Sanders Sides INCORRECT QUOTES! - Vol. 3 | Thomas Sanders

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  • @ThomasSanders
    @ThomasSanders  3 місяці тому +1378

    Do you have any Incorrect Quotes you'd like me to recreate?? Comment with them down below!!!

    • @pixiecat4342
      @pixiecat4342 3 місяці тому +75

      Here's mine!
      Janus; I'm going to need a human skull but you can't ask why
      Remus; Only if you don't ask why
      Remus; *proceeds to pull out three pristine human skulls out of a bag* Choose one
      Janus; ......
      Remus; ......
      Janus; This one will do-

    • @trainlover123trainsrock
      @trainlover123trainsrock 3 місяці тому +51

      Patton: Why did the chicken cross the road?
      Logan: That doesn't make any sense-
      Patton: To get to the other side!
      Logan: *stutters* Why would a chicken need to cross a road?

    • @pixiecat4342
      @pixiecat4342 3 місяці тому +7

      @@trainlover123trainsrock I love that lmao

    • @TwixterQueen3
      @TwixterQueen3 3 місяці тому +55

      (Future Incorrect Quote)
      Remus: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
      Janus: How am I supposed to know?
      Virgil: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.
      Janus: *sighs*
      Janus: You wouldn't be trapped.

    • @XxShadowAnxceitxX
      @XxShadowAnxceitxX 3 місяці тому +56

      Patton: hey Virgil, are you wearing your running bottoms....and your old hoodie?
      Janus: Virgil are you going running?
      Virgil: *nods and walks off*
      Logan: have fun
      Janus: oh my God what's wrong with Virgil right now? Did something happen?
      Logan: Virgil is going for a run. If anything we should be asking what is right with him.
      Patton: he only goes running if he's upset, and he's wearing his sad hoodie, and from the looks of it it's been washed, which is bone chilling
      Logan: he's fine, everything's ok
      Roman: *running in* I JUST PASSED VIRGIL ON THE STREET, RUNNING!! ON PURPOSE!!! OH MY GOD
      Logan:....maybe I was wrong
      Roman: *opens the window*
      Roman: VIRGIL, ARE YOU OKAY??? I SEE YOU, AND I LOVE YOU!
      Logan: in my defense, no one here emotes in a normal way
      Janus: that's fair
      I changed it cuz I remembered this one sry😂

  • @melancholypowwer
    @melancholypowwer 3 місяці тому +1708

    Virgil poisoning Janus was so simple but had me cackling so hard 💀💀

    • @ThomasSanders
      @ThomasSanders  3 місяці тому +414

      I realllllly loved how that one turned out

    • @swordquillinc.5335
      @swordquillinc.5335 3 місяці тому +59

      You think that was strange? It was Janus tripping in the parking lot for me.

    • @Charlie_exe777
      @Charlie_exe777 3 місяці тому +38

      The sides gave him pain for his birthday

  • @shadowsnake5133
    @shadowsnake5133 3 місяці тому +3317

    Next time, just have Remus say something factual that's wholesome. No twist, no morbidness, just cat facts, because it'd mess with everyone. That's his sole reasoning.

    • @RaulDiaz-mp8ms
      @RaulDiaz-mp8ms 3 місяці тому +207

      Logan: Remus is being oddly wholesome.
      Virgil: I know, and it's giving everyone me vibes.

    • @emanuelrojas2
      @emanuelrojas2 3 місяці тому +158

      Remus: Awww look at the cutie~.
      *Alligator currently knawing his arm*
      Remus: Such a cutie little baby~.
      *Sides looking concern*

    • @koellekind
      @koellekind 3 місяці тому +12

      Ooh I like it.❤

    • @EyeSea4VseMoHajaEsAi
      @EyeSea4VseMoHajaEsAi 3 місяці тому +45

      Ooh, kind of along these lines…
      Remus: look, not to be homophobic, but boogers are honestly delicious.
      (Other sides looking appalled/horrified/grossed out)
      Remus (looking around in confusion and misreading everyone’s reactions while picking his nose) What, I said I wasn’t being homophobic

    • @kudniry2878
      @kudniry2878 3 місяці тому +7

      Y
      E
      S

  • @canonically47
    @canonically47 3 місяці тому +2266

    Virgil: You can't get everyone to like you, you're not Patton.
    Janus: Not everyone likes Patton.
    Virgil: Who doesn't?
    Janus, shrugging: I was just saying-
    Virgil, with a knife: No, tell me who doesn't. I need names.

    • @Hopeful_Gal
      @Hopeful_Gal 3 місяці тому +61

      W Virgil

    • @sal8413
      @sal8413 3 місяці тому +36

      OMG, YES!

    • @Tristansonic911
      @Tristansonic911 3 місяці тому +6

      1:06

    • @demongirl1019
      @demongirl1019 3 місяці тому +3

      I want to like this, but then I'll ruin the 666 🥲

    • @RaurXDberry
      @RaurXDberry 3 місяці тому +19

      Omg yes ! Then remus pops up behind virgil: I'll join to ! I love murder *evil giggle

  • @depressedgay427
    @depressedgay427 3 місяці тому +2081

    Logan: Go to sleep or you'll hate yourself in the morning! 
Virgil: I'll hate my self in the morning regardless.

