So Much News, So Little Time: Trump Cries Audit & The Dems Get Lost in Translation | The Daily Show

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  • @dantecrailman8861
    @dantecrailman8861 5 років тому +1996

    For the record, you can still release your tax returns even if you're being audited.

    • @ricbradley5323
      @ricbradley5323 5 років тому +57

      You can't if you don't want to though lol .

    • @thejuannonly4840
      @thejuannonly4840 5 років тому +14

      And by law you don't have to

    • @jerseygirlinvermont
      @jerseygirlinvermont 5 років тому +64

      Yes, but his base will buy the fact that he cannot.

    • @nhagan001
      @nhagan001 5 років тому +79

      @@ricbradley5323 I mean, yeah... doesn't make me less suspicious if I am unwillingly to cooperate on a little issue as Tax Returns...
      I mean, if he doesn't want to release them STILL, AFTER ALL THIS TIME....
      There must be a hell of a reason not to... wouldn't you say?

    • @TooBadThatDidntKillMe
      @TooBadThatDidntKillMe 5 років тому +38

      Spanky doesn't want the public to see his tax returns because it'll make his mushroom dick shrink. There might even be proof of criminal activity.

  • @ShabyHA
    @ShabyHA 5 років тому +416

    He's the only person who's taxes have been under review for like 20 years 🙄🙄

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 років тому +19

      His brain is also under audit, it seems.

    • @mhansond2011
      @mhansond2011 5 років тому +12

      *whose

    • @korenn9381
      @korenn9381 5 років тому +9

      There was a statement from the IRS a couple of years ago now that he is indeed under audit every year now, but that those audits take about two weeks (iirc). So the 50 other weeks of the year he's just lying as usual.

    • @blackmermaid1
      @blackmermaid1 5 років тому +3

      Soheeb Hassan he is definitely hiding something

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr 5 років тому +3

      I've been audited before. The IRS tells you to bring in your proof, you do, and then they deny you. Done in 60 days.

  • @Boskibro
    @Boskibro 5 років тому +317

    I'm so sick of trump, when is he going to stroke out from the stress?

    • @OB17358
      @OB17358 5 років тому +24

      Jesse A the only stress he has is early awakening with a need to pee. Thus all those tweets.

    • @cutback443
      @cutback443 5 років тому +6

      lol seriously

    • @mrswampgass2186
      @mrswampgass2186 5 років тому +14

      Some one get him more fast food

    • @5pctLowBattery
      @5pctLowBattery 5 років тому +9

      His goal with all the daily chaos is for Us to stress and have a stroke. 🤕

    • @danpfi7850
      @danpfi7850 5 років тому +6

      Stres? He eats fast food and watches TV...

  • @d.s.2636
    @d.s.2636 5 років тому +180

    Gosh... I can't believe he said "oranges" instead of "origins"... How can all of this even be real? 🙈

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 5 років тому +13

      it's probably finally filtered in that the outside world refers to him as that Orange Bad Man, and it's stuck in his head, it's eating at him. he can't figure out WHY the World calls him Orange bad man.....can't find the oringe of the epithet

    • @adambussert6298
      @adambussert6298 5 років тому +2

      Speech impairment from drug use? Could be prescribed pharmaceutical medication. At his age most normal people are on some sorta medication. He’s not being true full , about his health as he doesn’t tell the truth about anything else. Speech slurring.

    • @logic7753
      @logic7753 5 років тому +4

      It's probably a matrix glitch.

    • @jokuvaan5175
      @jokuvaan5175 5 років тому +9

      Signs of dementia?

    • @paulettemorgan9959
      @paulettemorgan9959 5 років тому

      SAD!

  • @TheLofren
    @TheLofren 5 років тому +259

    I am spanish, the mistakes are not as terrible
    "en el rio missisipi" can mean both in the river or around or close or on, in casual conversation it's not a big mistake as it is to say in instead of on.
    "gastado su vida" could sound better as "pasado su vida" but gastado also means spent and while it does have a slightly negative connotation, it would be worse if they said "tirado" which actually means wasted or thrown away.

    • @pg9193
      @pg9193 5 років тому +21

      it's way worse when they forget to put the accents on the N in "años" because then they're saying... well...

    • @86abruzzo
      @86abruzzo 5 років тому +7

      'Gastado' is mainly used in negative content... Te gastaste mi dinero, no gastes tu tiempo, gastaste tu talento, me desgaste...
      So they are correct in poking fun of the sentence

    • @MariaMartinez-researcher
      @MariaMartinez-researcher 5 років тому +13

      @@86abruzzo But it is used with a somewhat dramatic sense of "used until is nothing left," like religious people who use their lives helping others, not "wasting" them, which would be "desperdiciar."

