Artillery Spam 101 - Steel Division 2 Memes

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  • Опубліковано 22 лис 2024

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  • @Bokoen1
    @Bokoen1  Рік тому +384

    Artillery really does make people mad

  • @laurencetrowbridge6022
    @laurencetrowbridge6022 Рік тому +776

    The best way to beat artillery is to use more artillery than your opponent. We learned this the hard way in WW1

    • @KingofDiamonds117
      @KingofDiamonds117 Рік тому +63

      I always used mobile artillery, fired half a salvo then run like hell. Causes the enemy team to completly ignore artying my troops.

    • @Psytinker
      @Psytinker Рік тому +39

      Nooooo! But I wanna micro the tanks! Not have artillery duels! I'll just call people "toxic"!

    • @francesco8000
      @francesco8000 Рік тому +69

      @@KingofDiamonds117 That is the actual correct way to win modern artillery fights: spot the enemy arti, bomb it, run like hell, repeat.

    • @thesnake1457
      @thesnake1457 Рік тому +23

      Learning it in Ukraine too, technology is at that point in the cycle of trench and mobile warfare, where we're back to trenches and good ol' Artillery

    • @laurencetrowbridge6022
      @laurencetrowbridge6022 Рік тому +17

      I think that the use of trenches and artillery in Ukraine is due to the failure of both airforces to hit artillery positions and key infrastructure without high casualties. As well as the very even ground forces. Which has led to both sides sitting in trenches and lobbing shells at each other. But I’d happily be told otherwise. To be honest I’m just guessing.

  • @mikefewkes2172
    @mikefewkes2172 Рік тому +415

    i like how this steel divison series feels like the boys just slowly developing modern military doctrine

  • @BaronVonMott
    @BaronVonMott Рік тому +154

    "God fights on the side with the best artillery."
    - Napoleon Bonaparte

  • @elitely6748
    @elitely6748 Рік тому +196

    Good ol' artillery, rocket artillery, howitzers they're all fun! *Artillery's truly are the Kings Of Battle!*

  • @orthobro7408
    @orthobro7408 Рік тому +172

    Bokoen and crew failing to internalize the value of spacing units episode number 5793

    • @masterhacker7065
      @masterhacker7065 Рік тому +19

      bokoen and crew failing to realize that he has mechanized arty and that after shooting it he should scoot it...

  • @kris123o
    @kris123o Рік тому +118

    Arty is king, learned that in foxhole after wiping our whole team xD

    • @soni3608
      @soni3608 Рік тому

      Hello fellow foxhole enjoyer

  • @nekomaniac2716
    @nekomaniac2716 Рік тому +46

    This is what i imagine superior firepower doctrine in hoi4 to be like

    • @Pilvenuga
      @Pilvenuga Рік тому +9

      people clustering their arty together in one location are just asking to be countered

  • @TheIpwnkyle
    @TheIpwnkyle Рік тому +57

    Just use air support, they literally placed all their arti in ONE location.

  • @noname-wo9yy
    @noname-wo9yy Рік тому +294

    Dam the Ukraine larp with the artillery hitting armoured columns is real

    • @chonkyseal9312
      @chonkyseal9312 Рік тому

      The larp is more insane when you see nazi tanks burning by artillery shells, truly a Ukraine counter-offfensive moment.

    • @VBessovschina
      @VBessovschina Рік тому +28

      Мало кто знает, но ВСЁ это видео - документальная съёмка с дрона🤯

    • @qepc34r91
      @qepc34r91 Рік тому +15

      Даже иностранцы задаются вопросом. Шойгу Герасимов где боеприпасы@@VBessovschina

  • @Black.Templar_002
    @Black.Templar_002 Рік тому +51

    6:03
    "those beautiful bastards... im doing the final batttle"
    1 sec later: *all the stugs burning* "this is not bussin... :("😂

  • @saithorthepyro3264
    @saithorthepyro3264 Рік тому +26

    TBF, with how crappy the enemy spacing was like a single rocket arty from the german side could have nuked all that arty on the crossroads. Not even the 300mm Nebel, the 150mm would have probably nuked that if anyone had brought any.

    • @Ronald98
      @Ronald98 Рік тому +1

      I think this was randomised battlegroups.

    • @saithorthepyro3264
      @saithorthepyro3264 Рік тому +2

      @@Ronald98 You can use tubes as well, it's just less effective, but with the enemy guns that bunched up a single high-caliber one can inflict high supression on the crews.

