Really shocked that no one linked that Xbox commercial where the woman is giving birth and then the baby goes flying out of her like a canon breaking through the walls and soaring into the sky all the while the baby rapidly ages through all stages of life until he finally lands in his grave, dead.
As a member of the FGC, that trailer for Omnia was so spot-on that the only reason anyone would ever be mad at it would be if it called them out. And boy, did it.
As someone outside the FGC what exactly was this so spot-on in calling out? To me it just seems like a bit of a play on shitty mobile ads/anime fighters
@@IanZWhite00 i dont remember much of the full ad and im too lazy to check but if i were to take a guess, people probably got upset at the ad for ripping on the homogenization of fighting games, especially anime fighters. Tho don’t quote me on that im probably way off
_especially_ unexpected if, like me, you vaguely remembered seeing the second ad before and were fully expecting him to just flip the cake and shout at her
Honestly, Chocobo deserved to be the champ, purely because it was incredibly strange while also showing absolutely no gameplay, so someone who didn't know what Final Fantasy was would be confused, while Rayman 3 at least showed gameplay.
Idk, You have to respect the sheer confidence the Chocobo ad exudes. Especially with how insanely popular Final Fantasy was in Japan at the time, it's justified to a certain extent. There was no good reason to make multiple Rayman Pee ads.
I’m kinda sad that everyone always goes “OMG THE PS3 BABY IS SO WEIRD AND CREEPY” and never brings up that Sony did an entire ad campaign for the PS2 that was literally all just that kind of weird creepy insanity, including a few that-I kid you not-were directed by DAVID LYNCH.
I still think the sexual assault ad is the strangest. The strangeness goes beyond the ad. There were adults that all agreed that they should have a CHILD and an ADULT kiss while the CHILD grabs the woman's breast. How was that not Illegal?
Australians are degenerates, it's what happens when a country is ran by leftists and now they plan on legalizing weed so get ready for more children being assaulted
I also love how relatively recent they were. Nintendo is so overly-protective of Mario’s brand these days seeing them green-light the kind of goofy ad you’d see in the 90s was really nice
7:30 i thought that was gonna go in that direction in the back of my mind since the shots had some... interesting angles, but i immediately dismissed the thought, holy shit!
I love how any time someone gets fucking owned Coney just shouts "DIE". I don't know why but his inflection is so good. Just as funny but in the other direction is when Toad went to the hospital and Coney just shouts with complete genuine heart, "PLEASE TAKE CARE OF HIM"
My favorite part of the Spongecake ad is it's for a G rated game. So the marketing team thought the best way to sell this game marketed towards children was to have a child say fuck.
I was watching this video and then my neighbour came and we watched it together. He said that this video changed his life and touched his heart. I then went and rented a projector in a big field and my entire town watched it and it changed their lives too. We all are so grateful. Thank You for this video.
I forgot about "ronnied"! God I love all the coney-isms so much, this guy made me say "booosh" then "gooosh" then "dooosh" then "booosh" again for months, and I use "that rules" so often!
Instant Rockstar's biggest mistake was being too early. It doesn't make good content to have 1 champ for almost the whole video, and eventually, people just wanted to see it lose.
I love bad influencer ad reads, between qtcinderella's "that's so cuuute", that one emiru ad and tyler1 Nd aome others just reading the Script Bar for Bar with instructions, we truly are in the golden age of video game Marketing!
I recommend checking out the Mario Kart Double Dash and Senran Kagura Burst adverts that aired in the UK, the Mario Kart one has an old lady inexplicably throwing luggage at people in an airport XD
It's a shame none of the Acclaim ad campaigns from the early 2000s were/could be included. Would have loved to see Coney's reaction to people getting paid to name their baby Turok and commit traffic violations in order to bloodvertise Shadowman: 2econd Coming on their dead Turok baby's grave on their way to pick up their copy of Burnout 2.
I love coming back to this video and laughing at the memories for some of these. That PS3 baby commercial single handedly stopped a child me from getting into Playstation. I saw that shit during the super bowl ads, and I noped tf out!
I so want that Jam Sessions game to become a stupid meme format. Someone does something outrageous and then at the end it just has a guitar riff was "INSTANT ROCKSTAR" before cutting to Jam Sessions. It's wonderful.
Maybe someone submitted it and its not in the vid, but it's so sad that no one did that one super bowl ad where a guy gets ejected from the womb, grows up stupidly fast while flying through the air, and dies by crashing into a gravestone. i believe it might've been for ps4, funnily enough considering the ps3 baby ad exists.
Video game ads were fuckin’ _wack_ Also I’m really surprised that one Smash 64 ad didn’t show up. If that wasn’t anywhere in this stream then Coney’s chat really just doesn’t have any good ideas.
