What if we teleported the oceans to Mars?

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  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 3 місяці тому +12007

    Randall's vocal "special effects" are exactly what the print edition was missing.

    • @WallySketch
      @WallySketch 3 місяці тому +91

      I was thinking the same !

    • @JesusPlsSaveMe
      @JesusPlsSaveMe 3 місяці тому +12

      Revelation 3:20
      Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me.
      HEY THERE 🤗 JESUS IS CALLING YOU TODAY. Turn away from your sins, confess, forsake them and live the victorious life. God bless.
      Revelation 22:12-14
      And, behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work shall be.
      I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last.
      Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city.

    • @altoclefsukulele4325
      @altoclefsukulele4325 3 місяці тому +126

      @@JesusPlsSaveMe Did not expect to see actual sins that could on its own land you into hell posted by someone posing as religious in the reply section of a comment section of a hypothetical where we put our entire ocean on mars for funsies
      edit: Worth noting, yes i am aware this statement lands me into hell too.

    • @tomerilan4647
      @tomerilan4647 3 місяці тому +76

      @@altoclefsukulele4325 Hell is where the parties happen. Besides, there are probably like, 3 people in heaven, tops.

    • @ianholmes6568
      @ianholmes6568 3 місяці тому +42

      The SFX are by Know Art, he does some cool stuff on YT too!

  • @gavinminion8515
    @gavinminion8515 3 місяці тому +922

    0:24 It must have been amazing (or annoying?) to have gone to all the trouble producing this video with the phrase "Almost all the water on Mars is frozen" only to have scientists announce that an underground reservoir of liquid water has been found on mars the day before you release it. It's always wonderful when science updates in real time.

    • @adenrius
      @adenrius 3 місяці тому +69

      As far as I know, those videos are made from online posts (or a book) that is pretty old.

    • @propulsidereal
      @propulsidereal 3 місяці тому +102

      Almost all the water is still frozen though lol. That reservoir doesn’t change that.

    • @bbbnuy3945
      @bbbnuy3945 3 місяці тому +44

      liquid water has not been found in a reservoir, but more likely water in small cracks between subsurface rocks.

    • @gavinminion8515
      @gavinminion8515 3 місяці тому +37

      @@propulsidereal From what the study says, there might be quite a lot of liquid water in the mid crust. "A mid-crust composed of fractured igneous rocks saturated with liquid water"

    • @gavinminion8515
      @gavinminion8515 3 місяці тому +54

      @@bbbnuy3945 Yes, the media are widely reporting this as "A reservoir", so I took their description (specifically I got it from the BBC). Going as close as I could to the source, your description is more accurate. Also I note that the BBC says 'reservoir' which makes one think of a single body of water where it is more likely there would be a large number of these cracks. I guess this is in the grey area between science and media reporting of science. I'm just glad I didn't say "Ocean"...

  • @irakyl
    @irakyl 3 місяці тому +4738

    The hardest thing about choosing where on a map your castle should be is getting all the material lavaproof, because if it isn't in a volcano why even bother

    • @Kanbei11
      @Kanbei11 3 місяці тому +97

      Plus you could use it as a moat without having to spend a lot of money on heating rocks

    • @MidnightGazebo
      @MidnightGazebo 3 місяці тому +73

      Obsidian and nether brick, duh

    • @xantu00
      @xantu00 3 місяці тому +61

      Pro: Plentiful geothermal power.
      Con: Thermodynamics.

    • @concept8192
      @concept8192 3 місяці тому +33

      Are you Bowser?

    • @rukhtalos8587
      @rukhtalos8587 3 місяці тому +21

      It’s a shame then that Mars’s currently has no volcanic activity.

  • @christianbryan6961
    @christianbryan6961 2 місяці тому +111

    Matt Damon was not expecting to find himself in The Day After Tomorrow: Mars Edition. It's a race against time and the unexpected flood as he grabs his potatoes and any other supplies he can before he books it to higher ground.

    • @regf2
      @regf2 Місяць тому +3

      It’s over anakin, Matt has the higher ground

  • @Firebringer121
    @Firebringer121 3 місяці тому +3094

    @2:19 I would absolutely watch a wacky 'The Martian 2' with Matt Damon trying to survive this scenario.

    • @twixerclawford
      @twixerclawford 3 місяці тому +109

      Dr. Mann! Do not open the air hatch!

    • @aircraftandmore9775
      @aircraftandmore9775 3 місяці тому +4

      Lol

    • @thebookwyrm235
      @thebookwyrm235 3 місяці тому +112

      @@Firebringer121 The hardest part of that movie to believe wouldn't be the water magically getting transported to Earth, it would be that Watney willingly decided to go back.
      Or maybe he fell in the trench or something.
      Still, yeah, I'd totally watch that.

    • @jmc12331
      @jmc12331 3 місяці тому +21

      Directed by Roland Emmerich

    • @tjenadonn6158
      @tjenadonn6158 3 місяці тому +71

      The long awaited sequel to Waterworld: Watermars.

  • @jusfab9897
    @jusfab9897 3 місяці тому +419

    Wait thats me at 0:02, i did it mom!

  • @Pablo360able
    @Pablo360able 3 місяці тому +1799

    "There's only one way to find out" in such a casual tone of voice is a truly terrifying way to end a What If? video

    • @Uristqwerty
      @Uristqwerty 3 місяці тому +15

      "What if we tried *more* power? There's only one way to find out..."

    • @dmitrybashmakov900
      @dmitrybashmakov900 3 місяці тому +25

      Vsauce: We can't dump our oceans over Mars.
      Or can we?

