Ah, I can already imagine it. Quick cuts with static, using the liquefy tool to stretch their already horrific faces with high-contrast black and white filters, robotic Text-to-Speech saying disturbing things like "Make the right decision. Unlock your doors and windows. Let us in." ('Cause like, the episode is "Making Decisions"? Idk lmfao)
Dorbees is genuinely one of those things where you can FEEL it sucking the braincells out of your head as you watch it. Like, I'm 30 minutes in, and I'm laughing. Dorbees got past my defenses and wore me down to the point where I actually started laughing at the stupid references and jokes.
Fun Fact: Benjy Gaither gave us all the most fire song though.....Be Prepared from Hoodwinked. He plays the goat...WHO IS THE GOAT OF THE MOVIE! HE WAS PREPARED!
Ever since Saber referenced this in the Gaithers Pond videos, I wanted him to review this “masterpiece”. Who else was ecstatic when he finally did a let’s watch?
Mr. Poe song is so funny to me tbh. It really just feels like someone shit posting on like an old german folk lore or some shit. the by far best line is "loved by every boy and girl...and yak"
I dunno, maybe I just suffer from terminal online brain rot but this was pretty entertaining, especially considering that the creator was very truthful about how bad his creations where. Like it doesn't feel like a intentional money grab and was instead just two guys creating stuff very inspired by veggie tales and just played around with a media that they never used before. The music also does have some heart to it, even though it is not polished and celebrity singer tier, very newbie singer with so so effort. Is it a show kids should watch? Maybe not. But it'd be amazing for parties when the special brownies or other giggle things are consumed.
I've known about Dorbees for years and this was my first time ever looking into it. I didn't expect to actually laugh at any point so that cut-edit to the newscaster really got me.
I noticed that at 10:30, Mary-Jane uses a grappling hook gun to rescue Jack from a trap door, but Jack accidentally pushes it into the pit after climbing out. It looks like a random, pointless thing, but it actually becomes plot-relevant later on, since it means Mary-Jane cannot use that grappling hook to save Jack again when he falls into a hole in the mansion. For a film of this quality, it's interesting that Gaither noticed what would have been a plot hole (if Mary-Jane had a grappling hook, why didn't she use it to rescue Jack from the stairs instead of calling the news?) and included a brief scene specifically to fix it.
The characters in dorbees looks like sentient ovaries using a snapchat filter while they're in the middle of a facial reconstruction surgery, while making a kissing face at the same time.
Fun Fact! Dig's Duds is actually a containment unit to hold all the anti-drip in the dorbeeverse. It must never be exposed to drip, or else they will simultaneously annihilate each other and create a vacuum, entirely devoid of drip. Just kidding! The whole dorbeeverse is already a drip vacuum.
I'm dying over the fact that Mr. Poe straight up sounds like a Molang character. The strange vibrato works for Molang because they intentionally only speak gibberish and actually look cute lol
gotta love how they basically said the quiet part out loud about "stay in school" stuff by making the school basically a prison, you're supposed to be subtle about the facism.
What is the likelihood that the kids will even get these references? If they are as sheltered from "The World" as they are only exposed to Christian media then they can't know what's going on.
I suddenly have the urge to watch one of those hot knife cutting Orbeez videos for some reason. The "I Want to Be Grown Up" is the most listenable song, but the lyrics piss me the fuck off.
31:00 when I was a kid I had this VHS! My mom found it in the bargain bin prolly in 2004-2005, and bought it cuz it’s Christian. I was 4-5 years old at the time, and I actually liked this movie 😂😂 I know it sounds dumb, but tbh a lot of CGI animation in 2005 looked like this. Us 2000s kids are built different with our tolerance for janky or gross visuals. As for why I *liked* the movie, not just tolerated it… idk, honestly I was 5 lol. Honestly I think this movie gave me a shitpost-esque style of humor from a young age, cuz I found dorbees funny then, and I find cursed memes funny now. I find this movie funny nowadays, but just cuz I love showing it to my friends. Anytime I befriend someone for long enough and I inevitably find out they have no idea wtf a dorbee even is, I always get mischievous and have to show them. It’s like a car wreck. It’s awful but they can’t look away, they usually end up watching the whole thing. Their reactions make me laugh, much like this video with saber and Caroline’s reactions. So yeah, as a kid in 2005 who just owned this movie, weirdly enough I liked it. And weirdly enough, I still like it, but only to mess with people. 😂😂
Man, this is a blast from the past The way I discovered Dorbes was from the Mysterious Mr. Enter. I was really into media critics when I was in middle school and he was one of the ones I frequented. It's been too long to remember how that video went but it does bring back a lot of memories.