  • @Bendy-ns6tv
    @Bendy-ns6tv 3 місяці тому +1450

    Virgil:you cannot blend in among other sides
    Janus:i lived among otters for a month
    Virgil:SIDES ARE NOT OTTERS
    Janus:exactly it will be even easier

    • @ThomasSanders
      @ThomasSanders  3 місяці тому +390

      This one made me laugh out loud

    • @Bendy-ns6tv
      @Bendy-ns6tv 3 місяці тому +73

      @@ThomasSanders doctor who references are funny what can I say and hope it's in the next one

    • @aaronthegremlin1271
      @aaronthegremlin1271 3 місяці тому +11

      DOCTOR WHO!!!

    • @StarredB0nes
      @StarredB0nes 3 місяці тому +7

      AHAHAGGGHH DOCTOR WHOO

    • @RaspberryRose51
      @RaspberryRose51 3 місяці тому +19

      "Docto who reference? Fantastic."
      -Logan

  • @corveniusmaximus
    @corveniusmaximus 3 місяці тому +545

    Roman: If watermelons exist, why don't earthmelons, firemelons and airmelons?
    Patton: The elemelons!
    Virgil: But everything changed when the firemelons attacked.

    • @kennethfajardo9102
      @kennethfajardo9102 3 місяці тому +16

      Remus: I AM MELON LORD, MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    • @KittyCatSoups
      @KittyCatSoups 3 місяці тому +9

      Avatar the last melon bender.
      Side note, don’t google bent water melon, they are weird.

    • @campbellblahblahsvlog7797
      @campbellblahblahsvlog7797 Місяць тому +4

      Thomas: *MY CABBAGES* (Said like the A:TLA cabbage guy, or how it was said in Tongue Twisted)

    • @localnowdc8654
      @localnowdc8654 2 дні тому

      Avatar: the last melon

  • @IzayahOodlesOfDoodles
    @IzayahOodlesOfDoodles 3 місяці тому +1053

    Remus: In my defense, I was unsupervised
    Logan: Wasn't Janus with you?
    Janus: In my defense, I was also unsupervised

    • @happydog0
      @happydog0 3 місяці тому +10

      Same

    • @josephschubert6561
      @josephschubert6561 3 місяці тому +18

      No more like
      Janus: "I was supposed to be supervising?"

    • @torazely
      @torazely 3 місяці тому +14

      Virgil: i need an adult
      Logan: you are an adult
      Virgil: i need an adultier adult

    • @user-ch3cc5cr9d
      @user-ch3cc5cr9d 3 місяці тому +3

      I feel like Janus would be drunk and say that 😂

  • @profdracko
    @profdracko 3 місяці тому +593

    Something about "I was a sock, once" said in such a grandiose way really sent me.

    • @Laura-ol5mt
      @Laura-ol5mt 3 місяці тому +24

      The fun part to me is that Virgil was a sock in his puppet form xD

    • @Enbypotat53
      @Enbypotat53 3 місяці тому +5

      REAL I STARTED CACKLING WHEN REMUS SAID THAT 😭😭

    • @chloenguyen6398
      @chloenguyen6398 3 місяці тому +1

      @@Enbypotat53That was my submission! I’m glad you liked it!

    • @Enbypotat53
      @Enbypotat53 3 місяці тому +1

      @@chloenguyen6398 you have a great sense of humour, haha!

    • @chloenguyen6398
      @chloenguyen6398 3 місяці тому

      @@Enbypotat53I got my submission from a Tumblr post, but thanks!

  • @randomnesswitheva6063
    @randomnesswitheva6063 3 місяці тому +488

    Roman: Time for plan G.
    Logan: Don't you mean plan B?
    Roman: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
    Thomas: What about plan D?
    Roman: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
    Patton: What about plan E?
    Roman: I'm hoping not to use it. Janus dies in plan E.
    Virgil: I like plan E.

    • @ziziJ1235
      @ziziJ1235 3 місяці тому +5

      Where is that from?

    • @rosiearmy
      @rosiearmy 3 місяці тому +15

      @@ziziJ1235 it’s from the first episode of a show called Leverage! (The 2008 version). It’s actually really good, lots of fun banter bits like this in it

    • @LoreCatan
      @LoreCatan 3 місяці тому +6

      Wonder what happened with Plan F lmao

    • @randomnesswitheva6063
      @randomnesswitheva6063 3 місяці тому +4

      @@LoreCatan Remus ate it

    • @happydog0
      @happydog0 3 місяці тому

      I'm helping with plan E

  • @SmartRascalStudios
    @SmartRascalStudios 3 місяці тому +1791

    Roman: Nothing can utterly mess up my handsomeness!
    Virgil: *ruffles up Roman’s hair viciously*
    Roman: …how dare you.

    • @abbycolquhoun7025
      @abbycolquhoun7025 3 місяці тому +15

      I LOVE THIS LMAO

    • @victoriasalazar4124
      @victoriasalazar4124 3 місяці тому +19

      Virgil: floofy hair 😊😊

    • @shroom_town2509
      @shroom_town2509 3 місяці тому +31

      I'm just imaging Roman staring at Virgil angrily after. While slowly pulling a hand mirror or something from his pocket, he slowly looks at himself and then boasts by saying, "AHA, see, I told you. I'm still handsome; now just more ruggedly so."
      (💀)

    • @Tristansonic911
      @Tristansonic911 3 місяці тому +2

      0:46

    • @elainedoesfandoms
      @elainedoesfandoms 3 місяці тому +6

      i can see the prinxiety.

