It brings me... **smacks lips* **groans* *[Grabs your shoulder. And leans into your soft little ears]* 💧👁👃👁👂𓂏'🌀, / | < *it brings me L U S T~♡* **[smacks soap bar off your hands]* |\🌀'𓂏'🌀,/| Pick it up, fat lil pussycat~
This is concerningly in-character. GlaDos: I made a new jumpsuit for you. You seem to like wearing those. Oh that's strange. The jumpsuit seems not to fit you properly. How peculiar, it fits *my* body perfectly and I made sure my body is the ideal female form. Yet when you wear it, the jumpsuit seems to somehow be loose in the wrong areas *and* tight in the wrong areas. I suppose I'll just wear it myself. I do look fantastic in it after all. Maybe you can just look at me and imagine what it would be like if your body was designed correctly and able to fit in such well made jumpsuits.
this is the exact level of verbosity that anyone writing GLaDOS should use. She's so petty that she wants to 100% ensure her point is so crystal clear it could cut like a knife and I love it.
Fun fact: in one of valve's portal vr games, there was supposed to be a moment where glados take on a human face or a humanoid form, however the idea was scratched
Context: in a book about the development of Portal 2 (The Final Hours of Portal 2), the author often describes the relationship between Chell and GLaDOS at a “twisted dysfunctional romance”, even highlighting that GLaDOS was going to make a whole candle lit dinner for Chell to try and win her back from Wheatley! While Chell not GLaDOS are labeled as gay or straight or anything in between, it’s heavily implied GLaDOS had an insane crush in Chell. Want You Gone is described as a break up song about a robot who fell out of love. Chell, like a good silent protagonist, is left up to interpretation. correct me if i’m wrong btw, it’s been a minute since i read it lol
Personally, I’d rather take envy over solitude. With envy, I have a goal, even if it’s… aham, impure. Solitude can literally melt your mind and socials skills. SMA-
@@mewexe3988 as a introvert, you can 100% have fullfilling and optionnaly selfish goal while being alone. I did not achieve full loneliness yet sadly, but I'm working on it so that I cannot rely on others, this thought help fighting procrastination guaranteed
You call it 'degraded social skills', I call it 'environmental threat assessment'. I assess and recognize that I am most vulnerable around other Humans, therefore I avoid situations where I would be in danger.
@37_newts_in_a_costumekinda? in an official book about Portal 2’s development (The Final Hours of Portal 2), Chell and GLaDOS’s relationship is described as a “twisted dysfunctional romance”. TL;DR: GLaDOS is heavily implied to have a fat crush on Chell. Chell, like a good silent protagonist, is left up to interpretation. As far as i’m aware, at least lol
I imagine that someone got asked to make that model and decided to just slap some hips, a GLaDOS head, and some new textures on a standard-looking biped robot model.
As soon as i got on to watch this video i had one of two thoughts i will either regret watching this or enjoy it and currently i loved it simply because i was not expecting the ending where Chell went into simp mode
knowing GLADOS' character, I totally seeing her doing something like this. If valve ever plans on making portal 3, they're so adding this in just because
Meanwhile: “Heyyyy!! Check me out! Nanobots, son! Apparently, and you’ll never believe this, craziest thing, they harden in response to physical trauma! I…have no idea what that is, but it was the first thing that came to my mind, so…might-might be a good thing.”
GLaDOS: "Now your envy will shrink away after you stare at me." Me: "😐🤔😏😈 hehehehehhehehehehheheheh" GLaDOS: "Wait, why are you smiling at m- *(realized)* 😳😳 Oh no..." Me: "Oh yeah😈😈 you know what's gonna happen now." **(CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK)** GLaDOS: "😩😫😩😫😩😫😩 Ah~"
Wait, that is my port? Judging by the shading i put on her metallic parts and the lower eyelid, it's my port! Man, can i link your animation when i publish that GLaDOS to workshop? also, thanks for using the glados port i did! (if is my port of course)
I can imagine GLaDOS doing this, and it terrifies me
@atlas.from.portal2 same
CLANK CLANK CLANK *CRUNCH*
@Funny_Fella6921 YEOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
It's inevitable she got everyone acting up@@Bec-Son
I WOULD PROBABLY RUN AWAY AS FAST AS I CAN OR JUST TO LEAVE THE GAME ENTIRE
Gentlemen, I may not have a brain, but I have an idea
A Monsters Vs Aliens reference in a portal video? In the words of the all-cool Bruce Cambell: "Groovy."
