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Not at all, Iv won many time with all in pre flop pocket 3s. You just have to make sure the blinds are low enough that it’s a crazy call for most the table. At best you rob the blinds, at worst you have one caller but the odds are in your favor if they don’t have a pair
I was on the other end of it one time. It was the first hand I played and I got pocket kings. Off the flop was deuce, deuce King. Me and the guy sitting right across from me kept check raising each other until we were all in. He had king deuce and he didn't get his fourth deuce.
It technically is how to play poker. Its a reminder that it is still gambling, and a 2% odds advantage only matters if you're going over and over and always have that 2%. 😂 you would win on average, eventually...and you don't have that in poker. Which is why poker people talk about reading the other person, because guessing their cards can tell you the odds. In theory. 😂
No its not because he only has a 2% edge against a non pocket pair that isnt suited. If hes up against suited hes a dog, and against another pair hes 18%. It was a trash play, like all of this guys videos. Hes terrible. I love watching them for fun@@FFKonoko
its actually a pretty good depiction on how to try to play poker. But obviously you also have to know whats going on on the table which he clearly didnt.
@mauer1 mate, even 10s. jjs aren't the best in that spot to shove even though it's OK to do so 35% of the time give or take. Pocket 33s can be counterfeited like 100 diffrent ways. You know there is such thing as studying poker yeh?
It's only a 3% edge if they are playing face up. You can pretty much never narrow someone's range down to AK specifically unless you have a very very good read on that person in particular
@@tylerslenk8243idk, he jammed over a 10x open with 33. there's no real justification for that play unless he really thought villain had AK specifically
@@tylerslenk8243 and what? If people see this reel as funny let em laugh, if others wanna analyze and do the numbers then let em. It doesn't matter whether the video's goal is to make people laugh, people are free to interpret however they wish to. There is always one of those like you that say this kinda stuff " bruh chill just a joke", "stop taking it so seriously", "man chill wtf". like as if we don't know. 😩
@@dennishibionada1605 its not just the rule of Vegas, its the rule for all gambling; casinos, lottery, horse races, any business where you need to spend money to potentially earn money. The saying means that in gambling, the "house" is not a charity, giving away free money, but a business, which must make a profit by rigging the game so they end with as much money as possible.
@@thepastarat Those are edges are based on people playing theoretically perfectly. Everyone in the casino is an emotionless math and game theory expert now? On top of that you have to trust that they are 100% honest at all times in every casino, wonder what the odds of that are.
@@bobcooter ??? A lot of the games don't have much strategy you can implement. roulette, craps, slot machines, all have low house edge, but still an edge. Even blackjack can only be strategized so much without counting cards which isn't allowed. On top of that, most of the money that comes in is from people who know how to play and spend more money. No one is going to drop thousands of dollars on games that need strategy like poker. Also, casinos have regulations they have to follow, especially the big ones. Not only is it illegal for them to rig odds (which you can't really do for most casino games anyway), they have no reason to. A 2% edge is all they need to make plenty of money, and any more than that is going to decrease the "winnings" of they're customers, which means less people returning. The whole idea is to make it seem like you have a decent chance of winning, and increasing the edge beyond what's necessary is going to hurt them more than help them.
Exactly, he had only 20 in the pot... only a donk would re-raise all-in to 300 expecting a coinflip chance. The innitial raiser will never fold for an extra 100,- and possibly has a higher pair which would leave just 11/12% chance to win the hand. Total donk play..
I am just seeing poker through UA-cam shorts but I think the best starting cards you can get is Jack and 10 of the same shade, it sets you up for every possible high combination from relation to straight and flush, pockets only set you up for full house in high combos
yeah, the term "The house always wins" isn't a lie. The most straight forward example of that is in roulette. You can bet on specific numbers, but you can also just bet on black or red. Which might be thought of as 50/50, but there's 2 green spots too 0 and 00, which tips those odds so that even if you bet on the safest option, you're still going to lose more than half the time.
jamming here if he likes to pop big with AK is a decent play, but really only if at least 1 of 2 conditions are met imo. 1 he has to actually have the ability to fold a small percentage of the time or 2 you need to have a bankroll that can withstand those types of swings. (think 100x the buyin minimum)
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You need AK, bahaha
Convenient that you don't include slots! Way over 2% on slots.
