Computer doesn't work? PUNCH IT Wrong ice cream flavor? PUNCH IT Boss won't give you a raise? PUNCH IT (fighting is such a weird type and this video has done wonders in helping me remember that nonsense XD)
Just came back here to say that we now have a character named Mustard. First a dark type gym leader, and now a character based on condiments. Jello’s prophecies are unfolding before our very eyes.
I cannot take the lady with the weird boots in Scarlet/Violet seriously because every time I see her I'm just like "we are one step (no pun intended) closer to Team Pants"
@@LittleBigPlanetian Yeah, that'll never happen. Gamefreak just woke up one morning and decided they hate Megas and will just keep remixing crap gimmick mechanics regardless of what the fanbase wants
I unironically love her. She joined an art club because she loved the boots her friend hand made for her, and she wants to make something cool for him in return
@@johnozzmond9728maybe it will. they have to go back to megas if they want to remaster/remake X and Y eventually. not that that's gonna be good either, based on recent releases.
You know, the Fairy type actually makes a lot of sense compared to some of the others, especially if you consider that fairies were pretty much just slightly cuter monsters... Strike that. Some of them were just ugly monsters, too. Makes way more sense than Flying beating Fighting or Bug
It also applies to Kingdom Hearts. Well, after you get your Key-knuckles, obviously. which still makes at least as much sense as a key that is also a sword.
*raises hand while adjusting glasses* AHEM, It's obvious that the best versions were Peanut Butter and Jelly, the grape version of course(screw the strawberry jam you strawtards), were better
@@descendintostanarchy Fighting Type is supposed to be the generic Martial Artist Protagonist from the 80s, and Dark Type is literally called "Evil" (Aku) in Japanese, which is how I remember it Psychics use and manipulate higher brain functions, Bugs don't have much of a brain, literally, you probably have more Neurons (Brain Cells) in your finger than most have bugs have in their brain
@@ShankMugen the way to remember the psychic type weaknesses is "Darkness, bugs, and ghosts are all common fears. Steel has no mind so it can't be affected by psychic power"
@@ShankMugen What would've changed about the gameplays if Dark was actually darkness in Japanese? And if Light Types existed to counter them? Imagine if they pulled a Kingdom Hearts in Light VS Darkness.
YA BOI Clorox Bleach "You can't be a phychic in the dark!" "We all know that little ass fairies make big ass dragons cry!" "You can't hit ghosts, and ghosts can't hit you!"
"I'm gonna teach you how to catch Pokémon! No you can't skip this tutorial" "There's a gym for every type EXCEPT DARK" "Oh nooooo it's a tiny buuuuush! Better go back into town and change a party member!" The developers of Sword and Shield clearly watched this video. EDIT: Okay, so now that Crown Tundra is out, something else I've noticed is that the Regi line used to be completely weak to Fighting type moves. (In the words of the Professor, if it's a Regi, punch it.) But now that Regieleki and Regidrago exist, you can no longer just punch the Regis and win. This video is freaking prophetic.
They should make the Professor the villain one of these days. Have him be a sociopathic bastard who manipulated you from the beginning so you would catch the Legendary Pokémon, and then he would steal it from you. You know, for the sake of a less predictable villain.
Y e s. That would be a m a z i ng if we had a less predictable villain. Maybe the villain could be the opposite gender of which you picked? Or maybe it’s your mom lol.
I’ve always wondered why there isn’t a ‘light’ based type if dark exists. I know it makes sense in Japan that Fairy is strong against Dark/Evil but I can’t stop thinking that the opposite of dark isn’t a type itself.
@@the_og_alpha (actually Pokémon Yellow has slightly fewer obtainable Pokémon than Red and Blue (but even then you can still trade them in because they're not straight-up deleted from the game))
The Dark-type doesn't actually represent darkness, it represents evil. In fact, the Dark-type is called the Evil-type in Japan. As a result, Lunala being weak to Dark is not as ironic as you might think. Additionally, Solgaleo and Lunala are not actually the sun and moon themselves, but rather extremely powerful aliens that Alolans have just associated with the sun and moon.
Here are some other Professor Pointers -Don’t like dragons? *M A G I C* -You can kill bugs with basically anything. -Turn off the lights if you don’t want to have your mind read. -You can avoid being poisoned if you eat metal.
Gen 1 being optional? I always remember him stopping you and making you talk to him the first time to have to sit through the catch tutorial. You could opt to not rewatch then fight missingo. Leon isnt as completely dumb as a box of rocks and you get tutorial as needed. Other tutorials you can opt out of. Not sure which gen FINALLY introduced that, Oak asks in one intro if youve played before if i remember right.
Pokemon Ketchup and Pokemon Mustard followed then by Pokemon Mayonnaise. After a couple of years they'll be remade into Pokemon Spicy Ketchup, Pokemon Honey Mustard, and Pokemon Chipotle Mayo
Clockwork Kirlia actually I have, it's pretty effective rather than swatting it, as you move less air with a fist than an open palm; Not to mention, a fly is flying and thus a flying type, and fighting is not very effective against flying.
Sunshine The Shiny Leafeon+ THEY MAD FUN OF MY SHORTS, BUT WHOSE LAUGHING NOW?! AHAHAHAHA!!!!! JOIN ME, AND TOGETHER WE SHALL CREATE A WORLD THAT IS COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR, AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Listen there is a guy taking a nap in front of the entrance to the next town and he won't wake up until you kill team pants so really you don't have a choice unless your willing to give up your dream of finishing a Pokemon game.
It's really hard to punch a bird. You can't be psychic if there's a bug on you. Ice gets in cracks and does that thing where it breaks the ground, but not rocks, which are strong against ice, despite coming out of the ground... Can't get your computer to work? Punch it! Got the wrong flavor of Icecream? Punch it! Can't get your boss to give you that raise? Punch it! And if you're fighting a Shadow Pokemon.... You should turn the game off, and go play a better one.
Is there's a ghost, who are you gonna call? Another ghost. Big scary dragon? Freeze it. Big scary dragon? Just sprinkle glitter on it and it'll disappear. Fairies everywhere? Just slip a drug in their drink. Fairies are still everywhere? Throw a computer at it. Phone lines are down? They probably got caught in an earthquake. If you punch a snake, you'll get poisoned. If you punch Missingno, play a Pokémon game that isn't broken to hell and backm
That kid likes shorts, not pants. They are completely different! Obviously the pants guy is his father. The kid is obsessed with shorts because he rejects everything that his evil father stands for. You learn about this in an event in the remakes, Pokemon Tomato Ketchup and Pokemon Honey Mustard!
