Desperate Measures - Steel Division 2 Memes

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  • @Bokoen1
    @Bokoen1  Рік тому +1033

    Swedish in my game....

    • @Donuthan
      @Donuthan Рік тому +107

      Bo can you make a playlist for these?
      I think it qualifies/is popular enough at this point, also the Vicky playlist is out of date/has gaps, thanks love your content as always

    • @itsyaboyjigglyjimmy
      @itsyaboyjigglyjimmy Рік тому +4

      @Bokoen1 dude the danes are betrayed by these actions!

    • @the-wanderer111
      @the-wanderer111 Рік тому +18

      Floojoe truly held his flank like the Romanians did during the battle of stalingrad.

    • @Bokoen1
      @Bokoen1  Рік тому +87

      @@Donuthan I'll look into it!

    • @125discipline2
      @125discipline2 Рік тому

      he's been AFK during 2 world wars

  • @kryzzan7039
    @kryzzan7039 Рік тому +1346

    I personally love games that last longer, interesting when everyone is low on units and is getting desperate.

    • @Kubqbkubqb
      @Kubqbkubqb Рік тому +38

      once played a 2v1 that took 2 and a half hours in sd44, was quite the brawl

    • @hafizyb
      @hafizyb Рік тому +22

      ​​@@Kubqbkubqb you know someone is really skilled when they alone can hold back 2 players lol.
      Either that or the 2 players were just really incompetent.
      Or both. XD

    • @Kubqbkubqb
      @Kubqbkubqb Рік тому +7

      @@hafizyb it was very difficult, I was playing the British airborne deck and because they ran out of supply and my planes had infinite reload I slowly whittled them down

    • @resentfuldragon
      @resentfuldragon Рік тому +1

      played my first steel division 2 game today and I was scraping the barrel once it hit phase B, I was absolutely destroyed.
      My front didn't totally collapse, I had some allied support and managed to get some stuff in trees near the points, but it was an absolute failure on my part.
      I lost over 3 thousand men and killed a little over 1 thousand.

  • @DarmanMI
    @DarmanMI Рік тому +1083

    God floojoe and 116 panzer. a combination that costs his teammates their sanity and 116 its entire tank corps

    • @MistikCo
      @MistikCo Рік тому +77

      I thought Floojoe was using Panzer Lehr.
      Honestly, he should have played something like Panzerdivision Tatra if he wanted to spam infantry and tanks

    • @DarmanMI
      @DarmanMI Рік тому +52

      @@MistikCo Shit you right gamer. Floojoe still loses his entire tank corps tho

    • @collectibletaco7797
      @collectibletaco7797 Рік тому +28

      @@MistikCo They need to get him Toulon, he is gonna lose like 100 infantry squads but still have more

    • @floojoe8328
      @floojoe8328 Рік тому +1

      Panzer Lehr but ok darman

    • @DarmanMI
      @DarmanMI Рік тому +13

      @@floojoe8328 I don't think that makes it any better. panzer lehr is 116 but without panther gs and with panzer grens that get panzershreks rather than panzer fausts

  • @seteoku1345
    @seteoku1345 Рік тому +855

    Choking being an absolute force of nature and master of attrition just having a plethora of IS so late in the game and swimmy and BO losing there minds over it is the best thing I've ever seen

  • @sithtrooper1948
    @sithtrooper1948 Рік тому +860

    “Commanders! report in on your progress!”
    “We are advancing on the left flank!”
    “We are slowly but surely pushing on the middle”
    “And how is the right flank doing?”
    *unintelligible screaming and crying*

    • @Tribute7373
      @Tribute7373 Рік тому +99

      Mein Fuhrer.....
      Steiner-

    • @RobotAndRobot
      @RobotAndRobot Рік тому +59

      “Sorry I’ll have to call you back ok love you bye”
      “Commander…Commander come in…Franz pull the car around”

    • @yaboikindabored9831
      @yaboikindabored9831 Рік тому +38

      @@Tribute7373 Steiner didn't have enough force.
      The attack didn't take place

    • @LucasSantos-si4nd
      @LucasSantos-si4nd Рік тому +1

      ​@@yaboikindabored9831 WHOOOOSH

    • @yaboikindabored9831
      @yaboikindabored9831 Рік тому +14

      @@LucasSantos-si4nd Bruh i'm quoting the movie lines

  • @NicoAndChris3
    @NicoAndChris3 Рік тому +471

    This video game me WW1 flashbacks. Flojo being the old French General not knowing Modern tactics.

    • @markdombrovan8849
      @markdombrovan8849 Рік тому +63

      Line volleys still work right guys?