    • @fluffyvixen4219
      @fluffyvixen4219 3 місяці тому +8

      This has some let's game it out energy

    • @lomek4559
      @lomek4559 2 місяці тому +1

      @@fluffyvixen4219 to more important questions, is that fem Foxy on your avatar?

    • @nathanpierce7681
      @nathanpierce7681 2 місяці тому +2

      @@lomek4559 priorities.

  • @HowardLewisShip
    @HowardLewisShip 3 місяці тому +9

    I've heard these stories so often (endless replays of the audio books to get my kids to sleep) that they have just about passed into personal folklore, but I really enjoy seeing the updated animation and Randall, it turns out, is a truly excellent narrator for this stuff!

  • @sillysillyX3
    @sillysillyX3 3 місяці тому +2514

    i love the mouth sfx, especially the water draining. it’s so funny.

    • @thebronzeavengers4194
      @thebronzeavengers4194 3 місяці тому +66

      Puuuushhhhhh
      ...
      bloob ... blooomb
      Puuuuushhhh

    • @JesusPlsSaveMe
      @JesusPlsSaveMe 3 місяці тому +4

      To everyone in this chat, Jesus is calling you today. Come to him, repent from your sins, bear his cross and live the victorious life

    • @digamejh
      @digamejh 3 місяці тому +4

      Reminding me a lot of Homestar Runner (which did the same thing).

    • @cochleari3245
      @cochleari3245 3 місяці тому +1

      hey you look familiar

    • @LeLe-pm2pr
      @LeLe-pm2pr 3 місяці тому +14

      @@JesusPlsSaveMe lol, stop telling people what religion they should believe in

  • @JonatasAdoM
    @JonatasAdoM 3 місяці тому +63

    4:02 Looks like ice cream.

    • @ItsVaughnCabs17
      @ItsVaughnCabs17 12 днів тому +1

      Cookies and cream! Yum 😋

    • @kluevo
      @kluevo 12 днів тому +1

      @@ItsVaughnCabs17 I love that this video appeared on my feed moments after I got scooped myself my first bowl of cookies and cream (technically I've had it before in the form of milkshakes and whatnot, but this is the first time I've bought a tub of C&C ice cream for myself).

  • @TinyDeskEngineer
    @TinyDeskEngineer 3 місяці тому +2840

    Finally, it's time for the New Netherlands.

    • @emiliskog
      @emiliskog 3 місяці тому +126

      @@TinyDeskEngineer I'm so sad that was skipped for the video version

    • @DestructivelyPhased
      @DestructivelyPhased 3 місяці тому +53

      Newtherlands.

    • @gloweye
      @gloweye 3 місяці тому +4

      They gone. :(

    • @JesusPlsSaveMe
      @JesusPlsSaveMe 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@gloweye Where are you going after you die?
      What happens next? Have you ever thought about that?
      Repent today and give your life to Jesus Christ to obtain eternal salvation. Tomorrow may be too late my brethen😢.
      Hebrews 9:27 says "And as it is appointed unto man once to die, but after that the judgement

    • @t.c.bramblett617
      @t.c.bramblett617 3 місяці тому +24

      @@JesusPlsSaveMe thanks but I made my choice and it wasn't Jesus. Guess we will see if I lose Pascal's Wager after I die! I'll try to get back and let you know

  • @Kags
    @Kags 3 місяці тому +1

    I'm a big fan of this style video. Simple narration, sound effects done in the mic instead of adding silly kabooms, hand drawn visuals, pleasing background music, silly premise that's fun to think about. etc etc, I feel like I could just keep going. Great video my man, keep it up

  • @nvsv_wintersport
    @nvsv_wintersport 3 місяці тому +1461

    Maybe you'll win an award with those crinkly coast lines. Slartibartfast wouldn't mind.

    • @RJstillalive
      @RJstillalive 3 місяці тому +61

      HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE MENTIONED???????? 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥✅✅✅✅✅✅✅☝️☝️☝️🙏🙏🙏🎵🎵

    • @acidhelm
      @acidhelm 3 місяці тому +39

      We need to design New Norway.

    • @mycosys
      @mycosys 3 місяці тому +40

      but will it have fjords?

    • @hollister2320
      @hollister2320 3 місяці тому +5

      i luv ur pfp😢 take back your land from the Russian heathens. The west is on your side 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇬🇧🇩🇪🇫🇷

    • @AndyZach
      @AndyZach 3 місяці тому +26

      @@mycosys Of course. We're all pining for the fjords.

  • @mhelvens
    @mhelvens 3 місяці тому +17

    Aw... I was waiting for the Netherlands to invade Mars. That was such a good gag!

  • @kaltenstein7718
    @kaltenstein7718 3 місяці тому +1204

    The "map of online communities" of 2010 is so fascinating to look at 14 years later

    • @cholten99
      @cholten99 3 місяці тому +99

      Methinks a follow-up paper is required for comparison.

    • @ElMoonLite
      @ElMoonLite 3 місяці тому +27

      Ooh or a timelapse. Lot more work though. Then again, maybe "AI" can help there.

    • @Kanbei11
      @Kanbei11 3 місяці тому +47

      @@cholten99 Facebook, Apple, and Google would be Oceania, Eurasia, and Eastasia

    • @NONO-hz4vo
      @NONO-hz4vo 3 місяці тому

      Yeah d2jsp being huge is a blast from the past as is sourceforge.

    • @robs-journeys
      @robs-journeys 3 місяці тому

      I have a physical copy of the earlier one, the one with MySpace dominant and a tiny Facebook.

  • @scotthershey7161
    @scotthershey7161 3 місяці тому +3

    I love the sound effects, they complement the drawing style so well

  • @Blue-Maned_Hawk
    @Blue-Maned_Hawk 3 місяці тому +216

    I quite like that this series operates to expand and update previous entries instead of being a mere regurgitation.

