DON'T DO the pizza delivery!!! This happened to a friend. Told the delivery guy pizza was not ordered. He left looking defeated. My friend was soooo upset for the delivery guy. He just said it happens. Meanwhile his night was screwed up. His gas was wasted. The only one you screw over in this situation is the delivery person.
Not to mention, some pizzerias are run by assholes who take that loss out of the checks of their employees. One of my friends worked at a pizza place when we were in high school, and someone pulled a prank like that ordering 18 pizzas and having it delivered to someone who (obviously) hadn't ordered those pizzas and didn't want them; when the delivery guy came back to their store, the manager (whose dad owned the joint) was furious and charged the cost of the wasted pizzas to the employees who worked that night (including himself).
The woman who cut out the crotches of her ex’s bottoms just understood that since he didn’t care to “keep it in his pants” she’d make it easier for him. So thoughtful!
Prettiest thing I’ve ever done was as a bartender. Saturday night, live music, place is packed. I’m making this dude his drink and after it’s done and I’m handing it to him he said “took long enough.” so I calmly pulled the drink back to myself and said “oh I’m sorry” and a dumped it down the drain right in front of him making full eye contact. He just stared at me in disbelief and I stayed right back until he left✨
When I worked at a pizza joint in my teen and young adult years, we would always call the number back for any large orders over 100$ to confirm the order wasn’t bogus. More times than not it was a prank. So before anything even got made we would wait 5 minutes and call the number entered to confirm the order placed and pizza toppings. It is protocol at most major pizza places.
Good to know. That one went beyond petty since it’s affecting a local business. That’s not cute. I guess that pizza place must let people make online orders without paying then which doesn’t make sense if you think about it.
I would even expect them to require you to pay with card over the phone for an order that big. I doubt they'd want to risk a 600 dollar order not get paid at the door.
I once ordered 10+ pizzas and liters of sodas from Dominoes for a college event I was orchestrating. The manager almost cancelled my order. BUT THE DELIVERY BOY CLUTCHED IT. I had two work study jobs and was in school full time (18 credits minimum each semester), so I ordered from them often and he remembers me for it. He recognized my name, told his manager it was a legit, and delivered on time. Yes I gave him a big tip a semi-broke, always tired college student can give.
I'm disabled on SSDI and my income from it puts me in poverty level. If I'm going to get delivery or anything where a tip is needed I tip that 20%. I make sure I have the money before I splurge, including the tip. My dad complains, we're both disabled, poor, and live together, because of how much I tip. He's a miser. If it's delivery, I pay for it or I have extra cash ready for the driver. He says it shouldn't be our job to make up for the fact that the company doesn't want to pay them enough. It shouldn't be, but it is, so I'm going to tip right.
@sssgggg You, yourself? Woooow. Didn't know we were being judged by a god! Dude...original post mentions tipping, and so did I. Did...did you even read what I wrote, or did you read tipping and have to get on your high horse about how morally superior you and by extension your country are. Get bent.
Me and my x had a messy break up, he destroyed all my photoalbums so I was pissed! He loved to lay puzzles to relax, he had a whole closet full of puzzles, easily over 100 different puzzle with 5000+ pieces. So when I was picking up my stuff and he was at work I took out one single piece from each box! Wish I could see him when he realised that the last piece were missing. 😅
Let’s not bring restaurants into our petty revenge. People can indeed refuse the delivery order and the restaurant is stuck with the bill and all that wasted food Edit: just to clarify… I do love petty revenge!!!
Most pizza places call to confirm large orders before they even start making it. Don’t worry. But agreed, it’s unfair to involve outside people at an attempt to be petty. Let’s not cause casualties and victims for the sake of revenge.
@@erikarussell1142 Can confirm as a manager of a pizza hut, anything over 100$ won't get a total with the first call, we call you back with a total, it helps to show the number they gave is legit. Usually anything that big requires payment over the phone, no cash, dangerous for the driver.
Making the tiny breakfast is just priceless. The humor of it probably helped to diffuse some of the built up tension. Certainly a better way to deal with your frustration than just standing there shouting at someone.
My daughter finally got tired of this jerk she was seeing. He came over to her apartment to retrieve his vacuum cleaner. She threw it over the balcony at him and screamed, “There! Clean up your act with it!” It was AWESOME!
@@soulsreaper7145 There’s a lot of stuff I’m not going in to here. Everything is not as it seems. Plus, there was a ton of snow on the ground. It was fine.
In the twenty years I was married I never once gossiped about my wife at work, nor did I ever hear any of my male co-workers talking out of hand about their wives. When I first married her I made a conscious decision to never denigrate her or put her down. To this day, even though I may have reasons, I will not deride her. I will also freely admit that I was not the perfect husband. This was just a basic principle I established from the beginning.
I'm sure I've posted this before, but I love it so much! My ex refused to move out of our bedroom until the divorce was final and we only had one bed, so I moved into the office. I bought our dream bedroom set and had it delivered the next day. He was so salty when he realized what I did. Best $6k I've ever spent.😂 The best petty revenge is living well and rubbing their faces in it, politely. 😇
My pettiest action was meeting my college bully's husband for the first time. He introduced himself and my first question to him was "So which one of the boy toys are you? 3rd? 4th? You can't be the first two because she said they were Italian and Greek." The chaos I caused was well worth it because she was 30 plus years old and made our first 3 years in college hell for everyone.
"Tell me your mom is petty..." My mother made me walk down the aisle to complete silence on my wedding day. All she had to do was push play on the Spotify playlist, and she did...she also turned the volume down to the lowest setting (without it being off) on the phone AND the outdoor amp we had hooked up to it. She had been complaining that the music was "too loud" at the rehearsal the day before because she was sitting next to the amp at the front. So because it was "too loud" for HER, no one else would be able to hear it, especially in the back. As a result, my bridesmaids didn't know when to start walking down the aisle because there was no music to cue them in, so they stood there for a good five minutes before someone took the first step. This was an outdoor wedding btw, and my mother could have chosen to sit anywhere because the amp and phone were linked via blutooth. Mind you, this all happened after the SECOND restart, because she had disconnected the blutooth the first time, so the groomsmen had to walk back down to the back, hand me the phone to relink it and turn the volume back up, and then go back down the aisle again to hand my mother the phone and line up. So even after that, she STILL turned off the volume FOR THE SECOND TIME, when all she needed to do was press play. I only put her in charge of the music because she had done nothing to help with the wedding planning process at all, and told me at the rehearsal she "felt guilty" and wanted something to do to contribute. I now know she just wanted to ruin my day because she knew this was an important day for me and it wasn't about her.
My friend , was so petty , she got cheated on , so when he went offshore, she put grass seed through his letterbox , and went everyday to water the grass , he came back to grass growing on his carpet up his hall 😂😂😂😂
That black fluffy thing makes Charlotte look like a young and beautiful widow who lost her rich husband under some suspicious circumstances, and I love it! 😍
That tiny breakfast 🍳 tho. That’s the sheer magic of adding talent to pettiness. I wonder if she chose an extra savage and said that it was size appropriate for his minuscule… hands. Nothing like choosing violence in the morning!
Re the glitter bath bomb: My corkers in technical theatre absolutely refuse to allow dance companies to use glitter in their performances. There's a reason why stage hands call glitter "the herpes of the stage craft world" - that ish gets into EVERYTHING and is next to impossible to remove.
Also, glitter is basically shiny micro plastics. Everybody is mad when ugly microplastics end up floating in oceans, but nice and shiny microplastics is as polluting as ugly ones...
I was not expecting that plot twist of them being married and expecting a little glitter bomb of their own! However, my first thought was, "What kind of dumb jerk would break up with this funny, gorgeous woman after two months?" I'm glad he came to his senses, and I hope they are both together telling their great-grandchildren this story far in the future.
That ish is the bane of people who do crafts with kids, it became a hard NO unless it was glitter glue, I love kids but the little AH would act like it was confetti.
Glitter gets everywhere! I just cleaned up micro-glitter dust that mysteriously had spilt from Christmas ornaments I had made & the spillage had gotten covered up. I love glitter and glitter glue was the best combo ever! (Unfortunately wouldn’t work with the ornaments).
Not sure it’s petty but Candace Bergen’s character Murphy Brown dumped a truckload of potatoes in Dan Quayle’s driveway (it was never seen as it didn’t really happen). I love the thought of getting back at someone by doing that. But I can’t justify the cost so it stays a silent dream.
My cousin when her and her now husband split years ago she took everything she bought down to the salt and pepper shakers. It had me rolling. It’s my fav. petty revenge story ever. Gosh I love her. ❤
My fiance is the first guy I've known because I've had a lot of great guy friends that are very candid with me that doesn't locker room talk that way, for the most part his guy friends didn't even know I existed. I mean they knew I existed, but he refuses to elaborate, especially about bedroom talk. When his one guy friend confronted him in FRONT of me one time after meeting me, he's like "you never tell us anything about her. Why not? She's cool as shi*" He said "because she's MY treasure, and you don't tell another man about YOUR treasure unless you want it stolen."😉 I kinda love that!
13:02 Yes, pizza workers do deal with this, far too often. I worked at a pizza place all through high school and prank orders suck. Especially if it’s a huge order. The kitchen busts ass to make it, the driver is super excited for the huge commission, only to get there and be told a big fat nope. Most people who got pranked did NOT end up paying. It’s mainly shitty for the restaurant more than anyone else. My experience with this was over 30 years ago, and clearly I’m still bitter. 😤😤😤
I was closing up my pizzeria one evening when a domino’s delivery driver knocked on the front door. I really thought someone was effing with me (or him), but it turned out he’d gotten the address wrong. We both laughed and agreed it would’ve been a good prank. Anyways, on another note, don’t order pizza as a prank or revenge. That’s a lot of work for the ppl in the kitchen and most likely the backlash will fall back on the employees when the person refuses the order (or the owners, in the case of a small pizzeria). I like the energy, but you’re shooting wide and won’t hit the intended target.
While I’m definitely not down with petty revenge, the glitter thing had me rolling on the floor laughing for a good minute.😂 I mean straight tears y’all…tears! 🤣Edward from Twilight! 🤣 Tears!🤣🤣🤣
You cant tell me I'm the only person who replaced nice milk chocolate I kept on my desk with laxative chocolate to find the office thief? It was the accountant. 😁
“And now we’re married and having a baby!” At that, I burst out laughing and even my dog jumped up looking at me wondering what was going on! That really was a twist!! 😂😂
I love the story of the flat Cola. I used to do something similar with my ex boss. I'm from Greece and I used to worked at a beach bar. every time that my boss was rude to me in front of people I went to the storage room and mess with the handle on the beer barrel before I leave my shift. So when he come to take the night shift (all dressed up), the beer that would get out would be only foam. So he has to go to the storage to unlock and lock the barrel again. If you ever did that to a half full barrel you know what a splash it makes from the pressure 😂 and he have to work like that for 8-9 hours...
