One day, after dinner, while aboba and I were lounging about in Mr. Sock's closet, we spotted a fledgling skeleton all on its own. That baby skeleton was tiny, it didn’t even have all of its bones, and it couldn’t sneak. When we found it, it was already on its last breath, having fallen into a closet - probably abandoned by Mr. Socks. We decided to build a coffin for it right there and then. However, thinking back, that winter was unusually cold, with fierce winds at night in the closet, not to mention the many stunlocks and hyperblooms in the vicinity... it was clear that if we left the fledgling in the yard, it stood no chance of surviving until the next hsr stream. So, I suggested we take it inside, place it on the shelf by the window, and asked chat to fashion a cage for it. We decided that when it regained its strength enough to spread its arms, we would release it back into the wild. The tragic part - something that we’d never considered - was that this skeleton's fate had already been determined long before this moment…
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Xiangling. I try to play Diluc. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Yoimiya. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Hu Tao. My Xiangling deals more damage. I want to play Klee. Her best team has Xiangling. I want to play Raiden, Childe. They both want Xiangling. I want to play Arlecchino. My Xiangling deals more damage. She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her The Catch. She isn't satisfied. I pull Engulfing Lightning. "I don't need this much ER" She tells me. "Give me more field time." She grabs Bennett and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with Homa." I can't pull for Homa, I don't have enough primogems.. Wait a minute, I've given her Homa, what else does she wan- She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Guoba. She says "Guoba, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, no icd pyro application. What a cruel world.Displaying her mastery over both fire and polearms, Xiangling sends a Pyronado whirling around her. The Pyronado will move with your character for the ability's duration, dealing Pyro DMG to all opponents in its path. Pyronado DMG will snapshot Xiangling's stats at the third swing during casting and will not be affected by changes in her stats that occur afterwards. Once a Pyronado deals DMG, it has a 0.6s cooldown before being able to deal DMG to the same target again. It can deal DMG more than once per rotation if its hitbox remains in contact with an enemy for more than 0.6s. Xiangling will perform 3 Pyro swings in a small area around her at the start of the skill, before summoning the actual Pyronado. If Xiangling's 4th constellation is not unlocked, the Pyronado will hit enemies 7-8 times. Constellation Effects Constellation Level 3, Deepfry Deepfry: Increases this talent's level by 3, up to a maximum of 15. Constellation Level 4, Slowbake Slowbake: "Pyronado's duration is increased by 40%." With this constellation, Pyronado's total duration is 14 seconds. Constellation Level 6, Condensed Pyronado Condensed Pyronado: "For the duration of Pyronado, all party members receive a 15% Pyro DMG Bonus." While the buff is also granted to Xiangling, it does not affect Xiangling's casted Pyronado As Xiangling said "throughout teyvat and the abyss, I alone apply pyro" and threw out guoba, the hilichurl shrank in fear. "Stand proud," Xiangling said, "you are strong." Guoba asked Xiangling: "Do you have the fastest pyro application because you are Xiangling? Or are you Xiangling because you have the fastest pyro application?" Xiangling replied: "If I didn't have enough energy recharge it might cause me some trouble" "But would you lose?" "Nah I'd funnel" NICE AND SPICY! ️ GOUBA, GET 'EM!! ️️️ **2-Piece Bonus** [Energy Recharge](genshin-impact.fandom.com/wiki/Energy_Recharge) +20% **4-Piece Bonus** Increases [Elemental Burst](genshin-impact.fandom.com/wiki/Elemental_Burst) DMG by 25% of [Energy Recharge](genshin-impact.fandom.com/wiki/Energy_Recharge). A maximum of 75% bonus DMG can be obtained in this way. "The Catch" Refinement Rank 5: Increases Elemental Burst DMG by **32**% and Elemental Burst CRIT Rate by **12**%.
I have been busy with work recently. Will try to be more frequent in the future. ABOBA
ABOBA
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TA my TA? Uhm, TA
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Tah uh my ta il? Umm ta
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We need an urban dictionnary but for Zy0x lore
One day, after dinner, while aboba and I were lounging about in Mr. Sock's closet, we spotted a fledgling skeleton all on its own. That baby skeleton was tiny, it didn’t even have all of its bones, and it couldn’t sneak. When we found it, it was already on its last breath, having fallen into a closet - probably abandoned by Mr. Socks. We decided to build a coffin for it right there and then. However, thinking back, that winter was unusually cold, with fierce winds at night in the closet, not to mention the many stunlocks and hyperblooms in the vicinity... it was clear that if we left the fledgling in the yard, it stood no chance of surviving until the next hsr stream. So, I suggested we take it inside, place it on the shelf by the window, and asked chat to fashion a cage for it. We decided that when it regained its strength enough to spread its arms, we would release it back into the wild. The tragic part - something that we’d never considered - was that this skeleton's fate had already been determined long before this moment…
Birdy bird pfp
the only thing straight about zy0x is his mindset (vermillion Aware)
awarege
AWARE
Is it true that he is now straight as a circle? AINTNOWAY
yk what timestamp he said the title i cant find it for the life of me🥲
I made the title blud. he never said anything like that
Mr. Socks with straight hair?! 😳😳😳
He actually looks hot with his hair straightened
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@@nimnims8 CAUGHT
He's already hot 🥵
CAAAAUGGHHTTTT (i agree) /j
no way zyox burner acc
My favourite running gag is "Im not a whale"
Tuh my ta om ta
Tuh if you om you
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Xiangling. I try to play Diluc. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Yoimiya. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Hu Tao. My Xiangling deals more damage. I want to play Klee. Her best team has Xiangling. I want to play Raiden, Childe. They both want Xiangling. I want to play Arlecchino. My Xiangling deals more damage.
