Listen you hooligans. There are rules to the curse wheel. Do not question it's unholy power or the rituals involved. It's power is beyond your comprehension.
Things I never thought I would hear said seriously on the internet "Sir, your demonic wheel of ultimate doom and unlimited curses is not calibrated and balanced correctly"
@@drakeferraro946 funny thing is he cursed both our teams (saints fan here hi :)) and they just played each other. Imagine if he cursed them both last week lmfao
Here on Sunday night. Eagles and Saints both lost. Just waiting for Monday for the fulfillment of this cursed prophecy. edit: Seahawks lost. All hail the curse wheel. Holy shit it's undefeated.
Keeping it real with you, Clickbait power rankings in general are more fun to watch. I go to the talking heads on TV for football news, and to these guys for opinions and entertainment.
I think they may have also been cursed. My theory is that the Lions were supposed to lose to the Cardinals, and only won due to the 2 minute warning canceling out what would have been (and genuinely was) a pick six that would have ended a drive that ultimately resulted in a Detroit TD. As such, the refs blatantly disobeyed the Curse Wheel, and have angered it. The Chiefs, as we know, are the favorite team of the refs, and as such, must be punished, and the other 3 teams landed on by the triple curse are collateral damage of the wheel's wrath.
No. It landed on 3, the Vikings, and then was like, NOPE, and went back to land on two of the teams the Vikings fans hate most in all the world--the Saints and the Eagles. LOL
As an Eagles fan I agree ☝️ that shit stopped on another number then “decided” to go ahead and move along to curse us and the Saints at the same time. Response the Fuckin wheel!!!
You don’t get to complain. As a Ravens fan he cursed us twice and we lost in bs ways against the Chiefs and Raiders and Tucker’s been missing field goals. So no complaining.
I think it’s actually opposite 6, in the yellow 4 area. Most definitely heavier in that region. My guess is manufacture or assembly used a different sized screw, or more screws than other numbers
I said this first week. It isn't mounted properly. It shakes, rattles and rolls. I think Perna is so ignorant of mechanics that he thinks the shake/rattle/roll is also random, so he doesn't fix it.
It's heavier in the 345 zone. You can tell because instead of just stopping it's foward momentum it went backwards nearly halfway. 567 is going to recieve a lot of curses this year. Bank on 6 coming up a lot.
@@gradeftt1235 We suddenly, maybe, have a semblance of a football team after only ever having 3 bowl games in our history prior to last year. Kinda shocking. But Sluka actually just bailed on UNLV over an NIL dispute. So might go back to being irrelevant in regards to football.
Can't help but feel like you are either spinning the wheel the wrong way, or it's misbalanced and is bringing up 6, 7, 8 respectively since it stopped and fhen rolled backwards toward those three.
Alright I'm actually scared now... Seahawks are the last of the cursed teams and are down 34-20. If they lose, that's the perfectly cursed trifecta. STAY AWAY FROM THE RAVENS! You already gave us a shit start we crawled back from.
Or it hits whoever was on 2, 3, 8, 9 and 10. Although I am going to have to go back and see what number it was on when the big wheel reversed its spin.
I think the two wheels will average out and Green Bay is actually gling to be cursed. Also Brandon, you need to fix your new wheel because its clearly not balanced right
Hey Perna, jokes aside, I think the curse wheel isn't weighted properly. There's no way it should have been 6 twice, let alone three times, and 7 is just one off from 6... only to THEN counterrotate back down from 2 to 8. In fact, it ended back up at the same 8 you started it at! Something is causing it to level out each time. Maybe rotate the numbers or add more distributed weights... unless THAT is the curse?? 😅
request for you to bring back the "I'm dying inside" shirts on the shop? and if you do, can you make sure the XL Cleveland Browns' ones are fully stocked?
I'm so sorry; I hope groper cleveland goes away so you guys can join us again. On the upside, you're keeping him from having to get a real job, effecting us more✌️
Big curse wheel almost hit 4 but stopped on 3 and went backwards. That means the steelers will come close to losing but somehow pull it off in the end. Maybe a 50 plus yd fg from boswell at the ringer
Yo, I gotta say the little edits you’re adding on the logos are awesome! Keep up the good work! Hope y’all get the underdog thing so the quality can keeping going up!
