Stephen Apologizes To Australia
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- Опубліковано 18 кві 2016
- After Johnny Depp and Amber Heard posted their heartfelt apology to Australia, Stephen realized there were a few things he needed to take responsibility for as well.
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I remember when we went to Australia...
We were asked if we had committed any felonies back home.
I was quite surprised, I wasn't aware that was still a requirement to get in.
Boom!
They welcome people with felonies, it's australia ffs
Passing off that old joke as your own, eh? Bold move.
+quizzlie ye gr8 b8 m8, spot on eh, a real wanker huh mate
Noice
I didn't think anyone knew our national anthem. You're a good bloke Colbert.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
+Steven James I thought it was Waltzing Matilda.
+理想の世界 I dont think he was making fun of them at all! He was just reeeeally high.
+理想の世界 It's amusing, people might share it. It's not about pride or ego, it's about spreading awareness that you declare your shit when you enter Australia. That video is the best practical way to do it.
+Ruby Doobie apologizing matilda.
Ahh, at least we Aussies can have a laugh at this.... and ourselves.
If you desecrated the American Nation Anthem like that.... they would lose their shit and start plotting an invasion.
Exactly
+firecrakka We are already plotting an invasion. We will first take over your capital city, Sydney, and then figure out what the hell Vegemite is made of before getting bored and leaving and returning to Kardashiana.
So true
Ammobucket
Geography Stereotype.... Check!
+Ammobucket @our capital city is Canberra.
I am offensive and I find this Australian.
+Sem Fark off KARNT
im a lol and I say aussie.
As a racist I truly feel this is Australian
tim rawson even for me there's too much autism :\
>o
As an Australian I accept your truly, from the heart, apology. I am also pretty disappointed that with all the taxes we pay - we couldn't get any decent actors for the new Biosecurity Ad?
👏🏻.........👏🏻.........👏🏻..........
At the end of the video they should of put "Authorized by the Australian Government Canberra"
Well said. Hey those new skin cancer ads are pretty sweet and stoner sloth is a boss so you know they had to save somewhere 😂😜
+Jackson Tippett They could have even done better by mistakenly calling Sydney the Australian capital.
Wodja weleased if they did call Sydney the capital we would laugh at them.
Am I the only one that didn't find this that funny?
+ScotiaAndrew7 Yes.
very likely
If your an Australian like me learn to laugh about youself
Yes
+ScotiaAndrew7 I thought it was a pretty weak bit as well
Stephen absolutely nailed the Johnny Depp look. LMFAO
Treebeard FIRST TIME seeing this,and I was in floods of tears when I SC as JD....I howled with laughter!!!!😂😭😂😭
It’s not funny anymore after we heard what really was happening behind the scenes
Lol he really didn't
nice to see Johnny with his daughter.
😹😹😹
+Ben Richards or granddaughter.....so sad
+onyachamp interesting. in what sense is he?
he was 32 when she was born.
+onyachamp So what? Good for him.
I'm in love with Stephen's fake wife/not wife.
name?
she bites
+OrcoDevelopment Girls Name is Elsa Jean .. Google to Find out more of her pics ....
+Damn_Robotz_2 she is not a porn star. tard
lol pranked yaaa
"He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich" LMAO
That's a line from the song, "Down Under" by Men At Work.
*I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER!*
the joke was on Depp and Heard, not Australians
"Further, I bite." But do you rage-poop the bed?
Amber Turd: Rage Pooper
who is that girl....
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TheSlick44y that doesn't answer my question you delicious smart ass
+Grey Mountain Carey Mulligan's doppelganger.
+Grey Mountain Amber Heard.
+Grey Mountain I would also be pleased to know the identity of the young lass. *tips monocle
When he said "the AUSSIES let them off" I nearly died of laughter his accent is hilarious
+vince noir You're so butthurt over nothing, poor sensitive widdle American. What a fucking clown, not too bright either. Ironically you're telling us Americans don't care about these things, yet here you are, flying off the handle like a fucking child over someone not even mocking your shitty accents, just finding amusement in them. This kind of pathetic "we don't care, but Im going to get unbelievably salty about it" irony seems to be particular to Americans, I see it so often. Pack of projecting halfwits.
