Can we make a Picken? (Ranch Simulator)

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  • Опубліковано 28 лис 2024

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  • @SimonClark
    @SimonClark 2 роки тому +199

    Just when you think you've seen every bug, another appears.
    This game is an entomologist's dream.

    • @__Albin__
      @__Albin__ 2 роки тому +7

      **Slow clap**

    • @Seruphin
      @Seruphin 2 роки тому

      I loved when Trott said "This game has no bugs!" then cuts to him towing a trailer with wheels in different suburbs :D

  • @TechnoGhosty
    @TechnoGhosty 2 роки тому +96

    Youd think trott getting stuck between 2 trees in a row will give him that spacious awareness that he is much wider than he thinks, but no no, the 5th tree he’ll DEFINITELY squeeze through!! Lmao

  • @rawr40k
    @rawr40k 2 роки тому +156

    My bugged trailer is crazy wide now. What's the best route around the map? Through the trees. Amazing logic Trott. Amazing.

    • @bwood6337
      @bwood6337 2 роки тому +25

      Or better yet Smith constantly putting chickens back into a broken fence instead of the coop that has functioning doors.

    • @BigSadClownBoi
      @BigSadClownBoi 2 роки тому +2

      @@bwood6337 Gotta be honest I smooth brained on that too until you said it

  • @Isanion
    @Isanion 2 роки тому +90

    WTF! Smith desecrating the holy floating tree pile! He'll bring a curse down on all of them.

    • @shiono100
      @shiono100 2 роки тому +15

      He already did didn't you see that poor fuel trailer XD

    • @Kicksticks
      @Kicksticks 2 роки тому +4

      Not sure if it was shown in the videos but ever since its creation the tree of trees was slowly dropping its logs anyway

    • @shiono100
      @shiono100 2 роки тому +1

      @@Kicksticks was that what was happening? I just figured Smithy was taking from it the whole time, if slowly over time, cuz after all he was never a huge fan of it being "wasted resources" XD

    • @Kicksticks
      @Kicksticks 2 роки тому +1

      @@shiono100 lmao nah over time it just decided to start dropping them bit by bit.

    • @BlackIronHero
      @BlackIronHero 2 роки тому

      @@Kicksticks it hasn't lol, Smith has been slowly taking logs from the world tree since like episode 3, and now he's run it dry

  • @MetaDeviant
    @MetaDeviant 2 роки тому +53

    12:40. Oh my god Trott's fuckin face. Like the German shepherd that doesn't understand why he's struggling to get the stick that's longer than him through the door.

  • @Leptons_
    @Leptons_ 2 роки тому +33

    7:07 This is some Trucking Tuesday level stuff right here 😂

    • @BigSadClownBoi
      @BigSadClownBoi 2 роки тому +4

      Definitely what I thought *HONK HOOOONNNKKKK*

  • @Yesidoplaytheguitar
    @Yesidoplaytheguitar 2 роки тому +30

    They have played this game for so long and I still laugh out loud whenever it cuts to Trott with the pumping stereo on that little truck!

  • @DragonFiesta
    @DragonFiesta 2 роки тому +80

    one of my clearest memories from childhood is being at my families hog ranch with a fly swatter hitting one spot over and over again on the fence to a hog shed and killing hundreds of flys every swing. every surace was covered in flys and every swing of the swatter it came back covered in fly parts. hundreds of thousands of flys died that day. and it didn't even make a dent in their population

    • @ballinbalgruuf8198
      @ballinbalgruuf8198 2 роки тому +2

      Should've brought a flamethrower

    • @grubbitt
      @grubbitt 2 роки тому +7

      I read this as "dearest memories" at first and was mildly perturbed lol

  • @CptCl0wn
    @CptCl0wn 2 роки тому +18

    Ross grabbing the bolt gun for no "real reason", is why I love you guys.

  • @deathgod4722
    @deathgod4722 2 роки тому +11

    The amount of chickens that escaped the moment they focused on the table saws xD

  • @JAGJustAGuy3
    @JAGJustAGuy3 2 роки тому +11

    Trott with the bugged out trailer and the banging techno. This is the better version of cyberpunk

    • @adamumagpire7848
      @adamumagpire7848 2 роки тому +1

      I was ib fucking stitches at what my eyes and ears where drinking in at that moment^^'

  • @Flashjackmak
    @Flashjackmak 2 роки тому +19

    The trailer glitching out was actually kind of elegant and graceful, the way it reformed and then all fell apart again.

  • @jt6741
    @jt6741 2 роки тому +16

    8:20 that cut was too good

  • @shawnm7246
    @shawnm7246 2 роки тому +3

    The dish you all were tlaking about with the egg is balut.