One good thing about the broncos is, it brought me to this channel last year. You see, I live in WA, and obviously I’m a Seahawks fan. That said, I found this channel when I wanted to know what Russell was doing. I no longer care about that anymore, yet he are I am! I feel nothing but pity for you guys! Well, and a sense of some kind of revenge for you guys on somebody, I don’t know who, but I do!
The best part about your curses...??? I don't foresee you cursing Da Bears! That's why I wear my favorite shirt every Sunday! My sad Bears shirt! And I get so many laughs and compliments! Thank you and your team for great content!
I spent a solid minute and a half rewinding the beginning of the video to try and make drum beats out of you smacking the table... thank you for this opportunity...
I'm relying on you for what's going on in the league more and more keep up the great content. You're hilarious as well. I told my cousin about you so hopefully that netted you another subscriber
There are 3 constants: death, taxes, and perna forget where he ranked teams after spinng the wheel
Why cant Perna write down the power ranked teams before he spins the wheel ?
@@merlin-ju6fu exactly
Every damn time 😂
@@merlin-ju6fu. Or simply print them out. 😳
Listen you hooligans. There are rules to the curse wheel. Do not question it's unholy power or the rituals involved. It's power is beyond your comprehension.
Eagles and saints lost 😂, oh lord if the seahawks lose tomorrow ill come back and update
Update: Holy balls
Came here to check what teams had ended up being cursed glad to find to curse wheel goes STRONG(for now)
Well Seahawks lost so the wheel is 3 for 3 in a single week. Wild
Update: THE CURSE IS TOO STRONG THIS YEAR
as a Lions fan who didn't watch this vid until after we won: I fucking love the Lions 😻
WHAT DID TGE SEAHAWKS EVER DO TO YOU??!!? Oh yeah….
Lol😁😁😁
Underrated comment
😍
I appreciate you.
Everything. They did it all
That big curse wheel definitely isn't balanced.
yep ... he needs to get it fixed
when they finish spinning and start going backwards, you have a major problem
Just don't be the 6th or 7th ranked team. Skill issue.
Things I never thought I would hear said seriously on the internet "Sir, your demonic wheel of ultimate doom and unlimited curses is not calibrated and balanced correctly"
The funny thing is, he's tested it on air with Grossi, and it didn't land on 6
@@revpembroke3082 but it landed on 7 didnt it? close enough
spoiler alert: perna cursed the white sox.
Can’t even tell if the curse worked or not cause they already are cursed.
How can you possibly curse anymore a team with 120+ losses 😅
But they won?
@@1mNotoriousTG exactly.
I'm like 99.999999999% sure the White Sox cursed the White Sox
Perna I think the wheel might be weighted to land on 6
really looks that, whoever made that wheel, maybe left it a bit unbalanced towards the 6/7/8 side
Yea its not supposed to move 5 spaces in the opposite direction after its momentum is initially stopped 😂
I agree. Was on 2 it should have stayed there. I will take Seattle though.
@@Zac15it’s weighted by the devil. With all these 6s
Someone give Rich Evans a call for the greatest yt crossover ever
17:22 HE GOT THE EAGLES AND SAINTS 😭😭 Seahawk fans... Let the curse wheel have mercy on you Monday
Curse wheel: "sorry all out of mercy"
This dude triple cursed the Saints, Eagles, and Seahawks. How does his power rankings get more bizarre each week and why do i love it lmfao
not sure how we got 3 curses with 2 wheels but Perna
It just means Everytime the eagles fuck up this week I can blame perna instead of the team
@@drakeferraro946 funny thing is he cursed both our teams (saints fan here hi :)) and they just played each other. Imagine if he cursed them both last week lmfao
@@joshsteger599 Saints and Eagles are tied at 8, and if you watched their matchup last week, both of their O-lines got destroyed by injuries.
@@AceKing-h3j i forgot he put 2 teams at 8
Here on Sunday night. Eagles and Saints both lost. Just waiting for Monday for the fulfillment of this cursed prophecy.
edit: Seahawks lost. All hail the curse wheel. Holy shit it's undefeated.
Stopped watching Rich Eisen's power rankings to watch yours.
Booo a real fan watches both in full
Spoil yourself man, you can do both
Keeping it real with you, Clickbait power rankings in general are more fun to watch. I go to the talking heads on TV for football news, and to these guys for opinions and entertainment.
Same here actually lol. Literally the 2 people in sports that form my opinion for me
Same
Hey guys so the saints, eagles, and Seahawks all lost this weekend. The curse wheel is real
Dont cheat the wheel anymore...
