"We Are from Microsoft" How I deal With Scam Calls

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  • @nancymills1884
    @nancymills1884 3 роки тому +4728

    The last call I got from ‘Microsoft’ , Bob from India told me my computer was talking to them. I was stunned. I didn’t have a computer.

    • @johnnoonan5802
      @johnnoonan5802 3 роки тому +127

      i actually got a call from a fool in india with the same story about my computer so i let her explain what she thought was the problem , i put the phone down i hoovered the hall carpet and when i came back she had hung up , no more fools from india calling this fellow

    • @androc75
      @androc75 3 роки тому +89

      "Bob from India" 😂

    • @pastel_girl591
      @pastel_girl591 3 роки тому +9

      😂😂

    • @joaomarreiros4906
      @joaomarreiros4906 3 роки тому +26

      ... maybe there is someone living in your attic?

    • @Oscar-jm5vi
      @Oscar-jm5vi 3 роки тому +4

      🧢

  • @johnvertudazo7205
    @johnvertudazo7205 3 роки тому +5647

    “I’m from Microsoft and we found problems with your computer.”
    “Does your computer run Microsoft?”

    • @hassantheman4311
      @hassantheman4311 3 роки тому +140

      the funny thing is, she mentioned that she works in microsoft WINDOWS 😂😂😂😂

    • @mindakahn9964
      @mindakahn9964 3 роки тому +56

      I once told the person that it was a HIPAA violation. The silence was deafening, and then they hung up.

    • @maniok1977
      @maniok1977 3 роки тому +7

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @__MuhammadHalimMusyaffa
      @__MuhammadHalimMusyaffa 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @andrewtate2595
      @andrewtate2595 3 роки тому +2

      🤦😂😂

  • @giulianojahn
    @giulianojahn 3 роки тому +4371

    I love how she doesn't think he's serious because she's probably never gotten this far.

  • @MJfan560
    @MJfan560 3 роки тому +2751

    He was literally SO SERIOUS about it and she just thought he was joking...wtf...fire that lady

    • @anna8328
      @anna8328 3 роки тому +74

      Because she is used to making those calls and people who took them seriously have a specific set of reactions - she questioned him because he didn't show those.

    • @MJfan560
      @MJfan560 3 роки тому +37

      @@anna8328 You're probably right, but still her reaction was very fishy to me as someone who was also working in Customer Service on Callcenter Duty

    • @lm-mj-beautyedits
      @lm-mj-beautyedits 3 роки тому

      Yeah

    • @Trippy824
      @Trippy824 2 роки тому +16

      @@MJfan560 everything they say is fishy lol. And well the scammers are terrible at customer service, I mean she called him a prostitute, but you’re right the fact she asked him was weird

    • @SevenZeroEleven
      @SevenZeroEleven 2 роки тому +9

      And get a better more believable scammer? No.

  • @gabrielvalentin3940
    @gabrielvalentin3940 4 роки тому +4647

    Yoooo I'm dying she literally called him a prostitute 😂

    • @GrammerOfficer
      @GrammerOfficer 4 роки тому +19

      Me too 🤣💀

    • @Why1236
      @Why1236 4 роки тому +11

      Gabriel Valentin you don’t say

    • @MrFallDamage787
      @MrFallDamage787 4 роки тому +8

      Tell Microsoft that they can suck my D!😂

    • @gabrielvalentin3940
      @gabrielvalentin3940 4 роки тому +4

      @stevey wevey AWEE somebody's got their thong in a knot 😂. Damn keyboard thugs. Always comment scavenging.

    • @gabrielvalentin3940
      @gabrielvalentin3940 4 роки тому +3

      @stevey wevey lol

  • @ozzie_mania4392
    @ozzie_mania4392 4 роки тому +595

    Scammer: YOUr A ProStOtUtE!
    Daz: nO your mums a proSToTuTE!!

  • @mr.beefyboidoody3539
    @mr.beefyboidoody3539 3 роки тому +3079

    I love how when scammers are exposed they immediately start throwing insults like THEY were the one being scammed

    • @brendan594
      @brendan594 2 роки тому +17

      Fr

    • @CozySims21
      @CozySims21 2 роки тому +7

      Yes!

    • @Emilythematerialgurl
      @Emilythematerialgurl 2 роки тому +1

      Oh i give it back to them and i keep calling until they block my number then call the number again on a different phone and i did it one time so much they actually went fuck ypu fuck this and walked out i made them quite and they came back went happy now i went yes mother fucker

    • @sgtjohnson
      @sgtjohnson 2 роки тому +72

      I made one panic.
      I changed my accent and said “this is Officer John Trollson of Interpol, and this number and address has been traced for illegal activities, and a police squadron are currently on route”

    • @Emilythematerialgurl
      @Emilythematerialgurl 2 роки тому +20

      @@sgtjohnson HAHAHAHAH OMFGGGG I LOVE ITTTT

  • @rissyroo2401
    @rissyroo2401 2 роки тому +1387

    “You are a prostitute” followed by Daz’s laugh had me laughing, “your mums a prostitute” had me howling hahaha 🤣🤣🤣
    Daz you’re a ledge 😂

  • @ZomeH0RR0R
    @ZomeH0RR0R 4 роки тому +19369

    Should’ve told her this;
    “Ma’m this is Microsoft.”

    • @hatinlife5259
      @hatinlife5259 4 роки тому +591

      RIGHT
      Im dying for someone to say that, so I can hear how dumbstruck they become

    • @darksonic2545
      @darksonic2545 4 роки тому +46

      *OOF*

    • @titanslayer7002
      @titanslayer7002 4 роки тому +35

      Yes just yes 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @dlanightfury
      @dlanightfury 4 роки тому +25

      Got it to 1k

    • @siriusone7626
      @siriusone7626 4 роки тому +92

      Imagine them calling fucking bill gated

  • @hex6970
    @hex6970 3 роки тому +3373

    “I am a technician from Microsoft and your system is telling me it is infected with malicious files... First of all, do you have any computers that run Microsoft?”