    • @valeriegrindinger6294
      @valeriegrindinger6294 3 місяці тому +8

      The 'what if' extended universe

    • @gordontaylor2815
      @gordontaylor2815 3 місяці тому +16

      They should still have put the Netherlands conquering Mars through the empty portal entrance (like at the end of the original entry).

  • @fireironthesecond2909
    @fireironthesecond2909 3 місяці тому +10

    “There’s only one way to find out.”
    Hey Ferb I know what we’re going to do today

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 3 місяці тому +468

    I'm liking this Portal sequel.

    • @Acranify
      @Acranify 3 місяці тому +9

      agreed, what should we portal where next?

    • @TheBlakus420
      @TheBlakus420 3 місяці тому

      @Acranify Your mom, to my place 😎

    • @twistedbroom
      @twistedbroom 3 місяці тому +6

      The moon?

    • @widmo206
      @widmo206 3 місяці тому +10

      @@Acranify I know Kurzgesagt tried portaling a bit of the Sun onto Earth (didn't go very well), so maybe we drain Jupiter's atmosphere onto Earth?

    • @segadoeswhatnintendont
      @segadoeswhatnintendont 3 місяці тому +6

      What if there was a portal between the moon and the usa?

  • @cyberpunk.386
    @cyberpunk.386 3 місяці тому +11

    2:22 I remember seeing the MAP OF ONLINE COMMUNITIES when it came out. How many of those islands have sunk, others came and went. Terraforming at an incredible speed.

    • @ValeBridges
      @ValeBridges 23 дні тому

      Man when I saw QQ I thought, "What the hell, Questionable Questing can't possibly be that big"

  • @thebookwyrm235
    @thebookwyrm235 3 місяці тому +135

    This one added some extra ice-related stuff that wasn't in the original article, so that's cool! Glad to see you're adding extra info.

    • @everynametaken
      @everynametaken 3 місяці тому +21

      Am sad he cut out the part about it being the New Netherlands, though.

  • @icarus-wings
    @icarus-wings 3 місяці тому +2

    No expense spared for the sound effects, I see. Worth every penny.

  • @prons_gaming5083
    @prons_gaming5083 3 місяці тому +750

    I love how he says, "There's only one way to find out" as if there was actually a way for us to teleport the majority of earth's water to mars

    • @mh6276
      @mh6276 3 місяці тому +17

      I thought of Styropyro.

    • @ElMoonLite
      @ElMoonLite 3 місяці тому +12

      I thought the one way to find out was to wait for the next video where he will go over all the details 😊

    • @01pantagruel
      @01pantagruel 3 місяці тому +22

      There are options for getting a comparable amount of water to Mars that are only semi-ridiculous (involving convincing large ice objects in the outer solar system to lose enough velocity that they fall inward and whack into Mars).

    • @jackeea_
      @jackeea_ 3 місяці тому +8

      It's simple, we just need a really long hosepipe, and someone on Mars to siphon the water out the other end
      I think they'd be sucking for a while though

    • @nyetloki
      @nyetloki 3 місяці тому +5

      There is, but obviously we keep the giant red button locked up

  • @RichardHamiltonIII
    @RichardHamiltonIII 3 місяці тому +2

    Whoever did the rushing water sound effects deserves the Oscar for Best Sound Design.

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 3 місяці тому +894

    Poor Matt Damon. 🤣

    • @Marylandbrony
      @Marylandbrony 3 місяці тому +34

      The government keeps spending money to save him.

    • @ShaneH42
      @ShaneH42 3 місяці тому +62

      At least his spuds will get watered 😂

    • @TheGreatSteve
      @TheGreatSteve 3 місяці тому +43

      Pour Matt Damon (because he's suspended in fluid).

    • @dougearnest7590
      @dougearnest7590 3 місяці тому +21

      "I'm gonna have to science the shi..." blurb blurb blurb ....

    • @redyau_
      @redyau_ 3 місяці тому +11

      He's called Mark Whatney! I'm so sad people remember the actor's name instead...

  • @andytroo
    @andytroo 3 місяці тому +14

    3:45 aren't we dumping water above the vaporisation temperature - wouldn't the surface boil a huge amount of it away (the fraction calculable as the amount needed to vaporise to get the temperature of the remaining down to about 0c)?

    • @evannibbe9375
      @evannibbe9375 3 місяці тому +1

      The part that boils away forms an atmosphere that pressurizes things to avoid more evaporation, so that all this happens slower, and the heat is gradually conducted away into the cold rock.

  • @stevewithaq
    @stevewithaq 3 місяці тому +501

    Okay, the rovers would suffer serious water damage, but more importantly, what would happen to Matt Damon and his potatoes?

    • @zyeborm
      @zyeborm 3 місяці тому +47

      Salt water mixed with perchlorates from Mars soil so probably nothing good

    • @haldalas
      @haldalas 3 місяці тому +33

      @@zyebormbuilt-in salt flavoring for the potatoes though

    • @mattdombrowski8435
      @mattdombrowski8435 3 місяці тому +40

      I think we all have a pretty good intuition for what happens when someone suddenly finds themselves at the bottom of the ocean.

    • @DevinBaillie
      @DevinBaillie 3 місяці тому +24

      They would also suffer serious water damage.

    • @pault151
      @pault151 3 місяці тому +13

      When he realized what was about to happen he'd produce a new pile of fertilizer+microbes. In the shape of a brick.
      As far as the perchlorates, they would be diluted pretty heavily by all of the ocean water.