If I discovered Coney sooner enough to submit an ad I would have either the BANNED TMNT german pickles ad or the Japanese chalk throwing milk ad German banned TMNT pickles ad: ua-cam.com/video/MIhL-k12Nfc/v-deo.html Japanese chalk throwing milk ad: ua-cam.com/video/nOJd3xoKMyI/v-deo.html
5:50 critikal’s so cool 7:35 ??!?!??!!?? IS THAT EVEN LEGAL????? 7:58 yup 8:07 exactly dude 8:52 please no 9:10 why 10:31 this sucks 10:45 ok 11:12 YEEEAH?!!? 11:21 i would be 11:26 goated one
the kirby throwing a child into the stars ad is so unbelievably funny because he just pops out and doesnt say a word and leaves
Chad kirby
Kirby can’t even talk.
@@madysonandres9571 He can
Rassicas and prochara viewer
@@madysonandres9571 He can just only in japanese
Really shocked that no one linked that Xbox commercial where the woman is giving birth and then the baby goes flying out of her like a canon breaking through the walls and soaring into the sky all the while the baby rapidly ages through all stages of life until he finally lands in his grave, dead.
Multiple people linked that ad in the actual stream
Coney already saw that on a watchmojo
what’s this even advertising
I cannot explain why but Coney saying "Ubisoft was like 'bro what if, like, Rayman just, like, KEPT peeing'" had me in fucking stitches.
As a member of the FGC, that trailer for Omnia was so spot-on that the only reason anyone would ever be mad at it would be if it called them out.
And boy, did it.
He spoke the truth and they hated him for it
As someone outside the FGC what exactly was this so spot-on in calling out? To me it just seems like a bit of a play on shitty mobile ads/anime fighters
@@IanZWhite00 i dont remember much of the full ad and im too lazy to check but if i were to take a guess, people probably got upset at the ad for ripping on the homogenization of fighting games, especially anime fighters. Tho don’t quote me on that im probably way off
The instant rockstar ad was literally one of the most unexpected things I’ve ever seen.
Yeah like I know weird video game ads but holy shit.
@@l.a.rodriguez9581 it's not funny weird it's illegal weird :(
_especially_ unexpected if, like me, you vaguely remembered seeing the second ad before and were fully expecting him to just flip the cake and shout at her
@@TerrariaLuvr nah it's pretty funny once the initial shock wears off
@@yummynubs3646 I'm just uncomfortable with any sexual scenes. It's a me thing
Toad lying on the stretcher had me actually coughing from laughing too hard, holy shit
15:16
@@dillonbenson5908thank!
Someone turn this into a meme format
Honestly, Chocobo deserved to be the champ, purely because it was incredibly strange while also showing absolutely no gameplay, so someone who didn't know what Final Fantasy was would be confused, while Rayman 3 at least showed gameplay.
Idk, You have to respect the sheer confidence the Chocobo ad exudes. Especially with how insanely popular Final Fantasy was in Japan at the time, it's justified to a certain extent. There was no good reason to make multiple Rayman Pee ads.
does squeenix imply Chocobo has a huge cock? I dont think so
Near the peak of Final fantasies popularity as well
I haven’t recovered from that instant rockstar ad. That genuinely scarred me
I’m kinda sad that everyone always goes “OMG THE PS3 BABY IS SO WEIRD AND CREEPY” and never brings up that Sony did an entire ad campaign for the PS2 that was literally all just that kind of weird creepy insanity, including a few that-I kid you not-were directed by DAVID LYNCH.
The American heart association got me going
I still think the sexual assault ad is the strangest. The strangeness goes beyond the ad. There were adults that all agreed that they should have a CHILD and an ADULT kiss while the CHILD grabs the woman's breast. How was that not Illegal?
Grab his aunts breast as well
Europeans just be like that
Australians are degenerates, it's what happens when a country is ran by leftists and now they plan on legalizing weed so get ready for more children being assaulted
@@WorldBeans don’t think it’s European…
The French
So, after watching this I can conclude that Ubisoft is crazy lol
You could even say they are raving rabid
They're French, it's not surprising
Now we know why Rayman didn't make it into Smash ultimate, because like Ridley he was "too big"
I submitted the ostrich, it was good being champ for a little while but competition got really damn good by the end of the night
Very good submission! 👏
I swear to god that Instant Rockstar add is the hardest I've laughed in fucking months.
I may not have won, but I definitely caused the most emotional damage
WOW coney! These truly are the STRANGEST video game advertisments!
Honestly Mario Mercedes GLA should have won imo. They put so much effort into such a silly campaign, and I think that deserves some respect.
I also love how relatively recent they were. Nintendo is so overly-protective of Mario’s brand these days seeing them green-light the kind of goofy ad you’d see in the 90s was really nice
Chad mario
Those ads are great but they aren’t really advertising a video game; they’re advertising the Mercedes GLA.