The dark typing and fighting type make more sense in the Japanese games, where dark = evil. Evil is known to lose in a fight, y'know? But in English it just doesn't make sense, haha.
MelodicDragon97 It always made sense to me because martial artists were often depicted as being able to fight even whilst blind by relying on other senses.
Yeah, but psychic's weakness to dark makes less sense in Japan. Most of psychic's weaknesses are common fears like bugs are ghosts since fear could conceivably mess with a psychic's concentration or some junk like that. In English that theme continues as a lot of people are afraid of the dark, whereas evil, as a more nebulous concept, is not such a common fear. So either way, type match ups as a whole don't make much sense.
Grins Mckenzie I never understood why Water isn't resistant to Ice. Even the coldest places on the planet, the polar ice caps, have liquid water everywhere. And I always thought Bug was weak to Poison because of pesticides being a thing, but apparently Poison does neutral damage.
0:26 - Thank god for Sword/Shield, where you *can* skip it. FINALLY! Only took them, like, 20+ years to figure out how to do that. By the way, where's the part about the game being about your road to being the Champion-Oops, wait, no, we gotta stop your journey to go talk and fight these villains that are pretty much pointless, so, yay, more time-wasting.
Well, the dark type is actually called ''Evil'' type in the original games. So it's not literally darkness but the darkness in your soooouuuuul. And that's the reason why there isn't a Dark type gym. Antagonists are the Dark type bosses :3
That doesn't explain why there have been Dark-type users in the Elite Four, though. If they can be in the Elite Four, there's no reason they can't be Gym Leaders. Anyway, there are plenty of Dark-types that, though their Pokédex entries seem rather ominous, they are more often used by heroic/neutral sorts. Like Umbreon, or Absol.
NeoSeraphi I know, they say Dark type trainers are more like outcast people and they're a little shady or rebel. I guess it doesn't fit for a gym trainer. But then again we might see a dark type gym in later games, who knows.
I'm late to the party but tbh fuck this There are no Dark-Type Gyms because the Gyms are like an example in their towns. It's a collection of local trainers, and since the Dark-Type is all about fighting dirty, they aren't really good examples. The E4 are just strong trainers, almost always nothing more. That's why it doesn't matter.
Gamefreak:you can't skip the tutorial, you need to learn how to catch pokemon People who played a pokemon game before(meaning 99℅ of people who play the game): are we a joke to you? Cmon gamefreak at least make it so after going through the tutorial once you can skip it on that cartridge(think that's the correct term????) from then on
Some more professor pointers Scared of bugs? Burn them with fire! Birds can’t fly during hail Having trouble with dragons? Get tinker bell! And I can’t think any other funny professor pointers…
Born To Die World Is A Fuck Bird bothering you throw ice cream at it Fire dragon giving you trouble throw a cup of water at it Computer not working burn it Being haunted by a ghost put it in the dark Dragon killing you throw a ice cube at it Got poisoned give yourself a physic reading
Wildfire burning down your house? Throw a rock at it Got into a fight? Think your way out of it Tinkerbell annoying you? Poison her food Fortune teller not giving you your fortune? Put her in the dark
***** i was saying bugs, ghosts and dark are common fears aganist psychic but remember the dark type is the evil type in Japan and martial artists tend to be depicted as heroic, thus the heroic fighter wining over the evil darkness
***** well I fighting resists bug too though and ghosts are intangible I mean really that should make them invincible but that would be unfair. Maybe it's because at a bigger size a bugs exoskeleton is too tough but then again fighting types can punch through rock, ice and steel so idk maybe its a monks leave bugs alone thing?
***** really normals only have a single weakness and are immune to ghosts and many of them have varied move pools to make up for not being super effective on their own. Many normal types can learn, fire, ice and electric moves
Well... Psychic is like mind powers right?, and you can't think straight if ur scared right? Bugs, ghost and dark are psychics weaknesses, and bugs, ghosts and the dark are like the most common fears.
I apologize, I commented that before watching the full video so I didn't realize at the time that you were just quoting the vid. My bad. No Beef. Papa Bless
Oluf The Explorer it’s not THAT bad It has some good Pokémon It has a dark type gym They expanded on regional Variants by giving them new evolutions Snom It brought back the jerk rival(Bede) It has great starters They gave gen 5 Pokémon more attention (3 gen 5 evolutionary lines having Galarian forms and giving some like garbodor a gigantamax form) And it doesn’t force you into a “how to catch a Pokémon” tutorial Just because it has no regional dex or it’s a bit easy,which isn’t that true it took me forever to beat Leon and the other main story battles can be tough,doesn’t mean it’s that bad of a game
@max payne Eh, Gale of Darkness is basically a more polished Colosseum. I don't see much of a reason to play it when Gale exists. They had some great soundtracks that are criminally underrated too: ua-cam.com/video/04SDmDS97Ps/v-deo.html
Making the whole game double battles does a lot to make the combat more interesting. Still not as good as a proper party RPG, but a huge step up over single action 1v1 which has basically no interesting tactics to it.
It really surprises (and pleases) me that such a child-friendly game can have such deep mechanics. At the same time, a stray crit can still ruin someone's day. Or, well, championship game, depending on how unlucky you are, I guess.
i would honestly listen to a 15 minute video of professor tree spouting off professor pointers and nothing else. Grass gets eaten by bugs, It's easier to hit a bird with a rock than a handful of dirt, Peter Pan could solve his fairy troubles with a knife, How do you train your dragon? Use another dragon, If your a normal person ghosts don't bother you, but a psychic knows they want to kill him You've never seen someone covered in mud get struck by lightning, Punching a fist doesn't do a whole lot but don't worry it cant hit you back any harder, If you throw a toaster in some water you'll shock whoever is in it; but did you know you'll also hurt the water?