    • @telexvisu
      @telexvisu 3 роки тому +19

      LOL

    • @thegatesofsleep
      @thegatesofsleep 3 роки тому +162

      She’s a straight fuckin idiot. Not even good at scamming people. Not good for anything.

    • @T0mat0S0up
      @T0mat0S0up 3 роки тому +39

      When Jenny Williams calls you, then you listen.

    • @naim2729
      @naim2729 3 роки тому +23

      "no I'm using Mac os"
      I just realized she said "I'm from Microsoft Windows" which is absolutely wrong

    • @TopGreatest777
      @TopGreatest777 3 роки тому +8

      Imagine if he says he has Mac book

  • @Kumahachi8
    @Kumahachi8 3 роки тому +986

    My sister speaks Russian, so she just says random Russian phrases. One day, they actually brought a (broken) Russian-speaker to the phone, and because she didn’t want them to know that she spoke English, she switched to Year 8-level French and asked them what they were going to do at their house on their birthday. It sounded marvellously chaotic.

    • @hanaberry.shortcake
      @hanaberry.shortcake 3 роки тому +57

      Imagine speaking all those languages and listening to the conversation 😂 “okay so please press the alt button” “I am going to buy bread. I like to study math.” *insert broken Russian speaker* “you speak Russian?” “What are you doing at your house on your birthday” “uh, never mind”

    • @Kumahachi8
      @Kumahachi8 3 роки тому +12

      @@hanaberry.shortcake I wasn’t on the phone, so I don’t know what was going on on the other end, but I don’t think it even got as far as instructing her to press an alt button. Lol. I’m not even sure what sort of scam call it was. Not sure she knows, either. I’m sure they were too busy trying to bypass the language barrier. Haha.

    • @abyssal_phoenix
      @abyssal_phoenix 2 роки тому +7

      Oh wow, your mom is amazing.
      She is a woman of culture 😂

    • @Kumahachi8
      @Kumahachi8 2 роки тому +1

      @@abyssal_phoenix My mum? Lol.

    • @abyssal_phoenix
      @abyssal_phoenix 2 роки тому +5

      @@Kumahachi8 whoops i made a mistake. A message popped up from my mom and I accidentally wrote mom
      *you didnt see anything*

  • @comic_relief1090
    @comic_relief1090 2 роки тому +94

    it’s really good to mess around with scam callers like this and play along to drag the conversation for as long as possible so they don’t have as much time to target more vulnerable people, like seniors.

    • @ericaschaidt8588
      @ericaschaidt8588 Рік тому +3

      One day when I had some time I wasted about 40 minutes of a scammers time. It was one of those extended car warranty schemes.
      And I had that same thought, the more time I’m fucking around with them is less time they’d have to scam someone who may fall video to their crap.

  • @snapascrew
    @snapascrew 3 роки тому +2438

    This girls terrible at her job.... he’s giving her the green light and she’s constantly second guessing lmao

    • @pastel_girl591
      @pastel_girl591 3 роки тому +37

      If I were a phone scammer and I called him, as soon as he would say “Hello?” I would have been like “ OMG DAZ IS THAT YOU?!!! OMG IM SUCH A HUGE FAN!!” I would have been instantly fired 😂😂

    • @cookiecat7759
      @cookiecat7759 3 роки тому +8

      @@pastel_girl591 me too I would literally scream and record our whole conversation because I love his videos so much 😂

    • @TheRealSaladmander
      @TheRealSaladmander 3 роки тому +1

      Exactly lmao

    • @jackieholley727
      @jackieholley727 3 роки тому +18

      She’s never gone that far she doesn’t know what to do

    • @lenac3587
      @lenac3587 2 роки тому

      Maybe she has been made a fool many times

  • @phantomofYT
    @phantomofYT 5 років тому +10629

    Never heard a person use “prostitute” as an insult against a dude before😂😂 that lowkey killed me💀

    • @joshuavanvulpen8122
      @joshuavanvulpen8122 5 років тому +117

      3:00

    • @halo479
      @halo479 5 років тому +45

      raiku indian people....

    • @rob_e_cop7128
      @rob_e_cop7128 5 років тому +13

      Yess i got the 1000 like

    • @kraseidon
      @kraseidon 5 років тому +7

      @@antichrist5034 😂😂😂😂 Feel ya on that mate. Been playing CS for over 2 years xP

    • @Dr_Telfort
      @Dr_Telfort 5 років тому +7

      @@kraseidon russian kid calling me prostitute when i kill him

  • @maxhess3151
    @maxhess3151 2 роки тому +29

    This is how the conversation went:
    "I'm going to rip you off now."
    "OK, just tell me what to do."
    "Are you joking? You're actually falling for it? LOL."

  • @summerbush
    @summerbush Рік тому +38

    Daz being “serious” while the scammer gets angry and thinks it’s a troll because she probably gets people who don’t believe her or laugh at her. 🤣

  • @rhysfoord
    @rhysfoord 5 років тому +2343

    0:29 what's wrong with my computer?
    LOW. DISK. SPACE!

  • @JackSmith-qj8ui
    @JackSmith-qj8ui 5 років тому +6052

    Any time a spammer calls I just say:
    911 what’s your emergency?

    • @ashuradarklighter4822
      @ashuradarklighter4822 5 років тому +872

      Holy shit that's a power move

    • @elliottthompson2745
      @elliottthompson2745 5 років тому +46

      xD

    • @keithsstepdad
      @keithsstepdad 5 років тому +230

      so how do you know it's a scammer before answering? oh wait, you don't. Because you're full of shit

    • @eskimose6073
      @eskimose6073 5 років тому +325

      Wew lad cause when you get a call from a lazily made vpn out of some random ass state or country you’ve never visited and have any brains, it raises a red flag that “hey, this is most likely a spam call.”

