Coney pridefully booting up Crossy Road after hearing the high score like he was gonna beat it first try just to die to the first car sparked so much joy in my heart.
I love Tekken 8’s story so much. Imagine if the president went on international TV and said “send your best fighter for a tournament and if you lose your country gets nuked” and everyone was just chill about it
7:40 when i was a kid i was the fastest harvest moon 3 speedrunner because at the start of the game you can say no to working at the farm and the game just automatically ends
Annoyingly many Guinness world record have been beaten, for example the dark souls one has been beaten a few times one person being Zerolenny. But he refused to pay guiness and basically just told his fanbase "you know i did it"
If i remember correctly the Guinness book of records had a borderlands 2 world record that was blatantly cheating because he said yeah this is legit and they went ok
Don’t worry Coney, we support your ideology of beating all these records. You just need to have a shit ton of time, money, patience, virtue, and resilience in order to do so. Mal and Juliette can handle themselves because YOU’RE OUR STREAMER. See you in 2057 when you beat all their records, only to have them taken back again!
Nobody asked, but the Tetris one has already been beaten. I forget what the exact achievement was (I think something about getting the earliest kill-screen at the time, but I'm probably wrong), but he didn't get the highest score possible. Either way, multiple people have beaten him by now both score wise and for the kill-screen. Also Billy Mitchell is a compulsive liar who sues people to get his way.
🤓☝️ erm actually Metroid has the longest running continuous timeline starting 8 years before Tekken and having 6 more mainline games. However that’s only true because the developer, Yoshio Nakamoto said “nuh uh”, and there’s art of Other M in Dread a game that almost assuredly shouldn’t be canon but Nakamoto claimed is. Also because Zero Mission and Returns aren’t meant to retcons of 1&2, rather they are just “ad-ons” to the story adding in between missions that really don’t touch the canon of Metroid 1 and 2 all that much.
>asked where the biggest video game memorabilia collection is >immediately assumes American Midwest, specifically Ohio Scott The Woz has defined the reputation of an entire geographical region
If that was inheritance, I would hate to be that guy's ancestor watching him spend a good chunk of everything that the entire lineage worked towards on a virtual reality nightclub.
I love how the guy who has the “biggest collection of video game memorabilia” is obviously just a Nintendo buff with the majority of his stuff coming from the NES/SNES/64, he’s not actually got a comprehensive video game merch collection. Granted Nintendo probably has more merch than any other games company, but i think if a rich guy purchased all the X box, PlayStation and modern Nintendo (post GameCube) merch they could find they could easily beat him.
Bearzly’s Dark Souls controller record has literally been beaten! ZeroLenny beat it a while ago, but he didn’t get it verified by Guiness becasue apparently Guiness records are a huge money-making scam.
Beating it on even one of the instrument controllers is an insane feat. 2, let alone 7 is astonishingly hard. Coney's downplaying of every record was quickly getting annoying
It was beaten a while ago by ZeroLenny. A lot of the “challenge” comes from having to design ways to get obscure controllers to work with the game. ZeroLenny’s record isn’t Guiness verified cuz apparently that costs a lot of money and is generally a scam.
To be fair, some of these records seem relatively easy to beat, but it's more a case of "Why would you spend all that time actually beating it when you could literally do anything else"
Zero Lenny literally set out to beat the dark souls controller record, and it's more about 'how many weird controllers can we use for dark souls?' than it is skill of dark souls.
Yeah that's 4 hours of breaks a day. I can see an hour or two, but four? Some people sleep less than that a day (light sleepers). I assume they allow you to build up your breaks to a certain point, so a light sleeper would literally be getting their normal amount of sleep or in some cases more than what they normally sleep. What a joke.
It was beaten a while ago by ZeroLenny. A lot of the “challenge” comes from having to design ways to get obscure controllers to work with the game. ZeroLenny’s record isn’t Guiness verified cuz apparently that costs a lot of money and is generally a scam.
Coming from listening to peak (KIDS SEE GHOSTS please listen cover to cover full blast on headphones it will change your life) to watching Coney interpret that how you will
One day I'll stop getting clickbaited into a reactmojo video
But isn't that so in character for WatchMojo?
But why would you want that
i hope i never stop getting clickbaited into watching reactmojo videos
because u will be clicking on them intentionally
But not today!