  • @kaloyankatzarov9284
    @kaloyankatzarov9284 Рік тому +41

    Ratkoen1 uploads to spice up the day.

  • @marcustulliuscicero5443
    @marcustulliuscicero5443 Рік тому +14

    Artillery adds dignity to what otherwise would be a vulgar brawl.

    • @andy_4966
      @andy_4966 Рік тому +3

      Getting blown up by a 155mm shell generally isn’t very elegant

    • @ev6558
      @ev6558 Рік тому +1

      Yeah clearly a direct-fire weapon is more of an undignified brawl than a weapon built around the philosophy of "lets just hurl as many shells as possible into the general area of the enemy and surely at least one out of every few dozen will hit something." I bet you really thought this sounded clever when you wrote it.

    • @AnonymousAnonymous-xx1go
      @AnonymousAnonymous-xx1go Рік тому

      It’s a quote

    • @ev6558
      @ev6558 Рік тому

      @@AnonymousAnonymous-xx1go Yeah one that's nearly 200 years out of date by WW2.

    • @magnum6763
      @magnum6763 Рік тому

      @@ev6558 i mean not really. In essence the warfare of the time when the quote was made was very similar to WW1, where they threw men at lines until one side broke. In that context, it was not 200 years out of date by WW2, only a mere 30.

  • @MillsTC
    @MillsTC Рік тому +14

    Bakhmut moment

  • @J0hnzie
    @J0hnzie Рік тому +3

    This is what the AI sees when you select Mountain Artillery

  • @KyMeatRocket
    @KyMeatRocket Рік тому +4

    They call artillery king of battle for a reason.

  • @ElpredatorGYRO
    @ElpredatorGYRO Рік тому +24

    Bo watching his Hummel getting killed instead of moving them.
    SKILL ISSUE.

  • @TheRatattat
    @TheRatattat Рік тому +5

    Napoleon would be proud

  • @xenomorph6-_gaming
    @xenomorph6-_gaming Рік тому +1

    need more artillery, block out the sun.... let them cope in the the shade 🔥🔥

  • @MichałProwicz
    @MichałProwicz Рік тому +2

    Classic Flojoe's strats I love games like that because everyone gets so salty😂

  • @AP-1138
    @AP-1138 Рік тому +3

    Need more Swigma male quotes. Haven’t heard a really good one in a while

  • @Black.Templar_002
    @Black.Templar_002 Рік тому +3

    a new ICBM episode, nice!

  • @Angel24Marin
    @Angel24Marin Рік тому

    "I hope your cat close your eyes". That is a new one for me.

  • @senatorsheev6743
    @senatorsheev6743 Рік тому

    It is like World in Conflict except you can't farm dummies who spawn only arty.

  • @Soupvida
    @Soupvida Рік тому +1

    the wall hacking might just be because of fire at will the command it will make the mortar's shoot into fog of war and hit stuff they cant see sometimes

  • @PPKinguin
    @PPKinguin Рік тому +1

    Braun really got a One Piece character laugh.

  • @SebHaarfagre
    @SebHaarfagre Рік тому

    A normal 75 mm Jumbo destroying an angled Elephant at 1km. is........... _interesting_

  • @KurtisK94
    @KurtisK94 Рік тому

    This is why artillery is called the God of War.

  • @KingPie37
    @KingPie37 Рік тому

    starting to see why tanks typically work 1-2 miles apart

  • @timesnewlogan2032
    @timesnewlogan2032 Рік тому +10

    Fire a shot over the unknown position, so it doesn't hit anyone, and wait for the response.
    -If the response is a volley of accurate rifle fire, they're British.
    -If the response is a barrage of machine gun fire, they're German.
    -If you're suddenly shot from another direction, they're French.
    -If they throw down their guns and surrender, they're Italian.
    -If there's no immediate response, and your position is obliterated minutes later by artillery or airstrikes... they're American.

    • @chrisyotas5854
      @chrisyotas5854 Рік тому

      Can you explain the Italy - France 'mixup', the meme is usually france surrendering. Im guessing italy surrenders due to switching sides twice in the WWs, but what're the french commandos about?

    • @timesnewlogan2032
      @timesnewlogan2032 Рік тому +1

      @@chrisyotas5854 Italian incompetence, and the French resistance.

  • @maximerler6091
    @maximerler6091 Рік тому +6

    Now do that in hoi mp to 😂

  • @Kibbet21
    @Kibbet21 Рік тому

    Tfw your opponent goes superior firepower for their doctrine

  • @mushroomman52
    @mushroomman52 Рік тому

    Many frequent uploads. This is very good for the channel and me thankyou daenmarjk!!!