I may have little to no morals, but damnit I have principles. And cheating the curse wheel is NEVER acceptable!
This has angered the curse wheel, as such it has decided to triple its wrath
I felt there was something wrong last week the power is strong
Saints, Eagles and Seahawks all lost 😂
Did the wheel really just land on the Chiefs and then back off 😮
Haha Perna, They’re invincible, even from the curse wheel
I thought I was the only one who was going to point that out!
I think they may have also been cursed. My theory is that the Lions were supposed to lose to the Cardinals, and only won due to the 2 minute warning canceling out what would have been (and genuinely was) a pick six that would have ended a drive that ultimately resulted in a Detroit TD. As such, the refs blatantly disobeyed the Curse Wheel, and have angered it. The Chiefs, as we know, are the favorite team of the refs, and as such, must be punished, and the other 3 teams landed on by the triple curse are collateral damage of the wheel's wrath.
Perna's wife is hiding on the floor pulling it away from the Chiefs to mess with him. You heard it here first!
No. It landed on 3, the Vikings, and then was like, NOPE, and went back to land on two of the teams the Vikings fans hate most in all the world--the Saints and the Eagles. LOL
2:20 is why I subscribed to this channel
It's why we all subscribe
A little preview into his wife's life. I just sent her a sympathy card.
I read this comment right as this happened
Eagles lost to Bucs
Saints lost to Falcons
Seahawks lost to Lions
The curse wheel has not been wrong!
Unless you count the numerous injuries we had against the Cardinals, we defeated it. The Lions were cursed last week, but won.
My God, how many times have we gotten double cursed and we’re just now finding out?? How deep do this thing go? Thin ice perna
Well, at least he put the Mountain Browncows on it this week. Rigged, sure, but at least he has skin in his evil game now.
@@didgruntleddansnyderfan he put the Broncos at 12, the wheel doesn't have a 12 on it
Seattle losing to Detroit is all thats left for the triple curse to be perfect
done
love u perna please don’t curse my vikings
I've been nervously waiting for this video all day.😅
I'd settle for just never seeing him hump anything again.
My heart legit stopped when the wheel hit 3 for a full second before it spun back to 8 😂
@@davidedwards8183That was funny when it started spinning away.
@@davidedwards8183same here 😂
I'm starting to think the Curse Wheel is becoming stronger than the Madden Curse. Going 3 for 3 this week is INSANE.
Why the hell did the old curse wheel come out!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO NOT WANT
I’m scared of the curse wheel now 😖
As a Seahawks fan, the wheel clearly didn't spin correctly. I respectfully request a redo.
You hear me Perna!?!
Respin the fucking wheel!
As an Eagles fan I agree ☝️ that shit stopped on another number then “decided” to go ahead and move along to curse us and the Saints at the same time. Response the Fuckin wheel!!!
Re spin
You don’t get to complain. As a Ravens fan he cursed us twice and we lost in bs ways against the Chiefs and Raiders and Tucker’s been missing field goals. So no complaining.
Don't do it. You can be cursed twice mate....
Now, as a Lions fan I may be biased, but as we saw last week, respinning doesn't remove the curse.
The wheel…. Does it again..
The big wheel was stopping at 2!! Damn you, ref!!
The curse wheel is CLEARLY unbalanced, Perna please check the weights, its always around 6/7/8, must be heavier around that side
yeah it needs some balancing.
I think it’s actually opposite 6, in the yellow 4 area. Most definitely heavier in that region. My guess is manufacture or assembly used a different sized screw, or more screws than other numbers
I said this first week. It isn't mounted properly. It shakes, rattles and rolls. I think Perna is so ignorant of mechanics that he thinks the shake/rattle/roll is also random, so he doesn't fix it.
@@Redmenace96 He is a mental genius, NOT a mechanic! Any mechanics out there willing to do Perna a favor?
It's heavier in the 345 zone. You can tell because instead of just stopping it's foward momentum it went backwards nearly halfway. 567 is going to recieve a lot of curses this year. Bank on 6 coming up a lot.
That UNLV joke either aged incredibly or terribly
I have a few friends in UnLV. What happened there?
@@gradeftt1235QB is taking a redshirt and entering the portal after only getting 3k out of his 100k NIL deal with UNLV.
