JURASSIC PARK EMPLOYEES 3
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- Опубліковано 21 тра 2021
- The two scientists Bert and Bill, have returned from the island. But their employer is not very happy!
Written and directed by Daz Black
Staring:
Produced by : Huw Samuel : / huwsamuel
Vania Fernandes : vaniafernan...
Sound: David erwood
DOP: Andrea gambadoro
Soundtrack
Welcome to Jurassic World · Michael Giacchino
Jurassic World (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)
℗ 2015 Back Lot Music, a division of Universal Studios Music LLLP
Released on: 2015-06-09
Main Artist: Michael Giacchino
Producer: Michael Giacchino
Studio Personnel: Pat Sullivan
Studio Personnel: Streisand Scoring Stage, Sony Pictures, Los Angeles
Conductor: Tim Simonec
Composer: John Williams
Composer: Michael Giacchino
Music Publisher: USI B Music Publishing (BMI)
Music Publisher: Universal Pictures Music (ASCAP) - Комедії
2 girls at a wedding part 3 is next guys!
YES
Hiii
Soooo exciting thank you daz
We need more bitch slapping
Yeahhhh
“Listen, if your horse is dead, you can just have daddy clone him!”
“My dad is dead.”
“Well clone him!”
😂
I can do it
@@parklez3250 woo woo
Hahaha
"dinasours has escaped"
"NO! AH SHAT THE FAK UP! NO WAY!"
"didnt see that coming"
Godzilla had a seizure trying to read this
@@honestlyharmful3102 ah i see you come from bread boys as well. Nice 2 meet you man of culture
This line was the best! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
lmfao
😂
"Just get daddy to clone you a new one."
"My father is dead I have you know."
"Then clone him? I dunno."
Line delivery peaked at this moment.
“They stayed on the beach and made sandcastles” is one of the best lines
“*GASP* NO! STFU! NO WAY!”
“Didn’t see that coming”
had me dead
That part was hilarious 😂😂
Me TOO
dead like the billionaire?
@@dyingcerealbowl2560 Exactly
I forget how tall Daz is, it’s strange to see him with legs and not just sitting at his computer table
His not that tall
@@g9yearsago732 HE’S 6ft which is still tall
@@lornathompson3811 really I thought he was like 5:7
He has legs?
@@heyitskelsey8591 I thought Daz would be like Davros 😂
7:03
"Well if they ever turn Jurassic park into a movie I'm sure he'd be first in line."
One of my fav parts 🤣
"I'm leaving you guys can stay here."
"Should we go after him?"
"No, no dinosa- he's fucking dead grab your things" 😂😂😂
that smoldering volvo what killed that picnic was the last of "their things", i'm certain. lol
“is-is that a gun?”
“Y-Yes, it’s a dart gun- loaded with poison darts”
*look at each other
“AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA”
“Your gonna die”
can’t wait to see these employees again
@Javiator that's a bit harsh
@Javiator your not nice one but.... I can fix that. Don’t reply again ever in your life.
@Javiator Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
@Javiator English?
I get it, you can't help it being an asshole but just leave other People in peace. Understood! Thank you...
This really looks like the place they really film the movie
Yeah it does
True
He rented out a castle
Wouldn’t doubt if it was, daz goes to extreme lengths for his videos.. for us
Lockwood manor
He’s literally getting more and more ambitious with each one it started with a skit now it’s a fucking movie😂
Can we just appreciate how much EFFORT Daz put in to this 10 MIN SKETCH. IT'S INSANE
We are doing?
Best ten mins on you tube 🥲
Yessss totally
We need more jarassic park stuff
This is literally movie production qualities right there.
I was about to say-
Love how the one scientist’s beard gets more glorious every episode
When the world needed this series the most, it came back.
It's shocking on how the first Jurassic Park employees was just filmed in a room and now is being filmed in a MANSION!
THE IMPROVEMENT 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
Daz should try to make his own movie such a good actor
I K R
He is
He made his own movie with friends over lockdown. It’s on his channel if you want to watch it
With only him 😂😂
👍👍👌👌
"my father is dead"
"well then clone him idk."
"We were just practicing what its like to be a rich prick"
"You build a new one, that was faster, stronger and even f*cking invisible apparently because life finds a way" 😂😂
I think that was my favorite line out of the whole skit!
“My father is dead.”
“Then clone him!”
AHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG I LOVE THIS
"then clone him"
Daz- you just - you're just awsome 💀💀😂😂
Can we just appreciate that he rented out a whole CASTLE just to make a 10 minute video
“FOR GOD SAKES NOT AGAIN! I had dinner reservations”
“Yes well unfortunately so did these velociraptors”
be vegan if you are a meat eater you are a murderer
@Willchan18 be vegan if you are a meat eater you are a murderer
@@phoebephillips2491 be vegan if you are a meat eater you are a murderer
@@meatismurderbevegan4224 shut up
The production quality of this is INSANE. From the screenplay to the amazing cinematography and to the fact that Daz makes up half the cast, he’s honestly given us way too. He deserves everything🔥🙌🏽
Yes
@@leilalala8715 Yes
Daz really out did himself with this masterpiece. The visuals, acting and the script was beautifully done. Goes to show you don't always need to go overboard with dramatic lines and complex CGI effects to make amazing content.
9:36 I just love the change in his expression once he realises what’s actually happened.
At first it was just a fun skit, now its a fricken cinematic film
Kinda like when jontron had his flex tape
But that then became a joke again
“The dinosaurs will just be looking for a way out at this point.”
*their boss dies in the distance*
“Okay yep he’s dead pack your things” 🤣
Yes we watched it
Lol
It's so weird seeing Dazs full body and walking around since I'm so used to seeing him at his desk 🤣
Loved how the scientists gave him all the facts, but he still didn’t get it.😂
I’m just gonna sit here for 44 hours
same XD
Same
Ok well just a warning your feet will get tired and feel like your on the tip of an iceburg
I wish but I have to go to bed lol
Yep
These 2 scientists are literally me if I was in Jurassic park.
Omg this is sooo true
You Nikki me m m mom m m mom mom mom my m mm mom mom m mom mmm
Right?? Like, if I was part of that universe, after knowing about what happened to the first park, I'd take all the necessary measures to not end up dinosaur food. But alas, people in horror/scifi/similar genre movies are just naturally born with neither common sense nor survival instinct...
The two scientists are couple goals honestly.
“ I guess daddy didn’t buy him enough ponies growing up “. 😂 I’m dead
"Just get daddy to clone you a new one"
"My fathers dead i'll have you know.."
".. t..then clone.. him?.. idk"
😂😂 honestly Daz I am DEAD
I'm sorry for the loss of your life 😔
Clone urself
When a sketch is better than the actual movies it's based on...
Ok that’s too far
be vegan if you are a meat eater you are a murderer
@@TheRealRip-Tide be vegan if you are a meat eater you are a murderer
@@meatismurderbevegan4224 what abt plants tho it fine to kill them? They give us oxygen but you still munch down on them.
@@meatismurderbevegan4224 what does is have to do with the video
I cannot believe all those guys are Daz, he is such a good actor!
Can we appreciate how Daz literally hired a castle to film this- that's devotion
“The budget for this was insane”
*buys a castle*
I’m way to exited for this, I am sitting here in my living room just wiggling around in excitement
🤣🤣wiggling, kinda gave me a giggle icl, thanks, had such a bad day tbh and this actually made it a bit better :))
Same
@wiggleworm same
For the next 2 days? This vid doesn’t release till the 22nd
It’s in 43 hours
that moment where the alarms went off was actually kinda bone chilling
I've watched all 3 of these episodes about a million times and I can confirm they never stop being hilarious 😂
Someone needs to get him a co star role on a box office comedy
Ikkkkkrrrr
“And we don’t get paid enough”
Every teacher ever
@Joseph McManus think about their jobs tho, if your a teacher for lets say 1st grade you have to not only teach them but control them when they get crazy. It’s not just like babysitting when babysitting you usually sit a few kids not like 20. I mean High school isn’t easier, you got all these hormonal angsty teens walking around and it’s no fun. Unless you teach or are a teacher you don’t know how much they get paid and it can vary based on where you are.
@@katemichellem true! Our class would make every teacher we had cry and they usually wanted another class or just quite :/ feel bad for them, I was a quiet kid and like our teachers but the rest of the class would be screaming and shit. It was from 1-6th grade so they should get paid more if you ask me! It’s not an easy job like you said!
I guess Daddy didn't buy him enough ponies growing up. Ha Ha Ha Ha. So fucking funny
“Definitely fake”, me looking at the beard:
Amazing script!
“Gay suit man” just canonically died...oh my 😂
'Do you take the special bus to work everyday?'