    • @NicoAndChris3
      @NicoAndChris3 Рік тому +56

      @@markdombrovan8849 What a revolutionary idea? You should be my second in command

    • @Alex-gu8hx
      @Alex-gu8hx Рік тому +26

      @@NicoAndChris3 Wait wait, shouldn't we send in the lancers first.?

    • @gabrielvanderschmidt2301
      @gabrielvanderschmidt2301 Рік тому

      @@Alex-gu8hx Pike and shot has worked for the last five centuries and it will work for five more!

    • @resentfuldragon
      @resentfuldragon Рік тому +3

      Flojo was larping as a french collaborator

  • @KornekK
    @KornekK Рік тому +268

    Floojoe was holding the flanks like they were in Stalingrad

  • @deadlydestroya
    @deadlydestroya Рік тому +105

    I love how FlooJoe has been using basically no combined arms. Early game all the inf. Mid game all the tanks. Late game all the tank destroyers.

    • @seanmac1793
      @seanmac1793 Рік тому +24

      When he said basically that he didn't understand how to deal with Combinded arms that was very telling

  • @chasewilson3693
    @chasewilson3693 Рік тому +460

    I don't know how Bo survived an hour and a half with Swimmy and Floojoe on his team. Its either really impressive for him, or really embarrassing for their opponents.

    • @Kissakana
      @Kissakana Рік тому +87

      Some props to Swimmy, he did well tbh. Both Bo and Swimmy carried the game. Floojoe carried the video for us.

    • @Erik_Ice_Fang
      @Erik_Ice_Fang 2 місяці тому

      Swimmy can be clever when he isn't meme-ing and roleplaying. Its a crap shoot with him, but some days he gets on a role

  • @popmordiscos
    @popmordiscos Рік тому +381

    Flojo be like:
    "How can he see my units"
    its because you have piled all your units in the SAME FORREST!!! to the point that all Loli's units had to do is shoot in the general direction of the forest and he is dead

  • @alexandervolkov5205
    @alexandervolkov5205 Рік тому +98

    Floojoe was the only one with a negative K/D on the team and was managing but a mere fraction of the front XD

  • @matthewoakes5074
    @matthewoakes5074 Рік тому +177

    this immensely reminds me of that time I almost made floojoe drop out of the CoH2 tournament by beating his ass so hard as the US

  • @brodymacenka7394
    @brodymacenka7394 Рік тому +92

    This level of malding at the skill issue of the one player who can't do anything right reminds me of the good old days where my friend group played SD2 all the time lol

    • @brodymacenka7394
      @brodymacenka7394 Рік тому +15

      Also only 1 1/2 hours? Our record back in the day was almost 3 full hours of bleeding eachother dry. By the 2 hour mark the chat would be dead as everyone just stared at their screens but then the final desperate maneuvers would take place and those last 5-10 minutes would be the most fun I've ever had in SD2.

  • @gamination1405
    @gamination1405 Рік тому +196

    Drastic times call for drastic measures, and God Floojoe is bad at math

  • @hanzohattori4078
    @hanzohattori4078 Рік тому +72

    Swimmy: I'm calling this a dub
    Bo: uh swimmy
    Swigma: I'm calling this a dub
    Bo: swimmy no!
    Swimathy: I'm calling this a dub
    *Bo sweating worrying he jinxed it*
    *they start losing*
    Bo: SWIMMY!
    Swimmy as they're losing: I'm calling this a dub
    *they win*
    Swigma male is an Ork with that power of belief.

  • @dontshootmex5588
    @dontshootmex5588 Рік тому +75

    Bo speaking German is my personal highlight of this video lmao

  • @rosalbafuda5234
    @rosalbafuda5234 Рік тому +73

    I really hope you bring even Wargame Red Dragon one day, i really wonder how much funny it is with you and the boyz play it XD

    • @randombrit4504
      @randombrit4504 Рік тому +45

      If Swimmy is exposed to Wargame general chat, he will ascend into a level beyond swigma male.

    • @MapleMan1984
      @MapleMan1984 Рік тому +19

      @@randombrit4504 He's a swigger

  • @bencurran3204
    @bencurran3204 Рік тому +40

    ran out of infantry an hour back and still pushed the best tank division back all the way

  • @TubChampion
    @TubChampion Рік тому +28

    Most Neutral Swedish Person: 0:08

  • @LordGoblin9876
    @LordGoblin9876 Рік тому +6

    Looking at those stats at the end, its a miracle Lowee didn't actually manage to take all of Floojoe's flank and come up on your ass