The Gaithers live action VHS media an stage shows are so good the concerts have been a large group effort going on 30 so years one film had a fishing old man being wholesome an a band of punk kids rapping with a ketchup theme
It baffles me that anyone’s vision was “Dorbees”. Like… The humor on showcase here… It’s just shitty dad joke energy and awful pop culture references that won’t appeal to any ACTUAL human child.
I have seen so much hilarious clean kid humor in other shows/movies that still make me laugh. This is just horrible on every level. It looks horrific too. The movement is so uncanny. If you showed this in a haunted house it would legit scare people.
If this Let´s Watch is already funny the way it is, imagine if it was the early crew (like the guys from Trolland, Gaithers Pond, etc ...) !! Would be epic !!
5:24 To quote a great man "When a random meth addict breaks into your recording studio you are not obligated to give them a microphone and record thier mad ramblings" -Actual Jake c. 2582
Ok, when I stumbled upon this, I didn't think I would be watching the entire video with you guys. It was bad enough that you guys had to suffer through this movie, but did I have to suffer through it as well?!
ohhhhh this is the one I missed! Oops, sorry I'll catch the next stream. Is it tonight? I honestly have no clue when they are I just kinda guess based on the last stream time. 0-0
Okay I will admit as awful as all of this is the Mr.po and yogel Is literally like one of the funniest theme songs I think I've ever heard in my life and I love it always being stuck in my head
I watched the livestream and somehow watching this again is just as bad the second time! For crying out loud, Yugioh GX 4Kids dub voice for Amber Mammoth's Arnold Schwarzenegger impression was better than that thing.
@@303jackson if it was I didn't catch it. Sometimes I miss a voice so it could have been. When he played Greiger (known as Bomber in Japanese) in 5Ds, it was basically Goku with a gravely voice. Sort of like Super's Goku Black but rougher.
Interestingly enough, this is supposedly something for Sunday school kids. Apparently, this is one of the worst animations I’ve ever witnessed and I’m going to say it. For the theme song, it should sound like this. 🎶Dorbees why don’t they go to hell?🎶 The only response I’m gonna get is hell is disturbed by them so Satan doesn’t want them.
its so funny watching this right after your the amazing digital circus stream cause its outdated 90s-2000 3d graphics aestetic is an intentional art direction choice when this...well this is unintentionally outdated 90s-2000 graphics and not in a good way unlike veggie tales for example. its really such a good visual exampe of how much the intention matters in art, even if you have limited resources you can make it look good if you use them right
It's interesting how the message went from "If you don’t stay in school you'll get in trouble" to "If you skip school your life will suffer".
Yr'orue*
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@@davidhong1934 Yar*
This is perfect for October because Dorbees can easily pass as an analog horror. Those things are *abominations*
I think you mean a*ball*minations
Ah, I can already imagine it. Quick cuts with static, using the liquefy tool to stretch their already horrific faces with high-contrast black and white filters, robotic Text-to-Speech saying disturbing things like "Make the right decision. Unlock your doors and windows. Let us in." ('Cause like, the episode is "Making Decisions"? Idk lmfao)
That's actually a really good idea@@Totally_Altaria
Dorbees is genuinely one of those things where you can FEEL it sucking the braincells out of your head as you watch it. Like, I'm 30 minutes in, and I'm laughing. Dorbees got past my defenses and wore me down to the point where I actually started laughing at the stupid references and jokes.
You know what you're in for when the intro song repeatedly has the line: "Why don't they go away?"
I still dont get it ._.
@@wastelandlegocheem If even the intro theme isn't going to give these characters the time of day, then why should we?