'What...?'
'Actually it would be a helicopter cause we're working on a island'
'Ah yes yes is that what you do?
Can we just appreciate how far Daz will go to satisfy his viewers he rented a fricken castle for gods sake, like this is awesome I mean it was probably really expensive but it's really cool
The passion. The dedication. Masterpeice. This really touched me, and I even shed a tear. This was a whole emotional ride and I’m still very teary. This… was truly amazing!
Daz is such an amazing person👊
Ikr
His videos he me through the days
I agree 😊
be vegan if you are a meat eater you are a murderer
@@bigmeeps1239 be vegan if you are a meat eater you are a murderer
The budget literally went up for everything except the good ol’ beard. Gotta love it
"swallowing families whole" that line was delivered so well
Love the fact that he is wearing a Daz Games t-shirt
“My father is dead, I’ll have you know!”
“Then clone him I don’t know?!” 😂
So many days have gone by without a single word that anything was coming. Now, this is epic.
Nah it’s been mentioned lots of times
*claps and wipes tears out of eyes while laughing*
Beautiful, absolutely beautiful
When Dad came out of the car with his glasses I started laughing 😭💀💀💀 **lmao I meant Daz**
That wheezing ‘you’re gonna die’ always gets me 😂
Are we all Just chillin in the comments more then a day early 😎
More like 2 days
@@Chocolatebear209 that’s why I said MORE than a day
@@zuhahussain1470 oh sorry 😣 I didn’t read it properly sorry
@@Chocolatebear209 haha it’s fine😊
Same lol
This is honestly amazing. The sheer effort and QUALITY in this video is insane
Ik it’s annoying when people quote videos but this made my laugh for a while
“The dinosaurs have escaped”
“NO, shut the fock up😱”
Daz this is gold 😂😭😂
It has finally arrived again...the unbeatable series
Who else is gonna sit here and wait for over 40 hours?
Me godda**it
Me :D
Me 🕺🏻
I'm waiting for 2 hours
Only 2 hours left!!
Bill's beard just keeps expanding and expanding😂😂😂
“Oh yes yes he’s fucking dead let’s go grab your things!”
“Get back on the boat, you morons.” 🤣
After 2 years part 3 has finally arrived
Covid is a thing yk
Bro to this day it's still so funny man I could not stop laughing when the alarm went off and Daz's face
“and they made sand castles” 😂
Daz always knows what to say. "rich prick" especially 😭✋
I would actually watch a hole movie of him!I love Dazzs Acting and his jokes.
"My father is dead"
"Then clone him" 😂😂😂
daz black deserves the world and i stand by that
The only bad side to this being so good is the fact that I want more now.
“My dad is dead’’
“Then clone him or something”
😂😂😂
I Love rewatching your skits/movies. One day, I hope to see something in theaters produced by Daz. Imagine the horror or comedy he can put on the big screen.
“My father is dead i have u know”
“ then clone him idk”
Oh i missed this so much and im so excited for the "2 girls at a wedding" too, this just made my night!
Now we wait for part 4 where they bring him back to life. I love this
Those two are my favorite Jurassic Park characters.
Daz has lost weight holy shit. he looks so good
"A surprise to be sure but a welcome one"
"When will you people learn" that's literally what we say in every film xD
Daz's sketches are amazing. Great script writing, camera work and acting. Way way better than Hollywood. Hollywood should retire permanently
Daz has the ability to make a full length movie with him being the only actor
“Rich boy seems pissed” 🤣
"oh yes, yes he's fucking dead, let's go. Grab your things"
hahahah
The same casual sense bert and bill have is so amazing
Whenever I'm feeling upset/depressed, i come too daz for a laugh. Never fails! This video is wicked funny, and the production quality is amazing.
Thank you daz for making me smile💜
''my dads dead" then clone him too i dont know" XD
this was the best thing i have ever saw. i honestly want a entire movie trilogy just with daz.
"....Rich Boy seems pissed."🤣🤣
Can I just say Daz looks amazing in a sports jacket. Damn
daz is one of the most top tier best actors in da world bruh i swear
I'm so happy he's started posting on this account! These videos, even though their short, made my day so much brighter :)
i beg daz to make an official movie doesnt have to be dinosaur related but it just need him to be the director what an amazing man he is absolutely hilarious
Can we APPRECIATE this man weight loss journey!!! So proud of this man 👏🏻❤️