake They need a fork to complete the trio
1:14 “This just looks like an Italian exploded inside of a party hat.”
This line has me wheezing.
As someone who used to do dishwashing in kitchens, how the frick are you supposed to properly sanatize a doll, a shoe, ipads and a damn VHS tape, cant imagine any of that surviving a round in a commercial dishwasher.
If they have the money to properly run an establishment, AND serve food like that, they probably have the funds to just get a completely new anti-platter every use or two.
By hand?
@@mang0_cat444 then you will not be complying with FDA guidelines.
The cardboard cover of the VHS tape would never be sterile; there's no possible way to clean it without making it fall apart. But of course that's the dumbest way to serve food even among all this other pretentious nonsense. Maybe get clear glass plates, put the tape container under it so you can see the picture but wouldn't have to wonder what might have been on the hands of the original owner of that tape when he handled it, ugh.
I think either these places are probably spending a ludicrous amount of money on disposable "dishware" (the most likely), or they simply aren't following health and safety guidelines
I used to be a dishwasher. If I started at a restaurant and had to clean any of that wacky ass shit instead of normal plates I’d probably quit within the week.
I thought you meant you were the actual appliance 🥲
@@unformed ._.
@@unformed You just made me come up with transformers, but they're household appliances.
At one point, Lexi is like, "I'd pay my bill and leave." But like no. Just fucking walk out of these places.
Yeah, I mean if they don't make it clear that you will be receiving the meal in such a way, I'm pretty sure you wouldn't be seen as a dick to do so.
Like if they listed a meal with x ingredients and then also included a bunch of others unlisted, it's not on you that you didn't enjoy the meal if those unannounced ingredients ruined the taste for you (or just made it unsafe to do so)
Thats called ✨theft✨
@@Terratetradon ✨️exaggeration✨️ I'm not talking about dine and dash. If the food is that absurd or bad, you don't eat it, you just leave.
@@Terratetradon They report me for theft. I report them for a health code violation :)
Take a picture, use that as evidence that, at worst, you stole something with negative value - AKA "I didn't want this, I'm sure as heck not paying for this, they should pay me for mental damages"
I actually know about the one at 8:06 with all the food (and second drink) served on the bloody mary glass. You pay for the drink and any food you can stand on top of the glass is free! hence bloody mary's with food stacked on top in creative ways. that one is impressive because not only is there an insane amount of food but there is an extra drink on top!
Thank you for the context for this! I have seen the image before, but this was the first time I noticed the second Bloody Mary
You know the worst part about all those creative "plates"?
It probably cost way more than usually would.
"Here is 6 nachos on a clothesline, thatll be 150$ please pay now or ill call the police for theft"
As a dishwasher, the idea of having to wash this shit makes me cringe. Some of the normal pots I have to clean are difficult as is, but these just seem like they'd be impossible. I seriously hope they're not reusing those VHS tapes.
The fact that there are so many pictures of foods on weird surfaces that they had to make a specific subreddit terrifies me
Honestly same
I just love how oddly specific this subreddit is
Honestly I prefer one of those 5 cent crappy paper plates than whatever the fuck these restaurants serve their food in.
As someone else who has sensory issues from autism, i feel this with you Lexi. I feel all of this.
Reported for being an evil sinner who has a brain sin.
Same - most of those appear to just try and get autistic people to never come back to their restaurant, ever /s
Same
me too
god the terracotta killed me. brain likes to play sounds without hearing them and have now gotta spend an hour recovering
I'm imagining all this food coming out of one of those cartoon restaurants that are exaggeratedly posh. I can't believe this is actual food served to people
Fun fact:that bone is called a scapula or in simple terms a shoulder blade. It's not human and if i were to guess i would say it's a bird of some kind.
Sincerely, a bio high school student
I would have guessed it was a cows, due to its size and the comparatively high availability of cow bones.
It is from a cow.
grew up on a farm, def a cow bone.
Omoplate
the frenchs call it "omoplate"
Use it as a club
I'm gonna be honest, the asthetic of a desert in a shoe could work. I'm imagining more like a glass that is designed to kind of resemble a high heeled shoe, but if you look on the inside it's structured like a normal glass. Then you reserve them for special occasions.