@@gradeftt1235 We suddenly, maybe, have a semblance of a football team after only ever having 3 bowl games in our history prior to last year. Kinda shocking. But Sluka actually just bailed on UNLV over an NIL dispute. So might go back to being irrelevant in regards to football.
@@gradeftt1235their starting quarterback decided to redshirt due to an NIL dispute
Was looking for this comment specifically. I’m curious if Perna filmed before or after the Sluka update
I can't believe the curse wheel got all three 😮😂
Can't help but feel like you are either spinning the wheel the wrong way, or it's misbalanced and is bringing up 6, 7, 8 respectively since it stopped and fhen rolled backwards toward those three.
It's really obvious it's broken. Especially when it STOPPED just to spin backwards towards the area it stopped before in previous spins.
2 down....
1 to go.....
Stroud boys will remember this
1-2 and you looked bad doing it. No clue how the Texans made this list tbh.
@@jackmckeown616 2-1*
@@jackmckeown616You might be talking about the other Texas team 😂
"Stroud Boys stand back and stand by" - Brandon Perna (probably) 😂
youre 2-1 and you beat the bears and the colts by one score and then got blown out by the vikings. texans shouldnt even be top 15 LMAO
Alright I'm actually scared now... Seahawks are the last of the cursed teams and are down 34-20. If they lose, that's the perfectly cursed trifecta. STAY AWAY FROM THE RAVENS! You already gave us a shit start we crawled back from.
Lions are already cursed so any curse from the curse wheel actually blesses them
Yes it’s a counter-curse
Injuries are piling up
a revurse
Like hell it does, did you see how many injuries we got?
The 🛞 wheel of curses.
The big wheel works. Both teams lost!
10 minus 8 is 2.
The curse goes to KC this week.
Or it hits whoever was on 2, 3, 8, 9 and 10. Although I am going to have to go back and see what number it was on when the big wheel reversed its spin.
Facts lol
Triple Curse is real. All hail the wheel!!
“Personally, I’m against murder.”
-Brandon Perna, 2024, colorized
I return to this video tonight to say thank you for cursing the seahawks perna shoutout to the most accurate curse wheel amon rarara
Let’s go Hawks
The wheel is almighty
upside to your team not getting a rank of power? Not making it on the fkn curse wheel
As a Giants fan, I feel the same way!!!
@@LaxerFL I’m a cowboys fan… it’s rough out here these days
As a commander fan, I'm feeling pretty good right now!!!
@@derekmellen448 ain’t no way!! Curse wheel gonna get ya soon!!!
Oh God, it has been fortold. Only the seahawks stand against this almighty force
I think the two wheels will average out and Green Bay is actually gling to be cursed. Also Brandon, you need to fix your new wheel because its clearly not balanced right
My God...the wheel is getting stronger
Look…I’m gonna not count the baby wheel. Go Hawks. 💚💙
Same here it definitely doesn't count
I’m terrified but hopefully you are right. The baby wheel just looks cursed and we know the damage it did last year
The double curse on the big wheel undoes the small wheel curse, it is known.
4 of our front 7 are out for Mondays game :"( let's hope it's just a baby curse and that is it...
The curse wheel freaking works! It's disgustingly scary!
Hey Perna, jokes aside, I think the curse wheel isn't weighted properly. There's no way it should have been 6 twice, let alone three times, and 7 is just one off from 6... only to THEN counterrotate back down from 2 to 8. In fact, it ended back up at the same 8 you started it at! Something is causing it to level out each time. Maybe rotate the numbers or add more distributed weights... unless THAT is the curse?? 😅
Sunday night recap: the Saints have lost, the Eagles have lost.
Suddenly have a new reason to watch the Seahawks game tomorrow O_O
can you please put the chiefs on 6 for the rest of the year plssss
Bring back the curse wheel shirt for this
Eagles and Saints lost, it seems fairly likely Seattle loses to Detroit so the triple curse was on point
Yo this wheel actually legit
Detroit winning vs Seahawks - almost 3 for 3…. FEAR THE CURSEWHEEL - FEAR ITS POWER 😳
SOMEONE GET TO COLORADO AND DESTROY THE DAMN WHEEL
stop that wheel. u cursed my seahawks..
The tiny wheel cursed them the only way for them to be un cursed is if perna brings it back out of retirement again sorry but your hawks are screwed
Thank you Perna for cursing the Aints, I always knew you were better than Grossi (who picked the Aints over the Falcons this week)
Dude, that wheel moved back like 4 spots after it was done rolling. BALANCE that thing!