That makes sense you didn't do the quote right it's:
"I may not have a brain gentlemen... But I have an idea"
CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CRUNCH "YEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW"
bob the blob
@@captainakumya9522 spring-cocked
The real cake we all want at the end of the test.
Exactly the true cake
@@LazyVanny The cake is still a lie! No matter what type.
@@The_Commander_UEF well I guess because it's a robo cake and not a real one
*CLANK* *CLANK* *CLANK* *CLANK* *CLANK* *CLANK*
OOOOOOUUUUUUUUU
She's face sitting for sure
"Hello Portal artist, I'd like to commision some GLaDOS art.."
I'm reading that in Gianni Matagrano's Joker voice, and it is wonderful.
@makspeedian "AND KEEP HER CLOSE TO WHAT SHE ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!"
GLaDASS
@Fun_Games_87104WHAT! YOU SON OF A [feminine dog]!
"AND WITHOUT A HUMANOID BODY!!! HAHAHA!!!!"
I love the idea that glados is not connected to the intercom and instead talkss into a mic
Now I'm imagining Wheatley with top hat, walking cane and a monocle, like a british mustache twirling villain he is
He's in space. Or in room with screaming robots
With big buff body!
@@emperorfaiz SAXTON HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE
@@emperorfaiz Are you mentally stable?
Josiah Trelawny
0 human contact for MANY years and then this very tall humanoid THICC robot with an attitude apears before you. What did GlaDos think would happend?!
@peps_vinyl she forgot there are more feelings in people's tiny brains
OK perhaps Chell see in glados a (big dangerous mom)
I think in a guy or girl in that scenario the bot made a big miscalculation. 😂😂😂🤣🤣.
Kinda implies that glados was chells gay awakening
BIG BOOBY
I'm afraid.. she forgot that such a GORGEOUS body causes not only envy..
LUST
It brings me...
**smacks lips*
**groans*
*[Grabs your shoulder. And leans into your soft little ears]*
💧👁👃👁👂𓂏'🌀, / | < *it brings me L U S T~♡*
**[smacks soap bar off your hands]*
|\🌀'𓂏'🌀,/|
Pick it up, fat lil pussycat~
She forgot that next to envy is Lust
@@Kizzzza Gorgeous.... Freeman....
@arde_arts thank you for saying this, I am now going to watch the Gorgeous Freeman episodes
Not even GLaDOS could possibly calculate the sheer amount of human lust that exists within our species.
Remember, Science isn't about "why?", it's about *"WHY THE HELL NOT!"*
This is concerningly in-character.
GlaDos: I made a new jumpsuit for you. You seem to like wearing those. Oh that's strange. The jumpsuit seems not to fit you properly. How peculiar, it fits *my* body perfectly and I made sure my body is the ideal female form. Yet when you wear it, the jumpsuit seems to somehow be loose in the wrong areas *and* tight in the wrong areas. I suppose I'll just wear it myself. I do look fantastic in it after all. Maybe you can just look at me and imagine what it would be like if your body was designed correctly and able to fit in such well made jumpsuits.
@@ElusiveMysteryMan I read that in her voice
does gladdos moan when you put a charger in her
Me too
this is the exact level of verbosity that anyone writing GLaDOS should use. She's so petty that she wants to 100% ensure her point is so crystal clear it could cut like a knife and I love it.
Every time someone writes a clever "GLaDOS calling Chel fat" joke an angel gains their wings
GlaDOS: "Something tells me that I have made a miscalculation in doing this research. Also, why are you coming closer?"
"Stop. Stop it. Stop moving, or I will crush you."
"Why are you moving faster?!"
"Are you approaching me?"
@@TheSpleefist
"No no no no no stop it I do not consent to this behavior
HeeEeEEEeELlP."
And glados was never seen again.
"Hoho, so you're approaching me? Instead of running away, YOU'RE COMING RIGHT TO ME?!"
GlaDOS would forever be traumatized.
Gentlemen. I have an announcement
what is thy announcement my good sir?
🤚👂
did you piss on the moon?
@@AZA_mukuPissing on the moon now are we?
I thought Eggman did that a while back why are we doing it again?
Did you piss on Eggman’s wife?