Coney pridefully booting up Crossy Road after hearing the high score like he was gonna beat it first try just to die to the first car sparked so much joy in my heart.
Coney's hubris is his own worst enemy.
Thinks he "can beat" the crossy roads record, IMMEDIATELY FAILS ON THE FIRST OBSTACLE
I love Tekken 8’s story so much. Imagine if the president went on international TV and said “send your best fighter for a tournament and if you lose your country gets nuked” and everyone was just chill about it
This is the reality where Raiden never beat Senator Armstrong.
They didn't need to paint Billy Mitchell as an asshole, he naturally did that himself.
7:40 when i was a kid i was the fastest harvest moon 3 speedrunner because at the start of the game you can say no to working at the farm and the game just automatically ends
Annoyingly many Guinness world record have been beaten, for example the dark souls one has been beaten a few times one person being Zerolenny. But he refused to pay guiness and basically just told his fanbase "you know i did it"
Most records are a scam anyway. Have a lawyer check it, make an event, pay Guinness to show up, free record, Some 8 year old kid reads it in a book.
If i remember correctly the Guinness book of records had a borderlands 2 world record that was blatantly cheating because he said yeah this is legit and they went ok
My mind literally cannot comprehend how that old man played 20,000 perfect games of Wii bowling. Peepaw please, we haven't seen you in years
for a sec i thought they meant consecutive
PEEPAWWWW 😭😭😭😭
Don’t worry Coney, we support your ideology of beating all these records. You just need to have a shit ton of time, money, patience, virtue, and resilience in order to do so. Mal and Juliette can handle themselves because YOU’RE OUR STREAMER. See you in 2057 when you beat all their records, only to have them taken back again!
now all of youtube can watch coney die to literally the first obstacle in crossy road, a game for ipad babies
“Anyone could do this, it just takes time” most people have shit to do, Coney
You can do anything that just takes time, but time is not a renewable resource!
"I can do that." *Dies on the first obstacle
A Coney classic
16:06 my exact reaction to half the gymnasts ages at the olympics
Coneys greatest videogame world record is having the worlds worst gaming opinions
Coney the whole video: "that's not that impressive I could beat that"
No one will ever beat tcnick3’s record because no one will want to
The Tetris record was beaten before the WatchMojo video was even posted
Nobody asked, but the Tetris one has already been beaten. I forget what the exact achievement was (I think something about getting the earliest kill-screen at the time, but I'm probably wrong), but he didn't get the highest score possible. Either way, multiple people have beaten him by now both score wise and for the kill-screen.
Also Billy Mitchell is a compulsive liar who sues people to get his way.
first person to crash the game
🤓☝️ erm actually Metroid has the longest running continuous timeline starting 8 years before Tekken and having 6 more mainline games. However that’s only true because the developer, Yoshio Nakamoto said “nuh uh”, and there’s art of Other M in Dread a game that almost assuredly shouldn’t be canon but Nakamoto claimed is. Also because Zero Mission and Returns aren’t meant to retcons of 1&2, rather they are just “ad-ons” to the story adding in between missions that really don’t touch the canon of Metroid 1 and 2 all that much.
These records may be UNBEATABLE but Coney is UNBEARABLE True?
This comment kinda TRUEE acthually...
Another Great Coney original movie
Disliked
>asked where the biggest video game memorabilia collection is
>immediately assumes American Midwest, specifically Ohio
Scott The Woz has defined the reputation of an entire geographical region
3:00 god I love hearing about shit like entropia universe or eve online, it's so fascinating to me
Coney could hold a world record in Concord. There's only a 1000 people to compete with.
Holy hell I forgot about Lil Poison. I used to play against him all of the time wow
0:48 the moment he said it was in ohio I thought "or Illinois" 😭
Thte newswoman: You should be doing something productive.
Coney: You should be watching Skibidi toilet.
It's crazy that Jack 1 is just a dude
I forgot about crossy road, that shit rules!
If that was inheritance, I would hate to be that guy's ancestor watching him spend a good chunk of everything that the entire lineage worked towards on a virtual reality nightclub.
YOOOO I LOVE THIS HIGH QUALITY CONEY CONTENT
Only 10 seconds in and Coney's already seeing that damn hedgehog that he hates, now that one's gotta be a new record
I love how the guy who has the “biggest collection of video game memorabilia” is obviously just a Nintendo buff with the majority of his stuff coming from the NES/SNES/64, he’s not actually got a comprehensive video game merch collection. Granted Nintendo probably has more merch than any other games company, but i think if a rich guy purchased all the X box, PlayStation and modern Nintendo (post GameCube) merch they could find they could easily beat him.