"HOLY SH!T..THAT'S BAD 😂. " No truer words have ever been spoken at the table.
Bout the worst thing he could have seen for a king ace, lol full house
@@lordvader3279 Most definitely!
@technofilms7822 Oh yeah. Terrible as it gets. 😮
his stupid math suck too.....vegas gets 98% odds in all games. Thats why in the end, they always win.
@@ultimatedouchebag6760buddy you need to recheck that fact
“Every time” also translates to “I just sat down at that table and that was his last hand.”
Or you know, not even that...
100%
It's about making the right decision not the wins and losses stay thirsty my friends
I shall stay thirsty
Maybe don't gamble then?
@@chrisgerber4989 I’m assuming you’ve never studied poker so I’m not gonna make fun of you
@@chrisgerber4989 are u ready for this: my main income source is poker🤯
Dummy .😂
This is actually a really good way to explain why putting people on a RANGE of hands is crucial.
he put him on a range of exactly 1 hand
a range of 1 hand is still a range of hands
It’s also a really good way to explain why pocket threes is garbage against a wet board 😂
@@supercrafter7586
By definition, 1 hand is not a range.
@@trentmckenzie343 yeah, that's any pair, but they went all in pre, so the board didn't mean shit to the 3s.
Going all-in preflop with a pair of 3 is nuts 😂
Not always..this time it was
Not at all, Iv won many time with all in pre flop pocket 3s. You just have to make sure the blinds are low enough that it’s a crazy call for most the table. At best you rob the blinds, at worst you have one caller but the odds are in your favor if they don’t have a pair
@@FlickSh0ttand if you're lucky, maybe you get to build a tower in Vegas after ☺️
@@FlickSh0tt you got some very questionable logic. 😂
But going all in with AK is fine, right?
Guess again. Any pair is better than AK.
Remember: every gambler quits before their biggest win
😂😂😂😂
Because they’ve gone broke
Reminds me of a quote: ”Alcoholist in heart, but sober in wallet.”
Every time I see Vanessa Selbts I was wondering if she’s the one who wears the strap on
@@stevescontriano860I have no idea where that came from but yes. Yes she is. I've confirmed it by subscribing to her fans page. 😜
I laughed so hard!!! 😂😂nothing more real than this! convince yourself that you have the best hand and this happens every time 😢😂😂😂
Hahahaha 😂😂 totally!
I'm a passive tight player and love reality checking people 😈
Snap shoving 3s is CRAZY
Big balls
Dreamer playstyle
I mean the shove was only 50% more than the raise he was playing with a really shallow stack. Still a terrible play.
He just had 15bb bro, that's nothing
@@connorcrump3825 makes it even worse because he has 0 fold equity here
Good video, people really only show off wins but that build up to the river was amazing
😂😂😂 Honestly, we've all been there when we "knew" we had the better hand, only to find out we were so wrong. We can't all be Negreanu with our reads.
I was on the other end of it one time. It was the first hand I played and I got pocket kings. Off the flop was deuce, deuce King. Me and the guy sitting right across from me kept check raising each other until we were all in. He had king deuce and he didn't get his fourth deuce.
Keep playing my friend. I like your style and sense of humor!
Good luck!
Ladies and gentlemen, this is a tutorial to show everyone how not to play poker.
This CHANNEL is a perfect tutorial. Dudes a fucking donkey making garbage plays all the time its hilarious.
It technically is how to play poker.
Its a reminder that it is still gambling, and a 2% odds advantage only matters if you're going over and over and always have that 2%. 😂 you would win on average, eventually...and you don't have that in poker.
Which is why poker people talk about reading the other person, because guessing their cards can tell you the odds. In theory. 😂
No its not because he only has a 2% edge against a non pocket pair that isnt suited. If hes up against suited hes a dog, and against another pair hes 18%.
It was a trash play, like all of this guys videos. Hes terrible. I love watching them for fun@@FFKonoko
its actually a pretty good depiction on how to try to play poker.
But obviously you also have to know whats going on on the table which he clearly didnt.
