The Milkybar Ross is strong and Ross (PowerWash Simulator)

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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @bierrollerful
    @bierrollerful 2 роки тому +174

    If there ever was a mix between a roomba and a very confused Chihuahua, it'd clean exactly like Ross does.

    • @ryanthomas9633
      @ryanthomas9633 2 роки тому

      I’m sure he’s very upset with your opinion on his cleaning form lol

  • @TheWardVG
    @TheWardVG 2 роки тому +219

    Ross' perspective is rage inducing. No system. No rime or reason. Just random spraying all over the place.

    • @MH-hu5pi
      @MH-hu5pi 2 роки тому +9

      That is, indeed, annoying.

    • @nikeeweston
      @nikeeweston 2 роки тому +3

      Yes sometimes I wanna smack him.

    • @JaingSkirata
      @JaingSkirata 2 роки тому +7

      He is chaos embodied

    • @TtobbaRevilo
      @TtobbaRevilo 2 роки тому +2

      Was making me queezy af tbh

    • @LucasCarter2
      @LucasCarter2 2 роки тому +9

      Rime? Rhyme my friend

  • @MuleyxHD
    @MuleyxHD 2 роки тому +82

    I heard that a power wash is the only way to clean Trott.

    • @ballinbalgruuf8198
      @ballinbalgruuf8198 2 роки тому +3

      Vacuum is clearly another way to do it

    • @ryanthomas9633
      @ryanthomas9633 2 роки тому +3

      It’s gotta break through the 3mm thick layer of dirt and dead skin

  • @cunningstunts1118
    @cunningstunts1118 2 роки тому +16

    I feel like Craig put on Ross’ perspective more than the others just to infuriate all of us 😂
    Also did anyone else catch trotts shopping and receiving reference at 10:21 ?

  • @Piranhafish123
    @Piranhafish123 2 роки тому +34

    The best type of hat films video - mindless Lego talk

  • @TheeMrShtinker
    @TheeMrShtinker 2 роки тому +37

    I was at Woodstock 99. Didn't watch the documentary yet. It was very fucked up. I was unprepared for the cost of things and brought nothing with me and lived on Hemp nachos. I was there when Limp Bizkut started a riot, watched a dude fall from the light tower, saw a truck trailer tip onto some dude. After we saw Megadeath we started to go to our car, people were trying to get us to help raid the stands, fires were already started, I made a wrong turn on my way back to the car and lost my friends. I had no idea where the car was and cellphones were not really big yet. I asked the cops where the missing persons center was, they said "see that fire, that's the missing person's center" I was wet, cold, and hadn't shit in days. Had to shit for the first time and had no choice, portapotty was almost up to the top. Took my shit, no toilet paper. Wiped my ass with a toilet paper roll wrapper that was on the floor. Walked for a bit, ran into two girls who were lost also who happened to live a hour from where I lived, offered them a ride if we could find our friends. Ran across a group of people who were wondering why we were just walking around, they happened to live a half hour away from where the girls lived. They took my money that I gave them for gas, tried to get acid, failed, "and that's good because they planned on stealing gas". I ended up having my mother pick me up where the girls lived. My friends were still in the car, in the parking lot, sleeping. When they woke up and I wasn't at the car, they though fo sure I was dead. When I looked back through the gates of that festival to the missing persons tent, it looked like the stereotypical vision of hell. Just fire, and screaming, and people just going nuts. The only thing I would do different though is bring some water and food. And a toilet paper roll. I mean, beyond the chaos, there was some amazing moments, all crazy though. People having sex during rusted root, rain and rainbows when commanded by seven dust, mud people vs beer garden "beer garden lost", hemp nachos are good and filling. I fully accept and treasure the experience I had, It was a huge adventure in my life.

    • @Cheesepuff8
      @Cheesepuff8 2 роки тому +1

      I heard they took everyone’s water off them on the way in

  • @awesomeaartvark
    @awesomeaartvark 2 роки тому +40

    That was the best ending I've seen to a video in a while, hahaha
    Also, I'm with Smith on that last conversation, no way is a dick piercing less painful than a tongue piercing!! I refuse to believe it, haha

  • @Dsmky117
    @Dsmky117 2 роки тому +33

    craig promised technically difficulties and boy did we get them

  • @RustyRacer
    @RustyRacer 2 роки тому +22

    Ross' POV is the opposite effect of the satisfaction this game is supposed to give

  • @calemaceanruig8010
    @calemaceanruig8010 2 роки тому +19

    I did a bunch of irl power washing last week. You can't lock a power washer on, only off. My hands hurt for days afterwards. The sprayback is brutal, and contains solid bits that have a magic ability to lodge in the eyes. Soaked to the bone for hours, the machine making altogether too much noise. Not just hose management was an issue but also cable management. Still, Mum's pavers look brand new so a little satisfying on the whole. Good vid lads, even with the tech issues and the death of Trott's pc.

    • @luckyrashes
      @luckyrashes 2 роки тому +3

      I got one of the add-ons that look like a floor buffer, life saving. I use it on a massive concrete driveway, and now the neighbors borrow it. Works kind of hovers like a hovercraft which is a bonus

    • @Khronogi
      @Khronogi 2 роки тому +1

      I sprayed paint off a runway, nipped my toe for a quarter of a second and cut flesh.