  • @aramisdagaz9
    @aramisdagaz9 3 місяці тому

    This is one of my favorite What If? articles on the xkcd site, so it was great to see this in video form along with the additional information.

  • @Forest_Fifer
    @Forest_Fifer 3 місяці тому +87

    Ok, having "Matt Damon" on the map of mars was just

  • @PaxKishania
    @PaxKishania 3 місяці тому +3

    You posted this on the day news broke of NASA's discovery of liquid water beneath the surface of Mars. Excellent timing!

  • @charlespeterson7149
    @charlespeterson7149 3 місяці тому +185

    _"There's only one way to find out"_
    No, there is another way - drain all of *Europa's* water on to Mars. That also brings things much closer so we don't have to go all the way to Jupiter to find out what's happening under Europa's ice.

    • @brettgoldsmith9971
      @brettgoldsmith9971 3 місяці тому +7

      Or, Take the dune approach and mine all the water from under the surface and put it on the top.Scientists have supposedly just discovered massive amounts of water under Mars's surface.

    • @jpe1
      @jpe1 3 місяці тому +10

      Your suggestion at least makes energetic sense… I don’t know where the energy would come from to move water “up” Sol’s gravity well from Earth to Mars, but moving it “down” from Europa to Mars could work, although it would heat the water up substantially.

    • @dougjb7848
      @dougjb7848 3 місяці тому +2

      All these worlds are yours, except Europa.
      ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE.

    • @jasonwalker9471
      @jasonwalker9471 3 місяці тому +5

      @@dougjb7848 They didn't say anything about lowering a hose with a nuclear heat-drill on the end of it to dig into and then slurp up Europa's ocean.

    • @VinceValentine
      @VinceValentine 3 місяці тому

      @@brettgoldsmith9971 Randall Al-Gaib!

  • @kirkhamandy
    @kirkhamandy 3 місяці тому +17

    1:54 _The water flows downhill to the north_ If you can hear lots of popping sounds right now, that's the Flat Earthers' heads exploding way off in the distance! 😂

    • @ABetterName22
      @ABetterName22 3 місяці тому +1

      No because according to flat earth mars is round. It's only earth that's flat

    • @kirkhamandy
      @kirkhamandy 3 місяці тому

      @@ABetterName22 I was referring to the fact that here on Earth, flattards think north is up and south is down. The often cite rivers here on Earth that flow northward as evidence it's not a globe.

    • @Volkbrecht
      @Volkbrecht 28 днів тому

      @@ABetterName22 Facts. Otherwise we'd have discovered the Mars turtle already. Wait... do flat earthers believe in the turtle thing?

  • @everywhereinnevada
    @everywhereinnevada 3 місяці тому +139

    2:17 randall has reached beyond the confines of Earth and decided to do a map projection for Mars

    • @EMLtheViewer
      @EMLtheViewer 3 місяці тому +7

      Time for a new Mars series of Bad Map Projections

    • @SirV3nt
      @SirV3nt 3 місяці тому

      Team America world police voice: Matt Damon.

    • @azarisLP
      @azarisLP 29 днів тому +1

      Marscator projection

  • @TheBodyEuphoric
    @TheBodyEuphoric 2 місяці тому +5

    i cant believe they didn't end the video with the same joke they did in the book, where it shows an image of earth and mars next to each other and both have the flag of the netherlands flying on top

  • @nicktallfox5266
    @nicktallfox5266 3 місяці тому +12

    I did not expect how greatly expanded this would be compared to the book version. Big kudos for not just lazily recycling material.

  • @Visitor______________________v
    @Visitor______________________v Місяць тому +2

    This is crazy and I love it

  • @piplupcola
    @piplupcola 3 місяці тому +12

    Your hardwork on the sound effects didnt go unseen. Excellent job, i hope you make all the sfx for every video you make.

    • @jnawk83
      @jnawk83 3 місяці тому +3

      Unless you meant unheard, that's a little creepy 😂

  • @dqdq4083
    @dqdq4083 12 днів тому +1

    The oceans wouldn't be completely frozen because during the day the martian temperatures on the equator can reach around 70 °F which is well over enough to keep the water liquid, especially if it is salt water, so much of the martian ocean would actually stay liquid and flowing and it is possible to get H2O on mars because we have these things called comets that float around in space. Its possible to just wait for some big ones when they come close enough to mar and use explosives or drones to send them into mars to crash down

  • @mikecronis
    @mikecronis 3 місяці тому +95

    I suspect in-time, since there's no magnetosphere to speak-of, the water would create a cometary-like tail as well as the Sun blasts it off slowly, perhaps making a tiny unstable ring system.

    • @cholten99
      @cholten99 3 місяці тому +13

      Wow, both likely and awesome (I mean for any humans briefly alive long enough to see it).

    • @nutbastard
      @nutbastard 3 місяці тому

      I wonder if adding that much mass to the surface of Mars might be enough to trigger geologic shifts violent enough to slowly remelt the core and get a magnetosphere up and running. That's a lot of pressure, surely things would be moving around quite a bit, and while not nearly as dramatic as the tides are on Earth, Mars does have moons, and now with an ocean and presumably fractured crust, those moons would have something new to tug on, which would help with tidal forces contributing heat through friction to further heat the core.
      Maybe I'll ask our AI overlords to crunch the numbers on that. Hmmm.
      Edit: Apparently not enough to matter, though the conversation I had does suggest that Mars could be 100% terraformed within 10,000 years if enough effort were put into it.

    • @jackbucher2049
      @jackbucher2049 3 місяці тому +7

      Doesn't happen with Europa or enceladus (Ice moons of Jupiter and Saturn, respectively). I think you get the ice tail with comets due to their essentially inconsiquential amount of gravitational pull.