  • @winowmak3r
    @winowmak3r Рік тому +5

    The way Swimmy said "W-what are you basing this 'feeling' on?" was perfect, lol

  • @spiderraccoon7869
    @spiderraccoon7869 Рік тому +6

    “It’s like watching children fight in Berlin”
    Never change, Swimmy xD

  • @EnSayne987
    @EnSayne987 Рік тому +32

    Schwedenzug means Swedish platoon which in this case is 3 squads. It's based on a real platoon of Swedes that were in the real division

    • @aaroncabatingan5238
      @aaroncabatingan5238 Рік тому

      For some reason I thought I heard bo call them 'Swedish Cock'

    • @EnSayne987
      @EnSayne987 Рік тому +1

      @@aaroncabatingan5238 No but I'm sure he enjoys that

  • @GodSpeedYouCamus
    @GodSpeedYouCamus Рік тому +35

    Another Floojoe hard carry 😎😎

  • @christophernoneya4635
    @christophernoneya4635 Рік тому +22

    You should give warno (the cold war equivalent) a try. Its a lot of fun and personally I prefer it. I'm not sure how I feel about them increasing ttk moving forward but right now combat distance feels much larger, scouting feels more important, and vehicles feel so good (and varied).

    • @soviet_tank_lover
      @soviet_tank_lover Рік тому +1

      He has on stream i think he even played it for an hour or so two days ago

    • @ElpredatorGYRO
      @ElpredatorGYRO Рік тому +3

      He can't even use attack move, are you sure he needs to check another RTS ?

    • @christophernoneya4635
      @christophernoneya4635 Рік тому +2

      @@ElpredatorGYRO lmao true, but this is the same engine/same devs/same controls. He'll be just as incompetent, no less no more

    • @ElpredatorGYRO
      @ElpredatorGYRO Рік тому

      @@christophernoneya4635 I don't know if I really enjoy a one-eyed telling a blind he sucks. Spoiler alert : they all suck.

  • @elitely6748
    @elitely6748 Рік тому +13

    Another good ol' chaotic Bokoen video as always great work as always!

  • @janmantsch8468
    @janmantsch8468 Рік тому +3

    and here you see the right front consisting of a garden fence and a polite sign telling you to stop

  • @voorhoofd_
    @voorhoofd_ Рік тому +12

    Another Floojoe masterclass

  • @haufe012
    @haufe012 Рік тому +2

    It looks like Floo was holding until the last men. Dont move, just get hammered. So he was excactly doing what the Führer commands after 1944 and operation Bagration^^

  • @telekineticcomm
    @telekineticcomm Рік тому +2

    Great vid. The steel division content is always top tier. Much love.

  • @enderaxiss
    @enderaxiss Рік тому +3

    im loving the steel division videos, thank you bo

  • @februarywhiskeys
    @februarywhiskeys Рік тому +8

    Is Bo uploading videos faster or are the days going by faster? Im not complaining either way

  • @ladamilitarizado327
    @ladamilitarizado327 Рік тому +59

    "He decided to only fight over a strip of land reaching about 100-200 meters. Even there he failed to advance"
    Russo-Ukranian war reference

  • @phill2065
    @phill2065 Рік тому +4

    Mein Böe…Floojosteiners counter attack….

  • @littleali689
    @littleali689 Рік тому +22

    Swedistan recon unit

  • @Icke2070
    @Icke2070 Рік тому +1

    hearing boe talk danish/german (idk what it was, im german and i understood it) opened just another world for me. i see him with different eyes now

  • @thecanadiankiwibirb4512
    @thecanadiankiwibirb4512 Рік тому +1

    Floojoe is the average Panzer divison player... Panthers and Panzergrens only, no combined arms....

  • @Resardiv
    @Resardiv Рік тому +4

    DANSKJÄVEL!!!! Att du vanhedrar vårt vackra språk.

  • @bigcheese993
    @bigcheese993 Рік тому

    This bideo is a super cut of Floojoe on the break of crying and Bo yelling

  • @sadstalin172
    @sadstalin172 Рік тому +1

    Floojoe in field marshal is gonna drain your entire army group in no time

  • @tir4344
    @tir4344 Рік тому +2

    bo did good, even with the deadweight on his team *cough* *floojoe* *cough*

  • @Otterdisappointment
    @Otterdisappointment Рік тому +1

    Behold the strategic brilliance of the Nords

  • @ArrangedKarma
    @ArrangedKarma Рік тому +2

    Dont hate Floojoe too much, Bo.
    He cant help that he eats dog food.