"I think the Cardinals got overhyped" >placed Texans at number 7
So excited when these videos hit my inbox
Down goes the eagles and saints. Now its your turn Seahawks 😈
Vance Joseph is having the time of his life with this Broncos defense.
Wait damn you got them all! The curse became too strong 😂
The Eagles and Saints lost so that big curse wheel CAN handle 2 teams in one spot no problem…😂🎉😮
The curse is already hitting the Seahawks. Their whole D-Line is hurt. Boye Mafe, Leonard Williams, Byron Murphy, Nchenna Nwosu all ruled out
request for you to bring back the "I'm dying inside" shirts on the shop? and if you do, can you make sure the XL Cleveland Browns' ones are fully stocked?
I'm so sorry; I hope groper cleveland goes away so you guys can join us again. On the upside, you're keeping him from having to get a real job, effecting us more✌️
*product manufactured in a factory of sadness
Big curse wheel almost hit 4 but stopped on 3 and went backwards. That means the steelers will come close to losing but somehow pull it off in the end. Maybe a 50 plus yd fg from boswell at the ringer
Seattle lost a heartbreaker😭😭😭ALL MUST PRAISE THE WHEEL NOW!!!
All 3 teams lost, Perna!
That’s it Perna!! That wheel’s days are numbered
Seahawks Bills superbowl calling it now
Lions and Bills.
How much you wanna put on it?
As a Seahawks fan I highly doubt that.
Delusional
Seahawks? When was the last time they were even in the playoffs?😂
Yooo that curse wheel is scary
Eagles and Saints both lost and all we need is Detroit to win tomorrow
I cannot believe the curse went 3-0
Seattle is down 14 😮😮😮😮😮😮
Side note: Commanders (#6) won their game so it's not just a rank 6 curse.
Damn you Perna! Lol
16:51 THE 6 IS JUST TOO POWERFUL
Omg! I wondered how my Texans looked so bad.
Damn you Curse Wheel/Perne...Damn you all to Helllllll 😢
Best power ranking videos in sports! Been waiting for this week's to drop 😂
Clearly this video was recorded before Matt Sluka left UNLV
Yo, I gotta say the little edits you’re adding on the logos are awesome! Keep up the good work! Hope y’all get the underdog thing so the quality can keeping going up!
"Christ like." Lol. The anti-christ maybe! No one with this high a level of curse energy is a saint!
thanks for always a real show and not ESPN talking about nothing forever
Perna tried to cheat the wheel last week but the wheel never fails. It’s always hungry for its next victim
One good thing about the broncos is, it brought me to this channel last year. You see, I live in WA, and obviously I’m a Seahawks fan. That said, I found this channel when I wanted to know what Russell was doing. I no longer care about that anymore, yet he are I am!
I feel nothing but pity for you guys! Well, and a sense of some kind of revenge for you guys on somebody, I don’t know who, but I do!
You have to pray to the wheel and no other god now, Perna... this is your fate now.
The best part about your curses...??? I don't foresee you cursing Da Bears! That's why I wear my favorite shirt every Sunday! My sad Bears shirt! And I get so many laughs and compliments! Thank you and your team for great content!
Perna, you realize the Seahawks HAVE to lose tomorrow, right? It's fate. I can't wait to see your power rankings this week. :-D
I do picks of the week every week with some of my students on a spreadsheet. If Seattle loses, I'm holding on to my picks until Wednseday.
The triple curse was correct wtf 😭
I spent a solid minute and a half rewinding the beginning of the video to try and make drum beats out of you smacking the table... thank you for this opportunity...
Brandon “I tried to stop the power of the curse wheel” Perna
So far the Saints and Eagles curse was real.
Small wheel stopped first! Small wheel stopped first! Curse is on the Seahawks! Landing on the Eagles doesn't count, I can't hear you, la la la la la!
I'm relying on you for what's going on in the league more and more keep up the great content. You're hilarious as well. I told my cousin about you so hopefully that netted you another subscriber
Congratulations on your BRONCOS!!!
Life long chiefs fan from Colorado and you’re my favorite sports commentator ever. HBTC
All Hail the Wheel!
The curse was right on Saints and Eagles rn
The baby wheel is broken; it can't work, right?
If I were you, I would even think about questioning what type of powers baby wheel’s still has left