Somebody Anybody Fire *can* melt steel beams You can't poison steel because it isn't alive, but you can poison dirt and chunks of ice for some reason Birds don't like thunderstorms Psychics can't read your mind if you think about dark fantasies Demonic powers beat ghosts every time Fairies . . . kill dragons? I don't know man If you throw an ice cube into a fire, it's gonna melt If you drop your knife on the ground, it gets rusty and useless And remember, if you ever run into a ghost, bite it Shoutout to the best pokemon, Garbodor. Keeping it real, 1853
Yes, but punch it gently. The Engine is easily startled and may defend itself with its signature attack known as "Giving you a broken hand from punching steel."
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Hihi
He came back to his old video cool
Nice
“No you can’t skip this tutorial”
I felt that
Well now you can!
@@red_the_unded7888 Yup, no unnecessary tutorial in Sword or Shield.
AND THERES A DARK GYM
this was a video made 3 years ago and the top comment is 1 week ago beats me XD
AHAHAH! FOOLS!
Not going to lie the “if you’re afraid of the dark punch it” helps me remember that fighting beats dark
Computer doesn't work? PUNCH IT
Wrong ice cream flavor? PUNCH IT
Boss won't give you a raise? PUNCH IT
(fighting is such a weird type and this video has done wonders in helping me remember that nonsense XD)
In Japan the Dark Type is called Evil Type.
Fighting the Evil is good, got it?
@@zema9401 yep makes sense
@@OnCuzImBored Dark type = mischief = character with "DEF
@@nargarex2390 *aggravated noises* but isn't steel type the exact opposite, with def>att?
“Don’t worry you can be a breeding slave “
I died
Well at least I'm fairly confident Diglett and its evolutions would enjoy this.
*Stares at shoes*
Yes
Lara _LM now you can use nature mints to forcefully change its emotions. Yay?
Don’t forget you can forcefully evolve a Pokémon by giving it a Candy.
I do that will Dittos and I kinda feel bad for it
“If you hit a bird with a brick, it’ll stop moving”
Isn’t that the same for all types with heads?
Another win for kickmonlee
If there is a rock in your path, absorb it like a sponge
if i hit you with a brick, will you stop moving? :thinking:
(no im not serious)
If there's a bush in your way, grab a flamethrower and burn it down
Use a stone stone to evolve evee into a ghost type
They finally made a dark type gym. I can't belief Piers single-handedly ended racism.
not first?
Second
First
Where are you
WOOHOO PIERS IS GREAT
The female grunts of Team Pants have no pockets.
I feel her pain...
@@crystalanimates1870 buy pants with pockets: that's a hint
*sigh* I mean that most 'girl' pants have fake pockets, so I felt her pain, I HATE having no pockets...
Well they're not called team pockets. Dumbass.
Underrated comment alert
Just came back here to say that we now have a character named Mustard. First a dark type gym leader, and now a character based on condiments. Jello’s prophecies are unfolding before our very eyes.
Cataclyx Carlos whos the character based on a condiment?
@@nikki-yq8lv Mustard.
true dat and if he as a bro called ketchup it will be funny
Theres also a pokemon named scrafty, just sayin
@@angelofbagels Scrafty was already a thing when this video was made. It's there because it's the Pokemon that wears pants.
I cannot take the lady with the weird boots in Scarlet/Violet seriously because every time I see her I'm just like "we are one step (no pun intended) closer to Team Pants"
It was never a prediction. Pokémon games have been like this all along.
It's all fun and games until Mega Scrafty becomes a legitimate thing
@@LittleBigPlanetian Yeah, that'll never happen. Gamefreak just woke up one morning and decided they hate Megas and will just keep remixing crap gimmick mechanics regardless of what the fanbase wants
I unironically love her. She joined an art club because she loved the boots her friend hand made for her, and she wants to make something cool for him in return
@@johnozzmond9728maybe it will. they have to go back to megas if they want to remaster/remake X and Y eventually. not that that's gonna be good either, based on recent releases.
"If you hit a bird with a brick, it'll stop moving"
-JelloApocalypse, 2016
"Hooray! A dire hit! Yaaaay!"
-Joseph Stalin, 2012
"Afraid of the dark? Punch it!"
~JelloApocalypse, 2016
"Shout out to the best Pokémon, Probopass. Keepin' it real since 1999."
- JelloApocalypse, 2016
TakeOverCraft Gaming Vids! That's the best part
Shark jesus Tru dat.
A character in Pokémon is actually named mustard now
Huh
No
*ketchup is his brother*
the guy for the 2nd expansion story is probably ketchup
Aaron Olson oh ok
Tough fighter? Throw pixie dust at it!
Evil darkness? Throw pixie dust at it!
Dragon? Throw pixie dust at it!
Riley Long tinker bell? Throw a spoon at it
Friend's Yvetal is too OP? Throw some more pixie dust at it! In fact, bring a whole invenory full of it!
Riley Long 9imzozt8zxx2340qjZJZNZZ B.LQQ
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Trouble with the ground? Get it wet! It sure won't like that!
You know, the Fairy type actually makes a lot of sense compared to some of the others, especially if you consider that fairies were pretty much just slightly cuter monsters... Strike that. Some of them were just ugly monsters, too.
Makes way more sense than Flying beating Fighting or Bug
"Scared of the dark? Punch It!"
*This advice was more helpul than my therapist's*
haha
It also applies to Kingdom Hearts. Well, after you get your Key-knuckles, obviously. which still makes at least as much sense as a key that is also a sword.
Hazukichan X XD
😂😂😂😂
@@autotune1835 to be fair it makes sense. The first natural instinct in the dark is to try and throw fists at whatever’s there.
"Afraid of the dark?.... Punch it"
I spat my drink out over my keyboard.
Hamish Woodland oh no is your computer ok
Jackie F. Quick! Call tech support!
Hamish Woodland just punch everything except for flying types and u win the game
Hamish Woodland Nice m8 ;)
Ben Irving, don't punch ghosts or psychics either. Other than that, PUNCH EVERYTHING!
I stopped playing after versions Mayonnaise and Jam. Can't beat the classics
G-Rated FACK YOU, SALT AND PEPPER WERE TGE BEST
I personally liked pokemon burger and fries
*raises hand while adjusting glasses* AHEM, It's obvious that the best versions were Peanut Butter and Jelly, the grape version of course(screw the strawberry jam you strawtards), were better
are you guys fckin mental? pokemon oregano was the shit! it had everything pokemon butter didnt have!
Dannie Abdulahad Yeah, but OBVIOUSLY Pokemon Pepper had all the spice the other versions were lacking
Afraid of the dark?... punch it...