I got a CONEY prime ad before this video lol
If Coney was two dimensional would he be triangley?
CROSSY ROADS POSTING HELL YEAHHHHH
Bearzly’s Dark Souls controller record has literally been beaten! ZeroLenny beat it a while ago, but he didn’t get it verified by Guiness becasue apparently Guiness records are a huge money-making scam.
I spent that entire video dreading the moment when the Dragster clip might appear
Downplaying beating dark souls 7 or 9 times with different controllers including instruments is crazy
Beating it on even one of the instrument controllers is an insane feat. 2, let alone 7 is astonishingly hard. Coney's downplaying of every record was quickly getting annoying
It was beaten a while ago by ZeroLenny. A lot of the “challenge” comes from having to design ways to get obscure controllers to work with the game. ZeroLenny’s record isn’t Guiness verified cuz apparently that costs a lot of money and is generally a scam.
I will buy 30000 pokemon memorabilia items ez record
Coney, the reason you got the first one wrong was thinking that Ohio actually exists..
A youtuber named ZeroLenny broke the Dark Souls 1 controller record already he made a video about it
These people don't stand a chance against the best nintendo world championships player
Don't show JaidenAnimations #6 she might take it as a challenge 😬
them saying the longest tunnel one is unbreakable is really funny considering i know the guy who has broken it
Man I hate this guy thought this wasn’t M watch mojo I thought this was wheel champ 😔
Damn my twitch accounts older than that chatter... im gettin old
im so insulted you think teens watch skibidi toilet
idk who this dude is but his face sets off some serious alarm bells
The hubris if coney thinking he’ll be alive in 18 years is immense. Also happy 76th birthday, coney.
I do like some good chili
I just closed crossy road and now I’m greeted by this thumbnail
"I could do this if I had enough time!" Coney, you can apply that to literally any skill or record, you ain't that guy...
To be fair, some of these records seem relatively easy to beat, but it's more a case of "Why would you spend all that time actually beating it when you could literally do anything else"
SHALL WE!??!?
Zero Lenny literally set out to beat the dark souls controller record, and it's more about 'how many weird controllers can we use for dark souls?' than it is skill of dark souls.
My toxic trait is thinking I could beat all of these easily
so next up a casual video of coney playing call of duty for 200 hours without break i heard
The random Kentucky stray is wild
yummers yummers slop slop sloppy mojo video being turned into an even more slop slop sloppy video for me yay
Do you guys not have crossy road in the US? It was massive in the UK a couple years ago
I call bs on that longest minecraft tunnel record, some people dig all the way to the world border
Person who made an entire community hate smash, gotta be some kind of record for that.
0:25 this seems like the Guinness World Record for job security
Wii bowling guy had the the greatest generation of all time money type shit.
These videos are UNBEATABLE (💀)
From the Midwest, you owe us a casserole
YESSSSS MORE CONTENT SLOP MY FAVOURITE
we do be eatin chili
Wow these are really unbreakable
Tekken mentioned :)
Is Coney good at any game?
10 minute break every hour?? So not a streak then
Yeah that's 4 hours of breaks a day. I can see an hour or two, but four? Some people sleep less than that a day (light sleepers). I assume they allow you to build up your breaks to a certain point, so a light sleeper would literally be getting their normal amount of sleep or in some cases more than what they normally sleep. What a joke.
That dark souls controller one can't be that hard to beat
It was beaten a while ago by ZeroLenny. A lot of the “challenge” comes from having to design ways to get obscure controllers to work with the game. ZeroLenny’s record isn’t Guiness verified cuz apparently that costs a lot of money and is generally a scam.
yoo
Views in minutes... Fell off
Coming from listening to peak (KIDS SEE GHOSTS please listen cover to cover full blast on headphones it will change your life) to watching Coney interpret that how you will
Overrated
On stream before coney said he listened to KSG and said he didn’t care for it
@@djk1563 for some reason I can't imagine coney listening to Kanye West, or really anything that isn't video game music
@@TableSalt_ I can imagine his old ass listening to the beastie boys
@@djk1563 true actually, he also said he liked ATCQ
3:27 maybe if i were stuck in a cave for thousands of years