  • @Eli.E.E
    @Eli.E.E 3 місяці тому +381

    Patton and Remus bonding over impasta was so cute ☺️

    • @hallonsylt6225
      @hallonsylt6225 3 місяці тому +18

      for real, they do need bonding

    • @akinanishikawa6193
      @akinanishikawa6193 3 місяці тому +18

      And the way Patton turned off the lights before telling the joke because Remus said he enjoys "dark humor"😂

  • @omnistar1607
    @omnistar1607 3 місяці тому +562

    “What if we bite each other and no one dies?”
    “That’s KINKY!”
    The fact that I would absolutely say that too I’m dying of laughter
    Thank for doing this Thomas, I love your channel and what you do sooo much!!

    • @ThomasSanders
      @ThomasSanders  3 місяці тому +161

      It's so much fun!!!

    • @Aghul
      @Aghul 3 місяці тому +12

      I legit yelled "that's kinky" at my screen before the video could xD

    • @readmachine18
      @readmachine18 3 місяці тому +1

      Lol, I literally said it out loud as they did cuz that's where my mind immediately goes 😂😂😂

    • @readmachine18
      @readmachine18 3 місяці тому +1

      @@Aghul Same! 😂

  • @virgilsweb
    @virgilsweb 3 місяці тому +1854

    If Virgil's on the thumbnail, I'm excited.

  • @KaraDaumueller-ez8sh
    @KaraDaumueller-ez8sh 3 місяці тому +393

    The poisonous/venomous bit is hilarious and I love the use of characters in that one.

    • @ThomasSanders
      @ThomasSanders  3 місяці тому +131

      I was so excited to recreate that one in particular, I thought it was perfect!

    • @Tristansonic911
      @Tristansonic911 3 місяці тому +6

      2:55

    • @Alex-Jas
      @Alex-Jas 2 місяці тому +4

      That's one of my favorite incorrect quotes!

  • @depressedgay427
    @depressedgay427 3 місяці тому +532

    Patton: Logan, I choose you! *throws Pokeball at Logan*
    Logan: *catching Pokeball without looking* you’re gonna need an Ultraball to catch this legendary Pokémon.
    Patton: *adorable squealing*

    • @marquis911
      @marquis911 3 місяці тому +26

      I think you should replace Logan with Roman with this one.

    • @victoriasalazar4124
      @victoriasalazar4124 3 місяці тому +46

      Patton: *throws another ball at roman*
      Roman: ow-

  • @Cavalry_art
    @Cavalry_art 3 місяці тому +212

    Logan, reading a book:
    Janus, drinking wine: ...its too quiet
    Logan: *closes book* youre right.
    Meanwhile-
    Roman: *screaming*
    Remus: *cackling*
    Virgil: *on fire* HELP ME YOU MOTHERFERS

    • @happydog0
      @happydog0 3 місяці тому +4

      Why is Virgle on fire 🔥 😂

    • @theJellyBeanies
      @theJellyBeanies 3 місяці тому +3

      @@happydog0 Remus XD

  • @Hopeful_Gal
    @Hopeful_Gal 3 місяці тому +704

    Patton: Virgil? You good kiddo?
    Virgil: Yeah, I just have this headache that comes and goes
    *Janus walks into the room*
    Virgil: AND it appears to be back, great.

  • @depressedgay427
    @depressedgay427 3 місяці тому +326

    Patton: Great job Virgil, here’s your sticker!
    Virgil:….what is this?
    Patton: It’s a kitty cat saying “Purr-fect”!
    Virgil: This is so dumb.
    Patton: Oh, ok I’ll take it back than-
    Virgil: *pulls away* Hey I earned this back off!

    • @ace-tris
      @ace-tris 3 місяці тому +1

      Oh I like this one 😂

    • @user-xz2ty5lg3i
      @user-xz2ty5lg3i 3 місяці тому +1

      I can see that. I can see that.

    • @rando_person2130
      @rando_person2130 3 місяці тому +2

      And it's a cat too lol. Perfect for Virgil.

    • @Eli.E.E
      @Eli.E.E 21 день тому

      Aww❤ this would be so cute

  • @dovey1916
    @dovey1916 3 місяці тому +134

    Virgil:what is worse than heartache?
    Janus: being out of wine
    Roman: realizing your the only snack left in the house
    *Janus and Virgil giving him the most intense side eye*

    • @DianeWinchester94
      @DianeWinchester94 3 місяці тому +3

      You could say that side I was criminally offensive😏 6:36

  • @queenofwulvz99
    @queenofwulvz99 3 місяці тому +332

    From Hazbin Hotel
    Patton: Welcome to the Mind Palace!
    Roman: *walks around all judgy* Yeah, uh huh, it's got a lot of character! Oh! What in the unholy hell is that?
    *Remus and his corner of horrors*
    Janus: Just some of the new renovations we've had. Adds a bit of color, don't you think?

    • @hewwo6941
      @hewwo6941 3 місяці тому +12

      YEEEES!!

    • @theJellyBeanies
      @theJellyBeanies 3 місяці тому +8

      Add. This. Please.

    • @SqueakyA5
      @SqueakyA5 2 місяці тому +5

      Here’s another one
      Virgil: *walks in the room looking more messed up than usual*
      Patton: what happened to you?
      Virgil: not what, who, and the answer? Everyone. *walks off screen*
      Patton: *confused*
      Virgil: *pops head back in frame* twice.