That is a top tier username
My life has lead up to this moment!
I used to punch my TV in fright whenever that show ever came on Nicklelodeon
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JelloApocalypse
Is that Poe or Tesla?
I'm not even joking when I say *"if you're scared of the dark... punch it."* Is how I remember that type matchup.
Same here. And with the bonus tip of "you can't be Psychic if there's a bug on your head"
@@descendintostanarchy Fighting Type is supposed to be the generic Martial Artist Protagonist from the 80s, and Dark Type is literally called "Evil" (Aku) in Japanese, which is how I remember it
Psychics use and manipulate higher brain functions, Bugs don't have much of a brain, literally, you probably have more Neurons (Brain Cells) in your finger than most have bugs have in their brain
@@ShankMugen the way to remember the psychic type weaknesses is "Darkness, bugs, and ghosts are all common fears. Steel has no mind so it can't be affected by psychic power"
@@ShankMugen The OG reasoning for Psychic weaknesses are common fears, bugs, evil and ghosts.
@@ShankMugen What would've changed about the gameplays if Dark was actually darkness in Japanese? And if Light Types existed to counter them? Imagine if they pulled a Kingdom Hearts in Light VS Darkness.
“I A M G O N N A Y O U A S K W H A T Y O U R G E N D E R I S”
-Professer Tree [insert year here]
Waddler ask you*
All years apply
Trans
-professor tree 1639
"Please stop doing that Game Freak we're tired of writing around it"
--The English localization team
"No"
--Game Freak
"Afraid of the, Dark? ... Punch it!"
YA BOI Clorox Bleach
"You can't be a phychic in the dark!"
"We all know that little ass fairies make big ass dragons cry!"
"You can't hit ghosts, and ghosts can't hit you!"
YA BOI Clorox Bleach YO DATS RIGHT!!!
yass
YOU CAN'T USE PHYSIC ABILITIES IF YOUR POSSESED
I Won't Get In The Bag that's simple!.....punch yourself
“There’s a gym for every type except dark”
*_Piers has entered the chat_*
what about pokemon brick bromze
pro gamingHQ yea Pokémon brick bronze isn’t a real Pokémon game, it’s a fanmade Pokémon game that was taken down for copyright
He's talking about brick bromze not brick bronze
@@MistaBobs 🤣
@@bluefirelight8701 it was a roblox game too
"I'm gonna teach you how to catch Pokémon! No you can't skip this tutorial"
"There's a gym for every type EXCEPT DARK"
"Oh nooooo it's a tiny buuuuush! Better go back into town and change a party member!"
The developers of Sword and Shield clearly watched this video.
EDIT: Okay, so now that Crown Tundra is out, something else I've noticed is that the Regi line used to be completely weak to Fighting type moves. (In the words of the Professor, if it's a Regi, punch it.) But now that Regieleki and Regidrago exist, you can no longer just punch the Regis and win. This video is freaking prophetic.
@Jack Dillon26 a soul for a soul
@Jack Dillon26 true. Map complex tho.
1:46 you forgot to point out that if you bought the mustard version he will have mustard on his pants instead
OOoOOOOO
And a red shirt.
I just imagined that read in Jello’s So This Is Basically voice, and it’s hilarious.
Specifically, I imagined the OOoOOOOO like the “OOOOOH the race is on!” from So This Is Basically Gravity Falls.
And a yellow tie
And in the horseradish version his beard is gonna be WHITE
*"Oh No It'S A TiNy bUsH"*
Full song when?
BUOOOOOOOSSSHHH
Kinda got some Bill Wurtz flashbacks
@@captain_kadaver Definitely where that came from
Bobs burger lindas tune
They should make the Professor the villain one of these days. Have him be a sociopathic bastard who manipulated you from the beginning so you would catch the Legendary Pokémon, and then he would steal it from you. You know, for the sake of a less predictable villain.
Illuminati : stay right there
Game Freak, are you there?
wasnt the last prof a champion? makes more sense if he was a champion or leader
Y e s. That would be a m a z i ng if we had a less predictable villain. Maybe the villain could be the opposite gender of which you picked? Or maybe it’s your mom lol.
Blu Spikes so do what ghetsis basically did to n except with theavery instead of manipulation
"Grass absorbs water" Ok
"If you hit a bird with a brick it stops moving" What
*"Afraid of the dark? Punch it"* Excuse me what?
Dark type in Japan is called Evil type
@@ooeygooeygoodra3068 Ah yes. All Evil quake in fear for I now know your weakness. Punches and Kicks!
I’ve always wondered why there isn’t a ‘light’ based type if dark exists. I know it makes sense in Japan that Fairy is strong against Dark/Evil but I can’t stop thinking that the opposite of dark isn’t a type itself.
Dark types are scrappy, underhanded fighters, but fighting types have actual martial arts and tend to be more heroic.
What would lights weakness be?
"you have to buy it because this has ALL the Pokemon in it"
Jello predicted #bringbackNationalDex before it even was conceived.....
He referenced Version Exclusives since 3rd game of a generation has all the Pokemon, but after SwSh, it makes more sense now
@@the_og_alpha (actually Pokémon Yellow has slightly fewer obtainable Pokémon than Red and Blue (but even then you can still trade them in because they're not straight-up deleted from the game))
@@the_og_alpha it's kind of spooky how accurate he is about the future.
When I didnt know about it I thought, "Like they'd ever cut them all out," and now I've probably jinxed us all
@Bungle Booce well that comment aged poorly, hello dlc
...where they sell all of our favorites back to us.......
eh idc as long as ampharos is back
Isn't it ironic that the moon Pokemon is weak to dark and the sun Pokemon is weak to fire.
Solgaleo weak to fire makes sense if you get alchemy and how the fable of the lion that ate the sun, but yes the irony is real.
It is so VERY ironic
Don't worry, you're not.
The Dark-type doesn't actually represent darkness, it represents evil. In fact, the Dark-type is called the Evil-type in Japan. As a result, Lunala being weak to Dark is not as ironic as you might think.
Additionally, Solgaleo and Lunala are not actually the sun and moon themselves, but rather extremely powerful aliens that Alolans have just associated with the sun and moon.
and there is already a moon and sun pokemon solrock and lunatone
I want "So This Is Basically JelloApocalypse"!
