Try Not To Laugh - Harry Potter Edition
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- Опубліковано 6 жов 2024
- I'm back with my 3rd Harry Potter Try Not To Laugh video but this time i get you guys involved! You sent me in your jokes on my Instagram & i read them out. Please subscribe for more Harry Potter videos. Thumbs up for a PART 4!
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If you read this then your a wizard! ;)
Dumbledore:(to Umbridge) Don't worry minerva will show you around.
Minerva:Of course right there is the exit.
Harrypotterforlife Love it!
Harrypotterforlife yes. Thats it. All i can say is yes.😂
Harrypotterforlife
OOOOOOOOOOOOO BURN!!!!!!!!!
That woman can be scarry or funny when she wants to
Harry: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
*why did Draco cross the road loudly? So his father could hear about it.*
Omg i died😂😂
so did I :) XD
Wassup everyboody
Vicki Malfoy I have a cardboard cutout of Draco Malfoy
Tia Rose omg! So do I!😍🤤😉
😂😂
Voldemort: Yo mamma so fat her boggart is...
Harry: You killed my mother
Voldy: Yo daddy so fat his boggart is...
Harry: You killed my father too
Voldy: Yo cousin so fat his boggart is... a salad
Harry: Ok I have to give you that one
what if he killed everyone? :-|
mangle and puppet sisters foxes
Well then Harry would have probably been grateful for Dudley's death ;p
yep... :-[
dudley's boggart should have been a grapefruit
Frizzard Georgia ....a cake!
First year: Harry being sweet and petting Hedwig
Professor McGonagall: "He will be like Lily"
Next year: Harry crashes a car into the whomping Willow
Professor McGonagall: "NOPE!!! HE'S JAMES!!!"
So true
Lol
Elina Corral 😂
He is way nicer than james more like lupin kind of
Lol
Snape: aww your pretty
Umbridge: thank you
Snape: pretty ugly!
Umbridge*shocked*
Old
Its nice to see that umbridge gits it
I couldnt agree less
I would so say this
True though
That’s so true she is pretty ugly
Professor McGonagall: Albus, I can't find Severus anywhere!
Dumbledore: I know exactly how to find him.
McGonagall: ...?
Dumbledore: (cups both hands around mouth) HARRY POTTER IS A-
Snape: (suddenly appears out of nowhere) -LAZY, ARROGANT SWINE, JUST LIKE HIS FATHER!!!
Dumbledore: (smiles serenely) Found him.
Aria Hazelwood 🤣🤣🤣
Amazing !
Aria Hazelwood 😂
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Lol Sophie needs to see this
Voldemort: am I ugly
Harry: god made no one ugly
Voldemort: thank you
Harry: so who the hell made you😂
OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! 10/10 5 STARS OOOOH BURN!!
Did you even watch Harry Potter Movies . When Voldenmort was first born he wasn't always like this he looked like a normal teenage boy his first name was Tom Marvolo Riddle but he change it because he despise his father. Tom couldn't never love because his mother gave his father a love potions and it effected Tom causing him not to feel love just anger and he knew how to manipulate people since he was 11 . He trickted everyone to think that he was an angel but in reality he was a dbloody demon he used forbidden spells on animals and people. I won't explain anymore cuz its a long story. ( sorry if i didnt spell something right ). Adios mi amigo
I love it 💜its amazing
Dexy Quinn It’s called a fucking joke.
TazzaTroy OW hoooooooooo
*INHAILS *
“HARRY DIGA PUTYO NAME IN DA GOBLETA FIYA!?!?!
Snape * see’s a hufflepuff out of bed....*
“10 POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR”
Dumbledore: (to Petunia Dursley) “Hey i just meet you!! And this is crazy!! Your sister just died, so here’s her baby!!
Sharkie I LOVE THEM ALL!!!
Wow!!
Lol...All make me laugh
200th like
Shahika *met
Hermione: And you are?
Ron: Your future husband!
Hermione: Pleasure...
