"Edward and Bella" - A Bad Lip Reading of Twilight

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  • @tailsnatched3254
    @tailsnatched3254 5 років тому +9747

    “Dude you slapped a fish, you punched it, why would you hit it”
    My favorite quote EVER

    • @indy_go_blue6048
      @indy_go_blue6048 4 роки тому +91

      My #2. My #1 has to be "that was my most bestest creation."

    • @gam_anna8769
      @gam_anna8769 4 роки тому +163

      “I wanted to make some seafood”

    • @meilani1126
      @meilani1126 4 роки тому +104

      “that’s so loserly”

    • @udnn
      @udnn 4 роки тому +3

      please follow me, i need to reach 1000 subs

    • @thewasabi1939
      @thewasabi1939 4 роки тому +21

      That’s so...loserly

  • @betteloufiles1250
    @betteloufiles1250 6 років тому +6309

    Edward: I wanted to make some sea food.....
    Bella: that’s so *LoOsErLeY*

  • @rileyphillips167
    @rileyphillips167 6 років тому +8367

    “that cake is my most bestest creation... why’d you eat it”

  • @rafe5072
    @rafe5072 5 років тому +4230

    “What did you have for dinner”
    “Some leftover cake”
    “Cake?”
    “Wow, how dare you!?”
    “Did you finish it?”
    “So……”
    “That cAkE wAs mY bEsTeSt CrEaTiOn”
    I’m DEAD

  • @justdardes1584
    @justdardes1584 6 років тому +8119

    "He's Kevin, so.."
    "Okay?"
    "KEEEEEEVIIIIIN"
    *akwardly moves the microscope*

  • @teaforthepoor
    @teaforthepoor 6 років тому +7321

    Dude, you slapped a fish. You punched it, why would you hit it?

  • @Afurthyclays
    @Afurthyclays 5 років тому +6124

    When he yells “Cake?!” & it echoes through the forest, it’s so freaking epic!
    I laugh every time.

  • @laurafayehp
    @laurafayehp 4 роки тому +1702

    The acting goes more with this script so the acting actually improves too😂

  • @umno663
    @umno663 6 років тому +4053

    *you slapped a feeeeesh*

    • @V.U.4six
      @V.U.4six 6 років тому +66

      Kittywtf 18 you punched it, why would you hit it?

    • @heccinpotato839
      @heccinpotato839 6 років тому +54

      I wanted to make some sea food

    • @kamridoesroblox8992
      @kamridoesroblox8992 6 років тому +4

      Kittywtf 18 lol

    • @luxy828
      @luxy828 6 років тому +9

      Kittywtf 18 LOL YOU PUNCHED A FEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSHHHHHHHHH

    • @desireevictoria514
      @desireevictoria514 6 років тому +16

      That's so..looserly

  • @bricausewhynot4358
    @bricausewhynot4358 5 років тому +2632

    “What did you have for dinner?”
    “Cake.”
    *”CaKE?!?”*

  • @HannahLillee
    @HannahLillee 6 років тому +6419

    Now I can’t remember the original

  • @nekocat4293
    @nekocat4293 4 роки тому +2735

    "Ever seen a girl's tongue?"
    "Yeah it's wet and smells so bad."
    "That's just stupid."
    "Not if she eats cheese on egg."
    "....Enough said."

    • @lucykohl6807
      @lucykohl6807 4 роки тому +19

      Neko Cat I’m just on
      this part

    • @udnn
      @udnn 4 роки тому +1

      please follow me, im knew at youtube and i need to reach 1000 subscribers

    • @the-dullahan
      @the-dullahan 4 роки тому +34

      Cheese OR AN egg*

    • @xx-_-xx7124
      @xx-_-xx7124 4 роки тому +32

      *LMAO I thought she said* ‘’ever seen a girl’s dong?’’ xD

    • @Tasoq
      @Tasoq 3 роки тому +4

      @@xx-_-xx7124 okay, that cracked me up 😂

  • @goodjob3093
    @goodjob3093 7 років тому +3127

    You slapped a fish. You punched it, why would you hit it?