That needs to be a thing next april fools
Jelousy
KrashHash didnt they kinda do that already with youtube comments in a nutshell?
my friend TheApoke already made that :D
TorpedoToons
Link please?
"If you hit a bird with a brick, it'll stop moving!"
P.E.T.A. : *Hold my dying animal.*
peta is probably what made it like that in the first place
Peta is against pokemon and the general concept of pets anyway so fuck them
Here are some other Professor Pointers
-Don’t like dragons? *M A G I C*
-You can kill bugs with basically anything.
-Turn off the lights if you don’t want to have your mind read.
-You can avoid being poisoned if you eat metal.
-Birds don’t adapt well to the cold, hence why they fly south
-Steel melts at insanely high temperatures
-Only ghosts can hit ghosts
Do you hate mining? Punch the rock
Well you can’t be poisoned if your dead.
"you can kill bugs with basically anything"
Not with your fists though
-Only dragons can fight other salamence types
“Afraid of the dark?!.... Punch it...”
If only Nickelodeon had caught on back in the nineties.
They couldn't...
[is "puts on sunglasses" still a meme people remember?]
FIGURE IT OUT.
that’swhat_gsaid i
AND NO YOU CAN'T SKIP THIS TUTORIAL.
Damn it!
👨🔫
The worst part is that in Gen 1, the tutorial was completely optional. Not any more though. Now it's always there to waste time.
🖕
Gen 1 being optional?
I always remember him stopping you and making you talk to him the first time to have to sit through the catch tutorial.
You could opt to not rewatch then fight missingo.
Leon isnt as completely dumb as a box of rocks and you get tutorial as needed. Other tutorials you can opt out of.
Not sure which gen FINALLY introduced that, Oak asks in one intro if youve played before if i remember right.
It's been years and "afraid of the dark? punch it" has still been etched into my mind. Thanks, Professor Tree!
Me: Sees a tiny bush and walks around it
The game: Wait thats illegal
The hoosher Pokémon: wait that’s illegal
Shout out to the best Pokémon
*Alolan Dugtrio*
Keepin’ it real since
*1895*
Shout out to best pokemon, dunsparce. Keepin' it real since 3000 BC
shout out to the best Pokemon, Luvdisc. keepin' it real since 1,000,000 BC
Nintendo was making cards then.
Shout out to the best Pokemon, arceus keeping it real since 13,800,000,000 B.C.
shout out to the best pokemon
*volbeat*
keepin' it real since 1842
If you hit a bird with a brick... it'll stop moving.
Fenzo / Howl if you hit a brick with a bird it will stop moving
I was fucking dying.
Whoohoonutty 2020 exactly
Quickman may win no dark gym😭
Fenzo / Howl afraid of the dark ..... Punch it
Since he made “So This is Basically Pokemon” i think that he should do “So This is Basically Every episode of Pokemon”
Bulbasaur is best boi
@@betawooperthethird229 finally someone else with good taste
And also "So This is Every Pokemon Game"
@@betawooperthethird229 SQUIRTLE BEST BOI
@@coopperfect3749 my @ss
If you got the wrong flavor of ice-cream, punch it!
-Jello Apocalypse 2016
I've been thinking about this all wrong!! After many years of being afraid of the dark I now know what I must do!!
*proceeds to punch darkness*
Lol
snowvilliers7 ha
*Learn more about racism at your local library.*
snowvilliers7 LOL
snowvilliers7 *gives her/him a flashlight* use this
Kicks a Ghost- You get hurt
Licks a Ghost- IT'S SUPAR EFFECTIVE!!!!!
***** pokèmon
afraid of ghost
Punch it
as a ghost
Henrique Carballo Aranha bites
A ghost ITS SUPAR EFECTAV
Henrique Carballo Aranha your profile picture matches this comment lol
gircakes regular Jump Kick hurts too if you miss.
"The right EVs, IVs and Eevees"
Honestly, that line always gets a giggle out of me, especially with the cute drawing of Eevee
This video was far funnier than it should have been. Lol
BlueAversion yep
BlueAversion a TO-TODILE!
Join me, and together we will make a world that's _comfy and easy to wear_
you are the youngster from gen 1 who stood outside pewter city aren't you
I knew that son of a bitch was up to no good
HAND-HANDED PHILOSOPHY!
+Silver The Riolu what about shorts version? shortant can be better then pantrip!
"Ham handed" philosophy
OH NO ITS A TINY BUSH
No, it's the villainous *Team Pants!*
4:31
Mojo Jobo NO IT WAS ME - DIO!
Creative Meme Studios so frikin relatable xD
POKEMON LOGIC
“Don’t worry.”
“You can be my *bReEdInG* *sLaVe* .”
Hah, relatable...
I don't recommend this, people don't like it when you ask them to be slaves
@@softtoast5854 chill its really just a joke
@@Sncyukithat was joking tho •_•
Relatable..... uhh... you doing ok? need the fbi?
Blink twice to show that you're ok
Pokemon Ketchup and Pokemon Mustard followed then by Pokemon Mayonnaise. After a couple of years they'll be remade into Pokemon Spicy Ketchup, Pokemon Honey Mustard, and Pokemon Chipotle Mayo
"Pokemon Mayonnaise" He literally displays Pokemon Horseradish at 2:54, so not sure why you're making the same joke, but inferior, down here...
And don't forget Pokemon Mayochup!
*sad Pokémon barbecue noises*
game freak has never released a remake of an enhanced version of pokemon
@@Hamble_Gambles Pokémon Let's Go: "Am I a joke to you?"
Instructions weren't clear enough...
Punched my boss, didn't get raise...
Got fired.
;-;
_"Got fired."_
Just use water and GET BACK IN THERE!
This is from Takeshi's challenge, isn't it?
Ringo Gunther racist. #BlackLivesMatter
(this is sarcasm don't kill me)
It's 2016... I'd get offended if nobody got offended with my comment
(Sarcasm too mate)
Just because of this I now want to punch the dark.
Fakemon Creation that's racist
lolollolmomo
Fakemon Creation it's super effective
Sam4gaming I've tried punching the dark
I want to mega punch the dark now. ;-;
*"Learn more about racism at your local library"*
Lmfao
0:41
0:40
Racism: You can’t defeat me
Martin Luther King Jr.: I know, but he can
Pokémon Sword and Shield: (adds Dark-type gym leader)
Racism: UNHOLY SCREECHING
GO PIERS!!!