  • @ladyspookums
    @ladyspookums 3 місяці тому +264

    Virgil: I have an idea
    Logan: A good idea?
    Virgil: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

  • @Bendy-ns6tv
    @Bendy-ns6tv 3 місяці тому +572

    Janus:cant it wait i havent had my cup of apple blood yet
    Patton:don't you mean apple juice
    Janus:no

    • @SistersTape
      @SistersTape 3 місяці тому +18

      oooooh owl house! :D

    • @candyalchemist
      @candyalchemist 3 місяці тому +3

      Lmao that totally works for them

    • @user-my7vg8ql2l
      @user-my7vg8ql2l 3 місяці тому +8

      I feel the apple blood would be Remus, grape blood (wine) would be Janus but I love your idea

    • @DinoandGalaxy
      @DinoandGalaxy 3 місяці тому +2

      Owl house!

    • @tombstonerforever9374
      @tombstonerforever9374 3 місяці тому +1

      Remus is more likely to say that

  • @Icarus.or.Theseus9690
    @Icarus.or.Theseus9690 3 місяці тому +157

    Janus, writing in his diary: day 183. I'm stuck inside what appears to be the "Light realm", surrounded by creatures of all sorts of species, the likes of which I've never seen before. After months of thorough observation, I have concluded that-
    Virgil: *to the tune of final countdown*
    IT'S A MENTAL BREAKDOWN
    Roman: *off key kazoo*
    Janus:.
    Janus: -there is no intelligent life here.

    • @Lin612
      @Lin612 3 місяці тому +5

      This is quality 😂

    • @user-gu1rt6yl9x
      @user-gu1rt6yl9x 3 місяці тому +5

      Logan reading over his shoulder: Really, Janus?

    • @Eli.E.E
      @Eli.E.E 21 день тому

      I love this 😂

  • @nabilwabar6655
    @nabilwabar6655 3 місяці тому +250

    Virgil: You lying, cheating, piece of garbage! This isn't the man I married!
    Roman: Then we'll get divorced! AND I'M TAKING THE KIDS!
    Patton: I think we should stop playing now.

    • @kitty79er
      @kitty79er 3 місяці тому +13

      i love this

    • @goldenbunny7743
      @goldenbunny7743 3 місяці тому +16

      Make Patton be dressed as a baby

    • @kitty79er
      @kitty79er 3 місяці тому +2

      @@goldenbunny7743 omg yes

    • @scaleonkhan183
      @scaleonkhan183 3 місяці тому +1

      LMAO

    • @user-xz2ty5lg3i
      @user-xz2ty5lg3i 3 місяці тому +2

      I wanna like this but it's perfectly at 200 while I'm typing this 🥲

  • @XJXyoutube
    @XJXyoutube 3 місяці тому +49

    Janus: I don't think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.
    Remus: Manslaughter it is!

  • @Fynchfire
    @Fynchfire 3 місяці тому +86

    Remus: I have a plan.
    Janus: I have the hospital and Logan on speed dial.

  • @felixyaroch
    @felixyaroch 3 місяці тому +139

    Janus: Ugh, finally… *realizes he isn’t wearing his hat* Hey, who’s got my hat?
    Remus, wearing Janus’ hat: Look! I’m Janus! Who’s she, never heard of her!
    Janus, sarcastically: Aha, ha ha ha, give me that *snatches his hat*

  • @mcrkilljoy666
    @mcrkilljoy666 3 місяці тому +118

    Murderer: *Chasing Roman around the house.*
    Roman: ALEXA PLAY THE SCOOBY-DOO THEME SONG!
    Logan: *Facepalms.*

    • @happydog0
      @happydog0 3 місяці тому

      💀

    • @bloody_jaydee2405
      @bloody_jaydee2405 3 місяці тому +3

      I love how Logan's just there while Romans being chased by a murderer XD

    • @user-gu1rt6yl9x
      @user-gu1rt6yl9x 3 місяці тому

      @@bloody_jaydee2405 Logan hired Remus to murder Roman

    • @user-xz2ty5lg3i
      @user-xz2ty5lg3i 3 місяці тому

      LMAO! I'm dying!

  • @F1rst_m4ns_l4st_slvt
    @F1rst_m4ns_l4st_slvt 3 місяці тому +232

    NO WAY HE LISTENED TO A RANDOM PERSON ASKING FOR A JANUS FALL SCENE.

  • @mariamageras9393
    @mariamageras9393 3 місяці тому +113

    From Hazbin Hotel:
    Janus: “Well I guess that’s why Logan called it the Mindpalace haha”
    Roman: “it was actually MY idea haha”
    Janus: hahaha it’s not very clever!
    Roman: Ahahah f*ck you.

  • @whilenya4714
    @whilenya4714 3 місяці тому +131

    Janus: I am going to need you to swear-
    Remus: Fvck!
    Janus:
    Janus: …Swear as in PROMISE-
    (Great video btw, this was a lot of fun to see, and I loved that in the one where they said Janus tripped you actually showed that. That was hilarious.)

  • @k1tsk1
    @k1tsk1 3 місяці тому +56

    (Remus walking away from an aquarium dissapointed)
    Logan: Remus, what did you think a tiger shark was??

  • @apjtv2540
    @apjtv2540 3 місяці тому +230

    Here's my idea for an Incorrect Quote:
    Logan: Okay, you see the evil wizard approaching you. What do you do?
    Virgil: I roll to attack!
    Patton: I roll to defend!
    Roman: I roll to seduce!
    *rolls a nat 20*
    Logan:...why?

