My name is Zy0x. I'm 15 years old, and 4'11. My house is in the northeast corner of the vermilion domain, where the ruin graders are, and I am not married. I work as a vermillion farmer for Kokomi nation. I stream "most nights on twitch" by midnight at the earliest. I don't ta, but I occasionally aboba. I'm in bed by 5 am, and make sure that I get 12 hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a warm glass of abobust and doing about forty minutes of stalling at the start of stream, I usually ha
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Zy0x. I try to play Diluc. He touches my tail. I try to play yoimiya. He touches my tail. I try to play Hu tao. He touches my tail. I want to play Klee. Her best rotation has tail touching. I want to play Raiden, Childe, they both want to touch my tail. He grabs me by my tail. I ta for him. I ABOBA for him. He isn't satisfied. I give him my twitch prime. "I don't need this spare change" He tells me. "Let me touch your tail." He grabs Yae Miko and forces her to show her tail. "Fishcl is much better. But she doesn't have a tail". I can't let him touch my tail. I don't let anyone touch it. He grabs it anyway. I say "Uh, no". "Guess this is the end." He grabs his tacet field. He says "Baldness, get em". There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, no ICD desire for tail touching. What a cruel world.
@@Fishschl what do you mean there were like 4 people beginning of the stream including me (well beginning at around 45 minutes of the stream because of his stall)who made fun of him, because this bald clown won't stream Elden ring probably after GTA 6
0:20 Bro has gained "3" crit dmg or "1.5" crit rate after more than 200k resin on that domain, he is so cooked I'm actually sad for him. Explanation: Xiao right now is 90.7/243.6 - BUT he is on Homa, so it has more crit value than Jade from 3 yrs ago 0:04 so if we try to equal it - it will be 90.7/221.6 which is "403" c.v previous 2021 build is 92.5/214.8 which is "399.8" c.v *although to be fair his xiao now will still probably beat the 2021 because of the set 60% Atk bonus. But still that resin should have been spent to upgrade more characters and their talents to explore their full potential.
I, Fischl, Prinzessin der Verurteilung, descend upon this land by the call of fate an-- Oh, you are also a traveler from another world? Very well, I grant you permission to travel with me. I hear the voice of fate, speaking my name in humble supplication... Hark! 'Tis Thundering Retribution, an omen of dark times ahead... Dusk and dawn but fleeting shadows are. Once more, the twists of fate have led you into my everlasting night. The stars of the firmament are naught but rifts, thrust open by Oz's beak into the boundless tapestry of darkness. Me? Hehehe. Remember thou this, that I, Fischl, am the Prinzessin der Verurteilung, Sovereign of Immernachtreich, omniscient and eminent judge of all the world's iniquity!
I saw the tiktok from the person the artefact belongs to today and was excited when the clips are gonna be on YT, didn’t expect it to be here already, thx so much😂
i genuinely thought he would start singing karmas a bitch on 7:06 and be like "good karma, it comes back, around, because whatever goes around comes around" im simply disappointed
Zy0x denying that WuWa is the reason Genshin started caring is the most L take he's ever had, and that's definitely saying something because bro likes Alhaitham.
the 50 CV anemo goblet is fake/photoshopped btw, it says "Honeyed Final Feast" in the top left which is a Gilded goblet not a vermillion one
classic twitter moment
CAUGHT
“I… am blooming.”
-Zy0x in the Genshin movie
Vermillion dollars at first day
And I… am…… ABOBA
find someone as committed to you as Zy0x is to the Vermillion domain
Of course its you felis haha W rizz
Find someone who looks at you the same way Zy0x looks at Alhaitham
@@FelisSolos haha hey felis call me zy0x because youre my vermillion domain xD
I only care about the charmony dove… please don’t eat the charmony dove again Felis
Working on it, I ain't leaving college still single.
Touch my vermillion piece? Uhh no.
get a 50(that's too much, lets go with 30) crit value vermilion anemo goblet? uhh...no
Touch something that's not even there in the first place
wow this contains fresh clips from today's stream. impacz working OVERTIME
Impacz is the owner of this acc?
@@icupo720 'allegedly'
Help- i thought bro finally had gotten his much needed hiatus from zyox😭🙏
@@icupo720Yeah it’s Impacz
My name is Zy0x. I'm 15 years old, and 4'11. My house is in the northeast corner of the vermilion domain, where the ruin graders are, and I am not married. I work as a vermillion farmer for Kokomi nation. I stream "most nights on twitch" by midnight at the earliest. I don't ta, but I occasionally aboba. I'm in bed by 5 am, and make sure that I get 12 hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a warm glass of abobust and doing about forty minutes of stalling at the start of stream, I usually ha
I thought he streams most nights on kink
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Zy0x. I try to play Diluc. He touches my tail. I try to play yoimiya. He touches my tail. I try to play Hu tao. He touches my tail. I want to play Klee. Her best rotation has tail touching. I want to play Raiden, Childe, they both want to touch my tail. He grabs me by my tail. I ta for him. I ABOBA for him. He isn't satisfied. I give him my twitch prime. "I don't need this spare change" He tells me. "Let me touch your tail." He grabs Yae Miko and forces her to show her tail. "Fishcl is much better. But she doesn't have a tail". I can't let him touch my tail. I don't let anyone touch it. He grabs it anyway. I say "Uh, no". "Guess this is the end." He grabs his tacet field. He says "Baldness, get em". There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, no ICD desire for tail touching. What a cruel world.
Touch my tail? Uhh no.
Touch my TA? Uhh... ABOBA
@@Xeo909 same one joke, the chatters have become what they mocked
@@tiberian_son21 bro is mad he couldn't touch the tail
@@tiberian_son21 Touch... my... tuh?