Most pizza places call before large orders are made as to confirm it’s not a prank. No worries. But agreed, let’s not involve outside people and cause casualties for the sake of revenge.
My store doesn't, and many franchise owners don't. They should, but that's their choice I suppose. He's been screwed several times. I've told him he shouldn't accept cash orders over a certain amount, they should be credit card only unless you know them. Now we are being plagued with people ordering large orders and trying to pay with fake 100's. Overall, regardless if there's precautions in place, involving a restaurant in this way is shitty.
The way Pizza Boy speaks with such certainty while being so wrong is honestly impressive. No, nobody has to pay a huge bill because it was their name used to place the order. And no pizza place would get duped into that anyway.
I fell for the gaslighting of a girlfriend that lasted years before I finally called it quits. Best petty revenge is that I've since sold my home and have been travelling the planet with my Chihuahua and posting pics of us in Egypt and Thailand saying how my dog is so much more fun to be around than her narcissistic nastiness. Her friends laugh at her and avoid her now, narcissists hate being laughed at . Maybe not as petty as some but I love it.
my favorite petty story i love to tell is of my brother and an ex girlfriend. they got into argument around christmas time and she kicked him out of their apartment. but, not before telling him he could take half of the things they got together. so he went downstairs to his neighbor, borrowed a chainsaw and cut the christmas tree in half. he took the top half. (i'm laughing again as i retell this)
Lmao perfection. I took the shoe laces, every left shoe, cut half his pant legs off so one half of the pants were regular and the other half were made into shorts, I burned his favorite shirt off wwf china being a thirst trap (it was faded and had holes but that didn’t stop him from wearing it almost EVERY. DAMN. DAY. ), and I also threw away all his underwear and took all his fake jewelry. I couldn’t stand his cheating manipulating ass.
I heard of a case of online harassment where someone got a pizza delivered to the victim's house just to make sure that the victim knew they had the address and could doxx them. So I'm sure pizza places sometimes have to deal with stuff like this.
@@Julief4417 WTF 🤦🏻♀️🤣 please tell me what part of this story made you think they were justifying it? Like there is no logical way that someone would misinterpret that.
12:50 As a pizza delivery driver, I personally haven't had to deal with something like that, but there was a prank call (in cash) for 9 large Hawaiian pizzas and 9 2l sodas. The poor guy that ended up getting it all delivered to didn't have to pay, cuz we figured out what happened before any of the food got in someone's car. We all ate good that night xD
A couple years back I dated a divorced guy. When he and his wife got divorced, she took the carpet out of the living room when she left because she paid for it
I called my ex's 'other' girlfriend and left her a message telling her that he had genital herpes ( which he had ) and I printed out an email he wrote to another girl saying how much he loved and needed her. I folded them up and put about 100 of them all over his loft. Before we broke up I did something terrible. I had gone away for a few days and on returning found black long hairs in our bed and a fresh tampax in my bathroom bin. I made up a plate with the tampon, slightly bloody and the hair around it and as I prepared a lovely tasty delicious meal I served him the tampax plate and me the real food. I thought that he was going to murder me ! He didn't even know what a tampon was so I had to explain and also explain why a woman would take one out that wasn't done, it was to put something else inside!
lmao SOOOOOO my mom is SO petty. Her brother in law was staying with us for a while. He refused to take care of his garbage (fast food bags, sauce packets, cups, utensils.. etc).. so at the end of each day she would take all of it and put it on his bed.. i think he got the point eventually 😂
My last ex was really abusive, and he finally hit me one day. I was like "damn what am I doing?" and left. But I was so angry at him and the situation, I'd go back to get my stuff while he wasn't there, I moved the majority of my stuff in one day and it left his place empty all he had was a pathetic bean bag, a desk and his bed. But I was still angry so the last day I spent getting the rest of my stuff I took all the presents back that I had given him, I made sure to take all the food I bought, which left the apartment with no food, I cut the photos of us together and left the scraps on his desk. And wrote a little note about how I left my key and then threw his key in the 60 gallon fish tank, go fish bitch. There were no fish in there, FYI. Nothing crazy, just a little petty. Then I moved right on because he is a loser, and I'm embarrassed for myself to have been with him honestly.
4:52 after tracking glitter into his house day in and out, he came to realize how dull his life was without you. Also, he probably won’t forget your birthday ever again. Congratulations!
The pizza prank is just plain mean! Someone did that to me not to long ago, and I went straight to the police station to make a witness statement in case the pizzaria wanted to press charges, and I really hope they do! I'm just sorry I can't do it myself!
I had a boyfriend who loved a certain pair of trainers. He bought them and was delighted with himself. He wore them only around the house because he didn’t want to get them dirty because they cost a lot of money. Anyway.. I found out he had been “chatting” to this girl in a bedroom at a party, I happened to hate this girl and he knew it, while I was in hospital really sick 😳 sooo, I returned the trainers for two sizes smaller and dumped the box. I’d make sure to run the batteries out on every single thing he owned and used daily like his razor so he replaced them. I did it again and again. It drove him crazy. He never understood how his trainers shrunk over night or why his favourite vodka tasted like rubbish lol 😂 I swapped it out for the cheapest one I could find. I changed anything new he bought for a smaller size or a slightly different shape and color lol 😂 I did a lot more but this is what I’ll admit too. By the time I left, I don’t think he had one piece of clothing that actually fit him properly or looked right on him 😁That was fun walking out the door that day! 😂
Bragging about being unhinged is just sad. You’re an adult. The fact you think this is some kind of flex is absolutely ridiculous. Best thing to happen to that dude is you leaving.
I think the BEST petty revenge story i ever heard in my whole life was one my friend did years ago. She was going through a divorce and was living on seriously limited cash and worked at a job that was close to where she boarded her horse, so she could spend her lunch break with her horse. She was so low on cash trying to just keep her house she would buy a footlong subway sandwich and eat one half one day for lunch and save the other half in the work fridge for the next day. However someone on the night shift would every night eat her other half. She would write notes with her name on it saying i belong to so and so and she would beg them on the note please I’m seriously low on cash i can’t feed you and me please stop eating my sandwich. It went on for a long time even HR did nothing to stop it. One day after a few weeks she was out eating her first half of her sandwich and she was crying cause she knew the other half was gonna be eaten by next day (and ok why she didn’t take home and bring next day is I’m sure going through everyone’s mind but wait for it) so as she was sitting in the paddock she had an amazing petty revenge plan!! Her horse had just dropped a nice fresh juicy pile of horse poop…. YES yes she added some yummy horse poo to that other half and left it in that fridge. Next day ONE lone bite was taken from that sandwich and that person NEVER ate her sandwich ever again after that day! LOVE IT!!!!❤❤❤❤❤
What a crazy story. She had no money but she had a horse like if they fit inside your house and dont cost anything to mantain. She left her half sandwich there everyday although someone eat it, which you never explained. Sorry this story is just to hard to swallow
@@marisamorais3150 I have to agree wholeheartedly. Chick had a horse and bought Subway fast food everyday instead of buying a loaf of bread and gettin creative, they know nothing of what being poor means. It’s actually offensive to those of us who don’t own a horse.
My dad told me this story a long time ago: He liked to drink coke while he was at work and bought a new bottle every day, but never finished it. Whenever he was sone working, he put it in a drawer and the next morning it would be empty. So one day he was fed up and put a ton of salt in his coke. Turned out the cleaning lady was drinking it, ran to complain to the boss, got sick and jad to take some time off. Deserved.
Not sure how I feel about the glitter in the driveway story, that stuff stays forever and gets all over the environment, and by all means we have enough plastic trash and microplastics everywhere around us. Love most of the other stories though, especially the one with the flat coke, that is so subtle yet so effective. Well done, Dr. Petty :)
Quick notes: 1. DON'T irreparably damage people's clothes, you can be arrested and sued. The woman who removed shoelaces and buttons was smart, those can all be easily and cheaply replaced - the time it takes is the petty revenge. 2. DON'T order food people worked their asses off to make at the expense of other orders, especially if it means they're going to get shafted on the tip. You're punishing other innocent people for no reason. 3. The hearing impaired and deaf have been using vibration and flashing lights as their alarm clocks for years - totally silent with guaranteed results (100 times better than an audible alarm). Plus, every cellphone has a vibrating alarm, just stick one in a pocket or your sock.
I did the same thing to my husband that the lady on the first video did. But it wasn't breakfast it was dinner. He was being not so nice and i was sick of it then he had the nerve to be like serve me my food woman so i did just micro size the look on his face. Priceless!! I laughed so hard my sides and belly hurt and i couldn't stop crying lmao.
My ex husband swore he wasn't having an affair with his employee but intuition is rarely wrong. He finally admitted it when she got pregnant so, I slept with all but 1 of his friends. That was 18 years ago and I'm still proud of it lol
I tormented my guy friend for like 2 years. He would travel a lot for work so I had time to do things 😁 I once Vaselined his door knob, I once tied fishing line from his door knob to the outdoor post so he couldn't open his door that night, I once stickered his car with disposable ashtray bags, and hid a spider on his doorknob once. I also called him funny childish names. Yup we're married now and I remind him that he can't complain about my shenanigans because he knew what he was getting into 😂
I love the glitter bombing that led to a wedding. I was dating a fella in college who dated a lot of girls. I wasn't serious so no problem with me. David Lee Roth had just put out the song " Just a gigolo". I taped a copy of the song along with a note about his gigolo dating. Drove him crazy for weeks. His ex took credit for the deed and they got married.....hope it worked out.
As someone who made 500 keys and spent 4 hours driving around throwing and secretly hiding them, I can say it’s one of my favorite petty things I’ve done.
I would have much preferred that to one of the things one of my exe's did. They stole my keys to the office building where my shop was. I wound up paying for damages and re-keying the whole building. That cost me more that my rent for a year there. Between that ex and the next one a year later I almost went bankrupt.
@@stewartabernathy6436 Red Flag! "one of my exes" and "between that ex and the NEXT one a year later I almost went bankrupt." Sound like the problem is YOU Stewart. STOP GETTING MARRIED. YTA
@@juliehughes1258 I have never been maried, but have proposed to 2 women over the years. The first I proposed to cheated on me and the 2nd was this last one but she turned me down. She didn't like the idea I decided to keep my current house when I inherited it while we were dating. She wanted me to sell it and put a down payment on the house she was leasing at the time and there were a few other issues like politics. It was about 2 months after we broke up when she became a crazy person. There were the emails and phone calls and scenes she caused at my 2nd job that the company got a restraing order against her for and the sugar in my gas tank incident and the harrassing calls at all times of the day and night to my shop & home to accuse me of sleeping with whomever & the checks(I was fortunate to have enough in the bank to cover them all when they went thru on the same day) & the restraining order the office building my shop was in got against her. But you are right. I stopped dating entirely after those 2 people. I took it as a red flag about my ability. I haven't dated anyone now in 13 years and am perfectly happy.