    • @user-ty7qv8up8d
      @user-ty7qv8up8d 3 місяці тому +12

      Romans Deffo a bard you can't change my mind-

    • @LoreCatan
      @LoreCatan 3 місяці тому +2

      Perception Check by Tom Cardy starts playing

    • @happydog0
      @happydog0 3 місяці тому

      ROMAN NOO

  • @Unovakid24
    @Unovakid24 3 місяці тому +113

    Roman: Logan, hack into their security cameras!
    Logan (sarcastically): oh sure, let me just boot up my "hack into every security camera in Florida app". *takes out phone and starts tapping* I'm sorry if that sounded like sarcasm it wasn't I am in.

    • @merpqueen
      @merpqueen 3 місяці тому +6

      YES, a rise quote!

    • @happydog0
      @happydog0 3 місяці тому +4

      Why is this so realistic

    • @kim_rhean9179
      @kim_rhean9179 3 місяці тому +3

      ROTTMNT MENTIONED

    • @CopyKitties
      @CopyKitties 3 місяці тому +4

      Logan is so Donatello it’s perfect

    • @Mice-sb9dz
      @Mice-sb9dz 3 місяці тому

      It saddens me that no one got this from the Young Justice animated series. It’s a convo between Robin and Artemis (I think)

  • @skylaralley2465
    @skylaralley2465 3 місяці тому +86

    I love in cannon Janus is the wine aunt, and in incorrect quotes he’s the only one with brain cells

  • @crossed.toxins
    @crossed.toxins 3 місяці тому +231

    Some more incorrect quotes:
    Remus: Are you listening to me?
    Roman: *nods*
    Remus: What did I just say?
    Roman: *nods*
    Remus: ...

    • @DeanPark2007
      @DeanPark2007 3 місяці тому +19

      I think I'd be funnier the other way but this is really funny already 😂😂

    • @merpqueen
      @merpqueen 3 місяці тому +3

      Switch em and *then* you have something

    • @talis2513
      @talis2513 3 місяці тому +3

      @@merpqueen Remus, afterwards: My "Ignoring dummies for dummies" book worked!

  • @acethelemon
    @acethelemon 3 місяці тому +104

    AHHH I LOVED THIS!!!!!! also Virgil was scarily relatable and idk how to feel about that
    ANYWAY i have an incorrect quote for you:
    Janus (drunk), holding two pieces of bread on Remus's face: "WHAT ARE YOU?!"
    Remus: AN IDIOT SANDWITCH!!

    • @ThomasSanders
      @ThomasSanders  3 місяці тому +36

      HA!

    • @RaspberryRose51
      @RaspberryRose51 3 місяці тому +13

      Alternative:
      Janus:"WHAT ARE YOU?!"
      Remus:"A total snack! Unlike him"
      Roman:
      Roman:"Really?"

    • @acethelemon
      @acethelemon 3 місяці тому +3

      @@RaspberryRose51 OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS!!!!!

    • @BrianHorton-fl8ez
      @BrianHorton-fl8ez 2 місяці тому +3

      @@RaspberryRose51
      Roman: “you know what remus? You’re right!”
      Remus: “wut-?”
      Roman: “I’m no snack, I’m the main course!”

  • @violetstorm8517
    @violetstorm8517 3 місяці тому +132

    "Thats kinky!!" Had me gasping for air. This was amazing and these really fitted them 😂
    Also happy birthday to our favorite snake Janus!!!!

  • @daisymae6
    @daisymae6 3 місяці тому +16

    Remus: What you need is faith!
    Roman: And what you need is a psychiatrist who enjoys a challenge

  • @angrytoaster647
    @angrytoaster647 3 місяці тому +51

    Patton:hey how do you ask a glass of water how it’s doing?
    Logan:a glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it’s incapable of having a thought process or understanding of basic human language
    Paton:…
    Patton:water you doing

  • @grandthanatos
    @grandthanatos 3 місяці тому +66

    I nearly died from laughing. And here's my quote:
    *Remus plays a prank on Roman*
    Roman (brandishing a sword): "As the old saying goes, if you poke the bear, you cannot complain when it decides to tango."
    Logan: "Nobody says that in any language."

  • @RavenGranger11
    @RavenGranger11 3 місяці тому +102

    1:50 I love how even Janus’ and Virgil’s hisses are distinct! Like Janus has a more forward placement by the teeth, mimicking a snake. And Virgil’s is further back in the throat, mimicking a cat. The details!💙

  • @Smok_Argus
    @Smok_Argus 3 місяці тому +23

    Janus: ... did you just refer to the knife as a people-opener?
    Remus, slightly confused: ... should I not have?
    Logan: What are you drinking?
    Janus: Just water.
    Virgil: I can clearly see it's a wine.
    Janus: ... oh wow, Jesus did it again!

  • @razz-a-mataz
    @razz-a-mataz 3 місяці тому +32

    (at some kind of coffee shop)
    Virgil: I'll take a big cup with 6 shots of espresso in it, nothing else.
    Roman: That sounds fun. Does it calm you down?
    Virgil: Not really.

  • @MonkeytheFander
    @MonkeytheFander 3 місяці тому +105

    Remus: “I’m a little quirky 😙”
    Me reacting to this: Same Remus. Same 😌

    • @Mapple318
      @Mapple318 3 місяці тому +3

      Did you also murder dozens? o.o

    • @MonkeytheFander
      @MonkeytheFander 3 місяці тому +3

      @@Mapple318 No, I have not. I’m not sure if anyone can match Remus’ kill count.