    • @plzletmebefrank
      @plzletmebefrank 3 місяці тому +2

      Yeah... Pretty sure the gravitational pull of a planet like Mars means that can't really happen. I mean, even if the atmosphere is incredibly thin, it still has enough of a pull that it has one. A comet doesn't, which is why it sheds material. It's too light to hold itself together.

    • @KairuHakubi
      @KairuHakubi 3 місяці тому

      @@plzletmebefrank but the solar wind would still obliterate the water over time, right?

  • @Nikkiflausch
    @Nikkiflausch 3 місяці тому

    I can never decide whether the science or the sound effects in these videos are better. They're both so fantastic and create a perfect educational experience

  • @mimikyoo
    @mimikyoo 3 місяці тому +86

    my favorite "What If?" also releasing this on the heels of the news of liquid water on mars is kinda brilliant.

    • @ryannadler2617
      @ryannadler2617 3 місяці тому +3

      Right? What beautiful timing, universe.

    • @drunemeton
      @drunemeton 3 місяці тому +3

      But, but…what if Randall is finding out? Maybe he’s started already because he really liked that map!?

    • @gordontaylor2815
      @gordontaylor2815 3 місяці тому +1

      The first part of "Drain the Oceans" had already been animated, so pretty much everyone was expecting the "sequel" to be done not long after. The exact timing was probably coincidence, though. :)

  • @DMiso90
    @DMiso90 3 місяці тому

    I love your sound effects, 10/10 as always!

  • @Rkcuddles
    @Rkcuddles 3 місяці тому +70

    Really think the water vapor plus its ability to hold on to heat would set off atmospheric weather phenomena that might just keep going in unpredictable directions

    • @ShadeKirby500
      @ShadeKirby500 3 місяці тому +9

      Yeah. I think at some point all that water will stop freezing solid and sublimating. I genuinely think the water being dumped and thus the quantity of gas would increase the pressure on mars.

    • @hoveringgoat8061
      @hoveringgoat8061 3 місяці тому +13

      both polar ice caps full of dry ice would get sublimated. Mars atmospheric pressure would shoot up and be almost 100% carbon dioxide. I'm pretty sure it'd settle back down eventually and we'd just get a big iceball. But i think youd get _okay_ conditions for a significant period of time in the equatorial regions. Liquid water and some amount of atmospheric pressure.

    • @PeterLGଈ
      @PeterLGଈ 3 місяці тому +11

      Don't discount Mars' lack of magnetosphere and the solar wind blasting away at the atmosphere we're creating. The weather would be VERY chaotic 😮

    • @nothda2211
      @nothda2211 3 місяці тому +5

      @@PeterLGଈ true but that is a very slow process, like on the order of millions of years. definitely wouldn't want to stand outside on Mars without some sunscreen tho lol

    • @AnonymousAnarchist2
      @AnonymousAnarchist2 3 місяці тому +6

      ​@@nothda2211Although the solar winds splitting water vapor and CO2 could lead to the creation of other greenhouse gasses like methane.
      Causing more heating, particularly in the equater.
      It is fun to pounder what the weather on Mars would be like after a major hydronation event.
      I wonder if all the energy from dumping the water could be enough to restart the core of Mars and plate tectonics.

  • @Bisqwit
    @Bisqwit 3 місяці тому +2

    Doesn’t the sublimated water eventually raise the atmospheric pressure, allowing liquid water to exist after all?

  • @cynosure516
    @cynosure516 3 місяці тому +51

    Us: what if we dumped all our oceans onto Mars?
    Randall: pssshhhhhhhhhh

  • @dragonmaster1500
    @dragonmaster1500 2 місяці тому

    Man, all those little sound effects just make me smile for some reason.

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 3 місяці тому +118

    Opportunity takes the opportunity to let loose an expletive at 2:42

    • @aircraftandmore9775
      @aircraftandmore9775 3 місяці тому +19

      (Muffled) what the hell?!

    • @Dannymon
      @Dannymon 3 місяці тому +1

      Good eye!

    • @Muhammed_English314
      @Muhammed_English314 3 місяці тому +1

      It would be funny if it was unintentional.

    • @jlilley73
      @jlilley73 3 місяці тому +5

      Spirit gives a similarly spirited reply. Sadly, Perseverance doesn't persevere, the cataclysm kills Curiosity, while the Phoenix rises again (as a floating block of ice).
      Meanwhile, the Mars Polar Lander is laughing: "Ha ha ha sucks to be you guys! I'm at the highest point! I win! Hahahaha ... oh wait ... me too? Dang ... (gurgle gurgle)"

    • @Muhammed_English314
      @Muhammed_English314 3 місяці тому +1

      @@jlilley73 Missed opportunity to say "Spirit spirited away".

  • @MikaelLevoniemi
    @MikaelLevoniemi 3 місяці тому +5

    Apparently based on seismic measuring there's enough water under mars crust that it could cover the entire planet with ocean 1km deep. Problem is that it's 10+ km underground.

    • @Volkbrecht
      @Volkbrecht 28 днів тому +1

      I don't think that's a problem. It's rather a good thing. You don't want that water at the surface, where it would evaporate and get lost in space. Better to keep it where it's safe and use it where you need it, much like desert countries do.

  • @Waffletigercat
    @Waffletigercat 3 місяці тому +16

    Your love for all the crinkly coastlines reminds me of Slartibartfast and his love of fjords.

  • @styxdragoncharon4003
    @styxdragoncharon4003 Місяць тому

    Okay... I used to read your webcomic back in college... and I*just* found this channel... Subscribed.

