What Happened Was That The Signalman Forgot To Change The Points, And The Engine Was Going Slow Enough To Stop Before The Excavator Arm Hit The Boiler Tube. Fun Fact: That Engine Was Used In Thomas And The Magic Railroad.
@@joe125ful Of course they didn't see it. The issue is that not only did the call to stop come at least a hundred feet too late, but it's also unlikely the engineer heard him anyway.
12:17 Your floor mats will do in a pinch, if you're stuck in mud/snow/ice/other. Also, a spray bottle of 2/3 Rubbing Alcohol, and 1/3 water is great for de-icing your windows. Can also be used on frozen locks. Cheers.
Absolutely great advice. Maybe related, maybe not. As a commercial plumber, we test for gas leaks, usually new installs are pressured with air so you can't use a sniffer. Leak detector solution is $12 per bottle. So we use dawn soap and water, which freezes in the winter. Older plumber showed me a hack. Add a bit of windshield washer fluid to the bottle and problem solved. I love learning new things. Thanks again!
All the stupid ones use to die from their stupidity. Now due to modern medicine and putting warning labels on everything the stupid ones are thriving. We are very close to the movie Idiotocracy becoming our reality. If you haven't seen that movie i highly recommend it. Compare it to our world now.
примерно так же как, в Красноярске вчера один отметил 37 летие, пьяный сел за руль и протаранил 70 машин соседей. А на утро в полиции сказал что ничего не помнил.
The last one with the guy who parked outside of the lines. They taught him a lesson. I have seen a similar one with a woman who did that, and they waited until she got in through the back, and was ready to back out - then drove the truck on the left away! lol
If you have a closer look at 0:03, for example, you can see that excavator has adapter wheels for train tracks (the small round things in front of and behind the excavator). This is a regular thing. You can then use a regular excavator when something next to or between train tracks needs to be dug up.
"Victor" trying to drive with the parking brake on us sadly more common than you think. A lot of people aren't used to looking or paying attention to the icons on their dash. 😂
You have arrived. That is a very accurate GPS. Most get you within 100' of your destination. This one not only guides you into the correct ditch, it allows you to choose which side of your vehicle you would like to land on
2:43 You have reached your destination. Your destination is on your right!!. 👍
That had me tears 😂
Come to comment that also, that was so funny
My wife looked at me funny as I randomly burst out laughing 🤣 that gps timing was too good.
@@cantliff9 You and me both, my friend.
@@wolvo5441
2:49 “you have reached your destination” is pure comedy gold
🤣🤣
Guys, I think he reached his destination.
*passenger door to the right (his destination) inoperable for added insult to injury*
"You have reached your destination."
The best word in humanity
THAT SO COMEDIC LMAOAOOA
and yellow paint, my eyes are so full of tears, i cant see my laptop screen, at 3-15
Yelling at an oncoming locomotive to stop is the fail in the fist video.
Why?Maybe driver didnt see it?:)
What Happened Was That The Signalman Forgot To Change The Points, And The Engine Was Going Slow Enough To Stop Before The Excavator Arm Hit The Boiler Tube.
Fun Fact: That Engine Was Used In Thomas And The Magic Railroad.
@@joe125ful Of course they didn't see it. The issue is that not only did the call to stop come at least a hundred feet too late, but it's also unlikely the engineer heard him anyway.
HELL YES! They can stop on a dime... as long as the "dime" is the size of an airport!
@@Caden-z5dWhy Is The First Letter Of Every Word Capitalized?
The yellow paint 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Reminds me of a Mr Bean scene where he used firecracker to paint his whole room, but some other bloke went in to get his hat...
Guy was having one of THOSE days….
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i just cant stop laughing, 🤣🤣🤣🤣, and the part with you have reached your destination , its on your right,
his guy is cracking me up like crazy! 😂
@NMT-FunnyMomentsOfTheWeek the yellow 💛💛💛 paint 🎨 face 👀👁️ guy just looking around 🤣🤣🤣🤣💪💪
14:22 worried about the keys stuck in the tires... Mate, that tire is BALD, pretty sure those keys saved you from seeing Jesus early.
That guy sounds like Paddy Pimblett
8:49 Unlike so many ramp fails, this guy did manage to get the motorcycle into the truck! Credit where it's due.
@ 14:01 - Bob's experimental seaweed farming idea would never get past the beta testing of the watertractor.
Some of these videos are ANCIENT.
still gives one a good laugh, the yellow paint guy .lol
Rolls over, lands on side....'you have reached your destination.....' 😂
🤣🤣
If your reading this, I wish u a Merry Christmas 🎄:)
Merry Christmas!