14:22 I actually live by a place which serves milkshakes like this! It's called the crazy mason. Actually delicious stuff. I had the bleeding heart once, it was a chocolate milkshake dyed red with red velvet cake on top. Definitely unhealthy, don't get me wrong, but it's not an all the time treat. They'll also give you plates if you ask. 10/10, would recommend.
My dignity as a chef, why must people do this!
Because they are too focused on if they can instead of if they should.
i intensely hate my hands getting sticky/dirty and ugh this subreddit is a nightmare lol. i'm sure i'd have a panic attack trying to eat some of this stuff, if i could even afford it haha
I feel you
Same
I have bad news for you. Here in Philippines theres a thing we call "budol fight", food is served on banana leaves AND you eat it by hand...
Im not sure if its just phil thing, but it feels like its a thing for other asian countries aswell.
@@lonemarkkingoftypos3722 oh yeah, its a thing in Indonesia too. Sometimes we even wrap and pack said food in banana leaves, and "tie" it off with a toothpick just like how you knit something. It makes the food very cheap and i love it, some might say its unsanitary but I've never gotten sick from those leaves.
At least in a budol fight (or anything similar) where you eat from a surface not ON THE HAND
why did i read this as "r/Wetwantplants | hand peel" lmao
same
I swear if you can think of a subreddit, it probably exists, might not be the same as what you might think it'll be named but it's probably out there
r/breadstapledtoatree
@@KyleDesharnais it's probably a subreddit of r/IHadAStroke
@@KyleDesharnais I remember when that made the rounds.
r/gravydippedtomatoes
R/place
I have been to a certain Viking restaurant here in Finland several times and got served large chunks of meat pierced by a literal sword on top of a shield. It wasn't weird at all, it was BAD A**. 😎🤘
Cool! Kinda weird but i appreciate the aesthetic. The one i can remember is when i was eating a brazilian all you can eat, and the meats were cut and pierced into a sword. The waiter will cut a piece of meat and we'll use a small tong to pick the meat. Its probably a common one tho, but its still quite an experience.
6:44 also is that a CAKE FORK!!!!
Okay this is gross. I was disgusted by all until I got to the plaster cast mouth, now I want to throw hands with everyone. I will gut and consume the chef in a way that will scare any god far away from me, and by the time I get close to the gates of the afterlife it will by my choice where I choose to go in that moment, they better be scared cause I'm coming for them next.
Remember to keep us updating during your pursuit of vengeance! Oh, also, if you decide to visit Heaven remember that there’s a massive fucking staircase, so you might wanna practice running up and down some steps before that 💜
@@ogcolumbinakinnie6556 excellent I shall swap from the treadmill at the gym to the stairs machine. Thank you for the heads up. 💜
2:30 this belongs in r/sh***yaquariums
The fish one not only sucks because it's stupid, it's also animal abuse :D Love that fish are still being treated like objects that don't have needs or feelings
which one?
ohhhg the bowl one
it'd be funny if they were eating fish...
@@um.itsmaka9982 _Yeah that's the one_ X'D
Yeah... tiny bowls, nowhere near enough water and probably not enough air. That's just sick...
1:32 that restaurant is a health disaster waiting to happen
4:52 I thought that was a fish stuck inside a transparent rock
Can we just have a round of applause for Nunn and Kenny (double applause for music fixing) who compete for the editor spot in the split second outro? And a standing ovation for to Aaron for having to put up with two(maybe more) bosses.
5:53
Never in my life did I think I was gonna hear "Capri Sun" used as a verb. I am stealing that, Lexi, thanks. B)
3:50 “Freeze a fruit salad into an egg”
Error 404
Lexi’s brain has stopped running
Yeah i was going to write the same thing XDD it's not an egg it's an champagne glass but it's upside down :0
So glad Lexi called the "depression meal", a HOAGIE made my Delco / Philly heart so happy!!
3:36 Not gonna lie, 'burger salad' just sounds like an underspiced taco salad.
Cleaning tempered glass lids is annoying enough, I don't want to think about how hard 90% of this crap would be to clean.
8:55 I'm a dishwasher, and I am very glad to work in place where they just use plates. The closest thing to a cutting board plate is a wood board with a metal dish on top. I think it is just used for freshly cooked meats to be served on but even just cleaning the wooden board is a nightmare, especially when in a rush
I'm legit having a mental meltdown over this video.