Peachiiie Vlogs correction Hermione:and you are
Ron: * begins to sing your future husband *
This is my mind when I first read the philosophers stone 😂
YOU GOT THAT FROM THE HARRY POTTER LAUGH EXPOSED!!!!
I always see this and it just shows Hermiones face after your future husband and always say in my head pleasure in her disgusted voice😂😂
Give it seven years and he'll be giving you just that
*if Sirius was a dad*
kid: dad, I'm hungry
Sirius: nice to meet you hungry, I'm Dad
kid: Dad I'm serious!
Sirius: no, I'm sirious
kid: ...
Paulan Putina LOL!!!😂🤣
Paulan Putina *clap* *clap* this is why I love the internet
Paulan Putina my dad does that every time I say I'm either cold or hungry
I think you mean *if sirius WASN'T dead* (:
Paulan Putina lol yeah
Snape: (taps quill)
McGonagall: (taps quill in response)
Umbridge: stop that
McGonagall: stop what
Umbridge: you guys are talking about me in morse code
McGonagall: yes that’s what we are doing. With all of the confusion of O.W.L.S and N.E.W.T.S, and on our very limited time, Professor Snape and I have been learning a code just so we can talk about you in front of you while we write letters home to students parents.
( couple of hours later )
McGonagall to Flitwick: that is exactly what we did.
HAHAHAHA! This is original! Finallyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Minerva: Albus have you seen Severus? I can’t find him.
Albus: Hang on. I’ve got this *cups hands around mouth* HARRY POTTER IS-
Snape: Is aN ARROGANT TALENTLESS SPOILED BRAT JUST LIKE HIS FATHER!
Albus: Found him.
H
😂
😂
Dumbledore you Spelt Draco wrong
LMAO XD
Snape: I love her
Albus: who
Snape: Lily
Albus: who’s Lily
I don’t get it
Very funny
Will I be in Hogwarts 0
Will I be in Hogwarts you should do it with sophie
Everybody like this
Quirrell:TROLL IN THE DUNGEON
Dumbledore: prefects will lead all student to their common rooms
Draco: But the Slytherin common room is in the DUNGEON
Dumbledore: omg Draco you act like I care
Lucia Liang you copied
........
Waar
Bellatrix: I just killed your god father
Harry: tell me your joking
Bellatrix: nope I guess you could say I'm "Dead Sirius"
Cada Lemke
Why Why he died in the joke and just Why.
(Cries in corner)
Harry Harry har
Cada Lemke that’s gpod
Cada Lemke good
LOL
*loses Dumbledore*
McGonagall: Slytherin wins the house cup!
"20,000 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR"
McGonagall: Found him.
He
Lol
Hahaha
I LAUGHING SO HARD
Who are you? You malfoy's sister? Or his wife? Well, you can't be his wife, cuz she's ded.
Fresh Prince Of Hogwarts
In Godrics hollow,
born ( but not raised )
With dead parents was how I spent most of my days
Chillin' out , flying round and acting so cool
Waving that wand like I was no fool
When a bald evil dude who was up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got one little scar and Dumbledore got scared,
he said "You're moving to your Aunt Petunias under the stairs"
BeinVesta this needs to be seen by the bakeey I have never herd anything better
Lily Mellissa669 Ahaha It does! I love it soo much. My go-to tune ❤👌😂
BeinVesta ⚡👍😂
Omg yasss
BeinVesta omg yes this is amazing
*Survives avada kadavra * *Gets knocked out by a bludger* 😂
So true 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂So True
Edward : I am a vampire i sparkle under the sun
Draco : I am a Malfoy i sparkle all the time
Milou Kielman *reads this comment*
Me: *bangs on desk in laughter*
Milou Kielman
Well, you're not wrong
Draco is the best
Milou Kielman wow just wow
Milou Kielman I saw a twilight trailer and every time I saw Edward I yelled
GO AWAY EDWARD
Voldemort:Harry,just because your the chosen one doesn't mean you can wear the same shirt all the time!
Harry: I wouldn’t have the same shirt on if you wouldn’t have killed my parents Dang Voldy you’re dumb
dumbledore- Harry Voldemort may be older but we have something he doesn't
harry- a nose???
dumbledore- I was going to say love but that works to!