You're a joke, and an embarrassment to your nation. Why is it that all the retarded Americans are the only ones from your miserable country that seem to have internet access? Is it like a quota thing, gotta meet a certain percentage of stupidity you export to the rest of the world? Who knows.
+vince noir yeh no... sometimes words are pronounced differently to how they're spelt mate
Ikr I cringed at the pronunciation
coelacanth
Cringing is no big deal either, bud. Cool your jets.
It sounds like Arseys
I seriously don't know what's the problem. Sure, the government went to far by threatening to euthanise their dogs, but then again, you have to abide by the laws of the country you are staying in. Both Australia and NZ have really strict quarantine laws, about food, plant products, animal products etc. Ever wonder why Australia is completely free of rabies? Because of Quarantine.
I'm actually glad that Johnny and Amber were held accountable because it shows that even celebrities must follow the law. It would've looked even worse if the government cut them some slack just because they're celebrities.
If you go to a different country, you abide by their laws, simple.
I completely agree 👌🏼
Agree 100%. There was a big hurrah back when some A list actress bought an apple to NZ and everyone was saying that NZ customs over reacted but I thought they reacted correctly. All it takes is one little harmless Apple to being a pest into the country that would cripple the countries fruit and farming industry.
+Rita Moore also marsupial's higher resistance to rabies also helps. there probably was never much rabies there in the first place.
+Deep Taste Don't you think that Depp and Heard paid the necessary fines?
+The Junks -_- Of course euthanising the dogs would have gone too far. It was only because Depp and Heard did not attempt to comply with the rules even when they were found out, thus the threat of euthanising their dogs was made.
JUSTICE FOR JOHNNY!
he just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwhich
girl yes
From the land down under
+Sancho Panza Where women glow and men plunder.
And chunder :D
I'm offensive and I find this video Australian.
Also, that girl is beautiful. Need her name...for..ermm...research purposes...
+Sushant Thapaliya careful, science bites.
+Sushant Thapaliya amber heard, and congratz because there are lots of materials worth researching for :)
+Sushant Thapaliya I'm offensive and Australian also... but I can't be offensive to you or Col-Bert cos I find it Australian too lol. Self-denigration is what we do, so when people take offence we just laugh in their faces for being pussies, even if they're Aussies too. Can't touch this... :P
I'm surprised he got the national anthem right. Most people don't know the Australian national anthem.
It wasnt the anthem dipshit
***** Someone doesn't know how to take a joke.
+Sanic Hegehog welcome to australia.
You have to sing it with a slack jaw & not much to say.
Claystead: I'm a Skippy and I find your comment... actually, yep That's kinda accurate. Pretty...disturbingly...accurate. Yep *sigh*
Oh the difference 6yrs makes...
stephen made it awesome with that johnny depp eyes
that girl is hotter then amber heard, yeah thats right I said it
One unvaccinated animal or plant, bought in to Australia could upset our whole unique array of Australian flora and fauna. We do not have the open border diseases and viruses on our island that most countries do. We want to keep it that way.
don't even bother mate, reason is out the window with the issue at hand. I think Depps reaction was fair because Joyces or whatever Mp's reaction re: putting the dogs down was ott. That said...I don't care who you are, don't fk with our quarantine laws, they are there for a reason. I am almost a little bit pissed at Depp for this. Whatevs I guess.
"We want to keep it that way." & thanks to Depp, the whole world knows that & we get to - without spending a cent of taxpayer dollars on ad campaigns :) This was an awesome gift horse/dog
Johnny depp probably regrets ever meeting this terrible woman
Yea he even covered up tattoos he had of her and changed what he had her nickname tattoo as to “scum” and now “scam” 😬
My heart was warmed by that beautiful performance of our National Anthem. A solitary tear rolled down my cheek.
I'm still not 100% sure that is Johnny Depp
Stephen looks more like Johnny Depp than Johnny Depp
That was Captain Jack Sparrow in Jonny Depp clothes 😈
It might be... Wasted Bono?
Lol it was literally amber who smuggled them not Johnny at all lol
AUSSIE IS PRONOUNCED OZZIE NOT OSSAY
Indeed. But then Yanks are hopeless at most everything, including pronunciations.
Australia Apology is Depp's 3rd best rated movie on Rotten Tomatoes
Ok so while you're there apologizing to Australia for dogs how about Israel apologizes to Palestine for everything
um
The very fact that Jews draw breath enough to speak is offensive to so-called "Palestinians."
