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I'm amazed that these goobers don’t directly blame Swimmy. Every time the man plays Britain in Vicy 3 or HOI 4 he actually tries to do this exact same strat to the same end result every time. Golden's maneuver is completely valid because why are they going to waste another 2 hours of time slowly drawing out a game that was decided before the game started because Swimmy was playing a powerful nation?
At least in vicky its entertaining and not so game breaking, what swimmy did would be the equivalent of just losing 4-5 hours on a already dead game, there was no point in playing anymore.
people upset at someone Golden are actually retards, there is no debate. Why would YOU be playing for 5 hours when the result is meaningless because another idiot wants to ruin the session
I was absolutely baffled when they all turned on Golden after he left and were craptalking him instead of Swimmy who ruined the whole thing. This is the only time I've left a video entirely disappointed. I could see them blaming Golden if he stomped off in a huff the moment he started losing but it seems pretty clear he was asking for help repeatedly multiple times for a while and during that whole time Swimmy didn't seem to even be trying to help. Bo was helping near the end but it seemed to be way too late at that point. The closest thing I could compare it to would be like playing (American) soccer and you turn around and see over half of your team sitting on the ground playing with the grass and flowers instead of actually playing the game. I'd quit too if it was clear they weren't going to help because getting absolutely curb stomped while being helpless isn't fun. Another comparison would be the equivalent of if both Great Britain and the US in a HOI4 game went "nah brah you're on your own" and left France and Poland to fend for themselves. It's a lot less funny when Swimmy seems to CONSTANTLY do this sort of thing.
What the hell went wrong with Swimmy in that game? Frankly Golden was completely justified in surrendering, really do not like how he was dogpilled in the end
I hated the dogpile bs at the end. Honestly cant understand why US would keep everything standing still when the USSR is actively invading europe. Swimmy never justified why he never moved and just pointed out what golden did "wrong" and everyone shits on golden for leaving. Why play if swimmy is just gonna play single player in the lobby?
I think Golden being upset was 100% completely justified. However, I think he should have fought it out to the end, as that would have made people more sympathetic to how he was absolutely set up to fail by Swimmy. I don't think Golden should have quit.
I'll post what I posted on the reddit under this comment since it's near the top and doesn't have 15 sub comments: I feel like a lot of people just don't understand the game? First of all let me get it out the way, yes Swimmy not being in Europe faster was troll. I mentioned this in the video as I wanted him to be in Asia as well. With that out the way, Golden did a tech rush build. He had 5 units to defend mainland Europe when the peacetimer was up. His direct opponent, the USSR Ally(all the pact countries) started the game off with 14 army units, 3 times the amount Golden had when the war started. So Golden got directly countered by his main opponent. On top of that you can literally see Swimmy deploying units in France in the video, as Golden surrenders. At this point Golden has only lost Germany(About 8% of his GDP) which is not even close to game ending. Even if he loses mainland Europe, he still holds the UK, Portugal and Canada, nations the Warsaw Pact can't get to without starting a war with the Neutral faction. That's why everyone in the game is upset that he leaves when he does. It's the equivalent of leaving the game as the USSR as you're losing ground, when you can literally see the Allies on the way to try and D-Day. You don't even let them try and play it out because you're upset. I'll stand by most of peoples anger comes from that people have no idea how the game works or the specific scenario. Ready for my downdoots.
@@Bokoen1 Nah we wont downvote you. But to be fair to all of us. This context was missing in the video. Soooo. It is kinda the fault of whoever edited this video. (Golden edited? 😂) To us it seems that golden was backstabbed by swimmy. Also this game is rather new. Most of us havent played it yet. And most like me dont actually know the game yet. To know what tech build means here. To me it looked like Swimmy was just trying to rile Golden up with saying he focused on tech and not on an army. To us it seemed that europe was undefended and swimmy refused to deploy troops to europe. And just let his carrier group and divisions sit there. What you said here. Is context that we didnt get in the video. At least not clear enough.
@@Bokoen1 Tbh, aside from his strategic mistake, if Swimmy was trolling so hard i can see why Golden didn't want to continue. Even if Swimmy was arriving, i can understand Golden not wanting to deal with that crap for a whole game.
The court of public opinion has judged that Swimmy is entirely at fault. As his punishment, he will play this exact scenario again, but with him as NATO and Golden as the US.
@@lucasp5386He is literally the one with the least chance of being attacked. He has two oceans between him and any opponet with friendly allies all over to use, not to mention a naval advantage. Mam was in the perfect place to help his allies with no risk to himself, and said "nah".
@@lucasp5386 He's the fucking US? his country barely need any ground defence and his industry could've pumped out more units than his allies. if this game went on even longer swimmy would've been stuck twiddling his thumb waiting to be nuked to oblivion cause most of the world industry would've been in the other faction and he couldn't invade anymore
@@lucasp5386 Are you seriously asking this question about the United States player in a Cold War scenario? YEAH, AMERICA WOULD BE KIND OF A BIG DEAL THERE.
Honestly I don’t know why you’re blaming Golden when Swimmy does the most brain dead isolationist tactic I’ve ever seen. Like it was so stupid that this must be a genuine record for the most ridiculous play he’s ever done, unironically. Last time you guys played like the Skaven council, but what Swimmy did would genuinely unite the Skaven in hatred.