    • @MariaMartinez-researcher
      @MariaMartinez-researcher 5 років тому +31

      I agree. Chilean here. (Writing in English for the sake of the English-speaking people). I think the worst translations were the ones Fox did, like translating "gastar" (to spend, to use) as "to waste," which should be originally "desperdiciar." Fox knows even less Spanish that the ones they were criticizing. How surprising.

    • @marisolreina7648
      @marisolreina7648 5 років тому +15

      right?! Guatemalan here. I've read the texts and mostly they're not that terrible at conveying the point ("gastado" was maybe funny rather than insulting as the article suggested!). So many variants of Spanish in Latin America, it was clear the publisher wanted badly to be offended. I wonder who was the picky proof reader that poured over their websites to find these "horrifying mistakes"! I've heard worse from native speakers...

  • @brockalbert5111
    @brockalbert5111 5 років тому +85

    Trump keeps talking about the complexity of his taxes, as if they're too complicated for him to release them quickly.
    But Congress isn't asking Trump to release them, they're asking the IRS. There's nothing "complex" about getting them straight from the IRS.

    • @cristinasanchez6063
      @cristinasanchez6063 5 років тому +2

      I want to learn how to fuck over the system just like the 45TH

    • @Cyiel568
      @Cyiel568 5 років тому +2

      He "need to go on his tiny legs" to give his tax return... the "complexity" of "walking" you know. What a pitty.

  • @raezzordaze8021
    @raezzordaze8021 5 років тому +353

    Don't be a covfefe, ah?
    Gonna use that the next time I get pulled over.

    • @joidixon76
      @joidixon76 5 років тому +2

      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @dubu12
      @dubu12 5 років тому +3

      Might sound stupid but whatss a covfefe

    • @joidixon76
      @joidixon76 5 років тому +3

      @@dubu12 It's a typo in one of Trump's tweets.

  • @hwego
    @hwego 5 років тому +458

    I bet this "billionaire" paid less in taxes than me.

    • @aubrewa4739
      @aubrewa4739 5 років тому +8

      Hugo you’re probably right.

    • @thedon.32
      @thedon.32 5 років тому +10

      Probably not true simply because of the amount of money the cunt has but I’m pretty sure he definitely underpaid what he’s supposed to but it’s possible he didn’t pay any with his corrupt ass.

    • @MojoPenguin
      @MojoPenguin 5 років тому

      I’m sure he did. And probably even less than Google imagine lol

    • @patdeen6648
      @patdeen6648 5 років тому +7

      "Thats because I'm smart." That was his reply in the presidential debate when Hillary accused him of dodging taxes.

    • @ericplumhoff9208
      @ericplumhoff9208 5 років тому +6

      @@thedon.32 He admitted to underpaying in television and said that cheating on his taxes was an indication of how smart he was.

  • @marquisdelafayette1929
    @marquisdelafayette1929 5 років тому +626

    Trevor must have picked up his newfound rapping skills from being Jay-Zs bodyguard

    • @girletherial
      @girletherial 5 років тому +22

      Wish I could give this 10 likes! That Between the Scenes rocked. Or, I guess I should say rapped. 😉

    • @toneyingram732
      @toneyingram732 5 років тому +2

      Probably did you got yours from racist Trump

    • @publiclyapplied394
      @publiclyapplied394 5 років тому +3

      Im listening to this video at 1,5x speed. It does sounds like he got some tip from Jay-Z

    • @Gaeilgeoir
      @Gaeilgeoir 5 років тому +3

      Try watching other videos of his, like the one Behind The Scenes vids where he's chatting with a French audience member. That was a while ago and he raps in that. 🤔😏

    • @LoneStarr1979
      @LoneStarr1979 5 років тому +4

      I would not exactly call his rapping skills new:
      @ Comeys Senate hearing: ua-cam.com/video/L2MTvBUvtiE/v-deo.html (~2 Years ago) (warning: loud outro)
      @ HipHop censorship: ua-cam.com/video/NCE9-0H5HRQ/v-deo.html (>4 years ago) (still rap trainee?)
      The first is among my favourite Trevor moments/scenes

  • @TheArtisanGeek
    @TheArtisanGeek 5 років тому +137

    Unrelated to the topics, but I could listen to Trevor ON REPEAT! Such a witty, talented and intelligent man 😎😎

    • @brockalbert5111
      @brockalbert5111 5 років тому +1

      I miss Jon Stewart.

    • @emerickdeneb9621
      @emerickdeneb9621 5 років тому +2

      I love how funny and serious he can be at the same time... Sexy too 😍

    • @msducks7912
      @msducks7912 5 років тому +1

      Trevor is clever and funny and smart and I love the "between the scenes" stuff. But I feel his timing is slightly off these days, like he laughs at his own jokes before he has finished the punchlines and some of the jokes are more snarky than funny. I can't really put my finger on it but it feels forced. The Biden joke was lame, for example.
      It has to be hard to find the humor in trump and his ignorance these days because it's just not funny anymore. Just painful.