Adding on to the pizza thing, if you do that and they figure out it's you, at least in the US, you can be charged for identity theft and fraud. Don't go to jail for petty revenge on an ex, in most cases they're not worth it!
As someone who used to work at a couple different pizza places DO NOT DO THIS!! the business can not force payment. It is a lot of product waste. It wastes the gas of the driver. It slows orders down for everyone else. It messes up labor costs. Also, depending on the size of the order, law enforcement also gets involved for harassment, fraud, and possible theft. I’ve had to file such reports.
The pizza order thing would never work if the shop was given the person's phone number on whom you're getting revenge. Every shop I know calls to confirm orders of much smaller sizes than the one this person is claiming. Second, there's no obligation to pay for the order, and it'd have to be sent back, costing the pizza shop a ton of money and product for other customers. Cute idea, but it would never work. Love you, Charlotte!!!
Both pizza chains I worked at, it was protocol to take the payment of any order over $50 on the phone while placing the order so that we didn't have to waste food
I had a coworker I detested. Every time I passed a newsstand, i picked up the subscription cards that fell out of magazines and would shake magazines to collect more. I filled them out with his address and his second full time job involved having to cancel every magazine that showed up. With an ex, I went to Scientology's website, completed their personality test in his name and ordered the "Dianetics" book to be sent to his home. No matter how well rounded you are, Scientology will tell you that you are a mess and that only they have the technology to fix you once you buy a few (dozen) classes and undergo auditing (at $300 an hour). Once you get on Scientology's mailing list, you will never get off. You can move, change your phone number and even change your name, but they will still find you. They have the world's best skip tracing software. 😅😅😅
with the keys, my initial thought of what they were doing wasn't making copies of his keys, but making key chains that were identical to his so he'd end up locking himself out of his house/living space.
I worked for a lady who was a B. I realized from the start how awful she was, and I started collecting the cards from inside magazines to sign up for a subscription. I had a lot of friends who traveled worldwide for work and they would scour magazine racks in airports and magazine racks in foreign cities and grab the subscription cards. We collected hundreds of magazine subscription cards for magazines as “timid” as better homes and gardens, all the way to erotic magazines. I had a party one night and we all filled out those cards with her name and home address. I quit my job and over the course of a year, I would periodically mail in those cards to the companies. I only wish I could have seen the aftermath 😂😂😂
Three pretty girls friends and I were having lunch in a fancy restaurant and we were laughing our heads off when a guy in a suit came over and said that he 'knew' what we were laughing at ! We batted our eyelashes and said 'what?', he replied 'men' ! We all said 'oh that's so creepy how clever you are' and he went off feeling great about himself. We were actually talking about chocolate and what lengths we sometimes went to have some.
Manager at a popular pizza chain here. Also, former delivery driver. If we received an order like that, it would need an advance notice so like 1 or 2 days minimum. We dont have that much food stocked. Anyway, if the order is not a credit card, we can bring the order to them but if they refuse to pay we just bring it back for the crew to enjoy. So you maybe get a few minutes of annoyance but i wouldnt say its good.
Pettiest thing I ever did after a break up was that I took the spicy toys my ex and I had (think BDSM type stuff) and put it in one of those christmas popcorn cans and left it in the center of his closet. He lived with his parents still and his mom went into his room looking for some of her sewsing stuff, which you guessed it, was also in one of those christmas popcorn cans. She picked it up, opened it and had spicy toys in it, needless to say; he had to explain why he had those things in his room.
"and now we're married and having a baby"...I choked laughing!! so funny. You know every single couple has a "beginnings story" that rivals hers. However, the glitter is next-level stuff. Glitter needs to be banned by the government, I had a Christmas cocktail party one year and of course a lot of people wore/brought glitter because y'know, Christmas and glitter is everywhere. I was being annoyed by Christmas themed glitter clear into the next Hallowe'en. The stuff is a menace to society. Her story made me laugh hard though, the Edward-from-Twilight pictures was amazing. I think for today, everytime my boss messages me, I'm going to reply with a photo of Edward Cullen. (she has an amazing sense of humor, so this should be fun)
The best thing you can do after a break up is be happy. That will drive them mad more than ANY petty revenge! Another thing that will do their head in especially if they are a narcissist is DON’T emotionally respond in ANY form and just respond cold with yeps and OKs that will honestly drive them MAD!!!!!
When my ex and I broke up, he took all of my perfectly seasoned, cast iron skillets and the Dutch oven. I COULD NOT make him bring them back, he just kept saying, "You will not cook for anyone else in these pans." I was FURIOUS. I had to start over twice, in love and in cooking.
My favourite petty moment. I was starting the divorce proceedings with my wife. She moved out and moved in with her family. One day I got a notification that she transferred a hundreds of dollars to herself from my PayPal. I assume she didn't know it would show me the recipient. I called her and she denied it. So, I worked up tears and called her family. They were already angry with her that we were splitting due to her infidelity. I played a concerned victim, saying that I was worried about the type of person she was becoming and to please find her help because I loved her so much and just wanted the best for her. She called me later upset because her family said they no longer trusted her and wanted her yo find somewhere else to live. Sorry not sorry.
@Hannah McGarry filed a dispute. Luckily neither of us had changed our last names when we got married so they didn't match, and I had never filed a dispute before, so it was reversed within days.
I mean she shouldn't have taken your money but to be proud of making someone homeless and put a rift between them and their family is seriously sick in the head, not petty. She probably cheated on you because you're a controlling, manipulative narcissist.
@Kelley Greengrass lol nah, she then stole my car and I had to fight for a year to get it back. She cheated because she said she was "bored" that I was always working and she couldn't hold down a job for over a month, so she had nothing to do during the day. Good try though!
Charlotte, I think you might be just a little bit 🤏 of the drama, lol. The pettiest thing that I've ever done was something that I did years ago when I was living in Victoria, BC. We lived less than a block from the Dallas street waterfront, so many people walked past our house everyday. There was one woman who always let her dog crap on our lawn and I could never catch her. So one day I got up early and dressed and I waited by my window for her and sure enough, she appeared at her more or less regular time. I watched and waited for the sweet little dog to do its thing, and for them to walk away, I then ran out the door, scooped up the poop with the small doubled trash bag in my hand, and took off running after her. Louise: "Ma'am, hello Ma'am" Dog Poo Lady: *turns "Yes?" Louise: "I saw you drop this." *thrust bag into her hand, and turns to go home "Cute dog!" Dog Poo Lady: *Shocked Pikachu Face. It's not the pettiest of revenges, but it was effective, she didn't just stop letting her dog crap on our our lawn without cleaning it up ever again, she never walked on our side of the road again. 😁
When I was in highschool I had an abusive boyfriend. When we finally split he still tried to control me, so I decided to take over his social media. I would change his bio quotes just slightly, misspell things, change the Bible verses, small things that made him look unintelligent but without being obvious that he was being hacked. Took him months to figure it out and the whole time he was so mad 😂
I dated a woman for eight months. For the first three months it was great. We lived a street away from each other, were both out of work and spent our time together, looking for jobs, cooking poverty recipes and being raunchy little fuck bunnies like every new couple. Then things changed. We both got jobs and we moved into a larger house together to save money on renting two houses. I worked 6pm to 2am, four nights a week as a bouncer, she worked 6am to noon as a cleaner in a pharmacy and a couple of evening shifts at weekends as a bartender. I got bushwhacked with new job flu. The change in sleep schedules, activity cycles and excercise just hit me like a train. Not to mention being in a packed public venue getting groped, hugged and kissed by a bunch of drunken women (and a few guys too). I was picking up every virus and bacteria in town. Id get home around 3 am and eat food my gf had left for me, and Id be out for the night and into the morning sleeping until 10-12 am. Given I normally have six to seven hours a night without my insomnia and four when it acts up, sleeping for eight to nine hours was a hard change. Not to mention that, for some reason, I would just get crazy 'intimate excitation' a few hours before work and end up having crazy sex then scrambling for a shower before work. I was almost priaptic for the first hour or two at work which was embarrassing as all hell. I began to feel really ill. Rushing in my ears, heart palpitations, anxiety spikes that my medications used to control were now crazy as hell. I was having incontinence issues, embarrassing genital rashes and pain as well as tightness in my arms. I was a wreck, but I pushed on, telling myself I would acclimatise to the new routine soon enough. Then I had an 'attack' at work. I was patrolling the different rooms in the club and trying to hide my erection when some woman grabbed it. She immediately started screaming to her friends to come look and my anxiety went through the roof. I collapsed, blacked out and woke up being loaded into the back of an ambulance. I spent the weekend in hospital under supervision. The doctors got up in my face accusing me of having taken a bunch of drugs which was insane. I am on antidepressants and anxiety meds. They are difficult enough to balance with the side effects never mind mixing in unprescribed recreationals. Just as I was waiting to be discharged I got a visitor from one of my GFs work mates. They were real friends since school but never close until they started working together. I'd met her fewer times than I could count on one hand. She was nervous as hell and gave me her phone and told me to read the text history with my GF. She had been joking about me being in hospital to her girlfriends. 'I think I overdosed my fella this time! He's in hospital with viagra dick, such a waste...' and 'if he doesnt get out soon I'm gonna have to finder some loaner dick. Any suggestions?'. So yeah. She'd been lacing my food with sleeping pills to stop me waking her up for sex when I got home from work, and then spiking my lunch wiith viagra on an afternoon so that I could 'do my duty' before going to work. Sometimes she would double them up to knock me out but make me hard enough to 'use'. She stole these supplies from work by sneaking out of date stock, switching them for fresh stock, not only endangering my health but also giving other customers of the pharmacy expired drugs. So the petty revenge... for four months or so she had fucked up my heart, kidneys and liver. Drugged me, manipulated me and raped me in my sleep. So dumping her, having her arrested and losing her job was not petty at all in my opinion. I think that was expected and totally acceptable. The petty part was that I became friends with the friend who ratted her out, started dating her, moved her in to the house my ex's name was still on the lease for and then, in the bed my ex had paid for, on her prized Egyptian cotton sheets, on all my ex's favourite clothes and wigs, we had the sweatiest, dirtiest and oiliest sex we could muster. We bagged it all up in vacuum bags while it was still moist and put them in boxes under the stairs. We used her prized 'vintage' Prada bag as a used condom receptical (we did NOT knot the condoms closed) until it was half full. We would have done more, but the smell was getting bad and the bag was attracting flies. We fucked on everything of hers we could work out how to and then packed it all up to be sent her Dad to put in storage. We also included over a hundred photos taken with her 'vintage' Polaroid camera (we used all her paper) of us doing all this revenge. We even tried to seduce her lady crush for a threesome (my ex's bucket list number 1) but she wasn't into the idea, but DID let us paint '****** is a crazy rapist bitch!' Across her chest and stomach, for a Polaroid. On the date of my ex's sentencing, I proposed to my new girlfriend. We sent her an uninvite to the engagement party. She served seven years of a twelve year sentence and got parole in Feb 2020... and caught Covid a month later. That bit is less petty, more karma, but I enjoyed it enough to qualify it by my response. Whilst the engagement didnt work out and my good ex and I broke up, we're still great friends and hang out together. My bad ex is currently back in prison facing more charges for drug offences and stalking her ex lawyer. Oh, and she got to pay a massive fine at the storage place when she collected her stuff because of the smell that Im pretty certain was our fault. There was mold. Lots of mold.