Fun Fact: Benjy Gaither gave us all the most fire song though.....Be Prepared from Hoodwinked. He plays the goat...WHO IS THE GOAT OF THE MOVIE! HE WAS PREPARED!
Benjy Gaither was in a movie with a sick freak like Andy Dick…..that’s not something I expected in this timeline
What-
Saberspark had never reviewed Hoodwinked and he has to do it
I hate that goat
Huh, you learn something new every day.
These are what biblically accurate angels really are.
Ever since Saber referenced this in the Gaithers Pond videos, I wanted him to review this “masterpiece”. Who else was ecstatic when he finally did a let’s watch?
"Sing Yogul! Sing like the wind!"
*Starts singing The Most Mysterious Song on the Internet*
Its crazy looking back at comments like these after TMMS got found
Mr. Poe song is so funny to me tbh. It really just feels like someone shit posting on like an old german folk lore or some shit. the by far best line is "loved by every boy and girl...and yak"
I dunno, maybe I just suffer from terminal online brain rot but this was pretty entertaining, especially considering that the creator was very truthful about how bad his creations where. Like it doesn't feel like a intentional money grab and was instead just two guys creating stuff very inspired by veggie tales and just played around with a media that they never used before. The music also does have some heart to it, even though it is not polished and celebrity singer tier, very newbie singer with so so effort. Is it a show kids should watch? Maybe not. But it'd be amazing for parties when the special brownies or other giggle things are consumed.
The music behind it was done by an actual semi famous in christian circles to the time gospel group. Its why the music is listenable.
@@eightcoins4401 ngl I loved watching this with my friends its so hilariously bad that its entertaining
I love how genuine Rishi’s reactions are.
I love her reactions to the squirrels. I agree with her that the trumpeting squirrels are the best characters in this thing.
The way the faces explode randomly lol
I've known about Dorbees for years and this was my first time ever looking into it. I didn't expect to actually laugh at any point so that cut-edit to the newscaster really got me.
I noticed that at 10:30, Mary-Jane uses a grappling hook gun to rescue Jack from a trap door, but Jack accidentally pushes it into the pit after climbing out. It looks like a random, pointless thing, but it actually becomes plot-relevant later on, since it means Mary-Jane cannot use that grappling hook to save Jack again when he falls into a hole in the mansion.
For a film of this quality, it's interesting that Gaither noticed what would have been a plot hole (if Mary-Jane had a grappling hook, why didn't she use it to rescue Jack from the stairs instead of calling the news?) and included a brief scene specifically to fix it.
Coming and watching this VoD directly after the digital Circus VoD is quite the animation whiplash
Like saver said in the Caroline video
"It was like looking into the eyes of God! Then into the eyes of Satan right afterward"
I’ll give it this, it still looks better than their later project, Gather’s pond .
You have no idea how much joy seeing this pop into my feed brought me.
I remember when Mr. Enter did a review on this way back in 2014!
The characters in dorbees looks like sentient ovaries using a snapchat filter while they're in the middle of a facial reconstruction surgery, while making a kissing face at the same time.
I’ll never sleep again
Holy shit they made a movie about my sleep paralysis demons
Fun Fact! Dig's Duds is actually a containment unit to hold all the anti-drip in the dorbeeverse. It must never be exposed to drip, or else they will simultaneously annihilate each other and create a vacuum, entirely devoid of drip.
Just kidding! The whole dorbeeverse is already a drip vacuum.
"In the Future, Hunor will be Randomly Generated. "
-A Cucumber
If this was made today for Adult Swim people would love it
@24:41 bro literally smacked his friend in the face lmaoooo
boioioioing
Demonic-possessed chicken Mcnuggets
If I REALLY pray to the good Lord, can he make this monstrosity disappear forever? That's the lesson I want ro know.
Yeah, how much do I have to pray to make it go away?
Nah, only bleach can save us! 😢
They literally look like the Behelit from Berserk if it had arms and legs LMAO
33:36 This right here is PERFECT meme material.