  • @ellacann7
    @ellacann7 5 років тому +1456

    “He’s Kevin so....”
    “Hmmm ok”
    “keeeevvvviiinnnn” 😂

  • @katiedowns1721
    @katiedowns1721 8 років тому +384

    "Bella: Dude you slapped a fish, you punched it, why did you hit it? Edward: I wanted to make seafood. Bella: That's so loserly! "

  • @erin3521
    @erin3521 4 роки тому +402

    The way it’s been 8 years and I still cry laughing when he says “that cake’s my most bestest creation”

    • @AmySkribble
      @AmySkribble Рік тому +2

      Literally same.
      I can't believe it's been like 10 years already

  • @dastinky1085
    @dastinky1085 8 років тому +1847

    "CAKE?!! Wow. How dare you, did you finish it?"

    • @reganhinz8556
      @reganhinz8556 8 років тому +4

      lol I was about to comment that

    • @ChowPunk
      @ChowPunk 8 років тому +24

      That cake was my best creation!

    • @DickerWaal
      @DickerWaal 8 років тому +24

      +Vincent Wang most bestest creation😂

    • @anja1627
      @anja1627 8 років тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @ladyingrey
      @ladyingrey 8 років тому +68

      Most intense conversation ever

  • @TVCastleAlways
    @TVCastleAlways 9 років тому +5625

    the drama over the cake was actually more interesting than the film itself...i mean who doesn't love cake

    • @darionfulcrum7002
      @darionfulcrum7002 9 років тому +61

      TVCastleAlways The cake is a lie.

    • @howaboutno1424
      @howaboutno1424 9 років тому +3

      Rithika Madhusha #fourtris

    • @susiehill7496
      @susiehill7496 9 років тому +4

      ray dosent like cake

    • @lh8939
      @lh8939 7 років тому +2

      TVCastleAlways truuu

    • @TVCastleAlways
      @TVCastleAlways 7 років тому +3

      totally forgot about this comment. didnt realise it had 700 likes hahaha!

  • @briannaarmendariz324
    @briannaarmendariz324 8 років тому +1515

    You slapped a fish, you punched it why would you hit it
    I wanted to make some seafood
    I'm dying 😂😭

    • @kito3312
      @kito3312 8 років тому

      same. same xD

    • @jaylene1121
      @jaylene1121 8 років тому +35

      that's so loserly

    • @JustMeAgain00
      @JustMeAgain00 8 років тому

      Brianna Armendariz 😂😂😂

    • @martinp1539
      @martinp1539 7 років тому +6

      Brianna Armendariz I fucking read this while I was playing. accidentally. I'm mind blown rn

    • @rosedifelice517
      @rosedifelice517 7 років тому +2

      I lost it at the extend "you slapped a fiiish"

  • @harei.
    @harei. 5 років тому +304

    "I dont wanna talk"
    "Wednesday,Tuesday?"
    "Dude...yOu SlaPpEd a FiSh"

  • @h3ct0r_h
    @h3ct0r_h 6 років тому +2454

    This must be really easy given that they mumble every thing

    • @Danamailin
      @Danamailin 5 років тому +46

      That's why I like the translation into my language in the Twilight movies way more

    • @kierarose3341
      @kierarose3341 5 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @emilykhoo9755
      @emilykhoo9755 5 років тому +1

      Yes totally

    • @kirishimasimp7588
      @kirishimasimp7588 5 років тому +1

      Right

    • @leigha3083
      @leigha3083 5 років тому +4

      True lmao, I still love the series tho, as shit as it is 😂

  • @Savikelle
    @Savikelle 5 років тому +1155

    In this version they find each other weird and repulsive I love it 😂😂

    • @np1472
      @np1472 4 роки тому +22

      That's the movie

    • @ajogoz
      @ajogoz 2 роки тому +5

      Another comment at exactly 666 likes ☠️

  • @Poenut
    @Poenut 6 років тому +5086

    "You punched a fiiiiiish"

  • @lillyblue1903
    @lillyblue1903 4 роки тому +607

    This kinda ruinned the movie to me. I dont think i can watch It without expecting her to say: "dude you slapped a fish"

    • @Jade-sp6wf
      @Jade-sp6wf 4 роки тому +12

      lilly blue ikr

    • @jamesmcinnis208
      @jamesmcinnis208 4 роки тому +39

      This is so much better than the movie.

    • @alpacawithouthat987
      @alpacawithouthat987 4 роки тому +13

      James McInnis The movie is still good when you pretend it’s a comedy

    • @jamesmcinnis208
      @jamesmcinnis208 4 роки тому +5

      @@alpacawithouthat987 You have to when a movie takes itself SO seriously.