I’d be so much more angry than Golden TBH. Hate how everyone’s dog pilling on him for surrendering when Swimmy’s literally doing a game ruining equivalent.
While it is part of the balance that nato needs US and allies for early defense, to have a US literally do jack all to support you is game ruining. Golden just sped up the game by 3-4 hours instead of suffering through a horrible experience. The second Russian tanks went unimpeded through northern Germany was the second the match was over.
No he just didn’t think that he needed to help defend Golden that early not understanding that all Braun did at the start was focus on army then start doing tech @@guywithnounderstandingofth7586
Yeash I would literally just refuse to play with someone like this. Simply wasted everyones time. May as well have watched paint dry, it would have been equivalent use of time.
Golden had every right to leave, Swimmy may as well have been an actual leper- no, calling him a leper is an insult to those suffering with leprosy. He's somehow worse than a lobotomite. I would actually consider it a waste of time to play any game where he's on my team. This is a certified Golden W for leaving that catastrophe of a game and not wasting his time.
I remember that HoI IV video where Braun did nothing but yell random stuff to interrupt people talking because he didn't get what he wanted. I never wanted to watch another video with Braun in it ever again. For some reason he never did that sh_t again. So I started watching videos again. This is Swimmy's Braun moment. Only this time I don't outright despise Swimmy for being a nagging pain in my ears. I do, however, fully understand Golden getting pissed. But also, everyone playing who clowned on Golden for leaving, take an L. You're just wrong. Golden can be a little beotch sometimes but that doesn't make his anger here, in this instance, unjustified.
@@walnzell9328 Not only that, but this entire video felt like a waste of 9 minutes. In every sense of the word, nothing happened. There was barely any gameplay and it just ended with everyone dogging on Golden- then the video ends abruptly. I truly have no idea why Bokoen thought this was a video worth posting. If he privates this, I wouldn't blame him since the overall consensus is this was a waste of time and Golden probably needs better friends.
TLDR: Nothing happens because Swimmy refuses to actually play the game/ scenario, wasting everyones (including the viewers) time. The only smart person here was Golden, since he saw that this was going nowhere and decided to leave, but he gets made fun of for doing so. Maybe actually play the scenario you select at the beginning rather than wasting time doing nothing next time.
I love how when he leaves, the ENTIRE ensemble-crew-people turn on him when prior they all seemed like they were expressing similar concerns (until it actually came to it, then they were suddenly joking). I do not blame him for leaving at all, purposefully making his game a horrible experience while expecting him to just sit through it and not really getting to enjoy the game, at least from what is seen in the video. May be wrong for forcing the game end for other people when they were already sinking time into it, but not really unexpected or unjustifiable.
I actually cringed and got angry on Goldens behalf there. That was actually so fucking infuriating from swimmy there, I’m actually moving him down a tier list for that’.
I personally for once feel bad for golden in this vid, bro got fucked on for leaving the game because his “major ally” (swimmy) basically game ruined his ass and then had the audacity to bitch about Golden leaving the game.
The fact that you shit on Golden instead of Swimmy and you decided to leave it in the video makes me think you don't even realize how inconsiderate you are towards Golden. Why even invite him to the games if you don't want him to have any fun?
@@peterbc6129 bo sides with swimmy because it angers braun and golden which makes fun content but this wasnt fun. it was 10 minutes of wasted time cause swimmy wanted to play single player as america in a COLD WAR SCENARIO.
@@MajorGeneralRelativity the thing is apprently that didnt even happen yet when this ICMB game was flimed. almost makes me wonder if that "accidentaL" dumb moment was golden getting revenge for this game not vic versa.
@@MajorGeneralRelativity im just going of other comments no one knows for sure and i doubt bo will clear anything up. Bo never listens to critizing comments unless its accusations of ate like dressel then hes fast as a whip crack.
@@housewilma4904 Bo did comment elsewhere on this video's comment section about how supposedly Swimmy was coming to save Golden right when Golden quit. I doubt it would have mattered, but Bo did try to defend Swimmy by quoting stuff that wasn't in the video
What is the point in this? All I see is people crying and screaming for 9 minutes. I could get this same experience at a daycare. Golden asked Swimmy for support, got nothing at all. And Brawn was constantly screaming into the mic like a teenager on puberty. What even is this? Why waste your time to make this video?
White House , 1980 "President Reagan! the Soviets have launched a full scale conventional invasion of western Europe! do we have your permission to deploy the troops?" Reagan: "Nothing ever happens"
I don’t think I have ever been so disappointed/aggravated at a bokoen1 video. Not because it was a waste of time (which it kind of was) but because everyone was clowning on Golden, Swimmy was not helping him at all, sure Bo was helping him but without a US the game is over. Why waste 2 more hours of your time on a already decided game, all the while having a $hit time. Like I actually got infuriated at this, my man Golden did not deserve to be clowned on, at all.