WHY???? JUST WHY?
lexi is my favorite narrator ngl
I have the biggest pet peeve of how my food is served, particularly about the size of the plate. This whole subreddit should be renamed r/andthenIfuckingleft! O-O
For real, if someone served me food on a fucking vhs tape(unless it was a friends and we where moving or what ever, but still, paper plates bro) I would stare the server in the eye and go " what the actual shit is this?" if they try to explain it in anything other than " oh it was a prank dude, we wanted to see what people are willing to do if they thought it was fancy" i will pick the non plated food up and throw it as hard as I can and walk the hell out.
Expensive food really doesn't seem worth it, especially when you can get the best food of your life from a random shop that is run by a couple and their kids that nobody knows about for $20 and be filled up
This is the most I've heard lexi swear on here... And I'm here for it
This is how I imagine New York, as a subreddit
As someone who lived in New York, this comment is correct
as a new yorker i feel offended but honestly your probably right
I always get super excited when Lexi does a weird subreddit. She's perfect for these kinds of things!
“This looks like an Italian exploded in a party hat” is my favorite Lexi quote
I would go with you to that pneumatic tube restaurant. That would be kind of fun. And then if they just have you order it on a tablet and have stuff come and then have the little tablet print out your bill as well. Then have some self-dealing drinks, like they have at some sushi bars. You would never even have to have a waiter (deal with a person)!!! AMAZING 🤩 💡 idea!!!
something similar in a conveyor sushi place i visited, it was in one in los angeles and it had a separate track above the regular, steady conveyor, and had a mini Shinkansen for direct orders. you just pushed buttons on the tablet at the table and then the train arrived with your food and a little jingle, it was magical. we only had to talk to a person to get a seat at the beginning, and pay the bill at the end.
oh, and bonus points for the food also being amazing. this turned into a review cuz im hungry 😅
4:23 "You will drink from the black melon as the Tusken do"
I smile knowing I’m too poor to have to endure this torture
13:35 Is that the "Lady Ga Ga special"?
6:21 A BROCCO TREE!
12:37 Dude, that steak looks raw. Like 'blue steak' raw.
1:11
Peach: ...Mario?
“Luigi? LU-I-GIII...!”
I think I saw the one at 10:00 in the news. I mean: it looks almost exactly like it. The sand and shells were actually edible, made from other food. Don't know if this is the case here.
I saw it on the news in a fancy restaurant: it was actually really cool looking. There was also a shore line on the plate with jello to look like the sea. It was served with a headset: you had to eat it with the sound of waves in your ears.
Love Lexi Hate the new Endings r/crappydecision
I'm glad I'm Poor, the restaurants i eat at wrap their food in paper and throw it in a bag, none of that shoe and shovel table service for me. tyvm
If I ever went to a restaurant that tried to do this sort of crap to me, I would say "No, I came here for a meal, not to look at pretentious modern art" - if they refused to remake my food in a proper plate/bowl, I would stand up, pick up the offending item (unless served directly on the table, in which case, it would not be possible) and drop it on to the floor, before walking out. And if a waiter tried serving food onto any part of my anatomy, he would have it shoved back down his collar...
Damn chill what did they do to u 😂
@@mang0_cat444 they didn’t give him a normal bowl and or plate
Ah yes because it just sounds so right to abuse a server who did not come up with the gimmick.
This person must literally be 12 years old
@@jadziajan If someone puts food onto me, they are basically endorsing the stupidity, regardless of who came up with the idea.
People with autism/misophonia: * chuckle * "I'm in danger"
Cool, new subreddit! AND it's narrated by Miss/Mrs Lexi
This is fracking awOsoMe
Mrs Lexi, she has a wife😊
@@gambogelyght the lexi wife
5:20 just reminds me of a bit from a TV show called Black Books about a book shop and the idiots that run it. In one of the episodes they open a restaurant and when they run out of plates Bernard suggests to “use books with pictures of plates on them!”.
The Pneumatic Tube restaurant is Christchurch, New Zealand, and the food does get delivered in a tube.
Not all food (and certainly not drinks), but whatever they can shoomp to you will go through the tube system.
The store is called C1 espresso if you want to look it up
This was so funny! I saw r/wewantplates in my notifications, and thought "that had BETTER be Lexi! And this is the most times I have heard Lexi have to be blessed out while reacting to the posts, and it says something about the posts. I'm here for it!!