    • @animegraveyard776
      @animegraveyard776 3 роки тому

      I read this moments before Bella said it!
      As as she said "Dude" I knew it was coming. 😂

  • @shotgunemdown5239
    @shotgunemdown5239 7 років тому +907

    That cake is my most bestest creation! why'd you eat it? 😂

  • @amymythen3744
    @amymythen3744 6 років тому +2111

    ‘Mouses have wee-wees?!’ Dead 😂😂😂

    • @youngfunny1824
      @youngfunny1824 6 років тому +40

      and 2 eyes

    • @klepsidratech5557
      @klepsidratech5557 6 років тому +4

      Of course they do! Just listen to the best-selling single in the history of Presidential debates: ua-cam.com/video/ufGlBv8Z3NU/v-deo.html

    • @ethanlivemere1162
      @ethanlivemere1162 5 років тому +1

      @@klepsidratech5557 Excactly what I thought

    • @michelleshotwell1667
      @michelleshotwell1667 5 років тому +4

      I was weak at that part🤣🤣

    • @TonyHerson
      @TonyHerson 3 роки тому

      @@youngfunny1824 dude don't spit

  • @natasharotagomez1290
    @natasharotagomez1290 5 років тому +595

    “Dude.....u slapped a fish!”
    “I wanted to make some seafood” 1:00
    I’m dead 😂😂😂

  • @aleksandramandic5757
    @aleksandramandic5757 4 роки тому +220

    The answer to what Twilight would have been like if Bella and Edward had been stoners😂

  • @kyuunrinlee1380
    @kyuunrinlee1380 7 років тому +3561

    "what did you have for dinner?"
    "cake"
    "cake?!"
    me and my sister everytime

    • @danmhowell351
      @danmhowell351 7 років тому +3

      KyuunRin Lee Jacksepticeye CONFIRMED

    • @kyleerose101
      @kyleerose101 7 років тому +64

      "That cake's my most bestest creation. Why'd you eat it."

    • @LS-xp1oz
      @LS-xp1oz 6 років тому

      KyuunRin Lee i

    • @cybertree
      @cybertree 6 років тому +2

      I literally cried 😂

    • @urmom.5467
      @urmom.5467 6 років тому

      KyuunRin Lee ,

  • @OrangeN00dle
    @OrangeN00dle 9 років тому +2241

    This is amazing! Laughing so much. Best part was _“Dude. You slapped a fish. You punched it. Why would you hit it?“ “I wanna make some seafood.”_ And the voice fits the facial expressions. The best.

  • @readingregan3226
    @readingregan3226 7 років тому +353

    Bella: I don't want to talk
    Edward: Tuesday Wednesday?
    Bella: Dude! You slapped a *fish*

  • @heidiyuzaidy8336
    @heidiyuzaidy8336 4 роки тому +672

    "Mouses has wee wee"
    "and two eyes"
    "Dude, dont spit"
    "Okay --uhmp"
    The start i wish it happened in twilight😂

  • @helenadefrance8119
    @helenadefrance8119 9 років тому +537

    "doood you slapped a fiiish! you punched it, why would you hit it?"

    • @RedBannerOfThePeople
      @RedBannerOfThePeople 9 років тому +12

      +Helena DeFrance I wanted to make some seafood...

    • @jeanines_channel3246
      @jeanines_channel3246 9 років тому +9

      +RedBannerOfThePeople That's so...loserly.

    • @TheWerecatboy
      @TheWerecatboy 9 років тому +2

      +Jean Eire I just wanted cake.

    • @Astralfirework
      @Astralfirework 9 років тому +4

      +Mama Rora CAKE?!?!

    • @TheWerecatboy
      @TheWerecatboy 9 років тому

      Wackyfox Cake. Sadly when I try to share it with GLaDOS she gets all abusive and shit. Must be a work thing.

  • @cookiesncream6141
    @cookiesncream6141 7 років тому +1198

    My favourite bit is the first line
    Mouses have wee wees
    And two eyes

  • @Faith-qh7js
    @Faith-qh7js 6 років тому +703

    “That cake’s my most bestest creation! Why’d you eat it??”
    “Just one piece...”
    I CAN’T 😂

  • @jadeheikkila9468
    @jadeheikkila9468 4 роки тому +88

    I just had to come back to this masterpiece after like seven years because "Dude. You slapped a fish, you punched it - why would you hit it?!" randomly popped into my mind a few minutes ago.

    • @ninjabrianbb13
      @ninjabrianbb13 2 роки тому +6

      And...."CAKE!???"