If my what is reading this?
Merry Crashmas everybody.
Merry Christmas!
Merry Chrysler!
Happy Holidays jeepliving & everybody watching Fail Army.
😂😂🎉🙋🏼♂️
@@AlejandroPzGz And Happy Goodyear!
To that guy that got boxed in on both sides, I salute you as I had to find creative ways to get into my car before.
If you look close you can see why they did that to him. He was straddling a parking space line, and taking up two spaces.
6:59 And from that day on, little Johnny never forgot to check the maximum load of his truck ever again.
That's probably a 5 ton boulder. I wouldn't even put that in any pickup even a dually.
The biggest mistake is selling gas to these fools.
Actually, the biggest mistake was to give them a driver's license.
SHAME ON THOSE DRIVING SCHOOLS!
Gratitude for the humans who ask, 'Are you alright?!' - instead of standing there and laughing.
12:17 Your floor mats will do in a pinch, if you're stuck in mud/snow/ice/other. Also, a spray bottle of 2/3 Rubbing Alcohol, and 1/3 water is great for de-icing your windows. Can also be used on frozen locks. Cheers.
Absolutely great advice.
Maybe related, maybe not. As a commercial plumber, we test for gas leaks, usually new installs are pressured with air so you can't use a sniffer. Leak detector solution is $12 per bottle. So we use dawn soap and water, which freezes in the winter. Older plumber showed me a hack. Add a bit of windshield washer fluid to the bottle and problem solved. I love learning new things. Thanks again!
I'm just imagining that call to fedex "uhh, boss? A tree just fell on my truck" "a TREE? WTF!?" "Yeah, I'm thinking the same thing."
"MA'AM"
Ahahahahah 😆
12:14 - uses a single stick for traction, pretty sure it's front wheel drive too 😂
It's RWD.
Homie didn't buy the X-Drive edition
BMWs are rear wheel drive.
The best Christmas gift is a new fail army upload 🤣
Now with 20% new videos.
Hope everyone has a safe holiday
You too! 😊
At 15:30 the only way that guy is going to get that boat trailer near the water is if it rains. The easiest trailer in the world to back up.
No, far from "the easiest trailer in the world to backup," but still not difficult at all with a little thought.
Reminds me of the scene from family guy of peter trying to get his boat in the water
lol agreed that’s a pretty long tongue which makes it easier for sure.
That blue car hitting the closing gate was brutal. 🥴
merry christmas fellow fans of failarmy, hope your days goes a lot better than those in these videos
Buon Natale a tutti voi 👋🎉
2:18 Now that will wake you up in the morning. That "gat dayemm" is relatable
Fails like these make me feel better about my day. 😂 Work fails are a blessing in disguise!
У меня один вопрос: как выжили люди на Земле?
Глядя на этот ролик, у людей явно нет мозгов.
All the stupid ones use to die from their stupidity. Now due to modern medicine and putting warning labels on everything the stupid ones are thriving.
We are very close to the movie Idiotocracy becoming our reality. If you haven't seen that movie i highly recommend it. Compare it to our world now.
примерно так же как, в Красноярске вчера один отметил 37 летие, пьяный сел за руль и протаранил 70 машин соседей. А на утро в полиции сказал что ничего не помнил.
Effectivement, ils n’ont pas le niveau. C’est ce qui fait de l’humain, une espèce attachante, qu’on adore regarder se blesser.
I fear for my family's safety knowing these people are operating 4000 pound vehicles at high speeds.
And as always, friends: *NO ONE WAS HARMED!!!* 😂
What if someone got hurt in all the clips that didn't say no one got hurt🤯
will never understand, who says they never got hurt
_You have reached your destination_
Google: *Please review your driving experience* 😃
4:33 had me EXPLODING WITH LAUGHTER 🤣 (russian ppl will understand)
The last one with the guy who parked outside of the lines. They taught him a lesson. I have seen a similar one with a woman who did that, and they waited until she got in through the back, and was ready to back out - then drove the truck on the left away! lol
Happy Halloween everyone 😊
dude is christmas bruh
Thanks, joe biden! 🤣🤣🤣
@@Psychodermia 🤣🤣
Some of these are satisfyingly funny But others are scary
Merry Christmas 🎄
Happy Hanukah Everyone!
Gross
You have reached your destination 🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣 Indeed
16:30 play that with the wrong person and both cars are gonna get keyed for pulling that prank and have their valve stems cut..
Can they say anything other than "oh my god"?
Americans always says that come to EU we say stuff like f*uk.
and dont believe in God,lol
Merry Christmas to all and more fails to be filmed tonight!