Hole. Lee. Cow. Greatest revenge story I ever heard! AND you're my name twin. Best revenge I ever got was on my first "soul mate" love who I found out was a cheating con artist who used all his women to help pay his way through life, and that often times when he borrowed money from me, he was using it to buy gifts for other women. I also found out that he had been pimping himself out to men for drugs. Every day for two weeks I made a new horrific discovery about this man that I had been naively devoted to for three years. That level of betrayal absolutely devastated me at such a young age and I never fully recovered. But anyway, in a genuine moment once, he confided that the only thing he ever truly yearned for was to have a child (his own mother constantly reminded him that she was "this close" to aborting him, hence I'm sure this is where his hatred for women stemmed from). A few years after he broke my heart, he contacted me when MySpace first came out, but I knew one of his old alias names (from that two week discovery span) and looked it up. His other profile described his real self: a devious sociopath, a wolf in sheep's clothing who enjoyed destroying the trust of young women. I kid you not, he even described how much pleasure he got out of watching his most recent ex-girlfriend's face when she caught him with another man. The profile that he contacted me from portrayed himself as a normal, great guy. The whole thing literally made me sick, I actually threw up. But I figured I'd been handed a rare opportunity so I took it: I told him he'd gotten me pregnant right before we broke up and I'd had his child, a daughter with big green eyes just like him. He was so excited. We made a plan to meet up so he could meet the child he'd always wished for. Of course I never showed up and for me, that was the revenge; I assumed this fool put it together as to why I never posted pics with a kid or why I always had an excuse when he asked me to send pictures of her. But then 8 years after that, I finally got with technology and downloaded my Facebook on my phone and that's when I noticed I had a bunch of unread messages, and he was one of them. I opened it and...it was 8 years worth of him desperately begging to meet his daughter! In the beginning it was him saying things like he'd crawl on his knees and grovel at my feet to have his daughter in his life, then he wondered how come I never post pictures of her, then he thought I didn't post pictures of her as a way to torture him and threatened to call CPS for keeping his daughter from him, and then the very last one was his realization that there never was a daughter...So...unbeknownst to me, for all those years he felt a deep loss, yearning for that unconditional love that he thought only his child could bring him, only to realize in the end that he had been betrayed by someone that he'd never guess could play such a dirty trick on him. Karma man, it's a bitch.
but what if they were like truly evil though, like not just for breaking up with someone but like cheated, disrespected you, manipulated you and kicked your dog
@@abigaelrarts2257 unless he’s trying to kill you or something equally as extreme I think getting someone deported is crossing an unspoken boundary. You can get back at someone and be petty in a lot of ways. Get creative. The girl who did this was pathetic
These are all brilliant! Duly noted for any fool that breaks one of our daughters hearts. Hubby won’t let me pew-pew them, something about the law…blah, blah, blah! 😂😂😂 I did get rather upset at something my husband did and moved our beds apart (two twins, separate remotes for each bed) just enough for him to roll into the Grand Canyon! It was FABULOUS! He was struggling and flailing about, I still laugh at that!
My petty move with my ex husband was I destroyed/ threw our all his "trophys" from previous girls, and took all his change rolled it up and took it to the bank. ( he had my bank card from our joint account I was "allowed" 200 a month and I made about 3 to 4 grand a month) so I figured it was only fair. As that was only a fraction of what he took and put me through. Oh and I made him wait a year before we could be divorced and I refused to change my last name unless he paid for it, he tried to fuck around and he found out. I had a lawyer on prepaid legal so I was only paying 25 a month where it was a couple grand for him, he tried to get back the money that he gave me as a "severance" and I had a legal document saying it was a gift free and clear, then gave my lawyer a list of all the things that we acquired in our marriage along with the RRSP and investments my lawyer was howling with laugher, I said he could tuck tail and fuck off or we would be splitting everything, and he would lose it all. Haven't heard from him since and it's been 13 ish years 😁
If someone says they didn't order a pizza it gets canceled and brought back to the store to be thrown in the trash. We can't even give them to homeless people so shit like this is BEYOND annoying. It also drives up the cost of food which means higher prices for everyone else.
The pizza one is really unkind. Most pizza franchises are owned by individuals and they run on really tight margins. Pretty messed up to make a victim of someone who had nothing to do with the cheating ex.
When you are married the level of petty just hits a whole new level. I once hid all my husbands socks across our house cuz he would just leave them everywhere and spoiler he never did it again after that. He has also hidden my keys in the fridge before as payback for making him upset. We have been married for 8 years lol
That's hilarious. It really is different. I sometimes don't flip the shirts from being inside-out, and I just fold them as they are and put them in the dresser so he'll have to do it himself. He likes to hide things, like my kindle or my phone. We have also been jump scaring each other every time one of us is in the shower for the last ten years. 😂 Edit: I'd say the most annoying is being mid-yawn and getting a finger in the mouth or having your nose poked. But we do that to each other every now and then too.
The finger in the mouth mid-yawn is a classic that I do frequently 😂 now we both cover our mouths when we yawn, so really I just improved both our manners
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Holy shit. Getting someone DEPORTED because they DUMPED you is sooooooo unbelievably f*cked up, what the hell. That just brought my entire mood down lol.
My ex “potential man” said I was too good for him to play around with so he left when I told him to and I heard it from someone who isn’t even his friend said someone else told her and the conversation popped up out of nowhere unintentionally very randomly.. just glad to know that’s what he talks behind my back 🥹 so I consider myself lucky even though I’m single af rn 😂
DON'T DO the pizza delivery!!! This happened to a friend. Told the delivery guy pizza was not ordered. He left looking defeated. My friend was soooo upset for the delivery guy. He just said it happens. Meanwhile his night was screwed up. His gas was wasted. The only one you screw over in this situation is the delivery person.
And the pizzeria that ended up wasting food for no reason
Absolutely. I do this and I will not take large cash orders.
You want a dozen pizzas? Gimme a credit card number or NO.
@@ytwdh Exactly! Or call the number given to confirm before the order is processed.
Yeah that one just seems needlessly cruel to an innocent party
Not to mention, some pizzerias are run by assholes who take that loss out of the checks of their employees. One of my friends worked at a pizza place when we were in high school, and someone pulled a prank like that ordering 18 pizzas and having it delivered to someone who (obviously) hadn't ordered those pizzas and didn't want them; when the delivery guy came back to their store, the manager (whose dad owned the joint) was furious and charged the cost of the wasted pizzas to the employees who worked that night (including himself).
The glitter one: I can just imagine after several years of marriage and every now and again glitter gets mysteriously tracked into the house somehow.
The woman who cut out the crotches of her ex’s bottoms just understood that since he didn’t care to “keep it in his pants” she’d make it easier for him. So thoughtful!
Helped him skip a few steps, really.
yesss!!! that women was so kind to do that 😍😍😍
Reverse the role and I'm sure she won't find it so funny.
@@damienfavard2971 Women pay extra for panties without the crotch. So, yah...not something that's not easily gender-reversed.
@@damienfavard2971we would though, for damn sure.
You deserve it? Don’t cry about it. ❤
Prettiest thing I’ve ever done was as a bartender. Saturday night, live music, place is packed. I’m making this dude his drink and after it’s done and I’m handing it to him he said “took long enough.” so I calmly pulled the drink back to myself and said “oh I’m sorry” and a dumped it down the drain right in front of him making full eye contact. He just stared at me in disbelief and I stayed right back until he left✨
Hahaha, the "Edward from Twilight" bit made me laugh so hard. She's not just petty, she's a comedic genius.
When I worked at a pizza joint in my teen and young adult years, we would always call the number back for any large orders over 100$ to confirm the order wasn’t bogus. More times than not it was a prank. So before anything even got made we would wait 5 minutes and call the number entered to confirm the order placed and pizza toppings. It is protocol at most major pizza places.
Here you are just ruining everyone’s fun! 😉😂🤣 Let them have their fun and really think they did something. Party pooper. 😉🎉💩😂
Absolutely right.
Good to know. That one went beyond petty since it’s affecting a local business. That’s not cute. I guess that pizza place must let people make online orders without paying then which doesn’t make sense if you think about it.
Yeah, there's no way any place would make this kind of order before it's been paid
I would even expect them to require you to pay with card over the phone for an order that big. I doubt they'd want to risk a 600 dollar order not get paid at the door.
I once ordered 10+ pizzas and liters of sodas from Dominoes for a college event I was orchestrating. The manager almost cancelled my order. BUT THE DELIVERY BOY CLUTCHED IT. I had two work study jobs and was in school full time (18 credits minimum each semester), so I ordered from them often and he remembers me for it. He recognized my name, told his manager it was a legit, and delivered on time. Yes I gave him a big tip a semi-broke, always tired college student can give.
I'm disabled on SSDI and my income from it puts me in poverty level. If I'm going to get delivery or anything where a tip is needed I tip that 20%. I make sure I have the money before I splurge, including the tip. My dad complains, we're both disabled, poor, and live together, because of how much I tip. He's a miser. If it's delivery, I pay for it or I have extra cash ready for the driver. He says it shouldn't be our job to make up for the fact that the company doesn't want to pay them enough. It shouldn't be, but it is, so I'm going to tip right.
I agree. Save your money and pick up the pizza or make it yourself.
@Just1Nora I can only assume you're in the USA? Tipping isn't expected in other countries because we pay employees an actual wage.
@@olly2027or pay staff an actual wage like the rest of the world 😅
@sssgggg You, yourself? Woooow. Didn't know we were being judged by a god!
Dude...original post mentions tipping, and so did I. Did...did you even read what I wrote, or did you read tipping and have to get on your high horse about how morally superior you and by extension your country are.
Get bent.
That glitter plot twist caught me off guard. She was so petty he needed her around to keep his life sparkling 😂😂😂
Not the pictures of Edward 😂😂😂
He is eventually going to regret marrying the glitter psycho.
this is either a toxic relationship or the healthiest, happiest, most humorfilled marriage ever
He knew he was wrong
Hahahahaha *sparkles*
Me and my x had a messy break up, he destroyed all my photoalbums so I was pissed! He loved to lay puzzles to relax, he had a whole closet full of puzzles, easily over 100 different puzzle with 5000+ pieces. So when I was picking up my stuff and he was at work I took out one single piece from each box! Wish I could see him when he realised that the last piece were missing. 😅
Absolute genius *chefs kiss*
I thought you were going to say you mixed them all up…like 500,000 pickup!!!!