This is one of those videos where I'm genuinely surprised this group still plays together. Swimmy throwing on purpose just to ruin someone else's game, Golden ragequitting (though I agree with others that he was justified here) and Braun screaming about something that I stop caring about BECAUSE he's screaming for no reason. This was a painful video to watch, and I couldn't really find anything funny about this one.
Bo once more cuddling up Swimmy's ass. Swimmy was a literal rat this game and game ruined. If you are the US, you have 1 job in a Cold War scenario: HAVE TROOPS IN EUROPE. It's one thing not to defend Bo, he's too stretched. But Europe is where the Soviets are at all times. I'd have Alt-F4'd if my chief ally, who's job is to reinforce me, refuses to do anything. "Don't know how to move units" my ass. He knew. He did it in the previous videos. Bo was equally a rat for jumping down Golden's throat and dog piling. It's like with the USSR video, he blamed Golden for Swimmy's dogwater build.
i think bo gets too caught up in the bit sometimes he defends swimmy BECAUSE it angers golden and braun for content. but the content has to actually be funny and not feel like a waste of time because one player is deciding to do nothing. which is what swimmy did her become one of two powers that matter and do nothing.
yeah this video makes it clear there need sto be a "derp punishment" aka if you game ruin or bomb hard enough with a major power your banned from playing a major power for a session or two..
I 100% agree with Golden here, why waste their time and ours If a key player (Swimmy) doesn't want to play? Nah, Golden did the right move by pulling the plug early on this party.
Why was swimmy trolling in this game? Also no nukes or ballistic missles in a ICBM game? Golden was completely justified in surrending and say frick it. If swimmy is trowing. Im going to waste more time on this. Swimmy was just hard trolling golden.
I guess Swimmy intentionally sabotaged Golden for the throw in the last hoi4 game. Edit: Talking about the time he left no troops on the home islands while trying to invade the US, just as the Soviets were about to cap.
To stick with the image of Golden taking the ball and going home- yeah he was right to do so. He was being fouled way too agressively for a fun kickabout, nobody really passed the ball to him and his keeper was humping the goal post instead of trying to stop the shots coming at him. Everyone on his team and even some opponents saw that.
this one aint it Bo. Golden was completely justified in being mad that Swimmy was game ruining right from the start. why stay if he was just going to be steam rolled immediately when Swimmy shouldve been helping? sure he misplayed too, but it couldve been mitigated had Swimmy actually sent the troops he had. but no, instead the game was done from the start and for some reason all of you guys shit on Golden for leaving a ruined game.
why everyone at the end blaming Golden what was he supposed to do, get invaded and sit there for 2 hours when he was going to lose half of his GPD or prob more, sure 2 of Swimmy's dozen of divs finally got there after the ceasefire was over but that isn't stopping the hoard
Typical Swimmy fashion moves Golden essentially was being griefed by his own allies and just had enough of that shit... So instead of wasting his time he went to do something else
Ngl this video was not it you all jumped on golden for leaving when swimmy genuinely game ruined. He seems to do that alot. waste of a upload bo I love ya but you guys are kinda clowns for this one golden was in the right no doubt
This video feels more like them trying to justify how they treated golden here even though this was 100% swimmys fault and even with my horrible capacity in strategy games I can see the us is meant to be military support abroad with missile defense at home I don’t get why this was even uploaded or why shimmy managed to fail to do really anything
Damn, was really excited to watch more Bo ICBM, but honestly just got aggravated by just game ruining from Swimmy. Kinda disappointed. Normally I’d be laughing at incompetence but this doesn’t feel like a bit. He was genuinely trying to ruin other people’s time and effort. Sorry golden. You didn’t deserve to be shitted on by the whole crew for leaving. You were honestly saving everyone else’s time.
I appreciate that Swimmy is a part of the group, but if he pulls shit like this moving forwards, then I see zero reason to include him. This was perhaps one of the most infuriating and boring ICBM videos as a result of his actions. It's genuinely killing your content Bokoen, if it persists.
bo will never listen to critscm unless the accusation is wacism like with dressel. so unless you find some cursed swimmy DMs hes not even gettng a "tem ban from major powers".
@@martyr_lightsilver1833 sadly i dont know but im pretty sure he dosent make content he only ever did because he thought he was friends with bo and the gang. and heck they still mention him now and then in recordings they might still be friends with him and just dont tell the toxic internet.
Welp, looks like we lost that one, whats up with swimmy? Is he just 17 and hasnt realsed that this shit just annoying. Like for us being the viewer and not actually seeing the game played, for bo trying to make content to watch and enjoy and for everyone playing the game
So in other words, we watched 2 hours of nothingburger get condensed into 8 minutes of nothingburger and a "lets all bully golden" segment? Like, these guys spent like 2 hours waiting to play a balanced scenario, with Swimmy proceeding to be a shit when called out for not doing the like one thing he should be doing And then someone gets understandably frustrated about that, and then his entire group of friends act like Golden is the bad guy??
legit insane all the players dogging on golden while swimmy is quite literally doing absolutely nothing and wasting all of their time. ps how does this have over 3k likes this video was so boring and had no right being uploaded.