Lol
Mcgonagall: Severus have you seen albus?
Severus snape: no I can't say I have.
Mcgonagall: let me try something " slytherin wins the house cup! (Dumbledore running through the great hall) Dumbledore: 5 million points to gryffindor!! Snape: I think we've found him.
Jenny Sharp I love that!
But why Dumbledore, why are you giving Gryffindor 5 million point?
For breathing?
Jenny Sharp ITS BOOTIFUL
When Ron hurt his knee he said ahhh I her-mio-ne
Deathcraft26 nice one
Thx lol
Weird I just hurt my knee before I saw this comment
😂
Lol
When she said “here’s a joke Percy Weasley.” I thought of Fred’s last words...
“Percy your joking! I haven’t heard you joke since-“
Me: *cries and rolls on the floor* “JUST KILL ME NOWWWWWWWWWWW I WANNA BE WITH FRED AND LUPIN AND TONKS AND DOBBY AND SIRIUS AND ALBUS AND...”
Ten hours later: “AND TOM RIDDLE AND BELLATRIX AND LAVENDER AND COLIN CREEVEY!!!!!!!!!!
Ok... I think I’m done...”
*cries more*
...
I’m still crying
sirius and lupin and tonks
What in the name of all the legions of hell was that.
tru. so many ppl died
Harry: your white
Sirius: no, I’m black
Harry: good joke
Sirius: no I’m Sirius
Could I have a shoutout pls
itz meh lauren you copped that from google
@Cassidilla Sirius’ surname is BLACK!
@Cassidilla .D Sirius's last name is black
Racist
Itz meh Lauren *Hey, Can You Go Watch “If Harry Potter Had Facebook” Or “If Harry Potter Had Tinder”? please?...*
JINGLE BELLS, LILLY SMELLS, BUCKBEAK FLEW AWAY, RIDDLE'S DEAD, THE MALFOY'S FLED, THE BAKEEY ALL THE WAY, HEY!
LOL
Hannahsprkle omg I love this
lol this is my favorite Christmas song now!! 😂😂
I luv that wolf
Marsha the best Malfoy wow.... are you sure you are a Harry Potter fan? It is harrys mother.
Voldemort is like a teen girl.
He has a diary,
A special cup,
A pet he adores,
And an obsession with a famous teenager boy.
Katelyn Abby and wants a nose job
Katelyn Abby 😂😂😂soooo tru
yessssssss
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dead😂😂😂😂
You forgot about a tiara and a locket
Voldemort: hey it's nearly mother's Day what are you- oh wait
Harry: it's all good. You should get her this perfume. Wanna smell it- oh wait
Lupin: Time for class. First of all, What's your boggart?
Student: Werewolves.
(awkward silence)
Who likes my joke? Made it up myself.
@@BrSmite59 omg that's so original I loveit
😂 this is amazing
Omg that's amazing 😂😂
The reason why girls don't go to the bathroom alone is because
Hermione got attacked by a troll
Ginny got upducted
Myrtlye died
And Katie got cursed
It's not really funny but it's a fact 😋
(Sorry if I spelt something(s) wrong)
Eric VanderEyk mean
I go to the toilet alone all the time
Eric VanderEyk every time I want my friend to go and people ask why I’ll just recite this comment
I GOT ABDUCTED BY A TROLL
+Hermione Granger yes, yes u did
Voldemort: why so Sirius
Sirius: why so nosy
it's why no nosey XD
I love this joke:
harry:your white
Sirius:no I'm black
harry: your kidding
Sirius:I'm Sirius
XD
XD
Joseph Kurtz I have seen that
OLLLLDDDD
Joseph Kurtz lol
The burnnnnnn lol
Prime minister: “If wizards are better than humans, then why did god make us first?”
Dumbledore: “It’s obvious that everyone needs a ruff draft before the final product.”
Me: “BURNED”
Muggles*
*muggles
harry potter and the goblet of fire....