    • @angelpandadaylane4924
      @angelpandadaylane4924 9 місяців тому +1

      Always curiosity good ideas seem to really be popular on here, like bad lip reading.

  • @connorstuckey3885
    @connorstuckey3885 8 років тому +1111

    that cake was my most bestest creation

  • @chlownee
    @chlownee 6 років тому +196

    "Cake- HOW DARE YOU?!"
    Edward Cullen, 17

    • @arithearies1211
      @arithearies1211 6 років тому

      Pug Lord 2012* lol.

    • @alexlive1599
      @alexlive1599 6 років тому +4

      Nonono he isnt 17 hes a hundered something years old XD
      Sorry im a fan of twilight

  • @aubreyprice4151
    @aubreyprice4151 8 років тому +474

    "Dude you slapped a fish, you punched it. Why would you hit it?" I spit my drink out and nearly died laughing.

  • @maddiehobbs2123
    @maddiehobbs2123 4 роки тому +277

    me: mum can we watch twilight?
    mum: no we have twilight at home
    twilight at home:

  • @albamendoza6449
    @albamendoza6449 5 років тому +617

    “I spit on my brother”
    “Yikesss”😂

  • @simplykenobi
    @simplykenobi 8 років тому +1599

    for some reason this makes Kristin Stewart look better at acting xD

    • @harleynorwood4063
      @harleynorwood4063 8 років тому +16

      that is the most accurate thing I have ever read

    • @harleynorwood4063
      @harleynorwood4063 8 років тому +3

      that is the most accurate thing I have ever read

    • @laceyamy6734
      @laceyamy6734 8 років тому

      +Mike LaCroix lol ikr

    • @TheaElizabeth
      @TheaElizabeth 8 років тому +2

      Yessss

    • @dani010203stor
      @dani010203stor 8 років тому +22

      +Mike LaCroix ikr!?? since the first time i watched this things i thought exactly that! it's like, her facial expressions finally fit in what's going on!

  • @SoapyTurtles
    @SoapyTurtles 8 років тому +782

    Keeeeeviiin.

  • @NanamiKentos-Baguette
    @NanamiKentos-Baguette 2 роки тому +40

    I rewatched Twilight last night and was proud of myself cause I recited the whole "Dude... You slapped a fish, you punched it, why would you hit it?"

    • @peterlewis2178
      @peterlewis2178 Рік тому

      I couldn't help but think of this during that biology scene. Bella's mannerisms (in the actual movie when she talks about not liking the rain) are so distinctive, and I only really knew it from this video. It made me burst out laughing

  • @KarRuptAssassin
    @KarRuptAssassin 9 років тому +511

    This made more sense than twilight did.

  • @Dollust
    @Dollust 7 років тому +878

    duuude, you slapped a fish!!!
    the story of my life.

    • @ashrenee3693
      @ashrenee3693 7 років тому +12

      You punched it! Why would you hit it?

    • @Dollust
      @Dollust 7 років тому +6

      Ashley Estes I wanted to make sea food.

    • @xrk_ctrl
      @xrk_ctrl 7 років тому

      Sofia Maze the most rational reason ive heard so far..... you get an A+ and a gold star plus a thumbs up for effort 👍

    • @TH-ib7zz
      @TH-ib7zz 7 років тому

      Lol ikr! Also totally random question, is your last name really maze?

    • @Dollust
      @Dollust 7 років тому

      anthony gualti look up Kimmy hays.

  • @DrShaym
    @DrShaym 10 років тому +257

    Go Team Fish-Slapper!

  • @stevealferenc3554
    @stevealferenc3554 4 роки тому +34

    How do you actually match the lips so perfectly while maintaining their characters roles??

  • @kjwgf
    @kjwgf 8 років тому +433

    You slapped a fiiiiiish XD

    • @caitlinkelly8609
      @caitlinkelly8609 8 років тому +15

      you punched it why would you hit it. i wanted to make some seafood 😂😂😂

    • @anialiciouss
      @anialiciouss 8 років тому +1

      omg i saw that on fb😂

    • @heylar2072
      @heylar2072 8 років тому +18

      +Caitlin Kelly that's so... loserly.

    • @charleyelise2087
      @charleyelise2087 8 років тому +1

      +Ania Burnett same

  • @Ducttapestuff
    @Ducttapestuff 10 років тому +406

    You could literally release "Twilight: Bad lip reading edition" back into theatres and I guarantee it would get better reviews than the original film.

