r/Badtattoos | he always watching...
Вставка
- Опубліковано 8 вер 2024
- Top posts from r/Badtattoos on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below.
Get some EmKay merch at emkayshop.com !
Narrator ► / thelexikitty
Also check out:
r/A*sholedesign | ARGHGHH
• r/A*sholedesign | ARGHGHH
r/Cursedcomments | do not click this video
• r/Cursedcomments | do ...
r/Madlads | STOP THIS MAN
• r/Madlads | STOP THIS MAN
That guy with the blood streaming out of his eyes has basically blocked himself out of so many jobs unless he starts wearing heavy duty makeup.
How? They can do that? Why would it keep him from getting a job?
@@markherrera7640 Many jobs don't allow employees to have visible tattoos because they are "unprofessional". This shouldn't be a thing, but you can be denied a job because of your tattoos.
@@markherrera7640 what Edelweiss said. I was watching a documentary about South American prison's and the reporter was going to talk to female inmates and bring some makeup. The interviewer asked them why do they wear makeup, they washed their faces and all of them had face tattoos under the makeup.
stupid that jobs won’t let you in cus of tattoos, the only thing they show depending on what they are is that someone can sit in one place for hours while a needle stabs them thousands of times
@@quariryraisin Yeah, it is stupid. I would still hire someone if they have tattoos, tattoos don't change someone's work ethic, the person changes their own work ethic. Tattoos don't make a person unprofessional.
Man took “I got eyes in the back of my heads” to an entirely new level 😭
just wait until it starts blinking
@Ben 🅥 shut up
@@PappyP 💀
He's turning into Quirrel-
and then it starts talking
Lexi is being SO NICE about these tattoos she is a treasure… she says “it really not that bad” about the most horrendous work 😭
You mean he?
@@ralphlaurenfan no Lexi is a girl
@@ralphlaurenfan no she is a woman
@@ralphlaurenfan he is trans
@@ArthurMarrero she* is trans
Lexi’s narration is so cute. I love when she is the narrator
Me tooooo 🥰
Her voice is so soothing tbh, her and Robin help me fall asleep sometimes
yeah :D
if i ever see someone saying (lExI iS a He NoT a ShE) i am going to commit murder. lexi is easily the best narrator and if anyone insults her i’m taking out the ak-47
At first when I saw this I thought “BRUH HES A BOY” but now I know she’s trans!
The fact that people WILLINGLY got these and most likely didn't complain afterwards made me question humanities fate-
Edit: Lexi if you see this, you're my favorite narrator! You make me happy and i just wanna say thanks for the hard work you do for this channel
I get the feeling that at least half of these people were dying inside, but didn't complain because they didn't want to make it worse.
1:48 Hey Lexi, love the video as always. If no one has told you yet that particular tattoo is of a Portuguese Man O War, which is a type jellyfish that floats along the surface of the ocean and who’s tentacles can stretch 10 to 20 inches deep beneath the water.
It looks like a taco with colored noodles hanging out of it.
@@lightningangel45 it kinda made me hungry
If only Lexi can see this, the Fox logo is the BMX motorcycle logo that people still love to this day. Its funny that she instantly went to Star Fox for her thought. I would too, I always think of "Fox" as Fox McCloud lol
Fox Racing is a brand that makes MOTO & MTB gear, very good brand and very good quality
@@ItzJxstDev Well BMX is that, I looked up the term.
@@VioletMaeve i was just saying what they did... they are a really good brand
Remember kids, don't get a tattoo that you'll probably regret in 5-10 years or that might affect your professional life
Yes sir
Should I tattoo 450 eyes on my arms?
@@PhantomGato-v- no, of course not. Go for 500
@@privatizitat815 got it
@@PhantomGato-v- nah go for 2763
13:29 The lion honestly looks like one of those horribly drawn medieval beastiaries books with what an artist who'd never seen a lion tried to draw it. XD
That fixed Pikachu tattoo was creative and adorable!
I love Lexi's vibe! Makes me happy everytime
IKR best narrator imo
@Ben 🅥 ben
100% best narrator ever. not just best narrator of this channel, the best narrator EVER.
@Ben 🅥 ben
2:00 It's definitely a Portuguese Man o' War, and I understand why they got a tattoo of it. Less ATBGE and more GTBAE
I love how Lexi reacts to these. Her energy and kindness even to really bad tattoos is amazing!
Hearing Lexi's voice makes me so happy! I'm so glad she's a part of Emkay!
She is amazing :)
@@Just_A_Ant ...who the hell said Lexi sounded like a man? You've got to be really insecure to bring up her voice not sounding hyper fem out of the blue like this
@@no_no_no_no_no_no_no_nonononon yes, without a doubt she is. She is, by far, my most favorite Emkay narrator, Jack being a close second
@@amtof3673 I am sorry for being a dumbass I will delete the comment
He's*
This subreddit is the meaning of cool yet terrifying at the same time.