AKA
Harry potter and the year nobody got a haircut
Just
So
True
lol
Lol
Jam lee so true
ikr
got one :
why is voldemorts face so flat
he ran into the wrong platform at the station 😂😂😂
lol
mollzy moo overused
You got this from The Internet
Dumbledore:"Students safety is top priority!"
Repeatedly hires unstable and dangerous professors
irk lol
Lyba Ali also....
quirrel: TROLL IN THE DUNGEONS!! THERE'S A TROLL IN THE DUNGEONS!!!
Dumbledore: everyone to their common rooms
Malfoy: But the Slytherin common room is in the dungeons!
Dumbledore: nobody asked you, Malfoy.
Lyba Ali i've seen that
You calling Lupin unstable and dangerous!!!
Cool_tiger well... He was considered "unstable and dangerous", but just because of the fact that he was (R.I.P lupin) a werewolf...
"i wish i was the apple"
*DON'T WE ALL*
Me too 😉
@@xrsto Drapple
YASSS WE AL DO
azenneth rose no, why would I like Draco? He didn’t do anything but bullying Harry and his friends, and he was a coward. He did nothing good, I don’t understand why y’all ,,are in love” with him.
@@anaoprisor6151 even though im not in love HE IS BEAUTY!
HE IS GRACE!
but most importantly... Hè is DRACO
Voldemort: I have an army!!
Everyone else: We have noses
Voldemort: You have a what..?
Any slytherins? 🐍
Respect to all houses 🙏
❤️
💚
💙
💛
EDIT: Thanks for 600 likes :)
Meeee
over hear
AdvismFX im gryffindor❤
AdvismFX 💛!
AdvismFX heeeeeereee🐍💚
Calmly
HARREH
(Flips Table)
DIJA
(Backhands McGonagall)
PUTYA
(Dropkicks Snape)
NAME
(Spears Flitwick)
IN
(RKO's Hagrid)
DA
(Punches Sprout)
GOBLETA
(Choke slams Harry)
FIYA
harry says "no sir" Dumbledore goes mad
CC Pixels dumbledor said calmly..
CC Pixels LMFAOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙃🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
CC Pixels bi
This is one of the best things I have ever seen
snape: Voldemort has returned
Albus: are you serious?
snape: no im severus
sirius: siriusly snape
Albus: you just dumbledid that didnt you
ok ill stop now im dead sirius
OMG THIS IS AMAZING 😂😂😂😂
Harry walks through Hogwarts and says:¨Ẅow,Living chocolate frogs,Living fucking books,living paintings,living stairs(sort of living) living..... TREES,Ron is there anything not living here??..*ron takes harry to James and Lily's grave*
WHOS LILY
Lil Donnie F off
Lil Donnie Oh, you went there!
damn that is Savage
Lil Donnie savaaaageee
Harry: I HAVE SOMETHING YOU DON'T!
Voldermort: YOU HAVE NOTHING THAT I DO NOT HAVE!
Harry:I DON'T? WHAT ABOUT MY.... MY.,...
NOSE!!!!!
Voldermort: Good point.
[Cries in a corner] ;(
BuyThatLlama OMG I love this and poor voldemort
Love it
Voldemort:"So all I have to do is lie
Pinocchio:"Yup!"
Lololololololol 😂
Lyba Ali heard it
Hermione: Draco I think I saw something on your face!
Draco: where??!
Hermione*smacks him*it was PAIN!!!!
#SavageHermione
Your awesome
That’s from ASDF movies...
Correction-
Hermione: Theres something on your face!
Draco: 😱
Hermione: **smacc** IT WAZ PAAIIIIN!
Draco: itz killed meh!
Dumbledore: Ok so according to the school rules,Slytherin have won the House Cup. But because I'm Headmaster I say f*** the rules because I want Gryffindor to win!
- I give Hermione Granger 50 points for being clever and stuff
- I give Ronald Weasley 50 points for ...err...playing chess!!!
-I give Harry Potter 60 points for saving everyone's arses because us teachers couldn't be bothered
Draco: My father will hear about this!
And If I'm right, Gryffindor have won the House Cup!!!