    • @Furrina89
      @Furrina89 10 років тому +40

      This made about as much sense as the movie...

    • @susanruner8943
      @susanruner8943 10 років тому

      :

    • @mango1023
      @mango1023 10 років тому

      YES.

    • @marcohernandez7518
      @marcohernandez7518 10 років тому

      Susan Runer gxvxcvhch

    • @Furrina89
      @Furrina89 10 років тому

      Guarded Titan It's High Praise because no one can emulate perfection... and THEY DID!

  • @emilya620
    @emilya620 8 років тому +746

    I love the cake conversation

  • @aseel7901
    @aseel7901 4 роки тому +49

    Grandma : what did u have for dinner?
    Me: leftover piece of cake.
    Grandma : CAKE!! HOW DARE YOU!

    • @udnn
      @udnn 4 роки тому

      hey funny person, can you subscribe to my channel plissss

  • @jess-pi3qf
    @jess-pi3qf 6 років тому +766

    But seriously where is the Chinese food

    • @danielpalacios155
      @danielpalacios155 6 років тому +7

      It's been two months and it never came.

    • @seanmichael5482
      @seanmichael5482 6 років тому +4

      Midnight Creations I got stuck in some traffic...underwater.

    • @liamellis7120
      @liamellis7120 6 років тому

      BITCH I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE

    • @millyy2228
      @millyy2228 5 років тому

      Your moms house

  • @sunandrain98
    @sunandrain98 7 років тому +694

    had to pause it to stop laughing so hard ppl are looking at me like I'm crazy

    • @omppuuhhh9576
      @omppuuhhh9576 6 років тому +2

      happy_kitty same

    • @nothingyet120
      @nothingyet120 6 років тому +1

      My roomates were looking at me like I'm crazy too, but it was worse in the train :D :D

    • @kacie8187
      @kacie8187 6 років тому +1

      My bf shouted at me but when I said what I was watching they were like ' why didn't you tell me !!!' And started watching with me

  • @amayafuller8895
    @amayafuller8895 6 років тому +448

    "Did you slapped the fisssssh"

  • @alessiab.6418
    @alessiab.6418 5 років тому +10

    0:52 the voice and the way he moves, STEVE HARRINGTON

  • @dr.skittles1143
    @dr.skittles1143 6 років тому +325

    That was my most bestest creation

  • @cloroxbleach8565
    @cloroxbleach8565 6 років тому +175

    That cakes was my bestest creation. Why did you eat it?

  • @plum7t
    @plum7t 8 років тому +70

    I lost my shit at "Dude. You slapped a fish. You punched it. Why would you hit it?" x'D

  • @imsimpinxx5847
    @imsimpinxx5847 4 роки тому +121

    Who else laughed at the cake part?????

  • @ZiggidyDooDa
    @ZiggidyDooDa 9 років тому +191

    DRAMATIC CONVERSATIONS ABOUT CAKE

    • @JoanDaBeast
      @JoanDaBeast 9 років тому +7

      He was my best friend

    • @sleephorse3648
      @sleephorse3648 8 років тому +1

      +Jonas Reyna CAKE!?

    • @salemdoesstuff
      @salemdoesstuff 8 років тому +1

      +Aaron “Boomi34” Schellhammer wow, how dare you. Did you finish it?

    • @bellahuffstetler135
      @bellahuffstetler135 8 років тому +1

      It was my most bestest creation...

  • @Laura-mo4qj
    @Laura-mo4qj 6 років тому +312

    That's so looooserly lmao

  • @anomienormie8126
    @anomienormie8126 6 років тому +852

    Way less cringey than the original movie

    • @PugTartz
      @PugTartz 5 років тому +17

      How dare you 😔

    • @kierarose3341
      @kierarose3341 5 років тому +1

      True

    • @chaz_borger
      @chaz_borger 5 років тому +7

      Master Lavellan THE MOVIE IS NOT CRINGEY!!

    • @Snow-xd4rv
      @Snow-xd4rv 5 років тому +3

      Chazmin TCMgamer+ Lol it is

    • @chaz_borger
      @chaz_borger 5 років тому +1

      X⃟x⃟SnowX⃟x⃟ ok so? Its just my opinion

  • @alice50000
    @alice50000 3 роки тому +29

    The other day I was in a river and actually slapped a fish and started dying well laughing cause this was all I could think about.