@mauer1 mate, even 10s. jjs aren't the best in that spot to shove even though it's OK to do so 35% of the time give or take. Pocket 33s can be counterfeited like 100 diffrent ways. You know there is such thing as studying poker yeh?
Ends with curb your enthusiasm music, AWESOME 😂😂
It's only a 3% edge if they are playing face up. You can pretty much never narrow someone's range down to AK specifically unless you have a very very good read on that person in particular
Thanks Einstein. Its supposed to be a funny video
@@tylerslenk8243idk, he jammed over a 10x open with 33. there's no real justification for that play unless he really thought villain had AK specifically
@@tylerslenk8243 and what? If people see this reel as funny let em laugh, if others wanna analyze and do the numbers then let em. It doesn't matter whether the video's goal is to make people laugh, people are free to interpret however they wish to. There is always one of those like you that say this kinda stuff " bruh chill just a joke", "stop taking it so seriously", "man chill wtf". like as if we don't know. 😩
@@estoyaqui257 you're the one who typed a paragraph.... I stopped reading halfway through.
you cant narrow a shove down to AK even with a soul read.
Your a real one for still posting this tho a true King
"with this pair, i shall win this!!!"
The two kings, the jack and the ace: 🗿
Didn't even need it
I love this channel i was watching it for like 2 and a half hours i just kept watching
"I got spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle
As I go ridin' merrily along."
War never changes.
Yo only poker content that has me laughing my ass of 😂
Yessss love to hear it 😂
The secret they don't want you to know is the house always wins
This place is not vegas this is hawaiian garden casino in Carson norwalk 😅
@@dennishibionada1605 its not just the rule of Vegas, its the rule for all gambling; casinos, lottery, horse races, any business where you need to spend money to potentially earn money. The saying means that in gambling, the "house" is not a charity, giving away free money, but a business, which must make a profit by rigging the game so they end with as much money as possible.
Hahahahaha this made me laugh so hard! Love The Jim Lahey clip too.
You should think in ranges of hands of your opponents, not 1 specific hand.
"Ho...ly shit, thats bad" all the wind gone from his sails 😂😂😂😂 i am literally crying
I wanna take this time to personally invite you to every table I sit at for the rest of my life
I guess this totally went over your head😂😂😂
This is one of the funniest poker shorts ever!
"Here's some bullshit Vegas casinos expect you to believe."
Nah, its true, 2-4%.
The thing is, it's 2-4% on an infinite number of rounds.
lol what? they don't just make up those percentages lmao, it's just how the games statistically work.
@@thepastarat Those are edges are based on people playing theoretically perfectly. Everyone in the casino is an emotionless math and game theory expert now? On top of that you have to trust that they are 100% honest at all times in every casino, wonder what the odds of that are.
@@bobcooter ??? A lot of the games don't have much strategy you can implement. roulette, craps, slot machines, all have low house edge, but still an edge. Even blackjack can only be strategized so much without counting cards which isn't allowed. On top of that, most of the money that comes in is from people who know how to play and spend more money. No one is going to drop thousands of dollars on games that need strategy like poker.
Also, casinos have regulations they have to follow, especially the big ones. Not only is it illegal for them to rig odds (which you can't really do for most casino games anyway), they have no reason to. A 2% edge is all they need to make plenty of money, and any more than that is going to decrease the "winnings" of they're customers, which means less people returning.
The whole idea is to make it seem like you have a decent chance of winning, and increasing the edge beyond what's necessary is going to hurt them more than help them.
@@Steven-mk4gg vegas wasn't built on a "2% edge"
it was built on bootlegger and racketeering money
I haven't laughed that hard in awhile!
This that logic that gets you into trouble. Casinos have basically endless money. You and I don’t 😂😂
Bro that hand literally went to every possible end of the spectrum 😂
If the guy next to me on a 20$ table throws 200 I'm out. He's trying to push people off the hand and I'd let him.
Exactly, he had only 20 in the pot... only a donk would re-raise all-in to 300 expecting a coinflip chance. The innitial raiser will never fold for an extra 100,- and possibly has a higher pair which would leave just 11/12% chance to win the hand. Total donk play..