  • @NapalmStrike802
    @NapalmStrike802 Рік тому

    The snake of Denmark being hypocritical as usual

  • @Dr.Celsius
    @Dr.Celsius Рік тому

    Wargame Red Dragon flashbacks

  • @justinsanchez6255
    @justinsanchez6255 Рік тому

    I learned Arty is God in war the hard way. Was playing Sudden Strike 4 when all my infantry got wiped out by arty in like 5 seconds lol

  • @NotParticularlyWitty
    @NotParticularlyWitty Рік тому

    So early none of the players have given up yet.

  • @SebHaarfagre
    @SebHaarfagre Рік тому

    Didn't you guys play Red Dragon and stuff before?
    Arty is _very_ easy to spot here and all you need is 1-3 arty of your own if they decide to bunch up like that. Just drive them closer to the front, use concealment.
    Or... use planes

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 Рік тому +1

    I'm surprised real battles in WWII didn't devolve to this level of artillery f*ckery. Or did they?

    • @notbotheredable
      @notbotheredable Рік тому

      The Soviets put an average of 100 guns per km in the breakthrough sectors for operation Bagration. So around 2 orders of magnitude more guns than these games...

  • @bruh5912
    @bruh5912 Рік тому +1

    I fucking neeeeeed

  • @frostpst477
    @frostpst477 Рік тому

    Continue Continue

  • @henrywilson2136
    @henrywilson2136 Рік тому

    Artillery only perhaps?

  • @t0xictac015
    @t0xictac015 Рік тому +2

    Are you and the guys gonna check out Broken Arrow when it releases?

  • @Civilized_Dude
    @Civilized_Dude Рік тому

    Avdiivka simulator 2023

  • @aidanjones4067
    @aidanjones4067 Рік тому

    Its ww2 Highway of Death

  • @steffent.6477
    @steffent.6477 Рік тому

    What div did you play that had so many big artys?

  • @WindoSwindo
    @WindoSwindo Рік тому

    Mm im here again Bo 😩

  • @riccardocarretta3308
    @riccardocarretta3308 Рік тому +1

    The greatest shame is that this video is not called "The Gaza strip experience"

  • @alexanderstenmark8838
    @alexanderstenmark8838 Рік тому

    egghead

  • @Gnomkiller2000
    @Gnomkiller2000 Рік тому

    Sorry I love arty can't help it ❤

  • @ISAF_Ace
    @ISAF_Ace Рік тому

    By steel, not blood

  • @giantWario
    @giantWario Рік тому +2

    Artillery is the King of warfare and tanks are the Queen. And we all know what the King does to the Queen.

  • @bob-qb9gw
    @bob-qb9gw Рік тому

    haubizen

  • @Luffe123
    @Luffe123 Рік тому

    cool

  • @Igorilianu
    @Igorilianu Рік тому +5

    Classic rat of denmark artillery spam, don't worry bo we like you even if you do cockroach/rat strategies and use script to win

  • @somedudeonline1936
    @somedudeonline1936 Рік тому

    Next time try the soviet deck that lets you take 8 of the 203 mm howitzer M1931 (B-4) big dick tracked guns.

  • @RubberToeYT
    @RubberToeYT Рік тому

    Hoi4 ww1 mod colourised

  • @kuhluhOG
    @kuhluhOG Рік тому

    Even back then Napoleon said that artillery is the queen of battle.
    And this hasn't changed until today.

  • @ice_hot
    @ice_hot Рік тому +14

    Does anyone also love Abra?
    He is such a good boy and has cute voice. His akwardness is so Bestie!!! Also in the players list he has 🙊😍 emojis
    PS: If Abra is reading this, hit me up 🤙( I live on the Galapagos Islands)

  • @maxhalverson7215
    @maxhalverson7215 Рік тому

    Why no annoying outro telling me to hit bell

  • @MadKlauss
    @MadKlauss Рік тому

    Damn this was boring.

  • @heoppenheimin
    @heoppenheimin Рік тому +1

    maybe if prigozhin used rocket Arty spam he wouldnt have been losing in ukraine

    • @ДмитроПрищепа-д3я
      @ДмитроПрищепа-д3я Рік тому +1

      the thing is, arty spam is at the core of russian doctrine and they used it a lot. Still didn't help them not die en masse during any of their offensives so far.