    • @asf9292
      @asf9292 5 років тому +112

      Wew Lad well phones now a days tell you it’s a “scam likely”

  • @MoldyWormStudios
    @MoldyWormStudios 2 роки тому +5

    Scammer called up my Nan and said something was wrong with her PC, something to do with the wrong version of windows, she innocently replied “we just had the window cleaner round last week” he hung up straight away 😂

  • @callumscornerstreammoments9490
    @callumscornerstreammoments9490 2 роки тому +128

    How to identify a scammer:
    1: Hear the Indian accent
    2: They say their name is an non Indian name.
    finished.

    • @nancymills1884
      @nancymills1884 2 роки тому +6

      Especially when they can’t pronounce the name. I’d prefer they just say ‘this is Raj Singh’ .

    • @cogs7777
      @cogs7777 2 роки тому

      they are girl from egypt

    • @idk_r7887
      @idk_r7887 2 роки тому +3

      Not all scammers are indian tho

    • @idk_r7887
      @idk_r7887 2 роки тому +2

      The ceo of Microsoft is indian btw

    • @AuzzAustin
      @AuzzAustin 2 роки тому

      No not true I've had real people that are Indian from playstation but rarely they will ever call you. Most of the time you will have to call them

  • @ssss-df5qz
    @ssss-df5qz 4 роки тому +6391

    "Sir, are you making fun?"
    *oh my god! They're learning!!*

  • @Mia-dr1py
    @Mia-dr1py 5 років тому +4538

    This happened to my mum. The scammer said "Hello this is Gary." In an Indian accent so my mum answered "This ain't gary, it's Gupta" She then hung up...

  • @thefirstmember
    @thefirstmember 3 роки тому +35

    When she threatened to send the boys to beat him up, I just lost it.

  • @thegameroflegends2093
    @thegameroflegends2093 3 роки тому +23

    I always answer with "Thank you fot calling Westside City Morgue you kill em, we grill em". On a serious note can I have a full version of that click bate song

  • @Raci.1423
    @Raci.1423 4 роки тому +4250

    Guy on the phone: Let’s get rid of this problem
    Scammer: SIR ARE U SERIOUS ABOUT THIS PHONE CALL

    • @livd4841
      @livd4841 4 роки тому +19

      101nth like
      I thought of 101 Dalmatians because if the 101 lol idk y just magically did

    • @Simon0
      @Simon0 4 роки тому +12

      @@livd4841 first reply to your comment.

    • @livd4841
      @livd4841 4 роки тому +7

      @@Simon0 lol thx

    • @xalpha.agdusbw8240
      @xalpha.agdusbw8240 4 роки тому +7

      *lmao*

    • @OlliePUK15924
      @OlliePUK15924 4 роки тому +35

      It’s pronounced “Daz Black”

  • @prodbynt.1
    @prodbynt.1 4 роки тому +3187

    When an indian Guy actually works for Microsoft and everyone Rejects his calls

  • @ZackMaddox-gd1zk
    @ZackMaddox-gd1zk 10 місяців тому +4

    Probably the one time a “your mum” joke actually packed a punch. Nice job Daz! 😂😂😂😂

  • @richie3519
    @richie3519 3 роки тому +13

    2:52 this part killed me 😭🖐

  • @thebaldog1209
    @thebaldog1209 4 роки тому +5321

    All she'll hear when she closes her eyes to sleep at night is that laugh.

  • @amorvincent6968
    @amorvincent6968 6 років тому +575

    lol, last week someone tried to rob my 85 yr old Grandma, but she dont even know how to work a computer. the Dull-heads got so frustrated they lost character 😂😂😂
    WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE

    • @Orthocryptopox96
      @Orthocryptopox96 6 років тому +4

      Amor Vincent comment of the year lol

    • @reubu_3481
      @reubu_3481 6 років тому +1

      Amor Vincent a

    • @ianmerkin6488
      @ianmerkin6488 6 років тому +5

      Pepole who need to be taken outside neck shot,and then napalmed...😉

    • @carli3221
      @carli3221 6 років тому +3

      Amor Vincent they are such assholes. But I mean, for some reason I always frustrate them and they lose character after like 3 minutes in the call 😂😂😂.

    • @trsbsportspodcast2105
      @trsbsportspodcast2105 3 роки тому

      Ha ha ha ha ha ha

  • @thepainfuljournee
    @thepainfuljournee Рік тому +3

    2:52 "I find key and it says stop calling me you fvcking con-artist!" 😂

  • @grimm8375
    @grimm8375 Рік тому +2

    Bro I’m like 80% shure that was like a kid trying to prank call you man what you did just made me laugh and then cry and then laugh again.
    LOVE YOU DAZ!

  • @Raildawwwg
    @Raildawwwg 3 роки тому +2825

    I love the way they get annoyed, like you're wasting their time.

    • @NM-qd3tm
      @NM-qd3tm 3 роки тому +10

      Right xD

    • @rezah336
      @rezah336 3 роки тому +72

      bad people usually have no patience. It's typical for evil people.

    • @idontgetthejoke9465
      @idontgetthejoke9465 3 роки тому +8

      @@rezah336 lmao "evil"

    • @DanSlotea
      @DanSlotea 3 роки тому +17

      He IS wasting their time. :)))

    • @Chickenbowser
      @Chickenbowser 3 роки тому +5

      ​@@idontgetthejoke9465 are you simping because the indian lady had a nice voice or something?