  • @InsaneClown2
    @InsaneClown2 2 роки тому +3

    Twice I got bugged at 99% on second level. RIP the 30 bucks or whatever I spent on this

  • @Raida7
    @Raida7 2 роки тому +10

    Still so good to see their office backgrounds again

  • @MasterXenopunk
    @MasterXenopunk 2 роки тому +4

    DO NOT REDEEM!!! Nice to see Trott and Ross watch the same stuff I do.

  • @kanstee9226
    @kanstee9226 2 роки тому +7

    Glad Ross has watched the 99 Woodstock doc. It was wild I live extremely close it was in Rome NY. I was just couple years to young to get there but I have friends with older siblings who went and it was just madness from what they say

  • @deskcritter
    @deskcritter 2 роки тому +4

    Ross being the embodiment of chaos as usual, I see.

  • @daphne_moon
    @daphne_moon 2 роки тому +19

    Guys, there's lots of times I've decided to watch your uploads even when I don't like the game you're playing. I click on them to listen to you twats🤣 You all crack me up!

  • @FluffyDragon
    @FluffyDragon 2 роки тому +5

    With the pool ones, they generally have built in filters in the pools, which suck out all the nasty stuff. The chemicals just break down the algae so the filters can get some of it, and they scoop the rest off the surface and whatnot.
    The one where it literally just goes from dark to super clear is usually a few stages in after the initial stuff has been removed, and it's dark because they've added some other chemical first.. for some reason floccing has come to my mind here, so that might be involved, then the final bit just breaks that down and it looks lovely
    But yeah, most of the videos I've seen, it's actually potentially a multi day process if the pool is that bad to start with, they just edit it faster. Once it's under control, it only needs a little regular maintenance

  • @lin90210
    @lin90210 2 роки тому +6

    The amount of times my colleagues come and sit next to me to talk about work and they knee my power switch in my computer...annoying Tropp

  • @rawr40k
    @rawr40k 2 роки тому +11

    Seeing Ross do one part of one thing then go off to someplace else without finishing is trigging my ocd. FINISH WHAT YOU STARTED ARGHHH!

  • @Topazzzzzz
    @Topazzzzzz 2 роки тому +5

    thank you craig for telling me not to drink bleach, i was unsure what to do there

  • @gregorywhatley9659
    @gregorywhatley9659 2 роки тому +4

    Just got off work after cleaning up literal human shit, and I'm now listening to Alex explain how he paints a toilet like a canvas and by the end of the video nothing was achieved
    one of the greats this one
    my evening's only gotten better 😂

  • @owl1605
    @owl1605 2 роки тому +2

    My favourite type of Hat Films video

  • @georgewaterman1925
    @georgewaterman1925 2 роки тому +2

    If they dont want us to drink it then why do they flavour them with tasty flavours like lemon?!

  • @matthewshutt2459
    @matthewshutt2459 2 роки тому +1

    I’ve got my tongue pierced, it doesn’t hurt that much. It was the shock of it happening that hits you more. My dentist always says my teeth are very healthy 2 years later

  • @GhostOfSparta
    @GhostOfSparta 2 роки тому

    The water issue is like the one on that Disney ride that's never had the water changed and they push ppl not to put there hands in it or anything

  • @Swatmat
    @Swatmat 2 роки тому +2

    0:39 WE KNOW THAT ONE!!!!!!

  • @danbilzerian2052
    @danbilzerian2052 2 роки тому

    Most inefficient way to to clean a water fountain

  • @GhostOfSparta
    @GhostOfSparta 2 роки тому +1

    Ross's dog has a high pitch British accent

  • @grubbitt
    @grubbitt 2 роки тому +2

    Some powerful washing here

  • @JoshC2010
    @JoshC2010 2 роки тому +2

    6:25 cuts to smith it looks like someone is having fun with a power washer

  • @Flashjackmak
    @Flashjackmak 2 роки тому +3

    Does this game have lore because I want to know why that fountain was covered in what appears to be either blood or chocolate.

    • @vogelvrouw
      @vogelvrouw 2 роки тому +1

      theres some very vague mention of a volcano, i think

    • @Flashjackmak
      @Flashjackmak 2 роки тому

      @@vogelvrouw Volcanic ash is also kinda exciting and definitely more logical than blood or chocolate.

  • @Gallaelwyd
    @Gallaelwyd 2 роки тому

    Ah yes, the top quality I've come to expected after 10+ years of subscription
    (I stopped counting and CBA with the simple maths)

  • @jabberwoke1
    @jabberwoke1 2 роки тому

    Ross is a de-glove enthusiast.

  • @D3athbyteacup
    @D3athbyteacup 2 роки тому +1

    Tongue pierced twice over time in the same spot, no pain just one night of swelling each time, better than the six months of keeping a glass of ice by your bed at night of you get my drift 😆
    Also love the random chats videos kinda like the trial days, thanks!