  • @wild-radio7373
    @wild-radio7373 5 років тому +15

    ***Thank you Trevor, for not being evil*** WHO'S WITH ME?!?!

  • @vipul8257
    @vipul8257 5 років тому +77

    *Take a look at the oranges ...oranges of the investigation*
    - The orange man

  • @larryrussell3105
    @larryrussell3105 5 років тому +19

    Trevor you are a genius- by speaking truth to power and making it funny

  • @AzziesPersonalRecordings
    @AzziesPersonalRecordings 5 років тому +250

    How do I announce my cat's candidacy for president in 2020?

    • @smilingdog4067
      @smilingdog4067 5 років тому +8

      With catnip and a scratching post....and a dead bird.

    • @fisherking7798
      @fisherking7798 5 років тому +22

      Chairman Meow 2020 🙌🙌🙌

    • @plaidpanda
      @plaidpanda 5 років тому +1

      Make him a write-in candidate.

    • @v.958
      @v.958 5 років тому +3

      Azmaria Dei Post ooooo looks like you just did

    • @tahiramehmet7163
      @tahiramehmet7163 5 років тому +11

      I haven't met your cat, but I already have more pride and faith in it being president than I do trump. you've got my vote!

  • @JoshuaOtusanya
    @JoshuaOtusanya 5 років тому +34

    I’m just out here tryna not get touched by Joe Biden.
    -Josh Otusanya

  • @MaddyBlu9724
    @MaddyBlu9724 5 років тому +113

    Tim Ryan is pretty late getting into the race. I don't see him managing to stand out among all the other candidates.

    • @bjflinn1
      @bjflinn1 5 років тому +11

      I'm an Ohioian that votes democrat and I have no clue who he is...no clue why he decided to take this step now

    • @vertsang5424
      @vertsang5424 5 років тому

      So? All the better, he could a hidden gem

    • @sarbotheparrot4052
      @sarbotheparrot4052 5 років тому +1

      D-OH!

    • @timothyamaraobrien
      @timothyamaraobrien 5 років тому +3

      Why would anyone bother at this point? He's basically a career politician. They all are, except for Beto O'Rourke, who is that grandstanding nobody, and Pete Buttigieg. He is so different from the rest. He is a sane transformational candidate. I'm a baby boomer and I'm so delighted that there's finally a millennial candidate.

    • @albertelnen9144
      @albertelnen9144 5 років тому

      And yet he's still a better choice than Trump.

  • @nataliawilliams5365
    @nataliawilliams5365 5 років тому +142

    That Trump has got to go learn to speak English... 😂😂😂

    • @corbeau-_-
      @corbeau-_- 5 років тому +1

      he was much better at it in the past. Had bigger words as well. He's just getting old and senile... Lessons not gonna help him -.-

    • @shontaefranklin5610
      @shontaefranklin5610 5 років тому +1

      You are beautiful, What is you orange, orange, you know your orange, dang you know your beginning?

    • @nataliawilliams5365
      @nataliawilliams5365 5 років тому

      @@corbeau-_- America has a way with senile presidents then ?

    • @puti2147
      @puti2147 5 років тому

      Natalia - Too Late for that He is all U got.

  • @frostwolf159
    @frostwolf159 5 років тому +78

    Remember when the news was barely worth watching? Feels like forever ago...

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 5 років тому +8

      I remember when we used to laugh about airplane food and people that don't pick up their dogs' poop. but now, well, you know.

    • @fisherking7798
      @fisherking7798 5 років тому +7

      Trumplethinskin has made American politics into the best sitcom ever

    • @just1desi
      @just1desi 5 років тому

      3 years ago yup

    • @rockboi91
      @rockboi91 5 років тому +2

      Pepperidge Farm remembers...

    • @swanpride
      @swanpride 5 років тому

      I suspect that if the American people had watched the (serious) news more, it wouldn't be in its current fix....

  • @Vinnafetish
    @Vinnafetish 5 років тому +65

    I'll believe it when it happens...if it doesn't happen he is not serving(globally embarrassing the country) for a second term.

    • @dsugioaga
      @dsugioaga 5 років тому +9

      I hope you're right - but I wouldn't put it past this country to re-elect a moron. It happened before.

    • @Vinnafetish
      @Vinnafetish 5 років тому

      @@dsugioaga I hope I'm right too if not I'm already packed for Thailand...you're welcome to come. Lol

    • @Vinnafetish
      @Vinnafetish 5 років тому

      @TooMuchDramaInTheMilkyWay Galaxy you're right there's nothing more worse than a moron then a lazy moron... some of the people that voted for him that are morons I could at least say they are proactive.

    • @JoshuaOtusanya
      @JoshuaOtusanya 5 років тому +1

      Nae West Thailand? What about Nigeria

    • @Vinnafetish
      @Vinnafetish 5 років тому +1

      @@JoshuaOtusanya I would like to come there too...its on the list of beautiful countries I'll visit 🙂

  • @dasstigma
    @dasstigma 5 років тому +20

    "My daughters friends dad has to move, so I run for President."
    Seems legit.