Unless I have aces
lmfao. you need to do more of this content. made my day. thank man. LOL
I think its a good thing you post losses as well to not create an image of only winnings
LOL. Epic video. Had me in first half
At least he is honest, you don't always win
Lol so relatable justification here 😅
Keep going all in with pocket 3’s. See you at the tables.
You had me so hyped😂
-640$ but a great video to start my day, thanks for the laugh.
Love the honesty😂
Outplayed and destroyed ... Himself
I watch a lot of these types of poker videos but this one's unique and funny!
see? poker is easy
Totally 😂
@@BrantzenPokernext time just say "Hit me! Hit me!"
That was the best twist I've seen in a long time. Very funny
I have no fucking clue how to play this game (I don’t even know what it’s called) but it is entertaining for some reason!😂
Texas Hold 'Em. Poker.
😂😂😂 glad you found it entertaining
Bro same, I didn't even know what is was before reading this section 😂
😂😂😂 I was going to say 😂😂😂 That all in was way too fast
The trick to winning, is not to gamble. You don't lose money you don't gamble.
This is too funny man. Did not expect that.
This was too funny!! 🤣🤣
This is hilarious and informative thank you
😂😂 I believed in the beginning
Was not expecting that 😂😂😂
Funniest poker short ever. Thanks for the laugh!
Man this guy's voice just makes it so much better lol
i have absolutely no idea how poker works but i still watch these videos to the end
Buddy adapted💀💀 “im a number guys“ ahh clip
You got me on the first half, not gonna lie 😅
Awesome and honest vlog .. u got 1 more sub
Had us in the first half 😂😂
Bingo players pay up. Please pay up 😂
- Thin Shady Lmaoo
The Lahey clip🤣
Well at least he’s honest.
The game of Poker and all its strategies and nuances will continue to confound me for the rest of my life.
This got me so hyped at first 😂
I am just seeing poker through UA-cam shorts but I think the best starting cards you can get is Jack and 10 of the same shade, it sets you up for every possible high combination from relation to straight and flush, pockets only set you up for full house in high combos
"Have a nice day" then proceeds to do the walk of shame to his car to go home 😂😂😂
Rip 🤣 i also said the same thing on the end 🤣
broooooo. the slow pull from the dealer onto your cards at the end lmao
I dont even play poker but i felt you're regret when, a king appeared on the board
i know nothing about poker but this is still entertaining
All that hype up for that ending 😂
Bro has mastered the arts of gambling
i prefer better than a 3% edge
I'm starting to like this page 😅😅😅
You done fxxxed up A-A-ron!!!
Bro you’re at the Gardens talking like you’re in Vegas 😂😂
Dayumn. That's a tough break buddy.
i agree with play the opponent, not the cards but going all in on that is wild
This video is hilarious 😂😂, ty
2% edge only works when you get to be part of thousands of bets. and when you actually have a 2% edge
"HOLY SHIT... THATS BAD"
Me: Bro that's an understatement 💀
Bro has a pair and three of a kind
ehhh what
i love this video so much
He was probably pissed when that board came out 🤣
This is where an appreciation of the law of large numbers is helpful
A 2% edge only works when you apply the central limit theorem, playing thousands of games with the same edge per day.
Good way to explain it😂😂😂
Bro went in against a full house 😭😭😭
This is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂
I think the Curb music was well used. Larry would probably think like this too.
This was actually funny.
yeah, the term "The house always wins" isn't a lie. The most straight forward example of that is in roulette. You can bet on specific numbers, but you can also just bet on black or red. Which might be thought of as 50/50, but there's 2 green spots too 0 and 00, which tips those odds so that even if you bet on the safest option, you're still going to lose more than half the time.
Bruh. This is why you never go all in at the beginning. XD
Love the video
You forgot to account for the Law of Big Numbers.
When he start with the "2% vegas" i knew it was gonna be good
I’m glad this ended truthfully
jamming here if he likes to pop big with AK is a decent play, but really only if at least 1 of 2 conditions are met imo. 1 he has to actually have the ability to fold a small percentage of the time or 2 you need to have a bankroll that can withstand those types of swings. (think 100x the buyin minimum)
Pair three and you go all in. Me with pair of 4,5,6,7,8,9,10’s shaking my head in disbelief
Congrats you just got hustled 😂