Well looking into the comments it sseems most people side with golden over swimmy here. Have we yet to get the vicky 3 video where they just decided that golden does not get to play and force the whole world to carve up japan to throw him out of the game?
the diffrence bewteen swimmy braun and golden is braun and golden admit there not that bright when they ard out. while swimmy seems like he has absolute confidence in every plan he makes damn the world or logic it will work this time haha.
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@@Bokoen1no
@@walnzell9328That is not how it works
@@Bokoen1 Just like Canada, they probably don't understand that this will just hurt their own creators more than it will help
Swimmy’s return to isolationism arc went as well as expected 😂
Swimmy try not to throw in literally any game challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
Comments like this are why Trump is justified to mandate NATO to actually spend money on their military or he leaves
@@alexsmith3310 I love stupid people bringing actual politics into a game...
@@TheSegert True, this is 100% serious political commentary
@@alexsmith3310why not spend money and join china instead? Surely that will work out well for you
I can't believe they cancelled ICBM for this
That joke gets funnier every time
this joke is so much funnier now
no ICBMs or nukes in a ICBM game.... I blame swimmy. for trolling golden. and not moving troops into europe.
@@TheSegertI blame both of them
literally cancelling ICBM while playing ICBM. we got to see it in real time
Swimmy choosing the 'nothing ever happens' dialogue option with Golden was indeed on my ICBM bingo card.
yeah you could till that was the final straw i mean swimmy might as well have told a raging golden "lmao what you gonna do abou tit?"
I'm amazed that these goobers don’t directly blame Swimmy.
Every time the man plays Britain in Vicy 3 or HOI 4 he actually tries to do this exact same strat to the same end result every time. Golden's maneuver is completely valid because why are they going to waste another 2 hours of time slowly drawing out a game that was decided before the game started because Swimmy was playing a powerful nation?
At least in vicky its entertaining and not so game breaking, what swimmy did would be the equivalent of just losing 4-5 hours on a already dead game, there was no point in playing anymore.
I agree with Golden here. Why waste your time on a decided game?
people upset at someone Golden are actually retards, there is no debate. Why would YOU be playing for 5 hours when the result is meaningless because another idiot wants to ruin the session
I was absolutely baffled when they all turned on Golden after he left and were craptalking him instead of Swimmy who ruined the whole thing. This is the only time I've left a video entirely disappointed. I could see them blaming Golden if he stomped off in a huff the moment he started losing but it seems pretty clear he was asking for help repeatedly multiple times for a while and during that whole time Swimmy didn't seem to even be trying to help. Bo was helping near the end but it seemed to be way too late at that point.
The closest thing I could compare it to would be like playing (American) soccer and you turn around and see over half of your team sitting on the ground playing with the grass and flowers instead of actually playing the game. I'd quit too if it was clear they weren't going to help because getting absolutely curb stomped while being helpless isn't fun. Another comparison would be the equivalent of if both Great Britain and the US in a HOI4 game went "nah brah you're on your own" and left France and Poland to fend for themselves. It's a lot less funny when Swimmy seems to CONSTANTLY do this sort of thing.
@@RedBaronFlyer yeah, swimmy didn't lift a single finger here and hes complaining that Golden is throwing???
Don‘t blame Golden when Swimmy pulled a room temperature IQ gamemove, like what are you expecting ?!
You know it's bad when the comment section is devoid of the children that watch Swimmy, defending the "Swigma".
Hard agree.
he's not even room temperature at that point he's freezing temperature IQ
I will always blame golden
@@Psytinker Nah master move by the Swigma, no cap fr
What the hell went wrong with Swimmy in that game?
Frankly Golden was completely justified in surrendering, really do not like how he was dogpilled in the end
I hated the dogpile bs at the end. Honestly cant understand why US would keep everything standing still when the USSR is actively invading europe. Swimmy never justified why he never moved and just pointed out what golden did "wrong" and everyone shits on golden for leaving. Why play if swimmy is just gonna play single player in the lobby?
Based and dogpilled
@@Nn-3 woof
@@gears7734 golden is a cry baby every single video and its funny when they rage bait him
I think Golden being upset was 100% completely justified. However, I think he should have fought it out to the end, as that would have made people more sympathetic to how he was absolutely set up to fail by Swimmy. I don't think Golden should have quit.
Ya, like, I actually have no clue why everyone was clowning on Golden for leaving. Like, what was he supposed to do?
Slowly get choked out over the next two hours. Apparently.
@@danielhensler he was supposed to keep playing the game so the other retards can have fun while he just doesn't play the game.
I'll post what I posted on the reddit under this comment since it's near the top and doesn't have 15 sub comments:
I feel like a lot of people just don't understand the game?
First of all let me get it out the way, yes Swimmy not being in Europe faster was troll. I mentioned this in the video as I wanted him to be in Asia as well.
With that out the way, Golden did a tech rush build. He had 5 units to defend mainland Europe when the peacetimer was up. His direct opponent, the USSR Ally(all the pact countries) started the game off with 14 army units, 3 times the amount Golden had when the war started. So Golden got directly countered by his main opponent.