And then we get LEXI commenting on it.
It's a good day today!
These sort of things is why I researched my artist!
I was scared of having an awful first tattoo, but I love the tattoo that I have, it came out beautifully
Lexi is a trans girl, her pronouns are she/her but she doesn’t take hormones (I like posting these in comments bc there are always transphobic people whenever I say this)
Transphobes are the reason everything's expensive in America.
@Yeda Malfa_0k 1 stop please this is why your parents never find any good in you
@@zxidenbel7000 because transphobes always be seething seeing us succeed
@@ShakedownDreams bruh ik, I have never met a trans person denying me being trans but I have thought of like 1500 different replies
I really don't like the idea of being trans, not sure if that's transphobic or not, but I keep that to myself instead of harrasing a trans person or calling them out. Please do the same
"The guy seems to be made out of square, but otherwise this one's not bad" - Lexi, 2022
Legend has it that Zakk's newly invented spiral has gotten so popular that even nature has been using it on things like snails.
10:37 Ah yeah that’s the Washington re- *football team*
" 'The tat above is of a spiral' NO REALLY!? I'm BLIND and I could tell that!" girl you crack me up 🤣
Yeah, never ever get a tattoo unless you are absolutely sure you can live with it until you die and that the artist you chose is really fucking good at their job.
This is your body we are talking about, don’t settle for something less than the best.
3:20 Finally! Ozzy Osbourne's "Happy Knees" have some competition
8:25 That's 4 fucking sessions? Someone's getting scammed. That's a single 10 - 20 minute session (this is ignoring the giraffe neck and shoulder coming out of her shoulder)
14:18 Yeah, that is extremely infected
The one at 2:50 also looks like it might be infected
@@valatrix711 That one has a bit more than just being infected going on
1:57 NGL that's absolutely going to be epic, that's a really accurate Man o' War jellyfish, or at least the lining for one.
Never get a picture of someone as a tattoo, it will probably end up looking terrible
3:16 shows two separate examples of separate teeth in cartoons
Been watching this channel from the beginning, it's brought a lot of lightheartedness in my life and I can't wait to watch more of its vids!
Beautiful finds, I've never been this early to these before. Good job! Love the series
Yesssss
Kill the bots pls :D
@Ben 🅥 bruh self promoting
1:59 Actually for a man-o-war jell fish, that's not too bad. They do have a lot of tentacles! O-O
The one @1:47 is a Man of War Jellyfish. They're really cool and actually I think it's well done. They clearly started with the tentacles first and, assumably since the post says it isn't done, they'll be adding more color and detail into the body in upcoming sessions. It looks really well done, in spite of having way more tendrils than a MoW appears to have. Look them up, Lexi, they're super cool animals!
I've posted this opinion on the sub before, but I don't think we should be posting and judging unfinished tattoos as bad. Sometimes art is just really fucky before it's finished.
It's an exercise in Trust the Process
I completely agree. That tat looked like it had a solid start. Even my own tat looked like garbage after my second session, especially with the swelling and redness.
@@nicoles.3583 I really want to see it done. I will say the red is an interesting choice, since Man of War are famously blue, but maybe they plan to add more blues in the tendril area somehow. It's a bit busy, but it really does look good. Solid line work, smooth swoops with no wobble (as far as I can tell from the small image) It's way too soon to pass judgment on this one!
0:43 no no, that's Andrew Skywalker/Barth Tader, Luke's uncle
At my old school we had a janitor who shaved the back of his head and got anime eyes inked onto the back off his head
every single one of these was drawn by the kid who was the wannabe art kid who convinced their parents to pay for the classes and equipment, but forgot to pay for the talent
Yay Lexi's back. Another video to smile at
These are horrific!! You have to be an artist and able to draw well, BEFORE you pick up a tattoo gun. Yet Lexi remains sweet and states, “Not too bad” a couple times. She’s always on the positive side of things……love you Lexi-kitty!!
I’m pretty sure the Kate tattoo was the child’s drawing that the parents tattooed on to their arm. Pretty sad 😔
It’s great seeing that Lexi is one of the most liked narrators. She deserves that she makes even the worst subreddits so much better
She really does, she's like a neon pink glowstick in the dark
Lexi, I’m terrified of needles too, but tattooing doesn’t feel anything like any medical needles, you should definitely go for it and get those tattoos!
My best description is it feels like a cat gently rubbing it's claws down your arm. The claws sharp as fuck and you definitely feel them, but it's not trying to hurt you
@@d34dstruck13 depends on where the tattoo is
@@stanleyhape8427 True, but most first tattoos are on either the arm or leg, and both of mine (1 on my arm, 1 on my leg) felt like that
"Spelt" is the correct way to write the word in British English. It's just different in American English, like a bunch of words are for some reason. 😅
I could imagine emkay being a TV show at this point
I love all the narrators but Lexi is my fave shes just so kind and wholesome
As was said in bizarre ER "get yourself down tattoo fixers mate, tell them Big Tom sent you"
How tattoos probably started:
Some person: “I really like your art, can you make a drawing for me?”