Me too. That would have been epic!@awhite7596
The good guy friend is a true g. Everyone needs someone like that in their life
Let’s not bring restaurants into our petty revenge. People can indeed refuse the delivery order and the restaurant is stuck with the bill and all that wasted food
Edit: just to clarify… I do love petty revenge!!!
Most pizza places call to confirm large orders before they even start making it. Don’t worry. But agreed, it’s unfair to involve outside people at an attempt to be petty. Let’s not cause casualties and victims for the sake of revenge.
@@erikarussell1142 Can confirm as a manager of a pizza hut, anything over 100$ won't get a total with the first call, we call you back with a total, it helps to show the number they gave is legit. Usually anything that big requires payment over the phone, no cash, dangerous for the driver.
A pizza company would not make that much food without getting payment upfront
Don't do this. The pizza place is already under financial duress these days to just survive. They are not a part of your drama. 😮💨
For large orders like that they also usually request payment first
Making the tiny breakfast is just priceless. The humor of it probably helped to diffuse some of the built up tension. Certainly a better way to deal with your frustration than just standing there shouting at someone.
My daughter finally got tired of this jerk she was seeing. He came over to her apartment to retrieve his vacuum cleaner. She threw it over the balcony at him and screamed, “There! Clean up your act with it!” It was AWESOME!
Good for your daughter that's fucking hilarious
Short sweet and to the point 👌🏼
yes destroying another persons property, he musta not been that much of a jerk if he didnt call the cops on her
You raised her well. ❤ haha. Good on her.
@@soulsreaper7145 There’s a lot of stuff I’m not going in to here. Everything is not as it seems. Plus, there was a ton of snow on the ground. It was fine.
In the twenty years I was married I never once gossiped about my wife at work, nor did I ever hear any of my male co-workers talking out of hand about their wives. When I first married her I made a conscious decision to never denigrate her or put her down. To this day, even though I may have reasons, I will not deride her. I will also freely admit that I was not the perfect husband. This was just a basic principle I established from the beginning.
DID THE SAME….. as you , I had plenty of reasons to talk down about my ex of 20 years but never did. I never saw the benefit
**munch munch** "I got him deported" 😳 WASN'T EXPECTING THAT 🤣😅
Charlotte's facial expression at 0:12 says it all for the man who burnt that spoon, "So you have chosen DEATH!"
I'm sure I've posted this before, but I love it so much!
My ex refused to move out of our bedroom until the divorce was final and we only had one bed, so I moved into the office. I bought our dream bedroom set and had it delivered the next day. He was so salty when he realized what I did. Best $6k I've ever spent.😂
The best petty revenge is living well and rubbing their faces in it, politely. 😇
😂😂😂👍
My pettiest action was meeting my college bully's husband for the first time. He introduced himself and my first question to him was "So which one of the boy toys are you? 3rd? 4th? You can't be the first two because she said they were Italian and Greek." The chaos I caused was well worth it because she was 30 plus years old and made our first 3 years in college hell for everyone.
Please tell more
Who is a bully in college??? Crazy
Chef's kiss ❤
@@jenniferpearce1052 exactly people too old at that point
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!Good one!!
"Tell me your mom is petty..."
My mother made me walk down the aisle to complete silence on my wedding day. All she had to do was push play on the Spotify playlist, and she did...she also turned the volume down to the lowest setting (without it being off) on the phone AND the outdoor amp we had hooked up to it. She had been complaining that the music was "too loud" at the rehearsal the day before because she was sitting next to the amp at the front. So because it was "too loud" for HER, no one else would be able to hear it, especially in the back. As a result, my bridesmaids didn't know when to start walking down the aisle because there was no music to cue them in, so they stood there for a good five minutes before someone took the first step. This was an outdoor wedding btw, and my mother could have chosen to sit anywhere because the amp and phone were linked via blutooth. Mind you, this all happened after the SECOND restart, because she had disconnected the blutooth the first time, so the groomsmen had to walk back down to the back, hand me the phone to relink it and turn the volume back up, and then go back down the aisle again to hand my mother the phone and line up. So even after that, she STILL turned off the volume FOR THE SECOND TIME, when all she needed to do was press play. I only put her in charge of the music because she had done nothing to help with the wedding planning process at all, and told me at the rehearsal she "felt guilty" and wanted something to do to contribute. I now know she just wanted to ruin my day because she knew this was an important day for me and it wasn't about her.
I'm so sorry!
I wish this didn’t happen to you.
That sucks for you. Hope The rest of the wedding went well. And congratulations
Your mother is horrible. I'm sorry you had to live with such a person growing up.
My friend , was so petty , she got cheated on , so when he went offshore, she put grass seed through his letterbox , and went everyday to water the grass , he came back to grass growing on his carpet up his hall 😂😂😂😂
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Yoooooo that is creative!! Evil and creative lol!
Dedication.
Evil genius muahaha
That’s glorious😂😂😂
That black fluffy thing makes Charlotte look like a young and beautiful widow who lost her rich husband under some suspicious circumstances, and I love it! 😍
*fur
And the dramatic undereye wing helps with that too 😂
Actually, she's totally innocent, she loved the guy and she really needs that private eye to help her clear her name.
She has to bring an emotional support boy toy with her to the funeral.
I so love her. Having a good Charlotte binge today and love her to bits❤❤ Our queen you are a blessing🎉😂❤
That tiny breakfast 🍳 tho. That’s the sheer magic of adding talent to pettiness. I wonder if she chose an extra savage and said that it was size appropriate for his minuscule… hands. Nothing like choosing violence in the morning!
"Here you go LITTLE MAN"...smiling with LOTS of teeth. A primate's way of showing aggression.
I've done this before and my petty comment was 'I figured since you don't do anything you don't need much of an energy refill :) enjoy breakfast'
@@autumnleaves4879 you’re a legend 🥂👏🏻
Re the glitter bath bomb: My corkers in technical theatre absolutely refuse to allow dance companies to use glitter in their performances. There's a reason why stage hands call glitter "the herpes of the stage craft world" - that ish gets into EVERYTHING and is next to impossible to remove.
Also, glitter is basically shiny micro plastics. Everybody is mad when ugly microplastics end up floating in oceans, but nice and shiny microplastics is as polluting as ugly ones...
I was not expecting that plot twist of them being married and expecting a little glitter bomb of their own! However, my first thought was, "What kind of dumb jerk would break up with this funny, gorgeous woman after two months?"
I'm glad he came to his senses, and I hope they are both together telling their great-grandchildren this story far in the future.
That ish is the bane of people who do crafts with kids, it became a hard NO unless it was glitter glue, I love kids but the little AH would act like it was confetti.
Glitter gets everywhere! I just cleaned up micro-glitter dust that mysteriously had spilt from Christmas ornaments I had made & the spillage had gotten covered up.
I love glitter and glitter glue was the best combo ever! (Unfortunately wouldn’t work with the ornaments).
Not sure it’s petty but Candace Bergen’s character Murphy Brown dumped a truckload of potatoes in Dan Quayle’s driveway (it was never seen as it didn’t really happen). I love the thought of getting back at someone by doing that. But I can’t justify the cost so it stays a silent dream.
My cousin when her and her now husband split years ago she took everything she bought down to the salt and pepper shakers. It had me rolling. It’s my fav. petty revenge story ever. Gosh I love her. ❤
My fiance is the first guy I've known because I've had a lot of great guy friends that are very candid with me that doesn't locker room talk that way, for the most part his guy friends didn't even know I existed. I mean they knew I existed, but he refuses to elaborate, especially about bedroom talk. When his one guy friend confronted him in FRONT of me one time after meeting me, he's like "you never tell us anything about her. Why not? She's cool as shi*" He said "because she's MY treasure, and you don't tell another man about YOUR treasure unless you want it stolen."😉 I kinda love that!
13:02 Yes, pizza workers do deal with this, far too often. I worked at a pizza place all through high school and prank orders suck. Especially if it’s a huge order. The kitchen busts ass to make it, the driver is super excited for the huge commission, only to get there and be told a big fat nope. Most people who got pranked did NOT end up paying. It’s mainly shitty for the restaurant more than anyone else. My experience with this was over 30 years ago, and clearly I’m still bitter. 😤😤😤
Petty is as petty does. The meter may get damaged. I just hope our dear potato queen is there with us to enjoy it! Love you Besties!
I love it! "Petty is as petty does."
Great quote 😂❤😂
Thank you :)
I was closing up my pizzeria one evening when a domino’s delivery driver knocked on the front door. I really thought someone was effing with me (or him), but it turned out he’d gotten the address wrong. We both laughed and agreed it would’ve been a good prank. Anyways, on another note, don’t order pizza as a prank or revenge. That’s a lot of work for the ppl in the kitchen and most likely the backlash will fall back on the employees when the person refuses the order (or the owners, in the case of a small pizzeria). I like the energy, but you’re shooting wide and won’t hit the intended target.
While I’m definitely not down with petty revenge, the glitter thing had me rolling on the floor laughing for a good minute.😂 I mean straight tears y’all…tears! 🤣Edward from Twilight! 🤣 Tears!🤣🤣🤣
You cant tell me I'm the only person who replaced nice milk chocolate I kept on my desk with laxative chocolate to find the office thief? It was the accountant. 😁
“And now we’re married and having a baby!” At that, I burst out laughing and even my dog jumped up looking at me wondering what was going on! That really was a twist!! 😂😂
I love the story of the flat Cola. I used to do something similar with my ex boss. I'm from Greece and I used to worked at a beach bar. every time that my boss was rude to me in front of people I went to the storage room and mess with the handle on the beer barrel before I leave my shift. So when he come to take the night shift (all dressed up), the beer that would get out would be only foam. So he has to go to the storage to unlock and lock the barrel again. If you ever did that to a half full barrel you know what a splash it makes from the pressure 😂 and he have to work like that for 8-9 hours...
The pizza trick usually only comes back upon the delivery people- both the cost and consumption of the food falls to them
Most pizza places call before large orders are made as to confirm it’s not a prank. No worries. But agreed, let’s not involve outside people and cause casualties for the sake of revenge.
My store doesn't, and many franchise owners don't. They should, but that's their choice I suppose. He's been screwed several times. I've told him he shouldn't accept cash orders over a certain amount, they should be credit card only unless you know them. Now we are being plagued with people ordering large orders and trying to pay with fake 100's. Overall, regardless if there's precautions in place, involving a restaurant in this way is shitty.
At the Papa John's I worked at, we required payment over a certain amount upfront
That can't be legal to expect the driver to pay for the pizza ..
The way Pizza Boy speaks with such certainty while being so wrong is honestly impressive. No, nobody has to pay a huge bill because it was their name used to place the order. And no pizza place would get duped into that anyway.