  • @leilani-chan8809
    @leilani-chan8809 5 років тому +90

    The oranges of America starts with the orange pr3sident of 2016

  • @DeSardet46
    @DeSardet46 5 років тому +14

    Both of those examples still make total sense in spanish by the way. "Gastado" isn't the right word for sure, but within context any spanish speaker would know what they mean by that. Fox is being pedantic.

  • @janoriegam
    @janoriegam 5 років тому +31

    We Got Him! *presses huge red button*

  • @ricbradley5323
    @ricbradley5323 5 років тому +17

    That's one hell of an audit. Wow. It could take forever

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 5 років тому +13

    "...the oranges of the investigation..."
    I have no idea what he's talking about, but I get the impression, neither does he.

  • @windmillcancersurvivorwind6746
    @windmillcancersurvivorwind6746 5 років тому +19

    Lock him up

  • @tomanderson6545
    @tomanderson6545 5 років тому +169

    *Ain't nobody got time for Twittler In Chief*

    • @coragoss1498
      @coragoss1498 5 років тому

      😂😂😂

    • @mscloudherder329
      @mscloudherder329 5 років тому +2

      Jonathan Taylor There are people working on it, and they get paid to do this sort of thing .... what would you like us to do, move to D.C. and stand in front of the White House and flip Trump off 🖕🏼🖕🏻?

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 років тому +1

      Now I hear Trump's tweets in Stephen Colbert's voice.

    • @donnabenson6900
      @donnabenson6900 5 років тому

      You mean the clitter Chief he's such a bitch!

  • @RIXRADvidz
    @RIXRADvidz 5 років тому +36

    all our lives we're taught the Devil is Red. no he's not. the Devil is Orange.
    oringe orange badman

    • @debrataylor3539
      @debrataylor3539 5 років тому

      RIXRADvidz t rump is the anti Christ dump t rump 20 20

    • @brianh6773
      @brianh6773 5 років тому +1

      No such thing as the supernatural. Trump is just a giant piece of shit and a worthless excuse for a human being.

    • @karmencummings5463
      @karmencummings5463 5 років тому

      LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @sarbotheparrot4052
      @sarbotheparrot4052 5 років тому +1

      Satan is way better than trump. At least Satan is doing god’s work

  • @johnnywatts8517
    @johnnywatts8517 5 років тому +69

    He spends so much time at Mar A Lago that any word he can't pronounce he substitutes it with oranges.

    • @kangkeunrhee3503
      @kangkeunrhee3503 5 років тому

      I love this.

    • @markwilliams2620
      @markwilliams2620 5 років тому +2

      Unfortunately, due to citrus greening (imported virus from China) their aren't oranges around Mar-a-Lago anymore.

    • @eduardgherasim2896
      @eduardgherasim2896 5 років тому

      Also he managed to bring black unemployment rate to the lowest in history... While Obama did SHIT for you.. and yet Trump is the racist. Damn you liberals are brain dead

    • @vyperspit
      @vyperspit 5 років тому

      Eduard Gherasim Actually, the unemployment rates for both black and white Americans decreased during Obama’s presidency. The rate of job opportunities were already high before Trump was elected. You’d have to be brain dead to believe a guy who is claiming credit for something that he isn’t responsible for.

  • @saxyrep1
    @saxyrep1 5 років тому +5

    In a nigerian accent : "Oh come on, don't be a covfefe, huh !" Dead ! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @988Joey
    @988Joey 5 років тому +7

    "Gastado" does not mean waste. It means spent. It's not used correctly, sure, theword there should of been "pasado" or "dedicado. "

  • @shotjohnny
    @shotjohnny 5 років тому +6

    Soooo... if they asked the IRS, who cares if Trump still refuses to release his taxes. The IRS has copies; they could just subpoena the pertaining records.

  • @JustMe-vk4fn
    @JustMe-vk4fn 5 років тому +7

    Impeachment/25th Amendment/Mueller Report/New York State/IRS. I don't care HOW they get him out of office - just get him out.

  • @JumperWC
    @JumperWC 5 років тому +1

    Trevor Noah, I have been a long time fan of yours for the past several years, and I just have to say, I think the work your doing is so incredibly important for the country. Spreading your message to people all across America in a time so full of turmoil and racism and with the rise of white supremacy, I feel like your show has had such a positive impact on many people. Being able to see your show every week brings a little sanity in these crazy times. All I can say is god bless you Trevor Noah!!!

  • @bisdead
    @bisdead 5 років тому +36

    "WE BELIEEEVVEE" lmao

  • @rhandley1
    @rhandley1 5 років тому

    I was there in the audience for this show. Still haven't met you yet Trevor, but it was great to be there. Maybe when you come to Chicago I'll get to meet you. You are hilarious, handsome and incredibly intelligent.