  • @munirohm2420
    @munirohm2420 4 роки тому +686

    How to confuse a scammer:
    "do you have Microsoft Windows?"
    "no I have Linux"
    "Ok now click the windows button"
    "no I have Linux"

    • @AmigaA-or2hj
      @AmigaA-or2hj 4 роки тому +10

      I’m using a Commodore 64!😂

    • @munirohm2420
      @munirohm2420 4 роки тому +3

      @@AmigaA-or2hj I'm sorry but wth is a commodore?

    • @AmigaA-or2hj
      @AmigaA-or2hj 4 роки тому +6

      Meme Man A computer from the 1980s.🤣
      I’m also using Linux Cinnamon Mint.

    • @gman2455
      @gman2455 4 роки тому +2

      @@munirohm2420 its a really old gaming computer made in 1981-1985 (don't try play any 21st century games on it because there are certain games than only the commodore can run)

    • @jmus2894
      @jmus2894 4 роки тому +2

      I use Linux Mint

  • @sabaa1308
    @sabaa1308 2 роки тому +8

    Once when I was a kid, me and my big bro were answering scam calls (I am Scottish) so we picked up the first call and I started speaking in an American accent and then the scammer said "are you a kid" and then my brother took the phone in an Indian accent and said "Why are you speaking to my daughter?" And then the scammer said "I am so sorry sir" and hung up

  • @shadow_alpha1019
    @shadow_alpha1019 2 роки тому +8

    The ending was dazzling I was laughing me head off cause out it

  • @jkim9866
    @jkim9866 5 років тому +3632

    Innocent Indian child: Mom what do you do for a job?
    Indian mom: work for Microsoft

    • @arundhar5791
      @arundhar5791 5 років тому +118

      Innocent American child: Mom what do you do for a job?
      American mom: son, I am a pornstar.

    • @gyhogwartsyg3892
      @gyhogwartsyg3892 5 років тому +56

      Innocent British child: dad what do you do for a job?
      British Dad: son, im drinkin' and workin' for McDonald's lmao

    • @jkim9866
      @jkim9866 5 років тому +4

      Arun one lol

    • @jkim9866
      @jkim9866 5 років тому +2

      @@gyhogwartsyg3892 lol

    • @samihailu6655
      @samihailu6655 5 років тому +11

      @@manishdebnath3546 TRIGGERED.. TRIGGERED

  • @-twss-7750
    @-twss-7750 5 років тому +4043

    Scammer: u have virius on ur Microsoft computer let me help u fix it
    Me: I have MacBook...

    • @KN-xw6jc
      @KN-xw6jc 5 років тому +153

      The joke's still on you then lmao

    • @-twss-7750
      @-twss-7750 5 років тому +19

      KN true

    • @camper1749
      @camper1749 5 років тому +94

      Well then we found your problem.

    • @login9804
      @login9804 5 років тому +11

      In that case the caller was notifying you of the real problem xD

    • @Zodasg
      @Zodasg 5 років тому +8

      Got a call from them one time, wasted their time for like 10 minutes and then went “oh silly me I don’t even have a PC, we only have MacBooks of course this I can’t find this number” they hung up lol

  • @r.stoth2231
    @r.stoth2231 6 місяців тому +1

    This was the first ever video I watched of Daz 5 years ago and I came back to rewatch it and it's still so funny 😂

  • @amberdanforth2209
    @amberdanforth2209 2 роки тому +23

    "You're a prostitute" GIRL- No one who has ever called me like that has never called me any names, this is amazing, I'm in love with this video. LMFAO!!

  • @greninja9616
    @greninja9616 5 років тому +3963

    " lets get rid of them"
    "Sir are you serious about this call?"

    • @smudgout
      @smudgout 4 роки тому +5

      Greninja 600like lmao

    • @temporarey9698
      @temporarey9698 4 роки тому +2

      @@smudgout oaml

    • @boothe2803
      @boothe2803 4 роки тому +117

      Greninja I think she’s just surprised someone actually fell for it for once

    • @AS-30
      @AS-30 4 роки тому +5

      Booth E Nah, She thought he was saying no

    • @micah3954
      @micah3954 4 роки тому +8

      Greninja “are u making fun ?”

  • @binsalt7003
    @binsalt7003 5 років тому +2055

    My grandmother got a call just like this one.
    She asked what was wrong with her computer,
    Obviously, the scammer didn't know what to say so he
    made up mumble jumble and then afterwards, my grandmother
    replied with ”I don't actually own a computer”
    He hung up

    • @georginapowell4606
      @georginapowell4606 5 років тому +13

      ExpiredSalt one minute... your grandmother is a man?

    • @miaduckett4857
      @miaduckett4857 5 років тому +23

      @@georginapowell4606 no she/he meant the scammer hanged up

    • @donnythagurb9312
      @donnythagurb9312 5 років тому +8

      Pure Entertainment where’s ur brain

    • @georginapowell4606
      @georginapowell4606 5 років тому +5

      DaygoSlappers idk lol sorry I’m not using this as an excuse but I’m dyslexic so I misread it

    • @donnythagurb9312
      @donnythagurb9312 5 років тому +3

      Pure Entertainment it’s okay your good

  • @shunkaidou6394
    @shunkaidou6394 2 роки тому +7

    This is why we love Daz 😂

  • @Big_Slav
    @Big_Slav 2 роки тому +3

    quality content! Daz if u ever get another scam call like that record it!! pllsss it was so funny

  • @misstakenrandy1090
    @misstakenrandy1090 4 роки тому +5434

    My cousin got a call about his car insurance. He was 13 at the time.

    • @thebestgachatuberever490
      @thebestgachatuberever490 4 роки тому +124

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. HAHAHAHAHAHA AGE 13? He wouldn't even have a car license yet 😂-

    • @tlgotrh8054
      @tlgotrh8054 4 роки тому +193

      When I was 12 I got a random message saying I was due £280 in tax refund 😂😂😂

    • @grey1580
      @grey1580 4 роки тому +70

      My brother was 10 when he got that call 😂

    • @widesainz1827
      @widesainz1827 4 роки тому +19

      hahahhahahahha wtf lol

    • @simplyplague5465
      @simplyplague5465 4 роки тому +32

      I had a call about some debt.
      I don’t even have a bank account yet.