On top of that you can literally see Swimmy deploying units in France in the video, as Golden surrenders. At this point Golden has only lost Germany(About 8% of his GDP) which is not even close to game ending. Even if he loses mainland Europe, he still holds the UK, Portugal and Canada, nations the Warsaw Pact can't get to without starting a war with the Neutral faction. That's why everyone in the game is upset that he leaves when he does. It's the equivalent of leaving the game as the USSR as you're losing ground, when you can literally see the Allies on the way to try and D-Day. You don't even let them try and play it out because you're upset.
I'll stand by most of peoples anger comes from that people have no idea how the game works or the specific scenario.
Ready for my downdoots.
@@Bokoen1 Nah we wont downvote you.
But to be fair to all of us. This context was missing in the video. Soooo. It is kinda the fault of whoever edited this video. (Golden edited? 😂)
To us it seems that golden was backstabbed by swimmy. Also this game is rather new. Most of us havent played it yet. And most like me dont actually know the game yet. To know what tech build means here. To me it looked like Swimmy was just trying to rile Golden up with saying he focused on tech and not on an army.
To us it seemed that europe was undefended and swimmy refused to deploy troops to europe. And just let his carrier group and divisions sit there.
What you said here. Is context that we didnt get in the video. At least not clear enough.
@@Bokoen1 Tbh, aside from his strategic mistake, if Swimmy was trolling so hard i can see why Golden didn't want to continue. Even if Swimmy was arriving, i can understand Golden not wanting to deal with that crap for a whole game.
The court of public opinion has judged that Swimmy is entirely at fault. As his punishment, he will play this exact scenario again, but with him as NATO and Golden as the US.
or he is banned from major nations for a week or two.
Nah, too lenient. Throw him back into the HOI3 pit of despair
Not blaming Golden for this. Swimmy was being an utter rat and just killing the game. If he's gonna pull this shit why even show up?
Why is it swimmy's fuckin duty to supply his entire ally's army?
@@lucasp5386He is literally the one with the least chance of being attacked. He has two oceans between him and any opponet with friendly allies all over to use, not to mention a naval advantage.
Mam was in the perfect place to help his allies with no risk to himself, and said "nah".
@@lucasp5386 that's the entire point of the US during the Cold War lol
@@lucasp5386 He's the fucking US? his country barely need any ground defence and his industry could've pumped out more units than his allies. if this game went on even longer swimmy would've been stuck twiddling his thumb waiting to be nuked to oblivion cause most of the world industry would've been in the other faction and he couldn't invade anymore
@@lucasp5386 Are you seriously asking this question about the United States player in a Cold War scenario?
YEAH, AMERICA WOULD BE KIND OF A BIG DEAL THERE.
So Swimmy ruins the game, and Golden gets dogpiled because it was already over.
Makes sense...
Honestly I don’t know why you’re blaming Golden when Swimmy does the most brain dead isolationist tactic I’ve ever seen. Like it was so stupid that this must be a genuine record for the most ridiculous play he’s ever done, unironically. Last time you guys played like the Skaven council, but what Swimmy did would genuinely unite the Skaven in hatred.
I’d be so much more angry than Golden TBH. Hate how everyone’s dog pilling on him for surrendering when Swimmy’s literally doing a game ruining equivalent.
While it is part of the balance that nato needs US and allies for early defense, to have a US literally do jack all to support you is game ruining. Golden just sped up the game by 3-4 hours instead of suffering through a horrible experience. The second Russian tanks went unimpeded through northern Germany was the second the match was over.
I don't even get it, what's the point? Did he seriously not know how to ferry them across?
No he just didn’t think that he needed to help defend Golden that early not understanding that all Braun did at the start was focus on army then start doing tech @@guywithnounderstandingofth7586
Yeash I would literally just refuse to play with someone like this. Simply wasted everyones time. May as well have watched paint dry, it would have been equivalent use of time.
@@guywithnounderstandingofth7586 It's just Swimmy being a mouthbreathing retard like usual.
I love being excited for an ICBM video only for Swimmy to ruin that shit. What a turd to play with, repeatedly.
Golden had every right to leave, Swimmy may as well have been an actual leper- no, calling him a leper is an insult to those suffering with leprosy. He's somehow worse than a lobotomite. I would actually consider it a waste of time to play any game where he's on my team. This is a certified Golden W for leaving that catastrophe of a game and not wasting his time.
I remember that HoI IV video where Braun did nothing but yell random stuff to interrupt people talking because he didn't get what he wanted. I never wanted to watch another video with Braun in it ever again. For some reason he never did that sh_t again. So I started watching videos again.
This is Swimmy's Braun moment. Only this time I don't outright despise Swimmy for being a nagging pain in my ears. I do, however, fully understand Golden getting pissed.
But also, everyone playing who clowned on Golden for leaving, take an L. You're just wrong. Golden can be a little beotch sometimes but that doesn't make his anger here, in this instance, unjustified.
@@walnzell9328 Not only that, but this entire video felt like a waste of 9 minutes. In every sense of the word, nothing happened. There was barely any gameplay and it just ended with everyone dogging on Golden- then the video ends abruptly. I truly have no idea why Bokoen thought this was a video worth posting. If he privates this, I wouldn't blame him since the overall consensus is this was a waste of time and Golden probably needs better friends.