  • @ballinbalgruuf8198
    @ballinbalgruuf8198 2 роки тому

    Jackson Pollock? More like Jerkoff Bollocks

  • @jrofeta
    @jrofeta 2 роки тому

    Hopefully Ross doesn't learn about naegleria fowleri if he's already worried about water.

  • @pufnbal1744
    @pufnbal1744 2 роки тому +7

    Fun fact! Yes, some doctors can actually circumcize you. But only if needed! There are a ton of common to uncommon health problems that can lead to you getting circumcized. But they just don't happen too often. So it's not just religious reasons, it can be for medical reasons too.
    But only if being circumcized will actually help you. So it's kind of a last resort thing.

    • @Noobazzah
      @Noobazzah 2 роки тому +6

      In the US they basically do it just for lols.

    • @pufnbal1744
      @pufnbal1744 2 роки тому

      @@Noobazzah maybe. I am not the doctor. So I couldn't say for sure.

  • @Vyzard
    @Vyzard 2 роки тому

    18:55 Nearly choked on my lunch hearing Smith imitate Ross' dog (was it Murphy) testifying in court lol

  • @TheKaiser775
    @TheKaiser775 2 роки тому +1

    Great Lego Talk, boiks!

  • @shanadir
    @shanadir 2 роки тому

    BAM! and the Ross is gone!

  • @MaccyLing
    @MaccyLing 2 роки тому

    Another Hat Films vid, another vid I already love

  • @VeggeMight
    @VeggeMight 2 роки тому

    tongue piecing doesn't hurt at all.

  • @stefoster7031
    @stefoster7031 2 роки тому

    yeah VR for this is a certain surely

  • @sarahknight6627
    @sarahknight6627 2 роки тому

    The inefficiency of how they were cleaning was unsatisfying. 😩

  • @CaptainTashigi
    @CaptainTashigi 2 роки тому

    ahhh i love kitboga

  • @minyirishs1331
    @minyirishs1331 2 роки тому +3

    That title has completely blew my mind 🤣🤣🤣

  • @BATTLESTAR42
    @BATTLESTAR42 2 роки тому +1

    All the people raging about the way Ross is cleaning, but are you kidding me. Smith is so much worse. Does like 90% of an object, doesn't get the 100% ding and just goes to the next thing.

  • @baxterclagmoar9333
    @baxterclagmoar9333 2 роки тому +1

    I could watch 4 hours of this. Very satisfying and love the chat.

  • @FatMarlonBrando
    @FatMarlonBrando 2 роки тому

    My favourite flavour of bleach is original. Can’t have too much though otherwise my teeth get fizzy and my tummy goes inside out.

  • @nobodyshekatonchires
    @nobodyshekatonchires 2 роки тому

    Somehow i managed to both get to Kent and out of Kent...maybe I'm lucky

  • @MartinOlminkhof
    @MartinOlminkhof 2 роки тому +1

    Alex spends way too long using the soap nozzle without soap (doesn't do anything)

  • @Justsomebiggerman2
    @Justsomebiggerman2 2 роки тому

    i was just waiting for you to play this :D

  • @kingkuma4112
    @kingkuma4112 2 роки тому

    Time it took the hat bois to say something gross: 1 minute and 1 second.
    The average time currently is: 48 seconds.

  • @Mister_Vance
    @Mister_Vance 2 роки тому

    The disclaimer is my highlight

  • @CriticoolHit
    @CriticoolHit 2 роки тому +1

    Ross' perspective was beyond infuriating lol.

  • @Ovetupp
    @Ovetupp 2 роки тому +2

    #powerwashtrott

  • @ChandlerBiloxi
    @ChandlerBiloxi 2 роки тому

    Unfortunately hose management is a DLC

  • @Glomerularfiltrationrate
    @Glomerularfiltrationrate 2 роки тому

    yes

  • @jamesrush9172
    @jamesrush9172 2 роки тому

    Love you guys not a game I wanna see you play but fair enough

  • @LETSPERISH
    @LETSPERISH 2 роки тому

    why has it took you this long to play this

  • @MrDipz158
    @MrDipz158 2 роки тому

    The spraying made me a bit nausceous, had to minimize the window and just turn this into a podcast

  • @DariusHasDogs2
    @DariusHasDogs2 2 роки тому +1

    I've had my tongue pierced 8 times (I've had it done then redone and atm have 3 rings in it.) It is extremely NOT painful. A pressure sensation is mostly all you feel. I cant imagine getting my junk pierced, it sounds like literal hell.

  • @divamon5602
    @divamon5602 2 роки тому

    WOOOO!

  • @JUDGERAMBO
    @JUDGERAMBO 2 роки тому

    Dirty bois

  • @ivyartemis2431
    @ivyartemis2431 2 роки тому +1

    games like this stress me out just thinking about how much work it would be to clean this up

  • @MH-hu5pi
    @MH-hu5pi 2 роки тому +1

    It seems like the perfect fit of a game to a podcast like banter by the boys.
    But this was SO boring. The whole lot - the gameplay, the banter.
    I couldn't even play as a background noise for it being this bad.
    Go back to 7dtd. Or even Sims.