She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her The Catch. She isn't satisfied. I pull Engulfing Lightning. "I don't need this much ER" She tells me. "Give me more field time." She grabs Bennett and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with Homa." I can't pull for Homa, I don't have enough primogems.. Wait a minute, I've given her Homa, what else does she wan- She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Guoba. She says "Guoba, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, no icd pyro application. What a cruel world.Displaying her mastery over both fire and polearms, Xiangling sends a Pyronado whirling around her. The Pyronado will move with your character for the ability's duration, dealing Pyro DMG to all opponents in its path. Pyronado DMG will snapshot Xiangling's stats at the third swing during casting and will not be affected by changes in her stats that occur afterwards. Once a Pyronado deals DMG, it has a 0.6s cooldown before being able to deal DMG to the same target again. It can deal DMG more than once per rotation if its hitbox remains in contact with an enemy for more than 0.6s. Xiangling will perform 3 Pyro swings in a small area around her at the start of the skill, before summoning the actual Pyronado. If Xiangling's 4th constellation is not unlocked, the Pyronado will hit enemies 7-8 times. Constellation Effects Constellation Level 3, Deepfry Deepfry: Increases this talent's level by 3, up to a maximum of 15. Constellation Level 4, Slowbake Slowbake: "Pyronado's duration is increased by 40%." With this constellation, Pyronado's total duration is 14 seconds. Constellation Level 6, Condensed Pyronado Condensed Pyronado: "For the duration of Pyronado, all party members receive a 15% Pyro DMG Bonus." While the buff is also granted to Xiangling, it does not affect Xiangling's casted Pyronado
As Xiangling said "throughout teyvat and the abyss, I alone apply pyro" and threw out guoba, the hilichurl shrank in fear.
"Stand proud," Xiangling said, "you are strong."
Guoba asked Xiangling: "Do you have the fastest pyro application because you are Xiangling? Or are you Xiangling because you have the fastest pyro application?"
Xiangling replied: "If I didn't have enough energy recharge it might cause me some trouble"
"But would you lose?"
"Nah I'd funnel"
NICE AND SPICY! ️
GOUBA, GET 'EM!! ️️️
**2-Piece Bonus**
[Energy Recharge](genshin-impact.fandom.com/wiki/Energy_Recharge) +20%
**4-Piece Bonus**
Increases [Elemental Burst](genshin-impact.fandom.com/wiki/Elemental_Burst) DMG by 25% of [Energy Recharge](genshin-impact.fandom.com/wiki/Energy_Recharge). A maximum of 75% bonus DMG can be obtained in this way.
"The Catch"
Refinement Rank 5:
Increases Elemental Burst DMG by **32**% and Elemental Burst CRIT Rate by **12**%.
Touch my tail?? Uh no.
Tuh my ta? Uhm ta.
OPPA ABOBA TOUCH MY TAIL? Um Ta
So he didnt watch the 2.5 stream hsr afterall
I think someone touched my tail. TUH
He looks like peepoEmo
Didnt know will toledo streamedo genshin
zyox is so tall, cool, calm, collected, handsome, no skill issue, 5/6 1618 1010 1554 same one sands, cream pound fight, etc etc haha xiao xiangling XD true (true) ta aboba
Bro dropped the "Zyox.zip"
Brain rotted fr
Touch my ta, um ta
28:24 guide maker
Omggg new clipper :D
0:00
🫠☝️👌
my ta um ta
Need a surfboard?
I kinda like the new hairstyle!
WHAT STREAM IS RHIS
www.twitch.tv/videos/2237648893
+1 clipper ta
Boom
43:00 ITS NOT MELANIN ITS MELATONIN
No that was the point he was trying to make, instead of melatonin gummies, hoyo needs to give their characters melanin gummies (bc theyre pale asf)
Of course your longest clip compilation is the most viewed, we are all insane