  • @liberator6
    @liberator6 5 років тому +7

    "Origins" is clearly a brand new vocabulary word for the President, and he's already forgotten how to pronounce it. Genius. A very stable genius.

  • @BruceAlmighty1974
    @BruceAlmighty1974 5 років тому +1

    "Don't be a covfefe" will be my new line. Thanks, Trevor!!

  • @BuildingCenter
    @BuildingCenter 5 років тому +10

    From the way he "play raps," I bet Trevor got bars.
    Like, a tremendazillion.

  • @AS-vp4kq
    @AS-vp4kq 5 років тому +34

    Even the Mayor of my city is running for president...Wayne Messam

  • @stevesoo8484
    @stevesoo8484 5 років тому +3

    Assasin's Creed Oranges.
    The hits just keep on coming bigly.

  • @thesithsaiyan4864
    @thesithsaiyan4864 5 років тому +18

    The 2020 election is like the smash ultimate of elections and by that I mean “everyone is here”

    • @lexruptor
      @lexruptor 5 років тому

      This.

    • @lyndiss.2017
      @lyndiss.2017 5 років тому +1

      "My daughter's best friend's father *HAS JOINED THE FIGHT!!!!* "

    • @Sh4dowgale
      @Sh4dowgale 5 років тому

      SERGEANT CROSS HAS JOINED THE BATTLE

    • @ErLeuchten
      @ErLeuchten 5 років тому

      i pick Pikachu, you can have tier 2+ champs XD

  • @mrkingdon9552
    @mrkingdon9552 5 років тому +6

    4:31 did someone in the audience just yell out Trevor!!! 😂

  • @jasperatighe5967
    @jasperatighe5967 5 років тому

    Hahahahqhahaha. Trevor that last part got me. Cofeve 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

  • @Luhgooey
    @Luhgooey 5 років тому +7

    They probably ran the text through google translate and called it a day. Spent = gastado = wasted

  • @two-face1041
    @two-face1041 5 років тому

    Spitting fire there are you Trever

  • @HarmonyandHope7
    @HarmonyandHope7 5 років тому +19

    If he gets impeached (which I doubt), that means we get Mike Pence?😩🧐😤😭

    • @debrataylor3539
      @debrataylor3539 5 років тому

      Hope pence is worse t rump dump t rump 2020

    • @mariahchoi8139
      @mariahchoi8139 5 років тому +1

      Goosebumps

    • @uniquelyunique1
      @uniquelyunique1 5 років тому +3

      Exactly! People don't realize he's worse than #45. Which is why they chose him to be #45 VP cause they knew. 😏

    • @mariahchoi8139
      @mariahchoi8139 5 років тому +3

      That's a great strategy for presidents. ..choose the worst person to be your vice president and your presidency will be secured

    • @bibianaguadalupeislasherre9880
      @bibianaguadalupeislasherre9880 5 років тому

      What happens if the vice president is also impeached?

  • @princessbuttercup8954
    @princessbuttercup8954 5 років тому

    We need a lot to choose from. I'm glad so many are in.

  • @darxed
    @darxed 5 років тому +5

    Ok, so Spanish is my first language. In Spanish, "en" can be used for a lot of things, "in", "on", "around", "near". All valid. Maybe not the most proper way to say it but still perfectly fine. "Gastado" does not translate to "wasted", It translates to "spent". "wasted" would be "malgastado" or badly spent. Honestly It looks like Fox News was the one that just copy pasted the Spanish text onto google translate instead of, you know, searching for someone that actually knows the language. Of course, maybe asking Fox News to know someone that speaks Spanish is a little too much.

    • @damp2269
      @damp2269 5 років тому

      around would be alrededor, near is cerca. "at" can also be translated and "en" e.g: "i'm at the pool"

  • @bentleybrewster3374
    @bentleybrewster3374 5 років тому

    I swear, no matter how down I am, to be at work, or in a horrible mood I could be after dealing with those a-hole bad drivers, I can always, always depend on Trevor Noah to not only elicit a laugh but put me in a good mood to start my day. I also get my news from him and whatever i don't understand he explains it to me. Love this guy!!!❤

  • @erickm119
    @erickm119 5 років тому +10

    "Gastado" doesn't mean wasted, it means "spent" as in monetary value but it can also be used as in time but depends on how you use it and it this case it should've been "dedicado" meaning spent instead as in time wise.

    • @elg6197
      @elg6197 5 років тому

      Althought everything you said was correct, Gastado can actually mean wasted in some context, in some derogatory verb context, like "acabé de gastar mi paciencia en esta basura". Plus dedicado means dedicated not spent. So thought it is used timewise, it could also be used for actions. "me dediqué tiempo y sudor en este trabajo". but you are right that the right word should had been "dedicado" instead of "gastado". But because dedicado is positive to the sentence, while "gastado" gives a negative connotation.