Technically Nanu used Dark-types in Sun and Moon. I know he's not technically a gym leader, but I feel like it's worth saying.
Me: *is afraid of the dark*
Professor: afraid of the dark?.....PUNCH IT
Me: *goes into scary room and starts punching everything* THAT PIECE OF SH-
Yes
Dang it I can't like because I don't want to ruin the 555 likes TvT
Don’t worry it is already ruinned
why isnt fighting super effective against bug
like I'm pretty sure if I punched a caterpillar it would fucking die
The 64th Shadow can't be a martial artist if there's a bug on you.
Have you ever tried to punch a fly? That is why Bugs are resistant to Fighters.
Clockwork Kirlia actually I have, it's pretty effective rather than swatting it, as you move less air with a fist than an open palm; Not to mention, a fly is flying and thus a flying type, and fighting is not very effective against flying.
why, because not enough pokemon are weak to fighting as is?
The 64th Shadow That's a good point. Maybe all martial artists are just massive wimps about bugs?
It's been 5 years and I'm still looking forward to living in a world that is comfy and easy to wear
I want a world that is comfy and easy to wear
Sunshine The Shiny Leafeon sames
Sunshine The Shiny Leafeon+ THEY MAD FUN OF MY SHORTS, BUT WHOSE LAUGHING NOW?! AHAHAHAHA!!!!! JOIN ME, AND TOGETHER WE SHALL CREATE A WORLD THAT IS COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR, AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Sunshine The Shiny Leafeon haha
Team Pants vs. Team Shorts
Sunshine The Shiny Leafeon yay
Team Flare: Destroy the world and kill off Pokemon
Team Skull: Steal a bus stop
true
+Kitty the Corgi team pants: MEGA SCRAFTY CLEAN MY PANTS
*Kill off POKE'MON and most of humanity FOR NO FUCKING REASON.
"the world is too ugly now, the humanity ruined the earth, kill everything, and reset the world"
Every other team: Oh no....these dicks again 😐😐😐
Team Skull: lmao it's team skull again! 😂😂😂
Team pants did nothing wrong
No really
They didn't really do any thing.
Ya they did, they wore pants. It's comfy and easy to wear.
Listen there is a guy taking a nap in front of the entrance to the next town and he won't wake up until you kill team pants so really you don't have a choice unless your willing to give up your dream of finishing a Pokemon game.
no, they did. they made the world to comfey and easy to wear... (get it)
Yeah they did they pinched me
It SEAMS like they didn't. I'll see my way out.
*"Every once in a while pokémon takes a break from brutal dog fights to remind you that it's all about friendship"* Damn you didn't have to say that.
0:51 That's how mafia works.
I knew if I looked long enough j would see this shit. Bravo.
Imma make you pump like that
*professor pointers*
Grass absorbs water
If you throw a brick at a bird it will stop moving
Afraid of the dark
*punch it*
Bminecraft878playz
There's some more at the end
Minecraft in the name.. roblox picture... THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
Seems legit
It's really hard to punch a bird.
You can't be psychic if there's a bug on you.
Ice gets in cracks and does that thing where it breaks the ground, but not rocks, which are strong against ice, despite coming out of the ground...
Can't get your computer to work? Punch it!
Got the wrong flavor of Icecream? Punch it!
Can't get your boss to give you that raise? Punch it!
And if you're fighting a Shadow Pokemon.... You should turn the game off, and go play a better one.
Is there's a ghost, who are you gonna call? Another ghost.
Big scary dragon? Freeze it.
Big scary dragon? Just sprinkle glitter on it and it'll disappear.
Fairies everywhere? Just slip a drug in their drink.
Fairies are still everywhere? Throw a computer at it.
Phone lines are down? They probably got caught in an earthquake.
If you punch a snake, you'll get poisoned.
If you punch Missingno, play a Pokémon game that isn't broken to hell and backm
"OH NO IT'S A TINY BUSH!"
Such a funny line, even the German dub included it.
I LIVE for that line. I watch this video over and over again periodically just so I can hear that sung.
the way you said
“Except dark”
hit me harder than a bullet
"Now that you got your *TWIG WITH EYE BALLS* by your side it's totally safe :'D"
I choked on my food😂
Same😂
Now u got your cat, its totally safe!
Don't talk about cats like that
What were u eating
Hope your okay
"this version has all the pokemon in it."
ohh, oh no
Foreshadowing
He predicted Dexit
can we pretend that the evil boss was that kid on route 3 who first said that "shorts are comfy and easy to wear" line? because i kinda want to :)
Yes
That kid likes shorts, not pants. They are completely different! Obviously the pants guy is his father. The kid is obsessed with shorts because he rejects everything that his evil father stands for. You learn about this in an event in the remakes, Pokemon Tomato Ketchup and Pokemon Honey Mustard!
Omg yes
lmaooo yess
@@NinjaPieceLOL i would play that, sounds like any pkm game
1:08 I can't believe this man single handedly ended Nyctophobia.
I'm ready to join team pants.
Team Shirt all the way!
Jacob Gray TEAM SCARVES FOR LYFE
Jacob Gray TEAM MINISKIRT OR GTFO
Jacob Gray why can't it be Team Shorts since shorts are so comfy and easy to wear?
Becca Moyer eyy
The dark typing and fighting type make more sense in the Japanese games, where dark = evil. Evil is known to lose in a fight, y'know?
But in English it just doesn't make sense, haha.
Actually it's because black people never win ayyy lmao
MelodicDragon97 It always made sense to me because martial artists were often depicted as being able to fight even whilst blind by relying on other senses.
Yeah, but psychic's weakness to dark makes less sense in Japan. Most of psychic's weaknesses are common fears like bugs are ghosts since fear could conceivably mess with a psychic's concentration or some junk like that. In English that theme continues as a lot of people are afraid of the dark, whereas evil, as a more nebulous concept, is not such a common fear. So either way, type match ups as a whole don't make much sense.
Grins Mckenzie I never understood why Water isn't resistant to Ice. Even the coldest places on the planet, the polar ice caps, have liquid water everywhere. And I always thought Bug was weak to Poison because of pesticides being a thing, but apparently Poison does neutral damage.
Water IS resistant to ice.
0:32
Good job *Dennis* .