I'm dying over the fact that Mr. Poe straight up sounds like a Molang character. The strange vibrato works for Molang because they intentionally only speak gibberish and actually look cute lol
gotta love how they basically said the quiet part out loud about "stay in school" stuff by making the school basically a prison, you're supposed to be subtle about the facism.
if you just listen to the audio during the school scene it really does feel like its trying to be South Park
Or Family Guy
@@abrahamcortina6322Family Guy wasn’t around yet
At 13:51 The stop sign is facing away from the ocean, meaning people can drive into it?
Seems like the logical thing to do- gotta respect the rules of the road
What I wouldn't give for Mr.Poe and Yogel to show up in Smiling Friends.
What is the likelihood that the kids will even get these references? If they are as sheltered from "The World" as they are only exposed to Christian media then they can't know what's going on.
Adult references
sheltered from
ZA WAAARUDO
I don't imagine most of these are made for literal cults, though.
Dorbees is such a guilty pleasure of mine. The show is so bad but that's why I love it.
And I was just watching the Gaither’s Pond review yesterday 🤣
I love those reaction shots so much
Truly some demon possesed inspiration type
24:51 got me rolling to North Korea 💀
Oh my god guys, it's Armold Swashbucklnator
GETTIN FRUITY IN A CHRISTIAN MOVIE!
I feel like if this was more vulgar I'd see it on Adult Swim at 3am.
They should put it on adult swim anyway and see what happens.
I suddenly have the urge to watch one of those hot knife cutting Orbeez videos for some reason.
The "I Want to Be Grown Up" is the most listenable song, but the lyrics piss me the fuck off.
That song is a ripoff/parody of All Around The World by Oasis
31:00 when I was a kid I had this VHS! My mom found it in the bargain bin prolly in 2004-2005, and bought it cuz it’s Christian. I was 4-5 years old at the time, and I actually liked this movie 😂😂 I know it sounds dumb, but tbh a lot of CGI animation in 2005 looked like this. Us 2000s kids are built different with our tolerance for janky or gross visuals. As for why I *liked* the movie, not just tolerated it… idk, honestly I was 5 lol. Honestly I think this movie gave me a shitpost-esque style of humor from a young age, cuz I found dorbees funny then, and I find cursed memes funny now. I find this movie funny nowadays, but just cuz I love showing it to my friends. Anytime I befriend someone for long enough and I inevitably find out they have no idea wtf a dorbee even is, I always get mischievous and have to show them. It’s like a car wreck. It’s awful but they can’t look away, they usually end up watching the whole thing. Their reactions make me laugh, much like this video with saber and Caroline’s reactions. So yeah, as a kid in 2005 who just owned this movie, weirdly enough I liked it. And weirdly enough, I still like it, but only to mess with people. 😂😂
Man, this is a blast from the past
The way I discovered Dorbes was from the Mysterious Mr. Enter. I was really into media critics when I was in middle school and he was one of the ones I frequented. It's been too long to remember how that video went but it does bring back a lot of memories.
The Gaithers live action VHS media an stage shows are so good
the concerts have been a large group effort going on 30 so years
one film had a fishing old man being wholesome an a band of punk kids rapping with a ketchup theme
Do you guys think this could make great material as a reanimated collab?
I would say one good thing about this. That theme song is catchy as hell
10:08 is his name jack darby… I wanna know if this was before or after transformers prime now
I like how in the dorbees Universe The characters they act randomly and Extremely dynamic anytime in each scene For real
It baffles me that anyone’s vision was “Dorbees”. Like… The humor on showcase here… It’s just shitty dad joke energy and awful pop culture references that won’t appeal to any ACTUAL human child.
I have seen so much hilarious clean kid humor in other shows/movies that still make me laugh. This is just horrible on every level. It looks horrific too. The movement is so uncanny. If you showed this in a haunted house it would legit scare people.
If this Let´s Watch is already funny the way it is, imagine if it was the early crew (like the guys from Trolland, Gaithers Pond, etc ...) !!
Would be epic !!
38:23 Dig be doing those sassy neck dances XD
It's the new year. It's time to watch this again.
The entire thing is complete garbage and then the Mr. Poe und Yogel segment has aged like fine wine into comedy gold.