  • @samthompson1804
    @samthompson1804 3 місяці тому +4

    Love the extra info that the blog missed, about how the water would behave on Mars. Thanks.

  • @Tenraiden
    @Tenraiden 22 дні тому +1

    Those sound effects always get me 🤣

  • @Soniman001
    @Soniman001 3 місяці тому +20

    That’d be one heck of a interplanetary water slide I know that much

    • @unconcernedsalad2
      @unconcernedsalad2 3 місяці тому +4

      this does sound like something a sonic fan would comment on this video /pos

  • @UltraCenterHQ
    @UltraCenterHQ Місяць тому

    Absolutely amazing. I love when what ifs are a mixed of impossibility and possibly

  • @matthewswan1873
    @matthewswan1873 3 місяці тому +43

    What about sealife? Is there anything in the seawater that would survive for any meaningful length of time on mars?

    • @elementgermanium
      @elementgermanium 3 місяці тому +26

      Tardigrades probably would, it’s damn near impossible to kill those things

    • @DUKE_of_RAMBLE
      @DUKE_of_RAMBLE 3 місяці тому +8

      ​@@elementgermanium TIL there are marine Tardigrades....
      Like, I knew they CAN survive in water, I just didn't think any lived in the water, nevermind the ocean! 🤯😊

    • @elementgermanium
      @elementgermanium 3 місяці тому +10

      @@DUKE_of_RAMBLE One of their names is “water bears” after all ;)

    • @DUKE_of_RAMBLE
      @DUKE_of_RAMBLE 3 місяці тому +5

      @@elementgermanium Granted, but I, for some reason attributed it to them being found in water *_droplets_* 😅🤷‍♂️

    • @jnawk83
      @jnawk83 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@DUKE_of_RAMBLEwell yes, one doesn't just point a microscope at the ocean.

  • @Howlflame
    @Howlflame 3 місяці тому +60

    One of the best questions my mom has ever gotten as a 1st grade teacher is this: "If an earthquake, a volcano, and a tsunami all happened at the same time, _would a bat survive?"_

    • @MrBrock314
      @MrBrock314 3 місяці тому +24

      Assuming the bat is awake (or awakened by the event) and not sleeping over the volcano and a reasonable distance from the volcano, I think yes. Neither an earthquake nor a tsunami would present a lot of threat to a bat assuming the bat's cave doesn't collapse before the bat could exit it. Bats can fly up to 10 000 feet and no regular tsunami (and few mega-tsunamis) will reach that height.
      The biggest danger is probably the volcano as ash can fly out at 200 mph while bats can only reach speeds up to 100mph so that's why the bat needs a head start by being some distance away from the volcano.

    • @fireironthesecond2909
      @fireironthesecond2909 3 місяці тому +10

      Yes.
      The tsunami would put the volcano out and the earthquake will make sinkholes that will drain the water. It’s like elemental rock-paper-scissors

    • @sjmarham
      @sjmarham Місяць тому

      @@fireironthesecond2909Wouldn' the volcano fill the sink holes though? So it depends what mother nature through at the bat first

    • @____Carnage____
      @____Carnage____ Місяць тому

      @@fireironthesecond2909 Unfortunately that’s not how volcanoes work. There’s hundreds of undersea volcanoes so it’d still erupt regardless

  • @Bob06390
    @Bob06390 3 місяці тому +1

    From a guy who works on piloting Mars rovers and chasing water: pretty good !!
    There are dozen of cool papers about catastrophic floods and other epic events

  • @templarw20
    @templarw20 3 місяці тому +13

    i really like the maps you made of Mars with water. I might steal some of the updated version at 3:05 (and of course I'd use a name like the Labyrinth of Night) for a fantasy world map...

    • @DanielBerke
      @DanielBerke 3 місяці тому +2

      Noctis Labyrinthus is my favorite Solar System feature name for its sheer evocativeness.

  • @Jaka.Ellinsworth
    @Jaka.Ellinsworth Місяць тому +1

    All those ice and water and Matt Damon is still waiting to be rescued.

  • @highwind81
    @highwind81 3 місяці тому +43

    1:18 Matt Damon landing site

    • @Lord_Malkior
      @Lord_Malkior 3 місяці тому +5

      I might've let out more than a chuckle the moment I saw that point.

    • @sharmarahul384
      @sharmarahul384 3 місяці тому +2

      I love the movie. That's my fav.

    • @Frrny_
      @Frrny_ Місяць тому

      (he's fucked)

  • @LukeTube007
    @LukeTube007 Місяць тому

    Thank you so much for making this video. Not only was it quite funny, but it was ultimately entertaining and answered exactly what I was asking in my mind since I was a child. However in my mind instead of the earths oceans, I put teleportation portal a mile square at the bottom of the oceans on the water bearing moons of Jupiter. We still don't know what the life might have involved in those oceans, but like to great man once said, "There's only one way to find out". Much love and blessings to You, Luke

  • @wcjerky
    @wcjerky 3 місяці тому +25

    Petition to have Randall's sound effects as a mod pack for Windows sounds.

  • @richeybaumann1755
    @richeybaumann1755 3 місяці тому

    I love the little side tangents that we only get from the audio version, like in the Rhode Island video about the airport bathrooms or here when you talk about how much you love maps.

  • @AndyZach
    @AndyZach 3 місяці тому +9

    I'm eager to try this to see if we can terraform Mars. There are some potential drawbacks. 1) Earth would become a hot desert without the ocean and all life would die. 2) We don't have teleportation technology. To counter these, I propose 1) use ice from the asteroids, comets, and Jovian and Saturnian moons. 2) Simply ship the ice by rocket technology to Mars. We're still lacking the technology to move gigatons of ice to Mars, but that's a solvable problem.