  • @plsgivemesubscriberD
    @plsgivemesubscriberD 4 роки тому +3263

    You should've said "Hello, thank you for calling dominos pizza."

    • @sugastractor1750
      @sugastractor1750 4 роки тому +141

      My cousin says "welcome to the abortion pizzeria, your loss is our sauce, how may I help you" and it's amazing

    • @yallgotsomecheese180
      @yallgotsomecheese180 4 роки тому +5

      @@sugastractor1750 lmao

    • @aigamefights1615
      @aigamefights1615 4 роки тому +29

      @@sugastractor1750 my friend had one just like that "welcome to Rys pizzeria and abortion clinic yesterday's loss Is in today's sauce how may I be of your assistance?"

    • @MarilynGoth
      @MarilynGoth 4 роки тому +1

      Haha

    • @ExpertGamer123
      @ExpertGamer123 4 роки тому +2

      Sugas Tractor your cousin is a legend

  • @matrixphijr
    @matrixphijr 2 роки тому +1

    "We found a problem with your computer."
    Later...
    "Do you have a computer, right?"

  • @KierenDemon
    @KierenDemon 3 роки тому +9

    3:28 cool

  • @jamestheredengine7214
    @jamestheredengine7214 4 роки тому +4919

    There were 2 crimes commited in this video:
    1: Scamming
    2: Recording vertically

    • @smpsmh7433
      @smpsmh7433 4 роки тому +12

      James The Red Engine thank you 🙏🏻

    • @alebo0
      @alebo0 4 роки тому +48

      I don't know, I kinda like it. It's more raw, more realistic.

    • @walterwhite1006
      @walterwhite1006 4 роки тому +3

      LOL

    • @wilfordgrimley4339
      @wilfordgrimley4339 4 роки тому +19

      Recording vertically means you dont have to turn your phone when it goes full screen. This shot is appropriate for vertical. Stop regurgitating shit other people say just because other people are saying. This isn't a micheal bay film.

    • @thomas8099
      @thomas8099 4 роки тому +2

      Wilford Grimley IKR, bunch of simpletons.

  • @hitoshishinsou1978
    @hitoshishinsou1978 3 роки тому +6668

    Daz: **is complying**
    Lady: iS tHiS a JoKe To YoU?!

  • @thomaspowell4836
    @thomaspowell4836 3 роки тому +1

    They usually always hang up straight away I loved this well done daz😂👏

  • @cally_
    @cally_ Рік тому +1

    Daz you're mint for keeping this iconic video up

  • @superflyguy4488
    @superflyguy4488 3 роки тому +987

    When my children were little, i just used to put them on the line, scammers would be hanging up in no time rather than talk to a 5 year old about ants invading the kitchen.

    • @geet6797
      @geet6797 2 роки тому +20

      Lmfaoooo

    • @johnb6723
      @johnb6723 2 роки тому +15

      It would be marvellous if those scammers ended up with fire ants in their pants.

    • @rollingbarrel4478
      @rollingbarrel4478 2 роки тому +15

      Dude, I need to do this as soon as I get children.

    • @dusty_07
      @dusty_07 2 роки тому +22

      @@rollingbarrel4478 lmao the phrase "get children" is a little ominous

    • @scarletttilbrook9891
      @scarletttilbrook9891 2 роки тому

      @@dusty_07 feuiebjkbkecfbaucfehrehccerugifiahvjweygf7u

  • @urikanoss6462
    @urikanoss6462 3 роки тому +4163

    When the scam caller is so bad at their job they get mad with the people that are "falling" for it

    • @BabaYaga-md2nm
      @BabaYaga-md2nm 3 роки тому +19

      Be careful Microsoft watching you 🍂👀🍂

    • @urikanoss6462
      @urikanoss6462 3 роки тому +4

      @@BabaYaga-md2nm o_O

    • @alunroberts1439
      @alunroberts1439 3 роки тому +14

      I had a call also funny as I had been off work for over 2 years with ill health. I some times go along with it for as long as I can pretending to looking for my bank card rattling stuff in a draw. Then tell me my battery is going flat an hang up.

    • @Grey-sq7dy
      @Grey-sq7dy 3 роки тому +1

      Im the like that made it 1K, i feel honored :)

    • @ataho2000
      @ataho2000 3 роки тому

      You say that they are bad at what they do but some of these groups are making around $100,000.00 a month.

  • @shy5551
    @shy5551 3 роки тому

    PLEASE MAKE ANOTHER ONE! this is gold

  • @cosette2227
    @cosette2227 3 роки тому +1

    The best video hands down😂🤣🤣🤣 Oml this is the best!!!!

  • @orilord7392
    @orilord7392 3 роки тому +2283

    I usually just tell them that I don’t own a computer and ask them if they’re referring to viruses on my Smart-Toilet.

  • @bigfoot2639
    @bigfoot2639 3 роки тому +2622

    "Lets get rid of the bad files in my computer"
    "SiR wHy aRe YoU mAkinG fUN oF Us??!!"

    • @madisonaubrey6076
      @madisonaubrey6076 3 роки тому +31

      Should have asked for her supervisor

    • @BaenjaminS
      @BaenjaminS 3 роки тому +3

      Loll

    • @bigfoot2639
      @bigfoot2639 3 роки тому +16

      @@paulcosta5854 Yes I know. I was just trying to make it short.

    • @AntoninHoudekidk
      @AntoninHoudekidk 3 роки тому +19

      I think they dont even have script for scenarios when people actually believe them... :D thats why she was so confused :D

    • @Jonathan-kp8dv
      @Jonathan-kp8dv 3 роки тому +4

      she's just reading of off a script

  • @Claire-to5ym
    @Claire-to5ym 2 місяці тому

    This could have been a series on it's own. Daz saving people from scam callers.