    • @Mapple318
      @Mapple318 3 місяці тому +4

      @@MonkeytheFander lol. Remus probably killed more than the most dangerous criminals in jail

    • @theJellyBeanies
      @theJellyBeanies 3 місяці тому +3

      This is why Remus is my favorite

  • @lilbasenji1
    @lilbasenji1 3 місяці тому +65

    Roman: All right. We have defeated the first challenge. Now, we must steel to face the monster who defends the gate.
    Logan: We’re trying to pass the security guard, not rescue Zelda.

  • @crow2616
    @crow2616 3 місяці тому +36

    Here's a classic
    Logan: What does he have?
    Remus, holding knife and running by: A knife!
    Virgil: Oh my god, why does he have a knife?

  • @scaleonkhan183
    @scaleonkhan183 3 місяці тому +12

    Logan, in sports attire: What's your goal, Patton?
    Patton: To pet ALL the dogs!!
    Logan: No, your FITNESS goal.
    Patton: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs...

  • @lilbasenji1
    @lilbasenji1 3 місяці тому +110

    Logan:Aren't you gonna to eat lunch?
    Patton: Nah, I blew my food allowance on Pokemon cards.

    • @ThisUserIsNoLongerAvailable
      @ThisUserIsNoLongerAvailable 3 місяці тому +2

      Big Bang Theory!

    • @lilbasenji1
      @lilbasenji1 3 місяці тому

      @@ThisUserIsNoLongerAvailableCorrect! I couldn’t think of any other show that would have funny and yet nerdy quotes. Now if only I can think of funny Kingdom hearts quotes I will be golden.

  • @FilmsOliver
    @FilmsOliver 3 місяці тому +25

    Nico: “It’s so beautiful out here.”
    Thomas: “Yeah, it’s just me, you, and the moon.”
    Remus (or Patton): “HEY! YOU TWO SHOULD KISS!”

  • @witchytaedragon
    @witchytaedragon 3 місяці тому +66

    3:50 AHH IT'S MY QUOTE
    The look on Janus's face was priceless! I'm so excited that my quote was used, I literally squeaked lmao

    • @chloenguyen6398
      @chloenguyen6398 3 місяці тому +5

      I felt the same way when mine was included!

    • @jonamonstera
      @jonamonstera 3 місяці тому +3

      Congrats to both of you ❤those are awesome jokes ❤

    • @chloenguyen6398
      @chloenguyen6398 3 місяці тому +2

      @@jonamonsterathanks!

  • @M.N04
    @M.N04 3 місяці тому +27

    Janus: I can get us all the money we want.
    Patton: How?
    Janus: We have a colored printer right.

  • @st0rfyn
    @st0rfyn 3 місяці тому +219

    honestly i have never been this excited about a incorrect quote comeback:)))

  • @avaglennon9873
    @avaglennon9873 3 місяці тому +10

    Remus saying "I was a sock once" is completely his brand of randomness. I love it so much.

  • @witheredrose357
    @witheredrose357 3 місяці тому +21

    okay- Patton and Remus having a moment of joy with the impasta joke is something I didn't know I needed but I'm now craving more wholesome interactions with those two.

  • @LinguaPhiliax
    @LinguaPhiliax 3 місяці тому +51

    4:22 Patton quoting Lola Bunny was not on my bingo card for 2024.

  • @dawnjane
    @dawnjane 3 місяці тому +8

    Patton: Goodnight moon.
    Patton: Goodnight tree.
    Patton: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.

  • @crescentcreates6286
    @crescentcreates6286 3 місяці тому +19

    Janus: Hey you wanna hang out?
    Remus: No sorry I just ate glass
    Janus: Wait you what-
    Remus: Please leave me alone I ate glass!

  • @ifasyafia
    @ifasyafia 3 місяці тому +57

    0:36 Logan slowly realizing and slowly turn to Patton had me in TEARS 😭

  • @idontreallyexistyet
    @idontreallyexistyet 3 місяці тому +13

    Patton:When life gives you lemons you…
    Logan+Roman at the same time: Make lemonade!
    Janus+Virgil: squirt them in peoples eyes
    Remus, standing in the corner holding a lemon that’s been bitten into

  • @nicwilliams7076
    @nicwilliams7076 3 місяці тому +126

    I have watched all of sanders sides like 3 times. I crave this stuff😂😂

    • @abagaylesweat6647
      @abagaylesweat6647 3 місяці тому +16

      I've watched all of them so many times as well! It helps with the waiting 😂

    • @ThomasSanders
      @ThomasSanders  3 місяці тому +48

      They're a ton of fun to make!!!

    • @victoriasalazar4124
      @victoriasalazar4124 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@ThomasSanders I got one
      Janus: *laying on the ground*
      Patton: how long has he been like this?
      Remus: he's trying to find his inner snek so he could murder someone =>
      Logan,roman and virgil: SOMEONE STOP HIM

  • @YukiChanYT
    @YukiChanYT 3 місяці тому +84

    I DIDN'T EXPECT IT BUT I'M SO HAPPY. VIRGIL ON THE COVER IS ALREADY ENOUGH FOR ME

    • @Tristansonic911
      @Tristansonic911 3 місяці тому +1

      3:56;"Scooby Doo Mystery Incorporated(Part 2, the wrath of Krampus)" reference.

  • @princessemmy
    @princessemmy 3 місяці тому +65

    1:23 OH MY GOSH THATS MY INCORRECT QUOTE!!