    • @nic-tv4090
      @nic-tv4090 3 місяці тому

      waters a greenhouse gas but it would take MILLIONS of years for any appreciable terraforming to happen.

    • @rubixtheslime
      @rubixtheslime 3 місяці тому

      ​@@nic-tv4090step 3: build a time machine

    • @nic-tv4090
      @nic-tv4090 3 місяці тому

      @@rubixtheslime 😆😆😆👍

    • @CyberdyneSystemsSkynet
      @CyberdyneSystemsSkynet 3 місяці тому

      Also we need to send Arnold to set off the reaction.

    • @richardwebb5317
      @richardwebb5317 2 місяці тому

      Asimov got there first.

  • @lihamuuri8697
    @lihamuuri8697 3 місяці тому +1

    You also have to remember that teleporting that much water in Mars would increase it's mass quite drastically, hence making it easier to retain the atmosphere. I would love to have same video about Venus next, as that would be more interesting as it's probably the easiest way to make that planet livable, just dropping a shiploads of water in there, sourced either from comets or kuiper-belt objects.

  • @Erased_UnityXDX
    @Erased_UnityXDX 3 місяці тому +11

    Well then, what are we waiting for?
    Start filling those buckets!

  • @nikkilittlepaws7785
    @nikkilittlepaws7785 3 місяці тому

    Simply majestic. Please continue making these videos~

  • @LabRatJason
    @LabRatJason 3 місяці тому +9

    Boy, a lot of the worlds problems can be solved with magical portals. Turns out new problems can also be created with them.

  • @sagacious03
    @sagacious03 3 місяці тому

    Super excited for this big analysis video! Thanks so much for uploading! Might comment more later!
    Looking forward to more like this from you in the near future!

  • @Phylaetra
    @Phylaetra 3 місяці тому +14

    As the ice sublimates - since there is so much of it, would the atmosphere get thicker, thus moving away from the triple-point? It seems that this would be a complex system that might not even have an equilibrium. I am way to lazy to even start to work out the math...

    • @TrevorD19
      @TrevorD19 3 місяці тому +1

      Gotta take into account the missing parts of Mars's atmosphere. I think the sun would have a great time.

  • @HunterEklund-yr4wh
    @HunterEklund-yr4wh 3 місяці тому +1

    Love how theres a reference to the Martian at 2:18 .
    (Matt Damon played the main character in the movie)

  • @DumbMuscle
    @DumbMuscle 3 місяці тому +7

    Those mars maps are great - I kinda want a label-free version of each to throw into a fantasy campaign and see if anyone notices.

  • @nvagn
    @nvagn 3 місяці тому +2

    If only there was some place where we could store excess water from melting icebergs
    Mars:

  • @pplesandoranges
    @pplesandoranges 3 місяці тому +14

    Incredible timing, to release this video just when there is news that liquid water was detected underground on Mars.

  • @BierBart12
    @BierBart12 3 місяці тому

    I love how excited he sounded talking about maps
    That was raw glee

  • @thomasrinschler6783
    @thomasrinschler6783 3 місяці тому +7

    One question not answered is just how much brighter would an ice-covered Mars appear to us on Earth? I mean, this would substantially change the albedo, and it would have to make it much brighter, but by how much?

    • @davepowder4020
      @davepowder4020 3 місяці тому +2

      Excellent question. Because we're always on the sunward side of Mars, we'd also have an interesting variation of that brightness based on whether we're on the same side or near- opposite side of the Sun as Mars.

    • @thomasrinschler6783
      @thomasrinschler6783 3 місяці тому +4

      A quick check shows that Mars' current albedo is a very low 0.17, while that of ice-covered Enceladus is 0.99. Presumably, at first, Mars would have a slightly lower albedo than Enceladus (say around 0.90?) due to the rocks floating upward as mentioned in the video, but that's still a very substantial difference. Mars' visual magnitude varies from -2.94 at closest to +1.86 at furthest, but I have no idea on how to adjust those for the changed albedo in this scenario.

    • @bastiboyza
      @bastiboyza 2 місяці тому

      @@thomasrinschler6783 someone should boot up universe sandbox and change mars' albedo to 0.90 or something, i think that'd actually give a decently accurate view of what it might look like

  • @moofffffffeeeeennns
    @moofffffffeeeeennns 2 місяці тому

    I loved the books and didn’t know there was a UA-cam chanel: so happy to find this

  • @jamtea388
    @jamtea388 3 місяці тому +7

    And this is the source of the ice on mars. It came from the time that XKCD dumped all that water in 2024. Soon we will see it happen again.

  • @TKBarnes
    @TKBarnes 3 місяці тому +1

    I laughed much too hard at Matt Damon being listed with the rovers. I suppose he did do the Sirius missions. XD

  • @ebonstone2980
    @ebonstone2980 3 місяці тому +35

    "The potatoes!"
    --Matt Damon

  • @BaileyChap
    @BaileyChap Місяць тому +1

    Mars is cold and unforgiving, like my father! - The Curiosity Rover, probably

  • @Bavvo69
    @Bavvo69 3 місяці тому +4

    Fascinating. Follow up question. With all this extra water, and mass, what happens to Mars's orbit, and Earths for that matter? Would Mars slow down and drift towards the sun, and Earth do the opposite?

    • @IZEASGT
      @IZEASGT 3 місяці тому +1

      The portals are stationary with respect to each planet’s surface, so I can’t imagine the planets’ velocity being appreciably affected. The water’s applying force to the surface of Mars, but the direction of that force changes as Mars turns on its axis.