    • @fisherking7798
      @fisherking7798 5 років тому

      Look at that I actually learned something from a youtube comment.
      But I do know that Spanish is a complex language and things have different meanings in different regions as our king learned the hard way, he gave a speech in Mexico and said something very dirty and his wife is a native Spanish speaker from Argentina and even she didn't know this

    • @christelheadington1136
      @christelheadington1136 5 років тому

      @@fisherking7798 -I once, on Halloween, tried to joke with my Puerto Rican neighbors.Using a Spanish/English dictionary to say "Trick or Treat", got a good laugh from them.(think it came out dirty).

    • @fisherking7798
      @fisherking7798 5 років тому

      @@christelheadington1136 haha were they mad at you? If you think of it even in English it sounds a bit dirty like turning tricks or I'll treat you right

    • @christelheadington1136
      @christelheadington1136 5 років тому

      @@fisherking7798 No, just laughed.It was the grandparents house,with their adult children,who had brought their small children to trick or treat on our street.They all spoke English,so I assumed they didn't explain the mistake because of the little kids.(I thought of "tricks" double meaning too).BTW I was in a witch costume.

  • @Firef8ter343
    @Firef8ter343 5 років тому

    Trevor, you’re killing with these funny ass jokes!

  • @kuma2448
    @kuma2448 5 років тому +3

    "gastado" is more worn out rather than wasted which would be "Malgastado"

  • @weirdhails3802
    @weirdhails3802 4 роки тому

    Oh my god I first thought “the oranges of the investigation” was some sort of obscure American slang. I lost it when I realized ‘origins’ 🤣

  • @Rysuko1
    @Rysuko1 5 років тому +8

    Wait, am I missing something? As far as I'm aware the translated line in spanish at 5:35 is correct. It can be translated as "at the" too.

    • @ella5766
      @ella5766 5 років тому +1

      NettoPainter that’s what I was asking. It seems like they copied + pasted the sentence on some random translating website and are surprised Spanish doesn’t translate exact into English

    • @damp2269
      @damp2269 5 років тому

      you are not missing anything. "en" can be translated into "in", "at", "on". is one of the first problems i had in learning English since Spanish doesn't make these distinctions. first time i made the mistake: "i hanged the poster IN the wall" the my teacher said you you tore the wall open, hanged the poster and closed it up again. LOL

  • @kofuzi
    @kofuzi 5 років тому

    Tim Ryan sounds exactly like Brad Hall!!!!!

  • @shinko6342
    @shinko6342 5 років тому +3

    I cannot explain the pure happiness I fell whenever I see a report about trump crashing a d failing miserably. I laughed so hard with this video
    Thank you for making my day. He needs to be audited and impeached.

  • @warrenmuller2594
    @warrenmuller2594 5 років тому +1

    Trevor.....the sh**t ain’t right 😂😂😂😂

  • @shotjohnny
    @shotjohnny 5 років тому +3

    This and Seth "A Closer Look" are some of my favorite things in the world. If any of you haven't seen Seth's monologues, you should really check it out. : )

    • @shotjohnny
      @shotjohnny 5 років тому

      @markmac Agreed! : )

  • @urzasbouncer
    @urzasbouncer 5 років тому +1

    You don't just 'get audited'. You get audited when shit looks sketchy.

  • @bobe7559
    @bobe7559 5 років тому +5

    Dumpy wants oranges but all he's got are lemons.

  • @philiplombardo4332
    @philiplombardo4332 5 років тому +2

    This why Robert Muller should have put his report on a flash drive, so no one would be able to tamper with it.

  • @JohnCharles0696
    @JohnCharles0696 5 років тому +10

    This investigation of trump reminds me of al Capone they couldn’t tie the murder charges to him but they took him down with tax fraud and evasion and then died in prison

    • @debrataylor3539
      @debrataylor3539 5 років тому

      Ben Hinsch good way for t rump to go dump t rump 2020

  • @jessicasparkle
    @jessicasparkle 5 років тому

    I love Trevor’s point of view.

  • @johnchessant3012
    @johnchessant3012 5 років тому +3

    Wait, "ha gastado" can also mean "has spent", although, yes, it is less common than "has wasted". (Thank you, three years of high school Spanish.)

    • @damp2269
      @damp2269 5 років тому

      actually wasted is not the common translation. wasted would be malgastado. gastado is to spend, doesn't have a negative connotation by itself.

  • @asmrtotakuv3687
    @asmrtotakuv3687 5 років тому +2

    Spanish Speaker here,
    "Gastado" can mean both wasted, as in used up, and spent, as in invested. Typically it depends on context.

  • @rainydaylady6596
    @rainydaylady6596 5 років тому +3

    Origins. Not that I in anyway want to help Trump, but I still think he is messed up by dementia or Alzheimers. He's slurring words, etc. Grounds for getting him out of office.