@@LHB701 Filler episode
IDK Bo, this could have been one of the videos you skipped.
gotta get that advertiser money in
no
@@Uglukkk No, he wasn't paid for this.
Do read up on his pinned comment
What a waste of nine minutes they didn't even play thanks to Swimmy. Golden had every right to be tilted.
so do we, the viewers, disliked this crap.
@@pa_alia but will we be listend too?no.
but if the "right part of the audience" got upser theyd throw swimmy out.
in heartbeat like they did dressel.
TLDR:
Nothing happens because Swimmy refuses to actually play the game/ scenario, wasting everyones (including the viewers) time.
The only smart person here was Golden, since he saw that this was going nowhere and decided to leave, but he gets made fun of for doing so.
Maybe actually play the scenario you select at the beginning rather than wasting time doing nothing next time.
Yes
I love how when he leaves, the ENTIRE ensemble-crew-people turn on him when prior they all seemed like they were expressing similar concerns (until it actually came to it, then they were suddenly joking). I do not blame him for leaving at all, purposefully making his game a horrible experience while expecting him to just sit through it and not really getting to enjoy the game, at least from what is seen in the video.
May be wrong for forcing the game end for other people when they were already sinking time into it, but not really unexpected or unjustifiable.
I actually cringed and got angry on Goldens behalf there. That was actually so fucking infuriating from swimmy there, I’m actually moving him down a tier list for that’.
I personally for once feel bad for golden in this vid, bro got fucked on for leaving the game because his “major ally” (swimmy) basically game ruined his ass and then had the audacity to bitch about Golden leaving the game.
So...
Was Swimmy doing a bit and ruining the game because he thought it was funny, or was that him actually trying to play?
Probably some beef with Golden, that they are involved in every 2 minutes.
this is just what swimmy thinks is a good stratagy for american in every single game he plays them as isolationist.
The fact that you shit on Golden instead of Swimmy and you decided to leave it in the video makes me think you don't even realize how inconsiderate you are towards Golden. Why even invite him to the games if you don't want him to have any fun?
90% of Bo's videos are him siding with Swimmy because he's his boyfriend or something.
@@peterbc6129 bo sides with swimmy because it angers braun and golden which makes fun content but this wasnt fun.
it was 10 minutes of wasted time cause swimmy wanted to play single player as america in a COLD WAR SCENARIO.
Unironically Bo's friend group consists of either enabling Brauns screaming fits or just punching down on Golden lol
Golden Leaves
Swimmy doing jackshit
Everyone: Golden why?
Actual donkey brain moment instead of blaming swimmy.
Naaah I would’ve joined the Soviets seeing what Swimmy was doing 😂
That was golden´s first mistake, he should have joined the soviets the moment Swimmy started slowly telling him to calm down, or after he smiled.
Genuinely difficult to differentiate between Swimmy doing a bit or being incompetent sometimes
He knows how to naval invade based off the last video, so this was entirely him deciding that Golden must die for invading him in the last video
@@MajorGeneralRelativity the thing is apprently that didnt even happen yet when this ICMB game was flimed.
almost makes me wonder if that "accidentaL" dumb moment was golden getting revenge for this game not vic versa.
@@housewilma4904 If that timeline is true, that would make sense, but it doesn't line up with the opening card for this video. Very strange
@@MajorGeneralRelativity im just going of other comments no one knows for sure and i doubt bo will clear anything up.
Bo never listens to critizing comments unless its accusations of ate like dressel then hes fast as a whip crack.
@@housewilma4904 Bo did comment elsewhere on this video's comment section about how supposedly Swimmy was coming to save Golden right when Golden quit. I doubt it would have mattered, but Bo did try to defend Swimmy by quoting stuff that wasn't in the video
It's funny if swimmy does wacky shit, but he just straight up did nothing at all this game. Can't blame Golden, as funny as it is usually.
The whole "Swimmy is being weird and ruining the game" joke is starting to get real old after the 60th time.
+1
@@Hellriders1 +2 this shit was just annoying to watch. like I felt bad for bo and golden.... and I never feel bad when bo and golden lose (sarcasm)
the snake of denmark couldn't come up with a better script huh
Yeah this video was fucking pointless
What is the point in this? All I see is people crying and screaming for 9 minutes. I could get this same experience at a daycare. Golden asked Swimmy for support, got nothing at all. And Brawn was constantly screaming into the mic like a teenager on puberty. What even is this? Why waste your time to make this video?
Like why even play the game at that point, Golden is fully justified. Swimmy is just here to troll Golden.
Golden was in the bloody right to quit. Swimmy was literally trolling him and that was not fair at all.
Im glad swimmy decided there would be no video today
Yeah nah.
Why ya'll blaming Golden?
#BlameSwimmy
I would try to count the amount of units Swimmy moved, but it'd be useless, just like trying to play with Swimmy on your team.
a swimmy america is a non player because his only murcia stratagy is isolationism.
White House , 1980
"President Reagan! the Soviets have launched a full scale conventional invasion of western Europe! do we have your permission to deploy the troops?"
Reagan: "Nothing ever happens"
"why does the audience not like me" Swimmy the dressel mark 2
Bo really made a 10 minute clip of nothing happening
I'm only upset that this was released as a video. What a waste of nine minutes.