Snape: Headmaster...They're tied with Slytherin.
Dumbledore: Well in that case, I give... I don't know. That kid! Neville Longshorts or something 10 points for ...err... THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP!!!!!
Hermione: FRIENDSHIP!!!
Neville: I don't have any friends though.
Dumbledore: GRYFFINDOR WIN THE HOUSE CUP!!! SUCK IT SLYTHERIN!!!
Mcgonagall: This goes against all the school rules and entire my Moral Code but I'm too drunk to care.
Trang Thuỳ I like this but not the McGonagull drunk part
Voldemort: You need help Peter??
Peter: Yes master!
Voldemort: need a hand?😂
Peter: I lost mine.......
Large man breaks into your house, calls you a wizard, and threatens your uncle with a pink umbrella...SEEMS LEGIT?
Wolf Girl 😂
JJ The Dragon Girl lmao
How does pad foot like his coffee
Seriously black
How
Oh
S
Wow just wow
Did you spell that Sirius-ly ???
My milkshake brings all the nerds to the yard and I'm like it's leviOsa
Dorky. Unicorn My magic brings Voldemort to the yard and I'm like it's hurting my scar
Dorky. Unicorn perfect
Dorky. Unicorn My magic brings Voldemort to the yard, damn RIGHT, it's hurting my scar XD
StarGalaxy Gaming I heard one that went
My fandoms bring all the nerds to the yard and I'm like it's leviOsa
harry potter and the chocolate factory both think There poor both are rich
Draco: What was that? You think there is someone worse than Dumbledore?
Harry (in disguise as Goyle): J-Justin Beiber?
Draco: ............ good one Goyle
Lucia Liang I heard that so many times....but it makes sense.
he is worse than anyone or anything in the HP world lol
Why do all the best people die?
When you're in a garden which flowers do you pick?
The most beatiful ones.
Exactly
Milou Kielman I that saw on Pinterest and cried 😭
Milou Kielman 😍
Awwwwwew
❤️❤️❤️
Sirius: Lord Voldemort is looking for something,
Something he didn’t have last time,
Harry: A nose???
Omg JOKE OF THE YEAR
XDDD
Classic...heh...😉
Literally when I watched the movie I said aloud a nose 😂😂
I did too
Umbridge: Cedric Diggory's death was a tragic accident
Harry: Sound like your birth
THE BURNNNNNN
Maria Mahfouz OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Yesssss!
Total Burn.🔥🔥🔥🔥
Maria Mahfouz I agree
Snape: dumbledore, i am afraid lord voldemort has risen again.
Dumbledore: are you serious?
Snape:no im severus
Harry : Hi Sirius
Sirius : I’m Black
Harry : No you’re not serious
Sirius : i am Sirius!
Harry : (slowly face palms)
Voldemort : Why so nosy
Harry : Nooooo
Lupin : Mind if i loop- in
Harry : No stop it stop
Snape : You will not es- Snape
Harry : Nooooooooooooooo
Harry : Are you going to keep on going
Snape : Always
Harry : OK by time to feed myself to the Dementors
Dumbledore : 5 million points to Griffindor for breathing
best thing ever
Girls don’t go to the bathroom alone, because they don’t want to hear moaning as load as myrtles. Also they don’t wanna come across a giant troll
Who's lily...
Lol
@@ARYOKIE lol
And we don't want to get possessed by a lanky teen with a dodgy book, or get given a cursed package that makes you go insane.
Everything happens in the girls bathrooms
- Troll
- Chamber of secrets entrance
- Moaning Myrtle dies
- cursed necklace given to Katie Bell
- horcrux found in or next to the toilet
The best joke EVER
Umbridges Face
The Disney Freak lol
The Disney Freak ooooh yea nice
Am ded
lol
I literally LOL when I read this
JINGLE BELLS
TWILIGHT SMELLS
EDWARD RAN AWAY
JACOB CRIES
BELLA DIES
POTTER ALL THE WAY
HEY!
Malva Malfoy my new theme song
hehehehe
Malva Malfoy I literally went into a Twilight fan vid and put GO HARRY POTTER!