  • @NatRomanoff58
    @NatRomanoff58 2 роки тому

    This was so freaking funny! When we get scam calls about a computer we just say "Hm, that's funny, I don't have a computer." Shuts 'em up real quick. Love this response better.

  • @flodgey
    @flodgey 3 роки тому +1954

    Waste their time as much as possible, every second they waste with you is a second they aren't scamming a defenceless senior for all his life savings.

    • @mysteriousgamerhd6989
      @mysteriousgamerhd6989 3 роки тому +35

      Very true

    • @neonaaat6850
      @neonaaat6850 3 роки тому +85

      Also, keep them on the line probably help improve your conversation skill.

    • @samiam7
      @samiam7 3 роки тому +43

      @@neonaaat6850 hey you know what, I never thought about it like that! Good thinking!

    • @lmaoded1550
      @lmaoded1550 3 роки тому +15

      @@neonaaat6850 this will actually help us introverts a lot

    • @davexb6595
      @davexb6595 3 роки тому +45

      I did that once with a scammer. Stretched it out for weeks! I used up as much time as I possibly could. Was quite a bit of fun. Eventually they asked me what did I do for a living. I told them I investigate cyber crime.
      Strangely, they hung up, deleted their profile and did not contact me again.

  • @absin8078
    @absin8078 5 років тому +2373

    *asks reasonable questions*
    “ARe YoU mAKinG FUnN!?”

    • @chewiedog1
      @chewiedog1 5 років тому +9

      That's like a surefire way to know if they're a scammer, they dont expect anyone to say that

    • @amartje0108
      @amartje0108 5 років тому +10

      I know right, she has one fucking job and fails

    • @iamnotfunny1002
      @iamnotfunny1002 5 років тому

      Amartje010 at least she had a job

    • @swaggyt9730
      @swaggyt9730 5 років тому +2

      she must have been called out for being a scam before this one😂

    • @amartje0108
      @amartje0108 5 років тому +2

      @@iamnotfunny1002 well not a real one

  • @Fruity____
    @Fruity____ 2 роки тому

    Man I love daz so much he always makes the best jokes

  • @nicole9935
    @nicole9935 Рік тому

    First ever Daz video I discovered, which made me a fan of him 🙇🏻‍♀️

  • @singlewing5624
    @singlewing5624 4 роки тому +1320

    "Hello, my name is Jenny Williams-"
    "Hello, thank you for calling the Federal Bureau of Investigation, Agent John Smith, how can I help you?"

  • @hibryd7481
    @hibryd7481 3 роки тому +2048

    Imagine being so bad at conning people that when they go along with it, you literally go "SIR ARE YOU BEING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?"

    • @EdWensell
      @EdWensell 3 роки тому +78

      I thought that odd as well, but realized it was because he was staying calm and repeating back what she said as verification. Scammers need the victim to be in a panic to make it easier to fool them into making bad decisions. They speak quickly and in a heightened tone to instill a sense of urgency to push people into making snap decisions. He was not getting into a confused or panic state so she was getting suspicious.

    • @tangytim6699
      @tangytim6699 3 роки тому +26

      @@EdWensell I don't think they're that smart dude

    • @Potatocrime24-7
      @Potatocrime24-7 3 роки тому +14

      @@tangytim6699 no they aren't but it does confuse them when someone actually goes along with it in a calm understanding tone if voice.

    • @m.3228
      @m.3228 3 роки тому +5

      @@tangytim6699 it’s not about wether they’re smart or not it’s engraved in the normal human brain. that’s how brains work

    • @focusonhomework7251
      @focusonhomework7251 3 роки тому +1

      @@m.3228 right in the dot

  • @TakenSoulFromUs
    @TakenSoulFromUs 3 роки тому +51

    Day 63 without human interaction: I talk to the telemarketer sometimes when I’m lonely

    • @Necro2Juggalo
      @Necro2Juggalo 2 роки тому +2

      Give it a few years the lonely feeling fades away

    • @TakenSoulFromUs
      @TakenSoulFromUs 2 роки тому

      @artyom are you sad about my 52 new friends that I made it’s OK to be jealous😌

  • @roxifonsi
    @roxifonsi 2 роки тому

    This is why I call daz a chad he doesn’t just hang up he pranks the pranker

  • @mingo1337
    @mingo1337 5 років тому +594

    ” I’m calling from Microsoft Windows ” okaaay?

    • @RuggedRoughneck
      @RuggedRoughneck 5 років тому +34

      My first thought on that was " So ur calling from a computer program eh?"

    • @physicsdenier793
      @physicsdenier793 5 років тому +2

      Oh they turned windows into a company huh

    • @gachadeer6461
      @gachadeer6461 5 років тому

      I don't think its ”...” It's definitely “...”

    • @jess.s704
      @jess.s704 5 років тому

      BUT SANDRA I DON'T NEED MY WINDOWS CLEANED!

  • @cashewbag
    @cashewbag 6 років тому +647

    My mom got a scam call about car insurance once and my 2 year old neice was over so she told her to come over to the phone and scream into it 💀💀💀

    • @sorrynotsorry.9939
      @sorrynotsorry.9939 6 років тому +5

      LilyIsNotCool my baby bro does that🤣

    • @jessicat1929
      @jessicat1929 6 років тому +4

      Amazing 😂😂😂

    • @hayleyporter3634
      @hayleyporter3634 6 років тому +3

      LilyIsNotCool same thing here when my little sister was younger when she was on the phone she would just talk about random things so when they called sometimes we would just give the phone to here and it was so funny.