Artist: “Sure! What you thinking?”
The person: “Oh, I just want it injected into my skin to be there permanently.”
Artist:
"Dont do lineart with individual teeth, they dont even do it in cartoons"
>> shows an image of courage the cowardly dog
"Man of War" Jellyfish. The tentacles look like actual scars from one..
The first one looks like a asylum version of Voldemort from the first Harry Potter film
1:00 I don't think hawks absorb their feet, or owls actually, owls got some pretty big feet, that only get absorbed by sitting. But yeah, that's a hawk, hawks and falcons (and a lot of eagles) have flat heads.
1:46 And that's a Portuguese Man-o-war, I see some call it jellyfish, but it's also a hivemind of micro organisms and they are excruciatingly painfully dangerous.
Aww, I liked the man-o'-war tattoo.
I'd definitely sue with some of these
7:25 OHH THATS AMAZING awwww
2:00 that is a man-o'-war imagine boxer jellyfish on crack
as a type 1 diabetic i saw the flaw in that tattoo; the needle was bent 1) ungodly painful 2) might break off in your skin
1:57 It’s supposed to be a man-of-war. They look like jellyfish, but actually aren’t, and are very deadly.
1:09 its a chickennugget With wings
Isn’t that owl a hawk?
That spiral looked like it was infected af
Fox is a clothing brand for X-treame sports.
4:54 Nagito would probably get this tattooed on his left hand
Another Lexi narrated video? I’m being spoiled 🙇♀️🙇♀️🙇♀️🛐
That first tattoo is to scare the killer magpies in Australia.
13:32 ngl i genuinely thought this person got a tattoo of an ingrown hair
Lexi is honestly my favorite narrator :3
I think Robyn is better but OK
Another Lexi video is a gift from the universe. Can't say the same for the people in this subreddit. Good luck to all of you, especially to the one with blood tears.
Dude, the Portugese Man o' War tattoo probably WILL be awesome when it's done, lol. Kind of random, though.
2:55 the tattoo artist ran out of ink but continued to do the line work 😱.
1:58-that’s a Man o’ War it’s a jellyfish with a very nasty sting
Today I needed a Lexi, so thank you! I really needed this video
"fungus soup" oh hahaha love ya Lexi
2:19 I push my fingers into my EYES!
1:31 -What? He's CATholic.
Thank goodness for people that cover up bad tattoos! 😂
I think an artist that ended up on Tik Tok said it best.
“Is it good?”
“Well… it’s what you wanted.”
Lexi's laugh is cute :)
Oh good I needed to have nightmares this week
Can’t believe that Zakk fella created Uzumaki, incredible.
The tattoo of the face is literally in the Ripley's Believe It or Not 2014 book
The “F 🦊 X” tattoo is the logo for fox motorcross gear
10:23 I thought that I'd seen a similar-looking logo before, but I still had to look it up. Apparently it's supposed to be the Washington Redskins logo.
why do I think Lexi would like r/ClenchingFoodWithForce
2:21 imagine the pain when he rubs his eyes tho
07:30 that fix is genius
The bloody eyes ones are actually cool! Someone only posted that because they think "duh edgy = cringy lol i'm so funny for making fun of people's style"
IN SPACE WITH MARKIPLIER IS OUT :D
Spelt is an acceptable way to spell spelled. In fact you could use -t instead of -ed in a lot of places, because that’s just how some things were/are spelt. I’m partial to -t in general. I haven’t seen sleeped yet after all.
Jumpt.
The upside down cross is not a satanic image. It's the symbol of Saint Peter.
We love you, Lexi!!!!
This is the first time I’ve seen anything censor male chests.
My plan for a tattoo is to get commission works from my favorite artist of frogs and then get a swamp/ cohesive collection of all the diffrent froggos together.
I was today years old when I realised that there's 2 Y's on the New York Yankees logo
Narrators voice is incredibly cute ngl
Lexis? yeah her voice is pretty cute
1:48
Lexi... that's a Jellyfish.
OP... Do you not know that some Jellyfish DO look that stupid?
7:20 what a save!
0:52 that tattoo is for Fox Racing, its a dirt bike/Motocross type brand.
10:36 looks my towns flag 😂
1:45 Fun Fact: This is the Portuguese Man-of-War. and just like its sting, this tattoo hurts bad.
10:35 looks kinda like the chicago blackhawks logo
1:47 animal lover here, that is a jellyfish known as man of war
Having a trash day and Lexi is the one to fix it
Imagine haveting to go to a wedding or funaral
What
With the tatoos
The Star Wars tattoo was the best one.