That activated so many neurons that it cured Chels very minor case of serious brain damage
NGL for a second i thought we were gonna get a "where your clothes at?" punch line
*CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK *
*CRUNCH*
@@ES09537 YYYOUCH!!!
What doesn’t kill me make me stronger
@@chambers0071well it's definitely gonna kill your little guy
"Did somebody order industrial Scissors?"
*open youtube*
*close youtube*
*open chrome*
BRO
yes, i'm already in that page
Naaaaah 😂
@@zemorph1med Im just do research i promise 🥶👍
@@funnypremik NO NO NO NO NO NO! DON'T!!!
"Jokes on you! I'm into that shit!"
i thoght it said somthing abaut joker "there is no law againct robots batman"
@@wsadergg1015
Both applies in this situation 😈
@@admiralpepper6933 vinebiom
its perfect!
That a perfect comment 🤣
You captured Glados's reasoning so perfectly in this.
GLaDOS deeply regreted her idea. Chell, however, has never been more excited
The wild part is that this isn't even out of character for GladOS
I feel like it very much IS.
@@e_dance3240 nah this is totally something GLaDOS would do
@@e_dance3240 considering Glados is the pettiest bitch to ever exist, I feel it very much is in character.
@@e_dance3240 No, GladOS would totally do this.
it really aint
Glados would do that, explode that body and then say something like "now you can't even gaze upon a perfection you will never attain"
yeah but what if instead of glados exploding that body chell explored that body
@totallytoffy I'm revoking your horny permit. You shall no longer be horny
@@totallytoffy hm... perhaps
She is perfect
Artist: I'll draw for rule34
FR lol😭
That is what they would fr do.
Fanfiction authors beat those artists a long time ago
@@DarkSymphony777 Which site? I can only think of DeviantArt.
I'm serious.
@@dekabr. Perfect u say?
I love the picture of Shakespeareiclese in the background lol
@@stiches2690 more like William shreddsphere
@zilbejnmadrangca well the thing is thats a picture of Shakespeare in the tf2 universe
ok, chel smiling at glados look weirder on sfm than on the original animation. Also, love the shakespearcules painting near glados
Call me William afton because-
You're about to put another woman inside that robot?
"She's such a bad b*tch thou"
@@AlfurAldric2211by the look of it, Chell is about to do that all by herself.
I think he meant HE wants in, not someone else
@jonathanwillams4083 You’re gonna put a child in that robot?
Yes, yes I'm gonna hear you guys out
There is no hearing you out, because I'm already on board
Deal me in
I can not only imagine GLaDOS doing this, but I can imagine both of them doing this. This is undeniably canon entirely because "it would happen".
This is undeniably non canon
@@North_Red_Dark_Academia yeah, I mean she (Chell) kind of hates GLaDOS, mostly because of how she destroyed GLaDOS in portal 1
Came for the art, came on the art.
She achieved the perfect Pixars Mom physique.
Something else is hard 💀
Ayo what?
Same 💀
Oil up i will be there in 5 min
@ 5 mins passed :]
@@AZA_muku fard
Chel: "Call me purple guy cause I'm going to put a child in that robot"
💀
Damn, beat me to it.
IM CRYING 😂
"I don't think you have the facilities for that big man."
@@Wildsavagefox-2 Praise the omnissiah!
Fun fact: in one of valve's portal vr games, there was supposed to be a moment where glados take on a human face or a humanoid form, however the idea was scratched
Aww 😔
@@Frost_the_polarian_fox ARE THERE...
REMNANTS OF THIS?
@DANNY1TDM i don't know...
Maybe they scrapped it because it would be too difficult for players to finish the game with one hand
@@somefries3101💀
Right idea, WRONG TEST SUBJECT
chell: why not 'test' this new body of yours in your 'tests'😏
Damn, the cake wasn't a lie
I finna Feast on some cake frfr
Though it would end kind hot, @@TarotVylan
@@TarotVylan Rick vs glados reference
GLaDOS: Envy me.
Chill: Mommy.
GLaDOS: What?
Chill: What?
I mean technically yeah...
i mean , [insert chill joke here]
*Chell
"After so much time being mute, that is your first word?"