    • @ellillard3334
      @ellillard3334 6 років тому +3

      Omg your right I should just let my 2 year old niece take all of my phone calls from now on

    • @homosexula5595
      @homosexula5595 6 років тому +2

      This reminds of the time when I got a call from a random number and it was just a toddler asking me about my day

  • @CashFilms69
    @CashFilms69 Рік тому

    I’m watching this after years and I never realised this guy was Daz Black and now he’s like my favourite youtuber

  • @daveydevilliers3775
    @daveydevilliers3775 2 роки тому

    Bro do more of these they crack me up 😂

  • @Remhad
    @Remhad 3 роки тому +4289

    “Let’s get rid of them, that’s terrible!”
    *”wHAt?”*

  • @akxcvii_plv
    @akxcvii_plv 5 років тому +279

    I like how she keeps switching her accent back and forth from American to Indian 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @IllHandleThis
    @IllHandleThis 3 роки тому

    😂 I can’t- 😂😂😂 “Are you serious? Are you making fun?”

  • @Keezyk320
    @Keezyk320 Рік тому

    I love Daz so much omg 😭❤️

  • @Daniel-xb8nq
    @Daniel-xb8nq 4 роки тому +3887

    Scammer: You have a problem with your Microsoft Windows.
    Also Scammer: Ok so first off, Does your computer have Microsoft Windows?

    • @homi5676
      @homi5676 4 роки тому +7

      Lol ikr

    • @austin5374
      @austin5374 4 роки тому +3

      Daniel ikr 😂

    • @_carrbgamingjr
      @_carrbgamingjr 4 роки тому +13

      kidbomber I’m Indian and I still find this joke funny.
      But I live in America so I’m not a scammer like her lol.

    • @hiimsaulcaveman
      @hiimsaulcaveman 4 роки тому +6

      kidbomber not all Indians are like that man...

    • @maria_0135
      @maria_0135 4 роки тому

      Daniel 🤣🤣

  • @samlouwagie3899
    @samlouwagie3899 5 років тому +26040

    The one poor Indian guy who actually works for Microsoft

    • @jewd6335
      @jewd6335 5 років тому +401

      P Hitchcock lmao true

    • @adog4252
      @adog4252 5 років тому +1658

      Manish Debnath he means poor as in “you poor thing” not poor as in you have no money you uneducated cabbage-like simpleton

    • @adog4252
      @adog4252 5 років тому +110

      Sahil Naik woooosh

    • @samihailu6655
      @samihailu6655 5 років тому +83

      @@adog4252 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @samihailu6655
      @samihailu6655 5 років тому +28

      @@sahilnaik6353 I don't remember asking

  • @loridomingue9190
    @loridomingue9190 2 роки тому +1

    This is hilarious, I want one of these crooks to call me so I can mess with them lol. Sounds so fun!!!!

  • @lillywilks2727
    @lillywilks2727 3 роки тому

    OMG this is perfect omg it's so great!!!! 😂 It's so funny oml 🤣🤣

  • @bby04
    @bby04 5 років тому +4230

    Wtf, I almost died when she called him a prostitute 😂😂

    • @chuhaecherry8674
      @chuhaecherry8674 5 років тому +18

      •BeyondTheScene • ARMYYY

    • @koinetchi5818
      @koinetchi5818 5 років тому +36

      Yall needa stop commenting 'aarrrrmmmyyy' everywhere. It ruins the fandom.
      But yeah i agree

    • @whyparkjiminwhenucanrideji1878
      @whyparkjiminwhenucanrideji1878 5 років тому +6

      Fatemeh Bigdeloo ARRMMYYYYUUUUHHHHYYYY

    • @judecrosby-mckenna8049
      @judecrosby-mckenna8049 5 років тому +22

      Bts is horrible

    • @bby04
      @bby04 5 років тому +16

      Jude no they aren’t horrible actually, go somewhere else and comment your hate plz

  • @dvel217
    @dvel217 4 роки тому +1978

    Indian scammers: says something
    me: repeats what they say
    Indian scammers: WhAt

  • @tommyconway8147
    @tommyconway8147 3 роки тому +1

    This dude is a freaking genius and I love him so much😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @niceeslice3415
    @niceeslice3415 Рік тому +2

    “YoUrE a PrOsTiTuTe” and?!?! He’s an adorable one!

  • @user-dh7cy5df6i
    @user-dh7cy5df6i 6 років тому +348

    My nan messed them around good and proper because she’s quite clever and she doesn’t even own a computer, lol. She was leading them on saying that she’s following there steps and then at the end they were like “so have you done this” and she replied “no” “why not” they asked “because I don’t have a computer” 😂😂😂😂

    • @MairredSleepyBoyAizawa
      @MairredSleepyBoyAizawa 6 років тому +9

      Blonde Panther savage 😂😂😂 She deserves a gold medal

    • @kieranbaggies9454
      @kieranbaggies9454 6 років тому

      Blonde Panther your nan is a genius and very smart I hope I get a call like this so I can play them around just like that 😁😁😁😂😂😂

    • @broccoli5844
      @broccoli5844 6 років тому

      Did you copy that from another comment

  • @tgg4526
    @tgg4526 4 роки тому +4223

    Her professional accent is 👌
    hElLo Mai NeM Is JEni ViLliEmS

    • @zennyrahman8032
      @zennyrahman8032 4 роки тому +51

      Omfg xD I actually read it and I sounded like I had Indian accent

    • @zafarinc
      @zafarinc 4 роки тому +5

      Tbh i hear gru

    • @Nekivz
      @Nekivz 4 роки тому +1

      -wtf-

    • @Nekivz
      @Nekivz 4 роки тому +1

      - lol -

    • @SkipMoon
      @SkipMoon 4 роки тому +1

      TGG She’s a fucking dumb ass

  • @thebarkaysfan1100
    @thebarkaysfan1100 2 роки тому +4

    1:47 *NO!*

  • @sean_games1205
    @sean_games1205 11 місяців тому

    As soon as i saw daz in the thumnail i knew this was going to be good

  • @bob9644
    @bob9644 4 роки тому +3287

    “There is something wrong with your microsoft computer”
    2 seconds later
    “So... you have microsoft on your computer right?
    Lol

    • @subhanshaikh4132
      @subhanshaikh4132 4 роки тому +6

      Copied comment

    • @benny5190
      @benny5190 4 роки тому +20

      He should have said yea its apple

    • @ianv3180
      @ianv3180 4 роки тому +2

      @@benny5190 I used to get these calls all the time so one time I just said that I have a mac (which I don't but I wanted to see the reaction, I messed with them often but they kept on calling) and they apologized like crazy and never called again

    • @wishfix
      @wishfix 4 роки тому +4

      Actually I use Linux, So who's computer are you looking at ?