  • @lordlucius1341
    @lordlucius1341 5 років тому +1

    6:14 watching with subtitles and even they think he said oranges😂

  • @KingTChalla69
    @KingTChalla69 5 років тому +5

    Origins Donald, ORIGINS! 😂😭

  • @mueffe1357
    @mueffe1357 5 років тому

    Even Google auto generated captions wrote oranges. Why so accurate suddenly? Lol

  • @rickkimotho
    @rickkimotho 5 років тому +3

    This man said the oranges of the investigation😂😂😂

  • @scrappycatz
    @scrappycatz 5 років тому +1

    I love Trevor!

  • @jalapenohiway
    @jalapenohiway 5 років тому +5

    Lmfao! The word is so simple, smh. It's...ORIGINS!

    • @RansomeStoddard
      @RansomeStoddard 5 років тому +1

      Origins? How dare you say that word here in the United Shtaysh!

  • @russianbot5554
    @russianbot5554 5 років тому +1

    Heck yeah We’re coming to Comedy Central for our news !?!?!

  • @naturesilhouette9148
    @naturesilhouette9148 5 років тому +51

    Immigrant: Ze oranges of America have inspired me bigly!
    Testing person: Sir your citizenship is denied.
    Immigrant: Oh come on, don't be a *whatever this word is* !!!

    • @I25mI25
      @I25mI25 5 років тому +2

      The word was covfefe and references an old tweet from trump: ua-cam.com/video/fvWXstffJBQ/v-deo.html

    • @1mezion
      @1mezion 5 років тому

      Kofifi 😆?

  • @annabellaella8786
    @annabellaella8786 5 років тому

    "I hope they go now and take a look at the oranges. The oranges of of the investigation the beginnings of that investigation" 🤣🤣

  • @chinyscentsforyou8681
    @chinyscentsforyou8681 5 років тому +11

    Hahaha the Roma part got me rotfl 😂 😂😂. It’s so true though! I keep skipping it on my Netflix haha. As for Trump, I’m sick and tired of talking about 🍊!
    Otumfour Kojo Agyemang!!!

    • @thewonderlander1372
      @thewonderlander1372 5 років тому +2

      RICHIE AGYEMANG I’ve actually watched Roma it’s a slow burn but it’s so good !! The actors are amazing and there’s so much raw emotion.

    • @chinyscentsforyou8681
      @chinyscentsforyou8681 5 років тому

      The Wonderlander I think I should watch it then!

    • @thewonderlander1372
      @thewonderlander1372 5 років тому

      RICHIE AGYEMANG You really should it’s a great movie in my opinion 🙂

  • @LaboyB
    @LaboyB 5 років тому +1

    Lol I love watching Trevor

  • @Scarletraven87
    @Scarletraven87 5 років тому +8

    oranges = origins ?
    OMG

  • @joecope9935
    @joecope9935 5 років тому

    I thought the IRS said back in 2016 that being under audit didn't prevent someone from releasing their tax returns.

  • @beriljoseph6502
    @beriljoseph6502 5 років тому +3

    A.G very straight Elton John I’m dead 😵

  • @OfficiallyGertrude
    @OfficiallyGertrude 5 років тому +1

    The oranges 🍊😂 how many are we talking about exactly?

  • @CuttinUpGetGapped
    @CuttinUpGetGapped 5 років тому +4

    04:49
    Mayor Pete is the man. He is delightful.

  • @ncorp2668
    @ncorp2668 5 років тому +2

    That Biden Alien joke🔥....👏

  • @MakandaTakudzwanasheL
    @MakandaTakudzwanasheL 5 років тому +4

    Can someone put Trevor into a studio, can't wait for The Daily Show with TN rap album, songs written by DJT

  • @nighthawk2766
    @nighthawk2766 5 років тому +1

    You go Man i like your show

  • @raywest7570
    @raywest7570 5 років тому +5

    Naturally the orange sphincter aka the liar in chief loves oranges. You expected less maybe?

  • @rednoxia7286
    @rednoxia7286 5 років тому

    I REALLY LOVE HOW THEY ADD SOME RANDOM PERSON IN THE CANDIDATES PICTURES. XD

  • @josedavila6414
    @josedavila6414 5 років тому +4

    Am I the only that caught his running joke; picture of candidates shown and they stick a random celebrity or fictional character there... This time it was the new Joker lol

    • @SmootherThanSilk
      @SmootherThanSilk 5 років тому +1

      XD it was Will Smith as Blue face Nightmare Genie, before this.

    • @GJBattles
      @GJBattles 5 років тому +2

      Madea is apparently also running for president. She'd definitely have my vote!

  • @thomasblinne332
    @thomasblinne332 5 років тому +2

    "gastado" is correct when you want to say "spent" !!
    spent
    gastado =spent, agotado, consumado, frío
    So she spent her life is correct !!!!
    Careful with the "translated" translation :) Love your show. Greetings from Bloemfontein ........