Poseidon - God of the Sea she didn't it's just a dream
Malva Malfoy How about this:
Jingle bells
Quarter quells
happy hunger games
peeta dies
katniss cries
AND FINNICK SAVES THE DAY
Maybe the reason Voldemort’s face is flat is because he ran into the wrong wall at Kingscross Station. Badum tsss
LOL
I love that sm
The badum tss got me
His character was desighned like that to have a snake feature - *just so you know*
everyone: Why is ravenclaw symbol an eagle?
Jk rowling: What else would it be?
Everyone: I don't know maybe a RAVEN
James Potter's last words probably
So what if I'm wandless? I'll punch you right in the bloody nose, OH WAIT.
that was siriusly hilarius
voldemort:AVADA KEDAV-
Hermione:your going to poke someone's eye out and your saying it wrong
voldemort:...
LOVE IT
my tube dead 😅
my tube i think you mean
Voldemort:AVADA KEDAV-
Hoermione:You're going to take someones eye out besides you're saying it wrong
Not to be rude but thats what she said in the book/movie
Unicornofthesea Narwhal You are an idiot. I am a diehard Harry Potter fan and you wrote Hoermione not Hermione.
Unicornofthesea Narwhal And also it's: Stop! You're going to take someone's eye out, besides, you're saying it wrong!
Volemort- why do you live? Harry- because I'm the main character
Hagrid: "You're a wizard, Harry."
Harry: "You're a hairy wizard."
- Are u Sirius?
-No. Im dead Sirius.
HoltzAusStock I'm sorry their must be something Ron with you
Flaming Flower He's neville gonna stop is he?
Nantia Pap probably not but I'm just so tired of his (bella)trix
Flaming Flower He is just being ridikkulus :D
Nantia Pap Yeah I mean it is just the regulus
Hermione: I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed. Or worse, expelled.
Draco: Hey. Would you mind if I slythered in?
Matthew Broomfield dramione A+
you know the ministrys involved when the prophet tells more lies than the quibbler
Draco: do you think someone else is worse than dombledore
Goyle: j-justin beiber
Draco:good one goyle
YES SO GOOD I LOVE THAT
Q: Why did Crabbe and Goyle cross the road?
A: Cause Draco did
Haylie Woodruff sounds like something they would do
true tho they would
*Ron Is Eating*
Harry: Ron, I Thought You Were On A Diet?
-
Ron: Well I’m On A Seafood Diet..
I See Food And I Eat It.
Thats the best one i ever heared
Classic 😂
That is amazing
When a muggle is talking to you:
"My parents are Lilly and James."
Me: "How?"
Who's Lily?
If I meet someone who's parents are actually called that (even tho I have no clue who lily is 🤷🏾) I will find a red marker and draw a scar on they're forehead then "All hail the chosen one Harry POTTAH"
Seamus : turn this water into rum
Captain Jack sparrow : I like this boy .
A girl was watching Harry Potter and the chamber of secrets and then said : I know why Voldemort doesn't have hair, so people can't use it for pollyjuice potion... and I'm just like 🎤MIKE DROP
I know, it would be easy to get hair from dumbledoor, btw did u know dumbledoor is old english for bumblebee???¿¿¿
Facebook
Pokes: Harry potter was poked by Lord Voldemort
Additional options:
Poke back
Block
Report to Dumbledore
How did harry get on the bottom of the hill
He walked
Jk Rowling
LMAO
That is what siri said
Deathly hallows version of jingle bells
Jingle bells
Lots of spells
The trio runs away
Volde dies
Bella cries
Neville saves the day, yay
By the way I did not make this up
Ohhhh now do PoA
Knock Knock
Who's there?
You know
You know who?
Exactly.
That was litterly in the fucking video
@@ingridanthonsen4441 was it
@@ingridanthonsen4441 Mr. Anthonsen if someone wants to rewrite something, they are allowed you cant say something like that to someone
@@ingridanthonsen4441 and also 30 points from which ever house you're in
For your language
I cried.