" *HAHA THAT'S ME* "
Naming the main character in a video game after yourself
@@sarosp9330 Apparently I've been watching too many _Pitch Meetings_ because I can't stop myself from finishing that line with 'is TIGHT.'
@@boobah5643 Wow wow wow
Samuel Spears prozd is a gift to this earth.
0:26 - Thank god for Sword/Shield, where you *can* skip it. FINALLY! Only took them, like, 20+ years to figure out how to do that.
By the way, where's the part about the game being about your road to being the Champion-Oops, wait, no, we gotta stop your journey to go talk and fight these villains that are pretty much pointless, so, yay, more time-wasting.
" Yo shout out to the best Pokemon, Alolomololamo..." lol
SuperSilver759 That just freaking killed me XDD I loved it
Alolomollolalola
ill fix it! it has no fucking evolution
Keepin' it real... 1963..
Shout out to the best pokemon cricketune keeping it real since 1912
*punches the dark* "WHAT THE FUCK MAN, IT DIDNT WORK! ITS STILL THERE!"
Well, the dark type is actually called ''Evil'' type in the original games. So it's not literally darkness but the darkness in your soooouuuuul. And that's the reason why there isn't a Dark type gym. Antagonists are the Dark type bosses :3
That doesn't explain why there have been Dark-type users in the Elite Four, though. If they can be in the Elite Four, there's no reason they can't be Gym Leaders.
Anyway, there are plenty of Dark-types that, though their Pokédex entries seem rather ominous, they are more often used by heroic/neutral sorts. Like Umbreon, or Absol.
NeoSeraphi I know, they say Dark type trainers are more like outcast people and they're a little shady or rebel. I guess it doesn't fit for a gym trainer. But then again we might see a dark type gym in later games, who knows.
I'm late to the party but tbh fuck this
There are no Dark-Type Gyms because the Gyms are like an example in their towns. It's a collection of local trainers, and since the Dark-Type is all about fighting dirty, they aren't really good examples.
The E4 are just strong trainers, almost always nothing more. That's why it doesn't matter.
There is a kahuna who uses dark, does that count?
*thinks back to Lysander from Pokémon X Y and Z* shit he’s right.
CosmicGem Games z never happened tho
EmeraldArwyn That's what I was thinking.
Well the anime got a Z season
Yeah, there was an XYZ anime. It was a continuation of XY. He was in that
(Remembers Ghetsis) Nah, sometimes they're JUST A *PIECE OF **_SHIT!_*
“Afraid of the dark? Punch it” has helped me so many times when I’m fighting, thanks
"JOIN ME, AND TOGETHER WE WILL MAKE A WORLD THAT IS EASY AND COMFY TO WEAR"
My god he's reached the top percentage of rattatas
Wrong kid
Maybe their leader is the shorty panty guy from Saphhire.
No You Can't Skip This Tutorial.
So relatable
This tutorial is miiiiinnnneee
Gamefreak:you can't skip the tutorial, you need to learn how to catch pokemon
People who played a pokemon game before(meaning 99℅ of people who play the game): are we a joke to you?
Cmon gamefreak at least make it so after going through the tutorial once you can skip it on that cartridge(think that's the correct term????) from then on
Some more professor pointers
Scared of bugs? Burn them with fire!
Birds can’t fly during hail
Having trouble with dragons? Get tinker bell!
And I can’t think any other funny professor pointers…
Born To Die World Is A Fuck
Bird bothering you throw ice cream at it
Fire dragon giving you trouble throw a cup of water at it
Computer not working burn it
Being haunted by a ghost put it in the dark
Dragon killing you throw a ice cube at it
Got poisoned give yourself a physic reading
is your ice cream is too cold, BURN IT
Wildfire burning down your house? Throw a rock at it
Got into a fight? Think your way out of it
Tinkerbell annoying you? Poison her food
Fortune teller not giving you your fortune? Put her in the dark
Is fire burning your tent? Throw sand at it!
Born To Die World Is A Fuck got struck by lightning? Dirt will fix it!
“There’s a gym for every type except dark!”
Me: *thinks about Pokémon brick bronze which had a dark type Pokémon gym*
Me:*cries*
I miss that game for real
I love how there is a comment talking about PBB lol
Erm... Did insurgance have a dark gym? I mean, in a fan game with mega Eevee and MissingNo., why not?
1:58 Best design for mega scrafty
Aaron G. Yay
psychic's weaknesses are common fears of the mind
***** i was saying bugs, ghosts and dark are common fears aganist psychic but remember the dark type is the evil type in Japan and martial artists tend to be depicted as heroic, thus the heroic fighter wining over the evil darkness
***** well I fighting resists bug too though and ghosts are intangible I mean really that should make them invincible but that would be unfair.
Maybe it's because at a bigger size a bugs exoskeleton is too tough but then again fighting types can punch through rock, ice and steel so idk maybe its a monks leave bugs alone thing?
***** ok now your just making stuff up, I think it's that a normal person won't fair well against a martial artist.
***** really normals only have a single weakness and are immune to ghosts and many of them have varied move pools to make up for not being super effective on their own. Many normal types can learn, fire, ice and electric moves
Randy Johnson true but I never liked normals.
Oh this one doesn't have the nature I was looking for, don't worry, YOU CAN BE A BREEDING SLAVE! 1:33
"No you cannot skip this tutorial"
Well that didn't age well.
Pokemon crystal.
Leon might not know up from down, but he knows when you have more than one Pokemon!
Afraid of the dark?
*Punch it*
Boss won't give you a raise?
*Punch it*
Me: Mother is mad?
*RUN AWAY!!!*
Random Izzyness you mean *PUNCH IT*
+random guy No, no, they have the right idea. Mothers are Psychic.
Paige Epler That's how they know you didn't wash your hands
Paige Epler they know what youre doing
*P U N C H I T*
Shoutout to the best Pokémon, Bidoof. Keepin' it real, since...
When did the universe begin, exactly?
Haku 10000 BC
Nobody:
My brain: bidoofenshmirtz
It's been here sense year 1
Bidoof!
0001
Team Pants is Hiding Team Rocket... Uh-... Somewhere...
is that a rocket in your pocket?
oh it's a rocket alright ;D
time to fire the thrusters!
FunDoneAnimations I think its in their pants
DerpADuh and this is why in team pants theres loads of transgender ppl c:
"You gotta buy it, cause this one has ALL the pokemon in it"
That aged well.