    • @ajogoz
      @ajogoz 2 роки тому +7

      You punched it? Why would you hit it?

    • @Lilstinkygoblin
      @Lilstinkygoblin Рік тому +1

      @@ajogoz they wanted to make seafood

  • @alixstar11
    @alixstar11 10 років тому +116

    "Keevvvvvvin"
    The funny part is, he moves the microscope to her like "wtf, you can just take that and shut up"

    • @nastasiacr3676
      @nastasiacr3676 10 років тому +44

      I think it's more like "uhh you're weird, take that and leave me alone..."

    • @alixstar11
      @alixstar11 10 років тому +20

      Yeah, I realised I could've phrased that better.

  • @snappiepappie9899
    @snappiepappie9899 8 років тому +152

    DOES SHE EVER CLOSE HER MOUTH

  • @kyleebarton5376
    @kyleebarton5376 7 років тому +242

    Cake! how dare you!!!
    lol, I couldn't stop laughing

  • @livelaughriverdale3246
    @livelaughriverdale3246 4 роки тому +194

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Not a single soul:
    Edward: WhErEs ThE cHiNeSe FoOd?!

    • @vecnussy5980
      @vecnussy5980 4 роки тому +5

      Honestly... mood

    • @fixthy6511
      @fixthy6511 3 роки тому +2

      It gave us corona

    • @twinny_mi
      @twinny_mi 3 роки тому +1

      @@fixthy6511 and right over here we find a racist!

    • @fixthy6511
      @fixthy6511 3 роки тому

      @@twinny_mi yfjydudut its called dark humor also it kinda did, I didnt generalize nor say oppress Chinese ppl so id advise u to look up the definition of racism. That was me making fun of the ppl who unironically talk like that. Plus yes it was the Chinese eating habits ultimately that caused Corona right? The bats or whatever? Racism is talking about race I didn't even??? Talk about the ppl??? I talked about the food dude.

  • @augustadams5006
    @augustadams5006 7 років тому +151

    I can't even remember what they are actually saying 😂

    • @kacie8187
      @kacie8187 6 років тому +5

      August Adams I know, his is way better than the actual movie though

    • @polliewhiting430
      @polliewhiting430 6 років тому +3

      Is it bad that I can remember what they're saying 😂

    • @kacie8187
      @kacie8187 6 років тому +1

      Pollie Whiting - nah not really

    • @alinabatool2371
      @alinabatool2371 6 років тому +2

      Doesn’t matter anyway... this is iconic 😂

    • @motherspiders3913
      @motherspiders3913 6 років тому

      Pollie Whiting well, what were they saying :D ?

  • @emmakoster7213
    @emmakoster7213 8 років тому +973

    still a better love story than twilight

    • @shreshthasingh425
      @shreshthasingh425 8 років тому +3

      ha!

    • @Napalm38382
      @Napalm38382 8 років тому +13

      So true, I'd watch the whole movie with this audio. lol

    • @kupcakez1019
      @kupcakez1019 8 років тому +1

      Copy Unoriginal

    • @emmakoster7213
      @emmakoster7213 8 років тому +2

      +Kupcakez 101 ;)

    • @Beall619
      @Beall619 7 років тому +1

      CinemaSins said the exact same thing at the end of there twilight video

  • @maceestill9518
    @maceestill9518 6 років тому +119

    Dude! You slapped a fish, punched it, why did you do that🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @NosebleeddeGroselha
    @NosebleeddeGroselha 2 роки тому +26

    Imagine if the thing of the film was that Edward and the Cullens were just bakers all along and they were just REALLY enthusiastic and serious about cakes lmao

  • @strifed169
    @strifed169 9 років тому +289

    who fucked up the video its off sync now!
    Joe Mckernan 2 weeks ago
    change to 360p

  • @shadoxir
    @shadoxir 10 років тому +351

    This was better than the movie itself.
    Not that I watched it.....

    • @2kooolkid
      @2kooolkid 10 років тому +16

      thats doesnt make any sense

    • @2kooolkid
      @2kooolkid 10 років тому +2

      reloxx uu am not saying i dont get it....he was making a joke saying the video is better than movie even though he then admitted he didnt watch the movie, which sound stupid even if he was trying to be sarcastic

    • @shadoxir
      @shadoxir 10 років тому +8

      *Ahem* I was attempting to hide the fact that I watched Twilight (Am ashamed) so that's why I used "Not that I watched in" but alas typing it out and saying it out won't have the same effect. I forgot about that. Sorry about that. My apologies good sir.