  • @Nickster183k
    @Nickster183k Рік тому +55

    To be fair, it looks like he was absorbing an equal amount of Russians on his narrow frontage. Him fixing large enemies in place on a non important front, allowed you and swimmy to dominate the majority of the map

    • @Vuda22
      @Vuda22 Рік тому +33

      Eh not really since Lowee could still send units to help Cho king against Bo while Bo had to send a lot of units just to make sure Floojoe's front didn't collapse

    • @Theo-vn9hm
      @Theo-vn9hm Рік тому +10

      He was losing so many Panthers, they were way too close

  • @derpman116
    @derpman116 Рік тому +1

    Desperate times calls for desperate measures

  • @megabotvideos
    @megabotvideos Рік тому +1

    i need more steel division 2 memeries

  • @evansmith5161
    @evansmith5161 Рік тому

    Loved watching the stream

  • @sonofjack6286
    @sonofjack6286 Рік тому

    0:24 That sounds like Gigan flying.

  • @Galdenberry_Lamphuck
    @Galdenberry_Lamphuck Рік тому

    "Best tank"
    Yeah in a perfect tank sniping scenario

  • @CookieCommandGaming
    @CookieCommandGaming 4 місяці тому

    in defense of floojoe, Lehr does struggle against infantry storms. But, it also is pretty good as a division, so the defense ends here.

  • @Vekhh
    @Vekhh Рік тому

    Well Floojo holding 15% of map is called "Schwerpunkt"

  • @KingofDiamonds117
    @KingofDiamonds117 Рік тому +2

    Heavy tanks hate him! The best thing about this game is smoke artillery and smoke mortars. nobody knows how to counter it! just smoke spam the front line and push with infantry! Gauranteed win!

  • @OlafJorigson
    @OlafJorigson Рік тому

    When Bo was starting to Ghetto Talk in german, I was like: "Cool, aber bitte aggressiver."

  • @jam8539
    @jam8539 Рік тому +1

    honestly looking a the kills losses, Floojoe didnt do so bad, he got outplayed defo but he hit them hard and Lowee couldnt have been the only one fighting him either

  • @brianboru9937
    @brianboru9937 Рік тому

    "it's disgusting!" - says the Dane!!! 🤢

  • @mosesracal6758
    @mosesracal6758 6 місяців тому +1

    Floojoe did nothing wrong. The Snake of Denmark strikes again

  • @benfrank9622
    @benfrank9622 Рік тому

    Flojoe really can't say he's bad at the game and needs help from anyone.

  • @h21lad13
    @h21lad13 Рік тому +1

    There is no right front only a right barricade

  • @xxdeksunnyxx3024
    @xxdeksunnyxx3024 Рік тому

    man, it's not even a minute-thirty into the video, and Bo is just insulting peoples mothers in Hightheetch xD

  • @BloodyCrow__
    @BloodyCrow__ Рік тому

    Bo pushing against 1.5 players floojoe with .5 players against him **unintelligible screaming**

  • @fyodordmitrenko622
    @fyodordmitrenko622 Рік тому +1

    Floojoe role-playing Italy in WW1?

    • @fyodordmitrenko622
      @fyodordmitrenko622 Рік тому +2

      Wasting significant resources over a relarively small area with little to no territorial return

  • @aidanfarnan4683
    @aidanfarnan4683 Рік тому

    "I thought it was going to be a swap side issue."
    Ah, Truly the Romanians and Italians linked by more than romance languages.

  • @Poderism
    @Poderism Рік тому +1

    This was an epic game

  • @leafboy3967
    @leafboy3967 Рік тому

    floojoe was hilarious to watch

  • @munk6576
    @munk6576 Рік тому +20

    Bo very quickly brushed past the end screen showing floojoe with more kills than bo. This does nothing but support my theory that floojoe is actually a mastermind genius, and had it all planned out from the start.

    • @Red_Pee
      @Red_Pee Рік тому

      Bobg content farm moment

    • @magni5648
      @magni5648 Рік тому +4

      You mena the one that showed floojoe with the highest losses and the only one on the team with a negative k/d?

    • @munk6576
      @munk6576 Рік тому

      @@magni5648 losses mean nothing if you win

    • @magni5648
      @magni5648 Рік тому +3

      @@munk6576 Define winning. Because holding half the frontage you're supposed to and still getting your shit pushed in doesn't sound like winning.

    • @munk6576
      @munk6576 Рік тому

      @@magni5648 i meant generally speaking

  • @dudududu1926
    @dudududu1926 Рік тому

    Why is the guy with the armoured deck fight in a forest zone? He and Bo should've switch place.

  • @CommanderTavos99
    @CommanderTavos99 Рік тому

    I love it that because of historic online games, people start to learn German ='D

  • @KingEddo8
    @KingEddo8 Рік тому +1

    Floojoe = Generel Wetherby
    If you know you know.