"Afraid of the dark? .....Ehbadeb....punch it."
I love it.
Davyd Arnold can't get your boss to give you that raise? Punch it!
"You can't be psychic if there's a bug on you!" bet giygas wished he knew that.
Well... Psychic is like mind powers right?, and you can't think straight if ur scared right? Bugs, ghost and dark are psychics weaknesses, and bugs, ghosts and the dark are like the most common fears.
It's a joke.
I apologize, I commented that before watching the full video so I didn't realize at the time that you were just quoting the vid. My bad. No Beef. Papa Bless
Tinkerbell now can kill Blue-Eyes White Dragon! Logic!
But what about Cyber Dragon? Steel AND Dragon!
"If u r afraid of the dark...punch it"
-JellyApocallapse 2017
Indian Noobs
2016
can't get your computer to work? punch it!
@@TheNightSpy no throw it into the dirt
@@userwithoutausername2021 got the wrong flavor of ice cream? punch it!
Dead guys can’t be punched, sadly.
Jello: There is a type of every gym except Dark
Sword and Shield: Allow me to introduce myself
We don't speak of the shitty games of the franchise. Shame on you
Oluf The Explorer it’s not THAT bad
It has some good Pokémon
It has a dark type gym
They expanded on regional Variants by giving them new evolutions
Snom
It brought back the jerk rival(Bede)
It has great starters
They gave gen 5 Pokémon more attention (3 gen 5 evolutionary lines having Galarian forms and giving some like garbodor a gigantamax form)
And it doesn’t force you into a “how to catch a Pokémon” tutorial
Just because it has no regional dex or it’s a bit easy,which isn’t that true it took me forever to beat Leon and the other main story battles can be tough,doesn’t mean it’s that bad of a game
“If you’re fighting a Shadow Pokemon, turn the game off and play a better one.”
I’m sorry are you insulting COLOSSEUM
Finally, someone else who acknowledges its existence
@max payne Eh, Gale of Darkness is basically a more polished Colosseum. I don't see much of a reason to play it when Gale exists. They had some great soundtracks that are criminally underrated too: ua-cam.com/video/04SDmDS97Ps/v-deo.html
Making the whole game double battles does a lot to make the combat more interesting. Still not as good as a proper party RPG, but a huge step up over single action 1v1 which has basically no interesting tactics to it.
I still love those games. I wish Nintendo would revisit Orre
The Orre games have a soft spot in my heart since Gale of Darkness was my first Pokémon game EVER.
"Pokemon is really! Its really complex! It has type match ups..and that's it..!"
>Ex Competive Pkmn player is T R I G G E R E D
It really surprises (and pleases) me that such a child-friendly game can have such deep mechanics. At the same time, a stray crit can still ruin someone's day. Or, well, championship game, depending on how unlucky you are, I guess.
Jake Stavinsky lando t. No skill involved
A pachirishu beat dragons in a tournament.
@@jonathancastillo8298 there are a million ways to kill Lando. He's fallen off. It's all about the Tapus and P.Groudon now
@@elevate07 Except the latter is banned in OU.
The Glitzville music in the background made it so much better
If you hit a bird with a rock..... it'll stop moving
If you scared of the dark.....Punch it
Hahahaha😂
Jenae- Anime Here's another Professor Pointer: trip on a rock? Punch it
i would honestly listen to a 15 minute video of professor tree spouting off professor pointers and nothing else.
Grass gets eaten by bugs,
It's easier to hit a bird with a rock than a handful of dirt,
Peter Pan could solve his fairy troubles with a knife,
How do you train your dragon? Use another dragon,
If your a normal person ghosts don't bother you, but a psychic knows they want to kill him
You've never seen someone covered in mud get struck by lightning,
Punching a fist doesn't do a whole lot but don't worry it cant hit you back any harder,
If you throw a toaster in some water you'll shock whoever is in it; but did you know you'll also hurt the water?
Somebody Anybody
Fire *can* melt steel beams
You can't poison steel because it isn't alive, but you can poison dirt and chunks of ice for some reason
Birds don't like thunderstorms
Psychics can't read your mind if you think about dark fantasies
Demonic powers beat ghosts every time
Fairies . . . kill dragons? I don't know man
If you throw an ice cube into a fire, it's gonna melt
If you drop your knife on the ground, it gets rusty and useless
And remember, if you ever run into a ghost, bite it
Shoutout to the best pokemon, Garbodor. Keeping it real, 1853
Pokemon
*Ketchup* and *Mustard*
*Greatest Creation ever.*
I want PokeMon
Dead Boi edition
Don't buy Pokémon mayonnaise... (it only has the worst Pokémon)
Pokemon *Ketchup: Lite* and *Mustard: Extra Yellow*
Plus with all new Pokemon *Horse Radish*
I relish these comments
What about.... Dead and Alive?
You need to do one of _Rick and Morty_.
Seriously. I need that in my life.
I agree strongly
If i had the money I would pay him to do that one.
TheAndrewj96 but it don't over yet
Mullet Eagle 11 Well, neither is _Adventure Time_, but he made one of that.
TheAndrewj96 true but adventure time is the same shit over and over again
“Afraid of the dark?.... punch it.”
OH NO ITS A TINY BUSH...........
i just liked my own comment....... thats how bad humanity is now.
AND I CANT CUT IT WITH A SWORD
Tu esti romanca ?
love how your character can't swim either
Ohhh noooo it's a tiny buuuuush
Jello Can you make A "Welcome to" Series Again?
He's working on Welcome to Webcomics. And then..... the series is over.
sombreromoustache It is? did he state that?
sombreromoustache wow just wow, He didnt make the Welcome to Reddit and
seen
It's Hip To Fuck Bees I follow him on tumblr and twitter. He's made statements about this.
oh, thats disappointing. i used to follow him but eh. not anymore (still subscribed though, i enjoy his Welcome To series and I'm gonna miss it).
My engine in my Steel type car isn't working should I punch it?
FUCK YEAH YOU PUNCH IT
Apply percussive maintenance to the machines until they do as instructed.
Or burn it with your lighter.
Yes, but punch it gently.
The Engine is easily startled and may defend itself with its signature attack known as "Giving you a broken hand from punching steel."
Yes!
"Evs, Ivs, And Eevees"
Cracked me up at the"eevees" part