    • @2kooolkid
      @2kooolkid 10 років тому +1

      Shadoxir i didnt consider that part, probably would have understand if the words were spoken in person rather don't reading via text

    • @shadoxir
      @shadoxir 10 років тому +1

      Yup. That's right. It would've made more sense in person.

  • @laurierichards1648
    @laurierichards1648 8 років тому +80

    I laughed so hard when she said, you slapped a fish

  • @florenciaalvez-georgeoglou7254
    @florenciaalvez-georgeoglou7254 4 роки тому +20

    CAKE!?
    *awkward silence and intense music*
    how dare you.
    *more awkward silence*
    Did you finish it?

  • @kwangyagal
    @kwangyagal 8 років тому +60

    "That cake was my most bestest creation. Why did you eat it?"

  • @abbyc9924
    @abbyc9924 8 років тому +120

    The movies would've been so much better if they were made like this.

  • @isabellesprinkle4187
    @isabellesprinkle4187 8 років тому +109

    "I wanted to make seafood." 😂

  • @Ender101dragon
    @Ender101dragon 4 роки тому +46

    "Dude, You slapped a fIiIiIiiIsh"
    Iconic moment, had me and my sister laughing.

  • @stayniftyGuyFaceMannPersonDude
    @stayniftyGuyFaceMannPersonDude 10 років тому +144

    "'That cake was my most bestest creation."

  • @elniemoor2152
    @elniemoor2152 7 років тому +148

    I laughed so hard....I can't even! My stomach hurts!

  • @khadija9627
    @khadija9627 6 років тому +114

    What do u have for dinner?? 😂😂
    Cake
    Cake!?
    How dare you 😂😂😂

    • @issy1842
      @issy1842 4 роки тому

      Khadija Parvaiz I’m deaddd

  • @havannahwild2817
    @havannahwild2817 4 роки тому +15

    It sounds like they're all high, lmao, I need a full movie of this!!!

  • @chloereed8961
    @chloereed8961 6 років тому +223

    That damn cake

  • @robotpegasus4087
    @robotpegasus4087 9 років тому +328

    you slapped a fiiiiish

    • @AashishHariKrishnan
      @AashishHariKrishnan 9 років тому +4

      +Robot Pegasus You Punched it!

    • @rachaelmarie1188
      @rachaelmarie1188 9 років тому +6

      +Aashish HK why would you hit it?

    • @j.s8071
      @j.s8071 9 років тому +11

      +Rachael Brentley
      I wanted to make some seafood...