I fell for the gaslighting of a girlfriend that lasted years before I finally called it quits. Best petty revenge is that I've since sold my home and have been travelling the planet with my Chihuahua and posting pics of us in Egypt and Thailand saying how my dog is so much more fun to be around than her narcissistic nastiness. Her friends laugh at her and avoid her now, narcissists hate being laughed at . Maybe not as petty as some but I love it.
Kudos to you 👏 for making it out
my favorite petty story i love to tell is of my brother and an ex girlfriend. they got into argument around christmas time and she kicked him out of their apartment. but, not before telling him he could take half of the things they got together. so he went downstairs to his neighbor, borrowed a chainsaw and cut the christmas tree in half. he took the top half. (i'm laughing again as i retell this)
Lmao perfection. I took the shoe laces, every left shoe, cut half his pant legs off so one half of the pants were regular and the other half were made into shorts, I burned his favorite shirt off wwf china being a thirst trap (it was faded and had holes but that didn’t stop him from wearing it almost EVERY. DAMN. DAY. ), and I also threw away all his underwear and took all his fake jewelry. I couldn’t stand his cheating manipulating ass.
@@erikarussell1142 excellent job!
@@darlenecorcoran2892 lol thank you!!
I heard of a case of online harassment where someone got a pizza delivered to the victim's house just to make sure that the victim knew they had the address and could doxx them. So I'm sure pizza places sometimes have to deal with stuff like this.
So that makes it ok?
@@Julief4417 WTF 🤦🏻♀️🤣 please tell me what part of this story made you think they were justifying it? Like there is no logical way that someone would misinterpret that.
@@amberowen2004 your reply to my comment is hilarious, honey 🙏
12:50 As a pizza delivery driver, I personally haven't had to deal with something like that, but there was a prank call (in cash) for 9 large Hawaiian pizzas and 9 2l sodas. The poor guy that ended up getting it all delivered to didn't have to pay, cuz we figured out what happened before any of the food got in someone's car. We all ate good that night xD
Most orders over a certain amount get a confirm call. We always call the number to confirm the order was placed before anything major gets made.
They were Hawaiian pizzas; you did not eat "good."
@@erikarussell1142 yep.
@@lizardog lmao!!! Oh noooooo!!!! That’s my favorite! Pepperoni, pineapple, and jalapeño. Lmao shots fired!!! Woman down!!!!
@@lizardog Then I haven't eaten good most of my life. My favorite pizza since day one 🍕🐖🍍
A couple years back I dated a divorced guy. When he and his wife got divorced, she took the carpet out of the living room when she left because she paid for it
Dude untuning all the guitars and remotes was primal 😂😂😂😂😂
I called my ex's 'other' girlfriend and left her a message telling her that he had genital herpes ( which he had ) and I printed out an email he wrote to another girl saying how much he loved and needed her. I folded them up and put about 100 of them all over his loft. Before we broke up I did something terrible. I had gone away for a few days and on returning found black long hairs in our bed and a fresh tampax in my bathroom bin. I made up a plate with the tampon, slightly bloody and the hair around it and as I prepared a lovely tasty delicious meal I served him the tampax plate and me the real food. I thought that he was going to murder me ! He didn't even know what a tampon was so I had to explain and also explain why a woman would take one out that wasn't done, it was to put something else inside!
I am CHEERING at this 😂
Soooo your telling us all you also have herpes? Your sleeping with him to yeah?
How does any man not know what a tampon is? Wow cheating with herpes? Hope he was telling this and using protection
lmao SOOOOOO my mom is SO petty. Her brother in law was staying with us for a while. He refused to take care of his garbage (fast food bags, sauce packets, cups, utensils.. etc).. so at the end of each day she would take all of it and put it on his bed.. i think he got the point eventually 😂
Come on putting something in a trash isn't that hard, he could easily have done it from the start. I can't imagine the state of the bed 😂
My last ex was really abusive, and he finally hit me one day. I was like "damn what am I doing?" and left. But I was so angry at him and the situation, I'd go back to get my stuff while he wasn't there, I moved the majority of my stuff in one day and it left his place empty all he had was a pathetic bean bag, a desk and his bed. But I was still angry so the last day I spent getting the rest of my stuff I took all the presents back that I had given him, I made sure to take all the food I bought, which left the apartment with no food, I cut the photos of us together and left the scraps on his desk. And wrote a little note about how I left my key and then threw his key in the 60 gallon fish tank, go fish bitch. There were no fish in there, FYI. Nothing crazy, just a little petty. Then I moved right on because he is a loser, and I'm embarrassed for myself to have been with him honestly.
Be proud of leaving! Too many stay and get murdered
What a Queen/King/Monarch
4:52 after tracking glitter into his house day in and out, he came to realize how dull his life was without you. Also, he probably won’t forget your birthday ever again. Congratulations!
The pizza prank is just plain mean! Someone did that to me not to long ago, and I went straight to the police station to make a witness statement in case the pizzaria wanted to press charges, and I really hope they do! I'm just sorry I can't do it myself!
I had a boyfriend who loved a certain pair of trainers. He bought them and was delighted with himself. He wore them only around the house because he didn’t want to get them dirty because they cost a lot of money. Anyway.. I found out he had been “chatting” to this girl in a bedroom at a party, I happened to hate this girl and he knew it, while I was in hospital really sick 😳 sooo, I returned the trainers for two sizes smaller and dumped the box. I’d make sure to run the batteries out on every single thing he owned and used daily like his razor so he replaced them. I did it again and again. It drove him crazy. He never understood how his trainers shrunk over night or why his favourite vodka tasted like rubbish lol 😂 I swapped it out for the cheapest one I could find. I changed anything new he bought for a smaller size or a slightly different shape and color lol 😂 I did a lot more but this is what I’ll admit too. By the time I left, I don’t think he had one piece of clothing that actually fit him properly or looked right on him 😁That was fun walking out the door that day! 😂
Bragging about being unhinged is just sad.
You’re an adult. The fact you think this is some kind of flex is absolutely ridiculous.
Best thing to happen to that dude is you leaving.
I think the BEST petty revenge story i ever heard in my whole life was one my friend did years ago. She was going through a divorce and was living on seriously limited cash and worked at a job that was close to where she boarded her horse, so she could spend her lunch break with her horse. She was so low on cash trying to just keep her house she would buy a footlong subway sandwich and eat one half one day for lunch and save the other half in the work fridge for the next day. However someone on the night shift would every night eat her other half. She would write notes with her name on it saying i belong to so and so and she would beg them on the note please I’m seriously low on cash i can’t feed you and me please stop eating my sandwich. It went on for a long time even HR did nothing to stop it. One day after a few weeks she was out eating her first half of her sandwich and she was crying cause she knew the other half was gonna be eaten by next day (and ok why she didn’t take home and bring next day is I’m sure going through everyone’s mind but wait for it) so as she was sitting in the paddock she had an amazing petty revenge plan!! Her horse had just dropped a nice fresh juicy pile of horse poop…. YES yes she added some yummy horse poo to that other half and left it in that fridge. Next day ONE lone bite was taken from that sandwich and that person NEVER ate her sandwich ever again after that day! LOVE IT!!!!❤❤❤❤❤
Love it! Well played😅
Serves them right! 😂👍
“Absolute horse sh!+!!” Lol
What a crazy story. She had no money but she had a horse like if they fit inside your house and dont cost anything to mantain. She left her half sandwich there everyday although someone eat it, which you never explained. Sorry this story is just to hard to swallow
@@marisamorais3150 I have to agree wholeheartedly. Chick had a horse and bought Subway fast food everyday instead of buying a loaf of bread and gettin creative, they know nothing of what being poor means. It’s actually offensive to those of us who don’t own a horse.
My dad told me this story a long time ago:
He liked to drink coke while he was at work and bought a new bottle every day, but never finished it. Whenever he was sone working, he put it in a drawer and the next morning it would be empty. So one day he was fed up and put a ton of salt in his coke. Turned out the cleaning lady was drinking it, ran to complain to the boss, got sick and jad to take some time off. Deserved.
Not sure how I feel about the glitter in the driveway story, that stuff stays forever and gets all over the environment, and by all means we have enough plastic trash and microplastics everywhere around us.
Love most of the other stories though, especially the one with the flat coke, that is so subtle yet so effective. Well done, Dr. Petty :)
Been in between binge-ing shows on -flix and Hulu and prime and stumbled upon this channel about a week ago and I can’t get enough!
it's hilarious how her mind goes straight to "illegal house key replication? illegal poisoning?" - she's redefining Petty and I love it hahaha
Quick notes:
1. DON'T irreparably damage people's clothes, you can be arrested and sued. The woman who removed shoelaces and buttons was smart, those can all be easily and cheaply replaced - the time it takes is the petty revenge.
2. DON'T order food people worked their asses off to make at the expense of other orders, especially if it means they're going to get shafted on the tip. You're punishing other innocent people for no reason.
3. The hearing impaired and deaf have been using vibration and flashing lights as their alarm clocks for years - totally silent with guaranteed results (100 times better than an audible alarm). Plus, every cellphone has a vibrating alarm, just stick one in a pocket or your sock.
I did the same thing to my husband that the lady on the first video did. But it wasn't breakfast it was dinner. He was being not so nice and i was sick of it then he had the nerve to be like serve me my food woman so i did just micro size the look on his face. Priceless!! I laughed so hard my sides and belly hurt and i couldn't stop crying lmao.
My ex husband swore he wasn't having an affair with his employee but intuition is rarely wrong. He finally admitted it when she got pregnant so, I slept with all but 1 of his friends. That was 18 years ago and I'm still proud of it lol
A woman knows.
It's interesting people think disrespecting themselves is a proud moment. I see why he liked his coworker
@@Valhallavalkyrie-lu4hf He disrespected himself and made his offspring illegitimate too.
@@kalitzina I agree he disrespected himself, her and the other women. then in return all his friends disrespected everyone including him
I tormented my guy friend for like 2 years. He would travel a lot for work so I had time to do things 😁 I once Vaselined his door knob, I once tied fishing line from his door knob to the outdoor post so he couldn't open his door that night, I once stickered his car with disposable ashtray bags, and hid a spider on his doorknob once. I also called him funny childish names. Yup we're married now and I remind him that he can't complain about my shenanigans because he knew what he was getting into 😂
I love the glitter bombing that led to a wedding. I was dating a fella in college who dated a lot of girls. I wasn't serious so no problem with me. David Lee Roth had just put out the song " Just a gigolo". I taped a copy of the song along with a note about his gigolo dating. Drove him crazy for weeks. His ex took credit for the deed and they got married.....hope it worked out.
As someone who made 500 keys and spent 4 hours driving around throwing and secretly hiding them, I can say it’s one of my favorite petty things I’ve done.
What a waste of time, I just made a free Craigslist post regarding a free item.
@@julzg937 👏 😂
I would have much preferred that to one of the things one of my exe's did. They stole my keys to the office building where my shop was. I wound up paying for damages and re-keying the whole building. That cost me more that my rent for a year there. Between that ex and the next one a year later I almost went bankrupt.