    • @Lizzymun
      @Lizzymun 3 місяці тому +2

      Water on earth only accounts for about 0.02% of it's total mass. So any differences in orbit would be pretty small

    • @smalltime0
      @smalltime0 3 місяці тому +1

      You get into the part of the problem where you have to stop and ask wtf you're actually doing.
      You're magically transporting water from one planetary body to another.
      If you're transporting the water in such a way as Randall basically shows it, you'd have to alter the water's gravitational potential relative to the sun in some way. The actual change in mass on Earth is irrelevant - Earth's orbit stays the same around the sun (the moon - earth relationship changes more). Similarly mars' orbit doesn't change either (similar thing with its satellites).
      If you didn't alter the water's gravitational energy in some way, it wouldn't stay on Mars.

    • @DanielBerke
      @DanielBerke 3 місяці тому +1

      Yes, the changes in mass would mean changes in Earth and Mars's orbits. However, the changes would be pretty small, as noted above. But then, even small changes to the length of the year might be enough to necessitate updates to the Gregorian calendar.

    • @smalltime0
      @smalltime0 3 місяці тому +2

      @@DanielBerke orbital period is a function of the central orbiting body's mass. It has some effect on Earth and Mars' satellites (though not much) as Earth would be lighter and Mars would be heavier.
      It would technically effect earth and mars' orbits around the sun, but the change in masses compared to the mass of solar system is absurdly different orders of magnitude

  • @GranRey-0
    @GranRey-0 Місяць тому +1

    All that water is like 9⁰C so that's a lot of thermal energy introduced to Mars' atmosphere...so I think it might warm it up a bit and have rain...before it all freezes after a while.

  • @jeffmorris5802
    @jeffmorris5802 3 місяці тому +13

    I very much appreciate the acknowledgement at the end that we don't really know what would happen. I think scientists, far too often, talk to the public as if we know more than we really do about topics. IE, saying things like "Pluto can't have an atmosphere", only to find out later that it does.

  • @the_dark_soul_of_man
    @the_dark_soul_of_man 3 місяці тому

    I just want to say that the sound effects are top tier.

  • @Tacothecow
    @Tacothecow 3 місяці тому +248

    The earth would die

  • @looksintolasers
    @looksintolasers 3 місяці тому

    The little beeps the rovers make when they get washed away is *chef's kiss*

  • @PlutoTheSynth
    @PlutoTheSynth 26 днів тому +5

    2:46 persevere through this, sucker!! ahahahaha

  • @ardienothesieno
    @ardienothesieno 3 місяці тому +1

    the irony of this video releasing right after enough liquid water to cover the entire surface of mars was discovered... on mars...

  • @friskjidjidoglu7415
    @friskjidjidoglu7415 3 місяці тому +4

    0:47 wouldn’t it make more sense to use megapascals or kilopascals for this than atmospheres?

  • @baylinkdashyt
    @baylinkdashyt 2 місяці тому

    I can't BELIEVE you missed the opportunity to make a Slartibartfast reference, Randall!

  • @noamjacob1216
    @noamjacob1216 3 місяці тому +13

    hello can you please do a “what if earth enters a gas giant like saturn or jupiter”

    • @nicejungle
      @nicejungle 3 місяці тому +2

      It cannot, because of Roche limit

    • @IanDunbar1
      @IanDunbar1 3 місяці тому +1

      I want to know, "what if there were a *tiny* star where Jupiter is"

    • @jnawk83
      @jnawk83 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@IanDunbar1then all these worlds would be yours, except Europa. Attempt no landings there.

    • @Rot8erConeX
      @Rot8erConeX 3 місяці тому

      @@nicejungle I hate that I understand what this comment means *because of Kirby*

    • @circle-of-5ths
      @circle-of-5ths 3 місяці тому

      @@IanDunbar1 it depends on the size of the star, but even the smallest stars, brown dwarfs, still have masses >70x that of Jupiter. If it were any smaller, it would cease to be a star and just be a big version of Jupiter. If it were close to the size of the sun or larger, it would cause a lot of problems for us as it would disrupt the orbit of Earth. Even a tiny (relatively) brown dwarf might still be able to disrupt the Asteroid Belt and send rocks flying at us.

  • @LordEgilYGO
    @LordEgilYGO 2 місяці тому +1

    Question regarding this: if water vapor does become a factor in this discussion, would that then increase the atmosphere, and thus the air pressure? Even if it's just by a bit, the increased air pressure would allow *some* liquid water to exist

  • @LOL_MANN
    @LOL_MANN 3 місяці тому +12

    The sounds effects are so charming ✨🗣🎤🎙

  • @jusu8961
    @jusu8961 3 місяці тому +1

    Damn, crazy timing. They just found liquid water - maybe - at around 10km beneath the ground

  • @mio_e_jag
    @mio_e_jag 3 місяці тому +35

    i literally searched this guy up like 5 minutes ago and thought to myself, "was a while ago he uploaded". well not anymore

    • @Mike__B
      @Mike__B 3 місяці тому

      For me it was last night "Hmmm did I miss a video that didn't show up for me because...'algorithm' ... even though it's a channel I subscribe to"

    • @PsyFyFungi
      @PsyFyFungi 3 місяці тому

      Same for me lol

  • @eric1393
    @eric1393 3 місяці тому +1

    "There's only one way to find out." Alright, Sax Russell, calm down one minute.

  • @genericname1235
    @genericname1235 3 місяці тому +7

    Poor curiosity.

  • @SupremeOverlord24
    @SupremeOverlord24 3 місяці тому

    A significant improvement on an already-great What If

  • @jribaudo7
    @jribaudo7 3 місяці тому +3

    3:13 why is Canada on the left?