You know why??:
*Dolores Umbridge was BORN* 😪😥😓😢😭😭😭😭😭😭
Ikr she is a toad 🐸
har har
I THROW MY FERRET IN THE AIR SOMETIMES SAYING AYOOOOOOO THIS IS DRACOOOOOO
I THROW MY WAND UP IN THE AIR SOMETIMES SAYING AYOOOOOOO WHERE'D MAH NOSE GOOOO??
Sirius: werewolf?
James: *looks around*
James: *points to Lupin*
James: therewolf.
Sirius and James: *giggles*
Lupin: i will bite you.
I love this so much!!!! ❤❤❤❤
lol
Me: I’m going to bed
Draco: can I Slytherin
@L&R twinz
You’re probably gonna hate me for this but..........
Harry: I’m going to bed
Draco: can I slytherin?
Drarry for life
@@cressidalestrange6263 YASSSSSSSSSSS #Darry4life!
Cressida Lestrange Drarryyyyy😂🍏
@@cressidalestrange6263 no
Harry Potter and the sorcerers stone on the Hogwarts Express
Hermoine:"I've tried only a few simple spells"
*Clears Throat*
"AVADA KEDARA"
Directed by
Chris Columbus
Lyba Ali its avada kedaVra not avada kedara.
Lyba Ali lol but Philosopher’s Stone
Stop, stop! You're going to poke someones eye out, and you're saying it wrong. It's kedaVra, not kedara
Stop stop stop STOP
First of all you're not going to poke someone's eye out and you're saying it wrong it's Avada Kadavra
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭👌👌👌👌👌👌
I was in the shop with my bff and we were checking out our shopping and the check out persons name was lily and my bff pointed that out and I said "WHOS LILY" and the lady said "Do you watch thebakeey and I said HECK YASSSS
Voldemort: I have an army!
Harry+Ron+Hermione:We have noses!
Voldemort: **sad dark lord noises**
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why isn't snape the herbology teacher? Because he can't keep the lillies alive. 😏
Kaleb Bradburn WHO’S LILY?
Kaleb Bradburn 😳
Thats cold
Kaleb Bradburn omg that’s good
Kaleb Bradburn nice
Lord Voldemort: hello harry
Harry: Hello voldy
Lord Voldemort: what did you call me
Harry:or shall I say baldy
Lord Voldemort:oh I will scar you forever
Harry: dude you already have what do you think is on my forehead
When you have nothing to say:
MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS!
Here’s a joke: Percy Weasley
I bet you that Fred and/or George wrote that
@@applebee28 waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
How dare you say his name
Jingle bells
Twilight smells
Edward ran away
Bella dies
Jacob cries
HARRY POTTER
ALL THE WAY
HEY !!!!!!
Imaan Abrams except Bella doesn't die
Voldemort: Why so Sirius?😐
Sirius: Why so nosy?👃
TNT MASTER XD i get it
Bad joke
~sigh~ Such a Muggle. I'm pretty sure everyone has heard that.
TNT MASTER I did one like dis but it's better and about snape Voldemort and sophie
Your not a true harry potter fan it's a good joke!
why do you never see dementors in starbucks?
the can't stand espresso patronum
kitty cat
Funny as body heck
10/10. I'm gonna tell that to all my friends.
*Dies of laughter*
You know the drill
1. Harry
2. Ron
3. Hermione
4. Draco
5. Snape
6. Luna
7. Albus
8. Hagrid
9. Ginny
0. Hedwig
Haggis
Hedwig😑
Why am i not me
Snape 🤢🤢🤢
@@minishaw2383 why are you going to vomit for....
That seems like an insult...
50 points from what ever house you are from..
@@severusmalfoy-snape6442 so 50 points from slytherin no problem 🤗😓
I imagine this happened:
Six months before the release of Deathly Hallows
Interviewer: So, J.K it was a bold move killing off Dumbledore.
J.K Rowling: I had to, for the greater good...
Interviewer: Okay. But, we can't help noticing you have a habit of killing characters of at the end of the books.