+SpungeBawb The fact that so many Palestinians blame Israel for everything is the reason why they don't deserve an apology and will always remain stuck in the stone age.
+DrCruel >so called "Palestinians"
>had the country for centuries before being invaded and thrown out
JIDF pls
+Chris C its a little hard to get out of the stone age when isreal destroys its schools and hospitals -,-
As an Australian, I was touched and moved by that stirring rendition of our National anthem. The heartfelt apology brought me to tears and I wept for your troubles. Next time you visit, please feel free to bring some weed seeds and plant cuttings to feed your feral hogs, Niles and Frazier. I know how much they mean to you as serviceable animals, or as mobile meals .
"Also i bite" well that did not age well
I'm from Australia and this is bullshit. You have to have a blue and red feather attached to your hat when you play advance Australia fair on the didgeridoo. Clearly no feathers here. I am sick of people from the USA disrespecting us.
That Depp impression was pretty fucking good
"Also, I bite"..... i DIED 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
that's the best acting Johnny drop has ever done.
Colbert's parody of Johnny Depp is so acurate it almost hurts.
I live in Australia I have no idea what blooming onions are
+wick bob They're deep fried onions. Blooming is American slang for fried.
Whoa! 2,758 dislikes?! Oh wait, it's the Aussies liking the video. Right, carry on- got me there fore a second.
I'd roast you but your name does that to yourself
Nice one, both of ya ^^
"Also, I bite." I believe it.
She also 💩 in the bed.
Stephen you are welcome here anytime mate
I'm pretty sure Stephen just did this so he could play with his didgeridoo on TV again.
If that’s not a good reason, I don’t know what is.
Well, he should really do that in private, I think.
"Australian's are just as unique, both warm and erect..." 0:59
Particularly erect.
They will tell you very firmly
Man. She's good. Kept a straight face even when Stephen was about to lose it.
What is her name?
If Australia jailed Johnny Depp I'm sure Orlando Bloom would break him out
If the authority further investigated, they'd jail Amber Heard. Not Johnny Depp. Je was simply there, forced to apologise to clear her name
"Two hogs... Niles and Frasier." Haha! That reference seemed to slip by people.
Can you explain please?
Amber did this not johnny
Poor Johnny
she FALSIFIED documents trying to get her dogs in the country, I know it doesn't sound like much, but you or I would be in jail right now.
+Chris Ceren Its not like the next SARS is gonna announce itself, that's why you need papers for the dog.
+justin case *chris crocker voice* leave johnny alone!!!!
+Chris Ceren but my dog would?the law is the law rich or poor
+justin case the law should be the same if your rich or poor imo
john doe
yep....it sure must be nice to be rich AND famous
Does anyone else find it hilarious that Johnny Depp and Wife thought they were over the system and get forced to make a dumb embarressing video? Everyone else needs to declare, they skate by without 10 years (which is pretty absurd amount tbh). But Australias ecosystem is fragile and definitely knows the effects of invasive foreign species
+S986S I find hilarious that Depp was mocking the fact in all the talk shows, with hosts agreeing with him like Kimmel, and now he had to do this. Rich people and their arrogance...
+S986S You mean like the degenerate British people that invaded it and ruined its "fragile" ecosystem? :)
+S986S Yep what an arse. If you going to make the video -- MAKE IT PROPERLY! The video, as produced is sh*&te, the notion that people as knowledgable about film production, cinematography, staging and make-up ***somehow**** couldn't do any better is a farce.
I was going to make a joke about that originally but decided not to. Frogs cone to mind initially, they presented very very real problems that Im confident Australia would have necer expected
Fast-forward: It is now 6 years later, 2022. Depp and Heard had acrimoniously divorced in 2016, not long after this trip, and Heard was awarded $7million. Then, in 2022 Depp won a defamation suit resulting in Heard owing him $8+ million. Now American govt entities are allegedly working with Australian govt entities to bring Heard to justice for her perjury in this matter. In the defamation trial it came out in witness testimony she had forced staff to lie and take the blame for this matter, even threatening one staff member, "Hope nothing happens to your job" if he didn't comply with her wishes.
Heard may in fact end up serving a sentence in Australia for this, if even just community service in some form. But more seriously, she may get in trouble with the Australian govt for glassing, as it was also brought to light during the trial that at some point in this visit Heard threw heavy vodka bottles at Depp, one of which allegedly shattered and severed his fingertip, which was surgically reattached.