This man is being milked HARD (both ways)
HUH
TUH
I offer as a sacrifice
ta ta ta? tuh ta
He paid so many chatters in this stream
@@Fishschl what do you mean there were like 4 people beginning of the stream including me (well beginning at around 45 minutes of the stream because of his stall)who made fun of him, because this bald clown won't stream Elden ring probably after GTA 6
30% more cdmg in 3 years is crazy especially on that forbidden set 😭 please mr sucks farm emblem..
Tuh
30% more cdmg on an already very well built unit is good tho
@@CM_684 tbh i cant judge him because ive been farming emblem every day of my life to get the perfect artifacts for my already perfect Sara
Hope uni is going well
0:20
Bro has gained "3" crit dmg or "1.5" crit rate after more than 200k resin on that domain, he is so cooked I'm actually sad for him.
Explanation:
Xiao right now is 90.7/243.6 - BUT he is on Homa, so it has more crit value than Jade from 3 yrs ago 0:04
so if we try to equal it -
it will be 90.7/221.6 which is "403" c.v
previous 2021 build is 92.5/214.8 which is "399.8" c.v
*although to be fair his xiao now will still probably beat the 2021 because of the set 60% Atk bonus.
But still that resin should have been spent to upgrade more characters and their talents to explore their full potential.
8:10 first man to make the kaehn'riah sound like an std
Thanks so much for posting! I was just starting to have zyox withdrawal symptoms
Klee my guide ? Um no
👩🍳🐻🔥🌪
1:55 proud to one guy zy0x 😅
@@GodDBeast-alt legend
ta uch my ta, um ta
I cut myself with a pistachio again, I should stop eating pistachios while watching these
improved xiao? uhm no (only -100k resin)
@@jaesthminie hello jaesthminie let me enter your Genshin Impact™ world so i can farm the coop achievement
@@FelisSolos OHHHHH THAT WAS YOU????? WITH THE NEUVILETTE PFP???? SORRY I WAS AFK
@@jaesthminie 𝓵𝓮𝓽 𝓶𝓮 𝓲𝓷
@@FelisSolos JOIN ME AGAIN
4:35 I SEE YOU IN THE CHAT🤬🤬
Orlando - BLOOM. from lord of the rings. That’s why Orlando was there
19:23 He sounds like a parent gently telling their child not to be weird when they go over to a friend's house
gently
0:32 IS THAT THE BLACK SILENCE?!
Lil pups Xiao build literally just went from Jade Spear to Homa. His pieces are no better ICANT
His yapping is very nice, calms the mind
"a asmr youtuber made a video on why he hates ludwig" I feel like he is talking about jojo asmr
Only just noticed but that channel banner is fckn goated
Oh my god I‘m blooming
that Bot acc is actually a fan acc for an indian Actor lmaoo
I, Fischl, Prinzessin der Verurteilung, descend upon this land by the call of fate an-- Oh, you are also a traveler from another world? Very well, I grant you permission to travel with me. I hear the voice of fate, speaking my name in humble supplication... Hark! 'Tis Thundering Retribution, an omen of dark times ahead... Dusk and dawn but fleeting shadows are. Once more, the twists of fate have led you into my everlasting night. The stars of the firmament are naught but rifts, thrust open by Oz's beak into the boundless tapestry of darkness. Me? Hehehe. Remember thou this, that I, Fischl, am the Prinzessin der Verurteilung, Sovereign of Immernachtreich, omniscient and eminent judge of all the world's iniquity!
@@SparklesFall TA
TA
I love it when Daily Dose of Zy0x fills me up
Cant wait for this man getting the goblet of his dream! Just imagine how humble, calm and collected he would act on that day 🤣
12:50 why did he start using his Mika voice lmao.
Starting with Contexto is crazy
TOUCH MY TAIL YeS OH MY GOD😩
I saw the tiktok from the person the artefact belongs to today and was excited when the clips are gonna be on YT, didn’t expect it to be here already, thx so much😂
Bro is gonna regret slandering Sunday if he’s the next Ruan Mei lol
Ta Ta Ta? Ta, Ta.
10:56 bro it literally is the WUWA effect come on.
7:30 THATS ME
Vermillion still aware...
ta my ta? uhm ta
lowkey he cooked with the TTDS mualani
ABOBA
10:55 it most definitely is wuwa effect. direct competition from different game
The only thing wuwa effected is its own sales
8:08
Gonorrhea???
Touch my xiao? Uhh no.
fun fact: there was not a single chatter in that raid who did not type aboba
why does he pronounce khaenriah like gonorrhea
chills
What song does zyox use for his sub alert?
something something luigis mansion
15:08 he's probably right
i genuinely thought he would start singing karmas a bitch on 7:06 and be like "good karma, it comes back, around, because whatever goes around comes around"
im simply disappointed
impacz quick question, do you bloom?
18:52 Average Twitter user syndrome in action
16:20 ECHO REFERENCE?é!??é?!??!'!?'!=)'=!
16:48 xiao xiangling
15:09
we all know you want that game to get a moan compilation part 2
Ta ta ta? Ta… ta
tf was that screaming 7:10???
BBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTT? UM no
Why is my xiao about the same as zy0xxx’s but i dont do the same dmg😕 is it c6 faruzan
Zy0x denying that WuWa is the reason Genshin started caring is the most L take he's ever had, and that's definitely saying something because bro likes Alhaitham.
@@JosepiThe13th Yeah, WuWa is not the sole reason but it's definitely one of them
18:54
TA
ta x17
om
Ta
3 views in 30 seconds. fell off
10:47 cuz Da Wei took over the position. there was someone else (fuck that guy for4 fucking years) now Da Wei took over that position
om