  • @Albinospenguin
    @Albinospenguin Рік тому +1

    Weeeee steel division

  • @sumonesumwhere6351
    @sumonesumwhere6351 Рік тому

    Chad swedish recon unit

  • @TotallyNotTimothyMcVeigh
    @TotallyNotTimothyMcVeigh Рік тому

    cmon panther, do tank kill

  • @generellconfusion2592
    @generellconfusion2592 Рік тому

    As a German I am both laughing and vomiting over boes german.

  • @megazero952
    @megazero952 Рік тому +1

    holy shit massive skills isssue from floojoe

  • @StarfishBean
    @StarfishBean Рік тому

    YES!

  • @dugong_678
    @dugong_678 Рік тому

    Will you guys ever play Warno?

    • @Bokoen1
      @Bokoen1  Рік тому +2

      Did 2 days ago!

    • @dugong_678
      @dugong_678 Рік тому

      @@Bokoen1 I'm excited already

  • @olejnik5165
    @olejnik5165 Рік тому +2

    I wish u would play wargame red dragon lol

  • @paweostrowski8400
    @paweostrowski8400 Рік тому

    No step forward 🙃

  • @Zeitgeist2000
    @Zeitgeist2000 Рік тому

    still waiting on more vic 3 shillkoen1

  • @Lykyk
    @Lykyk Рік тому

    Flojo won this game for you.

  • @commiethonk6026
    @commiethonk6026 Рік тому

    based lowee carry

  • @Warius5
    @Warius5 Рік тому +1

    Really enjoying the SD content, any chance you guys will play WARNO?

  • @brendanworthington3888
    @brendanworthington3888 Рік тому

    Another victory like that and the German army won't exist anymore.

  • @weeshooting0978
    @weeshooting0978 Рік тому

    What did he say at the end of the video?

  • @commanderkei9537
    @commanderkei9537 Рік тому

    Floojoe got more kill points than you Bo…

  • @guacamoleman3253
    @guacamoleman3253 Рік тому

    the frontline is diffrent from the map

  • @ryleeculla5570
    @ryleeculla5570 Рік тому

    How u lost so many panthers

  • @eebergkamen
    @eebergkamen Рік тому

    Bo speaking german fells illegal

  • @ethanmcfarland8240
    @ethanmcfarland8240 Рік тому

    what factions are in this game?

  • @maltewoltering2064
    @maltewoltering2064 Рік тому

    Verynice :)

  • @mathieubronsema8664
    @mathieubronsema8664 Місяць тому

    What mod is that

  • @TheNefaritoriousOne
    @TheNefaritoriousOne Рік тому

    Does anyone else feel the audio is pretty unbalanced? I turn up the audio to hear the others when they talk but get absolutely earblasted when Bo speaks afterwards.

  • @rylandsorensen5748
    @rylandsorensen5748 Рік тому

    bo give meeeeeeeeeeeeeee that vid. what did you think i was gonna say huuuuuuu

  • @Planefan1000
    @Planefan1000 Рік тому +2

    Swedish troops in the Wehrmacht were actually a real thing! The 5th SS Panzer Division _Viking_ was made up of foreign volunteers from Belgium, Netherlands and the Scandinavian countries. Swedes are also known to have served in the 11th SS Panzergrenadier Division _Nordland_ -- in any effect it was a clandestine affair owing to Sweden's official stance of neutrality.

  • @simondurr4142
    @simondurr4142 Рік тому

    I want to 1v1 you

  • @isimiel3405
    @isimiel3405 Рік тому

    god danm and i thought i sucked ass at steel div

  • @gameenthusiast12
    @gameenthusiast12 Рік тому

    ayy

  • @billrich9722
    @billrich9722 Рік тому

    All I hear are memes and undeserved sas.

  • @fabriziocossio3336
    @fabriziocossio3336 Рік тому +4

    The Russians losing many tanks and just having even more tanks in reserve ready
    ..yeap, historically accurate

    • @sithtrooper1948
      @sithtrooper1948 Рік тому

      Quantity over Quality

    • @MapleMan1984
      @MapleMan1984 Рік тому

      @@sithtrooper1948 It's more about a balance of both really, but yeah.

    • @sithtrooper1948
      @sithtrooper1948 Рік тому

      @@MapleMan1984 I’m outta line but sorta right XD

  • @Skautcz05
    @Skautcz05 Рік тому

    And this is why u need to play Steel Division 2. just show some dummy how to play it!

  • @SavageHunter1112
    @SavageHunter1112 Рік тому

    Yes, shout at your team mates for being incompetent instead of helping them figure out what they are doing wrong and fixing it. That will really help the cohesion and strategy.