    • @BeautyGirl1609
      @BeautyGirl1609 9 років тому +2

      +Juhi S THATS SO LOSERR-LY

  • @Xx_Gore.dolli_xX
    @Xx_Gore.dolli_xX 5 років тому +106

    Starts off: *"AHHH MOUSES HAVE WEE WEES?"* *"and eyes too"*

  • @creativeusername6927
    @creativeusername6927 4 роки тому +24

    "Mouses have WeE WeE's!?"
    -Edward Cullen

  • @kacie8187
    @kacie8187 6 років тому +307

    Legend has it the Chinese food is still missing

  • @WoahYouExist
    @WoahYouExist 10 років тому +47

    So in this version of Twilight, Bella has an incest fetish with her brother named Kevin, and Edward is all grossed out by it and goes off on a fishing trip to clear his head cuz he has a crush on Bella and this new information is startling to him. In his frustrations, he ends up beating up an innocent fish then throws it into the water.
    Bella, being stressed over her secret being revealed, goes to talk to Edward at his house. She finds cake there. She decides she could take some frosting off the top, but surly enough that escalated into having a whole piece. Unable to face Edward after her crime, she ran into the woods outside his home. Edward runs after her, wanting to talk to her. While running, she turns to him and he can smell cake on her breath. After this she stops running. She knows she's been found out.
    He's furious. He made that cake in order to apologize to her for calling her gross and confess his love. But now his plan was ruined. What could he do?
    He asked Bella to come to a dance with him, which he would take for an apology. She agreed to this. At the dance, Bella realized that, all this time, Edward was the one she wanted. Not Kevin. She realized this as they were dancing, alone, him holding her to his chest. He was so strong and graceful. How could she not have noticed? She was thinking about kissing him, but got scared that he would reject her. So, in order to prompt him, she asked if he'd ever seen a girl's tongue.
    "Yeah," he said, "it's wet and smells so bad."
    Taking this as a rejection, she tried to defend girls. Edward noticed her sudden sour mood and clearly explained what he meant. Bella then wanted him to stop talking- he was making it worse.
    Later that week, Bella decided it would be okay to tell him how she felt. She was falling for him. Fast. She asked him to go out for some Chinese food in the evening. He said sure, asking where it would be.
    Later that evening.
    At first, they just went on talking about their day at school, their friends and family, laughing together, enjoying one another's company. Then, Bella spoke up.
    "Edward...?"
    "Yeah?"
    "I-...I have something to te-"
    "Wait. Me first."
    "Oh, uhm. Alright.." She was relieved. For now.
    "Bella, I think I'm in love with you. I- I've thought so for awhile. And before you..before you say you don't want me, I just want to tell you that you are the best person in my life."
    Bella was shocked. He...loved her? All those times she'd called him her best friend, all those times he'd smiled at her with such a kind face and caring eyes. She'd never noticed. Not once. But now it was her turn.
    "Oh, Edward! I do want you! I love you, too! So much!" Tears were rolling down her cheeks, ever so silently.
    "Please, don't say I'll reject you. I won't. I love you, Edward."
    Then vampire shit went down the end.
    (I had no idea this would turn out so detailed. Sorry 'bout that, friends. Still a better love story than twi- oh. Still a better love story than 50 Shades of Grey.)

    • @scoobydoo982
      @scoobydoo982 10 років тому +3

      I accidentally said Fishy Shades of Grey... :D

    • @Soccerfox2775
      @Soccerfox2775 10 років тому +10

      Still a better love story than....oh wait.....

  • @ko9318
    @ko9318 6 років тому +713

    wow this actually emphasises the bad acting that was going on in twilight even more xD

    • @BORBASAUR
      @BORBASAUR 6 років тому +6

      Ya don't have to say that.

    • @STEALTH1USA
      @STEALTH1USA 5 років тому +4

      X2^ that movie sucks

    • @norahhom
      @norahhom 5 років тому +20

      KÖ edward and bella are just introverted people in general. you clearly haven’t read the books.

    • @norahhom
      @norahhom 5 років тому +3

      Irresistible Chocolatebonbon if you hated it so much maybe you should’ve just not read it 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @guerrillaentrepreneur5999
      @guerrillaentrepreneur5999 5 років тому +7

      @Irresistible Chocolatebonbon Yeah, books....good, movie + acting....bad.
      Basically, just a ton of eye-candy no matter your poison.......................

  • @mylife1221
    @mylife1221 Рік тому +1

    ever since my form tutor played this in class in 2014, this + the hunger games ones + the walking dead ones have been lurking in my subconscious. the slapping a fish part was my fav but oh my god, the cake. "wow. how dare you."

  • @adoringjess
    @adoringjess 9 років тому +146

    What if people actually communicated like this 😭

  • @bloomingfaith7849
    @bloomingfaith7849 8 років тому +21

    "Dudeee... You slapped a fishh." DIED

  • @ollieeww
    @ollieeww 5 років тому +72

    1:00
    «dude.»
    «You slapped a fish.»
    Wha-

  • @harumigacitua4506
    @harumigacitua4506 Рік тому +4

    I landed on this video from a Pinterest clipping and it's so funny. Their voices are very nice too. I love the part of "Dude, you slapped a fish" and the part of "That cake was my bestest creation".

  • @TheMoolimoo
    @TheMoolimoo 6 років тому +135

    *I wanted to make some seafood*

  • @jackdomanski4604
    @jackdomanski4604 8 років тому +90

    "Mouses have wee-wees?"
    I see one wittle wee wee yeah every mouse has a weeny.

    • @mayamoran2903
      @mayamoran2903 8 років тому

      Which video is this from?

    • @jackdomanski4604
      @jackdomanski4604 8 років тому +1

      Maya Moran
      First 2015 Republican Debate BLR.

    • @ddavda100
      @ddavda100 8 років тому +1

      +Lexi Roberts woooo!!

  • @hi-ck1kb
    @hi-ck1kb 8 років тому +117

    "You slapped the fish, you punched it, why would you hit it?"
    "I just wanted to make seafood..."

  • @jakepullman4914
    @jakepullman4914 4 роки тому +15

    Still a better love story than.... wait...