  • @MrGamercubed
    @MrGamercubed 2 роки тому +2

    I was absolutely expecting the Michael flatley "HEY" clip they used in a previous vid when talking about him

  • @dankirt15
    @dankirt15 2 роки тому +3

    "you'd do that for me? Sure bud, as long as Chad can film it" 🤣🤣

  • @PierceArner
    @PierceArner 2 роки тому +23

    Another episode of this series, another fantastic day.

  • @Jingels247859
    @Jingels247859 2 роки тому +5

    I worked with a buddy who did a river dance show. Apparently some of the numbers have prerecorded taps!

  • @DanteBanehallow
    @DanteBanehallow 2 роки тому +2

    15:25 its called Balut!

  • @Bashnag_gro-Dushnikh
    @Bashnag_gro-Dushnikh 2 роки тому +15

    My god, why can't Trott just drive on the road! 😑

  • @ballinbalgruuf8198
    @ballinbalgruuf8198 2 роки тому +18

    Trott driving through the woods with a bugged wide trailer and getting stuck every 2 seconds
    Ross not understanding how parking brakes work
    And Smith making sure the chickens do not escape through a hole he's made when there are 2 perfectly functioning coops with doors
    Classic Hat Films errors

  • @Dsmky117
    @Dsmky117 2 роки тому +2

    I love that the lord of the dance has many disciples whom he trains to carry on the way of the riverdance

  • @CassianGray
    @CassianGray 2 роки тому +2

    Once again, that amazing soundtrack laid over whatever silly shenanigans the boiks are up to has made my day! Still love this series, keep it up!

  • @geeyeahyeah
    @geeyeahyeah 2 роки тому +1

    The delicacy you're talking about is a duck egg called Balut from the Philippines. It's tasty with some salt or vinegar. I usually skip eating the bird inside, but I enjoy the egg juice and egg yolk the most!

  • @KarstenOkk
    @KarstenOkk 2 роки тому +4

    they were all in really good form this video, felt like the good old days

  • @cunningstunts1118
    @cunningstunts1118 2 роки тому +3

    Classic Hat Films blunders, 10/10 episode

  • @Notpoop906
    @Notpoop906 Місяць тому

    My association for that "Alton Towers" song is food flying around in slow motion 😂I feel like it must have been used in quite a few "food fight" scenes in movies and TV because that's what I think of every time I hear it lol.

  • @kingkuma4112
    @kingkuma4112 2 роки тому +4

    Time it took the hat bois to say something gross: 5 seconds.
    The average time currently is: 35 seconds.

  • @zunalter
    @zunalter 2 роки тому

    I love the music playing while trout is talking about inappropriate dog ownership

  • @Xwhitton22X
    @Xwhitton22X 2 роки тому +2

    Oh my lord the tree of trees I could not be more upset

  • @Techstriker1
    @Techstriker1 2 роки тому +5

    Trott: "This game is triple a quality!"
    These days, that is indeed accurate.

  • @griffinguay7889
    @griffinguay7889 2 роки тому +1

    what an episode, thanks Craig and company

  • @LeonieJMerry
    @LeonieJMerry 2 роки тому +2

    Am I the only one who had a slight flashback to a certain brothel on an island when gills were mentioned? No? Just me. Cool cool cool.

  • @lucretialiciniagaiaerikaju3204
    @lucretialiciniagaiaerikaju3204 2 роки тому +4

    Michael Flatley memes are making a comeback 👀👀

  • @34thedoctor
    @34thedoctor 2 роки тому +2

    Egg thing is called balut by the way. Apparently it taste good

    • @ry_mcfly01
      @ry_mcfly01 2 роки тому

      I can assure you it doesn’t 😂
      You have to crack the shell and drink the brine which tastes like seawater. Then the actual egg part is very rubbery but also crunchy when you bite into the embryo part of it. Well the egg I attempted to eat was crunchy…

  • @Zelmel
    @Zelmel 2 роки тому +1

    Fuck, that conversation at the end.

  • @That_One_Guy101
    @That_One_Guy101 2 роки тому +1

    The death of the tree of trees happened on this day.

  • @raymondalmendarez8906
    @raymondalmendarez8906 Рік тому

    The music is always such fucking chaos

  • @MrAltissimo
    @MrAltissimo 2 роки тому +3

    Y’all are gonna want more coolers when you pop that piggy at some point.

  • @etherealpenguin8683
    @etherealpenguin8683 2 роки тому +4

    I've watched the boiks whilst I've been eating and heard them say disgusting shit and it's never bothered me but that part fertilized egg shit, I'm not even eating and I feel sick, that's shit I'd heard about before and forgotten, pushed to the darkest recesses of my mind and you guys dredged that up and I genuinely feel ill, great video.