She is also under investigation in the UK for lying under oath there, too.
Her lies and violent behavior have caught up with her.
Fuckn hilarious, love from South Australia
As an Aussie, I rate this 8/8 m8! Great video!
You are forgiven Colbert.
Colbert does a great Depp impersonation..sounds just like him! This was funny as hell to those who saw the original😂😂😂
It's funny how everyone thinks we love blooming onions, I'm an Australian and have never seen one in my life..
+SG Vizion cool story bro
I looked up the recipe once. It seems like with most recipes from the US you need giant vegetables, and then deep fry the shit out of them till whatever nutritional value they once had is gone.
#justiceforJohnny❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
That girl is gorgeous *deep sigh*
This didn't age well
why is stephen's depp so fricking on point
I'm Aussie/American and I live in Australia. Plenty of Aussie TV takes the piss out of America and Americans, so anyone offended by this needs to have a cuppa and nap. Chill out.
Thankyou, Robert. You clearly have the best of both nationalities :)
As an Aussie I found this hilarious!
They could've at least been sober for the apology.
They're just taking part in Australian custom. It's called respect for the culture.
You do realise JD had an infection from a smashed finger, and the dog thing wasn't even his doing?
I'd have sent them to prison for 10 years with such a half-hearted apology and clear sense of entitlement.. Apparently if you're a celebrity you get away with breaking the law.
+Leon Stuij I get that it is against the law and with good cause. However getting sent to prison for it is ridiculous. Give them a fine and ban them from ever coming back. Problem solved.
D: better yet, just the fine. Maybe proportionate to income made in the offended country? Anything but that God-awful video...
what did you do?
Amber would have been sent to jail if further investigation was held.
Is that How Australia is strict law?
Actually, Depp and Heard's version was funnier.
Sorry Stephen communitychannel did a better job.
Yes
It's safe to say the video backfired. It's Depp's worst performance and also his best performance, depending on your point of view.
At this point he had a bad infection in his finger she'd smashed by throwing a bottle. And his marriage was definitely down the toilet. Little surprise he didn't have his heart in this apology - which wasn't even his apology to make!
Why are people forgetting the part about Amber Heard lying on legal documents? Who gives a flying fuck that their dogs were healthy, they lied on legal documents and laws are laws. If you broke them going into another country, you pay the price no matter if you're Johnny No Name or Johnny Has Been Depp and Amber I Married him for the Money Heard? Seriously. I'm with the Aussies. I used to love Johnny Depp, his poor ex Vanessa and her children having to deal with this, how embarrassing.
How the fuck do THEY have to deal with this?
Nathan T It cost them money dopey
Stella Apple
How? How does his ex have to pay?
Nathan T Oh I was talking about it costing the Aussie's money.
Stella Apple
Oh, yeah, they do.
Here after the Johnny Depp trial. Lol 💙
"Declare everything, when you enter Australia"... classic Sparrow.
She just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwhich
"They, they, they" it's her that smuggled the dogs, she was the one facing jail time. Keep JD out of her mess
As an Aussie I accept your apology
I dont
THATS A BLOOMING OUTRAGE THAT IS!
As an Australian I love this so much, what happened to our laid back culture of taking jokes so well? People need to chill and laugh.
rofl I was in tears can we love a laugh here in Australia
The unnamed actress (in the Colbert part) was also great - a perfect foil for Stephen's on-point impression. Amazing how she kept a straight face even when it looked like Stephen was going to crack.
Loved the Frasier reference
"I bite", welp... from the looks of it, not many in the comment section would complain :p
Hey stephen. One little mistake... "SHE" could have gone to jail for 10 years.. not "they".. and this was all about her ,not them both
Who's here during the trial for a comic relief break???
I thought this would be funnier but I was mildly offended
Stephen is so pleased that he found another use for the didgeridoo after his digital doo segment.
When I went to Australia, they asked me if I had a criminal record. I said, do I still need one to get in?
There is a bunch of politicians that are cackling amongst themselves that we actually made two famous Americans get on UA-cam and apologize to us.
Tate 01 you got a has-been
not a celebrity
Yes Tate. And that attitude is why we keep getting rid of Prime Ministers ;)
cj has-been or not, Depp is pretty fuckin famous and Heard isn't exactly on the "has-been" list yet...