Her name is PORTAL
anyone saying “hear me out”, no i will not, because i’m getting in on that shit first
nuh uh
Chel canonically being gay makes this 300 times funnier
proof?????? when did valve say that????
no way valve is making a character gay
@@AHD_2009 Why not? I mean I have no idea if this is true, but I don't see why they wouldn't.
Context: in a book about the development of Portal 2 (The Final Hours of Portal 2), the author often describes the relationship between Chell and GLaDOS at a “twisted dysfunctional romance”, even highlighting that GLaDOS was going to make a whole candle lit dinner for Chell to try and win her back from Wheatley!
While Chell not GLaDOS are labeled as gay or straight or anything in between, it’s heavily implied GLaDOS had an insane crush in Chell. Want You Gone is described as a break up song about a robot who fell out of love. Chell, like a good silent protagonist, is left up to interpretation.
correct me if i’m wrong btw, it’s been a minute since i read it lol
@@lixel_5 didnt glados try to kill chell a whole bunch of times
ex: turrets, neurotoxins, a garbage disposal thing, more turrets.
I love that glados have a arc reactor on her chest for some reason 😯
She did not take into account the player's sexuality
Personally, I’d rather take envy over solitude. With envy, I have a goal, even if it’s… aham, impure. Solitude can literally melt your mind and socials skills.
SMA-
"""Envy""" 😏
@ she said it, not me
@@mewexe3988 mf you know that's not the deadly sin you're doing
@@mewexe3988 as a introvert, you can 100% have fullfilling and optionnaly selfish goal while being alone.
I did not achieve full loneliness yet sadly, but I'm working on it so that I cannot rely on others, this thought help fighting procrastination guaranteed
You call it 'degraded social skills', I call it 'environmental threat assessment'.
I assess and recognize that I am most vulnerable around other Humans, therefore I avoid situations where I would be in danger.
I thought Assultrons were kinda like that.
This has single-handedly reawakened the ChellDOS community
Call me back when I’m done with some… _”repairs, and upgrade reinforcement tests…”_
"hear me out"
*Insert conventionally attractive woman*
Yes this model of GLaDOS is a conventionally attractive woman and I...
*Would*
@@Maxwe1I no i am not hearing you out now GET OU-
I would too
*any beautiful woman*
guys, hear me out
JARATE
You're playing as chell in portal bruh
Megatron: “Hear me out”
(Music)
“Wheatley, what do they mean by I’m.. ‘thicc’?”
THE POT MAN :O
Unfortunately, Glados did not realize Chell was into that shit.
*Chell if she actually fucking talked* :HA jokes on you! I'm into that shit!
I actually laughed when he asked why I smiled...believe me people, I definitely was NOT smiling 😅
I dont think if GlaDOS got new hardware
But they definitely got something hard
Ah yes, the perfect body 😏
hear me out..
@@billyreal79 I'm listening! Whatcha gonna say?@
I'm all ears
@@L0rdDeLtAPISS BALLOON
I shall now folllow you around as you do your tasks and pat your head condescendingly whenever you complete them
At that point Chell just gets a few new kinks
I KNEW IT
I COULD SEE IT COMING
The GLadussy cannot escape Chell
The Glados we all wanted 😍
Guys, hear me out. . .
if you can tank the beatin, god speed brother.
*_N O_*
@@ImNoob_8158 let the man do what he wants, if he wants the once-in-a-lifetime-chance, let him risk it for the biscuit
*good luck.*
ofc V2 would
I love that glados is a history buff and recognises shakespearacles and his greatness
This right here, gentlemen, is pure art.
"i may not have a brain, gentlemen.. but i have an idea.."
Honestly…the only time robots should be thick…to make others jealous
The funny thing about all this is that Glados would canonically be able to do that.
:Warning! Moving Parts:
:Do Not Fist Android Girls:
"THAT SIGN CANT STOP ME BECAUSE I CANT READ!!!!"
You give up a few things, chasing a dream
"DO. NOT. FIST. ANDROID. GIRLS.
you might get hurt :)" -dispenelope
"unless you're prepared" -texas
"ohh my!
will you excuse me? someone needs my 'assistance'" -dipesner
The Gunslinger
I literally cheered “she’s gay”
"There's no law against the robot, Batman."
Well gentlemans. We need a humanoid wheatley!... right?
YES, IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY
I mean, why not?