@@okapi_qLate as hell, but they're advertising the Mercedes GLA with Mario because the Mercedes GLA was in Mario Kart 8. It was cross-promotion.
the rayman 3 peeing ad makes me think of the times when every truck had that peeing calvin bumper sticker. specially since it had hoodlum in the title
I was watching this on my school bus and the only thing you could hear from my phone was Coney screaming:
*MORE RACISM*
10:17 Maximilian Dood’s version of this is so damn good
This is a “Instant Rockstar should have been champ” button
Specifically instant rockstar 2 ir1 should be sealed away for eternity
Button pressed
Seeing this comment before the video makes this even more cursed
Illegal
1:55 “He star-ved to death” *approves in dad*
I could barely keep track of what was happening in the Rap Rat ad… I think that’s why I liked it so much.
All I know after this movie is we need the mobile game ad Wheelchamp asap
The anime fighting game's commentary reminded me a lot of when Alpharad did a video about making ads for a fighting game
It's like they saw Alpharad's brawlout trailer on Steam and went "lets do this" without any of the irony
7:30 i thought that was gonna go in that direction in the back of my mind since the shots had some... interesting angles, but i immediately dismissed the thought, holy shit!
I love how any time someone gets fucking owned Coney just shouts "DIE". I don't know why but his inflection is so good. Just as funny but in the other direction is when Toad went to the hospital and Coney just shouts with complete genuine heart, "PLEASE TAKE CARE OF HIM"
That Rayman ad had me bustin' up laughing, that was f***ing golden.
Nice pun.
@@S_Boomer98 unintended, but it works-
My favorite part of the Spongecake ad is it's for a G rated game. So the marketing team thought the best way to sell this game marketed towards children was to have a child say fuck.
well, it was an australian ad, so it kinda makes sense
I was watching this video and then my neighbour came and we watched it together. He said that this video changed his life and touched his heart. I then went and rented a projector in a big field and my entire town watched it and it changed their lives too. We all are so grateful.
Thank You for this video.
Remember, some people have wrong opinions about something [INCORRECT BUZZER SOUND THAT PIERCES THE HEAVENS]
The ad that first came to mind for this is the yoshi ad where the guy explodes from eating too much spaghetti.
21:15 put this in any splatoon Story level, I promise you you will not be able to tell the difference!
I forgot about "ronnied"! God I love all the coney-isms so much, this guy made me say "booosh" then "gooosh" then "dooosh" then "booosh" again for months, and I use "that rules" so often!
i’m a little upset that “YOOP” is in my regular vocabulary but only a little
@@thatoneguy9582 couldn't agree more
Flying Gorila is the only add I never skip.
If you broke the almighty wheel, would Coney start burning into dust as he loses all his dark magic?
Instant Rockstar's biggest mistake was being too early. It doesn't make good content to have 1 champ for almost the whole video, and eventually, people just wanted to see it lose.
About that…
I love bad influencer ad reads, between qtcinderella's "that's so cuuute", that one emiru ad and tyler1 Nd aome others just reading the Script Bar for Bar with instructions, we truly are in the golden age of video game Marketing!
I just remembered those Campbell's soup ads that had Hungrybox in them for some reason
@samt3412 i forgot about that one omg!
I think I briefly went into hysteria from seeing that first Jam Sessions ad.
Someone give this man 20,000 dollars
Ok I will do that
@@cameronshephard9466 give me 10k then
10:19 feels like ostonox's twitch gambling ad lmao
I recommend checking out the Mario Kart Double Dash and Senran Kagura Burst adverts that aired in the UK, the Mario Kart one has an old lady inexplicably throwing luggage at people in an airport XD
OMG I forgot about that one! That one’s funny.
I still think it’s funny that Rap Rat is more well known for a shitty creepypasta than literally the game it comes from
I think if the kid assaulting his mom commercial came later it 100% would have won
Rayman canonically can shoot out energy
Rap rat was robbed. Constantly zooming is the peak of comedy
Rap rat was the one I actually saw as a child
It's a shame none of the Acclaim ad campaigns from the early 2000s were/could be included. Would have loved to see Coney's reaction to people getting paid to name their baby Turok and commit traffic violations in order to bloodvertise Shadowman: 2econd Coming on their dead Turok baby's grave on their way to pick up their copy of Burnout 2.
Its nice to see a fellow Super Best Friends fan in other random places XD
I don't know why, but Rap Rat left me sprawled out laughing and crying.
3:18 There’s no way that’s actually real.
@13:08
nobody:
coney: "ARREST THAT MONKEY"
yep i'm taking this information to twitter. unacceptable
Might have just not made it to the final cut but how did none of Gameboy "sex" ads show up?
I love coming back to this video and laughing at the memories for some of these. That PS3 baby commercial single handedly stopped a child me from getting into Playstation. I saw that shit during the super bowl ads, and I noped tf out!