  • @hello9878
    @hello9878 3 місяці тому +61

    AHHH THAT WAS AMAZING
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY JANUS!!

    • @ThomasSanders
      @ThomasSanders  3 місяці тому +36

      He appreciatesssssssss it

    • @victoriasalazar4124
      @victoriasalazar4124 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@ThomasSanders can u tell the snek I wish him a grand late birthday and I baked a cake

  • @phoenixlightgames4094
    @phoenixlightgames4094 3 місяці тому +35

    My brother thinks I’m a monster 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 that’s a dope use of the Azula reference 💯💯👍🏾👍🏾🔥🔥

  • @cryptorborgjulien902
    @cryptorborgjulien902 3 місяці тому +10

    Patton: I love it when people call me dad!
    Janus: Make a mental note of that, Logan.
    Logan, not understanding the expression: I don't have a pen.

  • @Amyleighuh
    @Amyleighuh 3 місяці тому +18

    You know that feeling when you have an anxiety pit in your stomach, but you've already worked out the issue? Virgil's just stressing while Thomas is just having a nice day.

  • @RavenGranger11
    @RavenGranger11 3 місяці тому +36

    2:15 Tbf Virgil was also a sock once lol

  • @kunimip8925
    @kunimip8925 3 місяці тому +9

    Janus : How did none of you hear what I just said?
    Roman : I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
    Remus : I got distracted about halfway through!
    Virgil : Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

  • @cr0wn3d.
    @cr0wn3d. 3 місяці тому +18

    Remus, teasing Logan: Whaat?? Are you getting angry?
    Logan, visibly angry: No, Remus, I’m not.
    Remus: Are you suu- (GETS DECKED.)
    Logan, smiling, satisfied: I am now.

  • @jamesmooney7552
    @jamesmooney7552 3 місяці тому +24

    4:03 Patton and Remus getting along is wholesome

  • @cybertoastic
    @cybertoastic 3 місяці тому +16

    Remus, I think you'll find Virgil was a sock(puppet) once😂

  • @gabrielle-gamingandmore637
    @gabrielle-gamingandmore637 3 місяці тому +44

    you wouldn't believe the gasp that came out of me when I saw this😭

  • @HermitAmalgamations
    @HermitAmalgamations 3 місяці тому +13

    Hazbin hotel
    Logan: big talk coming from a dark side
    Virgil: How did you know i was a dark side?
    Logan: you wear dark colors and embody anxiety... Its not rocket science.

  • @LegoGurl3
    @LegoGurl3 3 місяці тому +15

    4:33 I was waiting for Patton to finish the rest of the quote and say 'You look just like my boyfriend!' 😂

  • @RavenGranger11
    @RavenGranger11 3 місяці тому +32

    5:27 Careful Logan, you’re pretty close to a “hi hungry I’m dad” joke there😆

  • @OatmealdaWriter
    @OatmealdaWriter 3 місяці тому +8

    Remus: you say you like murder mysteries? Well, I've been a suspect in four murders!
    Logan:
    Logan: what--

  • @RobinDear17
    @RobinDear17 3 місяці тому +14

    Remus: hey can you throw the hot sauce at me?
    Virgil: *throws soap at him instead*
    Remus: OW FCK WHAT THE H-LL!?
    Janus: *watching this but then chokes on wine from laughing*

  • @Foxyerik13
    @Foxyerik13 3 місяці тому +16

    Patton:Janus i got a present for you birthday
    Janus: Patton you shouldn’t have
    “Janus looks in box”
    Patton:well do you like it
    Janus holding a snake: you could say that

  • @ddcreativeideas6115
    @ddcreativeideas6115 3 місяці тому +23

    1:14
    Remus: I place corroding shark in attack position!
    Janus: go fish.

  • @Aisha_Luv
    @Aisha_Luv 3 місяці тому +23

    Janis: He was a great guys *gestures to funeral picture of Remus*
    Logan: what about the people he murdered
    Janis: what murder???

    • @happydog0
      @happydog0 3 місяці тому

      Remus could 100% start a civil war and win

  • @delilah.brooks
    @delilah.brooks 3 місяці тому +9

    I don't remember where I saw this, but-
    Roman: *driving*
    [stoplight turns yellow]
    Thomas, materialising in the back seat: PUMP THE BREAKS, PRINCEY
    Roman: *screaming*

  • @raelynemelio7827
    @raelynemelio7827 3 місяці тому +8

    Logan: I got 10 hours of sleep
    Patton: I got 15 hours of sleep
    Romen: I got 16 hours of sleep
    Vigil: what's a sleep

    • @peytonfreedland3390
      @peytonfreedland3390 3 місяці тому +2

      Roman: how many hours did you sleep last night?
      Virgil: either 0 or 24, i don't know
      Logan or Patton: i'm concerned either way

  • @emperorfruitmarket
    @emperorfruitmarket 3 місяці тому +9

    Logan: takes off glasses
    Roman: Ah who are you
    Logan: puts glasses back on
    Roman: Logan when did you get here.