0:06 why put the excavator there? don't they know it's a train track. it's confusing 🥲
The switch was supposed to be lined for the train to go down the other track but apparently someone forgot to line it.
Jetzt ist es erwiesen 😂 wir werden aussterben 😮
@@SeminoleRail If so, this shift worker is irresponsible and should be disciplined.
@@m.m.2819 if so then sad
If you have a closer look at 0:03, for example, you can see that excavator has adapter wheels for train tracks (the small round things in front of and behind the excavator). This is a regular thing. You can then use a regular excavator when something next to or between train tracks needs to be dug up.
Nice video
The loading ramps. So many people don not understand the risks...
MERRY CHRISTMAS FAILARMY!!! THANKS FOR ALL THE FUNNY VIDEOS🎉🎅
There are enough people (adults) on this earth, where I don’t know how they could survive long enough to actually become adults.
90% of people with driving licenses should be stripped off their sriving licences.
Best video For Christmas 🎄
The pinnacle of comedy is here! 😂
people really need to learn what a 'handbrake' is
Never a fan of bicycle fails but loved the clip where the guy ‘reached his destination’ bahahahaha 😅
Bro at 16:04 thought his low end merc was so special he could park between two spaces; guess he'll think twice next time.
Who else couldn’t keep a straight face
your videos are great i watch them often when do you watch them
Merry Christmas
Hello everybody..tnx for the video and smiles..😀
"Victor" trying to drive with the parking brake on us sadly more common than you think. A lot of people aren't used to looking or paying attention to the icons on their dash. 😂
The Prius slowly reversing into a POLICE BIKE has to be the dumbest fail of all time. Well done bud. You're not getting out of that one.
2:37 - When your boss says 'improvise,' but you're starring in a comedy show instead of working!
Gotta love Christmas uploads
the yellow paint face is tops, poor guy, lol, imagine trying to clean it all up,
Just to be clear: "No one was harmed" actually means "At least five people were killed."
14:23 pls return my keys
😂😂
No one was harmed? It depends on your definition of harmed.😮
You have arrived.
That is a very accurate GPS.
Most get you within 100' of your destination.
This one not only guides you into the correct ditch, it allows you to choose which side of your vehicle you would like to land on
14:40 when luck is on your side 😮😂
After watching this I feel a whole lot better about myself.
2:50 you won’t be leaving the destination for a while either.
and the yellow face paint guy,
Hope you got sued by the Railroad company for parking on the train tracks
Ah, just like Christmas 2019.....wait these clips are mostly from 2019...
Luckly, no one was hurt.
10:50 was one of the most extreme success to failure instances I have ever seen.
the prius stuck on ice speaks on so many levels
Merry Christmas (and happy holidays)
Why do people think trains can stop easily? They can’t because they’re too heavy.
8:50 that's the first time I've seen a motorcycle loaded successfully!
"No scooters were harmed" 🛵
- Will you be careful on the road?
- Wheel? Did you say "wheel"?
Guy that ran over the keys and popped his tire, never have I seen that 😂😮😅.
The vast majority of us barely can drive cars with four tires. Why anyone would try something with two tires is beyond insanity.
3:43 comedy legend status achieved! 😂
THE YELLOW PAINT!!!
He's part of the Yellow Man Group at 3:23 😆
that guy went from a scooter to a wheelchair real quick
Yelling at a train to stop doesn't work that way
"No one was harmed"...yeah, right!🙄
Failarmy: No one was harmed
Guy at 15:09 : Oh really?
0:17😂😂😂
0:25😲😲😲
0:33😱😱😱
Awesome video funny 😎😎😎😎
May I know where you can find these beautiful clips?
1:49 the slow motion face planting into the ground was hilarious 😭
Le pauvre cycliste qui saute l’escalier à 10’24 et se prend le guidon dans les dents en a perdu quelques unes.
merry christmas
You too
The first one hurt me as hell :'c
If there’s one thing people should learn from these videos it’s loading motorbikes to pickups using a crappy narrow ramps won’t work
There were definitely some people harmed in this one
many are, you see the pain ,loll
@@Palmstreet-u7x I think the next part will be the injury part.
2:19 in his mind he jumped over the car while still in the air did a 360 spin 😏
5:20…and that’s when he realized that his horrible wheel offset was a questionable choice🤔
And if he had proper high aspect ratio tires instead of that low profile garbage it wouldn't have popped.
i remember last one was the revenge prank on that guy for blocking 2 parkingspots
for me the yellow paint face guy,
I love yure vitios❤
is it me or did we already see 80% of these videos