@@stewartabernathy6436 Red Flag! "one of my exes" and "between that ex and the NEXT one a year later I almost went bankrupt." Sound like the problem is YOU Stewart. STOP GETTING MARRIED. YTA
@@juliehughes1258 I have never been maried, but have proposed to 2 women over the years. The first I proposed to cheated on me and the 2nd was this last one but she turned me down. She didn't like the idea I decided to keep my current house when I inherited it while we were dating. She wanted me to sell it and put a down payment on the house she was leasing at the time and there were a few other issues like politics. It was about 2 months after we broke up when she became a crazy person. There were the emails and phone calls and scenes she caused at my 2nd job that the company got a restraing order against her for and the sugar in my gas tank incident and the harrassing calls at all times of the day and night to my shop & home to accuse me of sleeping with whomever & the checks(I was fortunate to have enough in the bank to cover them all when they went thru on the same day) & the restraining order the office building my shop was in got against her.
But you are right. I stopped dating entirely after those 2 people. I took it as a red flag about my ability. I haven't dated anyone now in 13 years and am perfectly happy.
Adding on to the pizza thing, if you do that and they figure out it's you, at least in the US, you can be charged for identity theft and fraud. Don't go to jail for petty revenge on an ex, in most cases they're not worth it!
As someone who used to work at a couple different pizza places DO NOT DO THIS!! the business can not force payment. It is a lot of product waste. It wastes the gas of the driver. It slows orders down for everyone else. It messes up labor costs.
Also, depending on the size of the order, law enforcement also gets involved for harassment, fraud, and possible theft.
I’ve had to file such reports.
Particularly great selection of petty stories today. I needed those laughs.
The pizza order thing would never work if the shop was given the person's phone number on whom you're getting revenge. Every shop I know calls to confirm orders of much smaller sizes than the one this person is claiming. Second, there's no obligation to pay for the order, and it'd have to be sent back, costing the pizza shop a ton of money and product for other customers. Cute idea, but it would never work. Love you, Charlotte!!!
“Cute” idea, it would be pretty chaotic 😂
As a person who drinks probably a little too much coca-cola, that one revenge story is just....diabolical. Excellent petty revenge 👍
I did something similar to a single can, but I sucked all the cola from the can and then submerged it to fill it with tap water.
@@thirdspacemaker9141 that is pure evil.....i approve 😈😂
That would have definitely hurt my feelings 😂😂😂
Both pizza chains I worked at, it was protocol to take the payment of any order over $50 on the phone while placing the order so that we didn't have to waste food
I had a coworker I detested. Every time I passed a newsstand, i picked up the subscription cards that fell out of magazines and would shake magazines to collect more. I filled them out with his address and his second full time job involved having to cancel every magazine that showed up.
With an ex, I went to Scientology's website, completed their personality test in his name and ordered the "Dianetics" book to be sent to his home. No matter how well rounded you are, Scientology will tell you that you are a mess and that only they have the technology to fix you once you buy a few (dozen) classes and undergo auditing (at $300 an hour). Once you get on Scientology's mailing list, you will never get off. You can move, change your phone number and even change your name, but they will still find you. They have the world's best skip tracing software. 😅😅😅
with the keys, my initial thought of what they were doing wasn't making copies of his keys, but making key chains that were identical to his so he'd end up locking himself out of his house/living space.
I worked for a lady who was a B. I realized from the start how awful she was, and I started collecting the cards from inside magazines to sign up for a subscription. I had a lot of friends who traveled worldwide for work and they would scour magazine racks in airports and magazine racks in foreign cities and grab the subscription cards. We collected hundreds of magazine subscription cards for magazines as “timid” as better homes and gardens, all the way to erotic magazines. I had a party one night and we all filled out those cards with her name and home address. I quit my job and over the course of a year, I would periodically mail in those cards to the companies. I only wish I could have seen the aftermath 😂😂😂
This is a Federal Offense if it was in the US.
That's the absolute best thing I ever heard hahaha
why is timid in quotes? this can't happen because the subscription wouldn't be paid for, unless you paid it.
@@susanday5640 how? cuz i doubt it.
GENIUS
Love your “Oh detectives are you here to investigate my dear deceased husband’s unfortunate demise?” Coat
Three pretty girls friends and I were having lunch in a fancy restaurant and we were laughing our heads off when a guy in a suit came over and said that he 'knew' what we were laughing at ! We batted our eyelashes and said 'what?', he replied 'men' ! We all said 'oh that's so creepy how clever you are' and he went off feeling great about himself. We were actually talking about chocolate and what lengths we sometimes went to have some.
I would have laughed and told him, "Now we are!" I have no mercy when people confront me with presumptions that are flat out wrong, lmao
I love the last one ("wake up, it's 5 am") 😂
Manager at a popular pizza chain here. Also, former delivery driver. If we received an order like that, it would need an advance notice so like 1 or 2 days minimum. We dont have that much food stocked. Anyway, if the order is not a credit card, we can bring the order to them but if they refuse to pay we just bring it back for the crew to enjoy. So you maybe get a few minutes of annoyance but i wouldnt say its good.
Pettiest thing I ever did after a break up was that I took the spicy toys my ex and I had (think BDSM type stuff) and put it in one of those christmas popcorn cans and left it in the center of his closet. He lived with his parents still and his mom went into his room looking for some of her sewsing stuff, which you guessed it, was also in one of those christmas popcorn cans. She picked it up, opened it and had spicy toys in it, needless to say; he had to explain why he had those things in his room.
"and now we're married and having a baby"...I choked laughing!! so funny. You know every single couple has a "beginnings story" that rivals hers. However, the glitter is next-level stuff. Glitter needs to be banned by the government, I had a Christmas cocktail party one year and of course a lot of people wore/brought glitter because y'know, Christmas and glitter is everywhere. I was being annoyed by Christmas themed glitter clear into the next Hallowe'en. The stuff is a menace to society. Her story made me laugh hard though, the Edward-from-Twilight pictures was amazing. I think for today, everytime my boss messages me, I'm going to reply with a photo of Edward Cullen. (she has an amazing sense of humor, so this should be fun)
6:20: “Is it cuz we’re crazy??” Charlotte says, while wearing the a fluff-trimmed top that screams just-shot-my-husband-in-his-bed
The best thing you can do after a break up is be happy. That will drive them mad more than ANY petty revenge! Another thing that will do their head in especially if they are a narcissist is DON’T emotionally respond in ANY form and just respond cold with yeps and OKs that will honestly drive them MAD!!!!!
When my ex and I broke up, he took all of my perfectly seasoned, cast iron skillets and the Dutch oven. I COULD NOT make him bring them back, he just kept saying, "You will not cook for anyone else in these pans." I was FURIOUS. I had to start over twice, in love and in cooking.
My favourite petty moment. I was starting the divorce proceedings with my wife. She moved out and moved in with her family. One day I got a notification that she transferred a hundreds of dollars to herself from my PayPal. I assume she didn't know it would show me the recipient. I called her and she denied it. So, I worked up tears and called her family. They were already angry with her that we were splitting due to her infidelity. I played a concerned victim, saying that I was worried about the type of person she was becoming and to please find her help because I loved her so much and just wanted the best for her. She called me later upset because her family said they no longer trusted her and wanted her yo find somewhere else to live. Sorry not sorry.
Bro did you get your money back?! I hope you did x
@Hannah McGarry filed a dispute. Luckily neither of us had changed our last names when we got married so they didn't match, and I had never filed a dispute before, so it was reversed within days.
I mean she shouldn't have taken your money but to be proud of making someone homeless and put a rift between them and their family is seriously sick in the head, not petty. She probably cheated on you because you're a controlling, manipulative narcissist.
@Kelley Greengrass lol nah, she then stole my car and I had to fight for a year to get it back. She cheated because she said she was "bored" that I was always working and she couldn't hold down a job for over a month, so she had nothing to do during the day. Good try though!
Charlotte, I think you might be just a little bit 🤏 of the drama, lol. The pettiest thing that I've ever done was something that I did years ago when I was living in Victoria, BC. We lived less than a block from the Dallas street waterfront, so many people walked past our house everyday. There was one woman who always let her dog crap on our lawn and I could never catch her. So one day I got up early and dressed and I waited by my window for her and sure enough, she appeared at her more or less regular time. I watched and waited for the sweet little dog to do its thing, and for them to walk away, I then ran out the door, scooped up the poop with the small doubled trash bag in my hand, and took off running after her.
Louise: "Ma'am, hello Ma'am" Dog Poo Lady: *turns "Yes?" Louise: "I saw you drop this." *thrust bag into her hand, and turns to go home "Cute dog!"
Dog Poo Lady: *Shocked Pikachu Face. It's not the pettiest of revenges, but it was effective, she didn't just stop letting her dog crap on our our lawn without cleaning it up ever again, she never walked on our side of the road again. 😁
@@Cynophileandavianenthusiast , Thank-you, thank-you very much! 😁
When I was in highschool I had an abusive boyfriend. When we finally split he still tried to control me, so I decided to take over his social media. I would change his bio quotes just slightly, misspell things, change the Bible verses, small things that made him look unintelligent but without being obvious that he was being hacked. Took him months to figure it out and the whole time he was so mad 😂
I dated a woman for eight months. For the first three months it was great. We lived a street away from each other, were both out of work and spent our time together, looking for jobs, cooking poverty recipes and being raunchy little fuck bunnies like every new couple. Then things changed. We both got jobs and we moved into a larger house together to save money on renting two houses. I worked 6pm to 2am, four nights a week as a bouncer, she worked 6am to noon as a cleaner in a pharmacy and a couple of evening shifts at weekends as a bartender.
I got bushwhacked with new job flu. The change in sleep schedules, activity cycles and excercise just hit me like a train. Not to mention being in a packed public venue getting groped, hugged and kissed by a bunch of drunken women (and a few guys too). I was picking up every virus and bacteria in town. Id get home around 3 am and eat food my gf had left for me, and Id be out for the night and into the morning sleeping until 10-12 am. Given I normally have six to seven hours a night without my insomnia and four when it acts up, sleeping for eight to nine hours was a hard change. Not to mention that, for some reason, I would just get crazy 'intimate excitation' a few hours before work and end up having crazy sex then scrambling for a shower before work. I was almost priaptic for the first hour or two at work which was embarrassing as all hell.
I began to feel really ill. Rushing in my ears, heart palpitations, anxiety spikes that my medications used to control were now crazy as hell. I was having incontinence issues, embarrassing genital rashes and pain as well as tightness in my arms.
I was a wreck, but I pushed on, telling myself I would acclimatise to the new routine soon enough.
Then I had an 'attack' at work. I was patrolling the different rooms in the club and trying to hide my erection when some woman grabbed it. She immediately started screaming to her friends to come look and my anxiety went through the roof. I collapsed, blacked out and woke up being loaded into the back of an ambulance.