This subreddit had me confused, angered, interested and amused all at the same time
I miss their introduction to each video. Why stop them, I like it.
I love how that crazy Bloody Mary with the pizza was also garnished, with a smaller, apparently spicier Bloody Mary on the right
3:48
That's just fruit in an upside down wine glass with onions on top
I’m definitely being spoiled, a lot more Lexi videos the past few days. I’m so happy 💪
Hey emkay I’m a new subscriber and already I love all of your content
I forgot this subreddit exists. Thanks to this video, I’m glad every restaurant I’ve been to so far has made sense.
5:47 i think thats supposed to be a blood bag because its called a bloody mary they served it in a bag like its a blood bag lexi
this is my rage subreddit. almost everything shown here makes me want to slap a culinary student, especially those fracking Bloody-mukbang-Marys.
Hats off to the guy who sent that pic at the end and just straight up "you know what, lets give them the plates they wanted" for this subreddit.
2:21 good God I thought fishbowls were bad, what's with people and using animals as decor? These poor fish must be stressed out as hell!
Nice vid, i love youre vids, happy Easter man
@8:29 is a full-meal Bloody Mary. See, the cocktail "Bloody Mary" is usually served with a long-length garnish. Common single-item garnishes are celery, pickles, olives, or bacon. Often a skewer/shishkebab for the likes of olives and peppers and cheeses. One place in New Orleans garnished my dad's with a jumbo shrimp.
@15:54 For, especially German-derived or "Oktoberfest"-themed bars, sometimes ales are served in boot-shaped glass. They may even have a "Das Boot" challenge to chug the beer out of the boot-shaped glass. But, an actual boot...doesn't seem effective.
I'll bet that the plaster cast mouth thing is the chef's fetish. Watching strangers essentially french kiss a replica of one's mouth must be at least one person's kink.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
The sudden ending in the latest Emkay videos will never fail to make me laugh
I'm loving the new reddit thingies
The fact that there is a whole subreddit for this amazes me
Lexi, you are incredible. THANK YOU FOR GOOD VOICE ACTING
“Looks like an Italian exploded in a party hat.” Gold. Lexi is shiny and gold, always
If I went to a restaurant and they served my meal on a shovel or a floor tile I’d just nope out of there.
10:35 I'm with you on this one Lexi, if that was delivered to the table by pnumatic tube, that is pretty cool. Just dont order drinks...
10:50 oh god I can hear it, and now I cant stop it >_
This is what I imagine a fancy restaurant in the fallout universe would look like
This is the most I think I have ever heard Lexi swear!😂😂
This and that TIHI with the pet leech
Me going to get 6 hours of sleep on a school night because I’m watching emkay
So, I’m visiting my daughter in Germany. We’ve taken a trip to Amsterdam for 4 days and I’m listening to Lexi-kitty!! Life is good when I can hear her voice while I’m in other countries!!!
8:58 thats literally a plastic rat you can buy at home depot
There is actually a Scooby-Doo comic about someone who tricked their employer into serving pizza in a cup as their business - it ruined the business and no-one liked it.
15:52 As someone from Portland, I was once served a Kentucky Mule in a hammered copper miniature toilet. I can guarantee you THIS is relatively reasonable by Portland standards.
0:03 that looks like whoever brought the food either used that can for something else or was planning to.
on the other side of restaurant decorations, there's an italian restaurant near me that has paper tablecloths and cups of crayons on each table so you can freely draw. it's really cool!
8:08 Cagney Carnation’s theme was the perfect music choice for that absolute clusterfuck of a cocktail.
I actually know of an Italian restaurant in my area where the food is served directly on the table. I’ve never went because that’s f*ing gross
i like these are just the most random subreddits
whoever made that pitcher poutine is a criminal who should be arrested.
Why as soon as I read the subreddit i knew lexi was narrating
Same lmao
When she said "Pudding in a pot", I thought the pot would be a lil cauldron, which I would be down for.
I saw the plaster mouth with citrus foam in it in an article about a restaurant where the guests paid a ton of money for a lengthily meal, and left hungry. "We want FOOD" was the also the theme of that one.
I stayed up to 6am aest cause why not, love the video!!!!
4:42 Chefs kiss
Love Lexi; my favorite EmKay presenter.
7:53 Dude I almost got a stroke when you said that-
Anyway nice video
10:40, I think theirs a restaurant that does that with drinks