  • @kennethwilson4145
    @kennethwilson4145 Рік тому +1

    Talking about balut which is a Filipino delicacy. And it has continued because they just like it.

  • @nikeeweston
    @nikeeweston 2 роки тому +10

    Never let Trott drive. We know this people.

  • @joduh4665
    @joduh4665 2 роки тому +6

    anyone taking bets on how long it will take the bois to figure out how roads work?

  • @duo60692
    @duo60692 2 роки тому +5

    again made the mistake of eating food while watching the boys.

  • @Imwritingthisnotefrombeyondthe
    @Imwritingthisnotefrombeyondthe 2 роки тому

    Trott the car whisperer

  • @TheCurley
    @TheCurley 2 роки тому

    Ah more things I wish I didn’t look up thanks to hatfilms

  • @nakenmil
    @nakenmil 2 роки тому

    WHY DIDN'T THEY TALK ABOUT MICHAEL FLATLEY'S MOVIE????

  • @luckyrashes
    @luckyrashes 2 роки тому +5

    So much audience interaction! Awesome! Lol, wow. Helpful. Thank you. Inbreeding.

    • @sirBrouwer
      @sirBrouwer 2 роки тому +1

      Well nothing better then keeping it with in the family make that family tree become less like a tree and more a circle.

  • @GiraffeyLord
    @GiraffeyLord Рік тому

    I associate that song with The Dudesons

  • @somekindamatt
    @somekindamatt 2 роки тому

    Yay more ranch

  • @danielmartinez3190
    @danielmartinez3190 2 роки тому

    And proms tomorrow

  • @TheKingOfTheHaters
    @TheKingOfTheHaters Рік тому

    St Louis represent.

  • @divamon5602
    @divamon5602 2 роки тому +1

    WOOOOO!

  • @Tracerm17
    @Tracerm17 2 роки тому +2

    Trott, your driving is bad enough on flat land. please stay off the mountains at least.

  • @dethmin173
    @dethmin173 2 роки тому

    cool

  • @awesomeaartvark
    @awesomeaartvark 2 роки тому +2

    Ohhooo, that trailer spazzing out is the best bug yet, hahaha, though Trott's decision to go through the trees with that thing did make me shout at the screen a little, ngl haha

  • @SearchWolf
    @SearchWolf 2 роки тому +1

    hooray!

  • @tombaron6001
    @tombaron6001 2 роки тому

    no
    .

  • @Multimedia_Magic
    @Multimedia_Magic 2 роки тому +1

    You guys *barely* understand how reproduction works. Actually I'm pretty sure you still don't know how chickens are doing it.

  • @MrSimpleBuilds
    @MrSimpleBuilds 2 роки тому +2

    Smith literally having a table saw to cut the logs but he wants the very slightly faster one so does nothing and makes Ross getting back a priority. (edit) he didn't have any fuel for them. Oops

  • @datguy6101
    @datguy6101 2 роки тому +1

    Chig

  • @MH-hu5pi
    @MH-hu5pi 2 роки тому +2

    I have no idea how they decided to become a gaming channel...

  • @ShadowGirl-
    @ShadowGirl- 2 роки тому +6

    Chicago is a perfect example of the issue of gun control. They are extremely restrictive there, and yet have the highest violent crime/murder rate. This is generally true of all the places in the US which the most gun restrictions, such as the San Francisco Bay Area and Los Angeles, or even Washington D.C.

    • @Lunch_Meat
      @Lunch_Meat 2 роки тому +17

      2 things: this is NOT an example of the problem with gun control, this is an example of why gun control on a region by region basis will never work. If a person can just go the next town over to get a gun, then no amount of restrictions will ever work.
      While individual cities may have high rates of violent crimes, that's a good example of cherry picking what you pay attention to and what you don't, since it could also be argued that red states, on average, have a MUCH higher violent crime rate than blue states and the city with the highest violent crime rate in the nation is Monroe, Louisiana.

    • @doubeld.7536
      @doubeld.7536 2 роки тому +4

      @@ballinbalgruuf8198 Swiss people are allowed to take their gun with them after they completed their military training.
      So not only are they actually professionally trained to wield a gun properly, they are also not allowed to buy bullets.
      Can't go on killing sprees without bullets.

    • @zach.0
      @zach.0 2 роки тому +4

      This comment is the perfect example of the issue of gun propaganda. Chicago does not have the highest violent crime/murder rate. In fact, the vast majority of the top most violent cities are in red states, and Chicago is 28th for murder

  • @Lunch_Meat
    @Lunch_Meat 2 роки тому +1

    Your barely used cabin is the same color as my cabin. It is an ugly color and I doubt my landlady's sanity in choosing it, but with you guys it makes perfect sense