5:24 To quote a great man "When a random meth addict breaks into your recording studio you are not obligated to give them a microphone and record thier mad ramblings" -Actual Jake c. 2582
27:16 why does this feel so familiar! Dod I ever watch this?
Who knew the way to Rishi's heart was Squirrels.
I got a simple question. How much acid was the staff on when they made this mess?
Ok, when I stumbled upon this, I didn't think I would be watching the entire video with you guys. It was bad enough that you guys had to suffer through this movie, but did I have to suffer through it as well?!
I the Saber cat going as Saber for halloween?
ohhhhh this is the one I missed! Oops, sorry I'll catch the next stream. Is it tonight? I honestly have no clue when they are I just kinda guess based on the last stream time. 0-0
Let’s face it, Yogul might give Knuckles a run for his money
Okay I will admit as awful as all of this is the Mr.po and yogel
Is literally like one of the funniest theme songs I think I've ever heard in my life and I love it always being stuck in my head
This basically a VeggieTales wannabes.
I think I just died a little…
10:23 pov, looking on the cameras and seeing foxy running down the hallway
This show sucks, yes, but I would unironically watch a full series of Mr. Poe and Yogul. XD
Also, that one kid is just Cartman.
It’s Saber and Rishi
und Yogul!
Bro, this movie is like a fucking fever dream
I'm seeing this almost a year later and keep making uncomfortable expressions at the animation.
28:44 it should be called Mr. Poe und Yogul plus a cow with a stereotypical French accent for some reason
WHAT THE HECK DID I JUST WATCH?!!!
Soos, watch the shop for a while. I need to get a melon-baller and pull my eyeballs out
27:14 IT CAME FROM THIS!?
I just realized the doorbees look like that one pacman from the, "here comes pacman." Video.
41:21 im pretty sure the little orange guy is talking about eating rat poop
A good show recommendation for you, pantheon originally from amc+
wait the dad's hair changed colours it was blonde and then turned brown the next scene
and now, my worst nightmares if they never rendered properly
The Hannah and Jake review of this is so funny. That's what I know this from.
41:10 Ok, that was a funny noise.
I saw a video about this cartoon from one Russian guy, I can post the link, if you want
It's so UNCANNY my brain is being fried
I watched the livestream and somehow watching this again is just as bad the second time!
For crying out loud, Yugioh GX 4Kids dub voice for Amber Mammoth's Arnold Schwarzenegger impression was better than that thing.
I’m pretty sure it was gokus voice actor Sean schemmel who voiced amber mammoth in the dub lol
@@303jackson if it was I didn't catch it. Sometimes I miss a voice so it could have been. When he played Greiger (known as Bomber in Japanese) in 5Ds, it was basically Goku with a gravely voice. Sort of like Super's Goku Black but rougher.
21:35 "neeh beh kneh beh beahk! >:("
"a Live Bait production" - wow, how honest of them! =)
They sound like something out of South Park despite this was released 2 years after the show came out lmao
No, I thought he looked like Dolph Lungdren, whose actually Swedish.
Veggie Tales at home.
22:20 you realize your living with a psycho.
This makes Gaither’s Pond look like a Scott Cawthon flick
Mi Icelandic brother at 38:17😂😂
Interestingly enough, this is supposedly something for Sunday school kids. Apparently, this is one of the worst animations I’ve ever witnessed and I’m going to say it. For the theme song, it should sound like this. 🎶Dorbees why don’t they go to hell?🎶
The only response I’m gonna get is hell is disturbed by them so Satan doesn’t want them.
So who’s your friend?
Why do you keep the audio of the video you’re watching so low compared to your voices? It’s either I can’t hear the dorbees or y’all are yelling lol
LMAO dude I saw Dorbees a while ago and... it was an experience. VeggieTales it is NOT.
I now understand why you decided to skip this one when you covered gathers pond because wow that was bad
that was such a headache to get through
its so funny watching this right after your the amazing digital circus stream cause its outdated 90s-2000 3d graphics aestetic is an intentional art direction choice when this...well this is unintentionally outdated 90s-2000 graphics and not in a good way unlike veggie tales for example. its really such a good visual exampe of how much the intention matters in art, even if you have limited resources you can make it look good if you use them right