These kinds of Anime fighters sound mad fun man, I love fighterz but i think it would be so funny to pick up a melty blood or blazeblue type game
I liked it when kirby ate the child and then threw him into space
I remember being stunlocked about the Instant Rockstar game for like a solid hour after the stream ended LMAO
Jam sessions got robbed. But Ubisoft really got two in there like that.
The Baby ad is why the PS3 didn't sell well at launch
Sonic forgets his Parachute and Dies.
I so want that Jam Sessions game to become a stupid meme format. Someone does something outrageous and then at the end it just has a guitar riff was "INSTANT ROCKSTAR" before cutting to Jam Sessions. It's wonderful.
It's all fun and games until someone goes...
INSTANT ROCKSTAR
Watching these ads I'm starting to remember why I'm so fucked up.
I LOVE THE MARIO MERCEDES AD SO MUCH I saw that in a PBG video!
shout out to the American Heart Association let’s go
When I heard pole position I had some Yu-Gi-Oh flashbacks
Maybe someone submitted it and its not in the vid, but it's so sad that no one did that one super bowl ad where a guy gets ejected from the womb, grows up stupidly fast while flying through the air, and dies by crashing into a gravestone. i believe it might've been for ps4, funnily enough considering the ps3 baby ad exists.
Rayman pees out of his whole torso
Video game ads were fuckin’ _wack_
Also I’m really surprised that one Smash 64 ad didn’t show up. If that wasn’t anywhere in this stream then Coney’s chat really just doesn’t have any good ideas.
Think it might be that Coney's audience has seen it so many times it doesn't feel weird.
@@elijahpadilla5083 It's also fairly accurate to what Smash Bros is, in all fairness
For one thing, how did no one submit the Yoshi's Island ad?
For another thing, why is it saying the game is Kirby Air Ride?
So if the gorilla was donkey Kong was the guy in the full body cast Mario? Is Mario canonically dead?
Kirby un thumbnail never misses
If I remember correctly, someone wrote a creepypasta about Raprat
We looked him up on the creepy pasta database onstream it was so funny
@@alessiopiscitelli2749 oh nice, i’ll have to check the vod if it’s available to see his reaction
Rayman finally gets a W, and its not even from Ubisoft
OH HELL YEAH MORE CONEY CONTENT!
15:15 the era of film and anything xbox where everthing was sepia and piss yellow
The damage on the omnia game looked so low
that rockstar ubisoft ad seems like something that would happen in florida unironically
"Ubisoft?! No, how about YOU be soft, huh?!"
12:47 YOOO MY SUBMISSION MADE THE CUT FOR THE YT
If the Mario Kart super circuit ads aren't on here I'll scream
EDIT: LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
12:10 it's beghouled!
Nooo I didn't steal that joke from pvz, you'r crazy!
this kirby air ride gameplay is crazy
Holy shit I forgot about the PS3 video, that just like unlocked a part of my brain I haven't used in years
I remember seeing the instant rockstar ad on TV as a kid
currently on company wifi about to look up Rayman peeing! Will report back what happens, Coney.
What the heck!? Those DS Rockstar game ads were messed up.
I LOVE FLYING GORILLA!!! IT CURED MY CANCER!!!
YOU SAID YOU WANTED MORE WORDS AND WE LISTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENED
WOW Coney these adds are Very PARTICULAR , PECULIAR Even
Wow, what a great new React Wars episode CONEY!
"No mobile game ads"
5 ads: *phone*
If I discovered Coney sooner enough to submit an ad I would have either the BANNED TMNT german pickles ad or the Japanese chalk throwing milk ad
German banned TMNT pickles ad: ua-cam.com/video/MIhL-k12Nfc/v-deo.html
Japanese chalk throwing milk ad: ua-cam.com/video/nOJd3xoKMyI/v-deo.html
Where have these been for react wars this season. These would have killed
Oh shit Coney vid dropped I finally have a good excuse to eat. Keep up the content funny host guy :)
Watching this video praying Coney doesn't end up on the ad for Juiced
I can’t believe no one submitted the Pokémon Ruby and sapphire one. You know the onr
2:03 oh nice,this one
5:50 critikal’s such a pal
5:50 critikal’s so cool
7:35 ??!?!??!!??
IS THAT EVEN LEGAL?????
7:58 yup
8:07 exactly dude
8:52 please no
9:10 why
10:31 this sucks
10:45 ok
11:12 YEEEAH?!!?
11:21 i would be
11:26 goated one
I've never coughed this hard before
i played phantom breaker battle grounds but i had no idea they had a fighting game.
I missed the stream, but was the “Still the big one” Yoshi’s Island ad in the submissions? That’s one messed up ad.
I think so… And yeah, it is.