I don’t think I have ever been so disappointed/aggravated at a bokoen1 video. Not because it was a waste of time (which it kind of was) but because everyone was clowning on Golden, Swimmy was not helping him at all, sure Bo was helping him but without a US the game is over. Why waste 2 more hours of your time on a already decided game, all the while having a $hit time. Like I actually got infuriated at this, my man Golden did not deserve to be clowned on, at all.
Yeah I don’t blame Golden at all in this one. Imagine Germany got invaded in the 60’s and the US went “nah fuck article 5”. They’d surrender too
This is why you don't count on swimmy, he is the king of rat tactics.
Nothing tactical about this, simply wasted everyones time by intentionally ruining the game.
This is one of those videos where I'm genuinely surprised this group still plays together. Swimmy throwing on purpose just to ruin someone else's game, Golden ragequitting (though I agree with others that he was justified here) and Braun screaming about something that I stop caring about BECAUSE he's screaming for no reason. This was a painful video to watch, and I couldn't really find anything funny about this one.
Bo once more cuddling up Swimmy's ass. Swimmy was a literal rat this game and game ruined.
If you are the US, you have 1 job in a Cold War scenario: HAVE TROOPS IN EUROPE.
It's one thing not to defend Bo, he's too stretched. But Europe is where the Soviets are at all times.
I'd have Alt-F4'd if my chief ally, who's job is to reinforce me, refuses to do anything.
"Don't know how to move units" my ass. He knew. He did it in the previous videos.
Bo was equally a rat for jumping down Golden's throat and dog piling. It's like with the USSR video, he blamed Golden for Swimmy's dogwater build.
i think bo gets too caught up in the bit sometimes he defends swimmy BECAUSE it angers golden and braun for content.
but the content has to actually be funny and not feel like a waste of time because one player is deciding to do nothing.
which is what swimmy did her become one of two powers that matter and do nothing.
yeah this video makes it clear there need sto be a "derp punishment" aka if you game ruin or bomb hard enough with a major power your banned from playing a major power for a session or two..
Swimming was just game ruining, golden was right to leave
I hope Swimmy reads these comments and sees how your entire community is clowning on him. What a pathetic move by Swimmy.
no offense but these guys never read comments they joke about it frquently when the comments were upset with dressels exile.
i'm still baffled sometimes why swimmy plays majors if 50% of his strats is ratting
I 100% agree with Golden here, why waste their time and ours If a key player (Swimmy) doesn't want to play? Nah, Golden did the right move by pulling the plug early on this party.
Swimmy ruining game, who could have seen this happen?
Why was swimmy trolling in this game? Also no nukes or ballistic missles in a ICBM game? Golden was completely justified in surrending and say frick it. If swimmy is trowing. Im going to waste more time on this.
Swimmy was just hard trolling golden.
I guess Swimmy intentionally sabotaged Golden for the throw in the last hoi4 game.
Edit: Talking about the time he left no troops on the home islands while trying to invade the US, just as the Soviets were about to cap.
Wasnt that braun? Scuttling the german navy.
no this is just a perfect example of why you never rules or not give america to swimmy he physically cant stop himself from going isolationist.
Fairly sure this ICBM game happened before that HOI4 game fyi
Not a single icbm in an icbm video
and not a single action made bt america in a COLD WAR SCENARIO........
To stick with the image of Golden taking the ball and going home- yeah he was right to do so. He was being fouled way too agressively for a fun kickabout, nobody really passed the ball to him and his keeper was humping the goal post instead of trying to stop the shots coming at him. Everyone on his team and even some opponents saw that.
I'm starting to think Swimmy is a blight upon humanity.
What was a worse trow? Swimmy not sending troops to europe to defend it from the soviets? Or braun scuttling the german navy?
i didnt know swimmy was trump's top guy???
this one aint it Bo. Golden was completely justified in being mad that Swimmy was game ruining right from the start. why stay if he was just going to be steam rolled immediately when Swimmy shouldve been helping? sure he misplayed too, but it couldve been mitigated had Swimmy actually sent the troops he had. but no, instead the game was done from the start and for some reason all of you guys shit on Golden for leaving a ruined game.
why everyone at the end blaming Golden what was he supposed to do, get invaded and sit there for 2 hours when he was going to lose half of his GPD or prob more,
sure 2 of Swimmy's dozen of divs finally got there after the ceasefire was over but that isn't stopping the hoard
Typical Swimmy fashion moves
Golden essentially was being griefed by his own allies and just had enough of that shit... So instead of wasting his time he went to do something else
I see Swimmy, Braun, Golden and Jake get those countries and I know it’s gonna be a wild ride
and its reall bad when the entire comment section can agree of the 4 swimmy was being the king REEEEEEEEEEEE this video.
Ngl this video was not it you all jumped on golden for leaving when swimmy genuinely game ruined. He seems to do that alot.
waste of a upload bo I love ya but you guys are kinda clowns for this one golden was in the right no doubt
This video feels more like them trying to justify how they treated golden here even though this was 100% swimmys fault and even with my horrible capacity in strategy games I can see the us is meant to be military support abroad with missile defense at home I don’t get why this was even uploaded or why shimmy managed to fail to do really anything
I am sorry I gotta defend golden/nato here, he said for a while that he needed support and us next to useless
Why did Swimmy even play a gamemode where it's America v Soviets if he wasn't planning on fighting the Soviets?