    • @byronjoel1400
      @byronjoel1400 4 роки тому +4

      @@subhanshaikh4132 wtf are you the comment police? 😅

  • @ggfs345t2
    @ggfs345t2 4 роки тому +2960

    I love how daz is trying not to piss himself laughing

    • @hypergamezjce90
      @hypergamezjce90 4 роки тому +3

      ThomasIsBae 101 that doesn’t make sense
      “to be honest though”

    • @simpyboyinit8511
      @simpyboyinit8511 4 роки тому

      Btw I am your 1000th like 😂

    • @gdbros_35
      @gdbros_35 4 роки тому

      @@hypergamezjce90 yes it duz

    • @hypergamezjce90
      @hypergamezjce90 4 роки тому +1

      GDBrosComedy read it out loud.
      “I love how daz is trying not to piss himself laughing”
      “To be honest though!”

    • @gdbros_35
      @gdbros_35 4 роки тому

      @@hypergamezjce90 dont tell me what to do

  • @Anonymous_Music
    @Anonymous_Music 3 роки тому

    I LOVE THIS.
    i seen this in 2018 on a different account and now I'm back on this one

  • @gamerguardian1438
    @gamerguardian1438 2 роки тому

    this was the funniest thing i have seen all day

  • @Phoenixgg2
    @Phoenixgg2 6 років тому +3385

    My dad does this ALL the time and it's the funniest thing ever, he once had a guy on the phone for 40 minutes and kept saying stuff like "What's Google Chrome?" 😂😂

    • @jadejeepers4985
      @jadejeepers4985 6 років тому +98

      Playing the ingnorant role I see. Nicely done lol😂😂😂

    • @Hassan-yp1gv
      @Hassan-yp1gv 6 років тому +52

      I pretended i was on the toilet with one guy from telstra

    • @0_TokiToki_0
      @0_TokiToki_0 6 років тому +2

      Sammeeeeeee

    • @kcsodaa354
      @kcsodaa354 6 років тому +1

      Phoenixgg2 jeez another minecraft utuber

    • @grannygamer4189
      @grannygamer4189 6 років тому

      Phoenixgg2 yeah mine too 😂😂 but he died.

  • @Chonkems
    @Chonkems 3 роки тому +3467

    They're not even con artists, they're con finger-painters.

    • @falcon7353
      @falcon7353 3 роки тому +12

      LMAO 🤣🤣

    • @ragnar0432
      @ragnar0432 3 роки тому +11

      Underrated comment

    • @Yue_Jin
      @Yue_Jin 3 роки тому +7

      @arthur morgan yeah my 1 year old nephew is an artist, wanna buy a few pieces of art for £100 each?

    • @harrypercmuncher
      @harrypercmuncher 3 роки тому +3

      This comment is fucking legendary

    • @sarcasm-83
      @sarcasm-83 3 роки тому +10

      @@Yue_Jin If you can prove the pieces are authentic and not fakes mimicking your 1 year old nephew's best works, we might be able to do business

  • @katherinetapp6981
    @katherinetapp6981 2 роки тому +1

    You are so good at this daz

  • @patsywood8440
    @patsywood8440 2 роки тому

    Oml DAZ U R A LEGAND ALL HAIL TGE COMEDY LORD

  • @thesprawl2361
    @thesprawl2361 5 років тому +217

    My method is to tell them I'm following all their instructions, and go along with what they say. During that time, and whenever I follow a piece of advice, I tell them that certain small things are going wrong my PC, like a quiet hissing, flashing lights or sharp 'neeyoooow' noises - all of which is to build up to a point about eight or nine minutes in when I tell them that my computer has started smoking, that the hard drive has caught fire and that the screen has suddenly cracked and is leaking some kind of burning black fluid. I panic loudly and say 'help, help, for god's sake help, oh god it's on my hands it's on my fucking hands, it's burning oh god it's burning', break off for a bit of screaming and sound effects away from the phone, and then come back to the phone again with 'what do I do, oh Jesus what do I do, it's spreading up my arm, it's like that bit in the Matrix, oh fuck it's so painful'.
    Believe it or not, a few of them stay on the line all the way through, and by the end of it sound utterly terrified that they've maimed/scarred me for life.

    • @ExElliexE
      @ExElliexE 5 років тому +3

      You may have actually done this, but something about it sounds like a lie...

    • @thesprawl2361
      @thesprawl2361 5 років тому +2

      @@ExElliexE ;)

    • @epicderp6167
      @epicderp6167 5 років тому +4

      Make a video of that. I'd watch that!

  • @xredartedx3140
    @xredartedx3140 5 років тому +3114

    Scammer: u have virus ok?
    Me: I'm on playstation 4

  • @sweettea4245
    @sweettea4245 2 роки тому +1

    When I was younger my mum would ask “what’s wrong?” and then unleash all of the anger she’s has bottled up onto them.

  • @pokeepoof
    @pokeepoof 2 роки тому

    This got me harder then I expected, had a great laugh and her response too