J.K Rowling: Obviously...
Interviewer: Right, but the public can't help wondering; who's next?
J.K Rowling: You Know Who...
Interviewer: Well, we'd guessed that. But, is there anyone else?
J.K Rowling: Ah the truth, it is a beautiful and terrible thing, and therefore should be treated with caution. However, I will give you one death - Dobby!
Interviewer: Dobby?! Are you serious?
J.K Rowling; No, J.K - of course I'm not Sirius.
Interviewer: Oh...
Six months, and a bit, later - the Deathly Hallows has been released. A fan has reached the part where Dobby dies, the fan's friend hasn't got so far.
Fan 1: Hey, do you remember that J.K Rowling interview from six months ago?
Fan 2: Sure, why? Wait, don't give me any spoilers!
Fan 1: Of course I wont. All I'll say is; troll, troll in the interview!
Fan 2: What? Buddy, are you okay?
Fan 1: Thought you ought to know...
Fan 2: Seriously?
Fan 1: Who said anything about being Sirius.
Fan 2: Silencio!
Fan 1: ...
Fan 2: Peace, at last!
Random git: Dobby dies, end of chapter 23!
Fan 2: (Looks ahead) God damn it!
Corvyn Malfoy, Mediocre Collector longest comment I have ever seen
I KNOW YOU'LL PROBABLY NEVER READ THIS BUT--
I wanna thank you! My friend Katie just this week showed me all the Harry Potter movies and even bought me the first two books. Instantly intrigued, I started researching my favorite characters, all of which were from Slytherin, naturally. Taking several tests and finally the official Pottermore one, I was proud to find out I was Slytherin. The only problem I face with being in the house I'm in is Katie, who showed me it and got me addicted, is a Hufflepuff and doesn't think very highly of us Slytherins, believing us all to be evil. So, using your evidence and many essays from the internet, I'm ready to go all essay-defend-the-Slytherins on her. You are my VERY VERY VERY first Harry Potter UA-camr.... and I must say, your collection of Harry Potter stuff is only getting me more addicted... BUT THATS BESIDES THE POINT. The point is: You're amazing!
(also Snape is the best character, and like he did for you, he really made the series fantastic, and I cannot wait to read the rest of the books)).
One of your newest fans,
Skye Cloudyweather
Bloody hell, you're friend Katie could take over from Mcgonagal
Slytherin Hamiltrash omg i read all of it
Btw #SLYTHERINFOREVER
Im a Gryffindor but have a crush on a Slyterin I don't think all lol
Thank you for joining us and im a Ravenclaw. You sound like my friend. I introduced my best friend (slytherin) to harry potter
Voldemort: WHY SO SERIOUS!!
Serious: why so nosy
His name is SIRIUS noTTTtt Searius
Harry: I don't always die, but when I do, I don't
Hermione: *sees Ron try to do a spell a spell on scappers yet it doesn't work * " is that a real spell? I've done a couple of spells and they are worked for me. Example *points wand at Harry* AVADA KEDAVRA!" Ron: HARRRRRY! What have YOU done? *Voldemort appears out of thin air* how did you? TEACH ME HOW!!!!
If harry was in Hufflepuff he would have found the hocruxes faster
Deadric: Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders
Rumbleroar : what the hell is a Hufflepuff
Sour grapes Snape: what the devil is going on here
Umbitch: did you get my text ? Well you didn't text me back
Draco : did somebody sa-
Rumbleroar :Draco you son of a bitch guess what I'm gay as the 4th of July
I wouldn’t *FIND* that surprising at all
I'm a Hufflepuff but also a Gryffindor (gryffinpuff) 60 precent Hufflepuff, and 40 precent Gryffindor
@@catroyalty6360 percent*
Geeky Gurl how?
when I told my friends I was obsessed with harry potter
friend1:are you sirius?
friend2:whats ron with you?!
me:you're being ridikulus!
Amelia Harper ; )
i got 2 jokes:
Harry:If you got quittich problems I cant help you son,
I got 99 problems but a snitch aint one.
instead of Snapchat:Snapechat