My Disappointment is Immeasurable and My Day is Ruined
US doing nothing and then complaining when his allies dont hold till the death is amazing
This is getting ridiculous. Someone has to GM these games and speak up when something like this happens. First hoi and now this. Absolutely laughable.
this wasnt a golden or swimmy lost, this was an everybody lost
Swimmy is such an unbearable person, don't know how people stand him
hes fun when hes not one of the two major powers.
but everytime hes a major power he just mega turtles every time.
How about you guys dont let Swimmy play anything that has any meaning to it? The incompetent clown guy bit isn't funny anymore, change the script. ty
bo dosent care unless you can find cursed DMs from swimmy like with dressel.
otherwise all critscm isnt read and is ignored.
Damn, was really excited to watch more Bo ICBM, but honestly just got aggravated by just game ruining from Swimmy. Kinda disappointed. Normally I’d be laughing at incompetence but this doesn’t feel like a bit. He was genuinely trying to ruin other people’s time and effort. Sorry golden. You didn’t deserve to be shitted on by the whole crew for leaving. You were honestly saving everyone else’s time.
actually justified golden crashout?
I appreciate that Swimmy is a part of the group, but if he pulls shit like this moving forwards, then I see zero reason to include him. This was perhaps one of the most infuriating and boring ICBM videos as a result of his actions. It's genuinely killing your content Bokoen, if it persists.
bo will never listen to critscm unless the accusation is wacism like with dressel.
so unless you find some cursed swimmy DMs hes not even gettng a "tem ban from major powers".
@@housewilma4904Does Dressel even make content anymore? If he has a channel, I'd like to support him and his content.
@@martyr_lightsilver1833 sadly i dont know but im pretty sure he dosent make content he only ever did because he thought he was friends with bo and the gang.
and heck they still mention him now and then in recordings they might still be friends with him and just dont tell the toxic internet.
Soviet during cold war: LET ME PLAY THE GAME
This was just toxic. You need a DM or referee or something because this trolling goes too far. And blaming Golden for leaving is not fair.
Swimmy is just trolling at this point.
Why even play the game just to do this honestly ?
Why did this get made into a video? Nothing bloody happened.
Welp, looks like we lost that one, whats up with swimmy? Is he just 17 and hasnt realsed that this shit just annoying. Like for us being the viewer and not actually seeing the game played, for bo trying to make content to watch and enjoy and for everyone playing the game
Why is Swimmy bad at everything he touches?
At this point swimmy should be forced to only play minor powers forever
0:30 "who took football" my brother in christ European's can't take something Americans don''t have
Never saw someone that tilted in one of these games. Not sure if it was worth posting.
Golden was fully right to leave at this point
Bokoen1 really pushing for that 10 min mark
Can't believe Bo played this instead of 4th Generation Warfare
So in other words, we watched 2 hours of nothingburger get condensed into 8 minutes of nothingburger and a "lets all bully golden" segment?
Like, these guys spent like 2 hours waiting to play a balanced scenario, with Swimmy proceeding to be a shit when called out for not doing the like one thing he should be doing
And then someone gets understandably frustrated about that, and then his entire group of friends act like Golden is the bad guy??
The amount of swimmy hate is wild considering the troll ass build golden did
Someone tell biden and P man they are playing ICBM on the wrong game.
It's really not that entertaining when Swimmy decides to ruin the game for everyone. It happens so often too.
legit insane all the players dogging on golden while swimmy is quite literally doing absolutely nothing and wasting all of their time. ps how does this have over 3k likes this video was so boring and had no right being uploaded.
Braun will launch Intercontinental Ballistic Radios.
The Americans went isolationist.
Well looking into the comments it sseems most people side with golden over swimmy here.
Have we yet to get the vicky 3 video where they just decided that golden does not get to play and force the whole world to carve up japan to throw him out of the game?
Cannot believe Bo is still not playing ICBM
No one blaming Swimmy.
Bo might be ill, the video isent 10 Minutes long
I've uploaded less than 10 min before lmao
I think this is rather a swimmy issue
Swimmy won he had no casualties
@@katzen992 Bo still chose to upload this nothing video. It's not even funny, its just Swimmy game ruining a session.
@@SkavenEnjoyerYesYes Yes this was just swimmy ruining the game. It looks he wanted to troll golden.
the diffrence bewteen swimmy braun and golden is braun and golden admit there not that bright when they ard out.
while swimmy seems like he has absolute confidence in every plan he makes damn the world or logic it will work this time haha.
Swimmys always trolling ruined the video honestly
If this is how your ad videos go I wouldn't expect to get more ads...
It kinda sounds like golden is crying at the end and yeah I would too
Bo you can select an army base with a unit in it and right click somewhere for it to drop that unit there, you don't need to select the plane :)
I swear to god if someone writes the same joke about icbm again....
I used to be a adventurer like you. But then i took a ICBM to the knee.