Nobody likes Amber Heard she is Infamous not Famous
How is she keeping a straight face lol
Australia isn't an island. It's a continent
+Ritalin Popper srsly?
+Ritalin Popper An island continent?
+Ritalin Popper No, you're wrong. New Zealand, Fiji, Samoa, etc, all together make the continent. Australia its just a island of that continent.
+Diogo Faria New Zealand , Fiji Samoa etc aren't even on any continent you idiot! Did you even go to school?
+chileo1 With a thought process like that, Are you sure you were born with a working brain?
This is so disgusting if you know what amber did to Johnny…
Obviously he didn’t know just like no one else did. What’s the point of your comment
Seems Johnny makes his apologies like he makes his movies, half arsed.
+nick brennan he's drunk
@@dabidoe Actually, he's sitting there with a bad infection from his finger which she'd smashed with a bottle. Had to be hospitalised. She was an albatross round his neck big time.
this reminds me of when you pinch a girl in 2nd grade and you have to appologize
+alexis diaz Hahaha true
Do you come from a land down under?
Yes...
+MegaMitch I don't but I regularly meet strange ladies.
Where women fall and men plunder
+SadHipster can you hear can you hear that thunder?
+Sarah _ we never run we never take cover
As an Australian, You have my Forgiveness. HAHAHA Brilliant!
Poor Depp...!!!
To my fellow countrymen being offended, I suspect he may have been taking the mickey out of their apology (since it felt so forced and like they didn't really give a shite) rather than out of us (though maybe a little bit out of us). But I could be wrong.
+Christian Meredith This. American here: I didn't get any sense that he was mocking Australia. It was all about the [apparently] drug-induced Johnny Depp apology.
I know this comment was 4 years ago and I did laugh at it then. Have you heard what actually happened? It was revealed during The Sun and Depp trial that Johnny Depp had nothing to do with it but did the apology video and the dogs, he apologised to clear the situation. Allegedly, Amber Heard purposely brought the dogs knowingly well that it was illegal and after it was found out, threatened one of their employee to lie under oath for her, that it was his mistake with the documentation, which he claimed he got his attorney to retract after. He mentioned this when he testified on the UK trial.
@@jaydenball5644 correct
Nailed the anthem
"Australia a land of former British Degenerates ?!" As an Australian I demand another Apology Video !!!!!!!
+Alfa Won I thought you were proud of being the descendants of exiled british murderers and prostitutes? That's kinda badass.
Knight of Gascogne well yeah we are proud to be descendents of ex crims - guess so
speak for yourself Alfa Won. Lots of us aren't descended from convicts. Or the British...
@@KnightofGascogne People got arrested for stealing a loaf of bread, and the cops at the time were given bonuses for the number of people they arrested. The vast majority of those sent to Australia weren't actual criminals.
@@HappyLarry. It is true that during the Victorian era, the definition of a criminal was very wide and opened to interpretation. Not just in the UK. Remember that in "Les Miserables" Jean Valjean is sent to the penitenciary for the crime of stealing bread. Tough times. That doesn't contradict the fact that Australians themselves brag about descending from criminals and hookers. It's a joke from usually cool people with a sense of humor.
Now US must apologize to the whole world =[
that is too long acthankyou tour for obama, also trump is busy
As a Kiwi, this was satisfying as fuck.
+Anton Nzl your country is just as strict with national biohazard security, champion.
+Anton Nzl
Hi Kiwi - What is that massive chip shaped thing on your shoulder.
pippaknuckle When Aussies take the piss, its banter. When Kiwis take the piss, we have a chip on our shoulders. Typical lol
+Anton Nzl Settle down. It's ANZAC day shortly. "Brothers in Arms" (except when playing rugby or cricket or netball or any sport really).
Anton Nzl
Oh poor little Kiwis bullied again by that big brother that hardly notices you exist.
as a proud Australian, i am happy to have the piss taken out of us by Mr Stephen Colbert.
what did he do
+ur stupid
wait, what's your user name again......?
+justin case ur stupid
I'm a Non- Australian living in Australia and I still got offended
I know Ron. I can barely get fingers to keyboard to muster up this response
I've never seen our Australian anthem sung so eloquently. God bless Stephen Colbert. God bless Australia.