  • @khak15
    @khak15 3 місяці тому +163

    ANOTHER AWESOME BIRTHDAY PRESENT, HOWD YOU KNOW??LETS GO‼️‼️

    • @korekyios_salt
      @korekyios_salt 3 місяці тому +3

      happy birth

    • @khak15
      @khak15 3 місяці тому +2

      @@korekyios_saltit's tomorrow but tysm!!!!! :D

    • @jennajuenemann1136
      @jennajuenemann1136 3 місяці тому +3

      Happy early birthday!! :-) I hope it’s a great birthday🧁🍰

    • @elainethompson9057
      @elainethompson9057 3 місяці тому +2

      HAPPY BIRTHDAY U FUCKING LEGEND

    • @icecreamI7
      @icecreamI7 3 місяці тому +2

      happy birthday!!! :D

  • @hewwo6941
    @hewwo6941 3 місяці тому +12

    Here's one I created ! (I think)
    Roman: *is sick*
    Patton: Oh, are you okay ?
    Roman, dramatically : No, I'm dying!
    Patton: YOU ARE ?!
    Roman : Wait, Patton, no-
    Patton : *starts sobbing uncontrollably*

  • @optimusfandude7052
    @optimusfandude7052 3 місяці тому +22

    Roman: Where are you going?
    Remus:To either get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide in the car *Grabs car keys*
    Logan:Hey has anyone seen.. he has my keys doesn’t he?
    Everyone(except Logan and Remus): Oh definitely!

  • @hgracieeees
    @hgracieeees 3 місяці тому +28

    3:15 thomas thorne quote???? he is INCREDIBLY roman-coded tbh

  • @numberonearies4791
    @numberonearies4791 3 місяці тому +31

    3:57 this sounds like a legit bit from a sanders sides video lmaoo

    • @Ace_Of_Luck
      @Ace_Of_Luck 3 місяці тому +1

      It sounds like the quote from Scooby Doo Mystery Incorporated

  • @mattbot7774
    @mattbot7774 3 місяці тому +8

    Thomas: try to guess what's under this blanket.
    Patton: Bonus points!
    Remus: A dead body!
    Logan: Hmm... a barf bag, and... a taco.
    Thomas: Hold on, Logan, you're right.

  • @amyartlover
    @amyartlover 3 місяці тому +8

    3:15
    People like me will know this line from BBC Ghosts
    Also:
    Logan: OK, one more time. What are these called? *holds up pictures of a snake, sting ray and raccoon*
    Patton: "danger noodle, sea flap-flap and trash panda!"
    Logan: *face palms*
    Janus: I hate that technically he's right...

  • @ZK-ib2wp
    @ZK-ib2wp 3 місяці тому +7

    I like how Janus and Remus both said "thats kinky" together 😂

  • @river5797
    @river5797 3 місяці тому +5

    The amount of time I've thrown the last quote into fanfics and now I finally get to see it acted out is amazing

  • @tusterdjanimations5577
    @tusterdjanimations5577 3 місяці тому +105

    Patton: “Hey, Logan. Knock-knock!”
    Logan: “Who’s there?”
    Patton: “Me!” *laughing*
    Logan: “Wha- How is that funny!?”
    Thomas/Roman/Virgil/Remus/Janus: *laughing*
    Logan: T_T

    • @iamjohnlocked2532
      @iamjohnlocked2532 3 місяці тому +2

      Sorry, I don’t get it. Could you explain?

    • @Nehu_22
      @Nehu_22 3 місяці тому

      I don't get it either

    • @riverleaf6920
      @riverleaf6920 3 місяці тому +2

      @@iamjohnlocked2532 I think it’s because Patton is the one knocking

    • @tusterdjanimations5577
      @tusterdjanimations5577 3 місяці тому

      “Patton’s telling a knock-knock joke to Logan. And everyone started laughing except Logan.”

    • @bevsesilmwars3980
      @bevsesilmwars3980 3 місяці тому

      Yeah but why is it funny?

  • @canadianshark2625
    @canadianshark2625 3 місяці тому +12

    Thanks to shadowsnake5133's comment for inspiration for this mess!
    *the sides are trying to play a board game or something*
    Remus: Fun fact! Cats cannot jump sideways!
    *silence*
    Logan: Okay, what did you do?
    Remus: Nothing!
    Roman: That means he did something
    Remus: I'm telling you, nothing happened!
    Patton: JUST GET ON WITH IT!
    Logan: *frantic list reading*
    Logan: did you throw a cat sideways... did you find this from-
    Patton: AAAARGGHH!
    Thomas: What is going on here?
    Remus: I did nothing
    Thomas: WHAT DID YOU DO?!
    *everyone is yelling confusedly*
    Janus: Nice one.
    Remus: I love mental games.

  • @Norah_The_Silly
    @Norah_The_Silly 3 місяці тому +16

    Their getting along in almost all these 😭 also happy birthday Janus 💛🖤

  • @whatthecoronersaid7247
    @whatthecoronersaid7247 3 місяці тому +27

    His knee cracking 😭😭 0:45

  • @lessgeek
    @lessgeek 3 місяці тому +13

    THIS MAKES TWO SANDERS SIDES VIDEOS ON MY BIRTHDAY???, AND I EVEN SHARE A BIRTHDAY WITH JANUS TOO?? we stan thomas oml

    • @ImNotGayGuys
      @ImNotGayGuys 3 місяці тому +1

      Happy Birthday!

    • @lessgeek
      @lessgeek 3 місяці тому

      @@ImNotGayGuys aww tysmmm ‼️

  • @DistortedMemories555
    @DistortedMemories555 3 місяці тому +5

    Virgil: My actions aren't the most rational.
    Thomas: ...But?
    Virgil: There's no 'but', that's the end of the sentence.
    Remus, out of nowhere: Hehe, 'butt'!
    Virgil: DUDE.