I already know of one, and he's pretty soft
FEMBOY WHEATLEY
Twinky-ass scientist
IM ABOUT TO GIVE GLADOS THESE MALEVOLENT BACKSHOTS
WHAT BRO
HES TOO FREAKY FOR THAT ROBUSSY
*BRO*
Perfect. All she needs is a lab coat, white shirt, jeans and a mug that says I hate Mondays.
PS. You know exactly where I'm going with this.
it took me a second
I'm not sure what you mean
@theoneandonlyufomini-bot tighten the jeans by 3% and see where I'm going.
Wdym?
alphys undertale??
GlaDos: "Why are you smiling at me like that?"
Me: "Because you're built like Pixar Mom!"
Imagine how funny it be when the core transfer happen and Wheatley’s head is just on glados’s android body.
Boy that be funny ^^
I learned to draw today, what a coincidence.
Use your new power wisely.
@@amadeosendiulo2137 or not, it’s your choice after all…
Joke's on Glados. Chell swings that way. XD
Is that a canon fact? I swear I heard it before but I also frequently make things up and then convince myself I heard it somewhere, is it true?
Is that a canon fact? I swear I've heard it before somewhere
@37_newts_in_a_costumekinda? in an official book about Portal 2’s development (The Final Hours of Portal 2), Chell and GLaDOS’s relationship is described as a “twisted dysfunctional romance”.
TL;DR: GLaDOS is heavily implied to have a fat crush on Chell. Chell, like a good silent protagonist, is left up to interpretation. As far as i’m aware, at least lol
@lixel_5 thank
hell nah
"How perfect?"
-cell from dragon ball
Portal-ultrakill collab frfr
I imagine that someone got asked to make that model and decided to just slap some hips, a GLaDOS head, and some new textures on a standard-looking biped robot model.
Congratulations GLaD.OS your date starts in 3 hours. Don’t be late.
GlaDos is NOT ready for the internal maintenance about to take place 😭
"Don't fist robot girls"
Engineer: "if they are prepared"
This is the best version of this.
Absolute cinema.
That face (for some reason) gave off "step on me" vibes 😑
As soon as i got on to watch this video i had one of two thoughts i will either regret watching this or enjoy it and currently i loved it simply because i was not expecting the ending where Chell went into simp mode
as a lesbian. I approve! GLaDOS's new hardware is thicc.
GET OUT
I didn't know chell was lebanese😂😂😂😂
I think that neurotoxin kicked in
Desde fernanflo el CRACK asta tu rifle que que va hacer CRACK🌚🗿‼️
Oh hell yes she’s so fine
Really good job on the writing too, it really expresses her character
Call me Shinji because I am about to be inside of that robot.
Then you better be ready to crank that Soulja boy
This is one of the few times I’ll hear you guys out. Go ahead.
Imagine the part when Wheatley takes over and he does this XD
*"THERE IS NOW LAW AGAINST THE THICC MALEVOLENT AI ROBOT BATMAN!"*
JONKLER NOOOOOOOOOOO
If GLaDOS came out like that, Id feel the same as her.
knowing GLADOS' character, I totally seeing her doing something like this.
If valve ever plans on making portal 3, they're so adding this in just because
Meanwhile:
“Heyyyy!! Check me out! Nanobots, son! Apparently, and you’ll never believe this, craziest thing, they harden in response to physical trauma! I…have no idea what that is, but it was the first thing that came to my mind, so…might-might be a good thing.”
Thats funny, senator armstrong + wheatley
Little did GLaDOS know what humans do when they are alone.
GLaDOS: "Now your envy will shrink away after you stare at me."
Me: "😐🤔😏😈 hehehehehhehehehehheheheh"
GLaDOS: "Wait, why are you smiling at m- *(realized)* 😳😳 Oh no..."
Me: "Oh yeah😈😈 you know what's gonna happen now."
**(CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK)**
GLaDOS: "😩😫😩😫😩😫😩 Ah~"
*CLANK*
*CLANK*
*CLANK*
*CLANK*
*CRUNCH*
*Short pause of silence for the brave man*
“AAAAA IT WAS WORHT IT!”
Wait, that is my port? Judging by the shading i put on her metallic parts and the lower eyelid, it's my port! Man, can i link your animation when i publish that GLaDOS to workshop?
also, thanks for using the glados port i did! (if is my port of course)
Sure.
You know, I'm something of a machine myself
Portal content in 2024? NICE.
We here at Aperture… are scared