    • @damp2269
      @damp2269 5 років тому

      you are right on spent=gastado but is still an odd choice. not wrong, just uncommon.

    • @thomasblinne332
      @thomasblinne332 5 років тому

      Yes but still valid and at least it is a try to bring el precioso spanish to US politics

  • @emmyswordhand2711
    @emmyswordhand2711 5 років тому +5

    I have a quick question, being new to politics, and I was wondering why trump's tax returns are so important...I'm just kinda confused. (I don't pay taxes yet.. soooo that's where my confusion comes from) 😁

    • @smilingdog4067
      @smilingdog4067 5 років тому +4

      His taxes will show how much Russian money is involved in his businesses and how he's cheating the tax code. Eric once said that during the financial crisis that Trump didnt need any American banks to loan him money. The Russians (and he did say Russians) were giving them money for the Trump projects.

    • @emmyswordhand2711
      @emmyswordhand2711 5 років тому +1

      @@smilingdog4067 so they will show that he has held large amounts of money and trust in Russia? Is that illegal? (Srry, I'm a curious person)

    • @smilingdog4067
      @smilingdog4067 5 років тому +2

      @@emmyswordhand2711 Not illegal. It will show his dependence on Russian money to run his empire. This will show that Russia has some influence over his businesses. That makes him VULNERABLE to Russian influence. I don't think he colluded, I just think he's trying real hard to hide his financial dealings with Russians and how he is attempting to hide his violations of the Tax Code the rest of us have to abide by.
      Also, never hesitate to be curious. NEVER. The best way to gain knowledge is through questioning things you dont understand.

    • @christelheadington1136
      @christelheadington1136 5 років тому +3

      The point is finding out if he's paying(the proper amount of)taxes,and how close to the truth his wealth is.

    • @fisherking7798
      @fisherking7798 5 років тому +2

      I agree with the cheerful dog that asking questions is the best way to learn but also be critical of the answers esspecially if the answerer seems biased, btw I'm not saying that our canine friend is biased his answer is as far as I can see correct and to the point but I would like to add something to it, the tax returns could also prove that Trump laundered money for the Russian mob and there are strong indications that he did. If you have more questions keep them coming 😁

  • @anonymous-sc5ji
    @anonymous-sc5ji 5 років тому

    When trump said take a look at the oranges someone behind said: what? 6:13

  • @benwasserman8223
    @benwasserman8223 5 років тому +3

    Great, I just caught a progressive pundit bashing Trevor for saying nice things about Mayor Pete. Some people really are that uber-Bernie

  • @enderz1341
    @enderz1341 5 років тому +1

    You get under an audit when your "very smart" business model is "go bankrupt every time."

  • @ProjectGameVerse
    @ProjectGameVerse 5 років тому +6

    Trevor Noah for President!
    Trevor Noah for President!
    Trevor Noah for President!
    USA! USA! USA! USA!

    • @RansomeStoddard
      @RansomeStoddard 5 років тому

      Sure, why not? It's not like anyone would notice another Democrat running.

    • @paulettemorgan9959
      @paulettemorgan9959 5 років тому

      No.He was already orn a crime.

    • @GJBattles
      @GJBattles 5 років тому

      Apparently there's a comedian in Ukraine who might become president, so why not.

    • @GJBattles
      @GJBattles 5 років тому

      Oh wait, he's not US born.

  • @naturalnightblogger1939
    @naturalnightblogger1939 5 років тому

    I love Trevor's laugh so much.

  • @JuggernautProductions
    @JuggernautProductions 5 років тому +6

    Bro, stop being so biased. Too much of the shenanigans from 45!

    • @Watch-0w1
      @Watch-0w1 5 років тому

      Who Trevor?

    • @JuggernautProductions
      @JuggernautProductions 5 років тому

      @@Watch-0w1 Yea bro, I am 100% for Trevor but the craziness in Washington is too much, but I know this is what everyone probably wants so I am just sharing my opinion.

    • @JuggernautProductions
      @JuggernautProductions 5 років тому

      Steve N hahahaha no. I have subscribed to this page since it had 7 videos. I have watched every single Daily Show Video on UA-cam and every video i can find on Trevor Noah. That’s my boy. He’s a real OG! Actually, I just don’t like 45!

    • @JuggernautProductions
      @JuggernautProductions 5 років тому

      @Steve N Lol bro, I love the show 100% . Its the best in my opinion, I am not from the US so I cannot watch where I live. Also when Ive visited the US, I watch the show on CC, I could watch it online but CC website has geo restrictions. Dont get it wrong bro. TDS!
      I am tired of 45!

  • @TheRazorTongue
    @TheRazorTongue 5 років тому

    When need to deal with the packing of the courts because that's way more damaging.

  • @isabellah420
    @isabellah420 5 років тому +6

    First?

  • @prmikey
    @prmikey 5 років тому +2

    I always love a good oranges story.