I spent the weekend in hospital under supervision. The doctors got up in my face accusing me of having taken a bunch of drugs which was insane. I am on antidepressants and anxiety meds. They are difficult enough to balance with the side effects never mind mixing in unprescribed recreationals.
Just as I was waiting to be discharged I got a visitor from one of my GFs work mates. They were real friends since school but never close until they started working together. I'd met her fewer times than I could count on one hand. She was nervous as hell and gave me her phone and told me to read the text history with my GF.
She had been joking about me being in hospital to her girlfriends. 'I think I overdosed my fella this time! He's in hospital with viagra dick, such a waste...' and 'if he doesnt get out soon I'm gonna have to finder some loaner dick. Any suggestions?'.
So yeah. She'd been lacing my food with sleeping pills to stop me waking her up for sex when I got home from work, and then spiking my lunch wiith viagra on an afternoon so that I could 'do my duty' before going to work. Sometimes she would double them up to knock me out but make me hard enough to 'use'.
She stole these supplies from work by sneaking out of date stock, switching them for fresh stock, not only endangering my health but also giving other customers of the pharmacy expired drugs.
So the petty revenge... for four months or so she had fucked up my heart, kidneys and liver. Drugged me, manipulated me and raped me in my sleep. So dumping her, having her arrested and losing her job was not petty at all in my opinion. I think that was expected and totally acceptable.
The petty part was that I became friends with the friend who ratted her out, started dating her, moved her in to the house my ex's name was still on the lease for and then, in the bed my ex had paid for, on her prized Egyptian cotton sheets, on all my ex's favourite clothes and wigs, we had the sweatiest, dirtiest and oiliest sex we could muster. We bagged it all up in vacuum bags while it was still moist and put them in boxes under the stairs. We used her prized 'vintage' Prada bag as a used condom receptical (we did NOT knot the condoms closed) until it was half full. We would have done more, but the smell was getting bad and the bag was attracting flies. We fucked on everything of hers we could work out how to and then packed it all up to be sent her Dad to put in storage. We also included over a hundred photos taken with her 'vintage' Polaroid camera (we used all her paper) of us doing all this revenge.
We even tried to seduce her lady crush for a threesome (my ex's bucket list number 1) but she wasn't into the idea, but DID let us paint '****** is a crazy rapist bitch!' Across her chest and stomach, for a Polaroid.
On the date of my ex's sentencing, I proposed to my new girlfriend. We sent her an uninvite to the engagement party.
She served seven years of a twelve year sentence and got parole in Feb 2020... and caught Covid a month later. That bit is less petty, more karma, but I enjoyed it enough to qualify it by my response.
Whilst the engagement didnt work out and my good ex and I broke up, we're still great friends and hang out together.
My bad ex is currently back in prison facing more charges for drug offences and stalking her ex lawyer.
Oh, and she got to pay a massive fine at the storage place when she collected her stuff because of the smell that Im pretty certain was our fault. There was mold. Lots of mold.
Hole. Lee. Cow. Greatest revenge story I ever heard! AND you're my name twin. Best revenge I ever got was on my first "soul mate" love who I found out was a cheating con artist who used all his women to help pay his way through life, and that often times when he borrowed money from me, he was using it to buy gifts for other women. I also found out that he had been pimping himself out to men for drugs. Every day for two weeks I made a new horrific discovery about this man that I had been naively devoted to for three years. That level of betrayal absolutely devastated me at such a young age and I never fully recovered. But anyway, in a genuine moment once, he confided that the only thing he ever truly yearned for was to have a child (his own mother constantly reminded him that she was "this close" to aborting him, hence I'm sure this is where his hatred for women stemmed from). A few years after he broke my heart, he contacted me when MySpace first came out, but I knew one of his old alias names (from that two week discovery span) and looked it up. His other profile described his real self: a devious sociopath, a wolf in sheep's clothing who enjoyed destroying the trust of young women. I kid you not, he even described how much pleasure he got out of watching his most recent ex-girlfriend's face when she caught him with another man. The profile that he contacted me from portrayed himself as a normal, great guy. The whole thing literally made me sick, I actually threw up. But I figured I'd been handed a rare opportunity so I took it: I told him he'd gotten me pregnant right before we broke up and I'd had his child, a daughter with big green eyes just like him. He was so excited. We made a plan to meet up so he could meet the child he'd always wished for. Of course I never showed up and for me, that was the revenge; I assumed this fool put it together as to why I never posted pics with a kid or why I always had an excuse when he asked me to send pictures of her. But then 8 years after that, I finally got with technology and downloaded my Facebook on my phone and that's when I noticed I had a bunch of unread messages, and he was one of them. I opened it and...it was 8 years worth of him desperately begging to meet his daughter! In the beginning it was him saying things like he'd crawl on his knees and grovel at my feet to have his daughter in his life, then he wondered how come I never post pictures of her, then he thought I didn't post pictures of her as a way to torture him and threatened to call CPS for keeping his daughter from him, and then the very last one was his realization that there never was a daughter...So...unbeknownst to me, for all those years he felt a deep loss, yearning for that unconditional love that he thought only his child could bring him, only to realize in the end that he had been betrayed by someone that he'd never guess could play such a dirty trick on him. Karma man, it's a bitch.
She cut the crotch out of all his pants and he lives in the Yukon 😂😂 he wouldn't have been able to get new ones very quickly AT ALL. Genius.
Getting someone deported isn’t quirky or petty it’s straight up evil
Hope the karma gets to her
but what if they were like truly evil though, like not just for breaking up with someone but like cheated, disrespected you, manipulated you and kicked your dog
@@abigaelrarts2257 unless he’s trying to kill you or something equally as extreme I think getting someone deported is crossing an unspoken boundary. You can get back at someone and be petty in a lot of ways. Get creative. The girl who did this was pathetic
@@Berry8lunnt Abusers who show no remorse deserve it.
@@abigaelrarts2257 if they kicked your dog (and the dog wasn't attacking) then I say go for it. No animal abusers here, plz
She couldn't have gotten him deported if he was here legally and had his documentation in order.
Hey Charlotte 👋 love spending my lunch watching you. Makes my day a little better. Have a great day everyone🤗
You also. 😁👍🏽
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Have a great day too.😊
I do the same thing! She usually releases a video around my lunch time.
Thank you! You too!
These are all brilliant! Duly noted for any fool that breaks one of our daughters hearts. Hubby won’t let me pew-pew them, something about the law…blah, blah, blah! 😂😂😂 I did get rather upset at something my husband did and moved our beds apart (two twins, separate remotes for each bed) just enough for him to roll into the Grand Canyon! It was FABULOUS! He was struggling and flailing about, I still laugh at that!
Petty and bridezilla videos are always my faves ❤😂
It's the "wake up it's 5AM" for me😂😂😂
My petty move with my ex husband was I destroyed/ threw our all his "trophys" from previous girls, and took all his change rolled it up and took it to the bank. ( he had my bank card from our joint account I was "allowed" 200 a month and I made about 3 to 4 grand a month) so I figured it was only fair. As that was only a fraction of what he took and put me through. Oh and I made him wait a year before we could be divorced and I refused to change my last name unless he paid for it, he tried to fuck around and he found out. I had a lawyer on prepaid legal so I was only paying 25 a month where it was a couple grand for him, he tried to get back the money that he gave me as a "severance" and I had a legal document saying it was a gift free and clear, then gave my lawyer a list of all the things that we acquired in our marriage along with the RRSP and investments my lawyer was howling with laugher, I said he could tuck tail and fuck off or we would be splitting everything, and he would lose it all. Haven't heard from him since and it's been 13 ish years 😁
If someone says they didn't order a pizza it gets canceled and brought back to the store to be thrown in the trash.
We can't even give them to homeless people so shit like this is BEYOND annoying.
It also drives up the cost of food which means higher prices for everyone else.
4:24, that was one hell of a plot twist!
The guy who wrote untrue things to his friend about the bedroom activities likely has no idea what he did wrong. That will haunt him forever.
The pizza one is really unkind. Most pizza franchises are owned by individuals and they run on really tight margins. Pretty messed up to make a victim of someone who had nothing to do with the cheating ex.
When you are married the level of petty just hits a whole new level. I once hid all my husbands socks across our house cuz he would just leave them everywhere and spoiler he never did it again after that. He has also hidden my keys in the fridge before as payback for making him upset. We have been married for 8 years lol
That's hilarious. It really is different. I sometimes don't flip the shirts from being inside-out, and I just fold them as they are and put them in the dresser so he'll have to do it himself. He likes to hide things, like my kindle or my phone. We have also been jump scaring each other every time one of us is in the shower for the last ten years. 😂
Edit: I'd say the most annoying is being mid-yawn and getting a finger in the mouth or having your nose poked. But we do that to each other every now and then too.
@@thatmeanpersononlineoffend9376 I must admit, I do the yawn finger, & it never gets old (for me).
@@thatmeanpersononlineoffend9376 LOL we poke each other pretty often and he tickles me all the time haha
The finger in the mouth mid-yawn is a classic that I do frequently 😂 now we both cover our mouths when we yawn, so really I just improved both our manners
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I love this series keep it coming, sister!
I love your videos! 😆 😆
Your channel has helped me so much in the last 7 months. I’m 39 & unexpectedly lost my husband Aug. 24th of 2022. ( It was a “ widow maker “ heart attack) There are so few things we didn’t do together, which has made learning how to live without him almost… impossibly unbearable. Not only that, but that trauma has made other traumas bubble to the surface again resulting in a state of perpetual severe PTSD, both conscious and unconscious. Super fun.
Your videos have made me laugh, sometimes to the point of tears 😆🤣😭 not easy to do these days!
You are so pretty, petty, kind and funny, I just love it ♥️
Thank you so much!
I look forward to seeing new ones in my suggestion bar 💜 🌻 😃 😆
Just wanted to let you know you are making a difference. My friends and a little humor have literally saved my life.
Omg I got all teary just typing that 🥺🤦♀️ 😆
Anyways, thank you so very much. I hope you and your loved ones are well and happy 🌻
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My condolences. 🫂 hugs
Holy shit. Getting someone DEPORTED because they DUMPED you is sooooooo unbelievably f*cked up, what the hell. That just brought my entire mood down lol.
My ex “potential man” said I was too good for him to play around with so he left when I told him to and I heard it from someone who isn’t even his friend said someone else told her and the conversation popped up out of nowhere unintentionally very randomly.. just glad to know that’s what he talks behind my back 🥹 so I consider myself lucky even though I’m single af rn 😂
I really admire the creativity of the petty revenge stories, I am inspired 😂
That last guy really needs to get a bed shaker alarm. His ex handled the petty so well!
Charlotte out here killing it in her villain arc outfit!!! ❤
The mini breakfast killed me 🤣
“Got him deported”
Ma’am….thats feral. YOURE FERAL.